#I'M S O R R Y

[pastelaspirations]

So, u h.

H O W. HOW, I ASK. ALL I DO IS POST ART ONCE IN A BLUE MOON AND MAKE REALLY CURSED REBLOGS. LIKE, I'M SO VERY GLAD YOU'RE HERE, BUT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW OR WHY YOU'RE HERE-

I also like. Make really angsty, ungodly long fanfics that I do absolutely nothing to promote on this dumpster fire of a blog, but that's besides the point- ANYWAY. HAVE SOME REALLY SKETCHY DOODLES THAT I DID TO THANK YA MAD LADS ;_;

Thank ya, thank ya, you absolute mad lads. I will uh... continue to do what I do. Thank you for joining the ride, even though it's less of a ride and more that I found an abandoned theme park ride and decided to ride it as a prolonged death wish and you inexplicably strapped yourself in next to me with the moldy seatbelt-

[aza-trash-can]

I think it's very important for y'all to know that Wattpad is considered a major enough publisher of works to be on a database specifically for publishing houses

I nearly did a spit take seeing that while searching for publishers for a school assignment

[pastelaspirations]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK, I'M SCREAMING. I AM SHAKING YOU AND SCREAMING RIGHT NOW. (Of course, very respectfully and not at all like a deranged lunatic who has just lost their mind)

H O W W W, MAAAN. I c a n ' t. I physically cannot. I am literally surrounded by the fastest artists around, h o w. All of you guys are so speedy, man, I can't keep up, physically or mentally-

I am just. Grabbing you by the shoulders. Staring into your eyes. I just have one question to ask. Just one, teeny lil question.

How did you make them so cute?

LIKE. LOOK AT THEM, MAN. I'M NOT MAKING THIS U P.

Like, yes, yes, we got the full panel of Daisy and it's kind of a given that she's cute. So much so, one might say that it was cheating 'cus she's a literal pupper doggo.

B U T. NAH. YA MADE THE LADS. THE BOIISS. YA MADE THEM SO ADORABLE AND PRECIOUS TOO, I CAN'T- ;_; ;_;

Okay, breathe, I'm not okay. JUST. DAISY IS SO FLOOFY, I CAN SEE THE SASS RADIATING OF ERROR IN THE FIRST SKETCH WHICH IS PERFECT, AND. INK, OH MY GOD, IS JUST THE CUTEST, SHYEST LIL CUTIE PIE EVER-

I am reeling. The height difference in the first sketch. I am not okay. I am ascending. LIKE, I KNOW, I KNOW, THAT'S ALL MY FAULT, I MADE IT THAT WAY. But maaan, I'm sorry, Ink, ya didn't need that but I couldn't resist.

I'm crying. Ya even got Broomie's drip and the Delta Rune symbol on Ink's clasp. Then the freaking patches on Error's coat in the exact location, b r o. You guys' attention to detail is unreal-

Okay, I'm sorry. I'm just. I'm done losing my mind, I swear. YOU GUYS ARE DOING MORE ART OF MY FIC THAN I AM RIGHT NOW. I am cryingg, I'm working on the next chapter, it won't take me eight months, oh my god, I need to keep up with you absolute mad lads, I can't-

Some art I did of @pastelaspirations wonderful fanfic 'Perseverance'!

I loved reading it so much <3

Also why is Error and Daisy so fun to draw-?

I'm gonna go ahead and post these but I have more I'm working on. It's just this fic lives rent free in my head now and I'm worried if I don't post now, I'll never post and it'll just turn into more and more until I don't know what to do with them soooooo ye :3 enjoyyyy ig lol

Full page under the cut (There's no bonus or anything :'3 I just like putting the full thing just in case)

Og Ink and Error belong to comyet and loverofpiggies respectively

[starcurtain]

Hear me out. I know it's unlikely that Ratio would ever have been foolish enough to directly get taken in by a scam, but considering that we know:

One of the groups specifically tricked by Kakavasha before he joined the IPC was the Intelligentsia Guild

What he tricked them about was Tayzzyronth's Swarm remnants, the exact same thing we see Ratio investigating in his very first appearance in the game, and

The researchers were described as "extremely cautious"

I am surprised that "Ratio was at least somehow connected to the Intelligentsia Guild team fooled by Kakavasha before he was ever even a Stoneheart" isn't more popular with the Ratio and Aventurine fandom.

Like imagine being Dr. Ratio. You tell your colleagues, "This seems like a scam. Are you sure you should trust this 'local guide' you've made contact with? Tell me about him. A picture? Does this even look like an Egyhazan native to you? I won't save you fools from making idiotic decisions." (You end up having to clean up the aftermath of their idiotic decisions anyway. There is sand in places on your body you didn't even know existed before this. How mortifying for the Guild. For you, by association.)

Then, next thing you know, you get a mission briefing slid across your desk from your IPC connections. They want you to work with their new Stoneheart. You open the packet to see... that little bastard with the enthralling eyes who had your moronic colleagues scrambling in the dirt on a backwater planet for months. Apparently he's made a career out of fooling you your supposedly competent guildmates.

You run off to confront him. You never met him personally back then, but you deserve compensation for the idiocy you were subjected to nonetheless. He deserves to know how much of a pain in the ass he's been in your life already without ever having met your eyes--

He proceeds to shove a gun into your hands and tries to make you an accomplice to a suicide. Apparently, this is normal behavior for the man now called Aventurine. Somehow, it's supposed to prove to you that he is a sane and reliable individual.

Absolutely nothing in your life has been normal since Egyhazo.

You would like to have mundane problems, sometimes.

How do you keep ending up in this beautiful manic clever conman's orbit, and why, like binary stars, can you not escape the gravitational pull?

[warmshotamilk]

Loli with a penis, call it her lolipop

[birb--birb]

wisdom, pride, regret they're all connected and its making me cry

[slashingdisneypasta]

Hey! What are you reading at the moment? Take this as an oppertunity to overshare about your current book!! I wanna know!!

[biitchcakes]

MUNCH MUNCH . / @danversiism 💖

( personals DNI . )

[vynegar]

honestly the OST is the real culprit for dragging me back to tot every time

[werenotacoupleyesyouare]

QUACKITY SMP????????????

[pastelaspirations]

I’ll never forget you babes 😭💔😔🥺

I finally come back to tumblr and t h i s is what I see. That's it, I'm done, I'm uninstalling tumblr. Bye everyone, it's Honey's fault-

[paperhats-and-evil-schemes]

Man, I still find it so funny how eerily close you got to what Flug's canon backstory turned out to be, lol. (With hero exes anyway, not so much the mom thing afaik)

Like, every time I reread Compromise, I just can't help but laugh that Summer and Star Cluster are literally just Miss Heed split into two characters, it's awesome lmfao

You're never beating the prophet allegations 😂

God, don't remind me, Compromise is one of those fics that desperately needs rewriting tbh auieswdkfjuszisxkxcmv

Idk, maybe I'm misremembering, but I always felt like Flug having a hero ex that didn't work out due to the moral differences or possible betrayals was a somewhat popular theory back in the day lkxjckjkv

And he's very bulliable, so "taken advantage of in high school" also felt somewhat predictable, it's not so much me being a prophet and more like just, like, me taking popular nerd/villain tropes and running with them lmao

[supercantaloupe]

facebook marketplace is the worst and the world's most frustratingly stupid people live there

[unofficials4t4n]

I've heard a bunch of different names for this fucker

We've got the operator, the administrator, god, the father, stick in the mud, that thing, the tall man, the faceless king, the faceless man, the faceless angel, hellspawn, Mr. No Face, tall friend, tall fucker, even some whack shit like daddy long legs

...

I did not expect the next addition to this list to be 'raging sex pest'

[darkheartedprince]

x @swanprincessodette continued from HERE.

As he stood by the shore holding the flower out to her , he watched as the blonde before him took it with such grace it was almost poetic . His aquamarine hues watched her study the flower curiously as if it were a foreign object . He didn't think that flowers were that important , but when he traveled worlds he always tried to bring something back with him . This particular flower , Riku found in a world where there were nothing but trees as tall as the sky and oceans far more vast than those he had at home .

Gently , he nodded , offering her a little smile when she asked if it was for her . Truth be told , even though he didn't know what kind of flower it was, he thought it was pretty , so he brought it along with him .

" -- Yes , it's for you . "

That came out more stoic and serious than he meant it to . This was never his intention but , somehow , it always happened . He looked around then back to her as a question itched at his mind , causing his brows to furrow .

" --Why are you out here ? "

[slashingdisneypasta]

I'm watching Pawnstars and they have one of Harry Houdini's straight jackets.

That's the first thing that's really excited me. That's actually so damn cool. Oh my goodness. This is something I'd geek out over XDD