#I'M the idiot

[slashersgostabbystabstab]

Idiot got a brain freeze after too much Slurpee

[friend-crow]

What idiot scheduled me for an 8 AM appointment the day after I got back?

[wtfjd95]

Aloy is me right now, barely hanging on.

[virtualgirladvance]

Mom, can we go to Legoland tomorrow? Please i got an A+ in math, i deserve it. You promised. Please!

Why do you even want to go to Lego land you don't even play with them after you make it???

Thanks tumblr for somehow both wanting me to be a milf while also making it the least sexy thing ever. I'm going to become a nun or a hermit or something

[nostalgiamonster]

This just in: local idiot showered and did their hair especially for a voice call

[draconym]

Sure, you know how to self-flagellate, but do you know how to apologize? Saying "I'm a stupid idiot" is not the same thing as saying "I did something wrong."

[kitzykitzykitzy]

Everyone point and laugh at the idiot who forgot their tea and now has to drink it cold

[emiwritesfiction]

I did it! I finally finished writing chapter 20 of my beloved idiots-in-love SWTOR epic!

I cannot express how amazing this feels. I *love* this story. I love these two lil' fools. And I have been trying, desperately, to find the right way to continue this story for SIX MONTHS. I have written this chapter, scrapped it, started from a blank page and written it all over again SO MANY TIMES. I have four different verions sitting in my "cut" folder.

I haven't been able to write anything else. I have another two-parter tale that is waiting on its second half that I haven't been able to focus on, because this has been HAUNTING me!

And today, at long last - it's ready! It's right! It sounds like them, it feels like them, it carries the soft pivot of the story so we can move towards the last third of this tale (pure conjecture on length but sounds about right? Like I know where this going but I'm not sure how we're getting there).

Guys. Is this. What joy feels like. Like I might be existentially happy right now and that is not normal.

*deep breath*

Okay. Um. I guess now I have to write chapter 21...?

[warlockofagnesi]

I would personally like to put in a request for a tale told by an idiot that lacks both sound AND fury but actually does signify something

They should invent a tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow that doesn’t creep in this petty pace from day to day

[spaewiife]

Get sained idiot

[wtfjd95]

Managed to override a Tallneck but then almost got trampled by a charger.

[astral-cataclysm]

hey, don't be an idiot, use a VPN if you do this

Sims 4 page on Steam. Not to be controversial but I think the CEO of EA should be beheaded for this

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Bruce used Awkward Flirtation. It's a Critical Hit!

Reference under cut

[afoxateyourcookies]

Guess which idiot tripped over their own two feet and hurt themself.

[themintman]

He's doing his best okay.

[chantechanterossignol]

I find it very funny when people assume I'm good with technology. I look like I am but I've managed to knock up several devices and I just found out that you can do ANIMATIONS in Powerpoint. Let's just say... I had fun...