#I'm not gonna post the shirtless one on Instagram

[quakearts]

Various Jinbe doodles

[sunrizef1]

Water

Pairing: George Russell x Reader

Warnings: Cursing

Authors Note: a George win fic ur welcome

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user1 oh my god she's so stunning I can't

user2 pretty pretty girl

user3 loml

user4 ahhh I love her

user5 my fav 🩵

sabrinacarpenter I'm in love with you

yn 😘

user6 she's so beautiful I can not

user7 🤩

user8 lmao George Russell in the likes 😭 like me too king ✊

user9 he's so real

user10 new music when

user11 MAKE ME SWEATTT

user12 MAKE ME HOTTERRRR

user13 prettyyyyy

user14 I think I love her

user15 lmao George Russells shooting for the stars here

tommyhilfiger ❤️💙

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user16 queen sh*t

user17 woman 🤩

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user18 I 😭 love 😭 her 😭

user19 that color is so pretty on her

user20 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

user21 love of my life

user22 my wife and bae frfr

user24 summer vibessss🌅

user25 GAH DAYUM

user26 LMAO not Lewis also in the likes 😭

user27 lol George recruited him

user28 THEY NEVER HAD A PRETTY GIRL FROM JOBURG

sabrinacarpenter the prettiest 🤩

yn no u

user29 GIRL I LOVE YOU

lewishamilton 👋

yn 👋

user30 girl wtf is Lewis doing

user31 RIGHT like what 😭

user32 pretty pretty 😘

user33 I know George is absolutely fuming over the Lewis yn notice

user34 he's singing that should be me right now

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user34

now girl who tf is that

user35

NOT A MAN

PLEASE

user36

Girl… George Russell or nothing

user37

No one tell George

user38

Not my wife having a secret boyfriend???

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user39 WHO TF IS THAT

user40 nah girl ur not slick

user41 she knows we can see him too right?

user42 JUMP SCARE

user43 not a man…😔

user44 can we talk about how pretty she is

user45 yeah, right? Every ones talking about the second slide but she looks so so good 😭

user46 😍

user47 if that's anyone but George Russell I'm gonna end it all

user48 girl that is not him

user47 and how tf do you know that

user49 wait who's that

user47 an f1 driver who's been in her likes for a while

user49 he's just been in her likes??? Girl that is not him 😭😭

user47 a girl can dream 😔

user50 so pretty 😍

user51 George Russell is screaming somewhere

user52 why are yall talking about a man who was just in her likes a lot??? If she was rumoured to be daring every man who likes all her posts she’d be dating like 200 guys 😭

user53 my favorite girl

sabrinacarpenter soft-launching our relationship??? 🤭

yn ofc bbg 🫶

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user54 GEORGE NO

user55 lmao, man saw yn got a man so he decided it was time to move on

user56 gotta respect it

user57 who is she 🥲

user58 HEY KING

user59 lock in Russell, you're on my fantasy f1 team this weekend

user60 its not a George Russell post if he's not shirtless

user61 😍😍😍

user62 he looks rly good

user63 and who the hell is that

user64 not my husband finding a gf, rude 😔✊

user65 YN QUEEN DONT LOOK

user66 lmao she liked. I think she's happy her post didn't kill him

user67 why does no one think that that might litteraly by yn in the post

user66 cuz… that's unrealistic

user67 girl why???

user66 they would 100% not vibe, that man says things like “holy moly!” unironically and she wrote “water” they are not the same 😭🙏

user68 just glad he's happy 😊🤞

user69 pls win this weekend George I love you so much and you're the only thing keeping my Mercedes fan mind together

user70 king George lol

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QUEEN ARE YOU AT THE AUSTRIA GP???

user72

A Mercedes girl, so real

user73

Lmao George is gonna explode

user74

I need you and Lewis in a room together

My two favs 🥰

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BOYFRIEND SPOTTED

user76

Hey queen…

Pls don't let lando win…🙏

I'll give you my first-born 😔✊

user77

Don't let the sprint race fool you Bbg

We can win trust me

This isn't who they are

We are so fast

Don't let this represent Mercedes in your mind

user78

Don't let qualifying fool you queen

we are not fast

Do not keep your hopes up

We are going to crash and burn

Hopefully not literally

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IS THAT KING GEORGE

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HOLY MOLY

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yn Geo!!! Im so so so proud of you, my love! I'm so grateful that I got to be there for your first win and just as thankful to see the second one. I see the work and the effort you put in week in and week out and I can not think of a person who deserves this more than you. You're so wonderful and perfect and there's no one I'd rather have spent the past two years with. One of the best experiences I've ever had was seeing the love of my life on the top step of the podium and I pray ill get to see it a lot more because I'll be by your side for every single one. I love you, congratulations baby ❤️

(p.s. He's my only muse 😘)

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user81 WOAHHHHHH

user82 GAH DAYUM HOLD ON A SECOND PLEASE

user83 holy shit

user84 2 years??? Be so fr

user85 you're kidding

user86 wait I love them

user87 lmao throw back to all of y'all saying they'd never date each other

user88 CONGRATULATIONS GEORGE

user89 AWWW I LOVE THEM

mercedesamgf1 we’re glad to have you queen 🫶

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user90 she calls him geo??? 😭🫶

user91 forget that, she called him baby 😭🫶

user92 wait, not my new favorite couple???

user93 QUEEN WAG

user94 girl, he's the wag

user95 TWO YEARSSSSSSS

lewishamilton 🫶🏽

yn 🫶🏽

user96 waitttttttt why are they so perfect

georgerussell63 thank you so much for being there, I love you ❤️

yn i love you too, I'm so proud of you ❤️

user97 WATER IS ABOUT GEORGE????

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[landososcar]

packing it up ; LN4

— pairing(s) ; college hockey player!lando x figure skater!reader

— summary; in which lando's transfer to a new school not only brings him a new team, classes, and friends, but a girl who will change his life forever.

— warnings; not edited, i'm not american, im also not a figure skater so there's probs plenty of inaccuracies lolll

chapter one — prev … next

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“did you hear about the new hockey guy getting transferred? oscar was saying he’s like the best college player in the country” lily and i never really talked about hockey unless her boyfriend and his friends were around, yet here we are. the mention of the sport easily piqued my interest and my eyebrows raised as i wiped down the bench-top that separated my best friend and i.

“why would the best in the country get transferred here… of all places?” my question sounded like a dig at our schools team, and whilst that may have been my underlying intention, it was true. our school hadn’t won anything to do with team sports in decades, and we weren’t about to start winning again anytime soon.

she pulled her phone out of her pocket whilst muttering something about showing me the new guy because he’s starting when break finishes. “i don’t understand — why’s this so last minute? school goes back in three days?”.

she shook her head at my question before explaining that “it’s not actually last minute, they’ve been planning the transfer for a couple months but oscar forgets to tell me important things like this”. it made sense but now i didn’t understand why this was considered important to lily.

the confused look on my face must have prompted her to continue talking because she gasped and squealed “oh! i didn’t tell you - he’s gonna be oscar’s new roommate! the two boys have already planned to go out for dinner the first night after his transfer so they can get to know each other a little better” as the words were leaving her mouth she turned her phone towards me.

the screen was lit up by an instagram account and before i got a proper look, lily stated: “his name is lando! he’s cute isn’t he?”. my hands grabbed her phone to focus more on the photos he’s posted — many hockey related, but more importantly, a couple of shirtless ones.

lily calling him cute was an understatement; i’m pretty sure that he’s the most beautiful man i’ve ever seen in my life. i shook myself out of the trans i was in — yes he’s adorable, but lily would never let me live this down. lily can’t know how cute i think this man i’ve never met is. lily can’t know that i want to steal her boyfriend’s new room mate.

but i either overestimated my ability to hide the growing crush or i underestimated my best friend’s ability to see straight through me. she squealed! she actually squealed and gasped and pointed her manicured finger at me — simultaneously! “oh i am so setting you two up, you think he’s fine- oh my god i need to tell oscar he will definitely help me set yo-“.

“you are not telling oscar a thing!!” i whisper shouted, although it seemed pointless as the few left over people in the cafe had already given us harsh looks due to lily’s squealing after her ‘groundbreaking discovery’. if oscar knew, he’d tell lando, and i would never be able to come face-to-face with the new boy if he knew.

lily scoffed at my objection but i kept talking before she was able to try and make up a story about why telling her boyfriend would be a good idea, “as if lando would even car. he doesn’t know who i am and he’s the best college hockey player in the country so he definitely wouldn’t care about me when there’s probably thousands of girls begging for his attention.”

the eyes staring into my soul narrowed and i could tell she wasn’t happy with something that i said. “okay, but you’re different,” she continued before i could argue about how insane she sounded, “firstly, you’re the hottest girl in the countr— do not shake your head at me, i will slap you— secondly, i don’t care if he’s got hundreds of girls begging for him because he obviously doesn’t care about them-“

“so why would he care about me?-“

“thirdly, i have something those girls do not— my boyfriend, aka, an in!”

“you’re insane”

“and you’re coming to dinner with us tomorrow night after he has moved his stuff into oscar’s room!” the legs of her chair were scraping against the floor and before i could protest, the girl was flying out the door of my workplace, “i love you!”

she had to be kidding. i couldn’t go to dinner with him, i can already see me making an absolute fool out of myself.

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it was hard to focus on the way my skates slid along the ice when all i could think about was this dinner i was being dragged to. i don’t know where we’re going and therefore, don’t know what to wear, not to mention i have to face oscar when i was absolutely certain lily had told him every detail of our conversation from yesterday. normally, skating helps distract me but it wasn’t helping at all today.

my attention was grabbed however, when the bulky doors to the school’s skating arena clicked open. i spun and turned to look at who walked in but heard his voice before i could see him.

“i figured i’d find you in here” jax, my skating partner’s voice echoed around the mostly empty building.

jax and i have been skating together since we started middle school. eventually, he got a scholarship for silverbrook university and we decided i had to do everything i could to join him at our now shared school. if i hadn’t gotten into silverbrook, jax and i would have had to find new skating partners, which would have basically resulted in us starting from scratch with new people.

skating in pairs takes an awful lot of trust and chemistry — i need to be able to completely rely on jax’s ability to fling me in the air and catch me before i go crashing to the slippery surface beneath us. and i do, which is why jax and i are such a good skating duo.

and while i’d trust him to throw me ten feet into the air, i wouldn’t trust him with my lactose intolerance. that probably sounds stupid but jax and i know each other on the ice — if someone asked me what his middle name was, i wouldn’t be able to tell them.

i consider jax my friend but i don’t think i’d go out for dinner with him. “hey jax! are you coming for a skate?”

i noticed jax’s usual smile slightly falter and i could tell something was off. the boy was known around campus for the smile that practically never left his face — well, that and the fact he’s the best figure skater in the state. before i could ask him if something was wrong, he blurted out words that almost sent me ass up from where i was standing on the ice.

“i’m going solo — maria and i thought it would be good for me to step away from duo skating for the next season”.

saying i was upset that my skating partner and our coach was ditching me would be an understatement. but the worst part is that i heard the words ‘next season’ come out of his mouth. next season, as in the season that started with the school year. next season, as in the season that had competitions beginning in three weeks.

“you’re fucking with me, jax,” the thoughts racing through my mind made it impossible to say coherent sentences to the man in front of me. “jax, you’re ditching me and taking our coach! what the fuck am i supposed to do? am i supposed to just find a spare figure skating coach and partner off the street? you guys have completely fucked me over! i can’t believe this.”

the words poured out of my mouth before i could stop them and i couldn’t find it in myself to regret them. there was nothing i could do to save myself from the predicament that two of the people i trusted the most in this world had put me in.

i got off of the ice and put my blade guards on as quickly as possible before storming directly past him. i had to regulate my breathing so i didn’t have a panic attack right there in the locker rooms. i grabbed my phone out of my bag and went to message lily but stopped myself.

i couldn’t tell her how much of a hole i had been pushed into. especially not when she was probably at oscar’s house, helping the new star skater move in.

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it should be made known that i have the tendency to be late to things, no matter their importance. so, when i texted lily that i was going to be a couple minutes late to dinner, her quick response of ‘okie dokie x’, showed that she expected nothing more from me.

as i stepped into the restaurant, my nerves tangled with the lingering emotions of the day. it felt like my confidence had been shattered on the ice earlier, but i plastered on a smile, determined not to let it show. my focus was on getting through dinner before begging lily to spend the night at our dorm rather than her boyfriend’s so we could debrief.

“look who’s finally here!” lily's voice rang out as her eyes found me, her smile as bright as ever. i smiled at her apologetically but her face didn’t show anything but a smile for even a split second.

i walked over, exchanging quick hugs with lily and oscar before turning to face lando. up close, he was even more attractive—his bright smile and confident posture radiated an easy charm. when he pulled me into a hug, his warmth caught me off guard.

“it’s so nice to meet you,” i said, my voice betraying a little of my nervousness.

as an overthinker, i’d spent all day worrying about how awkward this dinner was going to be but as his arms wrapped around my waist, pulling me into a hug, i’d never felt more comfortable meeting someone.

“yeah, you too!” he replied with a grin that seemed to light up his entire face. he smelled faintly of fresh cologne, and i scolded myself for noticing.

as we all sat down, the conversation flowed easily. lando fit seamlessly into the dynamic, his easy banter with oscar balancing out lily’s usual exuberance. i tried to relax, though my mind still wandered to the mess jax and maria had left me with.

“so, y/n,” oscar said as he passed me a menu, “lily and i were telling lando about your figure skating.”

at the mention of skating, i felt lily’s eyes snap toward me. my stomach twisted, but i forced a smile. “yeah, i’ve been skating for a while now.”

“she’s amazing,” lily cut in enthusiastically. “you should see her perform; she’s unreal.”

“wow,” lando said, looking genuinely interested. “what kind of skating do you do? like competitions?”

“pairs skating,” i replied, trying to keep my voice even. “competitions mostly. it’s... a lot of work.” i let out a breathy chuckle, trying to stop my voice from breaking – doing anything to stop myself from breaking down in front of my friends and the new boy i’ve just met. there was a pause as i took a sip of water, and i saw lily’s brows furrow slightly, sensing something was off.

oscar, oblivious to the uneasiness in my voice, nodded appreciatively. “lando you should come watch her next comp; lily and i go to as many as we can – you can join us!” lando nodded eagerly but stopped when lily cut her boyfriend off.

“–is everything okay, y/n/n?” she could tell something was off at the moment, and as much as i didn’t want to burden oscar and lando with my new skating drama, the way she asked made it impossible to brush off.

i hesitated, but under the weight of their collective stares, the words tumbled out. “jax decided to go solo. and maria’s going with him. he only just told me this morning.” i let out a heavy sigh and it was clear that neither of the boys knew what to say in the moment.

lily, however, refused to stay silent and gasped. “what? that’s insane! with the season starting so soon? what are you supposed to do?”

i shrugged, my gaze fixed on the table. “i don’t know. figure it out, i guess.”

“that’s a jerk move,” lando said, his voice tinged with anger. “to leave you hanging like that? who does that? especially with the season so close.” i sent him a grateful smile and he continued talking, “i’m assuming the season starts at the same time as the hockey season, yeah? that’s like three weeks away… what a dick move!”

i glanced at him, surprised by the intensity in his tone. his expression was sincere, his brows furrowed as if he genuinely cared. “thank you, lando,” i murmured, “it’s fine though, i’ll just have to make it work”.

“you’ll figure it out, y/n,” lily said, her voice firm. “you’re too good not to.”

i nodded, appreciative of her faith in me, though i couldn’t quite share it. the rest of the dinner passed in lighter conversation, but i couldn’t shake the warmth of lando’s defense or the nagging question of what i was supposed to do next.

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TALK 2 ME / RÚBEN DIAS

AUTHOR'S NOTE: this has been sitting in my drafts since that post someone made about rúben being in a situationship so 😮‍💨 here it issss sorry it took this long hopefully the fact that it's long compensates it 💗

SUMMARY: It's been weeks since Rúben has heard about you, so he turns to the only communication channel he still has open; Instagram.

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rubendias Recharging 🔋

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user1 VACATION RÚBEN YESSSSS

jackgrealish Nice one mate 😎

user2 more shirtless pics pretty please

user3 okay so are we just gonna ignore the last slide?

user4 if he wants to hold me in those arms i'll gladly accept

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user1 second post in a row with song lyrics who are you trying to tell something

user2 we need your spotify playlist

user3 spotify? rúben dias to barcelona 🔜

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rubendias Sunrise and sunsets 🌅

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user1 wonderwall? that's... concerning

user2 he's going through it

user3 remembering that night in istanbul when they won the ucl

user4 him sending sunrise and sunset pictures to you 😮‍💨 need him for me

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user1 "back to work" post the nth song lyric to get his situationship's attention

user2 he's just like us

user3 and in AUGUST? he really said to live for the hope of it all

user4 ngl "meet me behind the mall" has the same vibes as "hiding all our sins from the daylight" 👀

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rubendias Started the season on the right foot 💪🏻

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user1 oh they broke up

user2 i'm sorry who???

user3 it's a running joke on twitter

user4 if you're not okay i'm here for you

user5 captain rúben i need a sec

user6 he needs to give a warning next time

[thekoalapastriesbakery]

hmmm drivers accidentally posting a private photo they meant to send to you?

anon. anon how did you know i had been thinking about this for months.

suggestive content under cut!

alex albon probably makes a joke out of it. it's not a super explicit photo but the message was still clear. somehow he ends up making fun of george's shirtless photo habit.

charles leclerc has his phone taken by ferrari. he's absolutely mortified. and, i'm sorry, but there is not a soul on this planet that can convince me that charles is a dom or even a switch. he is the subbiest sub to ever sub. and the photo makes that very clear.

franco colapinto surprises absolutely nobody. i mean, they weren't expecting it when they opened their instagram story, but if any of the drivers were gonna do it ... it's definitely him. idk if you guys have seen the pics of him showing off his "injuries" bc they have the most bottom energy i have ever seen.

jenson button is a surprise to some and not at all to others. anyone who knows of his slag era is like. yeah that tracks. everyone else is going?? you're like 40 why are you sending nudes???? probably makes a little reference to it the next time he's presenting for sky with the cheekiest smirk you've ever seen.

ollie bearman accidentally posts a photo that makes you want to both squish his cheeks and push him up against a wall. he blushes every time he sees another driver for the next two months.

oscar piastri is the one who's been in my mind with this the longest. you guys know the photo where he's kinda in the dark and looking down at the camera. this one. yeah. this but he's in doggy with a faded grin on his face and you behind him. i'm not normal about him sorry.

[nightswithkookmin]

I mean if this isn't peak boyfriends energy then is love even real??????

This is so Park Jimin. Carefully worded to avoid any bro talks. Happy Birthday Jk. Simple. Straight to the point no mincing words. Gotta respect that.

And I love that this is Idol Jimin just living his truth deciding what's relevant and worthy of curating on his wall on Instagram.

Whatever you think of it, he's posted him. He posted his BB 100 he congratulated him and tagged him. It's cute, it's wonderful and it's refreshing.

I was telling a friend, this may not necessarily be the best birthday post he's made, but it's his most iconic post. I looove it!

I always found those HD cute posts of them on his birthdays adorable. They always felt personal and you could sense the care and effort he'd put into it.

This photo feels personal too- but it's a whole new level of personal. It's giving memories. It's giving young wild and free. It's giving GCF in Tokyo. It's giving Troye Sivan legel intimate. It's giving set me free. It's giving good ride. It's giving screw yall I'm free.

It's giving whatever this photo is giving

Can't see their faces but I can tell they both pretty happy in there🥺🥺🥺

And their displayed tattoos 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I don't know whether to be jealous or happy for Kook

And I swear to God Park Jimin is tiptoeing in there😭😭

I can almost hear their giggles and grunts🤧🤧

I feel like a 3rd wheel watching them like this not gonna lie.

And if they took this on his birthday I'll sue Jimin

Sickening that he posted shirtless boy love waiting for you anpanman photos of them whisking themselves off to a bay amidst all these dating rumors 😩😩😩😩

Jimin is a villain at this point 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Imagine thinking he has a girlfriend- ladies love yourselves. Stop being clowns. Delulu is not the solulu

If he can do all this- go over and beyond for his band mate (not even all of his band mate just the one) and is keeping you a secret you are not his girlfriend.

You are his long ass beard

I've not seen Jk's live but I better not hear crickets chirping in the background 💀💀💀💀

The gay is getting out of hand at this point 😩

[neonbeanbagz]

CHRIS ARGENT FIC RECLIST, as curated by his (self-appointed) biggest fan.

I don’t know if you could tell by the fact that I have been running the Chris Argent tags on here, Instagram, and TikTok like the damn navy, but he is my favorite character in that show and has been since 2018. And yet, in this WHOLE time of being a fan of his, I’ve only found a HANDFUL of fics (15 to be specific) where I enjoy the author's characterization of him. So now, I’m here, compiling them all for your enjoyment, with my ultimate faves marked with a ☆ symbol. What can I say...I'm picky when it comes to my son! I should be getting paid for the amount of PR I’ve been doing for his character…

Nurture over nature by netweight [<1k] ☆

For the 3 Sentence Ficathon prompt, "Chris Argent/Derek Hale, nothing like Kate."

I know...all this posting I've been doing about Petopher and the first thing on the list is Chris and NOT Peter. Little known NBB lore: I was a Chris/Derek stan LONG before I gave into the Petopher propaganda. And this is one of my fave fics about them. Perfect drabble. I reread this all the time. I've even reread it during times where I wasn't hyperfixating over Teen Wolf at ALL. I think this may have even started my love for vignettes, one-shots, etc. To be able to write such a great fic in three sentences is just astounding to me. That takes having SUCH a way with words. It inspires me so much.

blessed is mercy among family by asiren [<1k] ☆

Chris Argent: wifeless, sisterless, daughterless. At the end of the day, nothing left at all.

The summary alone lives in my head rent free. Like, no one's ever gonna describe him better. They nailed it.

Madonna of the Desert by fleete [<1k]

Chris meets Vicky at a hunter's convention in the Wyoming desert.

The tone shift from the last one to this one is crazy. I didn't care about Chris/Victoria at ALL until I read this fic. I understand why people get the impression that their marriage was arranged, but I think it's so much more fun to think that Chris really did just fall in love with her and her stone cold killer bitchery the good old fashioned way.

A Neck But No Head by HenryMercury [1.1k] ☆

Argent men are trained to be soldiers, and Chris is no more and no less than that. Argent women are trained to be leaders—but there are no Argent women left. Chris is a bullet without a gun, an arrow shaft without a bow to give it force and guidance. The nogitsune had asked what has a neck but no head—and Chris has an answer for it now.

Okay, back to the sad stuff. Sorry! Blame the word count, not me...Errrnnnyways, this was the first character study fic I ever found about him and it has stuck with me since. Perfect glimpse into what he must've been thinking post-Allison. Little hint of Chris/Derek at the end.

Shedding All My Old Regrets by saintsideways [1.5k]

Peter leaves Chris in Sacramento. Peter finds him again in Santa Fe, living in a motel next to a diner, face brown from the desert sun. Peter is moon-pale, thin and sharp and salt-stained. “What took you so long?” Chris snaps, shirtless in the evening gloom, backlit by neon.

First Petopher fic on the list...I actually just found this one today on the hunt for some new Petopher fics and I enjoyed this one. I like their short and to-the-point writing style a lot. That might be a theme throughout all of these, actually...I've said this before but I really only enjoy their dynamic when they're at each other's throats or when there's a clear power imbalance in Peter's favor. Like, Peter's evil! PLEASE LET HIM BE EVIL! Unless it's with Melissa…in which case I support him softening up.

I'm no good (you're no better) by broadcastdelay [1.5k]

Despite his intention of avoiding both Argents and heroism, neither of which he feels particularly well-suited for, Derek ends up with 74 shards of glass embedded in his back and a Chris Argent who seems to disagree.

God, I love this one. This author writes Chris and Derek like nobody's business. Derek reads Chris so well in this, and they write Chris to be just the perfect amount of aimless and desperate. Rereading this now, their conversation kind of reminds me of Dr. House and the patient from One Day, One Room, which is my favorite House episode! Chris is the patient in this scenario, of course.

compartmentalizing by firefall [2.5k]

He lets Chris suffer in silence, which Chris both appreciates and understands. Derek has almost thirty years of horror to swallow down. The world hasn’t been kind to him, either. Which is why the unabashed care in his voice nearly takes Chris’ breath away when Derek asks quietly, “We’re okay, right?” He says it like a plea. Like he needs them to be okay. It’s a far cry from the practiced control Chris usually hears from him. Chris’ face heats up. “Of course,” he says roughly. “Why would you ask that?” Chris and Derek after the war.

Another Chris/Derek fic. THIS was the first Chris/Derek fic I ever read. It's always gonna have a special place in my heart.

Seventeen and Not a Day More by allyarra [2.7k]

Allison is 17 years old. She will never be a day older. And then she is.

Chris and Allison. The bit about Lydia lives in my head rent free.

soldiers; monsters; strangers by robotboy [2.8k] ☆

An uncanny happenstance in the desert.

THE BEST PETOPHER FIC. HANDS DOWN.

When It Comes to Melissa by Triangulum [3.3k] ☆

Melissa's beautiful when she comes, head thrown back in ecstasy. One of her hands is still twisted in Chris' hair and her fingers spasm when she comes, unconsciously pulling his face closer to her. He commits the taste of her and the way she looks as she falls apart to memory, in case he never gets to be like this with her again. She's breathing hard, soft breasts rising and falling rapidly. She tugs at Chris' hair when it's too much, when she gets oversensitive. He pulls back reluctantly, not wanting to give up where he is. The insides of her thighs are red from his beard and he presses soft kisses in apology to each, but she doesn't seem to mind, humming in pleasure when he touches them.

So, if you couldn't tell by the name and the summary...this is Chris/Melissa. Superbly well-written. So so so so cute.

Let Me Be Your Hero by idc_chan [3.5k]

Five times Chris struggled to let Allison grow up and one time he couldn't.

Another Chris and Allison one. Loooove a vulnerable Chris moment especially when it's to do with him being a father. Also it's so hard being a fan of the both of them because neither of them can do any wrong in my eyes. Like that is so grandma coded of me.

a new sun pounding by traveller [5.9k] ☆

“Noor Khan, Chris Argent. Chris, Noor.” Jake gestures between them with the H&K he’s holding. “Thanks for coming.” “Watch where you’re pointing that thing,” the woman says in a crisp accent, knocking the gun away with the back of her hand before reaching out to shake Chris’s. “Nice to meet you.”

Oh my GOD. THIS ONE. THIS. ONE. THIS ONE IS SOOOOOOO GOOD. Who would've thought one of the best Chris Argent fics would be him paired up with a character who doesn't even exist in Teen Wolf?!?! Yes, it is Chris Argent/Original Female Character. I don't normally read OC fics but I'm glad I stepped out of my comfort zone for this. Like, turns out there really are people who get him like I get him. A++++

But It Won't Erase by broadcastdelay [8.9k] ☆

When newly-turned werewolves start popping up in Beacon Hills, Chris Argent goes to bring Derek back to town to help clean up the mess. In cleaning up the mess, though, one last werewolf gets created. And somehow that’s not even the most unexpected development in Chris’s life that year.

Oh my God. AND THIS ONEEEEE?!?!?!?! DON'T EVEN GET ME STAAAAAAARTED. Oh, wait, this is my blog and my post. I can literally do whatever I want. This is the second time this author has popped up on this list and for good reason. Their writing style is PERFECT. This remains not only one of my favorite Chris fics, but one of my favorite Teen Wolf fics PERIOD.

Need by Davechicken [9k] ☆

After the loss of his daughter, Chris struggles to find something. Anything. Anything that will make things okay again. He never meant to ask Derek. Well. Sort of.

More Chris/Derek :3 I love love love love love love love this one. It ticks ALL the boxes for me. Perfect.

Steady Hands by thegeminisage [36.5k] ☆

Twenty-four hours after the death of his sister, Chris Argent wakes in Derek Hale's loft with his hands trembling too badly to load and fire a gun, and no matter what he does, he can't make them stop. He made a promise to protect Beacon Hills in Allison's stead, but now he has to decide how he carries on her legacy when he doesn't know if he can fight, if he can ever lay his guilt to rest, and if he's truly capable of doing good when he has already done so much harm.

For my last one, I have...another Chris/Derek fic.This is actually a sequel to another fic they wrote. I didn't put that one in here even though I really like it just because that one leans more towards being Derek focused. Chris kinda goes a lil crazy in this one which I LOOOOOVE. Of course a guy like him would have a nervous breakdown. WHO WOULDN'T IF YOU WERE CONSTANTLY SURROUNDED BY TRAGEDY AND IT WAS LOWKEY ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!

Anyways, if you've made it this far down...thank you xx I really locked in for this guys so YOU BETTER APPRECIATE IT! If this doesn't earn me the title of biggest Chris Argent fan I don't know WHAT will.

[journen]

wideler helo: 2, 4, 17 pwease? 👉👈 and a kissie for sadie!

2. most popular piece?

I think it maybe depends on the platform. But I think one of them is my art of Soap sleeping in the car while Ghost is driving them to the Las Almas safehouse! 🥺 I also recall my Simon at the gym(the one of him shirtless from the back xD) got quite a few notes on Tumblr. I think some of my mullet clone wars armour Obi Wan art did too 🧡🤣

4. piece you wish got more love?

I'm not sure, honestly! I don't really have expectations for my posts, I just sort of share them and whatever happens, happens... I think maybe if anything I've just been frustrated with the algorithm at times(usually on instagram) not showing pieces to anyone at all. I think there's been a couple times where something I put a lot of work into kinda fell flat, which can be too bad, but I make peace with it really quickly so nothing is coming to mind as a strong example right now 😆🧡

17. what is something youre confident about in your art?

Bahahah, this is a really hard question for me to answer. 🤣 I don't know BAHAHAHHSHDJAGW

If I have to answer, I'm not sure, maybe, I feel confident and sure about my ability to always keep drawing no matter what. I'm always having silly (or serious xD) drawing ideas and I'm confident I'm never gonna stop getting them on paper (or iPad, or computer screen 🤣)!!! <3

And Sadie will get a lil kiss in the morning 🥺🥺 in the meantime here's some silly pics I took of her recently:

Thank you for the ask my friend!! 🥺🥺 Pet your catto for me too 🥺🥺

[eisa-core]

Junhui's Swimming Pool Mukbang with Wonwoo, Vernon & Daisy | Bangkok Swimming Pool Water

2 October 2022 - Bangkok

«What's this?» - Daisy asked looking at a table full of food and a camera pointing at Jun, Wonwoo and Vernon. They had 2 hours of free time before rehearsals so they decided to eat lunch at the Hotel's terrace, with a beautiful view. «We're filming a mukbang» - Junhui was the one that spoke both to Daisy and to the camera. «Oh can I join you?» - Daisy was wearing a tank top and shorts so she didn't want to show herself since it could be very revealing that's why she just simply waved to carats. «Yes of course, do you want some? There's noodles and chicken burgers» - He indicates her everything that was on the table, and of course it was very inviting. «Oh you order good stuff» - « It's all mine eheh» - Wonwoo took the plate from Jun's hands as a joke. «Actually me and Minghao already ate at the this exactly same spot like- two years ago?» - Daisy was amazed of how many good memories she had with Minghao all over the world «Are we even surprised?» - Wonwoo teased with a smirk on his lips «But i've never tried this» - She said ready to eat those delicious french fries «Wait let me take a photo first. If you don't take picuteres of the food you didn't eat it» [ of course we need food pictures]

«Oh talking about pictures: you know how Hoshi always posts pictures of the members eating after the concerts?» - Jun asked and everyone nodded «I'm not there. Never. Carats think that I don't eat because of that but hey Carats, look! I do eat!» - Jun took a huge bite of his hamburger in front of the camera. «And me too. I'm not in the picture» - Daisy was checking Hoshi's Instagram «I always take a shower after the shows meanwhile you're having dinner» - «Yeah same! I need to take off my make-up first, and once i'm done, you've already devoured everything» Jun and Daisy were complaining to Vernon and Wonwoo, when the one to blame was actually Hoshi.

As for Hoshi, Daisy was ready to go to him for asking him about posting a selca together, he owns her that for not including her in every after-concert-pictures.

She took the camera with her and in the moment she went to Soonyoung, she saw him, Dino, Dk and Mingyu having fun in the swimming pool. «Carats, I'm doing this for you» - Daisy talked to the camera before zooming into the boys who were shirtless «That's how Mingyu pose for his feed on Insta, oh wow oh sexy» - She screamed hyping him, with the actual purpose of showing his shy side.

«Daisy! Film us and choose! Ready?» - Dino said catching Daisy's attention. «Baby shark durudurduru-» - Dino went underwater and then sang the baby shark song, making everyone laugh. He was truly the maknae of Seventeen. «I can show something better!» - Seokmin put his hands up. «Oh God» - Daisy said when she saw Seokmin's iconic seal's imitation. «Let's stop here» - Hoshi took the camera off Daisy's hand and started to film her «It's your time to choose: Dino's baby shark dance or Dokyeom's seal?» - « Ugh, that's a hard question, I can't choose! Carats, that's up to you!»

Who's gonna win ?

~

taglist: @cinnamon-falls ; @illusionocnet ; @allthings-fandoms ; @taestrwbrry ; @kimhyejin3108

-> masterlist.

[rockitmans]

Blaine Anderson Vs Valentine's Day

Summary: Blaine drunk posts on his Instagram asking for a date for Valentine's Day. He gets one.

Notes: Written for the @klaineccfanficlibrary Valentine Challenge. I'm gonna write this daily so chapters will probably be short and sweet. Today's song is Lovely Day by Bill Withers.

Warnings: Drunken decision making, unsolicited dick pics

Read on AO3 or below

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The Instagram post is obviously a mistake. But in Blaine's defence he was:

very drunk

unwilling to give up a reservation at Di Fara, a booking he'd made nine months previously to guarantee a table for Valentine's Day, and 

clearly losing his mind because of very justifiable reasons and therefore found the whole thing hilarious. At the time. 

It probably would have been fine except Blaine has, at this point, gathered quite a respectable following with his reels of genre bending interpretations of popular songs. There reaches a point where one becomes an actual Influencer and posting dumb shit on the internet stops being a joke between friends and starts being an example of youth culture going off the rails. Or something. He's not even a youth. He's in his late twenties. 

He winces through his hangover as he looks at the post again. He'd gotten Sam, who is an enabler more than anything, to take it. He's shirtless, posing like a total fuck boy with his hair artfully tousled and giving the camera his best sultry expression. An expression that he would never willingly admit to practising in the mirror. It's so cringey he can barely breathe. 

Which is nothing compared to the caption. 

Wanted: Valentine's Day Date

I have reservations for two at Di Fara, but SEBASTIAN decided he was more interested in fucking some guy from the gym than eating the best Italian food in New York. I thought it was weird that he couldn't even pick me up with all the time he was spending at the gym. Your loss SEBASTIAN, I would hate to waste such an amazing dining experience on a rat face LIAR. 

Offering: This hot body. A fully paid meal comprised of aforementioned excellent Italian food. Salvation from a Valentine's Day evening spent Sad and Alone. 

Seeking: A man that is not Sebastian. 

The comment section is flooded of course. There's well over four hundred, a massive number for him, and probably includes some non followers. If he knew it was this easy to manufacture engagement on his posts, he would have done it a long time ago. A quick skim indicates a range of reactions. From sorrow for his break up with Sebastian - who was once a regular on his feed - to hilarity at the nature of the post, to quite sincere sales pitches as to why they should be the one to get the date. 

sebsational94 my name is sebastian but I am not THE sebastian. I would never play you like that boo. can I still qualify? 😇

boooomers Can't believe this is the way we get to see Blaine Anderson shirtless. I am UNWELL

wlfricbea brooo you really be callin out ur man like this omg. rip king seb u will be missed 

cherycool When you say you are offering your hot body, what are we talking here? 👀

tinbd @ cherycool Right? Is Blaine Anderson a Slut? 

sofee.bailey Alexa, play Lovely Day by Bill Withers. Because it's always a lovely day when people take out the TRASH

musicallymotivatedd … still waiting for this cough syrup cover you keep promising 🙄

Blaine's phone buzzes in his hand and he almost drops it out of pure fear. But it's just a message from Tina laughing at him. And then demanding to know why he didn't just ask her to a fancy dinner. Which is a valid point. Blaine has several single friends he could have a fun evening with. But he was drunk on Peach Schnapps, not making functional decisions. He really is a slutty drunk and he literally never learns.

After a moment to psych himself up, he flips to his DMs, which are much worse. He's not particularly stringent with his privacy settings and his inbox is full of chat requests and a LOT of dick pics. As if he's going to pick a date based on the shape of someone's dick. It's exhausting. 

He taps out a message to Tina. 

Blaine: I've never seen so many dicks in my life

Queen T: Sorry can't relate 

She's useless.

Blaine: This isn't funny. I'm in an ocean of dick

Queen T: A sea of penis. A sea-nis if you will

Blaine: I won't

Queen T: Aw Blainey Days. Are you traumatised? I can come and make you some breakfast 

Blaine: Yes please 🥺

Queen T: OMW

[fortheb0ys]

No I think the nickname puppy is so cute wtf 😭😭 I love it frfr, I love nicknames sooo much

I love that tho, I don't think that's embarrassing at all. My boyfriend and I make ocs for I favorite fandoms all the time. We have cod ocs, Minecraft ocs, dbd ocs, and even Supernatural ocs ✊😭 I'm so fucking autistic fr, and I got more than those ones

My cod oc and our Minecraft ocs were huge hyperfixations, we talked about them for months. I even have Pinterest boards dedicated to them

Two years ago for my birthday he actually drew my Minecraft oc and posted it on Instagram

Now that I'm looking at his page, a lot of it is oc art and lore for the both of us

(because I think he deserves way more love on his acct and art than he gets, so if you want to see his @ is bones_the_cannibal_ but you DID NOT hear that from me)

I straight up used to cosplay a lot, I was Ticci Toby for Halloween one year, and I was Virgil from Thomas Sanders personality things 🥲 and with how big the cod fandom is, I think cosplaying a cod oc is the least embarrassing thing you could do in this fandom (unless you're one of the weird straight guys that just want girls attention and are shirtless half the time)

I think unmasked Charlie was very silly (/pos) and I love him ✋ tbh, I didn't even really watch your videos in full, just skimmed a few here and there, enough to see your knife skills and lil Philly, so you don't have to be too embarrassed, I didn't see much

Very glad I got to see him 💪huge L to everyone who didn't

-🥭

I do love nicknames :3 They were gonna nickname me Mutt💀 which Puppy's definitely better in hindsight.

Awww making characters with your bf is sooo cute😭😭 People in relationships who share the same hobbies/interests aaaah its adorable🥺 You guys sound so cute😭 THE CHARACTERS, PININTEREST BOARD AND THE DRAWINGS?!? *kicking and screaming* IT'S SOOO ADORABLE🙏 I LOVE WHEN PPL ARE IN LOVE🥹

I'll be sure to look at his account🫢

My siblings and I always were into the whole character making for fandoms. My earliest memories were my brother going on about his Resident Evil characters so it's no surprise I became the same. Pretty much every fandom I'm into, I have a character for it too😂

I used to cosplay more but adult life kinda took that away. I wish I could do it more often. I just liked making things. Trying to get back into it but it's so expensive🥲

Honestly when I see those straight guys who do the weird phone thrusting vids make me feel sick and the way they're catering to these girls toxic fantasies. Like wtf💀 I've seen SO MANY vids where they're glorifying abuse and people eat that shit up!

The cosplay/cod community kinda freaked me out with all that shit. Like I wasn't even a big creator nor did I do any sexual content and people would still say crazy shit to me. Like nope I can't so this🙅‍♂️

I just did tiktok cause my friends pressured me and that I could share my cosplays with them.

Lol you were the lucky winner to see that side of me and my horrible knife skills😅 Got to see my autism in full swing.

[tartt9]

unsolicited headcanon questions - What is Jamie's social media presence like? What's he like for controversies or hot takes? Has he ever done anything/said anything that went viral or got meme'd?

i love an unsolicited headcanon question so thank you for sending me this !! :')

so jamie's very active on social media. like to the point that he needs to shut the fuck up sometimes. his twitter is his most frequently used platform - he's just @ jamietartt he'll respond to all of richmond's tweets - he's got their post notifications on - and all of the premier league's tweets about him and his teammates. he also responds regularly to the three lions twitter account. but outside of football and #coygh and richmond til we die!s, it's seriously nonsense. he runs polls to see his followers' takes on things, and he's always like there is a right answer. he overuses emojis. at 2 am he'll tweet like @ PaddyOGara if you were a dog what type of dog would you be and @ IsaacMcAdoo how many eggs do you think you could eat in one sitting maximum not on average absolute maximum number of eggs pls respond quickly this is important his instagram (also @ jamietartt) is.... what you think his instagram would be. lots of pictures of him on match days, in richmond reds, blues, and yellows. lots of pictures of him hanging off of his teammates. lots of instagram stories during celebrations in the dressing room and afterwards when they're out clubbing. but it's also full of ego-stroking shirtless pictures and gym selfies where his shirts are matted to his body with sweat. he does amas more frequently than he should. keeley has to work overtime with him sometimes tbh. his tiktok (also.... @ jamietartt) is all behind the scenes with richmond/the three lions content. colin sleeping on the bus. moe having a very intense conversation with the new greyhound mascot. them actually seeing how many eggs isaac could eat in one sitting. and occasionally he just shows off his footwork on there because he likes to brag and he likes praise (canonically lmao)

his biggest controversy is, obviously, fucking off from city two weeks into their season to do lust conquers all. he still gets questions about that, still gets people who don't take him seriously as a footballer because of that. but, aside from lust, the next biggest controversy was that one time he was pictured outside of a club in london with a cigarette between his fingers. it was keeley's, and he was just holding it for her - he's never actually smoked in his life, because he takes his health seriously - but it was on a bunch of tabloids front pages the next day. he didn't make a statement. he doesn't get asked about that as much anymore, but it wouldn't surprise me if opposing team's players ask him if he want one as a cruel sort of joke if they run across each other out clubbing or something

his hot takes are mostly just like. "i think kent was a better player than beckham ever was" and he likes to start fights about that but he does fully 100% believe his own opinion when he says stuff like that. there are loads of comments on our irl tiktok that's like "he (jamie) thinks he's ronaldo" and when jamie's drunk he needs someone to stop him from replying on his main account like "no. i think i'm better than him."

as for going viral i like to think the moment he said that he and beard aren't having sex definitely still circulates on richmond twt, plus him and roy headbutting and hugging after their promotion, plus there's discussion about whatever roy said when he hugged jamie after jamie left the pitch in mom city. usfw mention in this paragraph don't read this if you don't want that // there's also the canon fact that he gets half-hard when he does particularly well on the pitch..... people Are Looking that's all im gonna say

he also just. like. says silly things if any of the lads catch him on camera saying something ridiculous it'll probably go viral on richmond twt if not further internet spheres than just richmond ygm?

tldr he's an absolute menace on the internet and somebody should probably change his passwords half the time but he's super good at fan engagement and he's doing his best to stop starting fights with strangers about himself/his teammates

[cityofdownwardspirals]

Thanks For The Memories reaction

At the beginning of the evening, it had been styled up in a spiky pattern, but all the moving around and sweating made it seem like there was no gel in it at all anymore and it was now almost reaching his shoulders. 

hmmmm HMMMMM HORNY JAIL

At least then, he could look at every single person in the audience and try to connect to them.

my introvert ass can not relate at all like

But, because he was a little bit petty, Magnus decided to go look for his arch nemesis after the concert. 

you can just not do that

He seemed more than comfortable to talk shit about Magnus in interviews or whenever he was at a social gathering.

he a hater just like me fr

Alec threw the rest of the joint on the ground and stomped it out with his foot as if to prove a point.

alecoterrorist

Cat often gives him crap about how much time he spends going through Alec’s social media.

imagine if he accidentally like one of alec rare shirtless photo or something

 He was chewing on his bottom lip, playing with the piercing on there.

i occupy all the ceil in horny jail

That seemed like a lot of work to trouble two teenage boys and only one person capable of creating so much drama came to his mind.

this lowkey sound like sth teenage imim alec will do

He tried his best not to smile. “Aren’t you gonna ask me if she was right?”

didnt u just shoot it down

i squeal so hard towards the end of the fic they so cute this fic is so cuteee

Hello!!!

Thank you so much for reading! :D

To be honest this fic was kind of my way to get back into writing after a long period of not having any time to write so I wanted to add all my favourite things in it like humour and misunderstandings and I'm glad you like it! ✨️

Also yes I know there is a lot of horny jail material in there but that is more due to the general concept of rock star Malec than because of my writing akshsj

Magnus also secretly has a fan account for Alec on Instagram and he likes all his posts 😌

Thank you again for reading bestie!💜

[casspurrjoybell-20]

FOOLS Fall - Epilogue

BOOK TWO: The 'Fools Fall in Love' Trilogy

*Warning Adult Content*

Noah Wright

"No bring it left. Your other left," Ciera instructed in a dry tone as she sat on the stool from underneath the countertop.

"Ya' know, you could help," I said bitterly.

"Considering this is both of our apartments."

My lease ended June first so Ciera and I decided to get a two bed/two bath apartment together in the same building.

It was July and we've been living together for a month.

It's been going well.

Sometimes she'd bring her tinder hook up over and will text me...

To: Noah Wright

[Wear some headphones tonight, I'm gonna rock this mf world.]

From: Ciera the Hoe

And other times I'd bring home my own one night stand and text her...

To: Ciera the Hoe

[Don't wear headphones tonight, you're gonna want to hear the sounds this mf will make when my huge dick goes in.]

From: Noah Wright

To: Noah Wright

[Not bigger than my dick🥱]

From: Ciera the Hoe

I chuckled and continued the joke.

To: Ciera the Hoe

[That checks out.]

From: Noah Wright

It was good having Ciera there, we got along well and respected each other's boundaries but she definitely got on my nerves sometimes.

Like when I was hanging up the tapestry she made me buy for our living room and instead of holding up one end for me, she sat there like the lazy ass she was while eating food.

"I am helping," she insisted as she dug into a Chipotle burrito, making a mess.

"I'm teaching you your left from right," she explained, covering her mouth as she talked with her mouth full.

I rolled my eyes and pinned up the fabric.

The tapestry was gay, literally.

It was the bisexual colors apparently, with mixtures of blues,and purples and magenta but in the form of a woodsy forest.

Ciera insisted that we must have it because we were both bisexual.

It was actually kind of cool but I wouldn't tell her that.

"There," I said when I got the large tapestry hanging securely across the wall behind the couch.

I stepped off the furniture, walked up to Ciera and took a bite of her food.

"Hey," she scolded me and I jumped out of the way before she could hit me.

I sat down on the couch and pulled out my cell-phone and did something I told myself I wouldn't do today.

I opened up Instagram, searched the name I unfollowed months ago and clicked on his profile.

Samuel Moretti had posted another picture of him and Benjamin Hernandez, shirtless on the beach from when they were in Punta Cana.

Sam's caption read... [Miss this.]

Benjamin commented... [Wouldn't want to be there with anyone else.❤️]

And my ex-boyfriend responded with the same heart emoji... [❤️]

I scoffed and tossed my cell-phone on the coffee table.

"Stop looking at his page. It only gets you worked up," Ciera knew me too well, already.

"I just don't get it. He could do better than Boring Ben. That mother fucker's like five-foot-ten... barely," I said bitterly.

"Who cares?" Ciera questioned.

"You're only hurting yourself by looking at those photos. You think Sammy's looking at your profile while sunbathing on the beach?"

"He wouldn't be able to. I blocked him," I muttered but I knew Ciera had a point and it pissed me off to think Sam wasn't thinking about me.

I stood up.

"I'm going over to Ryan's."

"I thought you said he was annoying?"

Ryan was a random guy I met on grinder who I hooked up with twice and he was annoying.

"Yeah, well he's the closest one to me who's down to fuck and I have some pent up anger to release," I spoke as I grabbed my cell-phone, keys and wallet, then slipped on my shoes.

"Yeah. Well, wear a condom," Ciera called to me right before I shut our apartment door.

[jsmuts]

Black Panther: Wakanda Forever - Thirst Review

Soooo as a gay man, there weren't a ton of men for me to thirst to. But don't get me wrong, I'm so happy to see so many women being complete badasses in this. However, I'm still a gay man and this is a thirst blog, so excuse me while I thirst for Namor and M'Baku.

Namor - Tenoch Huerta

This man. This maaaan!! Beautiful, from head to toe. I was picturing his thighs wrapped around my neck many times throughout this movie. His pecs, his nipples, his abs, they were all on display in every scene he was in. I'm willing to risk drowning in order to give Namor his own personal blowhole.

Also, it turns out, Daddy Tenoch is a little slut, huh? I had no idea until I looked up his instagram. And it's not me reading too much into it, he literally says in one of his posts "Exhibitionism". So the dude's a bit of a slut and honestly, good for him. I just want in on the sluttiness. Like, pull my hair, throw me around, fuck me senseless- I don't care. I just know he can give a good time. Plus, I love him with a little thiccness. You don't need chiseled abs to be hot and Tenoch's proving it in those risque selfies.

M'Baku - Winston Duke

Daddy M'Baku!! Now, I'll be honest, I'm pissed there wasn't a shirtless scene for M'Baku. He's an entire Daddy and he deserves it. However, we did get to see his arms, and daaaaamn if I don't just wanna be MANHANDLED by them. He's so THICC and sexy and I just want him to go full gorilla on my ass! I don't even know what I mean by that but I mean it. 

He's fucking huge. He'd tower over me and I'd love it. His tiddies, his enormous back, his tree-trunk arms- even the beard is perfection. If you're not horny for Winston Duke, you ain't RIGHT. People don't give him enough credit because the man is a wall of juicy, thicc-Daddy goodness. Love him. Brb gonna go fantasize...

Fictional Crush of the Movie!

I have to say, as much as I love Namor and would serve him for as long as he likes, I'd be quicker to kneel for M'Baku. There's something about M'Baku that's just so loveable. Despite his brutish, aggressive appearance we know deep down he's a big softy. That man is just a teddy bear and would be an S-tier cuddler. You know it's true. So yeaaah, M'Baku's the winner of this movie. Sorry Namor, feel free to punish me 😉

[babeydollx]

Yearning To Touch You {Topper Thornton}

Warnings: cursing, adult content, lingerie, dirty talk, some touching, long distance

Pairings: Topper Thornton x Female Kook Reader

Summary: Your away at university and you and Topper had been calling every morning and night along with during the day too. One day for one of your night calls you decide to tease him.

Word Count: 700+

You grabbed your laptop waiting for your boyfriend Topper to call you. He had visited you at your university for the weekend a few weeks ago and you missed him so much. He had try to visit you at least two weekends every month.

As you were waiting for Topper's call, you smirked getting a naughty idea. You got up and then you went to your closet. You opened your closet and put on his favorite lingerie on you. You then pulled on a black mesh robe with fluff on it that Topper bought you.

It was kinda see through, but not enough for him to see the lingerie under it. You then got yourself a glass of champagne and sat back down at your laptop. A facetime notification came up on your laptop screen from Topper and you quickly answered it.

"Hey sweetheart." He said with a smile.

"Hi baby." You giggled. "I miss you so much." You said.

"Aww.. I miss you too babe." Topper said. "I promise I am planning to come see you this weekend." He said.

"Yay!" You giggled. "It'll be so nice to see my sexy man again." You said with a smirk.

"And it will be wonderful to see my adorable babygirl." He said. You giggled and sipped your champagne. You got a text from Sarah so you checked it as you were talking to Topper. She told you to check Topper's Instagram story.

You did so and your jaw dropped when you saw the photo on his story. It was a photo of him shirtless at the gym sweaty after his workout. You basically had choked on your champagne when you saw the photo of him.

"Are you ok baby?" He asked.

"I- yeah I am ok." You coughed. "But now I have a bone to pick with you." You said.

"Oh?" Topper corked a brow. "About what?" He asked.

"About the photo you posted on you Instagram story. I mean you look so fucking hot but, you should've warned me! I almost choked on my champagne!" You said. A smirk grew across Topper's face.

"Well I'm sorry baby, I didn't think I would have to warn you about that." He said with a chuckle. "But, I'm guessing you liked the photo?" He asked with a chuckle.

"I- fuck yes. I fucking loved it. I may have screenshotted it." You said with a smirk. Topper laughed and smirked.

"Did you know?" He asked with a smirk.

"Mhm.." You said with a giggle as you began to untie your robe. You then let your robe slowly fall off your shoulder as to your waist so he could see the top of your lingerie. Topper gulped and watched the whole time.

"Wow babe. You wore my favorite one." You said with a smirk.

"I know, that's why I wore it." You said with a smirk and giggled. "I miss you so fucking much I just... can't help but want to touch myself at the thought of you?" You said with a smirk as you trailed your fingers down your chest and stomach.

Topper corked a brow when you mentioned about touching yourself. You both knew that one of the rules were that you weren't allowed to touch yourself unless you had his permission but, you just couldn't fucking help yourself. The thought of that man fucking you made you so fucking wet and after seeing that hot gym photo of him made it worse.

"Have you been touching yourself?" He asked corking his brow.

"Maybe.. maybe not. What are you gonna do about it?" You asked with a smirk trying to be a brat.

"Well.. you know I would have to punish you." He said.

"Yes but, you're not here to punish me so... nothing you can do about it." You smirked.

"That's it." He said. "I'm getting on the next flight over there. Get ready for me to punish you and fuck the shit out of you." He said looking at flights on his phone.

a/n: I hope y'all liked this story, feel free to request!