#I'M BACK BITCHES!!!!
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Aromantic flag color picked from The Return of the king
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the dialogue choices in this game should be more diabolical
#i love akechi but i sometimes i wish you could bully him like no matter which dialogue u pick it sounds like ur flirting back w him#“i'm going to be completely honest with you. i've always hated you” why can't u say smt unserious back#like “sorry i have a snatched waist and correct opinions on everything.” or like “ur loss lmao”#hate playing darts with this bitch bc i play on a steamdeck and i don't have a fucking gyroscope so like#it's trying to replicate how the joycons or pro controller would throw AND ITS SUCKS SO BAD#like i just see akechi get a hat trick every single fucking time with three bulls in a row and meanwhile im struggling to line the thing up#and then after u finish he's like “hmm i see. that's an interesting way to play it” WHAT THE FUCK THERES LITERALLY NO STRATEGY HERE SMARTAS#I JUST MISSED. IM NOT STRATEGIZING. THERES NOTHING “INTERESTING” ABOUT IT.#i hate going to penguin snipers so much i hope i can get this stupid game on switch so i can actually rank up akechi's baton pass#and not waste like 1000 yen every night bc i refuse to not let a party member be on rank 3#akechi fuck yourself why can't we play 501 like we do with everyone else. why do u have to make everything abt this stupid rivalry#im gonna kms i hate akeci and i hate darts#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#goro akechi#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#shuake#akeshu#lotus draws
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who wins the war over Caitlyn's mind?
a cunning war lord who exploits Caitlyn's grief and anger over losing her mother in a horrible tragedy and uses it to turn her bitter while whispering promises of revenge and salvation in her ear for MONTHS
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her butch ex-girlfriend who is covered in oil, grease and blood calling her 'Cupcake' right after insulting her and then spits in her face
#the way this bitch caved IMMEDIATELY#like no hesitation whatsoever she saw her girl and said “I'm done being evil I want my kisses back”#caitvi#caitlyn kiramman#piltover's finest#vi arcane#arcane#arcane season 2
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pre calamity era zelink was so funny. the legend of miss hatergirl and her one-sided feud with the king of minding his own business
#of course if I think about it too long I get sad cause she was literally so insecure#that she was convinced link's seemingly perfect ass must HATE her#but surface level it's so funny. “I am NOT in need of an escort.😡 it seems I'm the only one with a mind of my own🙄” “🙂🙂🙂”#and people will call her a bitch for that. heinous and untrue thing to say but also bitchiness is not a crime it's a virtue#also guys playing any loz game will bring back the botw zelink fixation full force. which is so funny#anyway I've been thinking about them a lot#loz#botw#zelink
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DC x DP Prompt *32*
This was the ninth- no.... tenths loop. He is eating his breakfast and he is dizzy again. Because Mom drugged his oatmeal, because Mom and Dad knew! Danny stood up from his chair and tried to leave the kitchen. (He knew it wouldn't work, it never worked) His eyes grew heavy and a few steps later he hit the ground.
He wakes up to the same gruesome picture as in the last nine loops. But Danny doesn't beg anymore. Or says anything. It hurts, but it's nothing he hasn't had felt before. It would only take them a week before they would destroy his core again and then everything would start anew. Maybe he could think of something better for next time.
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The last feeling he remembered was an all encompassing pain, as his Dad crushed his core. But he was at the breakfast table again, already feeling groggy. But maybe this time he could get help? He knew that he could fight the drugs for around ten minutes, as long as he didn't stand up.
So instead he got his phone out of his pocket. He knew that neither his sisters, nor his friends would be fast enough, he already tried them, but maybe someone else could be fast enough.
He opened Twitter and started to write a new post, ignoring his atrocious spelling in favor of getting as many information out as possible.
@theoneandonlyflash I'm kinda stuck in a time looop and my parents will koll me in about a werk they druged me so I'll be in they lab in a fee minotes. Pleaase helpp and fins me iin Amyt Park, Illnois. My name iss Dannyy Fentin
He was able to press send, before his vision would become to spotty. Now he just needed to hope that the fastest man alive would be able to help him. Danny's head fell on the table.
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It was the eleventh time he woke up to the same scene and this time he couldn't do anything against his tears. He would die again... and again and again...
Danny's spiraling thought were interrupted by the basement door, that had hit the wall. This was new!
#skylers prompts#dcxdp#dcxdp prompt#dpxdc#don't tag the danny phantom fandom#the flash#barry allen#wally west#Wich ever one you prefer#Danny is stuck in a loop#His parents found out and vivisected him#They destroy his Core#He is back a week before his Core destruction#10 minutes before they take him down to the lap#This happens around ten times without him finding a solution#He finally thinks of something that might work#He @ The Flash on Twitter and begs for help#His parents have him cut open again#but this time someone comes for him#I'm back bitches!#sorry life was a little chaotic#my daughter learned to walk and too sleep in her own bed
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The Bai Zhan Peak War God saves the day!!
(He was running fashionably late)
(First) Prev - Next
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#bitches love my mustache#this time i'm really gonna do it#Nooo don't kill yourself your so sexy aha#i really did dig ringo's moustache in get back#very neat#ringo starr 1969 was the bomb#the beatles#ringo starr#john lennon#paul mccartney#george harrison#beatles#memes
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🎶👾The 21st night of September👾🎶
#mikitaka hazekura#jjba#diamond is unbreakable#i lived bitch#i'm back i guess#my art#the 21st night of september
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A collection of diving birds.
A kingfisher, a pelican, an osprey, and a booby.
#birds#art by me#tritone#kingfisher#booby#osprey#pelican#i'm back bitches!#well. not really because i'm actually in the very last stretch of my thesis. but the move is done enough that i have some bandwitdh to draw#next month though... watch out#in a very birdy sort of mood lately. so. more birds coming is likely
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Tell me a secret.
#criticalroleedit#critteredit#critical role#imodna#imogen temult#laudna#c3e72 3h51m#mgifs#I'm back bitches#finally got myself a new photoshop yay
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"ohh thorin trusts Bilbo above his own family and kin because he just loves him sooo much because I think romantic love is superior to any other form of love" or maybe it was he was experiencing a severe episode of paranoid psychosis and he implicitly trusted Bilbo because he was the only person in the Company who didn't have any preexisting, longstanding loyalities to him (as a King or brother-in-arms or Family or otherwise) and followed him purely out his own desire to and he saw Bilbo stay by his side even after his contract had ended even though he knew how much he wanted to go home (and had every reason to at that point). maybe it was because he knew Bilbo would had nothing to gain by betraying him (re: no birthright to the crown, no desire for riches or property, etc). Maybe he believed he could confide into Bilbo because he felt like he wasn't responsible for his safety in the same way he felt responsible for his nephews or his kin (as their King), and he no longer need to mantain any sort of formalities or barriers with him (because Thorin is not. his. King).
sorry I just refuse to believe Thorin doesn't love his nephews as much as he loves Bilbo (someone who he'd only known for 6~ months at that point) and I think there's a lot of better ways to explain his behavior here
#can you tell I've gotten sick of seeing people dumb down this plot point and thorin's goldsickness in general#people be normal about psychosis challenge!! (impossible)#alluding to that post I made a while back about it#this doesn't conflict with bagginshield in any way either. if anything I'd argue it adds more depth to it#all I'm saying is that it's kind of ludicrous to imply Thorin loved his nephews or cousins to a lesser degree#especially if you believe it's JUST because Thorin's love for Bilbo is romantic#pychosis is a bitch and can make you do things you'd never wish to do in a million years (speaking as a schizophrenic person)#and there's a million reasons why persecatory delusions can make you trust one person you love over another#and at least in my experience it's NEVER been just because I didn't love the other person “enough”#my post#the hobbit#thorin oakenshield#bilbo baggins#bagginshield
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❝I'm begging you, Pleng. Stay with me. I said let go.❞
SONYA SARANPHAT as PLENG SADABPIN and LOOKMHEE PUNYAPAT as WAN WANWIYA episode 4 of AFFAIR
#sonya saranphat#lookmhee punyapat#plengwan#affair the series#affair thailand#lmsy#wan x pleng#affair gl#thai gl#wlw#th: affair#bibi gifs#girls love#asianlqbtqdramas#i'm sorry i don't know the dude's name#this dude kept talking about how this is a problem between husband and wife like a lunatic as if that would excuse him from the violence#and how he expected people around to back him up but he ain't getting it#and also#mind you people who just happen to stumble over this gifset#he has an actual wife and a kid on the way#this bitch#this just came about bc i thought wan looked especially hot
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sigh,, more suckyshima,,,
#ashahsah i'm actually in a bad mood rn so i drew tsukki again to calm down......... sowee to my cod bitches </3#i think i'm going back to my haikyuu era?? im not really sure!! still feeling things out#my art#2024#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#hq#hq!!#tsukishima kei#kei tsukishima#tsukki#haikyuu tsukishima#haikyuu tsukki#art#fanart#digital art#digital drawing#sketch#doodle#anime#manga
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"I seldom cahoot"
babe wake up biblically accurate Hades just dropped
#he is so unserious I love him#I love one (1) uncle#h name gods are the only chill ones so far I guess#(hades and hephaestus if that was not clear)#and like we already know we're fuckin with hestia so#okay wait hera's a bitch actually I take that back#and hermes is on thin ice with me#anyways the point is that Hades and Hephaestus are the only valid gods so far#I'm softening on poseidon as we speak#percy jackson#percy jackson series#pjo#pjo spoilers#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson spoilers#hades#jay duplass
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HUSK, Hotel Bartender & Concierge | 1x04 - Masquerade
"Oh, I FORGOT — you're the wise-old bartender who's seen it all! Get the fuck over yourself and pour me a real drink."
#hazbin hotel#husk#husk hazbin hotel#hazbin husk#hazbin hotel edit#masquerade#my gifs#character spotlight#Certified Redemption ☑︎#hello hi i'm in love with the kitty man like actually#he NEEDS more screentime in s2 in fact he needs his own episode#PLS PLS she confirmed that we're gonna get to know some (but not all) of the character's backstories in s2 PLEASE LET HUSK BE ONE OF THEM#I'LL ACTUALLY DIE THANK YOU#alright i'm coming back to these tags to point stuff out#first off - the fact that he closes his eyes and shakes his head and reaches up to hold his suspenders before offering actual help#physically hyping himself up to lend a hand even though his whole thing is having an empty shell of a heart - apparently.#AAAAAA#but ALSO#holding his suspenders - self soothing gesture possibly? he knows lending a hand could give way to vulnerability on his end regardless if h#even shares personal information about himself or not - at the BARE MINIMUM he is saying ''look. i care a little. okay?'' by even OFFERING#help to begin with. AND OTHER THING!!!!!!!#the fact that he himself bitched and moaned earlier that episode about how EVERYONNEEE likes to bitch to the bartender#and he talks about how he knows everything about everyone seemingly against his better wishes#it's all part of the job he's forced to do#so you could also look at him shaking his head as a way for him to literally ''shake off'' that attitude because again. HE CARES.#even if it's just a little.#then GODDDDD his reaction to angel breaking down. the way he softens. his ears go down. he looks to the ground.#his ''old crusty heart'' was actually touched - not in the happy way of course. it was pain. struck with sympathy and remorse.#LISTEN I LOVE THIS GOD DAMN CAT OKAY
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Eternal flame of the heart
Rollo Flamme x reader because it's Glorious Masquerade season!!
Tbh I wasn't even planning on writing this but the idea just hit me out of nowhere so what was I supposed to do?
Warning(s): fainting/unconsciousness, Rollo is a bit of a creep, drugging, this is a short one but I still hope you like it!
Slight disclaimer: I'm very sorry if I mischaraterise Rollo, it has been a while since I actually read through the event, and I have not had time to reread it. As well as this, I'm sorry if I have forgotten or misremembered any important details of the Glorious Masquerade story. Okay, that's all, enjoy!
You climbed the bell tower, you made it through all the firelotuses... everyone has sacrificed for you to get here... everyone is counting on you.
Malleus, Idia, Azul, and you have made it successfully to the top floor, but... but then... then... something goes wrong.
Everyone... everyone except for you and Rollo just collapse... and now, you are alone with him.
You are alone with him.
What do you do.
"Hello, (Y/N)." Rollo greets you simply. You start to panic and grab a small, stray plank of wood off the floor, intending to attack him with it. You don't have magic, so this is the best self-defense you have right now... "Ah, there's no need for that. Put it down."
"Y-you don't tell me what to do." You try your hardest to stay confident, fully intending to whack him with the wood plank.
"You don't truly intend on hurting me, do you?" He smirks at you... so uncomfortable to look at. "Of course you don't. How would you expect yourself, a magicless human with no knowledge of this world, to get rid of all the firelotuses?"
"QUIET!!" You yell, preparing to swing the plank. "You... you, get rid of the flowers! All of them! Now! Y-you're the cause of this, so... you must know how to get rid of them!"
He moves so quick, it's almost like he glides across the floor...
"You are magicless. You are..." He leans in close to you, and whispers in you ear, "beautiful."
You were about to h him with your wood plank, but it very suddenly lit on fire?! You dropped the wood as it burnt your hand and Rollo stomped out the flame, leaning even closer to you... damn it, you should really pick that up again when he gives you the chance.
"So different from everyone else... so... pure..." He takes a deep breath before whispering to you again. "Your hair smells so wonderful."
You push him away from you, disgusted.
"What is wrong with you?! Why the hell would you do something like this, you... DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS WILL DO TO YOUR WORL-!?"
As you begin to yell, something is forced onto your mouth and nose... hang on... wait... what's happening...
"This is known mostly as poor man's sleeping poison, at least here, though I prefer to use the proper name for it." Rollo grabs you by the back of the head as well, in order to keep you from just avoiding what he does to you. That's not to say you don't struggle, you absolutely do, it's just that it doesn't do much for you... "That proper name of course being chloroform."
...shit...
"You'll be okay. The firelotuses won't hurt you. I won't hurt you."
...everything is starting to go dark...
"I'll put you somewhere nobody will find you. You won't have to deal with the troubles of this world, well, not that you would have had to anyways after I succeed."
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"Good night."
#i had an entirely different post i wanted to return with#but then i thought of this and wanted to write it before i forgot!#anyways i'm back bitches#disney twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland#twst#yandere#yandere twisted wonderland#yandere twst#rollo flamme#rollo flamme x reader#yandere rollo flamme#yandere rollo flamme x reader#rollo twst#rollo x reader#yandere rollo x reader
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