#I'm so mad lmao
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I hate it when cishet people write Achilles and Patroclus as friends and that is in part why I'll always insist in Achilles and Patroclus being interpreted as a 100% gay couple, especially with non queer people
Like, is not wrong to interpret Patroclus and Achilles as friends BUT
When straight people that are neck deep in amatonormativity do it, it always goes like this
"Oh, Patroclus and Achilles are friends lol, but Achilles is a man, therefore he needs to be with a woman, so he's in love with Briseis, oh but romantic love is more important than friendship, so Briseis is more important than Patroclus and Patroclus doesn't matter in the end"
And another thing I absolutely hate when straight people write Heterochilles is that they always are like
"Oh, Achilles killed Briseis's entire family, took away her freedom, and raped her, but she loves him, because... How could she not love him? After all he was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious?"
Let👏Briseis👏hate👏Achilles👏
#ramblings#greek mythology#iliad#tagamemnon#trojan war#achilles#patroclus#patrochilles#I've been victim of another depiction of heterochilles#people complain that everyone sees Patrochilles as only romantic#BITCH. most depictions of them are as straight#or Patroclus having a one side love with Achilles#Put some respect on my man's Patroclus name because let's be honest. If one of the two had a one side love#It was Achilles having a maddening love for Patroclus#Achilles was the president and founder of the “simping for Patroclus” club#I'm so mad lmao#It should be illegal for Straight people to write Achilles AND Briseis#“She hated him and loved him at the same time. But the love was bigger” WRONG#She wanted to hit Achilles in the head with an ax and would've done so if she had an ax#Also I'm going to confiscate Patroclus from straight people until everyone learns how to respect him#If you can't respect Patroclus then you shouldn't be able to write him#I'm sorry I'm still so mad lmao#I need to read something gay. I need to read the Iliad again
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The disrespect lmao
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my dad stole my fucking girlfriend (my romance plotline with karlach glitched and won't progress even though i did everything you're supposed to, and he just started a new run where HIS romance with her is going FINE)
#i'm so mad lmao#and now im stuck romancing wyll who's fine (in both senses of the word tbf) but i wanted her or gale :(((#dani.txt#bg3#baldur's gate 3
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I just read on Twitter someone saying that Mike was homophobic... Wow...
#byler#i'm so mad lmao#Like even if Mike were straight he wouldn't be homophobic.#i don't get this people#Luckily Mike kissing Will is going to beat the homophobic allegations <3#The only homophobia Mike has is internalized ok?
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i've never been more offended than I am knowing this movie came out the same year Dark Knight Rises did
#I love you mr hardy but WE'VE HAD THIS DUDE THIS WHOLE TIME?????#THE WHOLE TIME???? THE W H O L E T I M E???#tbd#i'm so mad lmao#fc: bautista#That’s??? Thats him that’s Bane???
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my dog fucken peed on my fresh laundry wtf
she thinks shes cute 😤
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apparently there was supposed to be a fun special guest at my fall out boy show and there was a flight issue but it was mikey way someone literally punch me in the face i'm so mad lmao
#WHAT TH EHELL FUCK YOU FLIGHTS#I'M SO MAD LMAO#my bestie just told me she sent like 2 minutes of snapchat of her just making faces and gesturing in anger lmao
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i have been silent this whole month out of the tiniest shred of respect i'm holding onto as a "mentor" but i'm so sick and tired of all the damage control i'm having to do for this intern!!! and all the consequences of his lackadaisicalness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#the shit i'm dealing with isn't even that bad but it's ANNOYING as hell#like i can't even begin to explain but on top of my busy workload i'm trying to clean up after him#he worked FOUR hours last week... FOUR!!#this is a paid internship and you're supposed to commit to a fulltime schedule- 80 hours a week and he's not doing PART TIME#granted none of this is my fault nor responsibility but management's HOWEVER i am dealing with the aftermath basically and trying to get hi#out of here#thank fuck it's his last week and tomorrow's his last day#but he decided this all last minute???#half of us just want to throw him out rn#a literal clown#it's not like working here is super lucrative but like it's extensive and they picked HIM out of someone who could really benefit#and dedicate the proper time#and as a former two year intern - it's a total slap in the face for all us watching him#like he's not gonna get a job offer OR even a good reference lmao#no one wants to work or graduate college and that's fine but don't be an ass#even last year's interns were bad but they at least came on site#i'm so mad lmao#if you couldn't tell#elv's mumblez
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y'all I am about to start Screaming out loud
the second little coffee date with Lucanis (and Spite) being a whopping 2 minutes and still doesn't end with a kiss??? for real?? not even holding hands??? I get an achievement for wrapping up his story line and no affection for mashing every single romance option it gave me?? not a crumb???
like, sweet sentiments, love Spite being involved (and confused) but it just Ends in what feels like is the middle of a scene
how fucking bad did this man get axed?? they centered the entirety of Treviso around him and he barely exists outside of it... is the Neve romance this empty? I dunno if I can go through this kind of starvation a second time
#literally going to start chewing on the foundations in a second#I'm so mad lmao#I get more fucking content out of the companion banter in the Lighthouse I swear to fucking god#DAV Posting
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I wanna be so petty so bad.
#vagueposting#I'm so mad lmao#i was right all along#and they never believed me lol#he'll never tell them the truth though i know it#oh fucking well#will delete later
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Twitter........
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#please i have to know if i'm just a bitch or not#you can probably guess what my opinion is on the matter lmao#just orphan the fic if you don't like it anymore/don't want to be associated with it!!!!#that's what the orphaning option is for!!!! why are you taking away MY beloved reading material!!!!!! it makes me so mad#i've started downloading and keeping a collection of my favorite fics because i can't trust them not to disappear on me#if you've written a fic i love and deleted it you'd better count your days#ao3#archive of our own#orphaned works#deleted fics#fanfic#fanfiction#fics#batfamily#batfam#batman#fandom#i'm just gonna tag all the fandoms i've read fic for lmao#voltron#voltron legendary defender#the raven cycle#trc#aftg#all for the game#the foxhole court#yuri on ice#marvel#mcu#the avengers#young justice
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The tac net crash chapter is one of my favorites so far~
Ah and. Guess what. I just discovered that including this post, I made 50 pieces of fanart for Mistakes on mistakes until.. I’m so sane and normal about this story can you tell👍
#maccadam#transformers#fic fanart#momu fanart#jazz#prowl#jazzprowl#considering the speed and the amount of fanart#….yeah I can see why tumblr thought I was a bot lmao#also#I mostly read during night and then drawing from memory during day so uhhhhh the accuracy is questionable haha#mainly I feel like half of the time I don’t know how tf Jazz looks. The guy switching between his looks so often jdjfjfj#IM. SO GLAD THEY RESOLVED THEIR DRAMA EHEHBJGJ#The scene in medbay was so damn cute#oh my goddddd#the scene of the tac net crash#muah#loved it~#you know the thing is - I'm a biiiig fan of mutual feelings and actions#the scene of the kiss was absolutely great but it was a bit one sided#Jazz cared about Prowl but Prowl was far more concerned about information safety and strategy and stuff#but this?? mmmm~ Them caring for each other#Prowl using his last moments of consciousness to ask Jazz if he is mad at him#Prowl actually deeply caring of what Jazz thinks about him now when he knows Prowl killed his friends#i don't know how to explain#kisses are great but this (points) this is my favorite five star meal right here#also there is something so funny about Prowl slowly discovering fow fucked up Jazz is and just accepting it#but being so scared when Jazz discover how fucked up he is. Only for Jazz to be like “boo I knew about your fuckedupness from the start”
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Prompt 102
Bruce pinched the bridge of his nose, taking a deep breath. In for ten seconds, out for eight. Alright. Okay. “Let me get this straight,” he didn’t motion to the three teens- or not teens even if two apparently looked like they were- but it was a close thing. “You-”
Phantom perked up, white hair flickering with what he was pretty sure were stars as they turned away from the window looking out into space. “-are two years old.” The fae-esque being who looked more like a fourteen year old gave a half-distracted nod. Which, for a toddler, they were paying attention pretty well.
“You-” Klarion looked up from where he was fiddling with the cuffs that had been on him, cat sprawled on his shoulder now that it was out of the carrier. “-are six?” Another distracted nod, the apparently-child seemingly enamored with the sounds the cuffs made when they clinked together.
“And you-” He turned towards Marvel, who shrank back before seemingly steeling themself. “-are in fact ten.” The… well they had thought demigod but apparently all three were some sort of realms-being, which had apparently made Constantine pale and start cursing before stomping out of the Watchtower. Another nod and shaky thumbs up.
Alright. Okay. They had in fact let a ten-year old join the league, which wouldn’t have been so bad if they had known. Especially the fact that apparently Marvel was only half-human, which suddenly explained so much about how he didn’t know so many things about a human life. Which-
“You,” he turned towards Phantom again to make sure he was listening before returning his attention to Marvel. “And you have both lived at least a year in the human realm with human companions, but your-” He turned his gaze towards the ravenette in the center. The six year old apparently. “-experience with the human realm is literally just with the Light.”
Yet another distracted nod. Okay. Bruce was tempted to scream in a room for the entire situation that had cropped up from the single action of taking Klarion’s familiar and then the boy himself into custody. Then again, it was honestly a much better thing they had apparently caught this.
“Alright,” he sighed, suddenly feeling incredibly exhausted. “To make sure I have all of this correct-” Because it was already a shitshow and the amount of shouting had absolutely spooked the child. To the point he’d- according to Marvel- made what was apparently some sort of very distressed noise that had made both him and Phantom running. Or rather flying and portaling.
“-in the realms, people there make friends through fighting,” Bruce pauses to make sure he got that part correct. The origin of this entire misunderstanding with the chaos-lord. Lordling?
All three nodded, Klarion losing interest in the cuffs and starting to pet his cat. Familiar. Everyone had referred to it as a familiar and Marvel had appeared utterly horrified that they had taken said familiar away. Somehow he was the one the trio were currently trusting and weren’t doing the same towards any of the other league members.
“And you have been trying to make friends with the Jr team, which they have been taking as an attack due to this miscommunication.” Honestly they should have gotten more information, though he couldn’t exactly blame any of the teens, what with everything they were currently dealing with.
“... is there any sort of guardian or something you might have, that can be contacted? Or anyone that could help prevent a situation like this from happening again?” All three avoided his eyes, suddenly finding things like the table and walls very interesting.
Oh. Hm. This could be a problem.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#Bruce is so done#Danny: I would have a guardian but the observants locked him up in his clocktower 'cause he used to date the king#Marvel: Does Tawny count?? Like he's a tiger but he also talks and is sapient...#Klarion: Mother Chaos is busy so dropped me off in this world to play#Bruce: Oh no#Bruce already filling out temporary custody papers: Oh No#Bruce: Do any of you know how to do human things#Danny: Oh my human caretakers were mad scientists-#Bruce: OH NO#Marvel: Oh when I'm smaller the street kids help me out#Bruce grabbing a blanket: OH NO#Klarion: I am doing good at being human a completely normal thing to want a good grade in#Bruce already bundling them up: OH NO#They all have familiars lmao#Klarion has Teekl the cat#Danny has Cujo the dog#Billy has Tawny the tiger#JL in the other room having a breakdown or five#Why yes they were fighting a literal child#And yes apparently they did let in another child and literal toddler#Danny: Hold on can I at least get my sister before we go anywhere#Bruce: Hnnnn#His kids are going to laugh at him for bringing home 4 kids
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Was wondering why my parents were being weirdly insistent I come visit. I get here and they're roping me into Bible study 🙃
#anger#i fucking hate these#I've managed to avoid bible study for a few years#I'm so mad lmao#they won't let me leave#personal
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