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I hate when there's no toilet paper coming out the bottom of these gentlemen and you have to tickle its nutsack to de-piss yourself
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shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day
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okay millennials [knuckles cracking] one last job before retirement. we have to kill the AI industry
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Having a good pen that you use at work is like. If anything happened to this pen I would kill everyone in this building including my coworkers
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911 — S08E10. "VOICES"
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i want the world to stop for like 1 year so i can rest
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Man, I'm gonna miss you. Yeah, I'm, uh - I'm gonna miss you, too.
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buck is gonna bring home a date and legit gonna be excited about it but oh that picture is my best friend and his son teehee aren’t they cute they live in texas now but here are two more pictures ooop sorry about that loose floorboard eddie’s been tripping over it too i should fix it oh that room yeah that’s christopher’s room no i’m not gonna change it wait why are you leaving what did i do
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The full rotation of the Moon as seen by NASA’s Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter.
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I think I found my new favorite rabbit hole. This voice actor does Shakespeare scenes in a southern accent and I need to see the whole damn play. Absolutely beautiful
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this is targeted tumblr content
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