#I'm not a human so fuck it fine I'm a monster I'll take that role fuck all of you

[one-winged-dreams]

Wakes up in the middle of the night absolutely fucked up on three different sleep aids to rant about how people can not fucking put together the Final Fantasy VII + spinoffs lore and EVEN STILL try to vomit these useless opinions and what x character is the WORST and why y character is blah blah blah

ENOOOOOUGH

putting these supersoldiers on top of the fridge until y'all learn what a narrative is

[spectrechosts]

Date Night - Chapter 4

Awww, big bad vampire caught feelings.

Full Series

Alice flicked through channels on the TV, bored.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Senna asked, not taking her eyes from her book.

She sighed. "You wish Willow was here?"

"I wish Willow was here. Is that bad?"

"Nah, I do too." Alice grumbled. "And not even-"

"-Not horny or hungry, yeah. I just want her around." Senna finished for her, flipping a page.

"Fuck." Alice cursed. "Are we bored with each other?"

"Not bored. We're just… old."

"Fucking hell, she makes me feel young again." She said, burying her face in her hands.

"I know."

"We caught feelings for a human."

"I know."

"What do we do?"

"Nothing."

"What?! Fuck that!" Alice spat.

"What do you want to do, Alice? Turn her?"

"…No, I like biting her too much."

Senna closed her book. "We're not dating a human, Alice. It's not safe or fair for her."

"We're already drinking her blood and fucking her!" Alice complained.

"And that's bad enough. We don't need to break her heart too."

"I'm not gonna break her heart!"

"Oh, not anytime soon you aren't."

"You're a pessimist. I'm gonna go visit her."

"What's your best case scenario here? I want you to know that in 70 years when you're sad that your mortal was mortal I'm going to say I told you so."

"Ugggh. Okay, hear me out-" Alice said, spinning her keys on her finger.

"No."

"We give her just a little of our blood, make her a ghoul-"

"The ethics on that are abysmal, Alice!" Senna groaned. "Eternal life for as long as she stays with us!?"

"I would keep giving her blood if she dumped us! I'm not a monster!"

"We are literally monsters!"

"You get so hung up on that! It'll be fine, I'll tell her we like her and we can discuss the long-term plans another time if she even feels the same way."

"We're going to regret this."

"No we aren't!" Alice said, stepping out the door. "Love you!"

"Love you too." Said Senna, shaking her head and returning to her book.

~

"Oh! Mistress Alice!" Willow squeaked as Alice entered her apartment, scrambling to make herself and her coffee table more presentable.

"Just Alice is fine today, pet." She said, crossing the room and sitting on the couch.

Willow kept de-cluttering the table. "Are you hungry? I should be fine, it's been-"

"Nope. Just wanted to visit, pet. Go back to what you were doing."

"Sure, just let me-"

"Now, pet. I don't care if your apartment isn't clean."

Willow scooted into her arms, and Alice cursed herself for slipping back into her role as domme. She came here to talk to Willow as an equal, not order her around. But that was difficult, it was so much easier to swagger around and take charge.

So she just sat there, and held her, and watched her play some cutesy game about catching fish for animal people. She didn't really get it, but Willow was having fun and if her heart could beat it would pound out of her chest just sitting there with her.

She hadn't felt this way in centuries, not since she first got together with Senna. She didn't remember how to act.

"Is something wrong?" Willow asked, tilting her head back to look up at her. "You're quiet."

"Nothing." Alice lied.

"No, something is. You're stiff, you usually lounge around like a smug cat."

"I'm relaxed."

"No you aren't. What's bothering you?" Willow said, her eyes now full of worry.

That wouldn't do. She would have to just try her best with what she was good at.

"Fine. I'm troubled, pet. I have a beautiful girl in my arms and I don't know what to do with her."

Willow huffed. "I'm serious!" She whined.

"So am I." Alice said, letting her voice drop to a sensual purr. "You make me feel things I haven't felt in so many years, Willow."

"Oh!" Willow said, flushed, before furrowing her brow. "But- But you and Senna-"

"Oh, Senna feels the same, but she thinks she can't say it. She thinks she doesn't deserve you." Alice murmured into her ear. "But I don't give a shit about what I deserve, Willow. Only what I want."

"A-Alice-"

"You make my dead heart beat again, Willow. I need to make you mine."

"I- Yes, of course yes." Willow breathed, and Alice could have sworn she actually did feel her heart start again, if only so that it could skip a beat. "Should- Should we go tell Senna?"

"Mmm, later. Right now I need to make sure that this is a night you'll remember for a very, very long time."

[luckyshotwrites]

15. Alternate Universe: Widfali (Lighter Switch Roles)

Contexts: Lynette, as a monster, was pulled into a pizzeria for magus's and humans as an experiment to intergrade them into society. (Because of this some of the characters do act slightly different as their backstories would be heavily affected by switching their roles).

Contents (Warnings): Lynette struggles being a pred around some tasty coworkers. (willing soft safe vore, gentle pred, some angst, and a little bit of a touching moment).

Wordcount: 2240 (This isn't what I normally write, so I'm sorry if its off-putting! I tried the comfort thing-)

Side note: This will contain experimental writing, first person (Lynette's view) will be implemented alongside third person for the two other essential characters, (mostly) Alexander and (occasionally) Drake. For those third person moments all their text will be italicized and have the characters name in Bold at the start. There may be other characters I write for using this.

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I walked up to Alexander, head held high to meet his leer. I stopped him from sitting down in his chair. His expression looked tired. 

I took a deep breath, fists curled and down, then exclaimed. “Alexander, can I eat you!” 

He lazily let his head fall to the side and sighed. He sat down and ignored me. 

“Xander!” I leaned over the chair and onto the table. He shifted his body to the right, so he didn’t face me. I slammed my hands on the table, holding a forceful squeak. “Answer me!”

Drake spoke, “you know what he’s going to say.”

I sulked near him, “please. I promise I’ll be really gentle.”

“Hell no.” He said, still refusing to look at me. 

“Xandeeeer.” I begged, sniffling. 

He flicked to me, “if you don’t quit. I'll take your energy on lunch.” He threatened. He lifted his hand toward me. 

I threw myself from the table, “then I’ll be even hungrier!” 

“Sounds like your problem, not mine,” Alexander replied coldly. 

I turned around and looked up at the clock. My break would end in a few seconds, so I gave up. 

…

Alexander

“At least she’s nice about it,” Drake said, looking up from his manga. 

Alexander pressed his back onto the chair in an attempt to crack it. “Yeah, but she annoyingly keeps coming back as if my answer will change.” 

"You should give her props for her determination, at least," Drake said. He grabbed the water bottle near him and took a sip. 

“She’s stupid. What magus would willingly give themselves to a monster? We need energy too.” Alexander sat up straight. “She could just eat humans.”

“True,” Drake said. He went back to reading and then perked up in his seat. “hold on a second, dude, I’m a human. Don't advertise my species to her!”

Alexander smiled, “and as I told her, sounds like your problem.”

“Fuck you too,” Drake returned the smile. 

…

Lynette

I worked up front with one of the other magus, Lev.

“Lynette, what’s the matter? You look so down.~”

I grumbled. He’s going to mess with me again. “I’m fine.”

When Lev got close, his sweet natural perfume entranced me. Much like Alexander, he was so tempting. It pulled my attention to him. 

He leaned near my ear, "Alexander rejected you, didn’t he?” Lev eyed me for a reaction, and his smile showed when he got it. A pitiful look in my eyes. “It must be hard for you, poor little garden bell." A tease sprouted out. "You have to be around such meaty, energy-brimming coworkers.”

My cheeks started to blossom with redness. "Stop it." I turned my head, trying not to drool.

“Aw…” Lev went around the other side of me. I met his eyes again, “here I was thinking of letting you eat me too. But if you don’t want to have any of me...~.”

I faced forward at the register. We had yet to get any customers. “You’re lying!” My poor attempt to stay strong wasn't working. 

"And you're calling me a liar?” He gestured to himself slowly, “I’ll feed myself to another, much more willing and grateful monster then." He acted like I offended him and held himself, "One that would happily appreciate my taste since you said I'm unappealing.”

“I-I never said that!” I whimpered. He brought his face near mine and dared me to do something. He's so cruel. “You never mean it!”

Lev held his laughter behind his grin, “I’m totally serious.” 

I created distance between us, "then let me eat you!” 

He turned away, “I don’t know, you did call me a liar earlier...”

I cried out. My gut whined for someone to recharge me. "see!"

He simply laughed at my dismay, continuing to play his game. He loved torturing me, knowing full well I wouldn't attack him. 

…

I went to lunch and heard the door to break room one. I jumped and hid on the couch, peeking over it. Zilla locked eyes with me. 

She walked to me cautiously. "Hey there, sweetie."

I leaped off the couch and threw my hands up in front of me. I frantically threw them around. "Please! I'm already super low on energy! I wouldn't be worth it!"

Zilla's evil grin lowered. She slowed her steps and then squinted over me. Her eyes glowed briefly before dying down. "Why are you so low? Do you not eat?"

"I-I eat. I just-givers are expensive, and I'm trying to save money." I tapped my pointer fingers together cutely. 

Zilla closed her eyes. The idea took a second to pop into her head. She giggled and moved closer. "Maybe if you ate Alexander, you can help me out after.”

“He’d never let me do that.”

“Force him," Zilla stated. 

“NO! I don’t want to eat unwilling people.” I explained, "I don't want to scare them." I already thought I was scary enough; at least my human case helped me look less so. 

Zilla rubbed her chin, “hmm, well,” the deviousness returned, “what if I can get him to agree to let you eat him?”

“With super evil trickery?”

“No,” Zilla waved her hand. “I’ll handle it." She made a stance in front of me. "But, if you eat him, I get to take some of your energy later, deal?”

Would she hurt him? I don't want her to blackmail him, either. My stomach growled in protest.

I traced it with my fingers, "O-okay, but don't force him!"

Zilla's wide smile spread on her face. “Of course.”

…

Alexander

Alexander walked into the lunch room. She hung up on him after telling him to meet her in break room 3, “why did you call me here?” 

Zilla had her hands folded together on the table. “Lev and I had been arguing for a while. How about you answer us, who’s stronger, you or Lynette?”

He laughed, “me. No contest.”

Zilla wagged her finger, “then why do you always run away from her?”

His bluish-gray hue tapered down her. “I don’t run from Lynette.”

“It doesn’t look like that to me. I mean, you always avoid her. And why else would you do that unless you couldn't stand a chance against her?" Zilla said.

“Bullshit!” He exclaimed, throwing his hand out, “she’s a weak monster. Don’t compare us.”

Zilla leaned over on the table, “suuure.” She held her chin up, “if you’re not scared of her, how about we make a bet?”

"About what?"

“If you can make Lynette admit you’re stronger and keep her restrained, you win. But if you can’t, you have to let her eat you.”

Alexander’s shoulders rose, “the hell-” What kind of fucked up deal is that? "No way.”

Zilla took out her phone, “sounds good. I'll just tell Lev you're scared-”

He threw himself onto the table and grabbed the top of her phone. She looked up and saw his grit teeth.

He spoke, “if you want to play this game, we'll play. But once I get Lynette to submit, you’ll feed yourself to her.”

Zilla’s eyes flashed with worry. It quickly dissipated. “Deal." Zilla motioned to the door. "She should be around here somewhere. Go find her and challenge her." 

Alexander turned on his heels. He stomped to the exit and out into the hall again. What kind of messed up deal did she give me? Does she really think I'm that weak? Lynette's a garden bell. 

He entered room one first. He locked onto Lynette as she stood over the kitchen sink. She drank a giant jug of water. 

He stomped to her. “Hey Lynette, let’s fight."

She tipped her water forward, spilling some on herself. It was absorbed into her body. 

Once she registered what he said, panic scrambled from her vocals, “wha-what?! No, I don’t-”

Alexander pushed a table out of the way. “If you win, you get to eat me.”

Her eyes widened with interest but died down once she saw the bright glow erupt from his eyes, “huh-why-uh-wait!”

He spat out, “You want that, right? So stop being a coward and show me you're stronger than me!”

“But-why do we have to fight? Can’t you just-” She cut off as the same color of light from his eyes went over her body. He force-sealed her human case. It would stop her from springing from it. “How am I supposed to defend myself!”

He didn't take any time when he was close enough. Lynette threw her jug in the sink and leaped out of the way. He easily tracked her while she fumbled around, trying to maintain balance. He aimed to catch her arms, which would be the most dangerous if she broke her case. 

“I can’t even fight you if you hold my case shut!” A desperate cry fled her.

That's the point of a fight. You use your advantages against your opponent. He thought as he took his opportunity to trip her up. He struck her leg, and she fell back into one of the tables, rolling off before he grabbed her. Then she plopped onto the ground. He dropped down, getting over, and firmly gripped her forearms. He started to forcefully drain energy from her. 

"Say I'm superior, and I'll stop." Come on, you pitiful monster. 

“X-xander!” She struggled, but his fingers dug into her arms. 

"Damn it!" He knew she couldn't be this weak. She was hiding something but wouldn't do it. This was his time to prove it, to pull out that evilness in her. "Give up or fight me!"

Her lip quivered as her struggling got weaker, “please-”

“ADMIT IT. ADMIT WHAT YOU-” As he met her eyes, he saw the tears streaming down the sides of her face. She shook her head frantically.

She's crying.

He silenced his draining and pulled back. Lynette crawled out and away.

“I-I don’t want to fight you. I don’t want to hurt anyone. We've had enough.” She uttered, wobbling up. “I’ll stop bothering you, okay, you win."

Alexander got up too. He chased after her while she left into break room two. “Lynette!" 

He caught her wrist. She yelped, and her arm split into a burst of vines before forming a giant venus fly trap mouth. “Please stop-I’m sorry-” She didn't get very tall as her human case broke, approximately thirteen feet with big plant mouths for arms.  

His eyes glowed again, and he shifted his size. He sometimes would fight more giant beings. He was fifteen feet tall and wrapped his arms around Lynette. It kept her pinned in place.

“YOU WIN.” He yelled. 

Her oozing, fly-trap arms pressed at him. Even though he held her against her will, she refused to hurt him. 

She whined, "I'm weaker, and you hate me-”

“I-” He let her go. “Just-" He met her eyes. "eat me.”

Lynette shook her head, “stop it, alexander. Why do you feel like rubbing in your-”

“I’m serious!” He shifted back. He held his arms up, “eat me! I'm willing!” He saw the hunger. He knew this was what she wanted. But, her lips closed, and a kindness overtook her gaze.  

She innocently flopped down in defeat. “Why do you care if you're stronger. You know you are...you scared me.”

Alexander closed his eyes. "I don't like monsters eating magus's."  

"Then you aren't willing. You don't want that." A sharp note of sadness strung through the room. 

“Of course not….” Alexander said. He could feel the heaviness in his chest. “But-" He stepped forward. "I took your energy to prove something that doesn't..." He caught himself. He looked up at her hands and then to her plantish face, "I can’t give that energy any other way, so I give you permission to do it.” He hoped she believed his lie and she did.

Hesitantly her voice came out, “how do I know you won’t take it from inside me.”

“DO you want to eat me or not?!” Alexander shouted. He clearly had embarrassment coating his cheeks. 

She got closer and nodded. Alexander faced away but still saw one of her hands lift up. The light yellowish-green ooze dripped over his body and onto the floor. The mouth raised over his head, and he slightly lifted his shoulders with a flinch. 

It slowly clamped over his upper body, so delicate but at the same time revolting to him. It didn't have a horrible smell, more flowery than anything but the rumbling squelches made his body twitch. 

It wanted to move, to fight. 

It didn't take long for the mouth to cradle his soaked form up and down its own throat until he rested at her core.

It had a strong lavender scent, one that he hated. In general, he had never undergone something so humiliating. 

He could hear her purrs from outside and her voice from above. 

“Are you alright?”

He felt her lightly press at him inside. “No.” 

“Oh-did I-”

"JUST", Alexander lowered his tempo, "stop talking, Lynette.” He pressed himself back into the gooiness, disgusted heavily by the ooze in the smooth pocket of her stomach. He kept his arms crossed, only hearing her gentle hums and squelches anytime he moved. 

She did this to mess with me, didn't she? She faked her tears. Though, her insides were so easy with him. Only pressing very lightly. 

He started to feel the tiredness coming over him. He shut his eyes. I’ll never do this again. 

He thought to himself as his actual feelings escaped in a whisper. "I'm sorry, Lynette."

…

Thank you for reading! :D Have a gouda day! (Nonnegotiable, if you're lactose intolerant, you're about to be in a lot of pain, sorry, not sorry. Lol).

P.s. If anyone is interested I can post more about their character motivations in this story, as spoiler free for normal widfali as I can.

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What I’d do for a Livable Income (Synopsis/Chapter - List)

[hearth4days]

what about mono headcannons?

I'll give him six too happy Six day

So monophobia. Very obvious symbolism, but I only ever hear people point out the ending of the game. The whole game is about him avoiding being alone. The comics start (kind of, but more on that later) with him alone and seeing Six be captured by the hunter. Despite them only having known the other existed for about two seconds, he then goes through the whole first chapter A.) getting her out, and B.) getting her to trust him. Once she's captured in the school, he once again spends the whole chapter going through so much unnecessary bullshit to get her out. At the hospital, everything particularly horrific happens when Six is not with him. And then he once again chases after her once she's captured by Thin Man, even learning how to transform the literal structure of the city and teleportation in the process. And then he still ends up alone. Both games are built to be focused around one child in particular, the settings and monsters included in making the place that child's personal hell. When he's with Six, he's not alone, but the monsters are (hunter, teacher, doctor, Thin Man kinda but he's complicated). When he's away from Six, he's alone against hoards of enemies (hunter's traps [there were originally supposed to be animals here too], the bullies, the hands, the patients, the viewers). Once he gives into his fear, accepting his role once he's abandoned in the Signal Tower, that's when he's turned into Thin Man. Hence why Six made it out of the Maw just fine, she faced her fear by fighting the Lady of her own free will

That was so long. I'm sorry, but this one will be too. The settings in Little Nightmares are not their original worlds. Technically in the comics, the first place we chronologically see Mono is in a group home of some kind with dozens of other boys. We never see groups of children this big in the Little Nightmares world, excluding the Maw where they're being kept for food. Especially not in a safe place specifically for children. The building seems to be their size too, unlike the rest of the enviorments we see. The building catches fire, and the other children are taken by Thin Man while Mono hides in a TV to escape. I'm assuming this is where he got his tileórasikinesis, and why his journey started in the first place (more in the next point). As he leaves the broken TV, the world around him is suddenly larger than him, which leads me to believe there is some sort of phenomenon that brings normal human children into an alternate dimension of sorts where the games take place. Which is why none of the children have parents, none of the human characters look older than 12 or 13, and why each game/DLC seems so specifically catered to being that child's personal hell, all leading to an event at the end that either kills them, turns them into a monster, or they come out of all fucked up and traumatized to hell and back

Mono's original goal was to find Thin Man and save the other boys from his group home. While he often sidetracks his journey to rescue Six, he also refuses to pay attention to her hesitance about his tileórasikinesis. It's clear through drawings and pictures that everyone in the Pale City knows about Thin Man, and that's not including the remains of children he took along their way. Yet Mono stops at every TV that Thin Man draws him in with, getting as close as he can to letting him out before Six drags him back. Their whole long trek is just an effort to get closer to the Signal Tower. This points back to his monophobia and his savior complex surrounding Six, he's so stubbornly afraid of being alone that he'll do objectively stupid things to keep people close to him even when it's not realistic or safe for himself or others

Mono runs the Pale City now that he's been left there. Even before he's Thin Man, the Signal Tower and the flesh walls inside of it are an extremely influential source of power. The Signal Tower (obviously) lets off the signal that's playing across the city's TVs, hypnotizing its citizens. The flesh walls being made up of eyes and other gooey face parts leads me to believe it's absorbing the life from those brainwashed by the Signal Tower. In other words, the tower is a sentient being running the city and feeding itself on those it catches in its web. Mono/Thin Man, being the center of that, is like the heart of the city. He can influence the TVs to let him teleport to their location, or draw in his younger self so as to continue the cycle/save his younger self, whichever theory you believe. It also explains the constant rain around the tower itself, as the whole city is alive and feeding off of his emotions. Emo Thin Man canon

The hats really are because the rest of the world hates him. His tileórasikinesis manifests itself physically as his irises appearing to be made up of TV static. In a world full of children afraid of monsters, some of the most deadly being child-adjacent in appearances, this helps him be seen as less of a threat by those around him

Mono did not have a crush on Six. I don't care what that one dev said, it ruins the story and I hate it. Let him be a selfish, afraid, clingy little kid. They're in a world where everything wants them dead and their lives are hell. Maybe they just have BPD and need someone around to stay sane. What about that

[lemon-ty]

While I have no time to draw I found that thing from twitter and I don't think it would be bad if I post at least anything till I'll be free to draw?? and let's say that's just one another post before I'll finally add some of It in my blog

I'll just answer all in one post let's go, guys

(Movies & mini series & book mixed)

1. Favorite female character

I don't think there're a lot of 'em lol. But

Patricia Uris

That's right, not Beverly. Patti has one(!) chapter and somehow I fell in love with her character while reading it. She's got her own story before Stan and she's got a very very very beautiful relationships with him.

(I'm so in love with Uris family I mean whyyyy can't I just have some Stan with his pretty wife and a CHILD THANK U VERY MUCH)

2. Favorite male character

RICHIE

I'm just in love with him he's perfect next

3. Worst character

Bill?

OK, let's talk about it. I was kinda neutral to everyone in the Loser club except Richie for a year or more. Then while being in fandom I fell in love with these guys like with everyone of 'em concluding Bill. But when I decided to actually read a book... why is he so stupid and careless and fjligvdsvfuklugxseggh

Moron.

I really tried not to be "of course u let kid go alone what will happen right??" but this.fucking.weather.this.fucking.fact.that.Georgie.told.him.he.was.about.to.go.to.the.closed.area.u.know.closed.bc.it.was.dangerous.to.go.there like BOY, u killed ur brother when he stepped out of the house HAVE U EVEN LOOKED TO THE WINDOW???? Was it ur plan how to get rid of him bc he was clever and better than u and everyone loved him more? Bc if it was, well, congratulations! it worked not like u expected but still worked!

I'm bullying Bill Denbro in my house I wish for the alternative version with George as a main character instead of him-

4. Favorite scene

Richie and Beverly dancing together

I LOVE their friendship they're like BEST BROTP EVER

I love all their interactions and I find it SO ADORABLE they danced together I always think about it ...about 'em

5. Favorite member of the Loser club

Well, again? Fine. RICHIE

6. Original or remake?

I'd say book? But if we're talking only about films when of course remake

I saw mini series some time ago and that was cute and had a lot from the book (and abult Eddie-) but it was so naive and looked kinda stupid (sorry everyone but I'm the new auditory and I can't get that seriously especially after new films) while new films... Weeelll...

Let's be honest, I saw It 2017 only bc of James McAvoy in the second chapter and I found it boring. And then the second part I found more like a comedy than horror. I didn't like films that time but I liked characters (Richie). Some weeks ago I rewathed both It 2017 and It 2019 and second one is still too long and a comedy but first I found interesting

So remake is great at least on the second time watching and that's enough

7. Reddie?

Reddie is always the answer it's never a question cuz the answer is YES all the answers YES

8. Ben of Bill?

Oh that's a question for me and my hate to Bill!

Ben OF COURSE

Not only bc I hate Bill, Ben is awesome himself. In films he was more leader for the Losers that Bill and Mike like together?? And have u seen that he did fo Henry in the book? Damn boy u're way too cool slow down

9. Best ship

Look question 7

10. Worst ship

OK it took a lot time to find the one bc I don't think there's any ship I would actually hate or smth but if thiiink Bill × Beverly

First, bc Bill?? Seriously?? Go and find someone better, my girl

Second, bc Ben and Bev have much more chemistry (god, Richie and Bev have more chemistry and this tells the person who would kill for reddie)

11. Book or movie?

Book

(and if u say the book is too big I swear I-)

12. Tim or Bill as Pennywise

Why do u need to ask such difficult questions?? I mean, I love every version of Pennywise no matter if it's book or 1990 or 2017-2019 they all are great in their own ways

So both Tim and Bill have an extreme charisma, different but equal in power

I like Tim's Penny bc he's simple and warm I mean c'mon I would definetly hug him or anything and die happy, I mean, he just got ur trust??? And I like how bad effects make him seams not like an awful monster who will eat u but like a friendly mischief (listen me up: he makes sink dirty right after Bev cleaned it up like phhhhhhhhahaha really u're a moron u know). Yeah, that's not that Pennywise is meant to be but that's adorable

And I love Bill's version bc he does look scary (in a some way, of course). Yeah yeah new effects are doing their work and the costume is less friendly than Tim's but the most important is Bill's acting. His mimic and expressions are perfect he fits this role way too good. And, damn, he's so funny like... Yeah, I'd spend my last minutes with him he's great, that would be the most hilarious death I could ever get

So... can I just say both??

13. Funniest character

Do u really see this as a question??

Richie. The funniest guy ever. I would go to his stand-up. I would buy his merch. I would buy hi- AHEMAHEM

Seriously, I found him irritating watching 1st movie first time but after 2d started I've changed my mind he's a diamond that makes films better like he's the only reason I didn't fall asleep while watching 2d part

14. Worst character fear

OK, let's say we don't count the book here. Bc, u know, the fears in the book was, well, like actually kid's fears. Like someone just saw a horror film great now they've got a deep emotional trauma that's like kids work.

So saying about movies...

Stan

Does anyone really got what's wrong with that painting?? I mean???? Just an art what's wrong with u, Stan, do u like... hate art???

I do not get it, plz, if u do, just explain me bc I have no fucking idea why should it be a normal fear that's stupid

15. Favorite actor from the film

James McAvoy

Like I said I went to this fandom ONLY bc of him

16. Favorite adult character

Do u think they grew up and anything changed? Hell no!

Richie

Forever Richie

17. Worst encounter with Pennywise

None? I really can't name u anything bc they all are great at leeeeast bc of Pennywise taking part in it. The scene with him can NOT be worst

(but still-

Eddie's such a stupid brave boy like WHY does he always need to go to scary deadly places I mean are u going to die of what????)

(in the book he just decided that was a great idea to actually try to get into the Neibolt house like ????????????????? U FUCKING BRAVE IDIO-)

18. Worst jump scare

I don't pay attention to any jump scares sorry

None

But I can name my fav! Mrs. Kersh. Not bc she's scary but SO FUNNY OMG

(and in mini series she IS scary, yeah...)

19. Favorite quote

Everything Richie says

20. Least favorite ship

Stanbro

This ship is really great: there're reasons why it's existing and the ship dynamic is good but... I hhhaaaateeee Biiilllllly. And that's the whole problem, yes. Blame me but I can't love otp if I don't like one of the characters

21. Favorite fan account

Don't follow any

22. Favorite Pennywise quote

Is he saying anything??

Alright-alright I know how it looks. "U say u love Penny but don't remember any of the words he's saying". Yes! All I remember is that everything he says is cool but, yeah, sorry, I have nothing in my head

23. Best friendship

RICHIE TOZIER

&

BEVERLY MARSH

24. Richie or Bill?

Who the fuck will choose Bill?????? Richie's the best

I mean, u want me to choose between my fav one and the one I hate most? really?

25. Eddie or Ben?

Not lying to u that's a difficult question. I like both of 'em so I needed a list with +s and -s of each one

Eddie:

+ Jack Dilan Grayser's face

+ the thing with hand

+ u can joke about his mom

+ s.h.o.r.t.s

+ he's mean I like ppl like that (I'm person like that)

+ can kill u with the knife just stuck in his cheek

+ healer

+ brave as hell

- he's SO loud

- non human speed of talking

- most of the time he's a wimp, let's be honest

- DEAD

- has scary tendencies of amputation everything

- not Riche's husband somehow

- mindlessly brave as hell

- FIVE

- PARAGRAPHS

- OF

- OBSCURE

- MEDICINE

- STUFF

in his very first chapter

Ben:

+ an architect (i concider all of 'em like gods)

+ punctual. If he said he'll be in ur bar on Saturday when he'll be doesn't matter he's in London right now

+ I tell u he's a hidden leader

+ can drink and stay sober

+ HE

+ PUNCHED

+ HENRY'S

+ BALLS

- wrote a haiku I don't like haiku

- minuses are ended

So Ben has less +s but less -s if u compare to his +s. So, sorry, Eds, but Ben

26. Funniest scene

Every with Richie

27. Least favorite male characters

I can't just say Bill again, right? Or I caaan???

Bill

28. Most underrated character

MIKE

I see ppl love every character even the once that has really small time (STAN) but I haven't seen so much ppl loving Mike. Everyone kinda... forgot about him?? What an irony

29. Favorite edit

Every with Richie

30. Is fack real?

No

Plz don't ship real ppl