#I'm fucking stupid

[bowser-ex]

Three Cheerleaders and their Butler Boyfriend.

[dollechan]

fui postar um "thirsty trap" pra minhas amigas nos status do zapzap e esqueci que tinha homem habilitados pra ver

[nannyan]

So idk if anyone's else has watched this specific video

but uhhm

I couldn't stop looking at them throughout Matpat's whole thing 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

[ilovelawrencee]

after weeks of complaining because I can't draw self ship art with sammy lawrence. I remembered that picrews exist...

[kaosanddestruction]

i know my autism's going a little too crazy when I see some random zim paper decoration thingy at school and start pointing at it aggressively like "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD ZIM OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S HIM IT'S ZIM IT'S-"

[my-mom-named-me-duck]

i stepped in a puddle when walking outside barefoot and now I'm very cold

[escapedaudios]

I have a terrible confession to make. I didn't know what MPreg meant until a few months ago. I just thought it was short for impregnation. I never put the pattern that all the MPreg images I had come across had pregnant male characters. I just thought it was the internet being weird, I didn't even think twice about the whole point of it being that men were pregnant.

[hormonalmaximum]

Me accidentally overcomplicating a few hours worth of homework into a several-day-long affair simply because I misread the assignment

[torifuckingspring]

not to be dramatic but the fact that i'm still alive is incredibly surprising and could change at any given moment

[catgirltoes]

No one fucking knows what a fourteen year old looks like huh.

[fluffygiraffe]

potential spoilers for the fic i'm writing and for Western Spaghetti maybe

some REALLY COOL guy in the comments section on my fic: yeah western spaghetti really fucked up Meggy she ain't forgiving him and doesn't need to as well as the other characters. Also, lore.

me, a firm believer in forgiveness no matter what, not for the person you're forgiving but for yourself (Christian belief system). also, I did not watch Western Spaghetti: *taking notes* uh huh uh huh continue

[kainekillinggod]

EMERGENCY !!

OKAY. Any trans ppl who have gone through airport security, DOES A BINDER SHOW UP IN THE SUITECASE?? WILL THEY SEARCH YOUR SUITECASE?????

[chesterthechestnut]

Woke up at 6 Just to open a bag of gummy bears just to organize them by color

[dapper-shipping-forever]

Confession, I had no idea what soft blocking meant until I literally googled it just now.

[yari-mutt]

my tumblr app keeps pausing videos and it paused when the sat down with the #11 style and i sat there for a solid 30 seconds like damn they are letting that shit marinate fuck yeah!!!! and then i realised i was looking at a paused video and hyping it up and tbh i might go get a job and go be normal after that. embarrassing.