#I'm choosing to find it funny

[areyoudoingthis]

apparently I broke my endo's personal record for sky high t results in the shortest amount of time. guess my body absorbs t gel REALLY well 😂

[peace-hunter]

tfone au where OP is created as the last of the primes but way after them, a sparkling born at what were thought to be the last days of the war against the quintessons, the beginning of a new generation of peace after eons of war. a child meant to be loved and raised knowing nothing of war nor sacrifice.

he's kept mostly out of the spotlight by his siblings, who don't wish to expose him to everyone's optics so young, and want to wait until the war is done and over to properly introduce him to their people.

except of course the primes are betrayed and murdered by sentinel, the war is lost and everyone who knows and cared for the truth is either banished or outright killed in order to suppress it.

and the high guard, the ones the primes trusted the most, the ones that were supposed to protect them, the ones who failed in their most important duty, have to make a choice. to take the last prime, their last hope, with them to the surface, a hostile environment where there's little to no supplies and where they'll be hunted down by both sentinel and the quintessons as the biggest threat to their regimen.

or hide him in plain sight. place him where sentinel won't think to look for him. one more sparkling among many. and hope it will be enough to keep him alive. pray to primus that he'll protect his last child long enough for them to come back for him when it's safer (even if most of them have already lost their faith on him when he allowed the rest of his children to be massacred like that)

they almost lose their resolve when they realize they will have to take the little one's cog away in order to make him blend in with the rest of the newborns (and oh do they burn with murderous intent when they see what sentinel has done to their people but it's not the time yet-) but in the end they decide an impaired little prime is better than a dead one.

and so in the chaos of thirteen dead primes and a sudden energon crisis, a little sparkling who very few mechs really knew about and even fewer had seen completely vanishes. and in the depths of iacon a mech in charge of a new batch of newborns scratches their helm in confusion as they realize they must have miscounted the first time.

optimus prime is quietly erased from any official records by sentinel, written off as dead when they find a sparkling's frame mangled beyond recognition after an attack on the base of those rebels that insist on being a thorn on his side. killing the sparkling hadn't been precisely in his plans, he probably could've found some use for it after all, but he's not particularly upset about it either.

and orion pax grows up with an ache on his spark that tells him he's missing something far more important than a t-cog and dreams of gentle and loving hands, cradling him against the frames of mechs he cannot recall the faces of.

[echo-of-the-eye]

Now that we know what the world is like in the tma universe after the eyepocalypse and that everyone saw Jon’s face and think everything was his fault I would love an au where Jon and Martin survive and stay in their world.

Like they somehow either get Jon to go along with the plan or succeed in planning around him. It’d be so interesting to see them living in the post change world and having to go into hiding again because everyone blames Jon and is probably trying to kill him since there are no legal consequences.

Jon trying to cope with the guilt of everything and what they did to the other worlds. And also the fact that their world isn't entirely fixed. Like the world is still so so broken. Nothing will ever be the same. So was it really worth it? I just feel like it would hit different than it would Somewhere Else (tho obviously I love that too) cause they're actually seeing the how the world is (somewhere else they'd probably just decide to believe the world is completely fixed to make it easier to live with. Tho there you get to maybe see how releasing the fears impacted that universe)

I would also just love to see how the girls are dealing with that now in protocol. Cause they probably assumed/hoped the world would go back to how it was before. Like do they regret it? If they knew how damaged the world would be would they have chosen differently?

[shannonsketches]

my favorite difference between toei and toriyama's version of events, Toei: Vegeta disappears for weeks at a time as it is and jumps at the chance to go train for six months on another planet Toriyama: If Vegeta's gone for more than a week without telling Bulma where he's gone she gets so concerned she will take it upon herself to find out what happened to him and try to get to him -- and when he's gone for almost a month straight he says he needs to go home or she will forget about him

[shmowder]

She was a fairy 🧚‍♀️ (who could only fly in hot air balloons)

[spotaus]

Late Night quick thing (New Age Sillies)

Bad news: That joke post about including Reset + Orchid is definitely not canon. (I legit got sad thinking about Reset being in a universe where Orchid isn't- because their stories are so so intertwined- but Nightmare 100% would NOT risk the whole twins exploding Error's soul thing.)

Good news: This means I COULD include Kane (Reset's older brother who usually dies in timelines where Reset is born) and use it to develope his character a bit more! Also! Perhaps a Blue × Dream kiddo is finally in the stars for me to design?

[shock-micro]

the practice of taking multiple names... i do wish it was a bit more supported in places like the united states. i love my family name, my family means the world to me,

but there's also the last name of berri that i'd love to take. it was the second name that stuck with me after "mira", and i've nicknamed myself "miraberri" in a lot of things over the past year i've had it...

...i suppose the other trouble is that i've already changed my legal name once, and so now i'd have to pay for it to be changed again... ahh, the wonders of capitalism and rigid social systems.

wouldn't it be nice if we lived in a society that embraced Change?

that freely allowed, even encouraged changing oneself? embracing the fact that everything will change eventually, and must do so for things to not become stagnant?

that some things might not be right as they are, despite the state of things being comfortable for many people? that the status quo, or our time-honored traditions, aren't infallible, perfect concepts?

i guess the idea is too much for some people to understand.

maybe some day, that'll change, too.

[olliepurples]

mdarc chapter 4 spoilers (tw negative)

i'm a couple of doors into the mystery labyrinth, and it's getting a little annoying having shinigami and yuma go "but how could this have happened? who could have done this?" when i literally knew it was yakou as soon as the game told me that the poison had a delay. this is so silly like "how could anyone have got past this, they would have died in thirty minutes!" ok! narrow your suspect pool to people who die in the next thirty minutes then! damn!!!

[flying-cat]

Two intense hurricanes hitting Florida back to back is fucking insane and like we already know Milton is gonna be category 4 (iirc) when it makes landfall but the fact people were downplaying it when they thought it would be a category 3 is crazy because HURRICANE KATRINA, KNOWN FOR BEING CATASTROPHICALLY DESTRUCTIVE, WAS A CATEGORY 3 HURRICANE (though a lot of its destruction was due to the levees failing in New Orleans). Milton's storm surge is going to be 15-20ft and the fact that anyone at all is CHOOSING to stay is absolutely fucking bonkers. It's one thing about people not being able to leave, which is the majority of people who have not yet/will not evacuate (which is a whole different issue because, by all means, people who are incapable of evacuating for any reason at all SHOULD be receiving help so that they CAN evacuate, but they AREN'T) but choosing not to? Crazy. Insane. Putting you and your family at risk because you want to be a stubborn fucking moron. And the people who are upset about having to cancel their Disney vacations, or people who are REFUSING to cancel their Disney vacations even with the current situation, should be ashamed. Those poor workers have to come to work, worried about their own safety, worried about the safety of their families, and the reason they have to be there is because they're expected to be there by people who don't give a shit about anyone else. What the hell are you going to do at Disney anyway? It's literally going to be raining for DAYS STRAIGHT.

[hearts-hunger]

the most beautiful man in the world was working on our printer today and i asked my friend who he was and she said he was married with four kids 😃 which good for him but it weirdly made me feel so fucking sad ahahahahahaha like when will anyone marry me and give me four kids

[bacchuschucklefuck]

just wanted to let you know that your art changed something in my brain chemistry. i love how you design the bad kids, especially riz. it makes me love him even more 😭😭

thank u! fantasy high as a series banks a lot on heightening and exaggerations, and trying to work with that general sensibility while translating the designs into something I have fun drawing has been nice to do :]

[axelthewonderer]

[thatlovelydove]

i. dont. CARE! if they're a cop in canon in my heart of HEARTS i know theyd rather die than be one!!!!

[toxintouch]

i think vere is a red velvet kind of guy, so i’ll get him that and champagne. yes, i will be wearing an outfit that he hand-picked for me. is it freaky? who knows?

I see your vision, anon! A good red velvet cake is priceless - those things are hard to get right. You must have worked very diligently.

(Look inside ur heart anon. U know.)

[libertarianbean-plz-dont-step-sh]

Extremely niche post ahead

Me, reading BBC Merlin fan theories and fiction, knowing authors are unknowingly making some of the best arguments against gun control that I have ever heard:

[shoechoe]

i have a few reasons why i don't care for kiraboss (mostly to do with why i don't like ships with diavolo in them in general) but truly i just cannot see kira as anything other than heterosexual