#I'm good with the abc

[paiigemahoney]

9-1-1 | Howard "Chimney" Han

[aunmenosheteroenespanol]

2.12 Chimney Begins - 2.09 Hen Begins - 2.16 Bobby Begins Again - 7.04 Buck, Bothered and Bewildered

Tommy's family arc

[emziess]

Fire Marshall Buck 9-1-1 - S03E04 - Triggers

[warpedpuppeteer]

Buck bonded with the queer man with the tape worm, learned about love from a gay married man who up and died on him, TK thought Buck was hitting on him, Maddie joked about his boy crush on Eddie and Josh, a gay man, was comfortable enough to joke about the dinner with Buck feeling like a set-up. Coincidence?? Hell no!! Bi/pan Buck has always been canonly alluded to! I'm hoping we see him finally addressing the fact that he's never been straight actually and not have a new awakening because the work has already been done. There's a lot of wink wink nudge nudge towards him not being straight. It would make sense (and funny) for him to be like "yeah I'm attracted to everyone I thought you guys knew??" and everyone's like we are surprised but also that totally makes sense.

[mythtakens]

5x09 Past is Prologue

[magnusedom]

Eddie Diaz in 9-1-1 | BUZZKILL (8.01)

[crimson-creature]

I know there are worse reasons to get bangs than going to your boyfriend's house to cosplay as his dead wife to try to resolve his issues but I can't think of any at the moment

[eddiediaaz]

♡ for @tommykinrd ♡

the daylight's fading slowly but time with you is standing still i'm waiting for you only the slightest touch and i feel weak

[homefryboy]

random lil factoids from the muppets abc.

-Kermit told piggy that airlines serve pre-flight calzones and got a calzone to her on who knows how many of her flights bc he--rightfully--thought she wouldn't fly w/o them / if she found out they weren't a thing

-floyd believes the earth revolves around the moon which creates winter (but also believes the moon doesn’t exist)

-Robin's ~30 yrs old, just still tiny

-piggy once somehow accidentally performed at a dictator’s bday party and he was so pissed he decimated a city. she and kermit only survived bc they hid in his pile of stolen art

-uncle deadly has apparently banged Gloria estefan

-on the farm where piggy grew up, pigs who got injured were taken away; over the yrs she saw her former friends and family served at bbqs and butcher shops

-scooter goes "whee!" every time he rides an escalator

-janice participated in building a wicker man

-uncle deadly has woven such a web of lies around piggy that she doesn’t know her dress size or age

-kermit hates pumpkin spice shit as much as the next guy

-animal can't handle life on the road bc he ends up laying too much pipe

[sail-not-drift]

911 | s06e07 | CURSED | Let me guess… nothing ever works?

[paiigemahoney]

Bobby Nash in 8x04

[plutoloulou]

Buck and Tommy’s relationship is really just straight out of a rom com

Hiding behind a couch and with all that space they decide to squish together?? Dorky flirting too??

[alrightbuckaroo]

one last thing but we went from "so, not like that" to tommy knowing buck's coffee order hello let's celebrate that

[rosyhoneydew]

okay, I already dumped this in zahraa's (@ohithankyou) dms yesterday after seeing this post but...

Tommy is obsessed with Buck's legs, particularly his thighs. He loves everything about them, just the thought of licking them and sucking marks into them and fucking them and holding them and smacking them gets him hard as a rock.

Any time they're out he's watching the way they move and stretch and flex and Buck knows this. He feeds off of it. He'll tease Tommy about it “Aww, you love my thighs that much? Maybe you should get yourself off on them huh? Can you do that for me, daddy?” And Tommy will immediately rush to obey, straddling one of Buck's thick thighs and gripping Buck's back and babbling "Yes, yes, yes, I can do that, baby, I promise, I'll do anything, yes."

He's grinding against the hard muscle of Buck's thigh and whining and moaning and writhing and "Please help me, baby, please let me come, I need your help, please, please, baby." Buck will keep him there on the edge a little longer, a little mean, "Aww, come on, daddy, you can do it, you're a big boy." And Tommy tears up a little, desperate and so fucking hard and so fucking close, he just needs... he needs...

He comes when Buck finally takes pity on him, grabbing his ass and flexing his thigh, helping Tommy grind slow and hard and watching the way Tommy turns into a blubbering mess of "Thank you, baby, thank you, thank you, thank you." Cooing at the way his hips stutter as he makes a mess of his pants.

[jennifersminds]

A one time thing,

[jackwhiteprophetic]

Guys I was just thinking about how they should have to put the entire 118 into witness protection at some point. PLEASE.

- Buck and Eddie decide their new identities are married. No one asked them to do this, it actually makes it more complicated for the scheme but also no one is surprised.

- Chim works at a vet and he has a really grumpy old cat that is his enemy. Also he keeps trying to call 911 at every point because he misses Maddie.

- Hen is works at a computer company which she originally hated, but then Karen coded a way for them to communicate with an encrypted homemade software thing.

- Buck and Eddie work in an ice cream van. The local queer kids love to come by and talk to them and Buck and Eddie, still completely oblivious, just think they're being like really good allies.

- Bobby was originally a chef but then he started to become somewhat of a local celebrity and this threatened to blow his cover... (Also he does not attempt to contact Athena because she would NOT find it amusing).

Actually this whole ordeal only lasts a day. Because they all end up blowing their cover, because Buck and Eddie go tiktok viral for Eddie's rants about Hildy, the local 911 dispatch centre get really confused and keep sending police to the vet, Hen is fired too fast and tries to smuggle a computer with a strange virus out with her, and Bobby starts getting book deals. All in a day.

Ravi was fine. But he has to be removed with them.

So the 118 are just kept in a safe house for the foreseeable future, but it's okay because Maddie, Karen, Athena (and weirdly Chris) have managed to solve the crime and such (I'll leave the copaganda story to the writers), so they can all go home.

Buck and Eddie lovingly and quickly decide they 'can't be bothered' to get unmarried due to all the paperwork, and no one has the heart to tell them it wasn't real in the first place.