#I'm having a moment

[cellgatinbo]

:catJAM:

[chronicowboy]

[caramelizedpopcirn]

The only thing that keeps me from breaking shit up after that horrible WiFi disconnecting

[amiserableseriesofevents]

Feeling so sane and normal about this, 100%

[abernafhy]

Francis insists on reading Richard’s palm, which Richard refuses on the grounds that Francis is not a palm reader. Francis ignores this entirely, grabs Richard’s hand, and squints at it like he’s deciphering ancient scripture.

Says something cryptic about fate, something ominous about tragedy. Then goes oh, pauses for dramatic effect, and announces that Richard is going to die in a terrible accident.

Richard, deadpan, asks when.

Francis hums, tracing a finger along Richard’s palm. Says probably soon. Richard tries to pull his hand back, but Francis holds on and adds, unless you buy me another bottle of wine.

Richard calls him a fraud and leaves. Francis yells after him that his lifeline is shockingly short.

[lvmimis]

i can't stop thinking about the act of getting creampied pls

the slowing and disjointing of a previously brisk, brutal pace, the deepening and hoarsening of breathing in your ear and that groan that comes with the first pulse

man, the tingle of the first few spurts of cum bursting inside you, the tightening of arms around your body, the way they'd just cling for dear life as their body moves on its own

or maybe if they're more bold and more controlled, they only push themselves deeper, making sure the head of their cock is flush as far as it can go inside you, so that any last drop goes in and stays in

[omegabenaeart]

Hey, so I'm really into this Hazbin Hotel AU by @jollmaster

Seriously, I'm obsessed.

I'll probably do some proper fan art for it later. But for now, I had some thoughts about horns/antlers, since my self insert/oc/whatever the fuck has horns.

So this is just a thought experiment, basically a "what if my little creature was part of this world, and how would their physical form affect everyday life?"

This obviously won't be canon in my own rewrite, but I like thinking about what-ifs. Also wanted to take a moment to appreciate a creator I admire so much.

[new-november-moons]

I think a lot about how Luke was really Anakin's son when he was younger. Isolated on Tatooine, offbeat and unhappy, isolated. He had that wild spirit craving to run until he couldn't run anymore, staring into the suns and letting them burn his eyes because he was so lacking a thrill. He was building his life on sands he could only wish were shifting, trapped with people he loved but bitterly resented. And then how he matured into Padme when he was able to step into himself. Calm and kind and experiencing the world with vision realistic, but also eternally optimistic. He was finally at peace, with the ghost of Padme holding onto his shoulder, as he reconciled with his father, as he shook hands with a galaxy that had dealt him an extraordinarily terrible life.

THEN when I think about how Leia was pressured to be Padme's daughter as a child, already at odds with her planet as an adopted princess. She was out of place on a planet she loved, a beautiful malapropism. The pressure hung on the edge of every compliment she was fed. She was expected to behave like perfect royalty, with all the elegance of her forgotten mother, when in reality, Anakin's desperate fire was eating her from the inside. Even if she exceeded at her role as princess and politician, it always felt like gritting her teeth every hour of every day. And then she joined the Rebellion, after all of her gut-wrenching losses, and unleashed the part of her that was always her father. The part that never forgave him but always saw his shadow in the mirror, the part that echoed his devilish grin and his impossible dreams.

The twins may have never known their mother, and one of them never shook her hatred for their father, but they paralleled them in every way. Padme and Anakin's tragedy was the question, Luke and Leia were the answer.

[bitter-after-hours]

Need someone who'll let me spank their ass raw and then kiss their forehead when i tuck them into bed

[absolutebl]

[blanketforcas]

oh tagging each other on the heart we're really in it now

[shewatchesandreadsthings]

Watching shows like 'Paradise' is kinda 😕 coz if I sit in that reality for even 5 minutes I'm hit with the realisation that I'll probably have no idea that the world is ending while world leaders hide in some hole. I'll probably be at the grocery store mentally debating what fucking vegetables to get.

Honestly, I don't know whether to be grateful I'll go swiftly or sad.

Fuck, I'm Jeffrey washing the floors at the white house😔😒

[kuppikahvia]

do you ever stop to think how amazing the multimedia aspect of alan wake is, like do you ever just stare into the void and take a moment to appreciate how they actually filmed so many live action scenes that work perfectly with the whole narrative and how the game has so many songs specifically made for it, singing about the events in the game, and don't even get me started on gods of asgard and the live performance of herald of darkness at the game awards that was identical to that musical part of the game LIKE HELLO??? a literal masterpiece

[blitzwhore]

STOLITZ CUDDLES >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[chestcongestion]

More chest cold An/gel ft. Hu/sk's feline hearing coming in clutch

[comic-sans-chan]

obsessed with julian asking "what did they do to you? is it some kind of punishment device?" in the wire because my god if this man didn’t go from "this is garak my super cool spy pal who i go on secret missions with and sometimes fuck teehee but also yeah his planet’s kinda fucked up and he’s got some weird ideas but we’re working on it" to "this is garak he's my precious little angel babyman who has been horribly traumatized and brainwashed by his government but it's okay because i'm a doctor and i will fuck and suck the fascism out of him if it’s the last thing i do" in just two years. shit's wild