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I mean, I guess congratulations are in order, Donald Trump. You’ve managed to mobilize an entire country. I’ve never seen so many Canadians this determined to buy local.
Have the day you voted for, y’all!
#donald trump#fuck donald trump#trump#fuck trump#tariffs#tariff war#pissed off canadian#us politics#canadian politics#trade war#that's not how tariffs work#I'm begging you to read a book#why would you fuck with your allies#even Quebec is on board
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"Israel is more LGBTQ friendly than Palestine."
Let's say, that hypothetically, Israel is the most LGBTQ-friendly country on the entire planet. I STILL would be against them committing genocide. What they have done to Gaza is horrific and we should be talking about a ceasefire to prevent more innocent people from dying. But nah, people would rather shift the conversation over to something that's completely unrelated away from the war crimes the IDF is committing.
As a queer person who has lived in Texas and Mississippi her whole life, it has always disgusted me how gleeful some of you "progressives" act when something horrific happens to places you deem "conservative." Do you people not understand that every place has diversity, every place has LGBTQ people? People deserve to live full and happy and safe lives regardless of where they were born. There is nothing in the world that could ever justify the mass killings of innocent people.
#free palestine#free gaza#something like this shouldn't need to be said#also fuck the people who argue that Palestinians can just leave#how braindead do you need to be to have that take#i'm begging you to read a history book
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can I just. listen. *cups your face in my hands* l i s t e n go read A Botanical Daughter. it's ADHD x autistic gay couple. it's our marriage is kinda failing but surely having a baby will fix everything. it's let's frankenstein the baby out of plants and fungi. shit fuck bad idea abort abort
it's frankenstein for the frankenstein haters aka me aka you if you like me appreciate the objective value of frankenstein but spend the whole book in a rage bc you want to punch victor in the face constantly. listen. you will only want to punch gregor in the face sometimes. and you will hardly want to punch simon in the face at all. and jenny is a gem who in my heart is transplanted into the original and yelling at victor on my behalf about how his creation is a person
also Noah Medlock brilliantly managed to work "shit-eating grin" into the book in a manner appropriate to both the voice and time period and a day after finishing the book I'm still both in awe and cackling over it 10/10 incredible no notes
#a botanical daughter#noah medlock#books#gothic books#book recommendations#frankenstein#listen LISTEN I sat there going feral over this book last night#from the time I finished it until the time I went to bed#and here I am still going feral and going around to every platform I'm on like LISTEN GO READ THIS BOOK#also for a gothic novel damn it made me laugh a lot#which did not take away from the gothicyness btw#it's so weird and unhinged in the best way#like just. please I'm begging go read it if you haven't already#gregor and simon are so brilliant and SO stupid and I love them so much
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I made a fanbind of the incredible Anastasis by @chthonion!! This fic series is truly something special, and even on my first read I knew that I wanted to bind it. This was also my first bookbind where I fully felt like I knew what I was doing, and I'm incredibly proud of how it came out!!
Art inspo: Stellar Corona by eradelphic and Through Window Up by Ninhol Cover/back/spine art has been uploaded here! <3 EDIT: Typeset has been added to the google drive with author permission as well!
#bookbinding#fanbinding#silvergifting#lord of the rings#silmarillion#rosa binds#there are some that might say a bookbind can have too much foil effects#but NOT I!!!!#pictures of the cover don't do it justice#ITS JUST SO SHINY#also my favorite detail is how the endpapers continue through the book#also to anyone reading this that hasn't read Anastasis I beg of you to fix that#it and its sequel The Harrowing are my new obsession#like#some of the most brilliant character writing I've read in fiction period#let alone fanfiction#I'm so glad I have this copy I can display now <3#ficbinding#fanfiction#tolkien#celebrimbor#annatar#sauron
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THE SECRET HISTORY SPOILERS
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henry: so we just killed someone in some weird Greek ritual. and you knew we did
richard: ...
richard: okay but did you see francis naked tho
#dude i'm begging you to keep your priorities straight#i mean as straight as you apparently can#finally i'm reading the dark academia bible that's#the secret history#first in spanish and then i will probably reread in english#i'm barely at like twenty percent tho so not a word#i've heard a lot about this book and never actually got to it so it's being quite an experience indeed#donna tartt
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#aaaAAAAaaa#it's real it's real it's very nearly REAL#tbh it's been a wild week i have been actually feeling SO nervous about this book#it really does feel like letting your kid out on their own for the first time with no supervision or . Something#<- i KNOW i read a poem about that once like.. ten years ago. googling it now has not proved fruitful but it has stuck with me ever since#that like you clean up your poem's face and make sure its clothes are ironed and beg it to behave and then send it out into the wild and#have no way of anticipating what will come next. aaaaa#BUT IM ALSO SO EXCITED!!! YAYY#everyone's excitement & support for this has meant the world to me and i'm SO excited for people to get it into their hands!!! :''DD#the mourner's almanac#elle rambles
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on today's episode of making the grishaverse make sense: trying to come up with somewhat historically plausible title for nikolai
#every time i read about monarchy in YA i want to scream on the author#pick a historical book pls pls i'm begging you#grishaverse#the grisha trilogy#tgt#nikolai lantsov#same goes for the darkling listening to petitioners in the throne room in alina's r&r vision#they are not in the middle ages by xix century the king's job mostly consisted of paperwork#she's far more likely to find him screaming inside buried under tons of reports from literally everyone#and (if we're talking russian monarchs for the sake of admitted inspiration) the tsar's aide-de-camp had special hour when everyone could#give him petition on paper to be delivered to the tsar#also ALSO#now i have an image of nikolai in my head who is listening to the master of ceremonies and muttering under his breath#the scourge of the true sea the most masterful captain the privateer king.....#and him & sasha are literally dany & jon in that scenario#someone: this is nikolai i lantsov etc etc etc#someone: and this is the darkling
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Guys tell me why tf there aren't any good isekai reader x crk or any reader book in general?
Like I'm not trying to be rude but every single goddamn time I come across a book on Wattpad that might be interesting I instantly want to throw my phone because the MC is either too fucking much to handle OR it starts in Beast Yeast, LIKE COME ON MAN I JUST WANT A GOOD ISKEA/BAKER READER BOOK
I'm like a rat scrabbling for crumbs, there's barely any actual good books most of them are either forgotten or the author is having some trouble to publish the chapters before the 5 month or more mark
There's too many fucking ships or oneshots or specific x reader LIKE COME ON I JUST WANT A BOOK WHERE THR READER IS ISKEAED AND THEY'RE ACTUALLY BEARABLE AND IT IS PERFECTLY SPACED AND NOT IN FYCKING BEAST YEAST FOR ONCE IS IT THAT HARD PEOPLE

I'm gonna start tweaking I would have taken matters in my own hands but I'm an artist not a writer I don't do good with words
#I'm begging people#PLEASE GIVE ME GOOD BOOK RECOMS ESPECIALLY ISEKEA I LOVE THAT GENRE OF FANFIC#I feel like I'm loosing my mind here#crk#cr kingdom#cookie run kingdom#cookie run#I gotta pull out the forbidden tag now I'm sorry people for interrupting your reading#crk x reader#cookie run x reader#crk x you
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So i finally got my hands on translations of both the Odysee and Iliad!!!
And despite originally caring more about the story of the Odysee i decided to read the iliad first and I'm so incredibly glad i did!
About 20 pages in and two different women are separately kidnapped and taken hostage, Agamemnon and Achilles are at each others throats, the gods are getting involved, Zeus is threatening to beat up his wife and Apollo is spreading the plaque.
Meanwhile Odysseus is somehow on a peaceful road trip and has a sleep over with the boys after a fun karaoke night.
#Can't wait to keep reading#Hope Odysseus gets a few more good moments before his life goes to shit in the next book#But also the iliad ist just so damn entertaining so far#Everyone is giving it their all arguing with each other#I'm both flabbergasted at their dramatic antics as well as drawn in#It's like watching a train wreck unfolding you can't look away#Also i was fully on Achilles' side until he begged his mommy to manipulate the war so he could play hero to heal his bruised ego#Like bro!!! What are you??? FOUR!???#Still the way he verbally dragged Agamemnon for being an egocentric bastard was iconic#He kept calling him dog face too#Surely Apollo would have cried at such poetry had he not been too busy killing their men.#the illiad#the odyssey#greek mythology#achilles#agamemnon#homer's iliad#iliad achilles#the trojan war#iliad odysseus#odysseus#zeus#apollo#greek gods#athena
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Since I was going through the Super Digest Books whilst looking for popularity poll results anyway, here's a couple more highlights
Q85: When are detective Takagi and Miwako Satou going to get married? A: I wonder (laughs). If they married one of them would have to leave the force, though (laughs) >>Super Digest Book 90+
Q23: When Sato will be married, will she retire from the police force? Or will she get transferred to another police division? A: But she likes to be a policewoman… >>Super Digest Book 40+
Q97: When detective Takagi and detective Sato will get married, which of them will be in charge of cooking? A: Well of course, that’ll be Takagi (laughs) >>RECIPE PLUS Super Digest Book
malewife takagi real and confirmed
also, a lot of the time, Gosho avoids giving any of the ongoing "mysteries" away, so like..
Q62: Are Sera-san and Haibara cousins? A: Stop asking in a roundabout way, I'm not going to get tricked! (laughs)
Gosho: no spoilers!!! Gosho, 30 seconds later:
Q87: While solving all the problems in Conan, will the mystery on Kaito's father getting killed get solved in the mean time as well? A: They won't be solved at the same time! Moreover, he didn't get killed!
both from the Super Digest Book 80+, released in April 2015.. I'm not that knowledgeble of the MK series but I'm pretty sure this wasn't revealed at any point before this,, what was he even thinking lmao
there's a forum post from the DCTP forums where the translation was posted and people were talking about how much they hate this, if anyone's interested in reading the reactions. seeing people speculate about things is pretty fun too. Super Digest Book 80+ Translations
#dcmk#detective conan#i'm gonna rant a bit apologies beforehand#the sd books can get pretty annoying to read tbh#gosho answers a lot of q's with 'idk' or 'i guess so!' or 'maybe..' like bro.. idk what shounen sunday's making you do but surely#you can answer better than that or even pick questions you want to answer;;a lot of them aren't even spoiler qs#like one question was 'where did akai and akemi go on dates? tropical land or something?' and his answer was 'idk'#these are your characters buddy!! you can make it up!! you can even agree and say tropical land! no one will argue with you about it!!#there are multiple qs about how long the series would go on for and he says 'there's space for over 100 volumes'#then act like it!!#flesh your characters out i'm begging you!!#does it actually have space for 100vols or does it have space for you to bloat up the cast with more characters?#rant over sorry goodbye i'm going to bed
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he had no right
#literally no right to look this sexy#hi guys i'm back on my egan nonsense#i've been reading the silver brumby book for more egan crumbs#plot twist: the book is actually incredible and i'm enjoying it for what it is#but also. i got a few egan crumbs#i'll post them in a minute but i'm also just in an intense state of thirst for egan atm#this scene keeps invading my brain and tormenting me with thoughts of those clothes discarded and me all over him instead#you know? just girly things#THE LENGTHS TO WHICH I WOULD GO TO BE IN THAT DOG'S PLACE#snuggled up under his arm with my head on his chest#sweet glory look at the way he's built AAHGGGHH#his neck i am deceased i am DEAD FROM LOOKING AT HIM#getting my back blown out by him in the grass should be a basic human right for me#on the ground in bed against the wall on the table in the barn against the fence#literally he can name the time and place and i'll be there#don't mind me just *slides in and starts unbuckling his belt*#this man is getting SO kissed up by me#gonna turn him into a painting covered by lipstick kisses#can you imagine?? happening upon him like this???#i am not responsible for my actions if i find shirtless handsome young russell crowe asleep in the woods#sex is imminent and highly anticipated#my thirst for this man knows literally no bounds#BANG ME YOU PERFECT MAN I'M BEGGING YOU#the silver brumby#russell crowe#egan#the man
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Seeing a take so insane I must block the op + the post immediately or I'll be tempted to respond
#'Tossing you out of the window if you worship both Persephone and Hades' Girl they WERE worshipped together in Greece wtf are you on about#Clearly only taking Ovid's version into account and not the consensual Poseidon/Medusa monsterfucking#'Apollo did not have assault myths' also untrue#Also being 'mistrustful' of ppl who follow Zeus Poseidon and/or Hades...Read a book I'm begging you#Anyways. Peace and love on planet earth and all that
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ok ok its my fault for being on reddit but r/houseofthedragon rn full of people arguing that demon and his 99% neck lizard have a stronger bond than aegon and sunfyre and it's so fucking frustrating that its entirely condolt's fucking fault that this is even a fucking argument because he thinks the greatest bond between a dragon and his rider to ever go that fucking hard in this universe is pRopaganda and gives dae mon and car ax es more screentime. i'm just so fucking done man. never showed us sunfyre TRULY until it was time for demon jr the anime edgelord to attack him and aegon, never get the fact that sunfyre is literally on aegon's arms, never got the coronation flying, DIDN'T GET ANYTHING UNTIL IT WAS TIME TO FUCK HIM UP FOR THE PLOT.
i wish this mf would get fucking fired before he has a chance to touch these two anymore because I don't think i can handle how he will underplay and butcher the fact that this dragon literally fought tooth and claw with a broken wing to find his way back to his rider.
#tbd#anti ryan condal#hotd critical#anti hotd#Sunfyre#Aegon II Targaryen#and this mf gave so much screentime to FUCKING VERMITHOR BEFORE HE WAS EVEN NEEDED#that should've gone to dreamfyre and sunfyre#i'm like y'know what we need to manifest alan taylor for sunfyre aegon eps bc i can't deal with this#at least i know that man likes these two 😭😭😭#and i'm still like its so obvious who sunfyre is named for but tom and phia can beg for helaegon and will get fuck all#meanwhile other actors can suggest whatever they want and get it#and it's like the only other dragon/rider bond i was so looking forward to was sheepstealer/nettles#that is just completely taken from us#i'm so anxious about how they'll ruin eggfyre tho#because knowing condumb i wouldn't put it past him to be immensely fucking uncharitable to aegon's grief when he finally does lose him#i already saw someone dunking on aegon for the line(TM)#and i'm like man...#i have a lot of thoughts but can we please remember that he's 1) speaking to his council#only decides he needs a dragon after he's told morning hatched for rhaena#2) says new sunfyre in response to borros saying 'how about silverwing' sunfyre is the fucking standard#ALSO SAME FUCKING CLOWN SHITS ON EGGFYRE TO SAY ITS AKSHUALLY DAN Y DRO GON#i know you have read the same books#he is disobedient as fuck despite her being mommy#do not compare. she may get there maybe but she sure as hell ain't there yet#hotd spoilers#fire and blood#just in case whatever
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I must live through this difficult period in our national history along with the people of Germany. I will have no right to participate in the reconstruction of Christian life in Germany after the war if I do not share the trials of this time with my people … Christians in Germany will have to face the terrible alternative of either willing the defeat of their nation in order that a future Christian civilization may survive, or else willing the victory of their nation and thereby destroying our civilization and any true Christianity. I know which of these alternatives I must choose but I cannot make that choice from a place of security.
Dietrich Bonhoeffer, 1939, in a letter to Reinhold Niebuhr
#much to think about as an American rn...#everyone please go buy one of his books I'm begging you#everyone but especially if you're Lutheran. learn our history. both the horror and the hope#reading
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it's actually presently driving me a little batshit that people can't seem to separate games canon vs book canon in terms of the latest Witcher Netflix news right now
no matter what you think of the show or how skeptical you are of the direction it is going/has already gone. what's a character from tw3 who is already a bastardized book character have to do with it?
#the witcher#use like. two iotas of reading comprehension skills i'm begging you#if you're going to be so mad about twn diverging from the books. read the books.#now do i think s3 will be a hot mess? yeah lmao that's besides the point
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I'm so heavily anti-advertising that all pitches sound goofy silly to me/I can never take them seriously, so I have no idea how I'll manage to to advertise my game even if I do finally finish it soon-ish lol...
#Especially how so much modern media advertising is like... getting people excited about random tropes and stuff like#''Do you love enemies to lovers? Do you love sad stories that make you do a heckin CRY? Do you love big stupid dumbo muffin cake#sinnamon roll babies who are too good for this world? Have you ever wanted to read a blah blach blah" whatever stuff and it's like#... i cannot type that... I couldnt do it.. I couldn't even think of how to do it ghbjhbjh#I am such a literal person... Like I love when an advertisement is just like 'This product works well. Look at it. Buy it if you want. Ok'#You know what makes me want to read a book or watch a show or play a game? Reading a detailed plot synopsis or the full wiki page#for it and then deciding 'yeah I wouldnt mind sitting through seeing the events I just read about happen in more detail' lol#OR aesthetics. since I do often watch things JUST for the set/costume design. Sometimes I will watch stuff literally#just because I saw a picture of a costume in it that looked really cool and I want to sketch costume looks whilst watching#But aside from appearance like... little bullet point break downs of things that are in a story just ... do not do anything to me at all.#And i just hate 'selling' things to begin with. I don't want to have to convince people to like something.. they should just... like it...#LOL.. like.. just be born liking it. just like it automatically please. Dont make me beg to you like a weird little freak. So many commerci#als seem weirdly desperate and manipulative. Like those Truck/Car commercials that will have like a freaking dog crying and#a war vet in a wheelchair with the american flag in the background and a family hugging around a christmas tree or some shint and its#just like oh my GODDD... shut UPP.. you could literally not be MORE blantant about just trying to prey on peoples emotions to build#some sort of fabricated positive association with your product/brand.. begone.. Or brands having their own twitters where they post#~~relatable content~~ as a means of shallow audience endearment GGGRR..... ANYWAY.. hhrgh...................#Maybe that's something I can ask playtesters I guess like.. I feel like I don't know my own audience very well because I am not#much of a media person?? ironically.. Like I do enjoy MAKING media. But I've never been in a fandom. I've never read fanfiction. I've never#spent much time in those spaces. I've just never really had the inclination and don't personally derive much joy out of stuff like that#(since I'm already so focused on my OWN world and projects its like.. hard for me to even find the time and mental energy to expend on#others). Even when I finish a movie or game and really like it.. I just kind of like...move on? and don't really dwell on it much? At most#I will get into the worldbuilding of a piece of media and read the wiki for a while or watch Lore info or critical analysis videos. But I#never really care for or attach to the characters or the plot itself very much. So I feel like.. the way my brain works. I'm just not as#good at approaching things from that angle? Kind of like how if you're a lifelong vegetarian whos never eaten meat - you might#struggle to write an ad for fancy brand of steaks bc you'd be like... idk what meat eaters are even looking for? whats the selling point??#Which I'm not saying that I wouldn't play my own game. i AM definitely the audience for it. But it's more like.. I would play it for my own#very niche specific reasons that I think are different from what MOST people might want to play it for. So I need to somehow#tap into the minds of the Majority who play things for Normal Reasons than pure lore collection or whatever lol.
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