#I'm about to make roxy genderfluid

[gratuitousauxiliatrix]

Oh, sweet. Roxy can steal herself more boob? Does that mean she can steal herself extra for other body parts, too?

ye

turns out manifesting junk out of the coid doesn't have any hard rules

*void

just gotta be careful about bringin stuff that shouldn't exist into existence

extra arms though totalls should exist

*totally

also multiboob and junk

multijunk

and I guess I could steal bigger parts from the void if I wanted to and sometimes I do

but being a twig with a big ol' set of knockers is my default atm

honestly thinkin about ditchin' the girls for a bit and start swinging around a big ol' pole for a bit

idk

I'll sleep on it

[bladekindeyewear]

HS^2 bloggin’ mainline 2024-08-14 continued #2

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We ain't STOPPIN WE AIN'T STOPPIN (well okay we are at the end of this post for a couple days)

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SO ANYWAY HERE THEY ARE IN THEIR MATCHING OUTFITS THEY'RE SO FUCKING CUTE AND THE SPIRAL ON CALLIE'S CHEEK ON HIS OUTFIT AND THE SPIRAL ON ROXY'S HAIR ON CALLIE'S OUTFIT THEY MATCH SO WELL AND THEY'RE A WONDERFUL COUPLE IT'S GREAT, WHAT ANDROGYNOUS SLASH GENDERFLUID SLASH TRANS ICONS YESSSSS

JADE: roxy, calliope, and is that kanaya? KANAYA: Calliope Roxy And Is That Jade

It's possibly been a bit since they've shared a proper Dream together without Feferi's earlier help having persuaded the Horrorterrors to set up a set of stable dream bubbles for them all to dream together in, but between Roxy's powers being able to knock people out and Calliope's powers of imaginary construction, a space like this in the Void for them to share asleep like this ends up being something they can do and it's sweet and wonderful. :D

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The image is nice and all but I'm mainly posting it for my own sanity as a confirmation that Calliope still has the Ring of Life on like we knew she would.

JADE: roxy ROXY: yo JADE: where... are we? ROXY: this is a special dream bubbie callie set up! JADE: i dont even remember falling asleep ROXY: yea i used callies special magic sleep dust on ya ROXY: sorry for conkin yall out also but callie said we had to do this tonight

Hm, something special about the here and now? Also I can buy that Calliope used special sleep dust, I think she's used that before to wake someone up FROM a dream (distantly recall?), but I still blame Roxy for being the vehicle this time due to her hero role.

KANAYA: I Thought The Dream Bubbles Had Been Destroyed CALLIOPE: i thoUght so too! CALLIOPE: the origin of these new bUbbles is Unclear, thoUgh it seems like they might actUally be emanating oUtwards from oUr destination, bUt i mUst admit i'm happy to see them back!

WHAT THE FUCK

OKAY THAT'S A BIG RED FLAG THAT THIS IS THE REBIRTH AND ORIGINAL CREATION OF THE HORRORTERRORS THANKS TO DIRK AND ROSE CREATING THE ORIGINAL SESSION THAT GAVE BIRTH TO ALL SUBSEQUENT BRANCHING UNIVERSES IN PARADOX SPACE. THE FRESHLY BORN HORRORTERRORS ARE CREATING BUBBLES AGAIN. ALL THAT'S LEFT IS FOR (god-tier?) KANAYA TO SEW UP THE BREACH IN PARADOX SPACE SO THAT THE BLACK HOLE IS LOCKED OUTSIDE OF IT FOR GOOD AND FREEDOM FROM CANON AND THE PLOT IS IN THE HANDS OF THE NEWLY STABILIZED TIMELINES OF FANDOM IN A NEW REALM OF PROMISE FREE FROM LORD ENGLISH'S INFLUENCE. Gosh I know it was all pretty obvious from the very start of Homestuck^2 but I'm still surprised to see confirmation SO QUICKLY LAID ON SO THICK

They're really doing this! They're making this hapen! The session to shape and begin all sessions!

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ROXY: ladies ;)

Smooth as always

Alright, what has Callie prepared for this dream and why is it not just for fun but also she's implying it's so important that it happens NOW???

Does this have to do with the activation of the Plot Point outside canon?!?

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Nothing?

KANAYA: Wow KANAYA: I Must Say That This Vast Expanse Of Nothingness Was Well Worth The Minute Inconvenience Of Being Majyyked To An Untimely Slumber KANAYA: Via A Substance That I Am Still Not Altogether Sure Isnt Actively Harmful To Biological Life CALLIOPE: a-hem. CALLIOPE: tUrn aroUnd!

I bet it's another stage

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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

What a daring dream.

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JADE: whoa ROXY: intense right JADE: so what exactly are we looking at here :o CALLIOPE: oUr Cosmic Canonical Correspondent. CALLIOPE: yoU coUld call it a visUal representation of oUr... CALLIOPE: well, oUr everything! KANAYA: Forgive My Ignorance But I Recall Our Universe Looking More Um KANAYA: Amphibian KANAYA: This Looks Vaguely Closer To The Door We Took To Claim The Ultimate Reward KANAYA: Albeit More Fucked CALLIOPE: this is trUe! bUt this diorama exemplifies something far grander than any single Universe.

Is it a "diorama" of Paradox Space, of the Alpha Timeline... or of their story? Of Homestuck itself? Or of the Game that creates sessions?

ROXY: i think it wasnt all crazy like this last time KANAYA: The Last Time KANAYA: Youve Been Here Before ROXY: yea it was like a million years ago by now but i came out here once on my way out a dream looking for my boo thang CALLIOPE: u///u ROXY: and it was more or less just a regular lookin block house back then CALLIOPE: i believe its cUrrent appearance is dUe to the work of oUtside inflUence

So is this the story Dirk is building, alt!Callie is building, or Calliope herself is possibly-unknowingly building, or all of it put together? The way it represents how HS^2 and the Epilogues built atop the original Homestuck would be a good reason it only looked like a block house when Roxy rescued Calliope back in the original story.

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I LOVE ROXY, HIS DETERMINED GRIN IS SO FUCKING ADORABLE.

JADE: you're saying he did this? CALLIOPE: i'm not entirely sUre! CALLIOPE: bUt yes, that is my cUrrent working theory. U_U CALLIOPE: i broUght yoU here together so we can discUss what is to be done aboUt this KANAYA: Is There A Reason You Neglected To Add Karkat And Dave To This Socratic Slumber Seminar CALLIOPE: while the knights will no doUbt prove invalUable in the impending conflict... when it comes to these erm... finer points of discUssion their chins do tend to wag... KANAYA: What ROXY: love em to death but they cant shut the fuck up CALLIOPE: in so many words.

Hahahahahah true.

CALLIOPE: oUr trUe goal with this endeavor has been rather vagUe these last few years and as oUr time on this ship begins to draw to a close i believe we shoUld start a serioUs dialogUe aboUt what we plan on doing once we toUch groUnd. ROXY: god i love seeing u boss up

We all do! <3333

KANAYA: I Understand That KANAYA: But Couldnt We Just Talk Normally KANAYA: Without All This Chloroform Ninja Shit JADE: it was a bit much! CALLIOPE: i apologize for my draconian methods bUt i needed to make sUre oUr discUssion coUld be held free from the prying eyes of oUtsiders.

OH COOL IT'S A VOID BUBBLE, if it works as well as they're saying it does then it means Dirk can't hear what they're planning!!! Not even Rosebot with her ultimate Seer of Light powers because this is as far from the Light as you can hide!

ROXY: yeah cuz this is about us! our family, our future KANAYA: What Is There To Discuss KANAYA: I Thought My Plan Was Well Understood ROXY: ok sheesh well thats hella badass and vengeful but like ROXY: damn shawty idk maybe theres other options then just goin in slicing his shit to smitheroons ROXY: and also like ROXY: COULD you, even?? KANAYA: Id Very Much Like To Try ROXY: lets maybe try something less fucked up first?

Oh wow, they want to SAVE Dirk from himself? That's about as ambitious of a plan as I would expect of Roxy in the full swing of his hero role! :D

I've been thinking more and more about the "Soul-powered Jujus" idea I keep linking to from earlier, and how alt!Calliope's narrative and possession powers were STUNTED when she was splintered in two... which could mean that they could save both Ultimate Dirk and Ultimate Rose by sealing away parts of their broader souls or powers into VESSELS. Possibly creating Skaia itself with fractured shards of Rose's Seer of Light nature or sealing it in the Cueballs, possibly creating Crowbar's Crowbar with part of Dirk's soul-- basically depriving them of their ULTIMATE powers and the corruption that comes with ultimate power, while still leaving enough of them left to be an individual self, see sense and survive.

There's almost no question left anymore with that latest revelation about the returning bubbles from their destination that the nature of the competition between Skaia and the Horrorterrors that forms the nature of the game itself is going to be established in this new Delta/Omega session or whatever you'd like to call it, and that means that the guidance and storywriting potential of the Great Powers that are Skaia and the Horrorterrors must be created, and only an absolutely incredible power could possibly become such quiet yet nigh-omniscient guides. Countless hints like the Orange/Purple "tick, tock" when Jade bet on alt!Calliope freeing her are hinting that the color themes of the Prospit/Derse alignments are retroactively the responsibility of the wills of Dirk and Rose in the first place, somehow diluted and conveyed all across Paradox Space to write these "stories" for every set of heroes and the challenges they have to face. The fulcrum between which the heroes' wills are the only force capable of finding hope and new life from the seeds of the doomed conflict. To quote Aradia back in Act 5:

FAA: a pr0duct 0f c0llusi0n between the disparate f0rces at play FAA: a bargain struck between what skaia kn0ws already and what the g0ds demand up fr0nt FAA: t0gether they 0rchestrate trials sufficient t0 ensure FAA: that in 0verc0ming them we w0uld be pr0ven w0rthy FAA: 0f inheriting the ultimate reward

Dirk is one of the only people with the power to divide a soul such as his, however... unless the awakening of Brain Ghost Dirk out in (Candy) land serves as enough of a fulcrum to partially disarm him like alt!Callie was disarmed earlier. (Or unless that taxidermied body Jade dropped wasn't just Dave's as would have been most obvious, but possibly Dirk's too...) Maybe things can turn so disastrous that they can convince Dirk to shatter HIMSELF, as he may be one of the only ones who can possibly do it, not just Ultimate Rose? Maybe seeing what he's wrought can eventually change a mind even as stubborn as his to some extent? Or maybe fracturing himself to become responsible for EVERY STORY THAT EVER EXISTS IN PARADOX SPACE is at the same time a core part of Dirk Strider's endgame plan, and by that point he'll have already won from his perspective, except to realize that the reality they've sealed OUTSIDE Paradox Space is more free and worthwhile to the readers than the one stuck inside it?

KANAYA: Im Not Sure If Youre Aware Roxy KANAYA: But We Are More Or Less The Foremost Experts When It Comes To Being Quote Unquote Fucked up KANAYA: Anyway He Started It KANAYA: Nothing Remains But To Finish It JADE: yikes! JADE: why don't we all cool off for a second, i wanted to ask calliope something. JADE: who did you mean by "outsiders?" CALLIOPE: er, yes. CALLIOPE: well, CALLIOPE: i began prepping my Dreamly Majyyks as soon as you were released from *her* hold. we needed to do this before she comes back.

Right, because alt!Calliope DID SAY that she would be taking the original Jade back over when they neared too close to their destination. So Calliope and Roxy are helping form a plan to earn an even better ending than what alt!Calliope can direct them to achieve alone...

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"Before she comes back." It seems this constellatory quartet doesn’t quite understand.

Oh SHIT. I guess Calliope can't actually hide from alt!Calliope.

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calliope: i never left.

YOU MESSED UP THE MEME

CALLIOPE: GAAAAAHH!!! ROXY: callie chillax ROXY: how did she sneak up behind us like that while shes glowing like a christmas tree calliope: i do not sneak. i was always behind/before/alongside you. calliope: i am always alongside/behind/before you. calliope: i simply made my presence known to you. JADE: what are you doing here! calliope: to make a correction to my counterpart's assertion. calliope: you believe the current appearance of the Home is due to the actions of the prince. calliope: that is a half truth, the root of the issue is far deeper than that.

Ooh, so we get some exposition from the source herself, who may actually be on-board with their planning, hopefully, as much as her hijacking of Jade Harley for so long put them at odds with her and her tendency to try and dominate with her power.

Explain what we just figured out to them, will ya, with juicy more details for us to boot? :)

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Oh yeah you have pissed EVERYONE off, miss alt!Callie. Might need to defuse things a little so they'll listen.

calliope: though the prince's actions have exacerbated the damage, they are not its origin point. calliope: it's due to the beliefs and desires of those far beyond even my grasp. calliope: it is all that we are/were and its current form is representative of what those outsiders think we are/should be calliope: this Home, in its current form, has become abominable. ROXY: idk i think it looks kinda cool calliope: it is not cool. calliope: it is an eyesore and worse, its purpose has become obfuscated, form plagued with an ever-expanding amalgamation of wings, and rooms, and atriums, and winding exhibition halls. calliope: all uncurated, thoughtlessly tacked on to accommodate garish, self-indulgent new installations. ROXY: and stairs calliope: and stairs. ROXY: it keeps happenin huh calliope: yes. calliope: it keeps happening. JADE: (har har har)

So we're picking up again and continuing to run with the theme that the READERS' need for loops to be tied up and satisfying conclusions to the story the kids successfully ESCAPED, at the end of Homestuck original, is what DRAGGED THEM BACK IN and is keeping them tortured by being "stuck" in a story other people are telling? Like the Monkey's Paw analogue Andrew originally described in his Q&A after the Epilogues about them always having been meant as a flawed wish because the readers wanting to know what happened next, by necessity, trapped the characters in a plot again instead of leaving them free? Daring for this to be brought back again along with all the other themes Dirk as the author avatar who must be stopped, who must be outdone by the fanmade story (Candy) outside canon, needing to be defeated.

calliope: although i doubt it can be restored to its original state, the growth can be curbed. calliope: with or without your assistance, these antics can be brought to a satisfying and hopefully timely conclusion. calliope: the prince thwarted, the renovations finished, and the rest of the recalcitrant furniture bolted neatly back into its place. JADE: are you calling us fucking furniture? ROXY: whos the couch KANAYA: Shut Up ROXY: sorry

Yeah this is a very alt!Calliope view, and the reflections of a different but similarly somewhat villainous sort of author avatar to mirror Dirk Strider -- alt!Calliope reflects the author's need to close every loop, patch up every hole, get all these fanmade additions under control and create a story that wraps up in a neat bow... even if the characters would still be better off FREE of said story. There are extents to which she's as much the author as Dirk, and can't be certain she's not another villain, having done so much damage to shatter the Green Sun and Paradox Space in the first place by leading her brother around in a shitty circle.

KANAYA: Calliope CALLIOPE: hm? KANAYA: No Not You The Dead One KANAYA: The Alternate Calliope ROXY: we gotta come up with a different name JADE: how about bossy dead bitch ROXY: oh snizzap calliope: you can call me al ROXY: aw thats almost cute KANAYA: Is This Cryptic Expositing Truly Necessary KANAYA: Al KANAYA: Actually No Im Not Calling You That calliope: for you, no. but there are other invested parties. KANAYA: We Were About To Engage In A Rather Important Discussion

"AL" is an ominous name, reminiscent of Cal, Hal, LE. Is it for "ALternate!calliope"? Or is there a deeper meaning?

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calliope: yes, you were. however, to make it simpler for you i'll tell you this. calliope: ultimately, what you plan here has very little bearing on what you will do. calliope: we will arrive on Deltritus and i will move this story to its conclusion without further complications. calliope: little else matters.

The emblematic author avatar choosing complete dominion over their characters...

ROXY: what the hell is dometriosis KANAYA: And Why Should We Believe Any Of That calliope: it is my duty to tell the truth to those i protect. JADE: well i think we're all better off without your "protection" ! calliope: you can choose to believe that. but my duty grants me authority that surpasses the need for your consent.

...And the emblematic hero OVEREMBRACING their hero role in a way that stomps on the wills of those involved and necessarily leads to a Just death.

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ROXY: im sure he thinks the same way

FUCKING EXACTLY, SPILL THAT TEA DUDE!

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snap.

calliope: meeting adjourned.

I wonder if and when events will finally convince alt!Callie that she may have chosen wrong.

Perhaps when the Plot Point does its thing and she finally sees the story that the original Calliope, the one she has always overlooked, and how the readers are more compelled by it than by the author-forced march of suffering alt!Callie and Dirk are forcing the story through to tie things back to the beginning, necessary as it SEEMS to them.

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*wake*

Dirk: Say hello.

Oh look it's this douchebag again!

Well, well, well. Look who comes crawling back. Had your fill of splashing around in the narrative kiddy pool? Sick of its sterile, chlorinated, artificial reek, its mind-numbing placidity punctuated only by the occasional thrashing tantrums of whiny fucking crybabies and the shrill rebuke of the lifeguard? Ready to take the floaties off and dive back into the depths of the churning, primal ocean from which everything that matters in this story evolved, and to which it must inevitably return? Of course you are. Come join me, the water's fine.

I still love how the moral of this ENTIRE sequel is supposed to be that we're finally shown the origins of Paradox Space's propagation system itself and every loose thread that could have ever been tied up in the entire story, and we're all going to care infinitely more about Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde Harley and all the characters and their unlikely children finding happiness in a ridiculous fanfic timeline than any of that LORE SHIT. What a cool Death of the Author moral for a story to have. --I forgot for a moment that alt!Calliope, one of the competing authors, is literally DEAD and still trying to maintain absolute control of the story from beyond the grave. Moving beyond HER too sounds like it may also have some meaning.

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Smug prick and his too-wide smug prick panel

As you've hopefully gathered by now, things are happening again. They've been happening again for a while now, since a certain handsome somebody decided to get off his toned, muscular ass and ascend to godhood for the sake of getting the narrative and all his friends' lives back on track (you're welcome, by the way), but they're especially happening again here and now. When last you left us, our Contest had just begun. Rose and I were beginning the lengthy and convoluted process of engineering our own races to populate Deltritus, meticulously tweaking their genetic profiles and respective collective unconscious-es in an effort to create a species fit to conquer the next session of the Game. 

Blah blah blah, recap recap recap. Guess it's been so long that you feel like you need to outline the whole premise of the contest again for us because we've been too busy having fun seeing everything else that was going on, and you needed to hide the two alien races you'd set up from us a while longer. (Are Rose's the necro-something?)

Well, I was. Rose dipped pretty early on in that visual montage to spend some quality time trading barbs and bumping uglies with the supposedly impartial proctor of said Contest, next to the vacant meat-sack that once housed her consciousness. Irresponsible, sure, but to give credit where due, it was irresponsible in a poignant and symbolically weighty sort of way. Classic Rose shit. Rest assured, however, that since then she's spent at least as much time throwing herself into the work as she has cruising for the occasional caliginous bruising.

He's really tailor-made his tone of voice to piss everyone off, hasn't he.

It's been a pretty good time, to be honest. Every now and then I can feel her interest waning, but she's done an incredible job cooking up a witty retort of a race to the deep rhetorical questions posed by my equally-if-not-even-more-bombastically-inspired offspring. She's proven herself a worthy rival, and a worthier collaborator. Her patience for this particular stage of our grand designs is starting to fray, but it's just as well; both of us have essentially done all we feel we can do to lay down solid bio-physio-psycho-sociological foundations for our chosen peoples. Rose's growing discomfort with and desire to move on from this process helps to curb an urge of mine that she's correctly identified as a deep-seated need to micromanage things I care about. A few days back we both agreed that it's high time we get this fucking show on the road, so we've put the finishing touches on our scions and are just about ready to drop them kicking and screaming into the wilds of this beautiful, doomed planet.

Time to stop dirkblocking us and show us your "fantastic" pair of alien races then? Are they going to have any characters we actually begin to care about? You'd better hope so for your sake.

Odds are the whole races either transform to some other force in the eventual game that becomes Sburb or simplify themselves into the white and black Chess People, but you (Dirk) probably knew that already.

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Seahorses, connected with pipes to white and black ichor, looking much like the Meteor biological engineering labs, huh? White and black like Life (white (reproductive?) bio-fluids) and Death (ashen ink), the chess and Order colors?

Actually, give me a moment. I need to fix something that's been bugging me.

Huh.

Dirk: Render yourself in a more age-appropriate manner this instant.

Makes sense, with the depiction movement we've been seeing lately. And embraces his awful older bad-parent-to-Dave self more. Reflecting that facet of his broader Soul/existence more.

--Alright, phew. I should pace myself a bit and actually stop here for the day. As much as I'd love to get back to Vrissy seeing Yiffy for the first time, there isn't TOO much of a rush back there yet it looks like, and whatever is between there and here seems to be too wide and juicy, and I've been liveblogging for something like eight hours straight, so I probably shouldn't push myself too hard. I'm definitely coming back to this within a few days, though, because Homestuck^2 is hooking me more and more.

We'll probably see those new races finally this next time!

[charmixpower]

Other queer headcanons:

Icy -> Asexual Lesbian

She just has ace vibes to me. Darcy's whole manipulation thing by attraction is so useful but also she does not understand how it works even a little bit

Darcy -> Bisexual

She has a preference for men but it's not super strong. Shes always knew she was bisexual, baby Darcy was always aware. Smart girl hours

Stormy -> Aromatic Het

Stormy is so aromantic to me!!!! She has that aroallo energy of being hot, idk what to tell you. I literally could never see Stormy in a romantic relationship, like she'd have a platonic life partner but dating isn't real.

Sky -> Questioning (Bi pref women)

Brandon has once 100% offered to kiss Sky to see if he's bi, bc he had a crush on him and Sky still didn't realize he was bi. Like Eraklyon palace is not the place to try and question your sexuality and being attracted to people who could turn out to be spy's or he had a fuck ton of explicit power over was scary so he never figured out his sexuality until like s2~3

Brandon -> Gender Neutral, Pan, Poly

Brandon doesn't have a gender. He's completely gender neutral. Like he doesn't experience gender. He doesn't get gender euphoria or dysphoria. If he suddenly turned into a girl literally nothing would happen. He just doesn't experience gender, no gender here, godbless. He'd probably say Gender Neutral but there's other words for that

He's pan bc when he goes into the smooch competition with Stella, no one is off limits. Like I said with Stella, if they met someone they both wanted to date asking them out is a done deal

Timmy -> Gay Ace

This is just 100% vibes. Tecna is busy not dating him and Timmy needs something nice for himself. He just has the ace "I'm tired of you allos acting stupid as shit" energy in my thing, and he's gay bc he deserves nice things

Riven -> Bisexual

He's bi with a preference for women, and he would of known sooner but he was so far into the fucking closet that he had become one with the clothes. Musa helps him come out of the closet and they talk about hot people together I love them

Helia -> Alterous Transman

Alterous attraction is basically just attraction that isn't platonic or romantic vs aesthetic or sexual. It can be between them or be a secret third thing (like it is for me). Helia's alterous attraction is between platonic and romantic, and between aesthetic and sexual, everything is really fuzzy for him. He doesn't get strong anything but he still gets the feelings and impulse, it's just weak and most of the time he can't tell if it's actually platonic or aesthetic

He's also trans, this is just true. As soon as he learned what a boy and girl was he was telling his parents he was a boy. Like he knew very very early on, and he socially transitioned at a young age. Gender win for Helia

Nabu -> Gay

THIS MAN IS A HOMOSEXUAL!!!!! He and Sky make up the "raised rich and wears shiny ass earrings once they realized being GNC is an option" club, and good for him

Daphne -> Queer (Lesbian)

Daphne was WAY too busy fighting the ancestral witches to ever figure out her sexuality but she was aware of the fact that she wasn't cishet, so she just grabbed a macro label and kept it moving

Mirta -> GenderFluid Lesbian

It came to me in a dream. If she can use fairy and witch magic fluidly in canon what if her gender was fluid in my thing??? I am a fucking genius. Her hair is so non-binary. Haven't decided on pronouns yet, and Mirta just is a lesbian.

Diaspro -> Questioning (Pan)

Diaspro absolutely didn't have a single crush growing up in Eraklyon bc everyone there was a asshole and hatred her and she hated them back more. She was kinda punched in the face by her attraction to Bloom. She figures it out as soon as she leaves and talks to some normal people for like a month or something in s2 or s3

Roxy -> Agender AroAce

Roxy reminds me of my bestie who is agender, so they're agender, and I think it's funny if Roxy was watching the Winx do their relationship nonsense abt to throw up bc ew allo people. They are very repulsed, and I love them. They are literally a teenager trying to be cool and not understanding why everyone is dating or doing this gender shit. Triple A battery

Selina -> Trans Lesbian

Look at Selina's fucking ugly green hair and outfit, that is a trans lesbian if I've ever seen one

Krystal -> Bisexual

She just is, I can't explain. It's the Flora

[madame-mongoose]

Was trying to find your post about like, the hyper masculinization of the dca and how you see them as nonbinary or something 'cause I was talking with my friends about the Sun x Chica and Sun x Roxy ships and said this

Honestly I only ever like Sun x Chica and Sun x Roxy if it’s in a lesbian “girls night out that Sun joins because they’re not 100% a girl” way

I imagine Moon tries kissing Chica and Roxy one time and is like nope can’t do this y’all are strictly friends to me, if I’m joining any girls nights out it’s gotta be as a friend only, not a partner

Roxy is indifferent on it but Chica 100% agrees with Moon and is like yeah no kissing you is weird

(The comment about Moon were sprcifically about my au of them, not moon x them in general, in that au Sun is genderfluid and pan and poly and Moon is agender and demiromantic and demisexual and poly)

I said this after someone said something about shipping Roxy and Sun and Moon

Tbh I think my problem isn't with the ship so much as it is with like being reminded "oh people see the dca as a cis man and see this as a het ship" when I'm more of the opinion that the dca is nonbinary and all ships with them are queer in some way or another. So sometimes I get a bit uncomfy if people like really go out of their way to make the dca hyper cis masculine and het

But that's a me thing, it's not something other people need to or should be forced to conform to

One friend replied with "God you put it into words perfectly" and I was reminded of your post about this sorta thing

i tried to find the post but i couldnt either XP but yeah!!! exactly exactly my feelings! honestly i feel that way for a lot of characters. like wheatley is a funny example bc hes very obviously a lot more masculine than sun and moon. but i still feel mega uncomfy with very cis masculine depictions. probably one of the big reasons i dont like chelley. robots are the perfect partners bc they ARENT human and therefore dont typically have that same vibe as humans do gender wise. so its always very odd and uncomfy to me seeing hyper-masculinity being pushed onto characters im attracted to.

[nerdkingalpha]

Bored so ig i'll just make a post doxxing all my headmates. I'm Alpha, obviously. Noot girl, Nerd king (or queen if you want), the penguin loving, kamen rider glazing, friend making goober. I use the gift emoji when i can get this hellsite to let me. more often I'll just tag my posts with my name and pronouns, as will everyone else. If there's no tag, it's me.

going in order of formation, next is max. max is a catboy demon who hates people And will Capitalize "Important" words. he uses a cat emoji and goes by he/him. he's also just, the best at card games overall and our best mtg player. He likes slower games where he can focus on strategy

after him came roxie, the momma bear of the group. she's the most responsible by far and the oldest of us. uses a purple heart and will usually talk with proper punctuation and grammar, as well as using more proper words. She's not as much of a gamer and usually takes to making sure we go shopping when we need or do dishes and such

next was the jester themselves, Axialis! Axi's genderfluid, he's got blue hair *and* pronouns! very fun, very silly, and is the "emergency mask". When not stopping shit from hitting the fan she's a huge theater nerd and loves dnd. Axi's speech is like if I actually cared about punctuation. Imagine if this post had proper capitalization and periods and stuff but the same wording. also they use a fleur de lis emoji!

then we hit fictive land. next to form was Xander Yellain, who is notably originally an oc of mine (ours?) he's a grade A bastard and inexplicably sounds like a new yorker? Like he'll talk like he's gonna kick yer goddam ass. Also he swears the most but we usually censor him. It's really funny. Anyways xander calls himself a gang leader and likes fighting people. I'll have him post about his philosophies at some point. he uses a crown emoji because he calls himself the fear king

After him was Brionne, another oc fictive. She's a princess type from academia if you know anything about yugioh arc v. She's the most formal and fanciful of all of us and a little pretentious. Uses crossed swords as her emojis and rarely fronts outside of interacting with her partners

Finally is the legendary don quixote! the limbus company one. blonde hair, sparkly eyes, big dumb smile. she's almost never fronting, and when she does front it's not for often. however it's impossible to tell her no so if she wants front she gets it. usually just jumpscares us when someone talks about limbus. uses a carousel emoji!

[vrpuppy-pirate-cove]

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I will write for Fnaf: sb stuff and its characters! Even some aus, self inserts and own ideas, I would love to do requests If I'm not simping!

💙 What will I write?

🤍 -Headcanons/reactions: how would the animatronics react or be at certain scenarios. Headcanons and reactions are two different things, so they have different rules!

💙 -Date headcanons: how certain character would be as a partner! Romantic headcanons of course.

🤍 -Asks (general): any doubt you may have about the characters or the aus, I would be more than glad to answer them!

💙 -One-shot (Not Being Done): a small drabble with NO continuation with an animatronic, either with no specific scenario or just for fun!

-Not yet open for.. poly headcanons.. matchups.. come back later :).

🌨️ RULES.

🌨️ NAMES AND EXTRA CHARACTERS.

🌨️ Masterlists.

Not yet...

🫧 Rules:

🫧 1. NO nsfw. I can do slightly suggestive stuff but not heavy stuff and I will NOT answer suggestive stuff about Gregory who's a minor. Nor politics, religion, or that stuff either.

🫧 2. I can do heavy angst but I would take more time on those and I will tell you if I reject something that made me uncomfortable.

🫧 3. I will take crack, fluff, angst, slight suggestive and worldbuilding asks!

🫧 4. My mains are Freddy, Chica, Roxy and Monty but sometimes I would add more or answer with other characters! If you don't specify I would answer with them.

🫧 5. My character limit for reactions are 8 characters.

🫧 6. As this is a new blog with other fandom my askbox would be open! But if I swamped by a lot of asks I would put on a limit ^^".

🫧 7. As this are my own headcanons, I will write for some characters that aren't mentioned or don't appear on the game since in my au they do exist!

🫧 8. Just don't be a jerk please.

🫧 9. I might get crazy and allow you guys interact with the animatronics!! That totally depends on my mood tho. I make a lot of events tho!

🫧 10. My rules are wayyy up there. ☝🏻

❄️ About me!!

❄️ You can call me Puppy, Nicky or Bunny!

❄️ I'm genderfluid, bi-gray/cupioromantic and bi-demisexual!

❄️ I use any pronouns! But I would prefer if you used pup/pups! But other than that, any pronouns!

❄️ My main account (and undertale ask blog) is @vrnicky!

❄️ Sometimes I'll draw my characters so check out the #puppy draws!! Tag!

❄️ I'm a big simp of Monty and Freddy 👉🏻👈🏻

❄️ Hope you enjoy my blog!!

[homestuckexamination]

I haven't had time to read the epilogues, and consequently Homestuck^2 as well. I'm not sure if I ever will, but I still love participating in the fandom. I've seen a lot about June, trans Vriska and non-binary Roxy, and I'm kind of confused and lost. With people saying the epilogues aren't canon and some denying their existence outright, I'm not sure if this is true canon or headcanon or what? I don't want to be disrespectful and misgender characters, but I have no clue what's going on anymore.

June and Vriska have been made canon by WP through Toblerone Wishes. June is just a mention so far, and we haven’t had any canon example of her going through gender questioning, while Vriska had it shown as canon during her Pesterquest Route. 

NB Roxy is more difficult, because there’s two Epilogue routes, and in one she briefly mentions perhaps not quite feeling like a woman, but ends up still settling happily back as one throgh Motherhood, while in the other he first tries a neutral identity, and then settles as a dude, so people talk about genderfluidity for them, and use ‘Them’ to refer as Roxy as a character in general in the Epilogues without going specifically into either Timeline.

Ultimately though, if you’re talking about the characters in Homestuck, without going outside to the rest of the expanded Universe, I don’t think there’s anything too wrong in continuing to call Roxy she/her or talk about June as ‘John’ through the whole events of SBURB, so long as you do respect whatever choices they end up making later when talking specifically about the Epilogues and beyond.

[roxy-la-londe]

(Serious ask) Hey so I was wondering if you could help me with representing Roxy in a AU? Ive been working on a AU for a few years and Ive moved on to their post-SBURB life. I haven't kept up at all with any of the Epilogue stuff so I just found out about transgender Roxy. Now I'm worried about what to do? Since I haven't kept up with anything I have no mental image of transgender roxy so I'm worried I will misrepresent them but if I go with fem!roxy I'm worried it could come off as transphobic?

Oh hello anon! I think since you are writing an AU, you can have your Roxy be however you like in your created fanuniverse! As a genderfluid person, I do not find fem!Roxy to be transphobic, but I cannot speak for trans masc individuals, of course. Roxy is trans masc in Meat timeline, but not in Candy. Franchises with many timelines that have differences like that are difficult to navigate, for sure.

If you want to stick closer to Meat timeline canon, then I can talk about how Roxy is like there! He really took a lot from Dave’s style in how he presents himself. His shades are heart shaped, however. He still carries his own spin on the classic Strider Swag. If you want to make sure you are not misrepresenting Roxy, looking through their tag and reading Homestuck^2 will help. 

Generally, the epilogues are hard to get through at times, but on Homestuck^2′s website, theres a quicker summery, if you do not want to have to read them. Homestuck^2 itself is a much more pleasant reading experience, and also offers clues about how post-comic Roxy feels and acts.  

If you want, you can get back to me and I can post screenshots of where Roxy talked about gender with Dave in the epilogues, so you do not have to read all of them. It’s pretty good content anyways, well written. Or just if you have any more questions, want more details, or clarification, my inbox is always open.

But again! Not every timeline is Roxy trans, so do not feel pressured to go with Meat canon for your AU. 

[halfhappyhooligan]

Hi!! For the ask game, (hmestuck characters because I am cringe but I'm free!) Strilondes and Nepeta please? :))

anon idk who u are but i do know what you are /j ty for the ask ily also also long post ahead!

okie starting with roxy bc they mean the world to me <3

Sexuality Headcanon: aroace lesbian!

Gender Headcanon: genderfluid + uses all pronouns!

A ship I have with said character: not too passionate about any, i can't help but enjoy a lovely roxy/aradia :>

A BROTP I have with said character: ROXYGEN MY BELOVED!!!

A NOTP I have with said character: i dont see it as often anymore but the existence of ppl liking a romance between he and jake makes me..hmm...Unhappy !!

A random headcanon: she is a connoisseur of Marina, Paramore, and the Scary Jokes!!!

General Opinion over said character: THE CHARACTER EVER <33 LOVE OF MY LIFE and also i kin them so bad.f......but we dont talk about it<333

rose!

Sexuality Headcanon: lesbian!

Gender Headcanon: mtf gal + she/they pronouns

A ship I have with said character: rosemary is and always will be my otp for rose and kan <3

A BROTP I have with said character: ROSE AND JADE!!! i know these answers r so basic but theyre so beloved :<

A NOTP I have with said character: anything romantic with a boy!! why!!! i dont understand!

A random headcanon: consistently one of the biggest donors for AO3

General Opinion over said character: dearest more beloved <3 i love her to death

dave

Sexuality Headcanon: gay! and also on the aroace spectrum but he isn't really interested in figuring that out

Gender Headcanon: ftm + he/him

A ship I have with said character: davekat. literally whatever quadrant. any way u put it. davekat.

A BROTP I have with said character: dave and sollux + aradia !!! underrated tbh!!!

A NOTP I have with said character: honestly none, i like to think everyone overall gets along with him/has a good impression of him. of course, not including the obvious bro shit

A random headcanon: okay this is a bit anecdotal, but i once pondered neo pronouns for dave specifically.....swagself and for a good yr i rly enjoyed using that for him, and i forgot why i stopped i just remember suddenly Not Doing That anymore, so i internalized this as Dave Used Swagself Neopronouns for a year or two then decided they just werent for him for whatever reason

General Opinion over said character: THE SILLY!! i love him sm<333

dirk

Sexuality Headcanon: gay gay homosexual gay

Gender Headcanon: ftm + any pronouns with a preference to he/she

A ship I have with said character: dirkuu, started enjoying it for the funnies but then accidentally started genuinely enjoying their dynamic (lmfao)

A BROTP I have with said character: dirk and dave .....LISTEN i know its taking "brotp" literally but i love their friendship and how they know n care for each other :')

A NOTP I have with said character:

A random headcanon:

General Opinion over said character:

nepeta!

Sexuality Headcanon: bi

Gender Headcanon: cis + she/her and kittyself neos

A ship I have with said character: nep being pale with equius can mean so much to a gal.. :')

A BROTP I have with said character: nep and roxy r besties in my heart!

A NOTP I have with said character: i dont understand the appeal of nep and karkat! romantically ofc, platonically they are my beloveds

A random headcanon: she makes hella kandi and her friends support her craft sm <3

General Opinion over said character: i love her lots! (her sprites are also so dear to me)