#I'M FUCKING DEAD

[thefirstknife]

Final page for Rites of Passage: not an epilogue after all. There is also a radio message first which unlocks it.

Anyway I am crying like a baby.

[tremendous-entropy]

[samslither]

So, is no one going to mention that Dan called Phil "Sweetie" in the last video?

[sekaithemystic]

emily's "yeah what about it brennan" when he described a girl in a red cloak ahead of ylfa is so kznzkwknxskjdkd SHE KNOWS HE'S GONNA FUCK HER OVER

[oompaloompadidu]

SERIOUSLY BSD BEAST MADE ME CRY SO MUCH

LIKE WHY DID THEY HAVE TO MAKE IT SO SAD

I'M SO SORRY FOR LITERALLY EVERY CHARACTER NOW I JUST CAN'T HATE THEM PLSSSSS

[menelvagor]

For Thingol, she leaves some very pretty braid clips.

He looks down at them, glittering in the light. "What are these? Are these to wear?"

He is not appreciative of such a thoughtful gift.

[anxietyfrappuccino]

in the desert, they stop at an oasis, their creature gets stolen, callum has a past life experience involving a boomerang

[anatheyma]

NOT MY ROOMMATE SENDING THIS

[vibinsane]

facts.

[theseance444]

// not @peaceinthelight immediately clocking Ben getting roasted

[hazelnatcoffee]

not me writing hawkeye x father mulcahy in the year of 2023, and our lord jesus christ,

[demonscantgothere]

Do you remember how excited Halbrand was when he told Galadriel that they had made TWO rings? This guy had so much hope

You know, I was reading this interview Charlie gave, and . . .

He offers to make her his queen. Is that a marriage proposal? Charlie: That’s something I thought about a lot, but I don’t think so. W.H. Auden wrote an essay on Tolkien, and he said something along the lines of, “Evil loves only itself.” [“Evil, defiantly chosen, can no longer imagine anything but itself.”] So I think in his pitch to Galadriel, it cannot mean that he loves her or that there’s any kind of romantic relationship. There should be no ambiguity around the fact that Sauron is evil — he’s terrible, and he’s using Galadriel to enhance his power. Throughout the season, she shows him a different way of ruling and maybe illuminates some things for him. So in making that pitch, I think he’s saying, “Join me and we can rule, and I can coordinate everything and rehabilitate Middle-earth.” But having said that, I also think he would have gotten there anyway without her. He would have descended back into evil. It was inevitable. Haladriel shippers will despair. Charlie: [Laughs.] Shipping, by the way, is actually a word that Morfydd taught me! Hopefully people will see that any kind of romantic feeling, which couldn’t exist, vanishes into thin air.

SO, DOES THAT MEAN HE JUST WANTS HER BODY, CHARLIE?

'CAUSE I'LL TAKE IT. I'LL TAKE THAT INTERPRETATION, TOO. YOU CAN'T STOP ME. I'LL NEVER STOP. HE'S EVIL AND HE'S TRYING TO USE HER, OKAY, BUT HE STILL WANTS HER BODY!

[lunarlegend]

the massages in Galdin

Noctis: -didn't like it because it hurts- (canon)

Ignis: "It's a great way to recover your physical strength...I learned the basics of massage because I thought it would be useful. I came up with a new recipe." (response in the corner: "Why?!")

Prompto & Gladio: -literally both talking about how they got hard-

me, using my translation app to read it: -almost drops my phone-

[maparlapoco]

Failure isn't tolerated on the Path of Daddy's Gonna Turn This Car Around

@parasphendale

[honestlydarkprincess]

bobby nash is evan buckley's father and i will die on this hill