crimson-creature
crimson-creature
Crimson Creature
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A chicken you can share your sadness with.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
crimson-creature · 12 hours ago
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I hate when there's no toilet paper coming out the bottom of these gentlemen and you have to tickle its nutsack to de-piss yourself
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crimson-creature · 16 hours ago
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shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day
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crimson-creature · 16 hours ago
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okay millennials [knuckles cracking] one last job before retirement. we have to kill the AI industry
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crimson-creature · 16 hours ago
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crimson-creature · 1 day ago
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Not enough people talking about tzatziki
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crimson-creature · 1 day ago
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crimson-creature · 2 days ago
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Having a good pen that you use at work is like. If anything happened to this pen I would kill everyone in this building including my coworkers
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crimson-creature · 2 days ago
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911 — S08E10. "VOICES"
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crimson-creature · 3 days ago
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Mona Lisa cat nest 😭
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crimson-creature · 3 days ago
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i want the world to stop for like 1 year so i can rest
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crimson-creature · 4 days ago
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Man, I'm gonna miss you. Yeah, I'm, uh - I'm gonna miss you, too.
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crimson-creature · 5 days ago
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buck is gonna bring home a date and legit gonna be excited about it but oh that picture is my best friend and his son teehee aren’t they cute they live in texas now but here are two more pictures ooop sorry about that loose floorboard eddie’s been tripping over it too i should fix it oh that room yeah that’s christopher’s room no i’m not gonna change it wait why are you leaving what did i do
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crimson-creature · 5 days ago
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crimson-creature · 5 days ago
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The full rotation of the Moon as seen by NASA’s Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter.
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crimson-creature · 5 days ago
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et tu, mblr?
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crimson-creature · 5 days ago
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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdQuxw52/
I think I found my new favorite rabbit hole. This voice actor does Shakespeare scenes in a southern accent and I need to see the whole damn play. Absolutely beautiful
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crimson-creature · 5 days ago
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