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spent all night punching myself to make some marks. now i have 0 bruises and my wrist hurts LMAO can someone beat me up pls
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DID NO ONE THINK TO WARN ME!!!!??????
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
#arcane#jinx and isha#s2 ep5#arcane s2#s2 ep6#my baby#my babyyyy#MY BABY!!!!#*ugliest sobs known to man*#someone kill me#please anyone#I'll pay you#she makes me so sad#why was she so happy?#smiling as the light consumed her#does she know how much therapy she has to pay for now??#DOES SHE???
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who wants to draw me a photorealistic picture of levi's cock
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sometimes you just think no one likes you anymore, then you listen to your sad playlist and avoid people
#wow this is so fun i hate having feelings#someone remove my brain pls#i'll pay you#just pls#mars screams into space
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man the part of me that wants to consume ALL LINK CLICK MEDIA and combed through hours of the stupid mobile game collab on my computer with google translate lens to get all the shiguang bits really wants to buy the audio drama
it is also competing with the part of me that is lazy, and cheap, and knows that 1) buying the audio dramas as someone who does not live in china is convoluted and complicated and 2) not free
#text post#can someone just.....translate all of them please#i'll pay you#discord has one episode tld but thats it#and like.....#i spose the reason the rest arent tld is bc#support the official release etc etc#BUT LIKE............#please
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Writers block is a virus.
(My laptop password is 311081 - ifykyk)
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I'm trying to commission a tattoo. The art I want will be a hybrid of these three. I'd like the city background, the messy pigtails, the contrasting clothing design, and the tarot card frame. I'm planning on the back of the left calf or the left shoulder and fore arm. Optimally, I'd like to hire @loputyn, but the language barrier is so real. Any takers? I respect artists and am willing to pay for quality art that translates well to tattoo art.
#the moon the star tarot#art commission#tattoo artist wanted#pleaae help me#i'll pay you#tarot catd art#the fool card#the fool tattoo#commission seeking#artists are powerful
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Gay pride? Bitch, gay gluttony, I'm fuckin hungry
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I dare someone to send me an ask
#asks#please#I'm asking nicely#I'll pay you#not really#I'm just sleep deprived and wanted to make a dnp reference
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WAIT when did he get FANGS
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#brushie brushie#i thought i was imagining it but i have compared screenshots and it is true#they gave him a bunch of new animations and just decided to throw some fangs in there too!#unless this is an earlier thing i just missed because i don't pay attention (very possible)#anyway i decided to do one last ten-pull and THERE HE WAS#and his personal story is SO unexpectedly cute oh my gosh#at any given moment crewel is thinking about how much he misses his dog(s)#it is CANON#canon like the fangs (why) (i'm not complaining i just want to KNOW)#get you a fandom where they randomly and with no explanation give a character fangs I GUESS#anyway thank you sensei for validating the mountain of keys i threw into the void for you#i'd assumed he'd duo with grim so it is unfortunate that it turned out to be with a card i don't have and will probably never get 🙃#but it is VERY funny actually that he duos with crowley so i'll forgive him#the only funnier character would be jack#OR NO WAIT actually leona#'which character would be the funniest to --' the answer is always. ALWAYS. leona
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the whole fandom @ @stellorc
I Shall Move Hell
angry self-righteous jedi about to take a trip downhill. In this house we support unhinged women.
process gif under the cut :)
i had to stop this piece for three weeks until i had the courage to stare at armor pics and do studies to make the metal not look like actual shit. Goal accomplishment is questionable but at least is Done.
very proud of the mask tho
#revan#darth revan#f!revan#lady revan#kotor#knights of the old republic#stellorc#holy BEANS stellorc#the lighting#the texture#the eyes#the EVERYTHING#wow#i don't even have proper words#art god stellorc#can you teach me how to paint good#i'll pay you#i can't stop staring at the hair#just the folds on the cape alone just makes me clutch my heart#the kotor fandom is truly blessed to have you#can i make this my phone wallpaper#sending you all the loves stellorc <3
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The bad kids are an incredibly healthy and supportive friend group BUT OH MY GOD THEY SUCK AT COMMUNICATING!
Half of their problems would be solved if they talked to each other.
Fabian would GLADLY pay for Adaine's components and for Riz's tuition if they asked. He would even get his papa to change his trust fund conditions to include them. Or he would declare Riz and Adaine his nemesis.
They would figure out the reason for Fig's misfortune in a week max. They would march into hell, probably accompanied by both Gorthalax and Sandra Lynn, and demand to break whatever deal she made with whichever demon involved.
If Fabian even suggested he was lonely, the bad kids would organise sleepovers every night. He would circle between the Thistlesprings, the Gukgaks and the Mordred Manor. Lydia would pack him his own lunch.
Fig would immediately start promoting Cassandra's religion on all social media, and get her to thousand followers in a week. The rest of the bad kids would join without hesitation.
If Riz would finally admit the HUGE stress he is under, everyone, even Fig, would stop piling all the work on him and happily write their 10 page essays. They would convince him to see Jawbone, and enjoy his last years in high school. They would band together to find the rogue teacher within a day. They would make sure that Riz's resume is the most impressive CV that the universities have ever received.
They would all gather together to come up with music for Fig and Gorgug's new album. Fabian would choreograph their music videos, Adaine would come up with rhymes, Riz would bring a list of all their adventures, including motifs and connections made, to give her inspiration, Kristen would suggest to make parodies of classic camp songs from her old church.
Adaine would contact Aelwyn immediately to get dirt on Porter, to blackmail him. Gorgug would get permission for his MCAT exams by the end of the week.
And if she would stay on the phone a little longer and admitted how much she is struggling, Aelwyn would immediately return home along with her cats. Then she would drag her sister to Jawbone's door, and force her to give him the components list.
The problem is that even after all those years, after all those adventures, even after the forest of the nightmare king, they still each think of themselves as the weak link. As the person in the group that isn't allowed, doesnt deserve to take space, ask for help. Because they should be able to handle it on their own. Isn't that what adulthood is like?
They would abandon anything and everything to help someone else, as long as that person isn't themselves. As long as they dont have to show their amazing, incredible, powerful, and oh so compassionate friends how weak and imperfect they are in comparison.
#what i am saying is that#I NEED SOMEONE TO LOCK THEM IN A ROOM#AND CAST ZONE OF TRUTH#PLEASE BRENNAN I'LL PAY YOU 10 DOLLARS#dimension 20 fantasy high spoilers#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#fhjy spoilers#dimension 20 fhjy#dimension 20#riz gukgak#adaine abernant#gorgug thistlespring#fig feath#fabian seacaster#kristen applebees#long post#the bad kids
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No one sent me 15 dollars with a pigeon but have the undercut mcqueer death god bath portrait anyway.
#hades supergiant#hades fanart#hades game#hades 2#thanatos hades#my art#Someone said ''i'll give you money for this if you want'' but paypal isn't available where i live and-#-i don't feel like figuring out how to get money from overseas. Also i'd have to figure out how to pay taxes for it.#I'm very flattered that someone would even say that though!#I was going to make a hot springs portrait for Thantos after Megaera anyway but i forgor#Imma be real...i'm a comic artist#so a portrait like this is very easy for me... Finished this in like 2 hours lmao
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Sometimes the doomed old man toxic yoai gets so bad you just have to start writing about fucking revenge guac to get over the pain.
#sonic movie 3#sonic 3#sonic the hedgehog#slight spoilers#stobotnik#I've never seen such fucking YEARN in a man before like PICK IT UP bro your obsession is so obvious#I've never felt so.. like this about an end of a relationship before i swear to god if Stone disappears after this I'll riot#I need him causing destruction in Robotniks name but before that I'm going to cope with him being a yearny little shit snd Shadow being edgy#Genuinely it's going to be 1K words of Shadow thinking 'Maria would've loved guacamole..' or something like that because i refuse to be sad#I'm not coping.. everyone lives nobody dies stobotnik ISN'T DEAD NOW WHAT DO YOU MEAN#the sonic movie team is paying for all of my bills not just the therapy ones because FUCK THIS#i loved the movie though it's so good gaia please never stop the peak it's so peak holy shit#OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED METAL SONIC WON'T HAVE HIS DAD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE#I'm NOT going to be okay coming into the third movie how could you have taken the father son bonding AWAY FROM ME
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FOUREVER YOU (2024)
#fourever you#fourever you the series#.gif#userrlana#userjamiec#userrzey#uservix#userlinnea#userrlaura#esmetracks#vishingwell#usertaeminie#usertheos#forfive#tvedit#johannorth#I'LL HAVE TO CHARGE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!#I CAN PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#they're bonkers they're insane they're everything to me#spoilers#fourever you spoilers
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🌾 . 🍚
#sdv#stardew valley#sdv alex#stardew alex#sdv haley#stardew haley#sdv farmer#stardew farmer#probably pierre wouldn't want to hire anyone to do paint job to save money#but maybe caroline be like i'll pay it from my saving; it's dangerous for you to try reaching the high spot or something like that#o wait i forget long paint roller stick exists#oh well anyway fshdh#i love farmer who totally gives blind eyes on whatever bodily charm he tries to flaunt#it's hard to actually do it#but in this case; fictionally; the farmer can#stardew valley alex#stardew valley farmer#stardew valley haley#fanart#fsfhsh alex#ref on the linked icons
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