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Day 4 — AU ₊˚✧ ゚
Submission for @minthe-drawings #BaxterMCWeek!
MC: Ai/Sky
#for the sake of my sanity I half-assed this one#lmfao#STILL#taking the kids to the fireworks my beloved 😭#I'm a simple bitch#I have simple poly positive au's for this game#BaxterMCWeek#baxter mc week#ol baxter#our life baxter#baxter#olba baxter#baxter ward#olba#ol:ba#our life beginnings and always#our life#cove holden#ol cove#mc china#polymance#iwrite art
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[ID: A digital sketch of xitsensunmoon’s Vampire Moon from the waist up. He is turned slightly left and looks down at the viewer with swirly red eyes and a mischievous, open-mouth smile. He is baring his fangs and his tongue hangs out of his mouth. He has his left arm up with his claws splayed. The lineart is a dark blue-purple and the background is a desaturated medium blue-purple. END ID.]
he’s so gross, i love him.
come get your mans @xitsensunmoon
#i have so many other things i should be working on and yet#i'm a simple bitch#i see a vampire i draw a vampire#fnaf moon#moondrop#dca#daycare attendant#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#security breach#bhtf au#bhtf au fanart#mocha art
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Cant wait for bioware to release the companions for Dragon Age so I can see what defrosting ice queen brunette I'm simping for this time.
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The best part of White Collar is the fact that they always have Neal in a white tank top when he's doing his forging/art/etc.
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went to a crafts show this afternoon and among some great art booths was this artist selling... carved(?) mineral/stone figures. some were little animals, but then there was the Jade Wizard Owl (where's 200 money when you need it), and mixed mineral dragon heads.... and there were also rose quartz Darth Vaders and an onyx Hello Kitty and a jasper Psyduck.
impeccable vibes, in other words.
but i think the best part was the stall runner/artist herself, because she was oscillating with fantastic frequency between pitching the little guys based on Qualities Of Crystals ("oooh, good eye, rose quartz is great for [insert apparent vibes here]!") and hawking her wares based off of Oh Man You Would Love This Weird Lil Guy ("did you see the skull over there, with the snake? and I've got a jade wizard hat right there-") based off of her read on each person looking around her booth.
once someone between us stepped away, she switched mid-sentence from pitching me on the qualities of rose quartz to Have You Seen My Other Wizard Guys.
#lethalhoopla nonsense#she was absolutely right to switch tactics#got one look at my gay ass in boots with folded over tops and slutty slutty unbuttoned but tucked in shirt and went Ah#and heel turned her pitch so hard it was great#....... i wanted that wizard owl so bad man#and the FIST SIZED CRYSTAL SKULL WITH A SNAKE#i'm a simple bitch
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Oh wow, that is true. Which route would you find most interesting the writers take in this case then?
I want to fight a god
I want to yeet Susurrus at his creator like a golden starling-powered nuclear missile and watch him just absolutely demolish it, because it may have created him, but it threatened his Frey and that is Not Allowed™.
So, uh, definitely leaning towards the "there's a bigger threat that demands we wipe out Athia, we just needed to get rid of the cult first" route XD
#forspoken#forspoken spoilers#itwt#itwt spoilers#in tanta we trust#in tanta we trust spoilers#forspoken speculation#asks#I'm a simple bitch#I see a god and I want to punch it#... don't read too far into that
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Hey, do you take requests/suggestions ? If so, can you draw Henry Oak Garcia being Henry Oak Garcia please ?
Henry my beloved,,
#he means the world to me#dndads#dungeons and daddies#henry oak garcia#henry oak#also featuring#lark oak garcia#sparrow oak garcia#mercedes oak garcia#darryl wilson#look i'm on the aroace spectrum but i'd makeout with him if given the opportunity#i'm a simple man with simple taste (fellow autistic bitches i could hypothetically pin to the ground)#my artwork
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mornin' babyface 🩵
@gallacrafts theme 29: freckles
#surprise bitch! i bet you thought you'd seen the last of me! - exactly one year after i posted my last gallacrafts here i am again#yanked out of retirement by the simple thought of freckles!#i know i'm late alsdfk i had a jim halpert staring at the camera moment when i realized how long this would take me! but i finished!#FRECKLES!!!#shameless#shameless fanart#shameless fan art#gallavich#gallavich fanart#ian gallagher#mickey milkovich#ian x mickey#shamelessnet#myart#mygallacrafts#digital art#fanart
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Now that crows are talking about noticing signs of corruption early on, such as during the prison event, i'm thinking about the one instance where q!Phil started shouting and hitting q!Bagi for trying to set q!Missa on a date with someone else. And it was hilarious, don't get me wrong, and we all just took it as a haha funny moment because Phil just missed him that much, right? But in hindsight, it's like, dang, chill bro. And Phil mentioned that moment AGAIN post-reset--not to Bagi, but just off hand, though definitely in a passive-aggressive manner. Like, why are you so hung up on it, dude?
Phil has never really been SO possessive of Missa before. And I think the corruption is part of it. Like, Missa can't go on a date with anyone else, you can't have him, he's mine.
(pls join the server when Philza is on, Missa, I wanna see my cubito get worse🙏)
#qsmp#pissa#my dumbass really went 'how can i make this about my ship???' bitch i found a way#jesus christ phil gave us such simple lore and I'M GOING NUTS OVER IT#i love my streamer's subtle lore sm
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how hard can it possibly be to not replace the one black origin character with a white guy
JUST ROMANCE GALE IF YOU WANT TO ROMANCE GALE WHY ARE YOU REMOVING WYLL FROM HIS OWN ROMANCE SCENE AND REPLACING HIM WITH GALE IF YOU WANT TO ROMANCE GALE JUST DO GALE'S ROMANCE OH MY FUCKING GOD
#not 3h#wyll ravengard#the ''Wyll is boring'' bitches sure do love slapping their favorite white boys over Wyll's scenes don't they#like if you want the Wyll Dance you have to romance Wyll#if you want to romance someone that acts like Wyll then romance Wyll. Simple as.#i'm sorry your sad little white boys don't wanna dance with you but please stop literally removing the one playable black guy k thnks
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I will give you three guesses what the end goal of the self-insert shenanigans is all about. First two guesses don't count :P
I'm also pretty sure that would have been the canon end goal for any sequels we were gonna get, but I have no proof beyond the Rheddig Tanta bringing the god up and a general longing to deck a god in the face
Y'know, if Forspoken was a JRPG, we would inevitably have to kill god.
Which I personally take to mean the god ruling Rheddah. Likely whatever greater power had a hand in creating Susurrus.
Sooooo a Forspoken JRPG could very well end with Frey killing the god that rules over Susurrus, freeing him from what likely binds him.
This concept pleases me.
#forspoken#forspoken spoilers#itwt#itwt spoilers#in tanta we trust#in Tanta we trust spoilers#self-insert shenanigans#I'm a simple bitch#I see a god I wanna kill it :3#undecided if Frey or Sus is gonna land the final blow but it's gonna be one of them#maybe both simultaneously#I probably won't decide until I write it lol#Bobbi Knell and Flick get to hold off the inevitable minions#Keen will either be the inevitable minion or he'll be on Team Good Guy™#depends on if he goes all Shonen Anime Protagonist and *joins* Team Good Guy™#or if he runs back home to daddy and sulks about getting his ass handed to him lol
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#my phone died before i could finish posting but i found a powerbank with a quarter charge on it so I'm back baby 😌#5sos#5 seconds of summer#luke hemmings#luke#nostalgia tour#tiktok#nostalgia tour Amsterdam#kh4f post#obviously this was going to be a separate post👔#like why do you think it's taken me so long to post pics from this show it's bc i have literally 100+ saved 😭😭😭#a bitch loves a simple and classic suit and tie look idk what to tell u#this look was less slutty substitute teacher and more after hours overworked business man which unfortunately also works for me#i have learned so many things about myself being in this fandom#anyways#👔👄👔
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it still cracks me up to my bones that the romance plot that ended as an open ended sad separation was the cute, soft university boys who has multiple romantic musical numbers together and not the bodyguard/mafia boss who tried to kill each other and had sex against a mirror or the bodyguard/mafia 2.0 boss who tried to kill each other twice and had sex in a torture dungeon after their therapy hedgehog died
#kinnporsche#nope still kilsl me#i'm dying#kim and chay: hello world we're so soft and simple and chill#SIKE BITCHES#here's lying and deception and kim being unhinged while chay plays overwatch#porsche is getting fucked in a pool and pete is getting fucked wearing chains and they both got happier endings with their mafia men#chay's over here like#I can't believe kimlor montana betrayed me like this blocked#pikachu's chaotic recaps
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i used to be a bit conscious about having so many girls/fem characters in my works (starsaints carnival is the only developed story right now that doesn't have a female protagonist, and most of the time i have to actively go out of my way to make male characters) but you know what fuck it i like girls so i'm gonna write girls goddammit!!!
#this is a bit inspired by my last reblog because so many of my girl ocs are super flawed/villainous/antagonistic/what have you#and then reassassination... literally every girl in there is a mean rude bitch who kills and murders.....#but like if every female character in actual published media that focuses on dudes is gonna be hated for being a bit mean#then why not have all my personal oc projects about mean girls who take focus of the story ?#oftentimes the needless hate of girl charas also stems from the underdevelopment of that character compared to her dude peers anyway#(tho thats not always the case and misogyny is almost always a driving factor in unnecessary hate regardless of the quality of the writing)#i feel like i'm waffling lmao#but in the end i just want to write stories about evil annoying overpowered lesbians who hate everyone#also the whole “mostly girls” with my oc projects probably stems from the fact that i only ever watched stuff about girls as a kid!simple as#i took the tokyo mew mew pill at age 8 and never recovered
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yOu'Re gOiNg fOr a LiTeR? | "Habs react to Quebec Maple facts", 10.22.24
#guys this is not becoming a regular thing this is just the mental illinois breaking through but ALSO I SAW THIS AND SCREAMEDDDDD#they did this For Me. those are all my guys. like yes yes we know about xhekovský but that’s my adopted austrian son david reinbacher!!!#that’s my baby goalie carey price time travel cowboy son cayden primeau!!!! and i just LOVE that they were like#‘yeah so one of them is gonna be a bitch in both pairs. & yeah we’re gonna make them lose.’ & i am HERE for it. you know the media day vid#where they asked all of them who was brat on the team and like 75% said slaf which we all KNEW? yes. correct. even more evidence godddd#also empathize so much with him because i hate feeling stupid & he is notably like. a very smart guy w/good awareness of broader society#and sorry to get like this on a silly little post i’m about to fanfiction-ify before i have xhekovský hours but so much of this goes back#to the xenophobia in the nhl and how we treat players (not only that. people in north am/west tbh) whose first language is not english#and degrade/discredit them and their intelligence by virtue of their multilingualism and how we even think about multilingualism as a whole#e.g. the sense that certain languages are perceived as more ‘valuable’ capital/the support that SHOULD be there for language learning simpl#is not from what i can tell in the nhl so even if you wanted to foster an environment of intercultural competency they’re doing nothing to#support it. the stories!! of so many guys! reliant solely upon their teammates for basic necessities! WHERE is your language acquisition#programming. sorry the linguistics language and culture attempted to jump out there & i am not conveying what i want to say at ALL. anyway#juraj's slow descent into madness as u can SEE him visibly getting more & more over it & done is my roman empire. like he's having fun#at first he's laughing 'what is this whiskey?' & i AM thinking that toothy little grin at arber with the jerkoff hand motion about the mapl#syrup only taking a few minutes to come (out) was a dig. lord knows arber deserved it with his shorts pulled all the way up like GOD the me#you put here to wear slutty little 3" shorts live in cold CANADA and have to cover up their thigh tattoos. what a travesty. and the amount#of THIGH in this video i- biting. arber's hairy legs slaf's manspreading more as he gets frustrated & arber teases him i. and DAVID????#on a completely different note cayden with his face covered is giving me INTENSE brainworms i have the most unhinged storylines for him#AND THE BRYNDZOVE HALUSKYYYY everything past 2:00 is gold. david's tired sighs. slaf hating it here. arber having the time of his life#'taste' 'that's not an advantage' DAVID kill him. 'maple syrup specialist... normal guy 🤷' slaf you are the WORST loser and ily for it#arber defending his wife w/his life... juraj's the smartest guy in the room & arber's on his leash about it. it goes both ways (to be cont)#juraj slafkovský#arber xhekaj#david reinbacher#cayden primeau#montreal canadiens#i'm xhekovský posting leave me alone i'm also *****
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doing a full mage build in skyrim is so so hard
#no armor no real weapons no nothing#i have one (1) steel dagger that can be used to stab a bitch if the need arises#other than that it's magic mods for spell variety and quicksave before every battle amen#no melee follower either i'm a simple college student it's me and brelyna against the world#skyrim#tes#tes v skyrim#tes v
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