#I'm not crazy I swear

[lilacgaby]

prohero!katsuki, who on his day off just wants to run some errands with his wife and daughter.

the only problem? your daughter hates the hoodie he has to wear to cover his hair and keep the paparazzi off of you three.

she'll always get upset in his arms, pouty and whiny as she tries to pull off the hood and expose his glorious hair to the world.

he'll do everything he can to soothe her in other ways, boop her nose the way he does before she goes to bed, bounce her around in his arms, give her a kiss on the cheek. it was really funny for you to watch your buff, tall husband panic more over making your daughter happy than beat literal villains.

but none of it works. you've just grabbed the orange juice when you notice katsuki scouting the area for others, when he pulls off his hood, immediately making your daughter giggle with glee.

he plays peek-a-boo with his hair, it keeps her entertained as you finally finish up the shopping, grabbing katsuki's protein powder and the baby treats that he'd snack on with her.

you pay, with katsuki's black card of course, and walk out the store, him holding her in one arm as he holds your hand, caressing it with his thumb.

mission success, until his daughter is finally within reach to pull off his hoodie, almost summoning the media as you're suddenly swarmed with journalists and cameras in your faces.

baby- 1 katsuki- 0

similar read!

[blu3per]

These two scenes always looked... oddly similar to me.

So I autism'd all over the place and made this

Twas too good of an opportunity to miss

[eliassimp]

AM I GOING CRAZY OR THE NEW ARCANE EPISODES WAS A ONE BIG ANNIHILATION REFERENCE?????

I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THIS

[thatratgo]

Its not just Astarion and preminger guys!

1.) The hair 2.) Kagha has talking animals as well 3.) They both hate kids 4.) The face 5.) The vibe

Bg3 and the barbie verse theory

[chilli-io]

I think I'm onto something here, guys

[romance-club-daily]

I remember a while ago someone posted in the tags possibly spoilers about the upcoming story (through data search or something like this), and it was like a supernatural agency, like X-files.

This new spoiler made me remember that. But I don't know if my brain is playing pranks on me or not, I couldn't find the post.

[shmolgdaweed]

Help me find A fic?

ok so a couple months ago I found a fem!Bilbo fabric though Tumbler and have since lost it. I know it was on fanfic.net and had stuff about the cultural dwarf/hobbit differences between how they treat women and that's what caught my eye. I could swear it had 'heart' in the name. Would love y'all's help!

[slashingdisneypasta]

I need my F/O's reactions to me waking up at 3 in the morning (the witching hour) and just giggling kinda hysterically in the dark in bed next to them because I had a funny dream because that just happened XD

[beanghostprincess]

people please get more into sanuso i can't be the only one posting abt them bc then people will think i'm crazy

[menspussypowersactivate]

It is midnight and I am once again having inhumane thoughts about Jack Kline before I go to bed cause I have to wake up early tommorow

[haystarlight]

I know y'all are loving the sad, pathetic, naked old man and I see you and I hear you

But I for one really like that they decided to make Fionna Dummy Thicc

[yatrr]

I need him pregnant NOW.

[sugarthebee]

okay okay i know i sound insane but-

I need hyperrealistic pictures of raw meat

wounds, organs, whatever you got

for an animation

you'll see when it's done

but I need 'em

DM them to me or reblog this post with em or whatever

I need meat

[sillycatcentral]

when you think about it Digital Circus is kinda like One

[wessasbitch]

Will Herondale and Aaron Warner are same person, different font and you can't argue about that