#I'm so in love with this man wanna give him a big 'ol kiss on the forehead.

[funyiipp]

Ever since @lizaisdrawing mentioned Wallace being oblivious to the fact he was attractive for a long while, all I can think about is it's like those scenes in cartoons where a character is like, "I'm not that pretty am I?" then it's a shot like this.

Was this an excuse just so I could draw Wallace with his hair down, looking gorgeous as handsome as always? Teehee, yeah. I've been wanting to draw Wallace again for a bit but I was having one of those moments where I was doubting my art abilities to the point the thought of attempting to draw him gave me anxiety.

I persevered, however. So my self-doubt can go eat a fistful of eggs. Anyways bye I'll be haunting all of you again, later!

[koralcove]

okay, but like... the thought of sylus and xavier of how they generally are in bed... like, i think some ppl get them swapped up, coz like...

everyone's saying that sylus is such a beast in bed and would absolutely demolish you until your legs feel like you'd need to go through physical therapy to walk again... and they're absolutely right.

BUT

i also hear those who say that sylus is an absolutely soft and sensual lover in bed, and honestly, that version speaks TRUTH. because, HAVE YOU SEEN THAT MAN WITH US?! the way his character progresses with becoming absolutely, indescribably, adoringly soft with us. the big bad, dark and mysterious, cold-blooded, ruthless leader of onychinus is willing to do things out of his element just because we think it's fun. you want matching cute onesies? he's already purchased a pair for us. you want to go take silly photos together and hang out in an amusement park where he could be publicly seen doing mundane and questionably harmless activities that personally don't look like it suits his style? if that's what you want, then he's not opposed to it.

that man is absolutely soft with us, and you can't tell me that he wouldn't prefer to make sweet, deep, lovin' with his darling. the way he'd want to be pressed impossibly close to you, your body so soft against him, taking every bit of effort to not rush into this intimate moment with you because he wants to feel every inch of your skin tracing on his fingertips. he wants to prolong the sensation of your warmth radiating to him, shushing your whines with his deep baritones of, "there there, sweetie. no need to rush, i'm not going anywhere," always with that teasing lilt in his voice, but it can't cover up the adoration spilling out of him.

and god, he'd be gentle with you. he knows you can take what he gives you, knows what you're capable of. but damn, he couldn't resist giving you all that gentle devotion because you're just so precious to him. and through all the rough edges of his living, he wants to give you something tender. wants to bare how putty you make him just from your presence alone. he doesn't think of it as a weakness. in fact, it fuels his fire of making sure to stake his claim on you properly by giving you all you deserve. and he always sets the pace. wants you to feel how absolutely weak-kneed you make him in an imitation of his light touches that set small sparks of desire on your skin, pressing searing kisses on you as an invisible brand until he finally gives in to the lust gnawing at him, but making sure to always, always, be careful with you.

and then, there's xavier...

xavier with his cherub-like features that you think can do no harm if you didn't know him well enough. with how he looks like a constantly clueless puppy that you can easily please with the temptation of a nap time, you'd think he'd be the type to go with some lazy, intimate love making with you while you're both half-awake... which is not wrong, really, but that's just the tip of the iceberg.

as someone who goes with the flow, xavier is not opposed to anything you would suggest, even if the idea itself seems outlandish, then that boy is down (just like how down bad he is for you). you wanna be on top? cool, no problem with him being the pillow princess. you want him to take you from behind? he'll give you an absolutely mind-blowing back shot. but the kicker with xavier is that he's an absolute FREAK (we talkin' abt neck-breaking freaky deaky shit), and i love how everyone collectively agrees on that. because there's just smth abt a man who appears so unbothered by a lot of things, always cool in faces of plight (and girl, his heartbeat is literally slow, does nothing ever faze him???) that the thought of him going wild is just a big ol' WOWZA. AND PAIRED WITH THAT INNOCENT LI'L PUPPY FACE OF HIS?! oh honey, i'm already unzipping your pants for you-

and honey, his strength... his stamina?! girl, he be the kind to go at it alllll night. "once isn't enough" ALREADY SAYS A LOT. and that man is not shy at all, because you can't tell me that he whispers absolute filth in your ear, catching you off guard at how uncharacteristic it seems of him, but it flows so smoothly through his tongue that you just have to wonder what kind of thoughts run through his head when he's with you, because rn, as he's pounding you silly against the mattress, hips pistoning into you at lightning speed, yet still hitting oh so deep into you, he's absolutely insatiable for you. and he would not hesitate to go all out on you as long as he knows you can handle it. because he knows it can be too much. but when he sees those tears streaming down your cheeks from how good his dick is at making you see stars, shaking under him as you grip onto his arm, he couldn't resist with bullying your poor overstimulated body and getting an orgasm out of you just one more time out of... maybe three? seven? he's lost count.

but don't get me wrong, xavier is still the type to be skin-achingly intimate with you. loves how you're pressed against him as you both lazily rock your hips against one another. but it just so happens that he's a absolutely ravenous with you as well, rutting into you like a bunny in heat.

with sylus, love making with him is tender, reverent, but never losing that intensity, while xavier is absolutely uninhibited and would even lose track of the amount of times you've already cummed for him.

[the-dumpster-fire-of-life]

I am BEGGING for some good ol' gustav fluff. I will take absolutely anything, my bbg needs sum love. Thank you mwah<3

(hello! Thank you for your requests and I love Gustav a bunch so here ya go! Enjoy!)

Gustav Schäfer Fluff HC'S

I feel like he could be the best boyfriend you could ever have

Probably is the guy to be big and good with communication

Like if you're upset and the type to just say "I'm fine."

He's just like "No, you're not. What's the matter?"

He just wants to hear what's going on and if you have daddy and mommy issues like me, it's absolutely shocking

He gives the best hugs I feel

Like a full on enveloping hug and a small kiss on the head

It's the hugs that sorta feel so comforting like a pillow and also one you wanna fall asleep in

He is the one to legit do anything as long as it involved being with you

You wanna go get shit faced?

He's fucking in!

You wanna prank the band?

He's down!

Sometimes being in a band gets overwhelming and being famous at such a young age

So he finds comfort in being able to go to you!

Staying up all night with this man in a hotel room is a must

When you guys were younger you would prank call so many people

Making pillow forts no matter how old you guys got

It's practically a tradition

I feel like he was very upfront when you guys confessed feelings

He didn't want to hide them and maybe miss out on his chance of being with you

Luckily, he got it!

Boy is not letting go now

You guys on the tour bus are always found sleeping somehow

You guys just nap in the weirdest positions but always look so comfortable

Like he's sleeping on his back, your back to his chest as you both have a blanket over y'all and are just passed out

Bill is like y'all's adopted child

Y'know those Tiktoks of a friend tagging along with their two friends who are dating and the audio is like "Mama e papa, Mama e papa."

That's Bill with you guys all the time!

He is very responsible I feel but also can be immature

You two are messing around with each other in interviews a lot

He's more quiet and if you're outgoing it's a cute little trope

He honestly feels though it was a perfect match if you're more quiet and reserved like him

He likes the calm sometimes but he also loves the chaos

He and you try out new restaurants a lot as dates and somehow it always is fun

You guys have gotten into it sm that you guys have had ppl staring at you guys as you die laughing

You guys laugh so hard sometimes the laughs turn silent and ppl are genuinely concerned

To stop you from talking in like interviews if you're saying something and you guys are bickering, he puts his hat on your head and covers your face with it going "shush"

He's got strong emotions so if you can handle that, great!

He would never want you to feel uncomfortable

If you're one to not really be in touch with emotions like I am, if you just find it hard due to how you grew up or shit like that, since he has such strong ones I feel like he would help you with that

Showing you it's okay to have your own emotions

He can be such a sweetheart

Literally never forgetting even the little details about you

Can remember everything to what you first said to him when you guys met all the way to present day

He stays in the back but you can always be seen trying not to burst out laughing

Why?

Because he whispering shit in your ear about anything and everything

He says the most random shit and he is somehow so passionate about that random shit you can't help but die

He says the most random and rancid things that sometimes you just have to stare for a minute

He is such a goofball

Can make you laugh at any given time of any day

Will poke you and make jokes if you're upset until you laugh

He can be so insulting without meaning to be

Especially when he just doesn't think before he says stuff

He has shocked himself sometimes with what he says

He loves the little thing, the big things, you entirely, and practically everything that comes with you!

[fanaticsnail]

Snail! Another banger! You know what that means:

○“C’mon, now. What have I gotta do to get your layers off? Talk dirty to you?” He used the steel edge of his knife to attempt to pry the brown outer layer away.

●Not my home cook ass just using my hands 💀. In my defense, I'm only cooking for family lol.

○Cheeky Nami kisses, soft Robin kisses, and nibbled toothy kisses from Chopper were his favorites.

●The way I need these so bad??? Blink twice if you wanna hear my takes on these.

○ from Luffy which was used to depict the state of his appetite

●Kissing Luffy and him getting hungry halfway through. Him deciding you taste good enough and just continuing to kiss you. Don't worry, you two raid the pantry later (don't tell Sanji).

○the skeleton man had no lips

●A moment of silence to think about how terrifying Brook would be irl

○he was happy that the stinky moss-head kept his lips to himself.

●Me when I lie

○ you leaning on the side of the door

●OH this absolute nuisance (affectionate). She knows what she's doing. Going full seductive door lean? Are you trying to kill the poor boy? Something, something, Megara from Hercules.

○What's cooking, good looking?” you smiled at him softly, gesturing with your chin to the pot on the stove. He froze up, his ears tinting darker with the shade of pink.

●His ass could not go back to baraié, because he'd come back with twice the skill and a third of the rizz he left with.

○Taking the extinguished cigarette out of his lips, he placed the butt in the bin beneath the sink.

●Three trash bins in the strawhat kitchen. Wet Waste, Dry Waste, and Sanji's Cigarettes.

○“I actually love it. Even though it started as a joke, it has actually made a big difference the way I’ve been feeling lately.”

●#kissSanji2024

○throwing his head back and drawing up his forearm to his face to catch the damp blood from exiting his nose. His head was dizzy, his lips parting and whining as he felt your tongue swirl around the soft bite to his collar.

●MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN

○You squeaked in response, immediately placing your hands on Sanji’s hips as he pinned you against the sink with his hips

● Yes bitch! Grab that slutty little waist!

○"I didn’t want to make you uncomfortable or anything, honest-" “-Sanji,” you laugh at him, looking up through half-hooded lashes and brushing your nose with his, “Your mirepoix is going to burn.”

● Them: https://images.app.goo.gl/r4ciH8S635FznucZ9

○“This stupid apron has been nothing but a complete distraction.”

●Snail, this is your sign to buy chef-husband a "kiss the cook" apron.

○Come find me when you want to put on that stupid apron again, hm?” you utter, releasing his hips and making your way over to the kitchen doorway

●She's such an icon! Came to the kitchen and kissed the prettiest boy on the ship! Made him literal putty in her hands! Made him burn his food! Kissed him again, and then left! Left while still flirting with him, hips swaying to Shakira Shakira! I want her! I NEED her!

Oof, this one was long. But what else to say after 1.5k+ of absolute art?

-♡♡ lots of love

Oh my gosh, I love your reviews and commentary!!

As a home cook married to a chef, peeling onions is my job. And I hate it. I do the good ol' halve it and pry it, but sometimes the skins are just a nuisance.

I am blinking twice. Give me your hot take on the kisses 😏.

Luffy kisses are just him gnawing in between waiting for dinner.

Brook has my heart and I love him. I'd still kiss. I wanna jam with him so bad.

"Me when I lie," I'm dying. I can't even. I love me a bit of zosan (see my strawhat Christmas fic ���).

Yes, we are trying to kill him. With kisses.

The three trash bins, I can't even. I refuse to believe he'd taint the flavour of the sealife with littering the ocean. He knows better.

Kiss Sanji '24 ✊

I should absolutely but a 'kiss the cook' apron for chef-husband. If I get him for Krap Kringle this year, that's the first thing I'm gonna get.

This reader is Loca, and I loved writing the kisses like this. Kisses are my favourite.

Thank you for dropping lil' treats in my ask box. I love doing your requests, Anon! 😘🖤

[mrsmarlasinger]

OH. I forgot to tell a story that I have already told everyone in my physical vicinity! The drama of it all.

So my on-and-off childhood sweetheart from age...like...eleven to twenty-something—okay, scratch that. We met for the first time when we were toddlers. So let's call him my on-and-off childhood sweetheart of basically twenty years. My first kiss, first love, so on and so forth.

You get the gist. I don't have to explain this to you.

Well, in August 2023, he pleads for me to take him back and asks something along the lines of "What would it take?"

🤨

Seriously.

Keep in mind, this is a return missionary of the Polite, Inoffensive Young Mormon Boy™ genre. My parents wanted desperately for me to marry him. (Sorry, Mom and Dad! It was never gonna work!)

This dude is a cishet who won't TECHNICALLY misgender your partner, but will refer to them exclusively by name to avoid using any pronouns whatsoever. He's a pull-yourself-up-by-your-bootstraps Republican. You wanna know how Roe v. Wade got overturned? Lol. Lmao, even.

Me? I'm a pierced, kinky, polyamorous, weed-smoking, whiskey-loving, goreno-watching, foul-mouthed, slutty-attired, dyke-sex-having

🏳️‍🌈🌈QUEER🌈🏳️‍🌈

Sin central. Remember when "hellmaxxing" was a word? I quaff fucking cough medicine to get high. Sometimes. Doesn't matter. Anyway.

So he and I are incompatible, natch, but that was so not even relevant. Because in August 2023, I WAS LITERALLY A YEAR INTO A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP.

"What would it take?" Bro, I hadn't dated a man in nearly half a decade! I still haven't! In fact, I am currently in a relationship with a lesbian!

What do you mean, dude.

What do you MEAN.

So I tell this boy he'd have to leave the Mormon church. Don't get me wrong, that wasn't a challenge or an ultimatum—I think he's having a great time being Mormon! Didn't work for me, but shit, man, it's working for him!

And okay, fine, do I think he gives bi-guy-with-internalized-homophobia vibes (I've dated one, I would know) and should at least give bisexuality the good ol' college try? Yes, but it's not up to me!

I just meant that, ultimately, it was the Church which drove such a divide between us. I don't believe in it—I can't believe—and neither of us would be happy compromising our beliefs for the other. And even if I compromised mine for him, I'd still be haunted by the hurt of everything he said to me when I left. All the judgment he spewed in the guise of humor.

So that's what I said.

In that moment, he looked at me with his big, sad brown eyes, and I think we understood each other perfectly.

And god, it was sad. I did use to think he and I would end up married. For ten years I thought that. Hell, everyone told us we would.

But...ohmygod. What a movie moment. For bitches who live their lives like cosplay (I'm bitches), that is like one of the top five wish fulfillment moments you could experience in your interpersonal relationships.

Honestly. Honestly. I can't stress enough that a man BEGGED FOR ME TO TAKE HIM BACK, and then I TURNED HIM DOWN.

I'm sorry but like...that's crazy. That's glamor.

So anyway, he goes off into the starry dark (yeah, and of COURSE it happened on the front porch at night. Me on the very edge of the porch step, him on the ground—vaguely Romeo and Juliet-esque. Like...the poetry. You cannot get more cinematic than that). I watch him leave, then go inside.

The next time I hear from this man, I'm drinking wine on my gay partner's couch (gay) (we are gay) (lesbians), and this man invites me to his wedding...reception. Cuz of course, I couldn't get into his temple wedding even if I wanted to.

And yes, I cried over the lame-ass cishet boy! The death of childhood sweetheartdom does, in fact, require a mourning period.

N e wayz, here's the kicker: in true Mormon fashion, the timeline from him getting rejected by The Great Love Of His Life (blushes cutely 🤭) to getting engaged was...FIVE MONTHS! Yes, folks, my nosy ass did the math!

Timeline from the big rejection to his upcoming wedding reception (in Pride month, of ALL months for straight marriage 😒🙄😤)?

🥁🥁🥁🥁...Ten months, folks!

Well, Jesus, man, I didn't want you to rebound with a marriage! Bit sick, innit? Not to inflate my already-ballooned ego, but Lord help us both, you were crushed that night on the porch! Don't saddle your poor fiancée with that baggage, mmkay?

Anyway. That's my tale. I'm genuinely happy for them (provided the marriage works well for both), and I am going to his reception in a couple weeks, though I don't expect we'll keep in contact afterward.

(She seems lovely, btw, can't wait to meet her. Here's hoping they enter the Utah Mormon swinger circle; I'm not opposed to a road trip. Kidding, obviously, and I know that that's a distasteful joke. But, like, if THEY were down—)

(KIDDING. CONSERVATIVES ARE ETHICALLY UNFUCKABLE.)

Moral of the story: I Am That Bitch 🌝🌝

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

HIHIHI ARI!!! MY LITTLE SWEET IRIS MY DEAR BELOVED!!!! DID U SLEEP WELL? how is the gojo fluff coming along? are the words working with you? (they better be smh!!!) anyway anyway i am here to thank u for ur words. sleepy sugu swims in my head and everytime he speaks it's just your words that are coming out idk u guys are kind of One in my head i think... YOUR WORDS MEAN THE WORLD TO ME I AM HOLDING THEM IN MY PALM N I AM NUZZLING AGAINST THEM OK!

btw i was thinking whether he'd say please in the end too or not... bc i think he wouldn't wanna come off as too bossy? but then i decided to not put it in bc i think his tone would already indicate that. a very very silent plea....

and hahshshahaha i'm glad u liked the silly little poetry lines too that made me feel so warm WAHHHHHHHHHH okeoke i'm giving u a big hug and a wet fucking smooch on ur forehead MWAHHHH thank u for existing my love<3333333333333 i hope ur day will go sunnily that is not a word but i am making it into one rn the sun will warm u always always always

- @catchuuu

MICKEYYYY MY ANGEL MY LITTLE SUNFLOWER SEED good morning to u too !!!! <333 i slept like a fucking log LMAO i had to drag myself out of bed.. almost fell asleep on my way out …….. i think i had a scary dream but it was fine i snoozed a bunch I HOPE YOUR SLEEP WAS JUST AS SOFT <333

and wahhh thank YOU sm for writing it 🥺🥺🥺 AND FOR THE TAG I ALMOST EXPLODED WHEN I SAW IT IN MY NOTIFS mickey!sugu is such a gift i love him sm :(((( pls kiss his little head for me.

“u guys are kind of One in my head i think” I’M SO HONOURED?????? it’s crazy that u say that too bc i 100% associate soft sleepy satoru with u 😭😭 i’m writing the fic rn and i’m just constantly going… ohhh mickey might like this line….. i wonder if i can make mickey cry if i make toru cute enough………. this part is very mickeycoded…………… PHDJSP u get what i mean. the duo is duoing <3333

AND AND AND!! that’s such a good question tbh….. i agree with u i think that under normal circumstances sugu would say please bc he is in fact a big ol people pleaser smh BUT…. when he’s so sleepy and unguarded i think it would just kinda slip out :((( it’s desperate in a way!! he just needs to feel u. he’d explode if u stopped. :((((

i think that when you get down to it sugu is a bit of a brat tbh.. he’s similar to satoru he just hides it better. but i think he’s such a sweet whiny little clingy brat when he truly trusts u <3333 when you guys have been dating for a while he’s flopping down on you like a big dog and asking so sweetly if u could play with his hair pls 🥺🥺…. if you tease him or decline he starts demanding it though PHDJDBD … “i do so much for this family and you can’t even spare a minute out of your day to appreciate me” IT WAS NEVER THAT SERIOUS SUGU ??? I WAS JUST JOKING ??????? he’s the silliest man alive… (the “family” in question is u + ur three cats btw <33 he’s a cat dad. it’s canon.)

[carneflower13]

perceives those character questions... how about ur man seymour anddd.. homura. variety. you don't gotta do both if you don't want

SEYMOUR!!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH <3

favorite thing about them: Oh god do I have to pick just one thing?? I love his hair, I love his glasses, I love his clothes, I love his voice....I love how sweet he is to Audrey and to his plants <3 I also love how he was immediately convinced to kill orin when he saw him hurting audrey like YESSSSS KING!!! THE GUY SURE LOOKS LIKE PLANT FOOD TO ME!! He is also so SO sopping wet and pathetic and that only makes me love him even more.

least favorite thing about them: NOOOOOO I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING I DISLIKE ABOUT HIM I LOVE HIM TOO MUUUUUCH

favorite line: "Hi, Audrey! You look radiant today~ <3" OR "Twoey, that's disgusting." OR "You watch your language!"

brOTP: i guess him and twoey but only in AUs where twoey is actually nice and isn't trying to eat the world. I would like for him to have more actual people to be friends with!!

OTP: Him and Audrey, obviously. Literally they made me believe love is real <3

nOTP: Seymour/Twoey or Seymour/Orin. He does not deserve that kind of suffering.

random headcanon: He has autism (just like me!) and his special interest is plants/botany, specifically weird and exotic plants (His monologue in "da-doo" could be interpreted as him infodumping). Also, he's prone to sensory overloads bc he gets overwhelmed easily ;w;

unpopular opinion: hmmmm. idk. i think some people give him too much credit for his actions. some people like to act like he was some secretly fucked up mastermind from the beginning but he's literally Just Some Guy who was talked into killing people by a giant plant bc his life sucked and as far as he knew, he didn't have any other chance to make things better. he was living in poverty and stuck in a dead-end job. he was desperate. did he make mistakes? yeah of course he did. but like. idk. i feel like everything was more twoey's fault than seymour's.

song i associate with them: "Put Your Head on My Shoulder" by Paul Anka. Its from around the same era the movie takes place in and I can picture him singing it for whatever reason.

favorite picture of them: LISTEN i have a whole folder of pictures of this man its impossible for me to pick just one BUT:

this recent addition to my collection is pretty cute <3 he looks soft i just wanna kiss his cheeks and give him a big ol hug

aaaaaand now homura

favorite thing about them: SHE IS LITERALLY SO COOL. I like that she seems cold and distant but is actually feeling SO MUCH beneath the surface. I also like when she uses her guns or her time-shield thingy. OH and the sassy little hair-flips she does sometimes!!! ALSO she kicks kyubbey's ass all the time it's great. I also have a weakness for characters who have distinct "before" and "after" personalities (Homura's being her shy pre-magical girl/time loop self and her serious self that we see for most of the series)

least favorite thing about them: Her whole deal at the end of Rebellion is kind of weird I'm not entirely sure how I feel about it (I think the main series ended on a well-enough note) but her demon design is still pretty cool. Also she kind of gets into Madoka's business a lot like showing up at her window in the middle of the night?? It's funny but also girl what the hell are you doing?

favorite line: Uhhh I don't remember any of her actual quotes from the series so here's one from the legendary video Meduka Meguca: "MEDUKA DON'T GOOOOOOOOO"

brOTP: I feel like if her and Mami had a better, less antagonistic relationship they could be good friends.

OTP: Her and Madoka of course! <3

nOTP: I have no idea.

random headcanon: She is autistic and also a lesbian to me <3

unpopular opinion: ummmmm i don't know lol i don't really interact with the pmmm fandom much

song i associate with them: "In the End" by Linkin Park. I'm pretty sure I saw an AMV with her set to that song way back. Plus, the lyrics fit her situation pretty well

favorite picture of them: This one speaks to me

[tinytinybumblebee]

Hihi!! I'm back once again with more tiny Bill! :D I just have so many hcs for this tiny baby boy and I just wanna share em all! :0

So, when it comes to Bill's naptime/bedtime, he's just sitting on the floor, slowly rolling his lil cars (some left with him by tiny Joel bc Joel trusts him with them :') ) n his lil eyes start to flutter a bit, and Frank just immediately notices that his lil guy is about to drift off, but ofc he needs to get him changed and ready for a good resting!

So Frank makes his way over to the sleepy lil man n just softly shakes his shoulder 'come on, honey. let's get you ready for a nap, hm?' and just kisses Bill's lil forehead, while Bill is half asleep XD

Frank already has some changing supplies with him (bc he's always triple prepared for an emergency XD), and lays the lil sleepy man down on the changing mat, starting to get Bill a change. Bill is kinda embarrassed by this, hiding himself in a little soft green blanket (tess probably found as a gift for him one day :>), and starting to get fussy!

Frank just hushes his lil guy and reasures him that everythings okay, and is quick with changing him! Once Frank is done, he sits Bill up and packs away all the supplies, before coming back to his lil man. Bill just immediately clings on, his head buried into Frank's neck and arms around his shoulders, ready to be carried.

And poor Frank can't carry his little husband (like how Bill can with him), he's just a lil to heavy for the caregiver! So, Frank just pats his back a little and sighs a bit. 'Billy-boy, I'm sorry, but I can't carry you, honey. Your a bit to heavy for me, lovebug'

And Bill lets out a big whine, making Frank chuckle a bit. So, Frank stands up, and holds his hand out for his lil man and Bill gives a big ol huff, but just grabs it, rubbing his eye with his other hand while Frank takes him to their bedroom to settle his lil fussy man down. Frank just lays down on the bed n holds his arms out for his lil one, Bill immediately just lunges into him and snuggles into Frank, making the carer coo a bit.

And Frank just pats Bill's back in musically coordinated pats, humming a soft lullaby. But Bill's already out like a light XD just having half a thumb in his mouth and a bit of drool going down to Frank's shirt, but Frank doesn't mind, as long as his lil guy is naping, that's all that matters :>

(and the nicknames Bill would have would be like: Billy-boy, sweet pea, honey, sweetie, sweetheart, little one, love, lovebug and precious :D)

Reading your tiny Bill hcs is like a warm hug aaaAÀAAA so sweeet😭💖💖💖

Bill 1000000% needs his naps! So much play can tucker out such a lil guy!! Frank has gotten good at knowing when Bill's getting tired/ready to conk out before it reaches the "well, I guess we're napping on the floor" stage xD

Ooh you know Frank always has changing supplies around, you just never know when you'll need it and who would want to leave such a sleepy little guy alone for even a second??? Not Frank!

Fussy sleepie Bill 🥺💖 he just wants his Frankie/Papa as close as he can possibly get! And, the moment he's in Frank's arms, curled up, he's the most content babie around♡♡♡♡ Frank just smiles, running his fingers through Bill's hair while his tiny one sleeps soundly 💖

(And aaaaa!!!! Such adorable nicknames 🥺💖💖💖💖💖💖💖)

[alphasunpup]

need more werewolf vander and feedee Vander so I'm combining the two (Yes, I haven't mourned him and the fact he's gone forever and it's just warwick, moving on)!

If yall saw his big ass in the "good" timeline au bro is genuinely built like a bear. His bicep alone is the size of Powder's head. Now imagine all that thick muscle with a big belly to match. me, personally, not really a fa of the beer gut, hard fat belly. Also, i think we should describe men with soft tummies more often.

So, imagine if you will:

powder is probably off with Ekko

Silco is probably going over to Piltover on a business trip (actual legitimate one, hard to believe)

Milo and Claggor are out partying (Milo is trying to get girls, Claggor is there to make sure he doesn't get roughed up too much by said girls)

And it's just you and Vander as he's closing up the trip trap.

You walk behind this behemoth of a man and start rubbing his shirt. It looks a little puffed and tight but that's because no one knows he's wearing a goddamn corset underneath

"You wanna take it off, big boy?" You whisper to him as you rub his belly.

He moans. "C'mon love, the shop's sign not even off yet." He chuckles.

You walk over and flip the switch turning off the sign that shows the bar is open. You walk back to him, a sultry smile on your face. "Well, it is now."

He sighs and nods, a smirk on his face. You walk over and untie the corset and Vander release a long sigh as his gut finally wobbles from underneath the binding material. He begins to rub the fat, hairy, warm orb of tanned skin and leans against the wall. You walk over and kiss the old stretchmarks on his belly.

He chuckles and nuzzles your head. His beard tickles your head as you feel the silky hairs brush your scalp. "Good girl," he whispers in your ear.

Now, it's your turn to squirm. He growls softly in your ear and sits you on his lap. Well, whatever of his lap isn't covered by is soft gut now. "Now, are you going to help daddy fill up this gut with all this tasty beer?"

You can't help but giggle when he calls himself daddy. He huffs and nips you for teasing him. You laugh harder and scratch the sideburns that connect to his beard. "Okay, okay. Yes, daddy," you say emphasizing the word.

He huffs and rolls his eyes. "Now, you've gone and ruin the fun."

"Mmhmm," you hum.

Vander sets himself under the tap and gives you a thumbs up. Before you begin though he mentions, "Oh and it's a full moon tonight, love. Be sure to really let me stuff myself."

You grin. "Yes sir." You turn the tap on the speaksy and let the beer funnel directly into Vander's mouth. He moans quietly as he drinks straight from the tap. As that happen, you begin working on some food so he wasn't just drunk.

There wasn't much to hunt in the lanes and making him travel to Piltover onto the ole' Kirraman hunting grounds while drunk wasn't smart. So you start working on some thick cream potatoes, some cooked steaks and fries. You work quickly and quietly, all while Vander drinks patiently, a sleepy expression on his face as he sucks from the tap.

When the food is done, you give Vander a tap on the shoulder. He gives you a tap back and you turn off the tap. He removes his mouth and lets out an ungodly loud belch. His face is slightly flush the spiced bear dribbles down his beard. His gut isn't hard but it's certainly rounded making him look pregnant with cubs now. He picks you up easily and kisses you, his lips stained with the beer.

"Food," you murmur and he sets you down on the bar table before looking at the plates you cooked him.

He easily devours all the plates you made. He lets out another belch and rubs his belly. It hangs out his shirt now. He picks you up again and stumbles his way upstairs into his bedroom. He gently tosses you onto the bed before haphazardly removing his clothes.

"Lemme help," you murmur and walk over. You notice his eyes have already begun to glow. His hair seems shaggier and a little greyer. He huffs as he stands, watching you lazily with intense eyes.

"Everything okay, big boy?" You ask gentle as you get his shirt off him.

He doesn't respond. He silently pushes you onto the large metal reinforced bed. His transformation starts and he just rips through his clothes. His muscles now twice the size of your head, bulging even under the fat. His face became wolfish with a short snout. Wolf ears shift through his hair, causing his man-bun to become undone. His eyes glow a different color, an interesting heterochromia variant amongst werewolves: one green and one blue eye. His grey fur covers his whole body as he doubles in his already impressive stature and his whole body engulfs yours.

He pants and lets out a deafening belch that rattles the old window panes. He shifts to his side, his fat gut pressed against your back and you moan. He huffs and licks your shoulder. "Sorry love, didn't mean to scare ya for a moment."

You chuckle. "Never scared of you, big boy. Though I think we'll need to reinforce the bed. You're getting too big for it already."

He lets out that deep chuckle and it reverberates against your back. You snuggle and enjoy the rest of the night together.

[billysgirllol]

���yes, exactly what i was coming to say.” she sighed heavily in relief, he was finally getting it. “yes i do— but that’s why i said one day at a time.” quietly speaking in return. moving her feet up, she rests her heels on the bed and curls into him. his scent, warmth and his familiar safety and love she’s always found in him for as long as they’ve been babies holding onto each other. she went months and months without him, crying over him... feeling him and being held only in her dreams. while being stuck in billy taupe’s presence, it was depressing and horrible… she figured this would never be an experience she’d feel again. doe eyes looking off to the side in embarrassment, until billy succeeds in getting her to look at him. eyes threaten to water at the words i won’t hurt you… just because it unraveled how much it really was still bothering her. being harmed by someone's hand... it wasn't like she'd forgotten the times step dad's hand, the preacher's hand, had been any kinder smacking her limbs when she was little. she just kept those things hidden from billy and her mama all these years until that big explosion recently that aided in causing it alas between her mother and him. "the first who won't." saying more to herself than him, never had hands felt more trusting.

"yeah, he wasn't too thrilled about the window on his truck. so he's been actin' like i'm gonna pay to fix it and clearly...i'm not fixin' shit. then when he gets back on his drunk at nights, here he goes usin' his friends phones to give the ole 'i'm sorry, i'm sorry, i won't do it again' messages. but i'm done with that... he'll never change and even if hypothetically he did... i don't care. i want nothin' to do with a man who hits a woman." that's one thing she won't forgive or take back. "i will, i'll do that. thanks for always lookin' out for me." if not for billy taupe, ironically, they wouldn't even be talking right now probably. so in a way, she does believe it all happens for a reason.

"course i liked it before... i mean, i'll accept you however you wanna look. but i admittedly do have an attachment to your curls. it's just how i always have remembered you, since you were little. you didn't know it, but little me would stand up lookin' at the back of your head while you were doing something like ordering ice cream for us. whenever i knew you were distracted. and be admirin' those cute curls." lucy gray admits, one of many secrets she's kept inside her mind before she laughs. laughing continuing as he makes her shy all the way up, causing an authentic blush to grace her olive features with her powder blush as she gets kissed on her jaw. refraining from freezing up and stammering. "oh, these are just my curls i left out because i didn't like the entirely slicked back look." good, now she has a reason to do something with her hands, twirling the right sided tendril hanging against her cheek with her finger. "and? she can't say anything because she lights up her own stress smokes ALL the time. plus, i won't tell her, come on billy...."

turning her head to look for his backpack, thinking she'll just steal it herself. "i always like the chocolate chip waffle, that's what i want tonight. and... that's not fair you get to smoke and i don't." even if she's smiling on the inside at him being just like the old billy. "noo, don't do that." she's gently grabbing his hand with his spit covered thumb in the fashion of a mom, moving it away from him cleaning off the makeup on her jaw. but the movement alone causes his thumb to swipe away the spot of foundation even if she doesn't notice, hopping up from his lap and grabbing his backpack. looking into it for those cigarettes as she briefly bends to snatch it up. taking a few steps back in case he tries stealing it from her. "it's really not as big deal as it seems." smoking weed. "come on, no snacks necessary. won't it be fun bein' smoke buddies? with the cigarettes, i mean. let's be rambunctious and rebellious and stuff. walmart's got beer and wine, too. not like mountain moonshine but it'll do." being chipper and hyper as she's acting now is a lot better than shedding another tear. "party at our mo-hizzle. yayyy!" she exclaims, hopping in place.

billy’s expression can only be compared to shifting glimpses of a kaleidoscope, constantly changing, displaying a plethora of different emotions in less than a minute. sadness becoming confusion, confusion morphing into disbelief, disbelief giving way to pure, unbridled shock. is it possible that he’s had it all wrong? that it’s not unrequited love he’s experiencing but mutual adoration? has he been blind this whole time? “what?” he mouths, his brain’s struggling to make sense of lucy gray’s confession but his heart faces no such dilemmas, beating like a hummingbird at the back of his throat. i love you, i love you, i love you, is all he wants to say but keeps catching himself just before the words can tip over his lips. it’s too soon, too complicated. tears stinging his nose, but he does his best to actually hear her out this time, no interruptions, no unwanted interpretations. once she’s done talking, he’s speechless, his chest twinging like his feelings are too big and heavy and his ribcage will have crack just accommodate them. “so you… you didn’t run away that night because you didn’t know how to tell me that you didn’t feel the same way? you just didn’t want to lose me as a friend and needed more time to think things through?” he recites her own words back to her, and although he’s still processing what she’s just told him, for once he doesn’t want to be anywhere but in this moment with her. “we can definitely take it slow and day by day, but…” he trails off as she climbs into his lap, his arms coiling instinctively around her slender waist, pulling her into him as close as humanly possible. the world around them melts away and for a moment he’s back home. she’s the only home that he’s ever had. their cheeks rubbing together, his fingers caressing her sides through the velvety fabric as the smell and warmth of her skin engulfs him whole. “do you really want to give it a try? ‘cause what if i don’t come home any time soon? what if i stay in new york? i just don’t want you to wake up one day and realize you’re unhappy,” he whispers in her ear, his hand refusing to let go of hers. 

billy’s extremely observant and doesn’t miss the way lucy gray flinches at the faintest touch, large palms framing her face in the most delicate way possible, holding her as though she was made of glass. “hey, look at me. it’s alright. i won’t hurt you,” comes a loving reassurance, the tip of his nose bumping against hers. ocean hues marveling at her visage. “and i won’t let anyone hurt you again.” he knows that she’s very much capable of protecting herself, but wants her to feel less alone. “sounds a bit obsessive to me. but maybe it’s finally registered that you’re not a toy for him to play with and break once he’s no longer interested. if he ever bothers you again, if you see him stalkin’, actin’ sketchy… you let me know, alright?” he’ll pay the scumbag a visit himself. “yeah, that’s what the beanie is for, though.” to keep him warm. he saves the story of how he shaved his head for some other time, not even realizing that her’s shorter, too. it’s pinned up so prettily, pulled into a bun, that he doesn’t suspect anything. “i’m not sure yet. did you like it better before?” he wonders out loud, tucking a loose strand of hair behind her ear. “speakin’ of hair, yours is even prettier, and the bangs… i really like the bangs. make you look even more adorable.” the only thing he doesn’t like is the fact that she’s covered up all her beauty marks. still, he presses his lips to the spot beneath the left corner of her lips where his favorite little mole should be. “yeah, no… your mama would strangle me with her own two hands if you were growin’ up and tryin’ new things with me. we can try somethin’ new at waffle house? somethin’ we never had before?” he suggests with a sweet smile, putting the pad of his thumb between his lips to get it wet before finding her chin again, shamelessly rubbing her makeup off that one beauty mark. he’s about to ask what possessed her to cover it up when the word joint reaches his ears and he freezes in place.

“a what? a joint? you smoke weed? who are you are what have you done to lucy gray?” he doesn’t even try to conceal the look of utter bewilderment that overtakes his features, his jaw dropping. he’s sure putting up with billy taupe requires a whole bunch of drugs, but it doesn’t sit right with him, makes him wonder whether she had been coerced into trying it. “your choice but my cigarettes, and i’m not… i can bring you a snack from the vending machine outside?”

[lovelybunn]

south park post covid main 4 w/ you in a revealing bikini ! 🍹˚ ༘

warning(s): uses of prns she/her, fem!reader, lowkey a crack post, swearing, suggestive themes

author's note: i'm pretty late to the party (and this was just stuck in my drafts) so i decided to post it now, hope you enjoy!

stan marsh

his swimming trunks don't ever fit him, either they're squeezing his balls off or they're so loose that he will almost flash some poor innocent family

"alcohol-free" by twice but with the alcohol

i mean, stan's like wasted on like five margaritas before he sees you, and when he does... oh, HOOCHIE MAMA!!

ok but fr, the moment this pot belly man sees you in that cute ass swimsuit, he is ALL OVER you.

he's gon grab you from behind and give you all kinds of sloppy neck kisses

"you're so sexy baby. i love you~"

did i forget to add that's he's an ass man?

"🎶 take that, rewind it back, usher got the voice to make your booty go– SMACK!"

ㅤ

kyle broflovski

leanly built kyle broflovski me thinks...

the only one who actually reacted like a normal grown individual out of the four of them 😐

if you have any body dysmorphia, this man will make sure you love your body just as much as he does.

don't get me wrong, he did show you off, but that was more of him making a declaration of "that's all mine, and you wish she was yours."

his hands most definitely will be glued to your hips/waist (his favorite part of your body)

anytime someone would look at you in a flirtatious way/quite literally flirt with you, he would instantly give that signature "i'm tired of your shit.™" kyle broflovski look.

forehead kisses and CONSTANT compliments

trust me, he loves the way that fabric hugs all your yummy curves 😋

ㅤ

eric cartman

this cutie patootie was shocked to see you in that. (calling cartman of all ppl that makes me want to vomit)

he tried his so very hardest to cover you up, with towels, a cover-up, his own swim-shirt, but you took it all off bc ofc you did.

istg he almost cussed a mf out for cat-calling you, he was fighting the urge to keep the true eric theodore cartman deep inside

he would hold your hand the whole time like if he let go you would vanish out of thin air lmao XD

weird headcanon, but i think eric loves seeing your hair down and wet, like all that water dripping down your body really turns him on

sunbathing is his fav past-time when going to the beach/pool

LIKE IF Y'ALL ARE TANNING TOGETHER, LAY ON HIS BIG OL TUMMY, IT'S WORTH IT ISTG, ITS LIKE A PILLOW

also cartman can't swim for shit so he stays in the shallowest part of the water at ALL TIMES. (come on, you don't wanna see his old ass drown, do you?)

ㅤ

kenny mccormick

kenny man bun, kenny man bun, KENNY MAN BUN (but fr, he doesn't like getting his hair wet so he puts it up every time y'all go to the beach/pool)

you just had to pick out a bikini that would show the most amount of cleavage, didn't you?

my man's eyes must've POPPED out of their damn sockets like a cartoon character when he saw that shit

"ah that's hot, that's hot."

every chance this dude gets he's gon come up to you like "madam, your breasts look awfully heavy, shall i hold them for you?"

but enough about kenny's obsession with boobs, i honestly feel like he'd be all kinds of lovey-dovey the whole time

hugging you, kissing you, feeling you all over,I'm pretty sure you'll have to literally bitch-slap kenny cuz this man will be attached to your hip like a tumor

also, you know that hawaiian shirt he always wears (that probably hasn't been washed in 6 months)? yeah, that thing will stay on his body the whole time unless he's in the water. but it's unbuttoned ofc, he isn't trying to die of heat stroke bruv 😕

[captain-kinda-trash]

Karaoke (Bayverse! Boys headcanons) 200 follower celebration!! <3

you decide to surprise the boys with a karaoke machine for their mutation day <3

and what better way to spend a night away from patrolling than tipsy karaoke with your family and friends?

Leo ~

OMG

THIS BOY GETS INTO IT

sure, it'll take a couple of drinks to loosen him up

leo doesn't want to screw up his "eldest-and-therefore-most-mature" reputation

actually has a very pleasant singing voice 🥰💙

though he's a bit on the shy and quiet side at first

let him get a little more loosened up, he'll be more confident then <33

MICHAEL BUBLÉ WHO?? 👀

HE SINGS SO MANY MICHAEL BUBLÉ SONGS IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY~

and elton john (3

AND frank sinatra

leo CARRIES that shit hard

His go-to karaoke songs are without argument,

Feeling Good (Michael bublé)

Hello Hello (Elton John)

L-O-V-E (Nat King Cole)

Everything (Michael Bublé)

WHICH, BY THE WAY...

he will make eye contact with you EVERY

SINGLE

TIME

The beat drops on either songs

and he fucking winks

All of the boys (including vern and casey) rolling their eyes when he does so 🙄

leo tries to be serenading

which totally works btw

will do the little hip sway thingy when he sings, just for the hell of it

so sappy 🥴

I also strongly believe that each boy holds a Disney song close to their heart

Leo's fav is probably "Go the Distance" from Hercules, OR "Make a Man Out of You" (Mulan)

THEY DESCRIBE HIM SO DARN WELL??

will not hesitate to hold a hand out and pull you up on the stage just to spin and dip you 🥰💙

MY HEART

April loves it so much omg--

soooo cute 😫💙

Raph ~

ooh YOU ARE NOT READY

We love raphie

he doesn't need a lot of drinks to get up and sing, you've just gotta hype him up <33

"Aw Nah, you guys don' wanna hear me sing, I suck, heh,"

"GO RAPH, YOU'RE AWESOME"

"DAMN RIGHT, I'M GOIN UP THERE NOW--"

Raph's voice, at least what I would think, isn't necessarily considered "made for singing"

nevertheless it's pretty good

DEFINITELY a rap man, endless rap songs w/ mikey ❤🧡

Also deep down he is a real sucker for high school musical duets 🥰

(only for you, bby <33)

gets really into it with the right amount of motivation

he'll do the little stage hop, it's the BEST

raphie gets so excited!!

You wanna hype him up even more??

Sit on his shoulders or the top of his shell while he sings

HE WILL SING SO LOUD

Start clapping for him from the audience please 😫

Go-to songs are

"Till I Collapse" (Eminem) and you can BET YOUR ASS HE WILL RAP EVERY WORD

Teenage Dirtbag (Cavetown, chloe moriondo) which he will duet with YOU ONLY

ANIMALS (maroon five) HE IS SO HOT SINGING THIS 😳❤

I'm too sexy (Right Said Fred)

^^ Raph WILL point at you, wiggle his eyebrows, ROLL HIS HOT BOD, AND WINK THE WHOLE TIME HE SINGS THIS

*melts*

Disney song has to be After Today from The Goofy Movie

HE WILL 100% SING A BEAUTY AND THE BEAST SONG W/ YOU

He can relate to that song ALOT

and he even does the little voices for each character 😂❤

YOU SINGING ELECTRIC LOVE AND THEN GIVE RAPH A BIG OL SMOOCH WHEN THE BEAT DROPS

HE WILL DIE

he'll do the goofy hunchover, having to lean way down when you kiss him

there are visible cartoon hearts dancing around his head 🥰

Raph is so fun to be around when karaoke is happening~

Donnie ~

Donnie is definitely on the shy side when it comes to singing

EVEN THOUGH HE IS SO GOOD AT IT, WHAT?? 🤨💜

Definitely gonna need a few drinks before mikey can shove him onto the stage

he's just standing there like: "🕴"

finally, after some encouragement, our adorable nerd, although flustered, will participate

HIS VOICE IS INCREDIBLE

starts off very soft, shy, but will get INTO IT

this boy loves 80's rock, don't even get me started 💜💜

WILL 100% SING HEATHER, JUST BECAUSE HE'S "THAT BOY"

Mikey trying to hop up next to him and join

Donnie just hip checks him out of the scene--

HE'S THE MAIN CHARACTER NOW, THERE'S NO GOING BACK 💅😫

favorite songs to sing ~

People Watching (Conan Grey)

Somebody's Watching Me (Rockwell)

She Blinded Me with Science (Thomas Dolby) thanks Turtle-babe 😉

Scotty Doesn't Know (Lustra)

^^ THE WAY EVERYONES JAWS DROP WHEN HE GOES HARD WITH THIS ONE

AIR THRUSTING AND EVERYTHING 💀💜

Also just might take his glasses off for an intense head thrashing sesh

BECAUSE HE WILL

DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THIS BOY

*air guitar solo, like 4 times*

He EATS up all the attention given to him

even though he won't admit it

"Go DONNIE!!"

Disney song???

Lost in The Woods (Frozen)

IT'S HIS SONG 😭💜

PICKS YOU UP BRIDAL STYLE AND SPINS YOU

passes tf out right after

he's so exhausted from being too amazing 😫��

Mikey ~

Sorry have you MET this boy?? 🤨

MADE for karaoke

Has arguably the "worst" singing voice out of everyone

which honestly isn't even bad, just lots of voice cracks and some off key yelling

raph gives him so much shit for it, but he could care less

poor baby 😂🧡

BUT HIS ENERGY IS WHERE ITS AT, SWEET LAWD

sucker for duets, LITERALLY WITH ANYONE

LIVES for Bruno Mars and every Disney song to ever exist

Karaoke songs ~

Never Ever Getting Rid of Me (Christopher Fitzgerald)

Leave the Door Open (Bruno Mars) Similar to the Raph thing, ROLLING THE BODY, WINKING, POINTING DIRECTLY AT YOU

DEAD 💀🧡

Dear Maria, Count Me in (All Time Low)

Fantasy (Mariah Carey)

Any Disney song, LITERALLY

LET IT GO, PLEASE LET HIM SING IT, HE KNOWS ALL THE WORDS

can't convince me that he won't do a duet with Vern

Put those two on stage, they are unstoppable

A whole new world (From Aladdin), but it's Mikey and Vern dramatically batting their eyelashes at each other 😂🧡🧡

*lifts vern in the air and spins him around*

"JEALOUS, JONES?!"

CRYING OMG 😭

He dances the most on stage, and this boy is incredible at it

Poor Mikey's back hurts from absolutely CARRYING karaoke night

Bonus// Extras because y'all deserve it <3

ALL 4 OF THE BOYS SINGING "I WANT IT THAT WAY"

IT 👏 IS 👏 CANON 👏

"I WANT IT THAT WAY"

*cue mikey sliding on his knees and pointing at you*

Also, THEY ARE SO HAPPY YOU AND APRIL GET UP THERE

April singing Material Girl and Build a Bitch because she is a GIRLBOSS 💅🥰

THEY LOSE THEIR SHIT WHEN YOU START SINGING CPR BY CUPCAKE??!

Innocent reader?!!

WHO TF ARE THEY??

*reader going HARD with the lyrics*

Leo can't tell if he's surprised or low-key turned on?? 😳

Mikey and Raph are your hype men!!! 🧡❤

Casey getting in on the action too 🖤

The boys pretending to be your band

playing air instruments while you sing Still Into You (Paramore) because they just love you so much 💙❤💜🧡

Supportive boys 🥰

Reader also singing Enchanted (Taylor Swift) while looking at Leo 👀

SPLINTER GETTING IT

RAT DAD WILL SING CARELESS WHISPERS, NO SHAME

If Leo, Vern and/or Raph get enough applause (or alcohol in their system) THEY WILL THROW IT BACK

You and raph are just iconic with your duos

AND MIKEY WON'T HESITATE TO GIVE SOMEONE A LAP DANCE 😭💀🧡🧡

Overall, it's incredibly hilarious and fun on karaoke nights with everyone,

OMG THIS WAS SO FUN!!! THANK YOU GUYS AGAIN FOR 200!! YOU ARE ALL THE LIGHTS OF MY LIFE!

[@turtle-babe83 @leosgirl82 @raphsgrl @donniesdove @thelaundrybitch @thegr8faery @ladyofparchments]

Thanks everyone!! Hope you all enjoyed reading!!! 🥰🥰🍓

[wwhatev3r]

Aaahh, I'm so glad your requests are open :) Can I request anything with Guarnere? He's my favorite and I hardly ever find anything with him haha

Relationship Headcanons | Bill Guarnere

I hope I didn’t take too long writing this :) | But anyway, since you said you like reading the headcanons about being in a relationship with the boys, and I haven’t made one for Bill yet, I took this opportunity. Thank you so much for the request, It just gives me so much motivation to write for this fandom. I really hope you like it and It’s accurate. | Gif Credit: @rebeccapearson |

SFW

Troublemaker Alert.

Just kidding, he is just very risk taking, principally with you. 

If he had to cross a burning field to see you he would.

I feel like the first time he saw you he would automatically flirt with you.

And you definitely fell for ol' Gonorrhea's charm, let me tell ya. 

But you kinda started as really close friends, always making jokes about each other.

His main mission is to impress you; but he is so bad with jokes and pick up lines.

He fell in love with your confidence, strength and resilience and the fact that you can keep up with him.

The fact that you fall seven times and stand up eight. 

Expect some sneaking around when you both start dating.

You being or not in the Company, Bill would have to hide you until the dorms inspection was over during Camp Toccoa.

If you were both in Easy, let me tell ya, this man would admire you so fucking much; (Even if you're not.)

He has a core memory of you throwing a grenade and hiding behind a wall but your hair is blowing so beautifully.

His dates are quite simple, he is not the most romantic person but he is giving his best and learning with you.

When you go out he drinks a lot, but don't worry this man holds alcohol like it's water.

You never saw him drunk.

Btw, he loves to dance and talk to everyone, principally telling histories to people.

Also, you guys love to go to the movies, principally the ones that role the latest at night.

We all know Bill is competitive so expect this:

"Honey, let's go home. I wanna go to bed." you said.

"Alright hon, let's go then."

You would get up first and then hear him whisper loud enough:

"I knew you couldn't stay awake." 

"Get your ass back in your seat Gonorrhea."

May all gods protect the ones who dare to mess with you.

Bill is charming, loyal, kind hearted and humble but if anyone hurts you, that person is dead.

He is very understandable too, and he knows when something is wrong.

Bill will welcome you with open arms if he sees you with your head down.

"You look like you could use a hug, sweetheart."

If you need time alone he will say: "I'll wait."

He compliments you so fucking much.

And if you wanna thank him he would recommend a kiss. 

He started working from a very young age, so a domestic Bill involves him giving you a hand for everything.

Carry groceries, fix something for you and even wash the dishes.

He has a big and humble family so you would for sure be welcomed like you are automatically part of the family.

Bill is the sweetest, but something that he hates about himself is when jealousy takes him, he becomes really protective and It's something that he wants to work on.

About his leg, listen, he is not that sensitive about it as Toye, he accepted it very well and dealt with his life pretty well.

If you guys get in a fight it would quickly be resolved. 

Yes, Bill is competitive, but between your happiness and winning a discussion, there's no doubt that the only victory for him is to make you happy. 

NSFW

He is so confident and enthusiastic.

Honey, he knows what he is doing; (He does have experience.)

Bill is there to show you that he is your man.

He worships your thighs.

He does like to bite them when is going down on you. 

Bill curses between his moans for sure.

Sex with him is so physical, steamy and intense. 

He has a high sex drive so anything about you get’s him going.

From the smell of your perfume to the way you look at him.

He can take so many rounds, goodness. 

And he gives it all every time, It’s until you are dripping sweat.

He likes to take his time, so Bill thanks you if you let him go as many rounds as he can.

I swear, if it was for him you would never leave the bed.

Or whatever place, as i said, he is very risk taking, he’s down for any place. 

Bill likes to explore and try new things. 

There’s no getting bored with this man, and this is both NSFW and SFW.

His favorite position is missionary with your legs on his shoulders.

After the accident he didn't lose his abilities, of course there's certain things he can't do but he learns how to get to his main objective in different ways.

His thrusts are so deep, rough and intimate, I don’t even know how to describe it.

In terms of oral, Bill is 50/50; can be very greedy or very giving. 

When you get into a fight, after all the apologies, kisses and cuddles process, Bill likes to give you a special apology with makeup sex.

After he finishes you more than enough times, both of you will take a shower and he will wait in bed for you.

He stays there with a proud smile.

“Don’t be cocky.” you say. 

“I didn't say anything.”

“You don’t need to, your smile says everything.”

“Just come here and let me kiss ya.” 

He will wash you with kisses and hold you close to his chest until both fall asleep.

[poisonouswritings]

p

pegging Sage Lesath

just,, just fuck him up

fuck him into the bed til his brain's completely blank and he's drooling all over the sheets

Big ol intimidating dangerous cat mercenary man begging you to fuck him harder and babbling about how good your cock feels slamming into him

ur smaller and weaker? Magic.

Magic that can make him paper light,,, lifting his hips off the bed,,, urk oup I'm not normal

Do I just wanna see him ragdolled around? yes perhaps

now don't mind me, I'm just summersaulting back into my degenerate hidey hole

Reg get out of your hidey hole and come face your degenerate-ness head-on

GN!Reader, the whole post is NSFW (obviously) but the actual sex starts further down so that's where I'll be putting the readmore, depictions of rough sex, sex toys, little bit of aheago, lot of comfort towards the end, Reg I want you to know my mom walked in on me while I was writing this and I had to fucking sit there and have a conversation while praying she didn't ask to see my computer screen

Sage has had,,, a rough day today. He doesn't wanna talk too much about it. In fact it's only because of Tulsi that you know what happened, and even she doesn't have the full picture; Sage was in the forge with her goofing off and being a nuisance, someone who recognized Sage walked in, made some comment about him being 'exactly the same as before', and left. Then Sage got real quiet and upset and left a couple minutes later.

Normally he'd go to a bar when he felt like this but his favorites are all closed for fumigation or maintenance or whatever. So. Here he is. Sulking in your bed. You try to coax him into talking a bit more about it but he just keeps saying it doesn't matter, even though it clearly does.

You sit in bed with him for a minute, scritching behind his ears until he gives a reluctant purr. Then you lean down and kiss his forehead and say there are other ways besides alcohol to shut your brain off for a while.

Like sex.

At first he laughs. Not unkindly or anything! It's just that he's had a lot of sex over the years and he's never gotten that blank-ness you're talking about, not without a lot of alcohol. You're welcome to do your best (more than welcome in fact, he'd love to see you try) but you shouldn't get your hopes up.

:)

You tell him to give you an hour to prep. He agrees and nuzzles into your pillows for a nap. Being surrounded by your scent is comforting and lulls him to sleep pretty fast.

Meanwhile you go over to Felix's study and ask him for a strength potion and a stamina potion. And then ask him to teach you the ward to soundproof a room

:)

Oh and if he can help you pull something out of the Void

:)

Once you've got all your proverbial ducks in a row you head back over to your room. The wards you placed shimmer softly before sinking into the wood of your door.

Good. Now you can have as much fun as you want.

When you go back inside Sage is still sleeping. You keep your footsteps light and gentle as you practically float around the room, grabbing the full-length mirror and propping it up against the dresser that's across from the bed. Then you down your potions. Energy shoots through you, making your whole body feel like it's tingling.

You crawl onto the bed next to Sage, just watching him for a moment. His brows are furrowed. Must still be bothered from earlier. You lean down and kiss his forehead, softly scratching behind his ears. It takes a second for him to start purring. When you pull away to look down at him, his amber eyes are half-open and focused on you. He smiles softly and tilts his head into your hand as his tail winds around your thigh.

You always make him feel better. You know that, right?

Once he's fully awake - and boy does he take his time stretching out - he asks you what exactly it is you have in mind.

:)

A couple minutes later (after you've both undressed) he's panting and balling the sheets into his fists,, his moans are a low growl in his chest as his cock throbs in your mouth,, his eyes are half-lidded as he looks down at where you're bobbing your head up and down his stiff shaft, working your lubed-up fingers in and out of his ass to get him stretched out, adding a second and third once he seems ready to take it. As you coax him closer and closer to the edge, he squirms more and more. You finally pull off his shaft with a pop! and smile sweetly. Aw, does your little kitty cat feel good? :) He does? :)

You crawl up his body and smooch his forehead, scratching behind his ears. You can see the way his eyes go hazy with pleasure. His mouth is a little open as he pants for air.

Not quite desperate enough yet.

You kiss the underside of his chin. He purrs and lolls his head back, baring his neck for you to have free reign. You rest one hand on his chest, feeling his heart hammering against your palm. And your other hand works some lube onto your cock

Cock or strap-on or whatever it is you're wearing. Reg mentioned having it be something from Bad Dragon and I leave you all the website to look through. Anyways I'll be using the terms cock/dick/etc. but it's whatever you want it to be

Once you're pretty decently lubed up, you press the head of your cock against his ass. By now his neck and shoulder is littered with hickeys and he's deeply flushed, drooling just a little as he looks up at you. His soft tail slips around the base of your cock, shifting back and forth and tickling you a little.

Awww :( little kitty is all excited :( baby boy wants to get dicked down, huh? :(

His glare might be more impactful if his hands weren't holding your hips and trying to pull you closer. So you laugh and smooch the tip of his nose and slowly slide into him. His eyes flutter, then squeeze shut, a low growl rumbling through his chest that turns to a pleased purr when you placatingly kiss the underside of his jaw.

For a couple minutes you focus on getting into a decent rhythm. You can tell he's getting impatient, wiggling around and making little noises. When he catches your eyes he grins and says that, hey, you can go a little harder ;3 he can take it ;3

Okay then :)

Cut to ten minutes later when his knees are shoved into his chest and you're absolutely fucking reaming him. His hands are pinned to the bed on either side of his head, your fingers interlocked. The stamina potion means you can really pound away at him. The tip of his tail is going crazy against your lower stomach and the tops of your thighs. His head is thrown back into the pillows, back arched, throat bobbing with each gasp and cry. As expected of him, he doesn't stop talking.

Most of it is disjointed babbles, begging you to not stop, go harder, oh fuck he loves you so much, you fuck him so so so good, you're gonna make him cum, oh gods you feel so fucking good inside him

But you aren't done with him yet, are you?

Thanks to the strength potion, you can basically lift Sage around like a ragdoll. So you've picked him up and settled him in your lap. Gripping his hips and guiding him up and down your cock. His pretty silver hair sticks to his forehead and clings to the sides of his neck as sweat trickles down his body. You squeeze his sides, thrusting your hips up into him. Hard. Pretty kitty looks so good bouncing on your cock like that :) Is he having fun? :) Aw, he can moan louder than that, can't he? Of course he can. He's your good little boy :) Your pretty little slut, melting all over your cock :)

His eyes are dark and hazy, pupils blown wide in pleasure. He's drooling. His hands try to grab your shoulders - whether to anchor himself or just to hold you close, you're not sure - but the strength is just sapped out of him with every thrust you give.

His words are spaced out by gasps and moans and whimpers. It just... feels so... ffffuuuuuuuck feels so good... so deep... so...

But you don't quite have him in that state you want. Not yet.

Now you have him on his hands and knees. By which I mean he's almost limp and you're holding his hips up and that's the only reason he's not faceplanted into the mattress. He's a frazzled mess. You were gracious enough to give him a pillow to bite into but he's mostly just drooling into it.

You rub the tip of your cock against his hole, lazily teasing him. Does your kitty cat want some more? Hm? You thread your fingers through his hair, carefully grabbing from the roots, and pull his head up until you can see his pretty face in the reflection of that mirror you propped up earlier.

If you're significantly smaller than him then the reflection is probably a little bit funny. If he had his wits about him he might laugh. But you've done a great job of fucking his brains right out of his fluffy ears. You kiss his neck, then his cheek. Let the tip of your cock enter him. He tries to push his hips back against you but you hold him in place. If he wants it, then he better beg for it :)

To his credit, he tries. But he's more or less lost the ability to speak. He whimpers and purrs and whines and shifts his tail around the base of your cock but he just can't form any actual words. When he tries, he's slurring so much it's entirely illegible.

You smile and nuzzle into the crook of his neck, leaving a few little smooches and nips along his flushed skin. :) Aw, your cute little kitty feels so good that he forgot how to people-speak, huh? :) Well that's okay :) He doesn't need to know that :) He just needs to keep being a good boy for you :) You kiss his cheek and he purrs as you ease back inside him, settling back into your rhythm. You can pull his hair a little more and make him arch his back (kitty cat is very flexible y'know) so you can kiss the top of his head and that makes him very soft.

And then you get right back into pounding him into oblivion. It only takes a couple minutes before he practically yowls and tightens around you so much it nearly hurts and then he's blowing his load all over the sheets. Probably the last load of several, if we're being honest.

He finally collapses back against you, all the strength completely drained from him. His tail finally unravels from around you He lets out a final little whimper when you pull out of him.

It takes a little bit of time to clean the both of you up, not to mention the bed. Luckily your stamina potion is still burning - albeit on embers - so you're able to do most of the cleanup and get some water. Then you crawl into bed and drag Sage over, guiding his head onto your chest so you have full access to his ears. He slips his arms around your waist and lets his eyes close, purring lowly. And with each little kiss and nuzzle and sweet praise you mumble to him - he did such a good job, you're so proud of him, you love him so so much - the tighter he hugs you.

He sniffles a few times. It's been a rough day for him. And when you make him feel all warm and cherished like this, it's hard to hold himself together. You ask him if he wants to talk about what happened earlier and, still a little cum-drunk, he agrees.

He doesn't like the idea that he's the same person he was five years ago - the same person that abandoned his friends and sister, that killed his best friend, that never would have appreciated someone like you.

You know how much he loves you, right?

You smile softly and stroke his hair, covering his face with kisses. You know he loves you. And he knows how much you love him, right? He hugs you tight and nods sleepily. His tail curls around your knee.

And under your petting and stroking and praise and kisses, he gradually falls asleep, purring softly.

,,,, I mean he has super-healing but I like bullying him so I'm gonna say he walks with a bit of a limp the next day. Felix jokingly asked how hard you went on him and you just smile and sip your tea while Sage beams because he's so proud of you! You really did wreck him. And any time you wanna go again, he's more than ready for it ;)

[apompkwrites]

in your arms || aether, bennett, chongyun

masterlist characters: aether, bennett, chongyun genre: fluff summary: in which their s/o is in desperately need of cuddles. notes: ah i miss cuddles :(( if you can't tell from how i write cuddling, i'm big on physical affection like hugs and stuff. can't do that now tho :( also, hun is a petname i use like... all the time. idk man, i just really like it :D

aether -

i feel like this boy gives some of the best cuddles.

i like to think he's the "older" twin out of the two.

on the coldest nights of their adventures, him and lumine would cuddle up next to each other next to a fire to keep warm (platonically of course).

if you're in teyvat after he's lost his sister, he'd put everything into those cuddles.

he misses her so much and he hates the idea that one day, you'll be gone too.

although he held high statuses in both mondstadt and liyue, aether still preferred to camp outside the city limits.

something about the calm and quiet outdoors brought peace to the otherworldy traveler.

and you never really minded it.

as long as you were able to be next to him, you were content with any living condition.

luckily, it never really affected your nightly cuddles with the blond :)

one day you both split up to handle separate commissions, right?

one brought him all the way to mondstadt while yours required you to head to liyue.

this commission, however, was one you didn't particularly enjoy.

it wasn't because you couldn't handle, because of course you could.

in fact, it was purely because of the neverending stress building on top of you.

so once your commission was complete, you definitely were in need of some good ol' aether cuddles.

you waited for him by your usual spot, the aching feeling in your chest growing more unbearable as time went on.

until eventually--

"(name)! sorry, did you wait long?"

"we brought you some food to make up for it!"

the familiar voices of of your beloved traveler and his emergency food companion called out to you from down the path.

aether was running over to you with paimon in tow.

and you, desperately wanting to wrap your arms around him, ran over to him and met him halfway down the path.

before he could talk again, you had already jumped into him and were squeezing him as you wrapped your arms around his shoulders.

"wh-whoa! (name)?"

instinctively, he'd wrap his arms around you.

he wouldn't need to ask about how your commission was, he could already tell by how tight your grip was around him.

"c'mere."

he'd pat his hands on your legs, signalling for you to jump up into his arms.

and, of course, you do.

he still needs to set up your tent and all, but he doesn't want to let you go either...

next best plan? just build the tent with you in his arms.

it'd take him longer than it normally would since he was busy holding you, but he'd get it done.

paimon definitely wants to tease the two of you, but she'll save that for tomorrow when you're feeling better :)

once paimon disappears to wherever she goes, it's just you and aether in your tent beneath the moonlight.

you're both accustomed to the hard floor beneath your tent, but that never mattered.

all that mattered was that the two of you were together.

if you're still awake, he'll whisper some stories of how his day was and what happened during his commission.

i like to think his go-to position for cuddling would be the honeymoon hug?

i mean, like i said before, cuddling is something that reassures him that you won't be leaving anytime soon.

so something like that type of cuddling where your both holding each other is his absolute favorite.

but if you're in need of comfort, he'd be laying on his back with you on top of him, his arms wrapped around your waist and hugging you close to him.

he likes to talk to you, surprisingly.

i mean, we've seen how quiet this boy is.

but with you, he'll talk to you even after you've fallen asleep.

"i know today's been kind of rough on you, hun... i hope just being here with me, holding you close to me, is enough to help comfort you."

bennett -

bennett... has absolutely no experience in cuddling whatsoever.

you'd have to be the one to help him out.

he's always afraid something will go wrong due to his bad luck that he's tried his best to stay away from intimate things like that.

plus, he's also very energetic and jittery so cuddling isn't something that's crossed his mind to begin with.

you'd be the one to show him all of the different positions you could do, include those where you're just sitting next to each other.

he's definitely touchy since he's never experienced this before.

still kinda hesitant though because of his luck ://

he needs a lot of reassurance from you before he even thinks about fully cuddling in his sleep.

in fact, a lot of the time it'd be you who's cuddling him after a bad day.

i think his favorite position before fully allowing himself to cuddle would be ones with lingering touches.

like a simple arm slung over the shoulder and your legs crossing each others' in your sleep.

those small gestures.

but once he's used to cuddling...

he loves the idea of having you hold onto him while sleeping.

kinda like the sweetheart cradle with you being the one to hold him.

he just needs that reassurance that you're okay with him and his luck won't do anything to change that.

but sometimes you need to be cuddled too.

you're day has been rough, what with the countless things you needed to do that day (be it because of procrastination, schedule mishaps, etc.)

you'll head towards the adventurer's guild in search of bennett.

his dads all know you, of course, so whoever meets up with you takes him to wherever he is.

you wouldn't need to say a lot to bennett for him to know something's up.

probably just a small hum or murmur would be enough to clue him in.

you'd drape yourself over his back, wrapping your arms around his shoulders and digging your nose into his neck.

he'd jump for a moment, thinking someone else knocked into him because of his luck.

but then he realizes you and he relaxes.

he'd bring his hands up to rub your arm, hearing your muffled whines as he does so.

his dads would already notice you're having a bad day, so they don't say anything that'll disturb you two.

honestly? bennett would probably want to cuddle with you right then and there.

he's not one to get embarrassed too quickly, so he wouldn't mind.

but his dads bring up a good point that you both should probably be resting in an appropriate bed instead of the floor or a bench.

so the two of you would head home as soon as you could!

bennett would talk your ear off about his adventures that day.

if you don't wanna talk, he can do enough for the both of you!

anyway, you'd both head home and jump into bed as soon as you can.

he'd instinctively go to your standard position but then he remembers that you're in need of some well deserved cuddles.

so instead, he'll be the one to hold you close.

he'd let you rest your head on his shoulder or chest.

you could trace the scars running up and down his arms.

he'd rub your back lightly while talking about his adventures again.

he'd tell you tales of the mare jivari he's heard.

and when you're off to sleep, the stress leaving your system, he'd continue to rub his hand along your back.

"how about tomorrow we go on an adventure? just me and you. we could do whatever we want to get your mind off of things..."

chongyun -

this poor boy doesn't cuddle a lot!!!

he's gotta stay cold, y'know?

as much as he'd love to just wrap his arms around you all night, he can't...

but he will try!

he'd definitely try to push himself near the beginning of the relationship.

i'm talking forcing himself to cuddle all night, no matter how hot it gets.

but, as the loving s/o you are, you tell him that it's okay he can't do the full body cuddles like other people.

but he still wants that touch, even if it's a little.

his cuddles are the ones where only a certain body part is touching the other.

like his arm is up against yours or your legs are touching.

those types.

he feels bad he can't do more though :((

he for sure owns those cooling blankets, even if it isn't for cuddling.

if you're under one of those, it's more likely for him to try and give you a hug as you both drift off.

he'd eventually separate from the hug if he's feeling too hot.

and as much as you're okay with those small cuddles with fleeting touches, there are times where you just need a good cuddle full of hugs.

he'd come home from another day of trying to exorcise evil spirits, wanting to simply fall into bed where he knows it's nice and cool.

he'd greet you once he walks into your bedroom but he'd notice...

you're wrapped up in your blanket and hugging your pillow tight, acknowledging his entrance with a simple nod.

he doesn't know what's causing you to feel upset or stressed, but that doesn't really matter anyway.

he'd hop into bed right next to you, slowly unwrapping your body from the blanket.

you're still clutching onto your pillow once the blanket is gone.

he'd have to turn you over for him to even be able to look at you.

you're resting your cheek on top of your pillow while looking up at him with tired eyes.

he'll cup your cheek with his hand, smiling softly when you nuzzle into his cold palm.

he would stay on top of the sheets while you're lower body is tucked underneath it.

he'll rub his thumb along your skin, watching as your eyelids flutter every now and then.

"have you been awake long?"

you shake your head.

"i see... come here."

he'd open up his arms, a gesture you hadn't seen for a long time.

this one, however, was different.

he didn't have a forced smile on his face and his arms weren't tense like before.

this time, he had that soft smile you'd always see when you two are enjoying popsicles together and his arms were relaxed.

you'd scooch over the bed, tossing your pillow behind you as you nuzzle into his chest.

he'd let out a quiet chuckle before pressing a quick kiss to your forehead.

"i'm sorry i don't do this often."

"...it's okay. i like our cuddles no matter what."

"but you deserve this every once and a while."

you'd just hum in response, smiling at the feeling of his thumb rubbing your skin.

he won't talk as much as the other two, opting to keep the calm silence in your room.

you could hear his quiet breaths and his heart beating in his chest.

and you fall asleep to it, the feeling of his arms around your body permanently marked on your skin.

"i normally... get too hot when we cuddle like this. but now... it's feels really nice."

[imagineurfavs]

ONEUS - Ravn A-Z

(not requested but I'm once again back in Youngjo simp mode so,,,)

A - Aftercare

To Youngjo, aftercare is much more of an emotional thing as opposed to a physical need. He'll sit, talk and cuddle for however long until he realises how sweaty and kinda gross he feels he'll be like "...oh yeah, that" then he'll help you both get cleaned up lol.

B - Body part (a favourite body part of theirs and also their partner)

As much as it might make people think he's a little egotistic lol, he really does like all of himself. If he had to pick itd probably be his legs and his lips lol.

It's the same for his partner, he loves them in their entirety, picking a single trait is difficult lol. But again, if he had to, he'd probably say their stomach. He loves taking his time kissing down the soft skin on your stomach.

E - Experience

C - Cum

He likes to make it his goal for you both to cum at the same time, it's just like peak romantic to him lol. His preference would be to finish inside you, but if for whatever reason he can't, he loves to finish on your stomach, he just thinks it's v pretty.

D - Dirty Secret

Mans has the most sensitive lips on the planet lol. His lips are such a sensitive spot for him I feel like any kinda prolonged make out session with a lil bit of dry humping could get him cumming in his pants before you'd even have a chance to get to the main event lol. It's something hes a tad embarrassed about tbh...

Probably more than you'd expect lol. Idk, I'm not saying hes like some kinda lothario but he just gives me the vibe that he really knows his way around someone's body.

F - Favourite Position

Usually ends up favouring missionary just bc he likes the closeness of it, the eye contact and the feeling of your bodies sticking together with sweat is just...oof, chefs kiss to him. If not that then he loves doing it whilst spooning, or having you pinned facing the wall whist he hits it from behind lol

G - Goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humourous etc?)

If I were to rate seriousness on a scale of 1-10, I'd put Youngjo at around a 7 or 8? Like he's not serious to the point where it's like the room is dead silent, he's totally in the zone and it's honestly a lil awkward. Its like, he takes this shit seriously, he wants to make you feel as good as possible, but every time he looks at you he just gets reminded how much he loves you and he can't help but just look at you with those big ol lovey eyes and crack a smile lol.

I - Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

H - Hair (how well groomed are they)

It's not something he pays too much mind to tbh, like he won't let it get out of control but he won't go out of his way in the manscaping department lol.

Very much someone who makes love instead of just has sex. To him sex doesn't make sense unless there's that love and intimacy involved. Like even his dirty talk is laced with love and adoration, he just can't take the emotion out of the bedroom lol.

K - Kinks (one or more of their kinks)

J - Jack off (masturbation)

Lowkey I feel like it's something he'd do every day, or every other day. Like he just strikes me as a pretty sexual person yknow? So it's like, whenever he has some time to himself, and the urge takes him...he just kinda finds himself with his hand down his pants.

I don't really feel like he has anything too out there tbh lol. The biggest one for Youngjo would be body worship, both giving and receiving. There's nothing that turns him on more than knowing you think hes the most beautiful human on the planet, and he loves letting you know that he thinks the same of you. Some others would probably be some very light bondage (giving) and marking (mainly receiving but he does like giving too lol)

L - Location (favourite places to do the do)

Likes to keep things in the bedroom for the most part. It just feels the safest and most familiar place to him; he wants to feel comfortable and secure lol. He doesn't wanna worry about anyone potentially seeing. He also has a soft spot for doing it in the bathtub if either of yall have had a particularly stressful day, the warmth and closeness of it is something he loves.

N - NO (What they won't do, turn offs)

M - Motivation (What turns them on)

Literally just compliment him lol. Although he'll play it off being like "Pssh I know, I truly am a work of art, a perfect man." with a dumb ass grin on his face, inside he'll be losing👏🏻his👏🏻mind.

Also his thighs!!! Put your hand on one his thighs and run your hand up and down or give 'em a squeeze when you're sat next to him, and he'll be counting the seconds until he can get you alone.

No sharing. That's pretty much it. Like I said before he sees sex as something very emotional and intimate. The last thing he would wanna do would be to bring someone else into his sanctuary lol.

P - Pace (are they fast and rough? or slow and sensual? etc)

O - Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill etc)

When I tell you this man would spend the rest of his life nestled between your legs if he could omg. It's one of the part of his body worship kink lol, he really won't stop until he makes you cum at least once... He's super messy and lewd when giving oral, but it still has such a romantic air to it lol.

He likes to see someone really give their all when going down on him. Like, he wants you to not be afraid to get as messy as he does, he doesn't care about how you look in that moment (although he thinks you look beautiful with saliva running down your chin and your makeup ruined), he just loves that you're focused on him at that time. It's very much a mutual exchange lol

Slow, deep, very deliberate thrusts are Youngjo's style. He wants you to feel every inch of him, he likes to take his time. In his mind, if he moves quicker, he'll cum quicker which is the last thing he wants lol.

Q - Quickies (their opinion on quickies rather than actual sex, how often, etc)

In theory he likes them, and yall would have attempted them before, but usually to no avail bc he's just not good at moving quickly. He really likes to take his time with things and make sure he's tended to every part of you, so having a time limit isn't something he deals with very well.

R - Risk (are they down to experiment, do they take risks)

T - Toys (do they own toys? do they use them on themselves or their partner?)

I feel like that's something he'd like the two of you to come up with together; like a list of all the things you'd like to try. That way you can discuss any limits, and maybe even find some shared fantasies lol. You'll probably find he doesn't have many, if any hard limits, he's pretty open in that regard.

S - Stamina (how many rounds can they go? how long can they last? etc)

I feel like Youngjo is someone you'll get one long totally mind blowing round out of lol. Like it might only be one round, but you'll be seeing stars afterwards, body just a worn out sweaty mess so like...I think one's enough lol.

Likes using some soft restraints, I don't think he'd own any for that specific purpose but rather he'd use something like his own neckties or thin scarfs; that way when he wears them he'll be reminded of all the things they've been used for lmaoo.

U - Unfair (Do they like to tease?)

With Youngjo teasing is a long process, it's a whole plan lol. If he knows what he wants to do with you later, he'll be teasing you little by little throughout the whole day. It'll be soft whispers in your ear as he walks past telling you he can't wait to get home, or snaps where his hand is in a very deliberate position in his lap. It's a full process lol.

V - Volume (how loud are they? what type of sounds do they make?)

In terms of actual volume, I wouldn't say he's all that loud, but the sounds he does make are pretty constant lol. Like hes always making some form of noise. Hes really into dirty talk, and he's damn good at it too lol; he'll never be too explicit with it though, even his dirty talk is kinda poetic and beautiful lol

W - Wildcard (a random headcannon)

Have yall ever seen those thing where like, a couple will cover themselves in paint and then have sex on a huge canvas? I feel like something like that is right at the top of Youngjo's to-do list lol. He'll give it pride of place on his wall and whenever anyone asks about it he'll just say it's some random expressionist abstract piece of art...but he knows how it was really created lmao

X - X-ray (what's going on inside those pants)

I'm on good authority (ie: the numerous photos I have saved djdjd) that Youngjo is a v well endowed man lmao. And I mean, he's a pretty big thicc dude in general so like, it'd make sense he's lowkey packing lol

Z - Zzz... (how fast they fall asleep afterwards)

Y - Yearning (how high is their sex drive)

See it's weird, I feel like he's someone who can almost kinda, turn off his sex drive lol. Bc like, whilst I maintain he's a very sexual and sensual person, he'll wait until he gets a signal from you before he lets it take over lol.

So whilst his sex drive is pretty high, I don't think he'd be one to initiate something like 75% of the time.

Always waits for you to falls asleep first, even if he's about to like pass out, he'll wait until he can see you sleeping soundly before he drifts of too.

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