#I'm not in the habit of kinkshaming but i had to make an exception for him
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Dear cacklers...We are gathered around this post today so that I: current self proclaimed kinkshamer; may share my observations of one villain Kraven of the Spiderman 2 game.
That man is too excited by the hunt.
Too interested in dying from the hunt.
I'm sitting there watching some game plays and having things explained to me by my little brother and as more time passes the more sus everything this dude's every action is.
Like I'm at the point where I feel like the guy needs to stop what he's doing to take a cold shower and maybe take like 5 (hours) to just fuckin chill out.
Cuz the man's a freak.
Like: super freak, super freaky🎵
And I'd personally recommend that he gets all the therapy. And if he DO got a therapist he clearly isn't paying them enough or needs a better one or BOTH!
When I tell you...the tension was bordering on sexual in most encounters...💅🏽
Too many small moments...and I admit that I might have been exaggerating for the lols a bit as my ✨️dirty mind✨️ decided it wanted to act up.
But the scene where Peter/Venom put this guy in a scary tentacled chokehold and he had the audacity to look pleased and THEN TAKE IT FURTHER BY BEGGING HIM TO DO IT HARDER??!!!!
I was couldn’t breathe around the pterodactyl noises that were surprised out of me from that...
CLEARLY...I wasn't imagining things before that scene if this motherfucker is now over here going like: choke me like you hate me but you love me🎵
Except with the full on aura of: ~I love the kind of woman that can actually just kill me~
Looking ass.
Had me dying lowkey fr wondering if this dude had always been a sexual deviant or if it's just this game iteration. Because he's honestly one of the villains I don't really remember from my childhood.
Now Venom out here lowkey being a hoe, with his thick ass, trying to show everyone what that tongue do as I (yell at the tv and) demand he put that thing back where it came from is completely normal and familiar.
For comparison purposes.
I am not familiar with a hunter (in Spiderman) so thrilled for a hunt he's willing to do mind games to break a person into not holding back and undo their "cures" so that he can fight them when they're no longer themselves. Getting into personal spaces, constantly grinning, goading and insisting, what the body language is saying...and in the case of this particular scene...begging.
Now I don't know if this man is gay...but that was fucking gay. 🤣
Why he look like he might be ready to bust a nut over this other man ✨️~consensually~✨️ roughing him up? And there's tentacles involved? 👀 que the lip biting 🫦
Gotta be somewhat gay.
And that's kwel or whatever but maybe NOT want sexual pleasure in them maiming and then killing you.
Kraven? More like Kray-kray.
Cuz that shits beyond fucking weird, wrong even, and I will stand by this.
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