#I'm helping my sis with a cosplay

[fleurie3am15inspo]

It's times like these I wish I knew how to use a sewing machine 😅

[tellodona]

i saw anon ask this in my inbox, but i accidentally deleted it 😭 i hope anon would see this !

the brothers seeing mc use sfx makeup

heads up: gn!mc, swearing in lucifer's

lucifer

he hasn't seen you all day, so he assumes you haven't left your room

hm. he has spare time. what's wrong with checking in on you?

he knocks on your door, and patiently waits for you to open it

when you do, what greets him is the sight of you with blood everywhere on your face

your makeup had your left eye blackened out (you just closed it) with fake blood dripping right out of it. and you even took the liberty of making yourself paler than usual

mc. what. the. fuck.

right of the bat, he could smell toxins on your face, and deduced it was makeup

but that still doesn't stop him from freezing over

"lucifer... are you okay?"

"*clears his throat* yes, i am, mc. are you perhaps trying... very detailed makeup?"

he has mixed feelings about it

one, wow, you're talented, good job, you almost scared him, mc

second, the blood reminded him too much of something and someone

"mc... please give me a heads up when you try this... sfx makeup, if you would"

that would depend

mammon

he had a big win in one of the casinos he frequents, so of course you had to know too!

he stomps towards your door and barges into your roon without much of a warning

you flinched and accidentally got lipstick on your teeth, so look turned and glared at him

he SCREAMS

"MC WHAT THE HELL??????????"

you had makeup to look like your face was burnt, and it looked too realistic for his liking. with your glare, it made you look more terrifying

he was shaking in his place because he got so scared-

ehem! the GREAT mammon doesn't get scared, okay?!

still though, you sigh and you should gently apologize to him

"mc, you scared the bejeebers outta me! i- i mean... i was surprised! just surprised! this're the things you gotta tell me, alright?!"

from then on he learnt how to knock. but it's more like slamming on your door impatiently

leviathan

because of the extent of his knowledge in cosplaying, you wanted his opinion on something about your makeup. like the color of your eye contacts maybe

you knock on his door, and when he doesn't answer, you hear faint sounds of a game going off inside, so you took the liberty of going inside

there he was, busy in front of his computer on a game that probably just came out an hour ago

you waited for him to finish, so when he did, you called out his name

he flinched, sighing, "mc, you have to stop scaring-"

he turns around and pales

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

he threw his controller at you, which hit you square in the face

we are NOT forgetting about the fact that he's a literal grand admiral

of course you're falling down on your bum

"m- m- m- mc, i'm so sorry!!!!!!"

literally on his knees begging for forgiveness

after a while, the both of you calm down

he finally takes into detail with your sfx makeup, which looks like you were drowned in the sea and you had tears coming out of your eyes

"maybe gray would look great... or blue?"

he'd help with whatever you need, just don't scare him like that again, normie!

satan

he'd recently borrow a book from the human world from you, finished it in one sitting, and wanted to return it to you

he knocks on your door, and when you told him to come in, he did

you were in front of your mirror, but he wasn't in the angle to see your reflection

"mc, i wanted to return your book- oh."

you returned around, looking at him curiously

your makeup made an illusion where your face seemingly split apart in the middle, one side was crying, and one side was angry

it hit home for him, despite the absolute gore of a thing you have on your face right now

he just wore a frown on his face, making you have a feeling of worry, "satan... are you okay?"

he gets out of his head and nods

"i just wanted to return your book. sorry if i'm intruding on something."

you assure him it's fine, and he debates whether to stay or not

he does, he sits on your bed behind you

"what's your inspiration for that, mc?"

asmodeus

you were asking for some makeup suggestions these past few days which was he excited to share with you

"are you going somewhere, mc? oh, oh! can i come? i can, right?!"

you laugh and tell him it depends

it's been two days since you last asked for makeup suggestions, so he assumed you already have them

he skips towards your room with a happy hum, knocking on your door, "mc~ i'm coming in!"

he walks in, smiling brightly

you were just finishing up, and you turned around

he almost hurls

"o- oh... that's what you've been up to, huh?"

you had some sort of crown on top of your head, but it was broken in half. your face had distorted make up on it, scratch marks all over, broken jewels decorated around your face, and some sort of gunshot wound on your forehead

he walks closer to you, his smile coming back, "can i make some suggestions?"

he immediately got hooked

be ready for an impromptu photoshoot

beelzebub

he'd recently receive a coupon for one of the restaurants he always go to that everything will be 25% if you bring someone with you

he immediately thought about you

he happily walks to your room, a smile on his face thinking about how much food he'll be eating and that you would be there with him

he knocks like once, before he just opens your door

"mc, i got a coupon after winning- what are you doing?"

he tilts his head when you look like you were poking at something on your face with a brush

you turn around to find him standing there with said coupon in hand, "what is it, beel?" you ask

but he just freezes

you had yourself look like you were crying, burn marks all over your face, and you wore an eye contact on your right eye to make it look like it went blind

"beel?" you try calling out again

he shakes his head when he stops thinking and the smell of the makeup's toxins flaring in his nose

"oh... uhm. you look great, mc. i didn't know you could do that."

you thank him, and he went on with the tangent about the coupon

he's desperate in subtly ignoring the makeup

belphegor

it's rare, but somehow he got a nightmare

he forgot about it as soon as he woke up, but he was still feeling a little restless

he walks out of his and beel's room and walked downstairs

he finds your light still open, so he immediately decided to make it your problem

he just opens your door without any prior warning and sees you standing by your bed

he raises an eyebrow and calls your name

you turn around and he was dumbfounded

you black and white feathers scattered around your hair, your eyes were depicted to be swollen from crying, your nose is bleeding, a slice on your cheek, and half of your face was burnt

and it felt like his nightmare all over again

"mc...?"

he was frozen over and you had to frantically assure him it was makeup

it took him a while to respond to you, and just nodded

he slept in your bed with you that night

i had some inspirations from the internet, but most of them are little close to home heh

see what i did there?

[silverfoxstole]

OK. Right. I've sorted my panel photos, which I'll start posting tomorrow (I won't bombard you with them all at once!), so I can get my thoughts straight about yesterday. This is going to be long; sorry! I'll divide it into two parts so that those who want to skip my wittering and just see the pics can.

I hadn't actually thought I'd ever go to a con again; my last one had been back in 2009 and they've got a hell of a lot bigger since then, which sort of puts me off as I don’t really like crowds, and living as I do right down on the south coast they're usually too far away. However, when back at the end of January an ad popped up out of the blue on my Facebook feed informing me that Paul would be appearing at Portsmouth Comic Con (less than ten miles from me) my heart skipped a beat and I started wondering whether I'd be able to go. Of course, there was nothing stopping me but I wasn't keen to go on my own, and I knew my DW-and-anything-else-related-to-scifi-fantasy-etc-hating sister would never agree.

When not long later I saw Sylvester was going to be there as well I mentioned it to my friend P (with whom I’ve attended cons in the past), lamenting that I had no one to go with and not really expecting her to suggest that she try to come down from Manchester so we could go together but to my surprise she did and so the tickets were duly booked. Fast forward to about three weeks ago, unfortunately, and things started to go - literally in this case - off the rails thanks to a driver's strike and then engineering work that meant no trains into Portsmouth for the 11th and 12th and P very reluctantly having to drop out because she wouldn't be able to get down here and back in time for work on Monday. Still wanting to go but not really wanting to do it alone I had no choice but to ask sis to come with me, which she very gamely did and I owe her. Big Time. It’s really not her thing and I know she didn't enjoy it at all. She works in town and made me stand on the outside in the queue in case she saw anyone she knew!

I had been worried about how I was going to react as I do suffer from anxiety and I've not been amongst crowds since before Covid, but much to my surprise I was completely relaxed, even when talking to the guests; I'm obviously long past my 'OMG it's Paul!' phase (thank goodness!) and instead it was a case of 'Oh, yeah, there he is, and Sylv and Sophie (a later addition, and one I'd been hoping for) too.' I don't know whether it's because they're so familiar or I just got used to actors popping in when I worked in a shop near a theatre, but it was easy and I'm so glad! The reflexology session I had in Thursday might have helped keep me calm, too; if you’re feeling tense I recommend it!

I had only previously visited the Guildhall for concerts (sis knows it better as she's had to do presentations to the city council in the past) so it was rather odd to be in there during the day. I have to say that I think they could have put aside more room for the guests as it was difficult to work out who was queuing to see who (ho ho). It was very warm and the setup also made taking photos a bit awkward with people having to dance round each other a bit. We went to see Paul first (of course), and when he clocked me in my NotD cosplay he leaned back, smiled and announced 'It's like lookin' in a mirror!' I honestly can't remember exactly what I said in response to that! Probably nothing that coherent! He asked if I'd made it myself, which gave me a neat opportunity to present the gift I'd made for him: an Eighth Doctor bear and Mr Bush bear.

I think i've wanted to make bears for Paul ever since I put together the first one nearly three years ago, but I never thought I'd get a chance so when I knew I'd be going to the con I started planning. I was originally just going to do the Doctor, and make a Seven bear for Sylvester, but as they were coming to Portsmouth I decided to do Bush as well since I can’t imagine Paul gets a lot of Hornblower-related gifts. Of course, when it was confirmed that Sophie would be there I had to make an Ace bear too and here they all are before I packed them up yesterday morning, sitting on the bags i'd also run up to put them in (not pictured, my terrible embroidery name tags to help me tell who was who):

I'll do some more detailed posts so you can see them properly another day, but I was so pleased with they way they turned out that it was really hard to give them up! At least I knew they'd be going to good homes!

When I gave Paul the bag he just looked at me in surprise and went 'Is that for me? Can I open it now?' and there was a smile on his face as soon as he saw what was inside. 'That's my career! Doctor Who and Hornblower!' He absolutely loved them, couldn't believe I'd made them and told me 'I have a room where I keep all the gifts I've been given, and these are going to take pride of place.' I couldn't wish for more than that! Well, maybe a photo of him with them but it was busy and I didn't like to ask and possibly hold things up. I hope he's found the alternative Dark Eyes outfit that I added for Eight bear as I had some fabric leftover from my jacket; the sonic for that one took a bit of ingenuity!

He asked about my costume again while we were getting into position (for want of a better term) for a photo and commented that so many people are paying someone to make their cosplays now and spending a hundreds of pounds, something I'd guess he finds quite astonishing given the incredulous look on his face when he said it. I could be wrong, but I got the impression that he likes to see what different fans have come up with; there are a lot of people who seem to be patronising Steven Ricks since Paul got his remade costume last year, which I can understand because the man is a brilliant tailor, but sometimes it must be a bit like seeing clones.

Jen took the photo and we were about to leave it there but then this strangely confident person I found inside me asked Paul a question:

‘Can I be cheeky?’

‘Sure.’

‘Can I give you a hug?’

‘Of course!’

Well, if you don’t ask, you don’t get! (says the woman who hates asking for things in shops) He gives very good hugs. 🥰

I did manage to let him go (it wasn’t easy!) and he thanked me again for the bears before we moved on to see Sophie, which involved going round to join another queue in the same small space. Confusing? Yep!

I don't know who here has met Sophie Aldred but you should because she is so, so lovely. Ace has always been one of my favourite companions and I was so pleased when I saw she would be coming. I'd already started an Ace bear with the intention of giving it to Sylvester with his, but of course that got changed and Sophie was smitten. She looked really closely at it, remarking on the little details - 'Oh, it's even got the plait. And a rucksack and baseball bat!' - and sat it proudly on the corner of her table, where I assume it stayed for some of the day. Apparently it's the best Ace bear she's ever seen - you can't get a better accolade than that! (My head was swelling somewhat by this point, by the way. I don't like to blow my own trumpet but I don't often get so many compliments, and never in such a short space of time, so i hope you can forgive me for including them.)

Last but not least, of course, there was Sylvester, which meant another queue in the same space, which was just daft as because their tables were next to each other you didn't know whether people were waiting for him or for Paul. I'm sure that could have been organised much better than it was. In the same section there were also two chaps who had somethng to do with Star Wars who weren't getting much attention at all which was a bit awkward. They haven't gone back today and I can't blame really them.

I've wanted to meet Sylv for years and he didn’t disappoint. He liked the fabric the bag was made from because its starry night pattern was similar to his waistcoat, which admittedly was why i bought it in the first place. When he got it open and saw what was inside he said 'Oh! I'm a little bear! That’s lovely!’ and when I said I'd made one for Sophie too leaned round trying to see it on Sophie's table. I half wish I'd made a set of both for each of them now but that might have been overkill, and I would have needed a rucksack of my own to transport them all; my bag was full to bursting as it was. Maybe if I see them again I’ll give Sophie a Doctor bear and Sylvester an Ace. As it stands I am so, so pleased that all three of them liked something I'd made so much, and Sylvester and Sophie were both also taken with the cartoons of the Seventh Doctor and Ace that I asked them to sign.

Phew! If you've reached the end of this, well done! I know I have tendency to ramble on and I commend your stamina! I'll put the photos in a separate post but I was one happy camper, especially as just afterwards i got another compliment on my costume and was asked to pose in the TARDIS! We didn't stay the whole day as it was hot, I'd pretty much seen what I wanted to (the Doctor Who 'exhibition' was just a few monster replicas, most of which weren't that good, unlike the really impressive experience they had last year for the 60th and which I would have loved to see. And there were no daleks! My ambition to hug a dalek sadly remains unfulfilled *sniff*) sis had developed a headache, but I'm very glad I went. 😀

[plaindangan]

Darumi from hundred line get her wet dream come true! And she get to meet junko!… and junko ?… and junko ?! And another junko?!!!??! (Normal junko, junkmukuro, cosplayed tsumugoo, shinigami)

Disclaimer: R18 material! If not to your liking then please do not view!

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

A shrill, overjoyed, frantic scream pierced through the room and ears of the 4 Queens of Despair...much to their chagrin of their poor ears. Darumi couldn't help it!! Her senpai - her 4 senpai's - were in her room and right in her face!!! And not only that? They were all futas!!! Were they going to fuck her? She was gonna be fucked?!!! By not one, but FOUR Junko's?!!!

She just had to scream louder in joy~

""Gyaaaaaaaaaah!!! Sh-she certainly has a set of pipes on her!!" Junko Enogane said, the cosplayer wincing as Darumi's screams slammed into her ear drums.

"Ughhhhhhhhh, perhaps we shoulda boom-killed this one?" Groaned Shinigami, hands over her ears and heavily contemplating reaping Darumi early.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh~ Such early deafness...such despair!!!" Junko ordered, looking rather unfazed the more the screaming went on.

...

"Okay, I'm bored as Hell. Mukuro you start us off~"

"O-oh!!! Yes, sis!! Leave it to me!!" Junkuro Enoshima said, pulling down her skirt and black panties - meaning, Darumi was flashed with a musky, pulsing, cock that was prepared for this. Walking up to Darumi, she gently threw her over her shoulders and made her way to her bed. Sitting down, she placed Darumi in-between her legs and managed to silence her with a whiff of her strong mushroom. At least, just to make her silent for a bit~

Before Darumi could get her bearings, Mukuro's cock slid into her mouth...and that the was end of Darumi's sanity! Hungrily, she began to bob her head on Mukuro's shaft, getting the first fake Junko to moan to high heavens. "S-she's s-s-so damn, eaaaager~" Mukuro cooed.

And as Darumi continued to devour such a cock, she had begun to sense quite a bit of sexual intent from the other three. She they were waiting with quite the anticipation, huh? Well, she hoped not to disappoint~ As if to prove herself, she began to use more of her tongue in swirling around Mukuro's cock and began to suck her off insanely hard and frantically.

So when the soldier finally dumped down her load, she could turn back to the other three and flash a 'V' sign.

Eager for more!

-

"Puhuhuhuuuuuuuuuuuuu~ Th-that'ssss riiiiiiiiiiiiiightttttttt~ Keep on jerking at my big, despairingly, magnificent, coooooooocccccckkkkkkkk!!!!" cried out the 53rd Junko Enoshima!!

"Y-y-yesssssss!!! Yesss, your highnessssssssssss!!! Anything for youuuuuu!!!!!" An enamored Darumi vowed, lips stained pure white from gurgling down Mukuro's salty spunk minutes ago. But, she wasn't done yet. Still need to work her way up to the main event!!!

The death game connoisseur was as manic in her moves as ever. Using both of her hands, alongside her insane speed and endurance, her cock milking of Tsumugi had the cosplayer sweating profusely and her own cosplay starting to rattle. She was good at acting for it, but her own dick was very sensitive, and it just so happened Darumi coated her hands with enough penis slime earlier to really go faster than normal...

Of course, if just hands to Tsumugi's shaft wasn't doing much...maybe going from 'down there' would?~ A theory she just had to test out as she stuck her wriggling finger into Tsumugi's g-spot...and the results? Why, in a few minutes, she had the Junko Enogane spewing more muck than anticipated~

-

"Whose gonna boom-kill ya?!!"

"YOU AREEEEEEEE!!"

"Whose gonna make ya repent for being so into death games?!~"

"YYYYYYOUUU ARRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!"

"Whose the sexiest, drop-dead, gorgeous, incredibly beautiful, goth-looking Junk-esque person whose gonna fill you up like a goddamned water balloon with her cream?!!!!!!!

"YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Exactly~"

PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP!

On the bed, Darumi was on all fours, tongue out and mind going very much blank from her current position. Namely, the fact that Shinigami was currently riding her like fucking horse. Using the gremlin's twintails as reigns, she tugged on them in conjunction with her hips thrusting her supernatural 'scythe' into Darumi's plumped up ass~

Was Shinigami even a Junko? No, but she looked so much like Junko that the Mastermind of this arrangement just had to invite her along as a sort of 'in spirit' sort of thing. Besides, who was Shini to turn down a good opportunity to fuck some crazy-tail?~ Yes, as her ears were filled with Darumi's moans, and as she felt the fangirl's juicy, wobbly, buns clenched around her dick, she can say she's enjoyed her time out today, incredibly~

...Or better yet? Show it!!! With one last thrust, Shinigami 'reaped' Darumi by pouring down so much spiritual gunk down Darumi's pucker, the fangirl was left chuckling maniacally in happiness (even as her sheets were ruined~)

With a soul claimed by Shinigami, now all that was left was for the main event~

-

"Puhuhuhu, you're such a greedy little despair slut, aren't you? You went through three of my very best soldiers and fuckers. Bending over, choking down, jerking off so many of my girls' cocks- you're pretty much the 'bitch' in 'bitch in heat'!!! You must really, really, really wanted this~ To have your damn heroes validate you, huh?~"

Plap, plap, plap, plap, plap, plap!!

"OoooooOOOOOOooOOOH!!!"

"What's the matter, can't even even respond to your Mistress properly? Heh, and I here I thought you put Tsumugi to shame as the Ultimate Fangirl~ Guess there's only one, true, ruler to being a dummy thicc Dangan obsessed geek, and it ain't you~ Puhuhuhu!! C'mon, my little slutty despair freak: what shall you do now? You're! Getting! Absolutely! Pounded!!! Right from me, your hero! Your idol! Your Goddesss!!! What do you want from her now that you have her attention!! Darumi Amemiya - what do you fucking want?!!!!"

PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP!

"J-j-junkooooooooo~"

"...Yes?" "....Fffffaaaasteeeeeeeeeeer~ HAAARDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr~

"..." A rare genuine smiles appears on Junko's face. "Hah!! Girl, I think I might actually like ya! You're definitely a twisted one! Oh well - I'm not one to disappoint! LET'S GIVE IT EVERYTHING WE'VE GOT! IIIIIIIIT'SSSS PUNISHMENT TIMEEEEEEEEE!!!"

Darumi Amemiya Executed: Fuckfest of Despair!

PLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAP!!! Plap! PLAP! PLAP!! Plap, plap, plap! PLAPLAPLAPLAPLAP! Plap, plap, plap, plap! PLAP! PLAP

Completely without rhyme or reason. That's how Junko fucks those she actually loves. Keeps them on their toes on when a forceful fuck or speedy stream of thrusts was to pierce their body. They'll never know what to expect as she pierces them with her spear of Gungnir!!!!

Naturally, Darumi loved it! She loved each unpredictable thrust that entered her pussy as she was mating pressed by the ultimate Mastermind! She loved how THE Junko Enoshima was leaving an impact on her bod!

And now? She loved how, when she couldn't take it anymore and Junko could sense it, both girls came in near-conjunction! Something that had Junko dumping all of her virile spunk into Darumi's greedy snatch~

By the time Junko got up, Darumi has passed out from exhaustion and too much pleasure overloading her.

D'aww, isn't she so cute? Junko thought so as she bent over to kiss Darumi on the forehead~

"Sweet nightmare, you damned fangirl~"

[dressuproyaldoll]

Sis, I have questions for youuuu

11. what do you consider to be romance?

24. what’s one thing you’re proud of yourself for?

26. fave colour and why?

28. do you collect anything?

38. fave song at the moment?

Have fun, your sib Sunset @pinkducttape

Thank Sib <3 11. I'm not sure how I can answer this one to be honest, I certainly have an idea in my head that I'm not sure how to explain how I see romance 24. I'm actually really proud of transitioning and despite my high anxiety doing it putting together my computer and models. I've been trying to get back into reading books again too because my focus has been worse and I thought it'd help so I'm pretty pleased to read stuff again. 26. Blue but like that very specific icy blue. I blame my eyes a bit for that. 28. Considering most of my room happens to be cosplays, amiibos, and gunpla. I'd have to say they're the best things I have collecting. I would say that I also like to collect gadgets, love game devices like the more known ds, steamdeck, psp/vita, to the lesser known one like the Playdate, which I love this smooth running gimmicky crank device. 38. Uhhhhh, I don't know at the exact moment. I was listening to IDKHow's Gloom Division album on my way home from work

[shalpilot]

OK I SAW YOUR POST ABT KILLER COSPLAY I HAVE LINKS FOR YOU. BECUASE IM ACTUALLY IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING ONE AS WELL

I found his wig and scarf but for some reason it won’t let me up the Amazon link? If you’d like it I can dm it to you if your comfortable

now for his helmet I recommend two different things

cheapest option if it's available- 3D print that mf that's what I'm doing since I have a friend with one, cuts cost by probably like 100 bucks if you have this as an option,

option 2 is EVA foam, and while idk if a tutorial exists for HIS helmet there's some your tuners I used to follow religiously on their work with Eva foam and they actually explain shit. So I'm gonna leave the tutorial they have for the Boba felt helmet they have in hopes that helps? https://youtu.be/BSuEIMpj_S4?si=zhVb1DZdvxWZ51gl

Sorry for this random thing but thank you for coming to my Ted talk and I hope these help you 🫶🏻

AAAAAAAAABWABWBABABA THA K YOUUUUU！！！！！！

[keroradio]

Part 2

They never describe the costumes, I'm guessing Natsumi's similar to the Powered Natsumi outfit and the cat's is similar to her human design, but does Giroro get an outfit too?

I like to imagine he was put in an Alice in Wonderland inspired outfit, or at least has the bow and is going through all of this without noticing it

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723: What is this spoon? It has a bell attached in a weird place. How cute! But when did we get this?

(Cat meows)

723: Ah, the usual Kitty, did you find and bring this? What?

G66: Natsumi~!

723: Giroro, why are you so flustered?

G66: Natsumi! Drop that spoon!

723: Spoon? This spoon with a bell attached?

(Sounds of the spoon activating)

723: W-What is this sound!? It's echoing in my head!

G66: Natsumi!

FYK: Sis! I heard a noise! Huh? She's not here, where did she go? Oh well

N: Nobody's here, is that really true? No, at this time, he hadn't noticed that under the table, standing 10cm tall, his own older sister and Corporal Giroro, as well as...

723: What was...

(shocked noises)

723: The table has- And the whole kitchen has become huge!

G66: We've become small. It's that spoon, when the bell rang, it changed our sizes

723: It's that stupid frog's doing again, isn't it?

G66: He planed to make you into a living figure, and take you to a space figure mania market

723: What was that!? I definitely won't forgive this!

G66: What do you plan to do?

723: Naturally I'll get back to normal! After that I'll kick his butt so hard that he'll never do this again!

G66: It's impossible. Right now our size, and power, has been decreased to 1/18th

723: Then what should we do?

G66: Attack, but we have no weapons... Ah, Natsumi! Hanging from your hip, isn't that a gun?

723: Eh? A weapon? Where where where? It really is, why is something like this- Giroro, did you clip this on me?

G66: Hm? Owough! Could it be a full armour game? Looking closely, Natsumi, your outfit is different from usual

723: How did this happen?

G66: Th-that's it! It could be that spoon, while it changes our sizes, also puts you in a costume so you can be sold right away?

723: So it put us in cosplay for that?

G66: That Kururu, that guy doesn't overlook anything, but thanks to that we have a chance of victory

723: Yeah

G66: Even if we have equipment, there are still limits. If it becomes a drawn out conflict, we'll be at a disadvantage. We'll use our small size to approach Keroro undetected, then take him down in one quick shot

???: Yay!

723: Eh?

G66: Eh? That voice just now was-

KT: I'll do my best too!

G66: Who are you?

723: She's the same size as us, and got an outfit from nowhere. Could it be, you were also effected by that device?

KT: Something like that

G66: I'm sorry you got caught up in this

KT: Not to worry, no to worry

723: Though I don't think I've seen your face around here before Ah, are you a friend of Fuyuki's?

KT: Fuyuki's nice, but I like Giroro

G66: Love?

KT: I like Giroro~!

723: Huh?

G66: edfdg, w-wait, what are you saying?

723: Hmm? To think you have such a cute friend!

G66: You're wrong! I don't don't know this person! I, Na-Na, Na~

723: Na? (1) What are you saying?

G66: Na- Natsu- Na-

N: While he's stuttering, I'll say it for him I! Na- na- na- Love You Natsumi!

G66: A-anyway, it's better to have another comrade, let's go!

723 & KT: Oh!

N: Eh? I thought you'd already realised, this girl is the kitty who was in the kitchen earlier. She's the same one Giroro helped in episode 10 of the TV show. Well, keep listening.

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1- Since Japanese is a head last language, here he's trying to say Natsumi's name, but there are a lot of other things he could be saying, like "I don't know anything about this", the word for "what" also starts with "na", so Natsumi repeating what Giroro's saying leads neatly into her question

[noirleo]

Ooh, are we sharing TMNT OCs? Mine is a fluffy Ragamuffin cat mutant with white fur, pink curly hair and blue eyes. She's a bit tall, plus-sized and is an anxious cinnamon roll. At her best she's a lot like Pinkie Pie from MLP: Friendship is magic, but she also deals a lot with anxiety, depression and some PTSD..

She eventually acquires a mystic item called The Heart of Healing, which heals wounds, cures poison and illnesses, and places a force field around a wounded comrade to protect them while healing in combat.

Over time she learns basic self-defense and takes fencing lessons from Senior Hueso. She has a long way to go as far as being allowed to be in combat, but she's getting at least to the point where the boys and April aren't quite as worried.

She loves drawing, singing, writing, dancing in the kitchen, swimming, watching nature documentaries, reading, cosplay, collecting stuffed animals and anime figurines, taking "cat-naps", video games and cuddling.

She's very physically affectionate and comforting, and loves giving and receiving physical touch and words of affirmation. She gets incredibly flustered when people flirt with her, but she loves exchanging cheesy puns and dad jokes. She sometimes makes art for her friends and likes to cook simple meals for them.

She's much smarter and better educated than she lets on, and will info-dump about her passions if she's not careful. She also really enjoys it when people get excited to talk about projects with her!

She was human before, but engages in some feline behaviors (rubbing her cheeks unintentionally on someone or something to "mark" them, purring, tacking carpet pieces to her wall for her to scratch, being chased by dogs/Gus the demon dog, curling up for naps almost anywhere, and needing to obsessively be clean/brushed/smelling nice).

She does not have a raspy tongue, thank goodness, and she blunts her claws to keep from accidentally hurting herself or others. Otherwise most of her body looks surprisingly human.

She has a younger sister (based on my own sister!) who was mutated into a mystic spider girl and temporarily taken under Big Mama's wing, until a team effort convinced her to leave and find her own place in the city. I ship said spider sis with Cassandra "Casey" Jones.

I'm kind of struggling on who I want to ship her with out of the boys. I'm actually writing a fan fiction with her and to be honest, I love all the boys so much. ❤💙💜💛 Any suggestions would be so appreciated!

I have a strong feeling she and Mikey would at least be besties for resties.

Sorry if this is a lot! I have a bit of art for her too.

Michan, the Ragamuffin cat girl mutant, is the one with the pink hair and blue dress on the right. Her friend Rumiko is the fox girl on the left.

as an older sister the urge to add your siblings into the mix is so real i always add mine in somehow lol

ok i know you said she keeps her claws dulled but, for your consideration

boom. claw caps.

anyways

does she do that thing where cats go up to someone to help them stretch and they raise their arms up in the air? i feel like raph would really get a kick out of that

she sounds like such a cutie, and i love that she’s a healer which is a totally underrated role for characters to play imo

[talesfromsiteredacted]

Not A Date, Remember?

After two weeks of testing that was frankly more difficult and stressful for Dr. Clef than for the tested, being me, I did promise my boss a totally not romantic social outing. Turns out, Clef off the clock and out of his "fear me, I'm the fucking devil" shtick is kinda fun. Just so happens, tonight is the costume contest. In hindsight, maybe '40's noir Poison Ivy was a bad costume idea.

It's been a rough patch, I'll admit. But... I'm holding up fine. My boss is not doing so well. He's his usual self in public, but he's been quieter in office when it's just us. He hasn't even played his edgy 'I'm deliberately playing this to irritate the general populace nearby' jams last two weeks. This ain't the Clef I'm used to.

Maybe if I agree to go with him to this silly costume contest, it'll liven him up. I wasn't planning on going, but I do still have a few old cosplay costumes, one perfect to go with his choice of RE4 Leon in a suit. Ah, here's the boss, fresh coffee in hand. Perfect.

"Hey, Bunny. How you doing?" Geez, even his voice went flat. No good.

"I'm here, so... guess I'm okay. You've been a bit out of it lately. You okay, Boss?"

"Yeah, just tired. Guess I need to start sleeping more or something."

He goes to check the weekly reports, and I try to think of how to ask him. After a while, I finally know what to say.

"Boss, the costume contest is tonight. You got plans or anything?"

"Was thinking of skipping it since ol' COG told me no DoomClef this year. You?"

"Kinda why I'm asking. Kind of last minute, but... I do have something that should suffice nicely with your mobster suit."

"Please tell me it's not the tall ass vampire lady. I have a height complex as it is."

"Hey, I grew six inches, and I'm still shorter than you. Nope. Was thinking noir Dr. Isley. Got the green dress, add some matching heels, wrap some vine garlands and fake flowers around me, I'm set."

"You sure you didn't plan ahead?"

"Nah, would have made a snowbunny costume just for you, Boss." I winked, teasing him. Clef turns pink.

"Don't mind me calling you Snowbunny, heh? Can only imagine the outfit. Blue velvet, embroidered silver snowflakes, white faux fur trim. Very cute. Might just have to have something made for you."

"It's not a date, remember? This is just two friends letting off steam."

"Grr. Okay. So, meet here at 6:30, then?"

"You mean 6:30 exactly, or 6:30 Clef Time?" Clef Time being 15-30 minutes later. But, when you're Site Command, only O5 can tell you off for being late.

"Contest is at 7:30, so... normal time. I'm looking forward to this, Snowbuny."

"Me too. Dr. Rights said you look hot in a suit, by the way. Made Dr. Bright a bit mad at her, but... it's Bright, he gets over this stuff quickly."

That settled, we run out the final two hours on the shift clock. While the time winds down, I text Iris for some last minute hair and makeup help. While I'm pretty good with clothes, I suck ass at makeup. Iris is pro level, she can make even Iceberg look good in drag, a near miracle as he's now rocking the villain goatee.

After shift, the transformation begins. I pick my dress, a vintage swing dress in green silk. I dig out my one pair of green heels, and hunt for foliage. By the time Iris is here and set up, I've got plenty of flowers and a long ass bushy ivy garland. Perfect, pin this to my seafoam shawl wrap, and then it's off to hair and makeup. Iris checks my kit. I notice she's decided to be Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz, a classic.

"Noir Ivy? Wasn't that your Comicon outfit, day 2? First day you were Isaac Clarke, but bitched about the helmet."

"Yeah, but... my date never saw this, so... I'm going with it. The date was last minute, Sis."

"Who's the lucky guy? I know 049 isn't going."

"Dr. Clef." I mumble. Iris nearly drops the foundation brush. "He's having a rough patch, I just thought I should try being nice to him. He's gone though way way too much."

"Clef? Alto Fucking "Gonna Torture You Suckers With Super Slow Smashmouth on Ukulele" Clef? This is a prank, right?" Iris keeps working, but waits to see if I'm serious.

"No prank. He's not as bad as you've heard, Sis. He's kinda sweet sometimes. Bit weird, but we're all freaks here." Iris motions for me to stop talking while she works. Once she's done with the makeup, she starts working with my messy, wavy, blood red tresses. She settles on a simple loose braid, with a white rose tucked behind my right ear. Then, a crown of ivy is pinned to my head. I slip into the rest of my costume, and Iris admires the outcome.

"Gotta say... you might need a chaperone. I doubt even Dr. Gears wouldn't at least take a few long looks. Good thing you're also good with ice, as this look is straight fire."

"Thanks, Sis. You going with anyone?" We pack up Iris's things while we talk.

"Viktor and Sergei. Viktor is Toto, Sergei the Cowardly Lion. And... Alina, the new girl? Tin Woodswoman. We're swinging by Evie's for photos first, so I gotta go. I'll show you the snaps tomorrow. Later Sis!"

I head to my boss's office, half sure I'm either going to be pranked, or worse, stood up. But... to my surprise, there's the boss man, looking like the perfect Leon Kennedy gangster cosplay. Wow. He really cleans up well, he even shaved. Never mind the weird third eye, the Cheshire cat grin that unnerves even Abel, the slight dad bod, or the torture by ukulele... Alto Clef is fine af.

"Ah... Dr. Isley, I presume?" He removes his hat, bowing.

"Agent Kennedy? Charmed to meet you. I wasn't informed you were quite so handsome."

"Nor was I told how lovely you truly are. Will you allow me to escort you to the party? It's safer to travel in pairs, after all."

"I'd be delighted, Agent Kennedy." I offer him my hand, he raises it to his lips. Not going to lie... I might be attracted to my boss. He then places my hand on his elbow, off we go.

We arrive right on time. Dave at the door does a double take, but lets us in. The music is going, a few couples dancing. After we catch up with a bunch of coworkers, we're off in a corner and I get bold.

"Wanna indulge a fantasy of mine, Doc?" I whisper in his ear. He adjusts his collar, nervous. I go on. "I've always wanted to dance with the devil. Traditionally, there's moonlight, but I'm not big on some traditions. So... may I have a dance with the handsomest devil around?"

"Normally, I'd say no, but since you're so charming, I can't refuse." We step out onto the dance floor just as the music changes from some slow drivelling ballad to... "Jump Jive and Wail" by Brian Setzer Orchestra. Wasn't expecting that, but... okay. Little did I know... Dr. Clef can swing. By the time the night is over, we had danced almost all night, and won second place in the couple's costume division, losing out to Scorpion and Sub-Zero. Not even mad, Draven and Jim may as well have stepped out of Mortal Kombat 11, their costumes were that good.

Party over, and we're walking home. So far... I've remembered to behave, and not do what I want to do: just kiss him already. But... now we're just feet from my door. He likes me, otherwise he wouldn't be here. It's clear I like him too. And things with 049 have fallen apart, both due to us nearly overworking ourselves to death. We parted on good terms, but I shouldn't rush into anything yet. Besides, Clef is my boss. If this goes wrong, there goes my career. Still want to kiss him, though. We're at my door now.

"Rabbit, thanks. This was way more fun than what I had planned." He leans in, presses the softest of kisses to the corner of my lips. Just as he's about to pull away, I reach out, and run my fingers through his hair. My eye gaze into his, and next thing I know, I'm kissing him. His hands find my waist, holding me close. Oh wow... never thought I'd even think this... but if he keeps kissing me like this, I'm inviting him in. Before I can though... the kiss is over. He wants to ask me, I can see it in his heterochromic eyes. He speaks before I can, though.

"Not on the first not-date, Snowbunny. Believe me, it's taking a lot to not give in. But I don't want to rush you."

"So... you doing anything on Friday? How about a real date? Dinner, a movie, maybe bring your hanky to meet my panky?"

"Not sure about the last part, but... dinner? Yes." He sighs, then takes my cheek in his hand. "343 knows I'm not worthy, but yes."

We stand there for a few more precious moments, forehead to forehead. Just in time for my jerk of a neighbor Dr. Iceberg to walk by.

"Gotta say, you two make a cute couple. Poison Ivy and her henchman."

"Fuck off, Julian!" We both shout in unison at his retreating back. The door slams behind him.

[unearthlytwilight]

starting this again, I think.

last time: lotta shit happened. Lisa got retconned into an idol, fulfilled part of the Evil Prophecy by singing, and then some jackass tried to blow up the venue and her friends got drained of their dreams and all that. weirdly poignant moments about her feelings as an outsider, too. then the same guy tried to blow shit up again but we stopped him. also he kept calling Tatsuya "Cursed Star" but it's probably fine

I really do like how they handle Lisa. like, considering how they handle the Lovers girls in 3/4/5 I was not expecting much. but wow. sucks that you lose her for the entire dungeon though

also Eikichi clears again. my man. it's that whole "two bickering characters care about each other deep down" trope but it's done well. you never get the sense that they actively dislike each other, it's just that they're teenagers and Like That sometimes

yeah get his creep ass

also we stopped bombing guy again. twice. well we only beat him up the second time but we evacuated people from the place he was going to bomb the first time so. small victories.

but wait! before bombing guy died he said some important stuff about Mr. Kashihara, who was important to the Evil Prophecy plot before he died. so that's a lead we follow up on

excuse me the WHAT. man you can't drop stuff like that and not explain (I'm sure it was explained earlier but. I forgor)

and but so anyway Lisa wants to go to Mt. Iwato because she wants us all to remember some stuff that happened. we get there and find out, through a series of flashbacks, that the gang knew each other as kids but forgot about it. they also called themselves the Masked Circle because they all wore masks, which if you're keeping track is also the name of the villain conspiracy behind the bombs and stuff. at the end of summer Lisa, Eikichi, and this strange Jun kid lock "big sis" in the shrine (so she can't leave at the end of the summer, this is explicitly referred to as dumb kid logic) and by freak coincidence, the bombing guy went to burn down the shrine because pyromania that same night. Cue Tatsuya's Personas awakening and giving bombing guy his big ol' burn scar, which he was really salty about still. fine, except Maya has been acting weird and keeps saying shit like this:

weird, huh? Yukino is off in the background saying "Jesus fucking Christ" to all of this and I don't blame her.

anyway! it's revealed that 1) Maya is "big sis" and remembers being locked in the shrine and dying, and resents the gang for it enough to try and kill them and 2) psych, it's actually an evil copy of her created by the rumors that the party was actually the terrorists, because the real one shows up and is like "nah, go home, man". Joker shows up and freaks out for a little bit, insisting that Maya is dead. hmm I wonder who he could be.

after the fight, fake ghost kid Maya rolls up, explains the deal (she exists because of the rumor that "a kid died in the shrine fire ten years ago", rumors becoming reality, etc etc) and I am left with a new existential contemplation, because fake ghost kid Maya is self-aware that she's fake and talking to the real one. idk man something about that sits weird with me.

anyway! a golden butterfly shows up and we're whisked off to Philemon's place, where he's like "yeah, get that kid some help, man" (and gives you the Prime Personas if you made the right decisions).

we are shunted back to reality only to find, I shit you not, a Nazi air raid happening. I'm not lying, the cutscene is on YouTube and everything. feel free to check. they're going to a place mentioned in the Evil Prophecy to uncover alien artifacts and ascend beyond humanity by killing almost everyone else.

next time: hopefully we don't, y'know, let them do that. that would be really bad.

bonus:

pov: when cosplaying goes too far

[trixcuomo]

KRN vs GNN

Meanwhile at the Kaldorei Rogue Network headquarters in Amirdrassil..

Alessandre: Well, well, well! Sharpen Jadescythe, coming to see me? In my office?

Sharpen: Trixany's here too.

Trixany: I'm wearing void elf cosplay so that I don't freak out you Alliance nerds. *crosses her arms*

Al: Down to the tentacles, I see. Or have your people got into some other vile magic, Blood Elf?

Trixany: Duh, we already have. That's why the Void Elves got kicked out of us and joined you.

Al: *narrows his glowing eyes* Touché.

Sharpen: We need your help for a work assignment.

Al: No thank you. The Kaldorei Rogue Network doesn't waste its time with greedy heiresses overreaching under the veil of corporate takeovers. Sharpen do you really understand what you've gotten into with Haris Pilton Entertainment Corp? Not just your booty-based cooking show.

Sharpen: I know you disapprove, but--

Al: The KRN doesn't do Goblin-style gutter corporate espionage, sorry! Maybe you can take your case over to Shaw in SI:7.

Trixany: He already said it was beneath him and we should go to you.

Al: Grrr... the answer is no!

Sharpen: Hold on, Trixany. This is my assignment. *leans over the desk, growling back* Will you at least hear me out, first?

Sharpen: For delicate reasons I'm about to explain in full detail, we need to instigate a civil war in the Horde! One of their members, a dracthyr, has been acting without valor.

Al: So?

Trixany: *nudges Sharpen* Wrong trigger word.

Sharpen: Oops! I mean, Kennethstrasz Burnside wants to act without valor, and hurt our trees--

Al: Our trees? Rwaaarr! Elune adore! HAIL TO THE NIGHT!! *rips his shirt*

Trixany: Okay so first order of business? I need you hottie Alliance spy guys to give me a full list of these shirt-ripping trigger words that I can use on dates.

[tiredpaledoll]

___WIEIAD vlôg ___🖌️

Being busy it's good.

Today I woke up earler than the other days in this week and breakfast (omad again I'm obsessed) breaking a 23h fast.

Then eat the oats I think, the peach flavor no fit with a oatmeal, like it's not bad but I prefer eat peach apart.

And usually I don't drink coffee w milk but today I did cuz I wanted to 🚽, and it works.

And again I lose!! I'm -1kg, wow if tmrw I'm woke in 54kg it's gonna be a cheached goal finally, so close to my lw, I know I can but for not die in this weekend I'm gonna eat restricting as normal. I hope to not gain.

So today I was veeery busy, doing the Sf cosplay and helping to my friends for the tomorrows anime convention AHH IM SO EXCITEED FOR THIS.

I too clean my house, and bro I did 25k steps today. In my house. So busy pvssy.

(Im a comedian ass sorry)

So if you're bored, clean your house or your room and burn some cals.

And yas I didn't work out fvck. I really wanted to, I'm so stupid for the calorie deficit but yeah I can do it.... Maybe.

Thinking in this moments, is not difficult to me h1d3 st4rv1ng from my parents, like an actor or like you did eat, they don't notice, or is it cuz they're so busy in them work or phone? And my sis is happy cuz she can eat more, is her choice I don't obligate her. Its good I guess.

Well that's all, thx for read this not healthy and not tutorial and not recommend sh1t.

Take care, drink lots of water and see y'all.

[lonespektr]

OCTOBER 4TH HORROR WATCH

No one will save you (2023)

Farm house big one in the middle of nowhere

Scenic white girl plain flower dress

Ring of dead grass

Drives past age appropriate white guy waves, he ignores he to

Mailed gift via post in a literal one main street town

Sitting on moms grave

Oh not on property - is a small grave yard

Continues to wave awkwardly at funeral goers?

Now we are hiding from

Maudes cops parents?

Mailman is very bad at his job

No dialogue

Old time house old time clothes old time music

Writing letters

Kitchen phone legit avocado corded

Immediately hung up as it rung

Maude is a BFF

Literal moo moo gown like vintage

Guilt and shame in the letters in her hiding from towns people

Unsettling music shift

Loud bang middle of the night

Oh shizz front door is open

Bells?

Footsteps?

If only the house wasn't a hundred years old a creaky door would be out of the question

Tiny person ran past the ?? Behind a semi transparent wall like a toddler gait

Was some clicking like echo locations

Running through the house chaotically

It's doing a good job with the tension because she keeps hiding so we cant see anything

But it's also extremely childlike and comical because it's humorously chaotically running through the house making silly noises and it's like 3.5feet high

Under the bed it's little feets are basically hands

Curling iron will save you

This genius saw the thing bail out of the second story window closed the door

And then...

I guess this makes sense if you are treating an alien like a wild boar that got loose in your home and not a sentient being with space travel capabilities

Electricity goes haywire again

As obvs the thing (probably more than one) are still on the property

No excuse for why she doesn't have a cell phone except for she's clearly cosplaying the fifties and she lives in the middle of no where so no service

Finally get a semi close up creature is very claigrey alien

Two extra long pointer fingers

Boom door smack

This one is taller

Ooo telekinesis that's difficult

Ooo broke her little model doll house, undoubtedly the only thing holding her sanity up in isolation

Lifting she's off the ground it's pulling her towards and shard of furniture through the head that's right you busted her little dolls

Down it goes, one and done

Hard to recover from a steak through a big squishy head

Ooo shock stayed there till morning

It's still down .not decaying apparently

She got glass in her foot

All electronics are off water is running she's goes back inside as car doesn't start

MY GIRL SIS she's living in hard denial

If you don't walk into town and bury that body outside somewhere

Mam the corpse is still in the home okay she biked at least

Ohh poor mr mail mana truck flipped on the road

Neighbor ( relative for the country probably few nlocks to a mile away) house is turned up too

Small town she's not talking to anyone on the way

Town hates her

Ooo lady spit on her wife of cop

She leaves police station

Literally the defiyot conflict avoidant my child would rather face an alien alone than talk to the towns people and face her guikt

I'm sure she killed someone on accident or something small town drunk driving?? Drugs??

She just goes and cries against a brick wall

Okay finally got something a greyhound bus

Still hat and sunglasses deep shame

Imagine being more afraid to face what you have done. Whatever it was than a literal alien abduction

Oh shizz it's a body snatcher thing i would say why her but 1 her property was marked 2 she ganked one of them

I'm sorry is this the fucking you tube/tick tock music guy??

2 body snatched

Solid uh Zombie adjacent body twiches

SIS you are running away from the bus with the people to be alone in the woods

Other real people were on the bus not just the two body snatched why didn't the driver radio for help?

A church

Locked?????????????

The doors of the church are always open??

She's literally locked out of heaven for her crimes same church near that tiny ass grave yard

It's maude

She did in fact kill maude

It was ten years ago and how by what method

Shes a track star shes been running miles at this point

Some clouds are chasing her

Back to the ranstacked neighbors

They're all standing up in a group and looking up directly at the sun/clouds with one hand up

Now the neighbor boy looks at her

You alerted the group babes

Why back to the house

The alien is decaying now but it's also clear there's a parasitic component

The towns people have something logged in their throat and something slimey came out of the aliens throat

Possibly suggesting that alien could have been human or another species and the parasitic thing turns anything it finds into a gray

Peak white person move following the slime trail outside

No dice apparently so house preparations

Nails and fire home alone style

It's night now and that didn't do much because

Well telekinesis dis

Nice shit of aliens retrieving the body

Almost akin to a funeral procession with invisible paul bearers

There's a theme here of her not talking

I'm emphasizing again that this is a completely dialogue-less film there are sound effects and she screams but no words

the aliens not having a clear communication that's auditory - seriously it's not like oh their language is clicks and grunts

They do not seem to have a language at all auditory range

And the towns people who got body snatched having something in their throats

Another alien (literally chilling curiously at her) disarmed her scissors but then took her little photo from the shelf

Now she mad again

That's the girl she killed her bff n her in the photo

Another alien a little one attacked her

A light tractor beam thing

Anyways i was saying themes around shame silence and being unable to speak to ask for help

Okay she skewered the little one gorl gorl girl

These things have telekinesis but no body strength and they are really mushy i think you should just hand to hand combat girl

You winning they got no muscle mass sis

Woah

How funking big is this lanky mother fucker outside

They are all sizes apparently

Toddler size, baby size, human size, house size, i should say height because they all still have gawky skinny limbs and mushy bodies

This guy is literally doing air traffic control to get this ship to land

I'm sorry this is hilarious perfect beat of scary and silly

Wait did the house sized one just like fall out like have a seizure

They aren't smart

Well the basketball player (if they never ate food) height one seemed like chill he just sat down stared at her until she screamed then he threw a desk but he stole her scissors and he could have stabbed her with them then he just looked at her picture like everyone else is attacking and he's visting???

The light tractor beams keep coming and taking the dead bodies

She offed the big one cause it wasn't very bright and got it's fool self stuck in the vehicle and she lit in on fire

Here comes the nice visting one

He opens the door cautiously and now He's looking at her photos

Babes this one hasn't done anything to you yet don't be racist

I mean besides a b and e but you did kill their homie

She tries to attack from behind but hes not the one flicks a finger and she flies through the wall

Their eyes are like star dust

They remodeling her house???

Tractor beam got her

Note this beam is red

I think all other beams have been blue

Whup alien floats up on ceiling towards her and yes it's a parasitic type thing that the thing vomited and floated into her mouth it was cute like a sea anemone they made a choice to make all these creatures a bit silly

This is the lead rapey version of a thing forcibly going into a woman's mouth as i have ever seen in a horror film

She woke up and everything is fine and her house is back to normal

And maude is alive!!!

And she speaks

I'm sorry maude

Now she puts her whole fist inside her mouth and pulls out the parasite i guess it wasn't latched yet

In addition to being the least rapey she pulled it back out of her own accord bonus points for that

It's also obviously jinn type so people wouldn't want to pull it out

The tractor beam is taking that thing

Nope it's cloning her with the dna pull from the sea anemone and now it's after her damn they make bodies quick

It stabbed her twice in the gutt

Ooo but she slit it's throat with her little safety cut knife (we already saw her tool up as best she could)

And shes now vicariously killed herself

So is this penance for maude complete?

Nope here come this tree sized motherfucker DAMN can sis get a break

Nope they zapped her up into the ship

Insert greg from into the garden wall quote " you gave beautiful eyes"

The one that was visiting in her house touched her head in the ship

It's a bunch of them there though

Oh shizz the flash back

What happened to maude??

Argument mauge pushes her

Oooo shit she bashed maude with a rock FUCK that's pretty dark

They are young but not NEARLY young enough to have this poor emotional regulation skills jeeebUS

This her later trying to write maude letters for a decade ???

Now she's reaching out to her younger self to forgive herself

Looks like they might have pupils after all

The curious ones actually do have language and they are discussing her memories

The ship appears semi sentient and they are talking to it there goes that humor again the ship literally dropped her back out the sky with a thud onto asphalt when it's literally grass every where but that one street

Aliens literally said we ain't taking no child murder into our ranks and dipped??

After an EMDR session???

She has a more modern look now as if she's no longer trapped in the time warp of the past

What about the rest of the town

Oh creepy synched waving / house clean up

At the neighbors now she's dancing with the neighbor boy

Everyone got stepforded?

Dance number

No still kinda old timey dress

Okay now the aliens leave after giving everyone forcible EMDR sessions like an episode of doom patrol this was just that season finale of doom patrol

Humor delightfully weird 3.7 stars 🌟🌟🌟⭐

Tomorrow is talk to me by popular vote

[bimbo-writer]

No Nut November

These are my personal head canons on if they would lose NNN or pull through.

Riddle

Ok so this man would win because I'm pretty sure he doesn't know what it is. The man was sheltered his whole life, and even if he did know what it was I doubt he would lose.

Trey

I feel like if you provoke him enough he would fold but otherwise he would get through it no problem. If he sees your skirt is just a bit too short showing off your panties then he might but what really sells it is when your being domestic and teasing.

Cater

I think he would lose only because this man is on magicam 24/7 he's bound to have seen some kind of scandalous pics. All you have to do is just find one of those photos and do the same and he folds like a lawn chair.

Ace

Yes he lost. It's not his fault that you wanted to try on his dorm uniform and it just so happened to hug all the right curves. He couldn't help wanting to see you covered in his cum <3.

Deuce

So we all know from the first chapter that he's kind slow and naive but I feel like he would win because he would think of it as just another obstacle to being a great mage.

Leona

Yeah he failed. I whole heartedly believe that if you where in a relationship with this man that if he wanted you he wouldn't care about location or time. He definitely forgot about the challenge and just fucked you without a care.

Ruggie

He passed but barely. He purposely kept himself busy as to not lose but towards the end he was running out of excuses and almost folded.

Jack

He surprisingly lost, however it wasn't his fault that when you where cleaning around his room you got stuck. The poor boy happened to see and couldn't hold it in any longer.

Azul

Yeah he lost not because he's horny no he lost because this is most likely his first relationship and when you brought up the challenge he'd go red. He couldn't stop thinking about you after and just gave up on the challenge.

Jade

He won. There is no real reason to why he won he simply just avoided your advances when you tried to provoke him. However trust and believe that once that clock strikes 12 he's getting back at you.

Flyod

Theres no telling with this man his mood changes so much he could go either way. However if you tease his enough and then leave him like that he'll be folding quick.

Kalim

He won, he won because any time you tried tarsing him he wouldn't understand what you where talking about. Went the whole month without a clue and only realized what was happening afterwards.

Jamil

He lost, he lost because this man is worked to death 24/7 and he just needed a way to relieve his pent up stress. It's not his fault you just so happened to stop by when it was bad.

Vil

He actually lost. When you told him about the challenge he thought it was stupid but then decided to give it a try. What he did not expect was for his partner to be wearing black lace lingerie after a stressful photoshoot.

Rook

Yeah no he lost too. He just couldn't help that your so beautiful and stunning, when you told him of the challenge he thought it would be fun. However he sis not think you would.go out of your way to purposely make it difficult for him.

Epel

He won there wasn't really a whole lot with this one he simply told you he was too busy. He actually was busy studying for his exams and didn't realize what you where trying to do at first.

Idia

This man lost hard. He really thought he could last the whole month, he only lasted a week. He knew of the challenge already and figured he would try but when he walked in on you cosplaying as his favorite video game character he folded.

Malleus

He easily won because he's never around half the time so this was a walk in the park for him.

Lilia

He also won but he's actually around more so it was a little harder for him. He's an older man so he has some experience with these kinds.of things and wasn't easily tempted.

Silver

He won because half the time he was asleep and didn't know what was going on or what you where doing.

Sebek

He won because he dosen't talk anything other than malleus 24/7 so this was easy for him. At one point you said "why dont you just hit that bussy is your such a simp". He didn't understand what you ment and lilia couldn't stop laughing.

[panicattheattic]

Lilith = MC

AU Headcanons

Getting to know you again

Lucifer

Lucifer was the tough-love older brother.

...With everyone except for you that is.

After vowing to always love Lilith and then almost killing you more than once...

He felt more than a bit guilty.

So expect to be coddled.

You had spent your only alone time before this whole Lilith thing came to light drawing.

Just doodles and sketches.

The only one that had noticed before was Mammon since he was practically your babysitter.

But now Lucifer had noticed too.

And nothing you could do would stop him from displaying your drawings proudly on the walls if you ever gave him one.

He also liked to spend time with you listening to his record collection.

Chilling in his room while listening to music together, him working while you were drawing, was your go to bonding activity.

But don't expect this to mean he won't lecture you.

He's definitely lecturing you.

Especially now.

"Do you know how unsafe that is?"

"Never go there by yourself again."

"Get down from there MC, you'll break something."

"Do not make me repeat myself. You are not allowed to drink Demonus... I do not care if it does not affect you."

But still you were the only one who could get away with pranking him, so there was that.

Mammon

He was already over protective of you before finding out you were his sibling.

Now he acts like your personal guard dog.

But don't make the mistake of calling him 'Cerberus' again.

He was not pleased.

He buys you so many things at first that you start to wonder whether he's sick or something.

Eventually he calms down and stops.

In reality he got his credit card frozen again.

But still he'd do anything for you.

He won't admit it, but he loves you so much he couldn't even put it into words if he tried.

He loves the person you've become and he's so proud of you.

He's also always helping you out whenever Lucifer is about to lecture you.

If anyone can reason with Lucifer in those cases, it's him.

You keep asking him to serve as a reference for your drawings.

Posing characters in drawings is hard , ya know?

But he's an expert at modeling.

And he's not going to say no to spending more time with you.

After all, he's the first one who made a pact with you so

"I'm obviously the best big bro, right?"

He drags you into childish prank wars.

You were pretty sure he let you win though.

Probably because when he did win, your other brothers would glare at him for days.

Leviathan

"Can you draw Ruri-chan in a flower field?!"

"Can you draw the characters of TSL?!"

"OOOH, CAN YOU DRAW MY HENRY AS THE HENRY?!"

He'd pay you of course.

Unless it was a present or something.

You kept staying up watching anime late a night.

You missed school a couple of times because you ended up sleeping in.

And whenever you would watch a really good anime together the amount of cosplays Levi wanted to make for you was ridiculous.

Not that you minded.

Roleplaying anime and manga characters was so fun.

You could basically spend days locked together in his room or yours without getting bored or even noticing the passage of time.

And don't even ask about videogames...

If you start a good video game, no one else will see you both until you beat it.

Levi also helps you whenever you get pain from drawing too much.

Being a gamer, he's experienced similar types of pain.

He's got you covered.

You also casually mentioned taking him to Comic Con in the human word once.

Now you have to do it.

He'll "die" if you don't.

Expect to win first place at any cosplay contest in the future.

Levi won't accept anything less.

"You aren't dressed as Henry."

"You ARE Henry."

Satan

He was the most relaxing of your brothers to be around.

He found you relaxing to be around too.

He enjoyed telling you all about Lucifer's embarrassing secrets and about all the pranks he'd pulled during the years.

You also were there for each other whenever you felt self conscious about not being your own person.

You both liked sitting in the library in silence.

He read while you drew.

It was very peaceful.

One time you got really bored and started sketching him.

Then you got even more bored and added cat ears.

He saw before you could hide it.

He was speechless.

He was understandably flustered.

But he loved it.

He loved it so much.

You gave it to him and you're pretty sure he keeps it safe with his favorite books.

He's also the one you go to when you can't sleep for random reasons.

He doesn't mind you waking him up.

That just means he gets to read you a bed time story.

No, he doesn't care if you feel childish.

He will tuck you in and read to you and you will like it.

Asmodeus

Sugar.

Honey.

Sweetie.

Gumdrop

Give me your hand.

I'm painting your nails.

Whether you liked it or not, you were going to look your best.

Asmo would not allow you to feel like anything less than royalty.

You were his little sibling.

And considering his other little siblings would never let him...

He needed someone to dress up and put makeup on.

He designed so many outfits for you that it made you feel bad for Levi, knowing he'd have to be the one to sew them together.

You pretty much had your own "original Asmo" clothing line wardrobe.

And he also loved all your drawings.

Especially the really cute ones.

"Ooh~ Draw me next!"

He believes everything about you and your appearance is perfect.

He will not allow you to shame yourself in any way.

He will go as far as dedicating entire days to making you feel good about yourself.

And if anyone ever dares insult your looks or your body...

Well.

They dead.

Asmo will find them.

^w^#

Beelzebub

Took him a while to explain why he was acting weird around you.

You had almost forgotten that he blamed himself for Lilith's death.

Honestly, you didn't blame him.

The Lilith part of you never blamed him either.

He was still upset.

So you asked Lucifer for money and took him out to eat.

He still wasn't acting like himself, but at least this gave you an opportunity to talk to him.

You reminded him that you would have made the same decision had you been in his place.

And your were happy he made that decision.

You wouldn't be you if he hadn't.

Slowly but surely, he loosened up.

And then proceeded to eat the restaurant's entire stock.

Whenever he started feeling bad again you would hug him and try to take his mind off of it.

You couldn't help the way he felt, but you made sure he knew you didn't agree with him beating himself up about it.

He brings you food all the time.

If you say your aren't hungry, he'll still bring you food.

If you insist, then he'll sit beside you and he'll eat the food.

You love sharing giant bowls of lava cake and ice cream, even if Beel ends up eating most of it.

Belphegor

Of course it was all still very awkward.

Belphie was still coming to terms with how different you were from Lilith.

And the times you acted exactly like Lilith threw him off.

You'd think you would spend most of your time together sleeping, but actually most of your time together is spent making art.

You gave Belphie one of your drawings as a show of good will.

You didn't want what had happened in the attic to shape your relationship.

(Even if it was still hard to let go...)

Once Belphie realized that you liked to draw he figured it could be a good bonding experience to draw together.

You do your best to cheer him on.

You didn't think his drawing was that bad despite what the others had said.

He also started teaching you how to make plushies.

As you grew closer, he also grew clingier.

It wasn't too much of a bother, but you could see him pout whenever you hung out with someone else.

Those nights he would inevitably cuddle with you to sleep.

He still slipped up and called you Lilith sometimes, but you always tried your best to wave it off.

You weren't as close as him as your past life had been, but you were getting closer.

Diavolo

Lucifer talks a lot about his family in general when he's alone with Diavolo.

But when it comes to you?

Oh boy, has Lucifer told him everything.

Diavolo has started regarding you his little sibling as well.

You're constantly being invited over for tea.

(Which makes you terribly anxious but you agree nonetheless.)

He dotes on you so much it's like having a second Lucifer... Who's the complete opposite of Lucifer.

He refuses to go into detail about your rebirth and has told Barbatos to not tell you anything either.

Diavolo also sees you as the embodiment of what he's trying to accomplish.

You're a human who was once an angel and has 7 demon brothers.

If that's not proof of how well the three realms can coexist, he doesn't know what is.

Barbatos

Of course, he's the once preparing the tea whenever you come over.

He also seems to be aware of how uncomfortable social situations like those make you.

Diavolo remains oblivious to your discomfort, but Barbatos always comes to the rescue.

To be completely honest, Barbatos still scared you a bit.

And you swore he knew.

And you SWORE he was enjoying it.

He'd come up behind you and start speaking.

You'd nearly jumped out of your skin a few times.

Maybe it was just a coincidence, because you were naturally jumpy.

But you were also usually on alert because of that fact, so him being able to sneak up on you so consistently without actually trying to was suspicious.

You didn't believe it.

You were keeping an eye out for him from now on.

Simeon

The difference before and after he found out you were Lilith was minimal.

He still babies you terribly.

He will unapologetically steal you away from your brothers.

If you didn't know any better you'd think he was trying to claim you as his sibling instead.

You were with Levi when you both found out that it was Simeon who wrote TSL.

In the midst of Levi's fanboying he blurted out that you'd made fan art.

"Tons" of it.

You were planning on killing him for that later, but now you had to deal with Simeon pestering you about wanting to see your art.

You were not going to show him your art.

Did he want you to die of embarrassment?

You couldn't just show the creator of TSL your fan art.

Specially not anything relating to ships.

But then he had to go and say: "It's a shame. I have been looking for someone to illustrate the special edition of the books that's releasing for the anniversary..."

Evil.

You saw evil behind that innocent smile of his.

You were so grateful when he actually liked your art.

(You still weren't showing him the ships. That was not happening.)

You couldn't help but feel he definitely had better choices for an illustrator than you, but he insisted that wasn't the case.

You spent a lot of time with him just gushing about how good his writing was and trying to figure out how he seemingly wrote about events that hadn't happened yet.

But he wasn't planning on revealing that anytime soon.

That was a closely guarded secret.

:)

Luke

Any pent up frustration you get from having your brothers overly doting on you gets directed into Luke.

Luke is going to get the best big sibling whether he wants it or not because dang it you need to pay the love forward somehow.

You buy him stuff.

You send him recipes.

You even help him bake.

But when you do help him bake is when the sibling roles seem to flip.

Luke is obviously nearly a master at baking so he's in charge when making sweets.

But then again, he'd probably reprimand you for eating raw cookie dough regardless of his authority over you.

"MC! You'll get sick!"

When your brothers start calling him a chihuahua you defend him.

"Guys, he doesn't like it when you call him that."

This is one thing they don't seem inclined to listen to your opinion on, however.

You can't completely blame them.

You have to stop yourself from calling him that too.

Not to mess with him, but because you think it's cute.

You may or may not have drawn a lot of Luke chihuahuas in your sketchbook though...

Solomon

When you finally managed to evade your brothers and go hang out with Solomon he had so many questions.

You answered all you could, but there were things you couldn't answer like the exact "how?" of you being Lilith.

You told him he'd have to try to ask Diavolo and by the mischievous spark you saw in his eyes you knew he would.

You didn't want to be unfair to the other people in your life, but you loved spending time with Solomon.

It wasn't necessary better than spending time with anyone else, it was just different.

It gave you a weird tingly feeling.

And Solomon clearly liked spending time with you too, given the fact that he was usually the one asking you out.

As friends, you know.

You felt really calm around him.

You felt like you could be yourself completely.

Probably an added effect of having him know your dreams.

It was imposible not to feel closer to him after he saw the products of your subconscious mind and he still accepted you.

And you were honestly fascinated by him.

He had so many stories of the human world.

He knew a lot of history too.

It was almost as if he had been around back then...

Whenever you implied that, however, he would always deflect and change the subject.

He'd also been avoiding telling you his age, which was suspicious enough in itself.

But then again, your older brothers were demons so maybe you weren't in the best position to be calling people out for being suspicious.

You'd always been really open to trusting people and seeing the best in them.

That was probably something you retained from your time as Lilith.

And your fascination with the human world in general seems to have been another thing you retained as well.

You really wanted to keep getting to know the world through Solomon's stories.

And maybe get to know him along the way too.

~Aqua

[yve-kae-nightfever]

SOME OF YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT TODAY WITH MY SIS

YES OFC😭💞

we arrived at her country before her (we left ours around 7 am and arrived earlier lmao) and as soon as she saw me she started waving, but the excitement was way too much to handle and we ended up running to each other for hugging.

when we entered into the pavilion, we already saw some cosplayer (TWO FRIENDS WERE DOING XIAOVEN SHIP THEY WERE SO CUTE I'M STILL THINKING ABOUT VENTI HAVING THE BOTTLE OF WINE LMAO) and we took A LOT of photos

meanwhile she kept literally hugging and squeezing me every five minutes i guess and since we decided to do our makeup as venti (me) and xiao (her) someone thought we were cosplaying xiaoven and asked us to pose for a picture lol

BUT THEN, THIS HAPPENED

many of you might not know cause this is going on only on my wattpad, but i'm a huge Hawks fan/simp/kin/EVERYTHING

so i had the chance too meet an Hawks cosplayer (help he was so pretty) and after i took the pic, he said that if i wanted to post the pic I could have tagged him and he left me his instagram

that's fine, yes, BUT THE WAY HE LEFT ME HIS INSTAGRAM???

HE LEFT ME A FEATHER WITH A TICKET (on which his instagram was written), I'M STILL SPARLKING IN JOY.😭

HE LITERALLY HAD A BOX JUST FOR THE FANS I'M CRYING

anyways, after me simping harder than never, we went to eat and she had the courage to eat everything she had on the plate (my sis has been trought eating disorder and her body is really thin so she asked me for help). i'm so proud of her <3

after this we decided it was time to buy something

so we found a stall FULL, AND I SAY FULL of posters of different animes and genshin too, i may have taken the opportunity... (shopping item under the cut)

we also met an Ayato cosplayer as we were drinking bubble tea lmao

when it was time for me to go, she went completely off, and i understand her

it's not everyday that my parents agree to bring me 157 kilometers away from my country, even if it's for my relatives

so she stood up from where we were sitting and hugged me as she cried

this literally tore my heart to pieces, the worst is that i thought it was another simple hug and i realized when i felt her tummy tremble againist mine

but i promised her that we would meet again (probably around Christmas!!) and she calmed down, even if still crying a little, then we said goodbye and i left for going back to my country

and YES, for the ones that were waiting...yes. i t-worded her. :)

she actually has got ticklish lowerthighs like m- ...^^

shush, you heard nothing. byee ^^

(shopping items as promised)

+the feather cause

reason 1 you already know

reason 2 i'm a simp🌚

have a good day/night!!<33