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KENDRICK DROP ANOTHER DISS TRACK( why ten?) AND MY LIFE IS YOURSSSS!!!
"Are you my son?"
Damian nearly throws himself out the window when he hears his father's voice. It is finally the night for dinner with the Waynes and Clockworks/Fentons. He has been going insane trying to prepare everything for the night, starting from the early hours of four a.m. Now that it is nearly seven p.m., it feels like everything is still out of sorts. He disputes the fact that he has been helping Alfred clean and cook nonstop.
Severant's work. Daniel Fenton has reduced him to doing servant work, and Damian isn't upset. What has he become?
He had been texting Daniel almost all day after their date last night- and wasn't it a shock to find out that he had been at the start of the courtship with his first school friend?- but it did nothing to ease the fear boiling in the pit of his stomach. If anything, the little dig from his phone only made him want tonight to be perfect.
Then, Father had been called away to a Justice League emergency and came back with a concussion. Again.
"No sir, I'm Danny Fenton. Damian's boyfriend." Daniel says in that perfect melodic voice. There is an easy smile on his lips, the same one he wears around the school, like he's laughing at a joke no one else is worthy enough to hear.
Damian is so busy admiring Daniel's confidence that it takes a moment for his words to catch up to him.
"Boyfriend!?" he shouts into his hands, turning away from his friend- boyfriend!?- so he does not see Damian shaking hands and excitedly silently babbling in the air.
He knew that the night before had turned out to be a date, but he never hoped that it would turn out so well. I mean, Damian was less than graceful. Water came out of his nose, he ran into a door, and at one point, he stabbed his gums with his fork because Daniel had smiled at him like he was a piece of cake he wanted to eat instead of the dessert the waiter had brought them.
Damian had been in tears as Daniel helped him hold a napkin to his bleeding mouth.
How Daniel walked away from that, thinking Damian was even remotely attractive, was a miracle in and of itself.
That's why today had to be perfect. Alfred had thankfully been with Damian when he answered the door, whisking away the glaring Mr.Clockwork before the man could intimidate the young Wayne. The butler had led the man into the room where dinner would be served, chatting about his time in the royal army.
Mr. Clockwork's face was without emotion, but Damian sensed he was captivated by the tales nonetheless.
If only the butler had waited a few more seconds, he could have taken Father with them. Instead, the man who dressed up like a bat in his twenties and made that everyone else's problem had stumbled upon the two teenagers as Daniel leaned into Damian's space, his head slightly tilted and his eyes half-lid.
He wasn't sure what the other planned on doing, but Damian just knew it would have changed his whole life had Father not spoken.
Father stumbles his way towards them without any of his usual grace. He must have taken quite the hit. Honestly, it's surprising that Alfred hasn't tried to put him in a medical bed in the Batcave. "Are you sure you're not my son? I should have nine, and I only counted eight up there."
Daniel makes a point to look around the seemingly empty grand hall. Damian is too busy trying to stop his heart from escaping his rib cage to worry about all of Father's brood hiding in the ceiling rafts.
They were making a poor attempt to say hidden, at least for anyone with proper training.
Daniel likely couldn't see them, but Father could despite his injury.
"I'm sure, sir?" Daniel says with a tightness in his voice. Damian glances at his friend and realizes he's regarding his father like one would a man screaming in the street about the world ending. "I'm not your son."
Father squints quickly as a wip throws out a hand and grips Damian's suit jacket. Yes, he wore a suit. He wanted to look nice for Daniel, and nothing looked better than a well-done suit. It didn't matter what Frake or Brown thought.
" What are you-" His words are cut off by the expensive fabric covering his father's chest as the man smoothers him in an embrace.
Right. In. Front. Of. His. Boyfriend.
Damian's face turns a quick red shade that would generally be hard to notice on his tan skin, but that embarrasses him even more. He hates it when he blushes, especially this hard because he looks utterly ridiculous with how quickly it spreads down his neck and to the tip of his ears.
"Father!"
"You're my baby," the man mutters, ignoring his youngest's attempts to get away. He hears a smother of chuckles from the rafts. My little itty baby with his little itty boyfriend. Wait, are you allowed to date? You're so small. You still need a booster seat in the car."
Daniel cackles, and Damian feels like he's dying. "I do not need a booster seat! I know how to drive!"
"I can see where you get your humor from, Beloved." Daniel chuckles, and everyone in the room gasps, including the unwanted audience.
"What did you- am I-did you?!" Damian tries to string a sentence together while pushing against his father's chest. The man's arms were like iron; why was he so strong!" "Me? I'm Beloved!?"
"Yeah, remember, you said that your mom called your dad that, and you wanted to one day have the same nickname when you got into a relationship," Daniel chirps from where he is waiting for the hug to end. "Is that....okay?"
He sounded uncertain, and for some reason, knowing Daniel was just as nervous as him about their new relationship helped Damian be at ease. "Of course! I am honored you even remember that conversation ."
"Bruce!" Richard yells from the grand stairway, having jumped out of his hiding place and pretending to have come from upstairs. "I'm so glad I found you! I need you to let Dami go now and help me with something. Come on!"
"But-"
"Now, Bruce."
In a whirlwind that Richard Grayson can only do, his father was escorted out of the room. The soft thumps of his other siblings leaving went with them, leaving Damian with his Beloved.
Good heavens, Damian had a Beloved.
"I—" Damian starts, only to choke on his spit. Daniel springs forward to pat his back, laughing like an imp, and really, this is the worst. "I apologize this is-"
Soft lips pressed against his. The world came to a standstill, where Damian could focus on nothing but the gentle press against his mouth, the smell of a rainstorm, and the warm hand on his back.
When Daniel pulls back, his lovely skin has turned red, far darker than Damian's, and he isn't looking him in the eye.
Bashfully, his Beloved confesses, "I've never kissed anyone before....was that okay?"
"I do not have a reference to compare it to...." Damian breathes. "But it was the greatest thing to ever happen to me."
In return, he gets a gorgeous smile, and Damian knows he is in deep trouble.
#dcxdpdabbles#Why Ten?#part 4#Danny is making his move#Damian is somehow stumbling into successes#Bruce got hit bad#First romance and love#dead serious
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I always feel like Izuku deserved better during that whole forest camp training arc and the following kamino ward arc. He saved a child from a supervillain all by himself and received no acknowledgement (yeah kota started to respect him) followed by aizawa just crapping on him again. Izuku was the one who made up the plan to rescue bakugou and again received no acknowledgement for it except all might who punched him first.
Bakugo sort of acknowledges only kirishima and it's completely treated like he's the only one who rescued him, screw everyone else.
And let's not forget Iida punching his face right after he got out of the hospital.
Hi @izubun-33
Thanks for the ask, I love receiving ask and how we do have different opinions on certain characters.
I was mulling this ask for a bit (my fav word: mulling) so let me ask this back, if Izu was kidnapped you think anyone would try gaslight anyone to save Izu? Bc what Kiri did was gaslighting and emotional manipulation even if it wasn't intentional...Izu was in the hospital bed, fucked up after facing Muscular and help A1 ...what he gets? "Help save kaachan" and he doesn't look like the typical "my friend is in trouble"
Bk is treated as the main character (to this day, shocked kaachako didn't happen as hori HATES Izu but then again, no one is good enough for BK) and Izu is the gag character.
Its insane how disrespect this character is and how unfunny and unfair this is!
Momo makes a good analyses? She is so smart
Izu makes a good analyses? He is a loser.
Am got inspire by Izu....BC HE WANTED TO SAVE A POS and after that....never again. Saving his abuser impressed am to the point he had to make a heir ....(No, am didn't know bk is his long life abuser which PAINTS AM IN A BAD LIGHT. I THINK HE IS AN IDIOT) But think of the scene: Izu risk his life to save a PoS and is "reward" with ofa which is a shitty quirk ...and then...AM does nothing else for Izu nor says anything positive about him.
@bibibbon mentioned this before how it is more "forgiven" for Iida to punch Izu(I don't but I can see the logic) as he is a teen and bla bla, I get it. He was worried and lash out. I DONT FORGIVE Iida for that but I can understand the idea and if the text wasn't so anti Izu...they could have talk and Iida could have apologize. AM punching Izu? NO! and makes an seem a hypocrite.
"Gran trained me so ruthless, I'm scared of him" and then punches Izu without hesitation.
Mha is a very frustrating manga. That breed very insufferable people who mock Izu or think LoV is their happy go lucky Robin Hood and if you disagree you don't read the manga or think BK has the best redemption arc ever...which is a fucking joke. Bk didn't change, the world did.
A1 never was friends with Izu. Never.
Izu ends this shitty story friendless
He has a shitty mom. A shitty mentor, fake friends and a awful quirk. (Awful in the sense, it gives him pain, pain and pain and no one cares)
#hori is a bad writer#a really bad one#izuku deserves better#mha critical#bnha critical#anti bakugou#A1 critical#i hate them
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Eddie getting shot + Buck getting struck by lightning
#i'm going insane does anyone want anything#'my comfort show' and it's just this#morgan i guess you fell asleep……….i’m posting it anyway—#tv: 911#911 abc#911 fox#911edit#911gifs#911verse#eddie diaz#buck buckley#evan buckley#buddie#buddie gifs#tvgifs#televisiongifs#911 spoilers#tvedit#mythtakensgif#cinemapix#dailyflicks#blood tw#guns tw#flashing tw
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Mally being gorgeous
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WHY DO I ONLY SEE THIS TRAILER RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD
MOCHA WATCHED THEM LEAVE THE CITY TO CRUMBLE IM GOING TO PUNCH WALLS
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sick of losing soulmates is SUCHHHH a gallavich song like come on. "watch how a cold broken teen will desperately lean on a super glued human of proof" " I can finally see you're as fucked up as me so how do we win" "we both know a break does exactly what it says on the tin" like come ONNNN. like it literally even works for multiple seasons.
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when are we all going to admit that Rebecca by Against Me! and Shim El Yasmine by Mashrou' Leila are the songs of all time
#they're describing different experiences but they're also not like completely mutually exclusive in what they're describing#Rebecca kiss me but let's not fall in love#smell the jasmine and remember to forget me#like they're on opposite ends of the same thing#I'm going insane does anyone want anything#monster growl
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I'm still busy but I swear I'll do the full review eventually but damn.
I feel like Oda is intentionally setting up Yasopp as someone we'll be inclined to have mixed feelings on, and/or distrust going forward. I think this is set up for the future of this arc.
Like. How do we think Usopp is going to feel about his dad attempting to kill an entire crew (and potentially succeeding. On like at least a few of them, right??? He One-Hit-KO-Explosion'd that ship. It completely blew up.) of his allies. Knowing very well they are his son's crew's friends and allies. After his captain (Shanks) had already forgiven them and let them go. Shanks did not seem to give that order, he seemed surprised even. Yasopp acted of his own accord. Do we think Usopp's idealized image of his father might get shattered a little bit.
1126... so much going on... Yasopp, what the FUCK.
I gotta make the review later but I'm too busy rn but damn! Oh Elbaf has So Begun.
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Ditto judging grand ditto for not being able to transform better to the point that she almost considered saying something...
Grand ditto staring at her all throughout the sleepover and ditto wondering if she can tell that she's a ditto too...
Until grand ditto walks up just to tell her that they think she's Really pretty. And as grand ditto walks away...
Ditto starts to realize that... she could've been one of the first people who made grand ditto feel like there's something wrong w her...
And how much dittos own mom rubbed off on her...
the next time she sees grand ditto casually transform she just thinks that they're so carefree. so unashamed. So...happy.
And ditto wishes...that could've been her too...
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Boygenius via Olof Grind's instagram story!
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Some MS paint meow meows
(Some more that I am adding to the same post because I don't think they're worth a new one)
#wolverine#james howlett#logan#deadpool and wolverine#x-men#x-men 97#going fucking insane does anyone want anything#I'm watching the 90s show right now 😁#rewatched all the x-men movies#dude the part in last stand where logan gets hit in the face and starts mewing is so fucking funny I can't stop picturing it#that and logan absolutely deatroying wade with his insane read in the car#that shit had me like GOD DAMNNN!!!!!#also I just rewatched logan again and I'm sufferiny#art#original#ms paint#fanart#digital art#shit quality I know#hamster meme#hampter#the sickness
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Okay hear me out. What if Hornblower and Lady Barbara but they're high school math olympians and also have a crazy psychosexual rivalry with each other
#the vibes here are mean girls btw#high school academic competitions bring out insane behaviors and olympiads are even worse. and i want them to have that#lady barbara 'comes from a dynasty of math olympians and has 50x harvard legacy' wellesley#vs. horatia 'public school kid whose school has never even won a math competition but she's gonna win the fields medal' hornblower#(yeah she's trans. she's always trans she has to be trans in that book i'm sorry)#the rivalry never actually comes to anything. or they have like A Single Kiss and then are like what if we never talked about that again#it needs to be extremely early 00s teen girl movie coded. everything is subtext but they're both insane#anyways if anyone wants to write this go wild i have like 60 pages of final papers to get through first :(#perce rambles#percy yells at cecil scott#disclaimer: i did not do any olympiads. i know a couple of people who know people who did#i did however do trivia which does bring out similar behaviors i think#also sorry for making them american i just knew i'd make a hash of the british school system ://#tbh i think this would also just make a fun movie in general i think it's what the general public needs
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mint just described higuruma eating pussy as "he goes at it like he's fundamentally missing something" and i'm not gonna recover from it
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Does anyone know where I can find the good quality version of this image? It's so frustrating because when cross searching on google it'll tell me the original quality is 850x478, but I can't find a way to download it in that quality. This is another version of the image (I'm guessing it's Mayoi promo art):
But I liked the clean white background one...
#It's cute...#It's got Akutagawa stealing glances at Atsushi#Thought asking was worth a try ;;;;;;#Google cross image search has changed and as someone who used it as I use breathing it's been absolutely heartbreaking.#It makes cross searching images so much harder it's awful#Because before when you looked up an image it suggested you the best quality avaible of that image.#And the search got worse every year but it was still functional you know??#But now there's not that anymore. There's no “large” “medium” “small” and instead it only gives you “find image source”#Dude I don't want to find the image source. I've downloaded the image I KNOW the source. What I want is ANOTHER SOURCE with better quality#And I used to get it when I was 10 and I used to get it when I was 15 and I sued to get it when I was 20#And now I don't have it anymore?? It stripes away one of the most powerful search tools on the internet from the public????#It drives me insane. Like why does internet get worse every year that's not how humanity is supposed to work#Sorry. I needed to rant. This makes every quality-freak media archivist (like me) job harder beyond comparison#Btw if you're looking for an alternative Yandex images still does the work... It's not as powerful search engine as google#and it's often going to miss the particular hidden media (y'know- super niche Akutagawa merch from 2018 and stuff)#But for the rest it does a pretty good job. If anything there's still the best quality avaible option#But seriously looking up stuff for aktgw-daily has gotten so much harder ever since this fucked up change to google lens#and it makes me hate the world. I haven't been able to find a way to reverse it but if anyone more tech savy than me who has any idea-#what I'm talking about can help me. Please please hmu I'll be grateful forever#Sorry for the rant I have a lot of pent up rage over this. Stop making broke people's lives harder challenge#random rambles
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learning how much the attorneys i work for get paid... i do want to scream
#had lunch with one of them today and she told me she thought one of the partners i work for makes what would amount to 75x my annual income#like idk if that's true or what but i'm sick this place is insane and i've always known that but. holy shit#going insane does anyone want anything
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