#I'll pay you

[muskbunny]

spent all night punching myself to make some marks. now i have 0 bruises and my wrist hurts LMAO can someone beat me up pls

[astrophysicist-jd]

DID NO ONE THINK TO WARN ME!!!!??????

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[humanitys-strongest-bamf]

who wants to draw me a photorealistic picture of levi's cock

[starchasing-cryptid]

sometimes you just think no one likes you anymore, then you listen to your sad playlist and avoid people

[iindigoeyed]

Sorry to complain on main but

i had (have) 3 fucking longfics planned and one of them is actively being written and it's so nauseating because i didn't think to write an outline from the beginning and just wrote the first few chapters the same way i write my shorter stuff (aka: Whatever The Hell Happens, Happens with very little planning) and now i'm suffering and wayy in over my head and honestly considering dropping the whole thing because other people have taken the same concept and done it better for a different ship and it's a genre i'm not typically versed in writing and every time i think of ways to fix it i just make it worse and more convoluted and now i'm just discouraged from working on it and feel like i've wasted 4 months of my fucking life. I swear i'm never doing this again but the other two projects are ones i'm very excited for and yet, i hate hate hate having to plan so much and figure out the minute details like i just want to give up. i open my google docs (all 7 of them) and look at the gargantuan amount that i have to complete before i can even remotely POST chapter 1 and it makes me want to puke. I dont know how you people do this

[elibean]

man the part of me that wants to consume ALL LINK CLICK MEDIA and combed through hours of the stupid mobile game collab on my computer with google translate lens to get all the shiguang bits really wants to buy the audio drama

it is also competing with the part of me that is lazy, and cheap, and knows that 1) buying the audio dramas as someone who does not live in china is convoluted and complicated and 2) not free

[starsarestories]

Writers block is a virus.

(My laptop password is 311081 - ifykyk)

[lostkitty420]

I'm trying to commission a tattoo. The art I want will be a hybrid of these three. I'd like the city background, the messy pigtails, the contrasting clothing design, and the tarot card frame. I'm planning on the back of the left calf or the left shoulder and fore arm. Optimally, I'd like to hire @loputyn, but the language barrier is so real. Any takers? I respect artists and am willing to pay for quality art that translates well to tattoo art.

[umbramus]

Gay pride? Bitch, gay gluttony, I'm fuckin hungry

[notsosaucystuff]

I dare someone to send me an ask

[our-marvel-universe]

Seriously will someone come finish this fic for me I just... Can't

[egophiliac]

WAIT when did he get FANGS

[kick-girl]

the whole fandom @ @stellorc​

I Shall Move Hell

angry self-righteous jedi about to take a trip downhill. In this house we support unhinged women.

process gif under the cut :)

i had to stop this piece for three weeks until i had the courage to stare at armor pics and do studies to make the metal not look like actual shit. Goal accomplishment is questionable but at least is Done.

very proud of the mask tho

[syb-rooks]

The bad kids are an incredibly healthy and supportive friend group BUT OH MY GOD THEY SUCK AT COMMUNICATING!

Half of their problems would be solved if they talked to each other.

Fabian would GLADLY pay for Adaine's components and for Riz's tuition if they asked. He would even get his papa to change his trust fund conditions to include them. Or he would declare Riz and Adaine his nemesis.

They would figure out the reason for Fig's misfortune in a week max. They would march into hell, probably accompanied by both Gorthalax and Sandra Lynn, and demand to break whatever deal she made with whichever demon involved.

If Fabian even suggested he was lonely, the bad kids would organise sleepovers every night. He would circle between the Thistlesprings, the Gukgaks and the Mordred Manor. Lydia would pack him his own lunch.

Fig would immediately start promoting Cassandra's religion on all social media, and get her to thousand followers in a week. The rest of the bad kids would join without hesitation.

If Riz would finally admit the HUGE stress he is under, everyone, even Fig, would stop piling all the work on him and happily write their 10 page essays. They would convince him to see Jawbone, and enjoy his last years in high school. They would band together to find the rogue teacher within a day. They would make sure that Riz's resume is the most impressive CV that the universities have ever received.

They would all gather together to come up with music for Fig and Gorgug's new album. Fabian would choreograph their music videos, Adaine would come up with rhymes, Riz would bring a list of all their adventures, including motifs and connections made, to give her inspiration, Kristen would suggest to make parodies of classic camp songs from her old church.

Adaine would contact Aelwyn immediately to get dirt on Porter, to blackmail him. Gorgug would get permission for his MCAT exams by the end of the week.

And if she would stay on the phone a little longer and admitted how much she is struggling, Aelwyn would immediately return home along with her cats. Then she would drag her sister to Jawbone's door, and force her to give him the components list.

The problem is that even after all those years, after all those adventures, even after the forest of the nightmare king, they still each think of themselves as the weak link. As the person in the group that isn't allowed, doesnt deserve to take space, ask for help. Because they should be able to handle it on their own. Isn't that what adulthood is like?

They would abandon anything and everything to help someone else, as long as that person isn't themselves. As long as they dont have to show their amazing, incredible, powerful, and oh so compassionate friends how weak and imperfect they are in comparison.

[ryllen]

🌾 . 🍚

[tiredmaster]

CURLY'S ARSE GOT BLOWN OFF?!?!?!?!