*perfume ad voice* Kittytitties. By Satans-Nipwear.
Treat me(wishlist) ~ Tip(pypl) Me(cshpp) ~ More of me(Free OF)
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I've determined that my relationship to groups of straight men is I'm like a cute little monkey that can do tricks for them (ex. at a party at uni one time one of the guys brought like a 5kg(?) dumbbell from his room and had me try n lift it with my tiny E-based spaghetti arms, and when I labourously managed to they all cheered), or like- when I wanna say smth, they'll shush their other lads like "yo, shut up, the monkey's gonna talk! I wanna hear what it has to say!", like they don't sexualise me (cause issa monkey) but they're still endeared to me (cause is tiny and cute)
like you know those capuchin monkeys that people put in little outfits, that's what lads see when they look at me
it's giving freak show (affectionate) a little bit, but I think straight men not being interested in me while still being nice to me is possibly the best nonbinary deal I coulda gotten out of this
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I love when radioapple is toxic
I mean that's a serial killer and the literal devil from the Bible. They are NOT sane they are so far from sane that insane doesn't even begin to describe them anymore. I just want them to be crazy and even crazier in love.
I want their love to hurt them and everyone around them but they just can't live without each other. I want them to be obsessed with each other.
I want their love to be the thing that kills them
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Alt girl gang crashes neighborhood trick or treat event to:
🚫 Steal candy
🚫 Worship Satan
🚫 Summon spirits
🚫 Practice witchcraft
✅️ Do a hasty photoshoot and bounce
Sim bases by @lotuso3o!
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Well, happy (sad) Fives Friday, I think about this guy a lot (and I miss him). I made a clone face template for some of my upcoming clone OCs, and tried it out with this fan favourite first.
Some notes below the cut (:
I'm sorry if the skin tone is off; I was super happy when I made this on my computer, but on my phone it looks orange-y? What the kriff??
I suck at drawing humans so I used a reference for my initial sketches.
Stay tuned for some of my clone OCs in the near future (they appear in my fanfic A Lupe of Faith).
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that awkward moment when you find a ready made warden of the north half-buried in the snow but he's sixteen, has way less fucked up sibling dynamics than you, and is weirdly attached to this frostbitten commune of criminals and savages your witch p.a. keeps lowkey trying to set on fire.
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this is for my selfshippers with insomnia; and/or a hyperactive mind, intrusive thoughts, all the other bad things too that can keep a person from resting...
you f/o holds you during the long, horrible, sleepless nights. when you feel so alone, kept awake by all the noise in your brain, they're there for you, all night long.
they're there to remind you to take your medication for it, if you have it. they help you form a healthy routine with it, they want to see you feeling better. they might even train you to have a positive association- maybe you get a kiss every time you remember?
and when you do get to sleep, and when you dream of your f/o, it'll be all the more sweet.
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Poor angsty lil oreo 😟 maybe he could need a reboop of his installment... or preferably a nice comforting hug from New Rat friend?? UwU seriously, would be sooo cute omg! 2 cuties hugging it out is just soo awww~ pls?? ✨🥺🙏
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Well, the rat is me (hello!), so I guess I could give Cross a hug if he needs!
But he should be warned, I am a bear hugger >:3c
And while I'm here hugging skeletons, if I could be serious for just a second (because any longer and I'll die of sillyness deficiency)
This is the anniversary of a really sad day for me, and if I hadn't had undertale to be obsessed with and distract myself I can't imagine how much worse it would have been. So I just wanted to say thank you for letting me jump into the fandom and make stuff and have fun, it really means a lot <3
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Task Force 141 but instead of being in the military or the SAS they all work at a firehouse together and it's called Station 141. Send tweet.
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We like cringey old oc redesigns here right?
Original (full size):
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