#widfali

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Lynette is the protagonist in @luckyshotwrites's WIDFALI, aaaaanddd i like drawing her. But what if I drew her...in my friends' styles??

Check out my friends under the cut!! And WIDFALI of course, go read that.

Lucky - @luckyshotwrites

Zan - me lol

Vorefluff - @vorefluff

Void - @voided-noms

Toast - @toast-tales

Lizard - @lizard-shifter-noms

Wolfie - @carnivorous-canine98

Lexi - @thatoneweebsworld

Soul - @aramastus

[luckyshotwrites]

Small Comic Portion of Chapter 99: Lynette?

A little snippet from the chapter.

AS WELL AS How Lynette was looking when Alexander found her.

AND HOPE YOU ENJOY LOOKING AND HAVE A WONDERFUL REST OF YOUR DAY, YA'LL! NONNEGOTIABLE.

[aramastus]

Garter's Xmas Gift form a Fan

aaaaaah art of me and my Fav Oni

Amaazing art by (go give them money do it they art is amazing DO IT NOW) @mysticcomfort Garter Belong to @luckyshotwrites and Her amazing Story Widfali got read it for real it amazing Me belongs to me...(Unless Garters want me) XD Also i asked Lukcy to make sure this was ok to get made

[thecatthatswallowedthecanary]

Doodle of Alexander and Lynette from WIDFALI by @luckyshotwrites

[mysticcomfort]

WE AINT DONE YET. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO

The one, the only, the menace

✨ @luckyshotwrites ✨

[thecoolerlucky]

Summary

“What I’d Do For A Livable Income” is a Soap Opera-esque fantasy fiction about where magic and monsters disguised as humans exist in a modern setting—all hidden in plain sight.

The story focuses on the human Lynette’s struggle to understand her new “friends” at the Happy Pizzeria, all while doing her best to avoid becoming their lunch. What kind of hijinks will they get up to as she learns more and more about the world of monsters and magic that exists alongside her own?

Content Warning! - This story will contain strong language, and serious themes including but not limited to death, emotional and physical harm, suicide, and more, though some themes do not appear until much later in the story. Read at your own discretion!

Links

*Crickets for now*

Table of Contents

Arc One: Falsehood

Chapter 1 - The Happy Pizzeria Lynette meets an average employee from the Happy Pizzeria!

Chapter 2 - Too Good to be True Lynette's first day on the job, and her last?

Chapter 3 - Resignation? Lynette's offered a resignation

Chapter 4 - Clever Lynette's tries to beat Alexander

Chapter 5 - Him Or Me? Lynette meets Lev

Chapter 6 - Need Some Help? Lynette gets help with her Alexander problem.

Chapter 7 - How'd Your Plan Go, Lynette?~ Not according to plan.

Chapter 8 - Let's Make A Bet! Exhausting all her options, Lynette proposes a bet.

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Thank you for anyone who pops by to read! YOU better have a bomb-tastic rest of your day! Nonnegotiable.~

All rights reserved. Copyright © 2024 TheCoolerLucky

[toast-tales]

Wicks in a skirt? Absolutely. (This picture is taken seconds before your imminent death)

Wicks belongs to @luckyshotwrites from their story What I'd do for a Livable Income! Unfortunately the above scene is NOT canon...yet.

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YES FINALLY! I decided on a whim to do the lovely @luckyshotwrites main cast of characters as chibi designs! I may or may not color the others in the future, who knows

[vorefluff]

Alexander full

Annnd a fully colored drawing of Alexander from @luckyshotwrites ‘s story WIDFALI! 

gluttonous blonde nerd lol

[toast-tales]

REAL TALK

there HAS to be a reason for this

[luckyshotwrites]

Chibi-ified (Drake and Alexander)

This is what I've been currently working on to warm back up into coloring!

Am I doing more of these with my widfali characters and characters from other people's series, yes.

Am I answering all these asks that you wonderful people have sent me, yes.

Am I posting the new chapter tomorrow, yes.

Am I going to tell you all to have a bombastic day, non-negotiable as always, ABSOLUTELY.

[aramastus]

Garter is a Safety house for humans

Garter belongs to @luckyshotwrites Me is Me He Is a great Safe house for humans (his belly) This is the prompt again!

[aramastus]

@luckyshotwrites @vore-toast Sam and June! XD

You know how some people just play r o u g h with their pet? Like;

Person A: oh my gosh- stop you're so rough, stop!

Person B: (giving their dog the ✨️doggy spanks✨️) THEY LIKE IT IT

Dog: (does, in fact, like it)

I want the g/t version, like;

Person A: oh my gosh- stop you're so rough, stop!

Person B: (straight up launching a tiny at a pile of pillows) WHAT?? THEY LIKE IT IT

Tiny: (does, in fact, like it)

[thecatthatswallowedthecanary]

I had to draw this after reading the most recent chapter of WIDFALI >:)

bonus:

[toast-tales]

I Lava You, Chapter 2: Addiction Enabled

Read Chapter 1 here!

Cover art by @luckyshotwrites!

This short story takes place after P39 of ITWOM and as such, contains minor spoilers for ITWOM - read at your own risk! You do NOT need to have read WIDFALI to enjoy this story!

This story is cowritten with the amazing, fantastic @luckyshotwrites and uses the minor character June from their ongoing vore story What I'd Do For A Livable Income. It's chock full of monsters, magic, goofs, and absolutely fantastic worldbuilding and characters. Give it a shot if you haven't yet!

Contains: references to g/t soft, safe vore and language. About 1300 words.

Chapter 2: Addiction Enabled

Even if this had secretly been their plan all along, June hadn’t intended it to go like this. They’d been planning on pacing themselves—maybe a few sips, and then wait a bit more before having more later.

He had no choice but to absorb it all into his body and quickly climb back out. He was about fifteen feet tall now, maybe taller. In a hurry now, he screwed the cap back on. 

He could feel the soft vibrations across the surface of the shelf, telling him that Sam was getting closer. He forced his body to assimilate the lava lamp liquid and convert it to energy, without being able to enjoy its glow. 

Suddenly, Sam came back into the room, and he had to stop the energy transfer. He still looked human, of course, just…taller by about two feet now. 

He hoped Sam wouldn’t notice.

“A-ah—you’re back, Sam! My friend!" His lip quivered. He felt bad for emptying the pretty glowing lamp so fast. “That sure looks tasty, wh-what did you make?”

Sam had their mouth open to take a bite of their ramen when they stopped and blinked, their eyes drawn first to the human, then to the lava-less lava lamp behind them. Then they blinked again. 

I’m not even high yet. Right? Maybe I was supposed to cook that egg after all. 

“H-hey little buddy.” They walked over to the shelf like they were in a daze, staring at the empty lamp with a mesmerized, empty sort of look as they contemplated the stability of their mental faculties. “You didn’t. Um. See what happened here, did you?” 

It didn’t leak out, it would be everywhere. It’s completely empty. Am I going crazy?

June couldn’t make eye contact with Sam. “Uh-um—” I didn’t expect Sam to ask me! He tried to come up with a plausible excuse. 

“Well—I—” June looked at the empty, incriminating container next to him. What should I say? Humans don’t normally eat that. 

June lowered his head and tugged at the shirt of his uniform. “I’m sorry, I-I thought it was really pretty and drank some…all of it. I—” June looked up sincerely, “I didn’t mean to, I only meant to drink a little bit!” He walked up to the edge of the shelf and pitched his offer, “I will buy you a new one!” He knew he shouldn't have admitted to drinking it and risk exposing himself as anything but human—but he couldn’t lie to Sam. He didn’t want to be mean.

Sam’s eyes widened in shock. They weren’t exactly versed in taking care of humans—that was the kind of thing they left up to dealers. Christopher, mostly. But they were at least fairly sure that humans weren’t supposed to be able to eat whatever the hell was in lava lamps. Probably.

Then again, they’d never seen what humans eat.

They stared at June with a look that was as dumbstruck as it was in awe of this human’s abilities, a grin creeping up onto their face despite their initial confusion. “Holy shit. I didn’t know humans could do that. You drank the whole thing? THAT’S BONKERS.” They laughed, poking at the human a little as if they expected it to burst. “How’d you do it? You’re like. So tiny still.”

Wait, wait. Um. Is this human safe to eat now? Should I call Chris and ask? …nah, he’d probably yell at me or something. Or tell me to give him the human. 

June prepared himself for some well deserved yelling. He should not have eaten a glowy thing in front of a human, giant or not. He should have asked Sam first. 

Lucky for him, Sam didn’t look mad. 

June released a soft sigh of relief and smiled back at Sam, especially after they poked him. It seemed the giant hadn’t recognized June was a little puffier and taller than before. Nice! I still look human. 

“Yeah! Humans can do that! Mhm!” June said, nodding fervently. “And I have a fast…metabolism, that’s why!” Yes, some humans have that. That’s believable. 

Sam was far too trusting for their own good, which was a dangerous combination with their stunning lack of human knowledge. Humans are fucking CRAZY. I HAVE to ask Chris about this later. 

“I have got to see you do that again. Shit, I’ll go to town tomorrow and get another one. What else do you eat?”

June blinked a few times. Wait. Okay! Hold on. They didn’t freak out? And THEY SAID THEY WANT TO SEE ME EAT MORE? 

June hopped around dangerously close to the edge of the shelf with glee. Thankfully, he kept his balance enough not to fall. 

“I eat…well, I’m not very picky. My taste buds don’t work the same as—” he cut himself off and hummed, nearly blowing his cover. “As most people’s do. They were like this since I was born so—I uh, can’t taste things super well like normal humans, humans like me,” he chuckled. Be careful June! Remember, Sam’s a giant human, I can’t say anything too incriminating. I’m a human! I’m a human!

He tried to quickly switch the topic. “When you go to get a new one, take me with you and I will pay for it!” June said. He imagined seeing another lovely-colored one. I can resist the temptation. June told himself. He couldn't buy Sam a new one just to eat it instantly.

He tipped toward the edge again, squinting to look at Sam's noodles. The thoughts of the radioactive glow of the lava lamp filled his mind. What if they're illuminated noodles?

Sam’s mind was on lava lamps, and they were still staring at the empty one. They did not notice June teetering inches away from a very long fall. 

“You’ve got money, little dude?” Their head cocked in confusion at June mentioning “paying” for it. They weren’t sure where a human would get money. Or where they’d carry it, even. But Sam was broke, and they’d take an offer of financial assistance where they could. Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth and all that. 

Since their hunger had ebbed, it was easier to talk to the human without getting the urge to stuff it in their mouth. And Sam was fascinated with this human now…perhaps even more so than they were wanting to eat them. For now.

June nodded. “Oh yeah, I have a lot of money with my current job.” He tapped at his uniform, though he realized he wasn’t wearing his hat anymore. 

“I have enough to buy you…two lava lamps!” He said two with seemingly unwarranted gusto. How much would a magnificent object like that cost? The next thought struck him like a Honda Civic—how many varieties of lava lamps are there?!? He puffed up his cheeks. No, June, don't distract yourself. Lava lamps are for Sam, not me. He punctuated that internal monologue with a firm nod.

“Humans have jobs?” Sam muttered out loud. I mean…huh. I guess Chris mentioned some sort of human city, didn’t he? 

Sam puzzled over this question of theirs. “Do you make human money, or…giant money?”

Of course June would say human money, but what was the difference between human and giant human money? He was still oblivious to the fact that Sam was in no way human. 

“Human…money?” June replied, tilting his head up. “Is there a difference? Or…oh! Did I somehow end up in a different country?" There was a pause. What country do I live in again? "Is this the…United States?”

Sam stared back at the human, unblinking and now thoroughly confused. “The united what?”

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Chapter 3 ->

Uh-oh! Will things clear up from here? Or will there be another series of increasingly improbable misconceptions? Only time will tell.

Thank you for reading!

[thecoolerlucky]

Me and my friend have been reading your story together and they are a few chapters ahead of me but still we want to know your opinion on our favorite not canon ship. I know this might sound strange but it’s Lev x Wicks. We have almost the epitome of a court case to support why we ship this to if you’re interested.

Anyways, I want to thank you for writing this, when we have nothing to talk about in the group we just rant about your story and our favorite characters so have a Gouda day lol.

AHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HEWP ME. THANK YOU FOR READING AND ENJOYING.

So, okay, since you are at that point in the story. I am guessssssing, the one that I have on my other blog.

There are a few fun things that have not been explained in Widfali regarding them. However, I do not quite know where you are so I will withhold for now. LOL.

However, this is probably one of the most cursed ships, at this current point in the story. As spoiler free as possible below.

Between them, would be interesting though:

Tidbit - Something I realized as of late; Wicks is drawn to people (or more like dragged in) by people with strong personalities. Lynette and his other buddy, who you will meet later if you haven't Garter. Lynette and Garter both are very, "you're going to be my friend and like it". Lev also has a strong extroverted personality like them, so he'd drag in Wicks one way or another.

Personality -

Wicks is reserved. It's not shown much in the story but he's somewhat socially awkward. He doesn't do small talk, nor does he enjoy speaking to people if he doesn't have too. He is seen having fun or acting silly with Lynette because he's obviously very comfortable with his best friend and sister. Other than that, he tries to avoid conversation with people he's not close to unless it's important to discuss like work or he wants them to feel included. However, he usually gets stuck in his own head.

Lev on the other hand, LOVES conversation. He's not a fan of small talk either, he'll instead change the subject to find peoples interest or joke around and get them at ease. Traversing conversation does not scare him, if anything, he's mastered it.

Overall, they are both hard working and like to spend time with people they care about. They'd both value each other's time and would put effort into the other to improve themselves. Lev is more playful with his jabs though and Wicks would take them seriously. Which would lead to some "friendly" combativeness. Basically, Lev would tease the sh*t out of Wicks and Wicks would want to hide his embarrassment or fight.

Combability Relationship Wise -

It's honestly a mash up. I don't think Wicks could or would easily forgive and forget Lev's crimes against his sister. Even if Lynette said it was okay and forgave him. Wicks will hold a grudge. And uh, Lev with uh, insert spoiler here, would be a very funny given his history. Especially if he found out other certain family related matters, not talked about in Widfali yet. It will be in this current arc on my other account.

Other than that, they'd work as well as two alley cats in the same home. A lot of fighting, biting, hissing, and etc, at least at first. But they'd mellow out to one another eventually. I feel like Lev could win over Wicks, overtime. WHICH Lev is and will always be a very patient person. He has time to spare, and he will if he chooses to dedicate himself to someone.

Wicks's love language is words of affirmation which Lev would give him, similar to Lynette. It's the kind of reassurance Wicks needs as he questions himself constantly. While Wicks would do acts of service for Lev, trying to assist and get things done for him when he can. Wicks wants to make things easier on his partner, and Lev would appreciate it because it means he can get back to his odd hobbies and things so much faster.

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"Realistic factors" (It's a fiction story so this is funny) -

Though, Lev goes on dates with humans, he'd probably want a Drakin like himself in a long-term relation because his species mates for life. Even if their mate passes, they'll never love in that way again.

Wicks would want control in the relationship and with Lev, that's a hard sell. Not that Lev would control every aspect of it, he might be a little at first because of his own personal need to plan everything out, he'd just hold enough power that Wicks would feel overwhelmed and worried. This would take time with trust.

And ha, most importantly, Lev ages slower than Wicks BY A LOT. Every forty years Lev ages up one year. Sorry to fans. Unless there was a way to stop someone's aging/change someone into something that lives a very long time, it probably wouldn't happen. Technically there are a few methods. The risk of death is there. They won't be talked about in Widfali...probably?

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That being said. I HAVE written, but never editted and published a funny joke for April fools about Lynette having a nightmare where Wicks and Lev were dating, get married, and then he eats Wicks in front of her. xDDD

SO, THIS WAS SO HILARIOUS TO READ. Thank you for making me crack up so much. You and your friend better have a wonderful day! (Nonnegotiable).