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goddamn your eyes, they just had to be twin prizes waiting for the sun!!!!!! 💔
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What do these 3 have in common
#the answer is i started the series kinning their love interest and ended it realizing i relate to them more than i like to admit#anyway I'm gonna go find a bridge to jump off of#good omens 2 spoilers#good omens spoilers#good omens 2#gos2 spoilers#crowley#aziracrow#ofmd#our flag means death#gentlebeard#blackbeard#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#nandermo#nandor the relentless
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You know, a long time ago I read this stupid ass Reddit comment complaining how they couldn't understand why people were "obsessed with making Crocodile a woman", and of course I just looked at it like "bro, if he's trans then he literally ISN'T a woman, that's the whole point, nobody wants Croc to be a woman 💀"
But I feel like the more and more Dragodile seems to pick up in popularity the more I keep on running into fanart where Croc's either being feminized/woobified/intentionally made to look smaller, more petite and feminine than Dragon, or straight up he's been detransitioned to live as a woman farting out more babies 24/7, not to mention the constant she/her'ing and calling Croc a "mom"
Like people are allowed to do whatever the fuck they want, but man. Some of y'all really do want Croc to stop being a trans man and be a woman instead. That's just so emotionally distressing to realize.
#Moon posting#OP Meta#Like maybe there isn't THAT MUCH that kind of content it's just that when I do run into it it sticks out more#And to be fair. The mpreg girlies love mpreg and getting a ship with such a blatant opportunity for it is too good to pass up on etc#Like. Like I just don't know what to do. I don't want to have to block half the fucking OP fandom#I already feel (slightly) bad for blocking people for posting untagged Croc genderbends on sight#I could start blacklisting more and more keywords/tags to maybe help avoid some of the Distressing content#But between Not Everyone Tags Their Shit To Begin With and What If I Miss Out On Stuff That's Isn't Personally Distressing#(Like not all depictions of stuff like IDK pregnancy are equally Distressing either. Some is fine. Others make me want to jump off a bridge#Going ham on the blacklist wouldn't help either#Do I just have to stop going in the tags for content. Like I guess there aren't many other choises huh#I don't even care for Dragodile that much I'm more just invested in Crocodad#I'm sorry I just wanted to vent
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took off the contacts and immediately wanna put them back on 🙁
DUDE ITS BCS I WENT TO THE EYE DOCTOR AND I NEED A HIGHER PRESCRIPTION BUT I DIDNT WANT ANOTHER FRAME SO THEY TOOK
MY STUPID GLASSES AND IM BLIND AF AND CANT SEE ANYTHING LIKE UNLESS ITS SUPER CLOSE TO MY FACE AND IM NOT GETTING THOSE FOR 12 BUISNESS DAYS AKA 2 WEEKS AND 2 DAYS AND SO MY BROTHER WAS SUPPOSED TO GET CONTACTS BUT IN THE END COULDNT PUT THEM ON SO IM USING THOSE BUT EVEN THEN THERE R ONLY 10
AND I HAVE A MASSIVE HEADACHE ALR AFTER NOT WEARING THEM FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES
mb for the essay guys I'm jst rlly cooked🙁😔
me rn bcs I can't see shit and I have baking classes tmmr😭🙏
#★┊kiki yaps .ᐟ#★┊kiki core .ᐟ#i cant see shit#I'm so blind#I miss my glasses#I need them so bad😭🙏#DUDE STOP I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE MOVIES WITH FRIENDS💀#might just jump off a bridge😍🥰
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wait, hold on.
WAIT, HOLD ON.
they just...they shot down my stupid bill. my stupid fucking bill that actually helps people. they said nuh-uh and just rejected it. which they can do because i let them.
SO THAT'S THE BLUDISH DREAM ACHIEVEMENT DOWN THE DRAIN, I GUESS. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS.
#I AM SO MAD. I AM UNBELIEVABLY MAD. I THINK THIS IS MY OWN FAULT TOO.#i want to puke i'm sincerely so fucking annoyed at this. fuck this game IT'S SO REALISTIC.#you try to help the people that need it and you gotta jump through soooo many hoops and so many people want to block you AaAAAAAAA#10/10 this is real politics thumbs up emoji i'm going to jump off a bridge now#jules plays suzerain
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I just realized that Micheal knows modern slang because he was alive until 2023
#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael fnaf#michael afton#Michael is a certified slay queen#I'm going to jump off a bridge
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the epic highs (omg elzar hiiii!!!) and lows (stellan mention stellan mention stellan ment—) of reading elzar's pov in the phase 3 books so far
#he IS my pathetic little guy and i love him so much and i love his pov#but now there's always like a 70..80% chance that i'm going to cry bc he's always thinking about stellan or avar#and it makes me want to jump off a bridge#elzar mann#the high republic#mik reads the high republic
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my inquisition replay has led me places i wouldn't go with a gun (<- just left hawke in the fade)
#this is NOT a canon worldstate btw good fucking god. but still#her saying 'sorry anders' as she's left behind.... varric asking 'where's hawke' once everyone has escaped the fade but she isn't there....#well what i if i jumped off a bridge!!#personal blah#when i played inquisition for the very first time my choice was alistair vs hawke and i saved alistair#(i think it's because for some stupid reason i made a 'canon' hawke who had like. fuckall to do with some of my usual canon choices?#she didn't have the impact she didn't have the RANGE)#but now that i've got a da2 playthrough done the way i always do it?#hitting ALL of those emotional beats that made me insane about that game in the first place years ago?#i'm going to save hawke over anyone and everyone else. she deserves to survive she deserves to be happy she deserves to LIVE <3#'dai is about the inquisition's fight to save the world' actually dai is about me making sure hawke survives another game alive & well
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#ted lasso#roy x jamie#brett goldstein#phil dunster#jamie tartt#roy kent#hey did you know that I'm going to jump off a bridge about it#I need this man back on the TL press tour STAT
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Lmao this show is so cute, but the timeline makes it so funny to me
I don't doubt that being a hitman pays well, but the idea that they've not been working for almost 3 months, and are only just now coming to the conclusion that they need to get back to work?
Full on dumbass behavior.
Why did they even put baby girl in preschool if they weren't going to go back to work immediately after?? Part of the reason she was so destructive is cause they didn't have toys or anything for her, they could've just gone to the store lmao.
Also they're more frugal than I figured they would be considering that bomb ass apartment. As far as I can tell they spent roughly $1000 in 1 month. That's not that bad, I mean, it's not a good trend if they'd continued to not work, but not that bad in terms of overall sustainability for a child and 2 working parents.
#Buddy Daddies#lmao at least a month maybe 2 of baby girl not even having pajamas#Rei strikes me as the parent where after Miri asks a question and he gives an answer she goes I understand#but with Kazuki she has a billion follow up questions and then just says I don't believe you I'm asking Papa Rei#The reason being is that Rei doesn't talk down to her lmao#it's both a good and bad thing he doesn't seem to screen himself very well but kids know when they're being talked down to to some extent#Rei talking to her like he does to everyone else would mean she'd be more likely to go to him for certain questions/issues#what I'm saying is Rei will think about jumping off a bridge when she asks him where babies come from#and Kazuki will be the one to toss him#because Rei is either gonna toss that one back at him or#his answers is going to be somehow too much information and too little at the same time
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robbie daymond didn't have to voice goro akechi like that. he didn't have to put so much into that role. but he really did and now i shake and cry everytime i think about him
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quirky shit going on in the household today
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#why why why this game does this shit#what the reason#i've been playing video games my whole life#and only hyv somehow managed to come up with this bs#you know what? fuck you i'm not going to do lyney's quest right now#fucking charlotte can go and jump off a bridge for all i care#genshin stuff#tbd
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nunny!! what are you really into writing at the moment
Honestly?
Having fun writing some seriously fucked up and deranged modern AUs at the moment. I don't plan to post them, I don't think most folks would get them or enjoy them, but I need a vent valve somewhere and Catra is the unfortunate blorbo suffering through it lol
#recent hits include: Adora mindlessly ends up watching a YT prison video and Catra is in it after cutting in solitary#Catra plans and almost succeeds in jumping off a bridge but Prime catches her and drags her back over the edge#(he was there specifically to stop a suicide if there was one that day to get someone who feels indebted to him)#Catra is Adora's crazy ex who is stalking her and manages to protect Adora from a much more violent stalker#so now she's dealing with the guilt of what she did before they reconnected#and Reverse Werecat where Weaver cursed Catra to be in cat form 24/7 except during the full moon and everyone thinks she ran away#so nothing that I would qualify as Good or Shareable (werecat maybe someday)#but I'm getting to be depressed anxious and violently deranged in a fictional setting which is saving my bacon atm#plunking away at the off the wall modern AU but don't know if I want that silly or sad yet#re-reading colony and pretending I'm going to get my act together to finish it for posting :)#also super refreshing to get an ask that wasn't someone trying to scam me lol! sorry the answer is so depressing?? but! thanks for asking!
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not the loml oh i'm gonna kms
#'i'm hoping 'for better or for worse' means something to you. but maybe it doesn't maybe...love isn't enough' HELLO. IM DYING HERE.#i Know he's sincere but also it's SOOO manipulative. he's jesus and he's the devil. i'm going to jump off a bridge now.#jules watches scandal
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The day I had at work today actually lends a lot of credence to my long-held theory that I've been dead the whole time and this is my own personal Hell
#ramblings#not sims related#now i'm gonna go stare at a wall for 3 hours and dissociate#until my chest stops hurting#and the urge to jump off a fucking bridge goes away
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