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A Different Kind of Compensation.
part two!
pairing: mike schmidt x fem!reader
prompt: you’ve been babysitting abby for mike nearly three months now. he constantly apologizes for not paying you yet, you constantly tell him it doesn't bother you. one night he comes back from his shift at freddy’s and has a different idea on how to compensate you for all of your hard work.
warnings: 18+, oral (fem receiving), vaginal fingering (kinda???), munch!mike.
word count: this was supposed to be a short dirty work that somehow turned into a 2.2k monster. told you i love to ramble.
authors note: remember when i said i might write smut if i was just so moved by an ask? well turns out my very first ask moved me. y'all are nasty, i love it. mike, of course, is a munch because why would he be anything else? i never, with a capital N, write smut so please bear with me if it sucks. i hope whoever requested this loves it! i wrote it instead of finishing my scientific article for bio so it better be decent hehe.
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The sound of the front door opening followed by heavy footsteps woke you up from where you were dozing off on the couch. You gazed at the clock on the side table near you and sure enough, 6:10 blinked back at you. Mike was finally home. You heard him shuffling around in the kitchen, most likely shedding his work vest and hanging his keys on the little hook by the door.
You yawned, trying to rub the sleep out of your eyes as you sat up on the couch. The blanket you used to cover yourself falling to pool around your waist. Mike finally made his way to the living room, sitting on the couch with a soft grunt.
“Hey,” he said quietly, his voice rough from lack of use. “Abby eat anything?”
“Yeah, a little,” You mutter back through a barely concealed yawn, head lolling to rest on the back of the couch. “You know how she is.”
He hums in acknowledgement but stays silent apart from that, keeping his gaze trained on the infomercial playing on TV. A comfortable silence settles over the two of you. You sit up even further on the couch, leaning against the arm rest facing Mike. The blue/green hue of the TV bathed him in light, his hair was unruly with curls sticking out at awkward angles. He had deep bags under his eyes. Just as you thought about getting up to take off, he spoke up again.
“I promise I’ll get you the money,” he says softly, not taking his eyes off the TV, “I…I just need some time.”
You scoff in mock annoyance, crossing your arms in front of your chest. “Mike, you know I don’t care about the money. I don’t mind doing this for you.” You reply, nudging his knee with your foot softly then just leaving it perched on his lap.
Mike finally turns to look at you, there's a strange look on his face that you can’t quite place, but you give him a small smile all the same. He stares at you for a few beats, you can practically see the gears turning in his head.
“You deserve something,” he whispers, his brows furrowed in frustration. “You do so much for me, it’s only fair.” As he speaks, he slowly moves his hand off the couch to your ankle still resting on his thigh, he starts rubbing slow circles over the skin there. His eyes never left yours as he touched you, a very obvious question in them. Asking if you wanted this.
Heat instantly rushed to your belly, cheeks turning a light shade of red at his touch. You’d always thought Mike was attractive, but you never would have imagined he’d want to be anything more than friends. Since he was already so busy with taking care of Abby and his hellish new job.
You swallow once before speaking, your throat feeling dry all of a sudden. “What are you suggesting?” You ask so softly, wondering if he even heard you. Mikes’ fingers stop in favor of trailing his hand up your calf in a featherlight touch, disappearing under the blanket to seek out more of your soft skin. Your heart is beating so fast you think you might die, the sound of it echoing in your ears loudly.
Mike's big brown eyes stare into yours with a newfound intensity, visibly shocked that you're reacting so viscerally to his touch, his pupils are blown to hell. Chocolate brown being swallowed by black. His tongue coming out to sweep over his top lip.
“How about you,” he says slowly, scooting closer to you on the small couch. He crowds into your personal space like he belongs there. Mike’s lips inches away from yours. He smells like old leather and dust from being cramped in the security office at Freddy’s. Your chest heaves as your eyes flit back and forth from his eyes to his lips. Seconds drag by like hours as you painstakingly wait for him to finish his sentence. “Stay right there while I make you feel good.” He finally says, his breath fanning over your face hotly. You can’t even speak, afraid of how desperate you might sound, just nodding your head roughly, not looking away from his hungry gaze.
Mike’s hand runs up your leg quickly after you give him the green-light, slipping further under the blanket and higher up your leg until he reaches his destination. He rubs you gently through your shorts, your breath hitches sharply at what should be just a simple touch, but you’re still so worked up from earlier that it feels ten times more extreme. You grasp the blanket still strewn over your lap tightly in your fists, it's the only thing keeping you from seeing Mike’s hand at work between your legs.
Mike reacts to touching you for the first time like he can feel it too. His breath stutters out of his chest, eyes fluttering shut at the feeling of your already wet folds through your thin cotton sleeping shorts. “Fuck.” He breathes out quietly, so quietly you doubt he even meant to say it out loud. He opens his eyes again, breathing slightly rougher as he stares at you through his arousal induced haze and heavy eyelids.
Seeing your face must spur him on because he starts rubbing with more fervor than before, his clever fingers applying more pressure making you moan softly. You cut yourself off quickly, eyes darting down the hall to Abby's bedroom door. It's still closed, there's no light leaking through the crack between it and the floor.
"Shit, Mike." You whine quietly.
Mike groans softly at the sound of his name leaving your lips, body trembling slightly with the feeling. Suddenly he wrenches his hand out from under the blanket, and rips it off your lap frantically. You gasp sharply at the cool air breaking through the bubble of warmth the blanket provided, involuntarily closing your legs.
Mike pushes up from his position on the couch next to you, knee walking over so he's kneeling in-front of your clenched thighs. You're still slightly sprawled across the cushions, leaning on the arm of the couch.
"Do you know how crazy you make me?" He asks roughly, putting both his hands on your still closed knees. It takes a second for your brain to catch up to answer him, after a few moments you finally manage a faint shake of your head.
"No?" He asks, tilting his head to the left slightly. "Let me show you then."
Mike grabs your wrist, tugging you closer to him, and leads your hand down into his lap. Your breath catches in your throat when he places your hand directly over his clothed erection, but it gets drowned out by Mike's louder whine thanks to you touching him for the first time. You drag your eyes downward, his dark grey sweatpants leave little to the imagination. He got more worked up touching you than you first thought, if the wet patch forming near the tip of his hard-on was anything to go by.
As soon as you started to rub him with purpose, Mike grabbed your wrist, halting your efforts. "No," He said breathlessly, practically panting. "No, this is for you tonight. Just wanna focus on you."
He let go of your wrist, turning his head in your direction. Both of you failed to realize how close you'd gotten when he dragged you to him. Your noses practically touch when he turns, catching you both off guard. His eyes travel down to your lips, staring at how red and puffy they'd gotten from you biting them to muffle your moans.
"How sweet of you, Mike." You whisper, leaning in just a tad closer. He lets out a guttural groan and closes the distance between your lips, claiming your mouth with his own. He leans forward, gently guiding you to lay back on the couch. His body completely covering yours as the two of you makeout, his arms on either side of your head and his hips slotting against yours, letting you feel the hard length of his cock against your cunt. You moan into his mouth, your hips bucking up to meet his.
Mike breaks the kiss with a whine, trying to muffle the noise by shoving his face in your neck. You bring your hands up to tangle in his curly hair, yanking it roughly as he starts littering kisses all along your collarbones. Nipping and sucking in-between his gasping little moans as you twist and pull his hair in your grip.
He tears his mouth away to stare up at you through his lashes, his lips are swollen and red. “Please,” He gasps out, his hips unconsciously grinding down into your thigh. “Let me eat you out. Please. Tell me I can, say I can.” He babbles, hips rutting faster every second you don’t answer him.
“Yes.” You exclaim as quietly as possible. “Do it, Mike. Eat me out.”
Mike’s whole body shudders at your words, eyes falling closed for a second before he quickly slides down your body, leaving an odd kiss here and there as he goes. He brings his hands up to grip the waistband of your shorts, pausing to take a single steadying breath, then he tugs them down along with your panties and tosses them aside. He stares down at you in awe for a good few moments before he lays on his stomach, right in front of your dripping cunt.
Mike kisses along the inside of your thighs for a bit, licking everywhere but where you want him to the most. “Thank you.” he mutters, tone way too earnest for the situation at hand but you don’t have much time to think about it before he’s diving face first into your thighs.
“Fuck!” You let your voice get way too loud in the quiet atmosphere of the house, but you can’t help it. You didn’t think Mike had lots of experience because of some late night drunken talks before, but he was either lying or holding out. He works his tongue expertly along every inch of you. Every swirl, flick, or suck has you catapulting to the edge way faster than you’d imagined.
It doesn't help that Mike keeps letting out these noises. Small needy whines or deep guttural groans that you can feel. He’s moaning like he’s the one getting head, unashamed and authentic. It’s so fucking sexy.
“Shit Mike, I’m close. I’m so close.” You whisper too quietly for him to hear with his head trapped between your thighs, but it doesn’t matter. Mike brings his thumb up to lightly circle your clit as he laps against your entrance, and you're gone.
Your thighs shake as you release, grabbing on Mike’s hair for dear life as you go through the most intense orgasm ever. He moans into your cunt, working you through the aftershocks. He laves his tongue along you until the overstimulation gets to be too much and you drag his face away by his hair.
He sits up, the bottom half of his face covered in spit and slick. That visual alone is almost enough to get you ready for round two. It’s silent except for the heavy breathing coming from you both.
After he catches his breath, Mike retrieves the blanket from behind his back somewhere to cover the lower half of your body. Your thighs are still shaking as he lays next to you, it’s a tight squeeze but neither of you seem to mind. He kisses the side of your face sweetly, throwing his arm around your waist to pull you in even closer.
You finally regain enough conscience to speak. “Are you sure you don’t want to get off?” You ask, “I mean I can’t feel my legs but I’m sure we could think of something.” Mike only laughs quietly, shaking his head. “Maybe next time, this was about you.” He said, beginning to rub his fingers back and forth on your hip. “Plus I, uh, I already sort of…” He trails off, a flush forming on his cheeks.
It took you a second to realize what he was saying, but when it clicked you couldn’t help the small giggle that escaped your mouth. You lifted up the blanket covering the two of you, and sure enough Mike had an impressive wet patch seeping through his sweats.
He pinches your hip lightly, offended by your giggling. “Don’t laugh at me,” He complains with a smile, yanking the blanket back up. “I couldn’t help it.”
You stifle another laugh to the best of your ability, though your shoulders still shake ever so slightly. You turn your head to press a kiss to his lips. It’s different from the previous kisses you shared tonight. It’s slower and softer, full of a new emotion that you both feel, but know that it can wait to be talked about later. For now you’re both just basking in the afterglow.
You break the kiss first, pulling back only slightly to lean your forehead against his. You both smile at each other for a second.
“Okay,” You give in, brushing a strand of sweaty hair away from his face. “But believe that tomorrow is all about you.”
#baby's first smut#i'm so nervous#don't be mean#i like it tbh#so i actually don't care if you guys don't#i'm just kidding#please like this#love you#crying screaming yelling#micheal schmidt x reader#micheal schmidt x you#mike schmidt#mike schmidt smut#mike schmidt imagine#mike schmidt x you#mike schmidt x reader#fnaf smut#josh hutcherson#jhutch#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#fnaf movie#micheal schmidt#smut#josh hutcherson x reader#josh hutcherson smut
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If I had a nickel for every time Ally Beardsley played a human who, after making spur of the moment drastic life-changing decisions during a quarter life crisis, found out that her not-girlfriend but still very much friend-with-sexual-tension was dating a very rich, very hot almost-princess for clout and connections I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.
#I'm just kidding#It's not weird#It's a great storyline and I love watching them play it#Literally#Guess who's watching starstruck in between junior year and couldn't help making this connection#a starstruck odyssey#d20 starstruck#dimension 20 starstruck#margaret encino#d20#d20 fhjy#d20 fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#dimension 20#fhjy#fhjy spoilers
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You know, I always find this scene so funny. Torin walks so pretentiously and for a long time to Azog, only to fall almost immediately. And, God, is he really so helpless sometimes?? Just look at how dramatically he lies while his wild man fights for THEIR lives. You see, Thorin was left alone for literally one battle at the end. And what came of it? he's dead. I swear, he would have fallen down the stairs in the palace or died in some other stupid way. He needs Bilbo.
#bagginshield#the hobbit#bilbo baggins#thorin oakenshield#bilbo x thorin#thilbo#I'm just kidding#but not really
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People always say this is a bad angle for Miguel, but why do I... it's kinda... the piece of hair on his forehead??
It's a good thing I wasn't there or I would've been like 🧍♀️...🚶♀️...🏃♀️ ...🤸♀️ ...🧎♀️
Like whatever you say, sir, I agree!
#I'm just kidding#I wouldn't do that#I'm too shy to do such thing 😔#on my period with unhinged thoughts#miguel o'hara#atsv miguel#miguel ohara#spiderman 2099#across the spiderverse#miguel spiderverse#miguel spiderman#miguel o hara
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francis x izaack real?!?!?!?!??
Very much
He stole him from her side what the-
#I'm just kidding#Yeah they're canon whatever#Francis Mosses#milkman#izaack gauss#nacha mikaelys#Tnmn#that's not my neighbor#tnmn fanart#tnmn headcanon#albaricomics#The text says “fan of your relationship” fyi it's a joke implying he wants to BE in that relationship with one of them lol
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Raven, on the phone : Damian, I'm breaking up-
Damian: No! You can't! I have your child in my womb!
Raven, exhales loudly in annoyance : That wasn't necessary. I meant the call.
Damian: Yes, sure. Sorry, I panicked.
Raven: I noticed it.
Damian: It must be the hormonal changes of pregnancy...
Raven, panicked : Wait, what?!
#Love can do everything#Love and a magic demon girl#I'm just kidding#Or not?#It depends on you#😉#🤣#damirae#demonbirds#damian wayne#damianwayne#damian robin#robin damian#robin dc#dc robin#robin#rachel roth#rachelroth#raven roth#ravenroth#raven dc#raven teen titans#raven#damian x rachel#damian x raven#damian and raven
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If I don't get an outfit like that on the next tour I will jump on stage and uhm... do it by myself 🌚🌚🌚
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Buck: Do you have a pen? Eddie: A pen? Buck: A permanent marker would be better Eddie: We just had sex and you want to do an art project Buck, browsing through Eddie's side drawer: Something like that Buck: Aha! Found it! Eddie: What are you doing? Buck, writing on Eddie's upper thigh: You'll see Eddie, looking down: Does that say "mine"? Possessive much. Buck, kissing him: You have no idea
#and then Eddie wakes up alone in the room#I'm just kidding#or am I?#Eddie Diaz#Evan Buckley#Buddie#911 abc#incorrect quotes#incorrect 911 quotes#and I think it's obvious where I got this idea from#guilty as sin?#the tortured poets department
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Ahem... so the polls came in. Turns out, I'm the blue one.
Drew this half a year ago but never posted it. Anyhow, it holds up... I go back to sleep 😂💦
#thank you bcbdrums for being our deciding outside factor#it's good to know HE'S the sidekick and I'm the brains in this relationship#I'm just kidding#please don't throw me out of bed#I quite like it here and I've even grown fond of our pesky blood sucking intruder#we even formed a truce#ALSO I FORGOT TO ASK BEFORE SLEEPING BUT WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY SIDE!? YOU'VE GOT YOUR OWN AND NOW THE BLANKETS GOT SWITCHED UP#i took your blankets so deal with that I suppose#Good night#just flower thoughts#flower's sketchbook
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Uh yeah I already have an ovulation tracker, it's called Tumblr
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I hate this fucking old man
#drayton sawyer#the texas chainsaw massacre#texas chainsaw 2#tcm 2#tcm fanart#i'm just kidding#i love this old man#he's my wife
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Aegon is dead? Hello king Aemond. I can get behind a king like that.
in front of him, under him or perhaps on top of him, whatever his majesty desires
#house of the dragon#aemond targaryen#prince aemond#aegon targaryen#hotd#hotd spoilers#i'm just kidding#unless#...
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This is that time of the year where people discover my Dune art so
hello
#WELCOME to the ward#rule number one paul atreides SUCKS and alia is our main girl#lady jessica and leto atreides are the only important thing to ever happen in the books#if you make it til heretics and somehow perceive miles teg LOOK AWAY#i'm just kidding
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Hi Pheo. I know it’s mentioned in the text that the squirrel that stole Amilia’s locket is 1 pound, but I recently found that there was once a squirrel that weighed 30 pounds. Would Amalia still be willing to tussle with a squirrel for her jewelry if it weighed 30 pounds?
If the squirrel was 30 pounds, Amilia wouldn't have felt the need to hold back and would've instead gotten into a full-on fist fight with the squirrel >:)
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The myth of Sisyphus is the closest thing that we have to a Zombie Apocalypse in Greek Mythology (one can hope that Thanatos got a raise after that shit), but then a french philosopher said: "oNe MuSt ImAgInE sISyPhUs HaPpY" and redirected this myth into a completely different direction. Imagine all the lost potential for a zombie movie inspired by this story. 😑
#greek mythology#greek gods#sisyphus#thanatos#albert camus#ramblings#i'm just kidding#unless you're agreeing with me#then I'm serious#zombie apocalypse in Ancient Greece would be a great idea
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*me, on holiday*
My brain: look, it's them!
Me: oh my gosh it's them!
My parents: huh?
Me: Aziraphale and Crowley! They're everywhere!
My parents: ...
The beach: ...
The white seafoam crashing onto the black rocks: ...
Me: I love them <3
#I'm just kidding#My parents weren't involved#it all happened in my head#but I did in fact think this#im so normal about them#im normal i swear#good omens#everything is good omens#its everywhere#good omens season two#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#ineffable spouses#ineffable wives#i miss them
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