#I'm just pete

[hunter-sylvester]

Mental Lords 2022

[release-the-mccracken]

"Anyone else, I'd be a three, but I guess I'm hot for dudes in comedy? Cause it's an ugly industry. My dating life is not discreet, I generate tons of publicity for everything except my comedy. I'm just Pete and I like jugs. I'm mentally ill and I'm on drugs, but hey, I'm still in Super Bowl commercials."

Bonus

[cornerofhell]

Glen I'm just Ken! Anywhere else, I'd be a ten!

Glenda: I'M JUST PETE AND I LIKE JUGS! I'M MENTALLY ILL AND I'M ON DRUGS!

[princessheatherblossom]

Brothers

[cowardlykrow]

Brother bonding(?)

[ricky-mortis]

They're the best of each other!

[almondcroissantsandink]

i've wanted to practice drawing cowboys for some time now and so the daggers have turned in their helmets and fighter jets for stetsons and horses! yeehawwww

[tereladea]

i have not stopped thinking about them

[abovetherainandroses]

“A lot of it is trying to impress each other,” Wentz admits. “I'll write something and think, ‘Oh, wait ‘til he sees this.’ Or I'll get a call at 1 o’clock in the morning and it's Patrick playing a riff into the phone while I'm half asleep.” -- Alternative Press #193 (August 2004)

[shattteredvisage]

pete from patrick's pov makes me feel so insane. what if u were just a kid and u hated urself and u were so mad at the world and suddenly this cool (kinda unstable) guy finds u and decides to make u his little brother & his savior & his rival & his better half & his voice? and u think he's crazy but also the words he writes make you see literal colors and no one has ever been so proud to love u. so u stay and love him back. for twenty years. what then?

[frozen-seagrass]

Morning glow

[judasisgayriot]

2004

[allhailwiggly]

steph: hey grace you good?

wiggly in grace's head: so i have this idea and it'd be so fucking funny you just need to google how to make a pipe bomb right now

nibbly in grace's head: hey you should rip out a chunk of her cheek with your teeth lol

blinky in grace's head: steal her phone i bet she has nudes

tinky in grace's head: where's pete where's pete where's pete where's pete where's pete where's pete where's pete where's pete where's pete where's-

pokey in grace's head: i am actually going to kill myself and everyone around me if the others don't fucking shut up and i'm going to use you to do it

grace: doing great 👍

[thorsonoflesbians]

happy pride to iceman and his batshit crazy twink that produces undeniable results with extremely questionable methods and flirts with anything that moves while driving/flying something that goes vroom vroom

[nomaptomyowntreasure]

I have had my email account since around 2010 and back then my friend a. and I used to send each other hundreds of emails with p2 pictures, gifs, interview quotes etc. all without any source and many of the links are now broken but sometimes I love digging through them still.

[golyadkin]

Something something living with your mistakes Something something period of adjustment