#I'm nosy as fuck bruh

[hell0mega]

I'm stuck in the bathroom cuz my neighbor is plunging the toilet and if i flushed she'd know i heard the whole thing and i don't want to embarrass her

[sakura-hitomi]

For context: the TikTok was about proving Snape isn't a racist.

A comment said: bruh he outed Remus and caused a new wave of anti werewolf laws he didn’t own up to his biases

Whereas I then said: I didn't say it didn't happen. however, the movies and the books explain it differently. Snape HAD to tell Dumbledore, three students almost died thanks to that idiot not drinking the one potion. In the movies it happened more or less out of spite. but the books give urgency and showing that harry obvious weighed more than a furbal with an IQ of a toddler. I mean, not remembering the potion that keeps a person sane during the change? he's better off jobless

They then said what the picture gave: I like how you ignore.......

Whereas I then said: you know what I love about bs? it stays bs. 😂. that's the most wonderful thing in the world. I color coded every single flipping page of the HP book series. but sure. you somehow fabricated "he was cursed to forget his potion" out of where? Not the original book series of jkr, that's for sure. Well, ill say this in the kindest way possible. I don't fight headcanon fanatics. everything is possible with a headcanon because it's not real, never happened in the og books. So you can take your fanfic brainrot and go delusion someone else willing to scrape your brilliant ideas, dont you agree? Wonderful assumption for sure. 🙄 (Ps: I previously said that Remus being outed in that was was movie but in the books it was different kind of outing)

So, Remus yes? I'm conflicted. I dislike him as a character but I love him in my fanon form. Apologetic, becoming what tougher when his life depends on it, isn't cowering the shadow and etc.

But let's be real. Remus being outed isn't crazy. He did NOT take the one thing that kept him from becoming a blood thirsty lycan like Fenrir. How are people still having shits in their ears? What would you do if you were being maimed but some bitch ass fan said "oh, but he couldn't help it. He forgot uwu"

I'd probably throw that fan with Remus in Azkaban for all I care. He got a chance, with THE ideal potion but bitches it for Sirius. And people LOVE that. He forgot for Sirius for those sick wolfstar fans that shoehorn that into something romantic.

Nothing is wrong with that ship, but people, at least be somewhat realistic. If Snape hasn't done a thing, Dumbledore who can use legillimens like many OTHER (*ahem* discriminating) wizards and witches would've seen what happened if the golden trio met the wrong kind of nosy ass magical people.

This is Remus his fault. Not Snape's, not dumbles, not Voldemort, not Sirius, not golden trio, not de or anyone else matter of fact. Remus Frickin Lupin fucked it up himself.

Remus fans act as if Severus himself made lupin the way he was and get more hate than Fenrir greyback himself. Disgusting fucking fans. Honestly, the characters are loveable without such psychotic fans surrounding said canonically shitty characters.

Remus is a fuck up, he stayed that, and sure, we love our fanon Remus but please don't mix shit up.

[nectardaddy]

Drama Fiend - Jean Kirstein

pairing: jean kirstein x reader, gender neutral, modern au, established relationship

synopsis: this man is messy and will do anything to stir the pot just for some tea, based on these headcanons I made a bit ago

notes: language, we don't hate Eren on this page but Jean is absolutely dogging him in this, silly fic I had in my mind for the longest time, kinda short

"Bruh- who are you even talking to right now?" He asked with a huff, brown eyes narrowing as he watched you type away on your phone.

"Glad to know I've devolved to bruh," you quipped without looking up. Your fingers quickly texting out a reply with a small scowl on your features. "And why do you care?" You asked with a small chuckle, watching as the man tried to sneak a peak at the phone in your hand. Clicking it off, you heard him groan loudly.

"Ugh- rude," he spoke with a moan and nudged your side with his elbow. "You never let me know anything!"

Letting a laugh escape your lips, you saw him roll his eyes once more and sink into the couch. "Because you'll start shit," you chuckled. "And you don't know how to keep your mouth shut."

"I don't know how to keep my mouth shut?" He asked exasperatedly, sitting up from his position on the couch - ready to prove his point. "What about the time you told Connie I pissed myself when I was drunk? You didn't keep your mouth shut then!"

A howl of a laugh escaped your lungs at his remark, knowing he genuinely was trying to prove his point even further, but making himself look more like a fool. "Because that was hilarious!" You choked out through laughter, "I still can't believe you did that!"

Through your laughter, that he wholeheartedly tried to ignore, biting the side of his cheek with a huff to not reply back, his eyes caught your phone screen once more. The black screen lighting up as another message came through piqued his interest a bit too much, and he lunged quickly to grab it.

"Jean!" You yelled, but you were far too slow to react, and you watched as the man grabbed the device from next to you. "Oh god, here we go-" you grumbled, rolling your eyes as he unlocked your phone with a grin.

There was a moment of pause as you watched his eyes read over the messages, his eyes flashing up to you once he finally finished reading. "That greasy little fuck," he remarked, your phone still in hand, "why didn't you tell me Yeager texted you?"

"I was going to tell you after I had thoroughly bruised his ego," you quipped. "But you're so nosy I didn't even get the chance." You truly did have all intention in letting the man know his "acquaintance," as he called him, had messaged you. Eren had simply asked if you would like to accompany him to dinner, a generic request at best but one that lie in murky waters. Murky waters that Eren knew would piss Jean off.

"I'm replying," he laughed out as he quickly rose from the couch, a grin that superseded him. "I'm telling him you changed your mind, and you're going."

You rolled your eyes at the man's statement, if you could roll them any harder they would simply go to the back of your head. "Why?" You asked, but you had already known the answer before asking. Jean Kirstein lived and breathed for moments such as this.

"Because this shit is gonna' be hilarious, babe."

[subarashiihibi]

my thing about izaya is that he's so strange and weird and i love that so much. i didn't want to ramble too much in the notes of that poor person's post but i find the way he speaks and the words he chooses so interesting so let me ramble a little bit. this may or may not even be coherent so bear with me here im just going to speak my thoughts.

ok this got really fucking long and all over the 0place so im putting this under a read more sorry.

so i have volume 9 of the novel in both english and japanese. i only have two novels in japanese and that is this one and yuuyake wo. so i'm pretty crazy about this izaya speech analysis shit. anyways i was rereading thru the jp ver the other day just to compare it to the eng and i kinda realized that like.

a lot of people you can separate their speech in either formal and informal speech right? someone like shizuo speaks really informally and uses a lot of rough, dragged-out versions of words and stuff (しゃーねえ vs しょうがない) and then someone like shinra who speaks in a ton of yojijukugo and generally sounds like a nerd emoji gijinka.

izaya on the other hand rly... doesn't fit in either? i mean sure he sounds like another nerd emoji gijinka but it's kinda different. it's not so much the words he speaks but rather the intonation and his tone...

and he has his moments where he speaks pretty seriously and whatnot of course, but in general he just... doesn't sound very human when he speaks? i don't know if that's a conscious effort or not. is it his attempts at distancing himself from his own individual humanity? or is it just because he's a weird guy? i dunno. but it's interesting nonetheless.

one thing i will note though is that despite his somewhat inhuman speech patterns, it's also pretty...dramatic? to the extent where it's really exaggerated but also very cute and charming. (this part is important.)

i think a lot of what makes izaya's speech so weirdly inhuman is because he doesn't really use a lot of slang or similar lingo that people his age would typically use. i know mikado said in the novels that he doesn't really try to fit in with his age group's fashion sense either so it makes sense but still. he's like an old hag it's so funny. and it's because of that that when he says stuff like 'i don't get all hot and heavy over headless women' or whatever he said to celty it's really amusing to me because like... why is the strange man saying this?💀

another example i kinda giggled about on my twitter when i read it it's not even crazy and i sound corny and cheesy and stupid but theres this scene in vol 9 where izaya messages celty for business and hold on let me just put it as a quote.

he sounds so old saying 'video game' like 😭 idk it's just funny cause he barely even knows anything abt games like bro knows nothing im crying

in the jp hes like 「…ゲーム中なのかい？」 and then when celty tries to explain herself he says 「何を言ってるのか、良く解らないんだけど」 and im rly bad at tling parts of sentences and stuff but just know that the way he words it makes it sound like this gif to me

i love both versions i think the original jp makes him sound like hes so lost and confused (hence why pw gif cause lord that man always looks lost LMFAOOOO) and then eng tl just blunt ass "I don't know what you're talking about." makes him sound like full on hag 😭😭😭

OMFG WAIT I HAVE TO MENTION THIS FUCKING SCENE WITH SHINRA ITS SO FUNNY.

first i think it's funny the translation has izaya say fuck here cause he very rarely swears and i did read this one thing about how he only swears when his mask slips so to me this is like genuine bewilderment that he cant even hide LOL. second why is he so excited to hear about 'whatever sexual fetish' shinra has im crying he's so damn nosy . okay but this is not the funniest part let me add that now.

???

ehy the hell is izaya orihara talking about foot fetishes???😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 im crying bruh i was so flabbergasted when i read this i was like WHAT did he just say? he says it in the jp ver too which just makes it even funnier. this goes back to what i said earlier but i always get so amused when izaya has something to say about sex or whatever cause he's so fucking weird and unsettling why does he know that

(i mean i also get so hard i nearly pass out thinking about izaya tlaking about sex but thats probably just a thing with my heart condition and stuff)

oh also another scene i think is really cute and amusing and funny is back when shinra was first still trying to get izaya to form the bio club w him.

1. shinra is funny as fuck in this scene but also izaya's "Hmm. Can I punch you?" made me havbe a good laugh. in the jp he says 「んー。殴ってもいいのかな？」 which is pretty much the same thing just with the intonation of like 'hmmmmmmmmm should i hit u or not...' sorry like i said im just bad w explaining this stuff. but i felt the need to point it out not cause im one of those annoying ppl who praise the original jp ver and reject translations and localizations i just think it's important for izaya specifically cause i love him and i want to analyze his speech patterns as best as i can.

i was going thru the novel just now for other stuff i wanted to mention and i forgot abt this part but it's so funny.

'Let's not get hasty. Type calmly, please.' its not even funny or nothing i just find it so amusinf whenever he talks like that💀 i will say though the english translation kind of makes him sound more weird and inhuman than the original. that line in the original was basically just him telling her she needs to calm down enough to at least type properly LOL. idk if im just being nitpicky cause this is izaya tho so feel free to ignore that. fwiw i like the eng tl bc while it's a different intonation than the original japanese ver i think if he did speak english it would probably sound smth like that anyways.

this too made me laugh like ??? seriously he is really nosy when it comes to people's intimate affairs. in the jp ver he calls them an 'intimate couple' which just is like .. ok bro💀

does anyone else see my vision of izaya getting cucked by celty (does it count as cucking when celtys the one dating shinra) while he looks sad and pathetic and miserable that he never decided to shoot his shot w shinra back in the day

if i were commenting on the actual stuff going on in this scene rn this post would be a lot olonger and even more terribly all over the place so im just gonna focus on how i think it's funny izaya says 'easy, man...' this is like one of the only times his words are somewhat natural and sound like smth you would hear someone else say. in the jp ver it's 「おいおい…」 which is somewhat less out of left field in terms of coming from izaya but still it's pretty surprisingly normal. i have to wonder if in that moment he's too worried about shinra to care about keeping up appearances.

this is just random and me making fun of izaya as usual but why the hell does he weigh himself after his showers💀💀💀 it's cute and endearing and only adds to his strong gap moe but still... it's strange...

speaking of cute things this is from a volume i forget but he says this one phrase a couple of times and it is just both really cute and also kind of idk... saddening. one of the times i can remember he says it is when namie was making fun of him or something and he replies 'Don't tease me. I'm only human.' or something along those lines and it's like . hm. ok.

i think it's cute he says 'dont tease me' a few times cause eughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (trying to ward off severe brain damaged incoherent thoughts) but 'im only human' is like... are you really? even after you try so hard to escape your own humanity and individual self so much... im going to try and give my thoughts on it here but this is just based off my hc that izaya has bpd so yanno. im basing a lot oif this on my own experiences sorry. i do that a lot. (gestures over to all the posts i make abt fob/mychem fan izaya)

when it comes to just straight up acknowledging his humanity izaya has no problems with this because 'sure, i'm human. isn't that obvious?' is probably something along the lines of what he thinks. it's easy for him to just say that because it's just that. it's just words. it holds no real meaning and shows no true insight into how he actually perceives himself. but when it comes to actually having to come face to face with his own humanity and the fact that yes, he is only human, it's a lot more difficult because now it's out of his control. i wonder also if he has problems with perceiving his own self.

i say this a lot but i truly do believe izaya is so so so beautiful and i love him so much. also i just saw a funny post on twitter so i wanna say this here idk if yall know this but izayas actually a latina hes got chismosavirus❤ ok thats all i have to say sorry for rambling so much

[alwayscryingoverdannyb]

for the tea questions! 1, 4, 11, 15 and 21 - i'm nosy :)

1 How did you come to choose your current profession or lifestyle? profession was an accident. I was a receptionist, then I did backoffice and then I got offered a junior consultant position and seeing as I was overall pretty much fucked I didn't give a damn and said "why not." and then I had a good boss and it made it feel worthwhile to try to get better at it. somewhere along the way the job started to be fun and gave me sense of accomplishment and here I am, a senior consultant :)) as for lifestyle - bruh a ton of therapy. I stopped trying to "fix" things about me I didn't like and leaned into adjusting my life to suit who I actually am. (I'm a 20-80 sunshine-grump mix with extremely low social batteries and fierce need for personal space and time.)

4 Do you have any habits or quirks that others find unique or strange? I actually asked my best friend bc I needed someone else's perspective :D bc how would I know it's strange to other people when it's normal to me? And she said the following: - when I'm really happy about something, I do a small but whole-body wiggle of joy, apparently - I have very specific requirements for temperature regulation (I'm too hot quite often and feel warmer than everybody else 100% of the time. I also takes way longer to feel cold than most people) - I have thick, heavy hair and I put it up in a bun in a very specific way and apparently to other people it's so fast it looks like a ninja trick

11 Do you have any coping mechanisms for dealing with anxiety or fear? yes, I've developed some over the years. when I can't do anything about the situation, I try to distract myself and shift my focus to something else (book/podcast... ideally nothing to do with our reality), I also isolate myself (I rarely want consoling or a pep talk) and go to sleep. and then my brain resets overnight and it's always better in the morning. lots of it has to do simply with life experience - I often say to myself "shut up nerd you always think this and it's literally never that bad." so again. therapy helped.

15 What kind of music do you listen to, if any? there's a reasonably wide range of genres I listen to but I tend to hyper focus on a small selection of artists/songs for long periods of time. like, abt every 2-3 years I have an "eminem month" and then I don't listen to him for a couple years, you know what I mean? but if I go the other way around, I'd say I //don't// listen to anything harder than linkin park, no house, edm, dnb, ska.. and I don't really know the contemporary pop either - no ed sheeran, no taylor, no sabrina carpenter for me. no shade, it just doesn't speak to me. and yes, sometimes it makes me feel like I live under a rock. but that rock is called oasis and I like it.

21 Is there someone who has significantly influenced your life? I'm gonna leave my mom out of this bc that's an obvious answer (and would be like 15k words) but first people to come to mind are two of the bosses that I've had at this job. Possibly first positive/healthy male authority figures I've ever had - them showing trust in me and my professional competence has truly been life changing and confidence building. Also being told "I like you so much as a friend!" by someome who (in my dumb head) only tolerated me, has been a paradigm shift. I think about that moment every time my brain is telling me people must, obviously, hate me.

thank you for asking! I had a lot of fun thinking about these ^_^

[mosspapi]

Bruh I am so sick of being forced to eat all the goddamn time. Like. Even ignoring the ED and OCD and autism reasons, I physically just feel like shit all the goddamn time now. If I wanna minimize how nauseous I am 24/7, I can only really sit down and Eat once a day on a good day and the rest of it has to come in like. Little tiny snacks because for whatever reason my body has decided it just doesn't tolerate ingesting food. Probably because I'm so dizzy all the time I feel like I live on a boat in a hurricane 24/7 and can watch the walls sway when I'm bored and my stomach doesn't realize I'm not actually moving. It's been like this for 5+ years and my parents should know this. But I can't do what I want to because they're constantly asking me or telling me to eat things at the same schedule they do and if I say no they get super pissy or nosy or whatever and it makes my life a living hell even more than being in this house already does and I just cannot deal with that. So I just have to be fucking forced to eat shit when I feel like I'm gonna throw up or when I know that eating the way they're telling me to will Make me feel like I'm gonna throw up, and then act like I'm not in physical agony because of them. I'm going to lose my mind holy fucking shit. And again. This is ignoring the mental health issues it's messing with and Also the fact that they are just fully ignoring my bodily autonomy as a fully grown adult man who has been living away from home consistently for almost two years now. It's a fucking nightmare dude. Hell world hell world hell world.

[harunayuuka2060]

MC: *their mom called them* Hello.

Lucifer: *snuggling against them in bed*

MC's mom: Oh, sweetie. Why do you sound tired?

MC: ...Why did you call?

MC's mom: Oh, yes! There's going to be a beauty pagea—

MC: *hangs up*

Lucifer: *opens his eyes slightly* Why did you hang up on her?

MC: She mentioned something about a beauty pageant.

Lucifer: Hm... Yes. I heard there will be one next month. Are you going to participate?

MC: Who said I will?

Lucifer: *smiles* Good. I will be worried if more demons get interested in you.

MC: I don't know. Sounds good to me.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: *immediately sits up, giving them a warning glare* You better not joke around.

MC: Yeah, yeah. Whatever. *gets up*

Lucifer: Where are you going?

MC: Outside. Make myself a warm cup of coffee. Enjoy myself while away from you as much as possible throughout the day.

Lucifer: ...

Mammon: Bruh, your mom called me and she was fuming mad. What did you do?

MC: Oh, yeah. I hung up on her.

Mammon: ...

Mammon: Oh. Okay.

MC: Do you have any plans for today?

Mammon: Hm. I think yeah. There's this pageant training I need to attend.

MC: You're joining? *taking sip of their coffee*

Mammon: No. I am the prize.

MC: *chokes then coughs*

Mammon: ...

MC: Are the organizers broke?

Mammon: *whacks their arm* You little— You don't think I'm worth it?!

MC: *laughs*

Belphie: *enters the kitchen and sees them laughing*

Belphie: Wow. You two look close, huh?

Mammon: Yo, Belphie. Good morning.

Belphie: *snarls at him*

Mammon: ...

Mammon: What's with the morning attitude, man? No one's stealing your bitch.

MC: Bold of you to assume I'm his bitch.

Mammon: Oh, yeah. Right. He's the half.

Belphie: ...

Belphie: MC, can we have a moment?

Mammon: No, bro. Come on. No fucking early in the mornin—

Belphie: Is your name MC?

Mammon: ...

MC: Belphie, come here a second.

Belphie: Yes? *walks up to them*

MC: *grabs him and kisses him*

Mammon: *his eyes widened*

Belphie: *moans*

Mammon: *too stunned*

MC: *pulls back* Now go back to your room.

Belphie: Okay. You'll see me later, right?

Mammon: *making face*

MC: Yes. Later. Now go.

Belphie: *smiles then leaves the kitchen*

Mammon: Bruh. You didn't have to show me that.

MC: Then why didn't you close your eyes?

Mammon: Because— Whatever. I'm nosy.

MC and Mammon: *both shakes their head and finish their coffee*

Diavolo: You're going to participate in the upcoming beauty pageant?

Maddi: Yes. I will be there to live up things since no one can do that.

Diavolo: ...

Diavolo: I see. Good luck.

Maddi: Thank you, Lord Diavolo. *tries to hold his hand casually*

Diavolo: *moving his hand away*

Maddi: *looks displeased*

Barbatos: Young master. Oh, and hello, Miss Maddi.

Maddi: *smiles at him*

Barbatos: Here are the lists of candidates.

Diavolo: Thank you, Barbatos— *smiles when he sees a certain name*

Diavolo: They're joining?

Barbatos: Yes. It is confirmed by their mother.

Diavolo: *chuckles* I'm looking forward to it.

Maddi: Did someone catch your eye, Lord Diavolo?

Diavolo: Ah, no—

Barbatos: Yes.

Diavolo: ...

Maddi: I see... *stood up* *smiles* I will take my leave now.

Diavolo: Take care.

Maddi: *shuts the door hard after she walks out*

Diavolo and Barbatos: ...

Barbatos: That's one way to shoo a witch off.

Diavolo: *chuckles* Seriously, Barbatos. Thank you. Now, where are we?

Barbatos: I believe you would want to know the details about MC's participation.

Diavolo: Yes. Leave this date for me. Make sure I have no other appointments.

[butmakeitgayblog]

Wow! It's such an interesting thing! (I'm the anon from before that asked about your job). It's kind of a way to immortalise objects! Really cool! :D Do you have some funny/interesting stories? Sorry if I'm nosy but it's really interesting and I'm kind of a nerd :'D You don't have to answer if you don't want to!

Dude don't even worry about it, I'll never mind, that stuff doesn't bother me. But yes lol working with the public brings fucked up stories along with it. If you mean like actual funny story? I once had a couple bring in a painting of them... being intimate, that apparently the wife had painted. And it was rather large in size. Now, I'm not a prude by any means. I'm a smut monster. But also very gay and when you're staring between a dude and a hyper realistic rendition of his lily white naked ass? Bruh 😔

Bad interesting? I've gotten cursed out plenty of times 🤷‍♀️. Over a signed pic of Serena Williams, over a pair of shoes not having the laces tied the way they wanted in the shadow box (they actually came in untied, they just assumed we knew what they wanted), over a woman dropping her art on the way out and screaming that it was bullshit that our glass wasn't shatterproof. People are nuts.

Art interesting? Did a display box for an extremely old handwritten bible printed on actual vellum, written in a language I could not read lol, purple velvet hand bound cover with real gold embossing and edging on the pages with small biblical paintings inside. Wanted to keel over at that one. But I see a lot of stuff so I can't remember everything

[type-a-princess]

Total Drama but it's a vine compilation

Cody: My favorite screamo band is probably Big Time Rush.

Gwen: Oh my god.

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Chef, to a fake dead Izzy: Izzy. Izzy. Izzy!

Chef: Oh my fucking god she fucking dead.

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Courtney: I get complimented all the time.

everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Izzy: On all levels except physical, I am a wolf. *puppy noises*

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everyone who floated away at the end of All Stars: All of the internet teens are like, "Oh my god, I'm dying." As a ghost, I find this extremely offensive.

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Harold, with his nunchucks: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! AHHHHHHHHHH

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Alejandro: Just minding my bu-

Duncan: You got a problem bruh.

Alejandro: ...what.

Duncan: I mean, you so tall you must got a problem!

Alejandro: I'm just sitting here-

Duncan: WASSUP.

Alejandro: Are you tryna fight me?

Duncan: WASSUP.

Alejandro: Are you squaring up?

Duncan: WASSUP.

Alejandro: What's wrong with you. What's wrong with you?

Duncan: ...WASSUP.

-

Gwen: Hey what are you listening to?

Zoey: It's really Indie you've probably never heard of it.

Gwen: Can you play it?

Zoey, taking off her earphone: Fine. *ICARLY THEME SONG BLASTING*

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Chef: I said whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe!

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Sierra, in front of Cody's window: *holds sign that says "you ok?"*

Cody: *closes the blinds* Nosy whore.

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*Duncan and Courtney on a date*

Duncan: *reaches over to kiss Courtney*

Also Duncan: *is actually just reaching over to sip her drink*

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Lindsay: Be honest do these shorts make my butt look big?

Beth: It makes that ass FAT.

Lindsay: What the fuck.

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Owen, to Justin: You have the right to remain SEXY. Anything you say can and will make me BUST A NUTTTT.

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Chris: What the hell are you doing?

Blaineley: I am doing my eyebrows.

Chris: That's a big ass mirror.

Blaineley: I have big ass eyebrows.

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Geoff: *at a dangerous college party* Welcome to bible study we're all children of Jesus!

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Geoff: Bro I had a dream we fucked-

Brody: Bro it's just a dream.

Geoff: Ha gay I wouldn't fuck you.

Brody: You wouldn't?

Geoff: Well I mean unless you want to.

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Eva, to Bridgette: Next time you put your fucking hands on me imma fucking rip your face off BITCH.

everyone else: What did she do to her?

Eva: 'CAUSE SHE FUCKING PUSHED ME

[tamiddyinyourcity]

2:00pm, December 15th of 2019.

Can't even enjoy shopping, but then again, the local Forever 21 changed their entire layout, and H&M finds it logical to charge 30 dollars for the most basic items ever.

"Like this long sleeve? Its forty bucks! Nice dress right? Yeaaaah its 99 dollars."

And the dude in the dressing rooms said out loud that he thought this stuff was "surprisingly cheap".... these shirts are see through and the fabrics are subpar, none of this should be charged this high.

Outside of a disappointing shopping experience, I also got

Its annoying, the transition from "I'm breaking up with you for keeping secrets from me and enabling idiotic and rude ass behavior from your bitch ass friend", to "Yay, hes dumping me, because hes too pussy."

I'm not a total naive cynic, I already know itd be weird dating someone after we both made our own seperate scenes, and whatnot.

Plus, its for the better.

We all know he still wouldn't have made an effort to get his friends to even so much as meet me, considering how everything had went down.

(And thus, I still regret nothing in terms of telling that nosy ass bitch to go fuck herself.)

Anyway.

Got clothes, stuff that'll keep my arms warm. And some jewellery.... its a shame I never got my necklace back.

....Don't know how I feel about Patrick, honestly.

Admittedly I find it sort of pathetic.

What *I* did was definitely to an extent pathetic, but that was more of a "I blocked him so he wouldnt see shit, and his friends I barely speak to anyways; so...."

Mine was "oh look im chaotic and also sharing how stupid things got to the point where i had left him."

His was posting pictures of me and going "she dumped me lol (laughter to hide the pain)"..... even I didn't go that pathetic.

(Still posted pictures to my private spam, but i just said "its been a long ass day", not an odd declaration like that to openly tell all my friends, distant or close, that I got absolutely cucked by my ex girlfriend or something.)

Did I get cucked? Thats up for debate.

Anyways.

Now that I'm done buying sweaters, time to go buy wigs, or whatever else is needed to boost self esteem some more. Get a wax? I dont know.

And if you're reading this, Patrick, you're literally just gonna make yourself feel worse.

I blocked you everywhere for the sole purpose of "I don't need him seeing what I'm up to, seeing the spouts of sadness and horniness and rage, and I dont want to see his either."

Since then itll just make you upset.

I wouldn't go "oh, i am afraid of Forbidden Animals.... let me look at blogs dedicated to nothing but Forbidden Animals."

NO! SINCE IT MAKES IT WORSE!

So stop looking at my tumblr, fucker. Go... I don't know... finish painting your walls, or building a laptop. Go wrestle with Chris, or idk, check out the steam showers and finally mess around with your sexuality I guess.

Why did i say that, now im gonna be picturing it the whole night

He said something odd in the car about how he "doesnt know about seeing other people", as it would "make things complicated"....

Bruh. You're single, and I'm single. And all I can do is not have sex with you, and probably go have sex with someone else or whatever, and not tell you about it.

So... yeah.

God, he's being so weird about this. Fucks sake.

Aaaaaaand not feeling the most ecstatic.

Plus my other ex, also named Patrick, (fuck, that makes writing these posts even harder,) wants to hang out tomorrow afternoon.

I guess thats gonna be good for me.

Really hard to be ecstatic, because:

I lost feelings for Blonde Patrick for a reason; he was just ignoring my texts, "laying with girls but not having sex with them", and it wasnt a great feeling to have a dude have you as a sexy one night stand in his moms car, just to..... not message me after it happened. Plus, he acted so iffy honestly. As if he wasnt in a car crying with me about not being together just a few nights before, with me in his arms. Acted like none of that mattered... And back to partying and my messages ignored for days!

I decided Brunette Patrick treated me better, and was becoming more relevant in life. When it came down to, "Get left on read by the ex who's too busy plowing ass and taking tests to be serious with you, who lives miles away?", or, "Be with the guy who actually plans dates with you, will be at your curb at the drop of a hat to see you, and is actually doing things no one else has done before? Flowers, candy, cool dates, and just overall good conversation?", well...... the answer was pretty present.

Even last time I called Blonde Patrick, I thought "Damn; we really do have a connection"..... and then shortly after, called Brunette Patrick, became exclusive, and talked for maybe one or two hours straight, and I thought, "Hell yeah bitch..... im not trading this shit in for anything in the damn world."

So now that my feelings shifted to someone else, its a shame I don't see Blonde Patrick the same anymore. Its less "oh god oh fuck im sweating i cant believe hes really here", and more "oh.... yeah man, how have you been? hows that dancer girl youve been smashing been? still gonna go half on everything and then try to get pussy by claiming theres an emotional attachment?"

.....fuuuuuuuuucking hell.

So yeah. To an extent, I'll blush when I see him, but damn.... gotta at least make sure that things go decent tomorrow.

Thank god I'm on my period, or I would've fucked either person and probably enjoyed it regretted it later on since neither would provide for me.

So.... I dunno, don't fuck Blonde Patrick.

He's a good guy; he'd understand. Especially after the heartbreak laaaaaast time, I'd rather have a nice night with him and just chit chatting and going home in one piece, than with an absolutely smashed cervix and fucked up panties

....odd feeling of regret or being used, then promptly forgoten about.

I guess I still do like him.

Alright.

2:27pm, time to go back to whatever I was doing. Lifes too short to sit on a bench and mope over someone who's not even sure why they're moping, so like.... go buy some skirts or something.

And last thought....

Not sure how I felt about our other night hanging out.

Glad that we at least gave that a shot. But obviously, things are complicated if I really like a person, and well... they can't show that they really like me back.

And they wont change things for the better.

Or do anything else to make anything about the situation easier....

Fuck you dude.

It shouldn't have been so hard to communicate with me, and so I left you. Imagine if you just spoke up, instead if acting like a relationship means being secretive and acting suspicious as fuck over stupid shit that wasnt even that important of a fucking deal to hide.

.....he was never gonna make an effort with me.

I really gotta stop thinking of this asshole these days.

Peace out.

[silasoberon]

Bruh you're dissapointed we couldn't go, like okay I understand that and I know how hype you were to go but it's not anyone's fault we couldn't. The amount of asanine stubbornness and refusal to roll with punches is definitely a big flaw in you. There's emotions you need to learn to feel then let go and not to dwell on. There's still fun to be had regardless of what's planned or not. Stomping around and moping like a fucking ten year old, not making eye contact, not talking to me when we're the only two people in this apartment is uncomfortable to say the least. I will say at least you're teaching me patience by having to wait for you to get over your own bullshit and interact normally. Kudos I guess for having to divert and re route that frustration into a video game but what the fuck kind of emotions do you have to have them be felt so strongly and intensely that you have to stop what you're doing and distract yourself immediately bc you don't trust yourself not to be a dick? I can still tell you're mad, I can still tell you're gonna wanna take it out on me shithead. Fucking idiot sometimes. You're honestly kinda stupid but I'll attribute it to the brain damage chronic mental illness does to you. Literally accept things in the moment and move on. That's what I'm here to teach you. You'll get there but fucking hell it's a constant battle. Nosy ass fuckheaded shit for brains loser.