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we live in hell. what do you mean elon musk is going to lead a new department of our government called "doge"
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U want something and then when u get it it’s like omg………… I’m scared
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sorry for being indecisive, I haven’t had any prophetic dreams to guide me in a while
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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff
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not to sound like a boomer, but I need some people to learn how to write emails in a semi-professional (at the very least) format so you're not cold emailing a business/potential employer/any other stranger about formal matters in the exact same way you'd DM a close friend on instagram
the formality/language can loosen up in the email chain once you've established a rapport and you match the other person if they're being less formal, but please don't have the very first email you send a stranger be written in all lowercase ultra-casual sms slang with no greeting or signature and a billion emojis
#I frequently lean in the other direction with politeness#and my thing is always summarizing the main points and data#or providing all identifiers i can#which I hope is useful to whoever i'm writing to#(makes me a bit of a nightmare when helping train new ppl)#(because i can be a little insistent on this being the norm 😂)#I also think this is a bit of a social script thing?#like... if you structure your email and are polite and to the point#that makes it easier for the other person to a) understand what you need#and b) know how to appropriately react#anyway#my brain is vibrating tonight so... ranting 🫠
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Remember to pause and notice the moments when you're feeling good.
It's natural for the bad moments to stand out brighter in your memory. It takes conscious effort to remember all the peaceful and joyful moments.
#the problem is that every time I do that#my brain is like is it evaluation time?#and start listing all the things I have done wrong in the situation instead#i know some of those are irrational but that doesn't help#not sure how to stay proud of things i've done well
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the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november
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it's not that I need a quiet day or a day off exactly; it's that I need a pocket of time that exists entirely outside of linear time as we know it that would allow me to get things done without time passing in the real world, and frankly, I don't think that's too much to ask.
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“source?” divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams
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something crucial to keep in mind about buck is that he's a) a weird girl b) a dog with seperation anxiety c) prone to spiraling, and d) has never made a rational decision in his life. the second this man looks around and sees the quicksand and realizes he's somehow already neck-deep in scary love with his best friend, he is going to Freak The Fuck Out and then he is going to make a series of decisions that you could never even dream of
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i don't think everything is supposed to feel catastrophically overwhelming all the time. i think that's probably not great.
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simply can't stop thinking about "no offense i'm straight"
vs the reaction to "that very handsome mustache"
it's a beautiful day to allow yourself to be flirted with just a tiny bit by a man who just told you that he can never ever follow through on it. isn't it eddie "straight" diaz
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