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okay but the fact that in episode TWO rick was wearing leather and nipple clamps, getting walked on a leash by a gnome with a boner, and some people argued that he's straight for the next 10 years is hilarious. besties i do not think that was a necessary diversion in incepting mrs. pancakes actually
#morty the trick to incepting is making people think they came up with the idea#so i have to go fuck these gnomes#im not queer im just doing it to save our lives it's the only way#lmao like im not judging because i didn't know he wasn't straight either until the internet told me#but looking back that was me being dumb like just pay attention to what youre watching and it's super obvious that is not a heterosexual ma#lawnmower dog#rick and morty season 1#rick and morty#rick sanchez#rmm#r&m#rick & morty#pan rick sanchez#pansexual rick sanchez#old man brainrot#i seriously still see occasional comments of people complaining that the show got too gay like c'mon guys it has always been gay#my nonsense
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combining 2 old drawings to create a new better drawing. they r so cute
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#its funny bc sometimes im like “yea i have a pretty consistent artstyle. i dont think its changed much”#and like#thats true#but whenever i look at my old art im like WOW what the FUCK IS THAT#every time ppl reblog my old art i contemplate death#i shouldnt have used up my good ideas so early on. i shouldve waited until i was at least a little better#Oh well#god knows ill be saying this about my current art too in a years time#nat rambles#would be so fucking funny if i redrew some of my old m!ntmg art but womanified it#i wont do that bc id feel bad for the men likers out there but its funny to think about
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everytime someone makes one of those creek angst short skits where craig is like "I HATE YOU!" and decides to physically and mentally abuse tweek or neglect him an angel goes "he would not fucking say that" and dies
#HE WOULDNT FUCKING SAY THAT#CRAIG LOVES TWEEK YOU DUMBASSES !1111111111111111111111!!#N HE NEEDS HIM TOO !!!!!!!! HE JUST GETS OVERWHELMED FROM THE FEELING OF RESPONSIBILITY / CODEPENDENCE#LIKE ANYONE ESPECIALLY A TEN YEAR OLD WOULD#aofisuab.#theyre not perfect but come on. ive said it time and time and again but while they do go through conflicts they learn from them and learn m#re about each other and themselves and how to navigate the world better. which is why while they r pretty different theyre still healthy.#and theyre still together in post covid so obviously they always push trhough#and i dont mind aus where characters are purposefully different or are under different circumstances that leads them to have different feel#ings or react differently to things. but if its not an au i dont get it.#craig tucker#sp#south park#sp creek#should i tag this as tweek ? its not rly abt him#ermm i guess no#creek sp
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the rickchurian mortydate is one of my favorite rick/morty bonding episodes like holy shit they are like BUDS this episode i love seeing them be chill
#i also love seeing morty fucking snap at rick too tho#thats it white boy let the old man have it#rick & morty#rick and morty#r&m
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the first episode of loki s2 is the gayest thing i've ever seen 😭😭
#PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DROP SYLKI I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THEM#selfcest is fun but lokius is more fun in this case#old man yaoi#loki is like the only marvel thing i care about anymore and that too is only because of mobius and his jet skis#lokius#loki season 2#loki laufeyson#loki series#mobius m mobius#mobius#loki spoilers#red cant fucking shut up#i dont even need them to be canon just make loki not have a love interest it'd be so much more fun
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cringe culture is dead. i wrote legend of zelda fanfiction
#theres two in this series and theyre both short as fuck but i like the first one better#ones abt zelda during botw/totk and the other is abt link.#also all of you looking at this who didnt previously know i had an ao3 account: ...dont look at the fics that are more than a few years old.#im too sentimental to take them down but they arent good.#not that THESE are especially great BUT i had fun#breath of the wild#tears of the kingdom#botw#totk#zelda#link#fanfiction#fanfic#m text#iiiiiiiiiii dont think ive ever posted fic on tumblr before? maybe on my old taz sideblog?
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just bought some new summer work clothes bc most of mine are like nearly a decade old and falling apart and it fucking cost me almost 400$ … you know who doesn’t have that money? me. put that shit on my credit card and burst into tears the second i got to my car
#‘just thrift!!!’ i went!!! they didn’t have anything and they never do!!!)#thrifting is great if you live somewhere that has more than 2 thrift stores#and somewhere where people actually donate good things instead of old store uniforms from 14 years ago#ugh#and depop is fine too but the international selling is rarely on and when it is#it’s like $40 to ship to canada#which is stupid for a fucking $5 shirt#just kill me now#AND I ONLY GOT 7 THINGS LIKE#i refuse to shop at shein or temu or whatever#and the thrifting options in my town suck#so what is a girl to do#we have h&m but i don’t buy often from there either bc the clothes are shit quality#although i did buy a shirt today from there#but like#why is everything so expensive just kill me
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Hi there my friend. I’m not sure if anyone have already asked about this but I really want to know what the top five reasons why Lokius is a great ship to you. Of course there are more than five reasons. But if you can name only the top five ones, what would they be?
oh i've been waiting for this one. ok so they wont be in order or anything bc i simply cannot rank them but here we go:
the fact that loki has never had someone like mobius before meeting him. never had someone care about them and see them while knowing them so deeply and wanting to know them more and more and being able to sit in their presence without judgement. it's like they changed each other so much and gave each other another chance in their own different ways and a friend can absolutely do that for you but it's just so romantic with them
they just know each other so well and they dont use that knowledge against each other. like all their arguments are just arguments, they're only hurtful when they make it personal and that only happens bc they just care SO MUCH. like mobius in s1ep4 cared enough to be hurt that loki left him and he cared enough to be jealous at sylvie and loki cared enough to be hurt by his "betrayal"
loki falling asleep in mobius' presence in the SECOND EPISODE when they made it clear they dont sleep around ppl they dont trust. in fact i think this was the only time we ever saw them sleep. like if that doesn't tell you everything you need to know idk what does
the fact that mobius studied loki for SO long and knew everything about them but upon meeting them he didn't treat him like a tourist attraction or some fictional character, they just treated him like a person. as tom said, mobius is able to be detached from loki's drama and not because he doesn't care, but because he sees beyond it and knows it's just an act. he knows a mask when he sees one.
the devotion they have for each other. the way the first thing on loki's mind was to search for MOBIUS when sylvie betrayed them. and they searched in places they visited TOGETHER!! the fact that they didn't give up even when it was clear mobius didn't remember them and the fact that mobius checked his tempad and immediately wanted to look for loki when casey said they were back. the devotion it took for loki to not give up on mobius when he didn't remember them ONCE AGAIN because they couldn't do it without him by their side. they could have, they just didn't want to. the devotion in the sentence "it's about who". they're able to save the multiverse for mobius, they love him that much.
#additional number 6 is that its mutual 'i want to fuck that old man' (gn)#<- that's tj but they're too right for me to not add it#loki season 2#loki series#mobius m mobius#lokius#loki
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Growling biting hissing screaming Tumblr dot com doesn't have a real fandom for Requiem For A Dream crying screaming throwing up
Tw: caps and drug mentioned
WHENEVER I OPEN THE TAG FOR THIS MOVIE IT'S ALL ABOUT MARIAM AND HARRY'S LOVE FOR EACH OTHER AND GIF/SCREENSHOTS ABOUT THEIR LOVE AND ITS SOOO FRUSTRATING
Like it's nice that people can relate to their love but THIS MOVIE IS ABOUT HOW DRUGS RUINED THEIR LIVES. WHY DO I HAVE TO OPEN YOUTUBE AND GOOGLE TO SEE DISCUSSIONS ABOUT IT???!! WHY CANT WE TALK ABOUT THE WAY SHOTS ARE DONE AND HOW ACTORS KILLED IT AND HOW SAD THEIR LIVES HAVE BECAME AND HOW NEITHER SARAH NOR HARRY KNOWS HOW TERRIBLE EACH OTHER BECAME BECAUSE OF DRUGS???
Sarah, if she even has consciousness at this point, is probably thinking at least her dear, handsome son is studying at a great university and doing better than her; while Harry could only wish that his dear mother is doing much better than how him and his friends are doing.
AND WHAT ABOUT SARAH'S NEIGHBOURS?? THEY SUGGESTED THE FAKE/BAD DOCTOR TO HER, SO SHE CAN LOOSE WEIGHT FASTER! THEY WERE CLEARLY HORRIFIED TO SEE HER GET OUT OF HER HOUSE TOWARDS THE END OF THE MOVIE BECAUSE SARAH WAS HORRIBLE?? WHAT ABOUT THE GUILT OF KILLING YOUR CLOSE FRİEND UNINTENTIONALLY??
AND MARIAM LITERALLY GAVE HER BODY TO PAY THE BILLS AND TYSON GOT LOCKED UP IN PRISON FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE AND HARRY LOST HIS ARM AND SARAH FUCKING DIED (?) AND AAAA
Why the fans (?) here are not talking about the characters and events of this movie instead of posting the same sex/love scene between Marian and Harry 74747th time???? Their love is just the part of this movie, but it's not what it is about!!!
#badger posts shit#requiem for a dream#2000s movies#btw i'm sure if i'm remembering Sarah's friends seeing her scene towards the end or making it up#the one before she went on the bus/metro to join to show#ALSO DONT EVEN TELL ME THAT THIS MOVIE IS OLD THEREFORE IT'S NOT REALLY CARED FOR#M A A A AAANY CLASSIC HORROR MOVIES THAT ARE FAMOUS STILL TO THIS DAY ARE FROM THE SAME AREA AS REQUIEM FOR A DREAM!!!!#IF YOU CAN LOVE SAW AND FINAL DESTINATION AND FRIDAY THE 13TH AND SCREAM AND HALLOWEEN; THAN YOU CAN LOVE RFAD TOO#IT DESERVES TO BE FAMOUS AND GET DISCUSSES ABOUT TOO FFS!! NOT TO BE TURNED INTO ANOTHER ONE OF TUMBLR'S LOVE STORY POSTS#THIS MOVIE IS NOT ANOUT MARIAM AND HARRY'S LOVE ITS ABOUT ADDICTION AND DRŰGS AND HOW IT RUINS LIVES#btw its fine if Mariam and Harry's love gives you comfort idc.#but its so fucking frustrating for me to open the tags for this movie only to see Mariam and Harry kissing and fűcking each other 558th time#instead of reading discussions about the movie#i was watching the movie with my mom and her friend and THAT ARM scene made us all gag because it was just so gross but in a good way#because you as an audience can see how fucked up his arm was - even Tyson could see it and reacted to it -#but Harry decided to Do It anyways! and it ended up turning into a Bad Thing for him (trying to be as vauge as possible lol)#WHY WE HAGE NO DISCUSSION ABOUT THE INFECTED (?) ARM SCENE??!! AND SARAH'S HALLUCINATIONS?#AND REST OF THE MOVIE AND ACTORS LIKE A FANDOM INSTEAD OF POSTING THE THING OVER AND OVER???
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local silly goofer was seething with rage and dumped it all in the tags, read at your own risk :3 <- personal stuff, wrote this after the tags, pretty okay now, just got it out of my system, love yall <3<3<3
#BITE BITE BITE RAGE RAGE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#<- same old same old ITS BEEN A FREAKING WHILE#my dad is so infuriating yall :D#i dont have it in me to hate him but boi? HES TRYING!!!!!#like; do you HEAR YOURSELF??? IS A SINGLE WORD THATS COMING FROM YOUR MOUTH BEING PROCESSED BY YOUR BRAIN????#YOU PRIDE YOURSELF IN ALWAYS BEING THE SMARTEST ONE IN THE ROOM#sure; intelligence wise; probably; but emotionally? a speck of dust outnumbers you-#WINNING AN ARGUMENT FOR THE SAKE OF BEING RIGHT WITHOUT REGARD FOR ANYONE ELSE-#THINKING EVERYONE SHOULD BE AS COLD AS YOU; AND IF THEYRE NOT; IF GOD FORBID THEY SHOW TOO MUCH EMOTION#THEN PHYSICAL ABUSE IS JUSTIFIED??#THAT´S NOT A GOOD FUCKING ARGUMENT!!!!#NOT EVERY ARGUMENT HAS TO BE WON; YOU DONT ALWAYS NEED THE UPPER HAND!!!!#the shitty way you were treated and raised should not be my fucking problem and i hope you get therapy about it#and then i´ll regret not being closer to him whenever he dies; but hes making it unmeasurably hard to consider being vulnerable#AGHHH-#this man has never apologized for a single thing is his damn life btw :3!#vent#*inhale*#sorry yall i´m good; just full of rage rn :D!#i spilled a cup of juice at church today and things got waay out of hand lmaoo
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Whoever invented major depression with year(s) long episodes/groups of episodes should be vaporized i think
#Technically I think the episodes can only last for weeks or months#But mine for whatever reason occurs in clusters spaced years apart so it feels like#5 years on then 5 years off#My old therapist always said that I am largely resilient unless it's sufficiently large stressor occurs in which case it completely fucks m#For a while#Takes so long to get back up#I am sure this presentation is not uncommon. it blows big time doesn't it?#This is an embarrassingly personal post and I will delete it but right now I just need to get it out somewhere#Also weed is really not helping right now. It's fine when I'm doing well but it sabotages at me my lowest#I was really trying my best to get less keep less in the house etc and then Evan's mom without knowing this of course#Says that she feels like she needs a break and gives us...as Evan describes...a “Willy Wonka amount of weed”#😩 truly a blessing and a curse#I'll manage this just makes it harder. She was so generous too#I'm going to go do some planning to kickstart my dumb asshole brain lobes into gear#Sorry if you read all this mess#Woof
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scientists are calling the situation "like if cortana sucked and was a gay knight"
#im thinking of my final fantasy ladies again. yknow. we have cortana and chief ladyinmyheadwhocallsmestudmuffin#theres venom and eddie too for a fleshy/physicalgoop m/m version#is there any f/f 'theres some fucking Guy in my head i need to listen to and they also advise me on how to kill better'.#or is this the exclusive service i need to provide. i can . i just want to know so i can stop callinf her gay cortana.#(Saw the aforementionned gay ghost-in-my-head knight in some old screenshots where she was in skintight-ish scifi gear)#(And i feel cool and fine remembering it. no wonder kirke went insane after losing her though)#(💎🫀<-rock in my chest telling me the 1000 year dragon war never ended <-me listening to the rocks bc my wife is in there)#anyways good morning! incomprehensible oc post time. startin new job today. i am doing this for my girls (purchase New Images of them Onlin#armour clanking#i need an oc tag#last night i refrained from a thousand word post about [Original Character Setting+Plot and Ending] but i can only hold back so much#at least i think the framework of ffxiv needs less explanation and bbbbrbrhrb nerves. save me knight women
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Constantly think about the coolest cyborg society concept I ever seen was the idea of it being in a setting where robots with sentience had been pre-established for CENTURIES and had many wars against humanity but the two finally settled their differences by humanity deciding cybernetics needed to be a mandated law. Every single human needs to be one or else you’re deemed a criminal. Doomed to die if you are against the system. How you can’t oppose the inventible fate of humans and robots merging into one despite how it was forced. Despise how humanity is truly losing what made them humans and aren’t truly equal to the robots-
Then I remembered where this concept is from and starts sobbing how it’s not only not as fleshed out in the series itself it’s from but its “the nichest series within a already obscure franchise” because if Gods exist they really fucking hate what I choose to obsess over.
#meg text#mega man zx#rockman zx#I CAN NEVER. NOT THINK ABOUT THIS LORE. CAUSE WHAT THE FUCK#ITS SO GOOD AND UNIQUE YET THEY NEVER ACKNOWLEDGE IT IN GAME#THE WORLD BUILDING POTENTIAL IS OFF THE CHARTS#granted I love ZX as a game too and I think the plot as is still fine but m a n#I know it didn’t get developed because the yearly cycle fucked over a lot of things#but I wish we got a remake of this series even if Capcom only gonna pour that into their money makers#just imagine telling someone in the robot timeline mega man goes from like-#two old friends form a rivalry about robotics to **this lead to humanity and machines becoming one**#legends is mainly to thank for this even if it’s so weird to place in the timeline but ZX will always tickle my brain more#just because it’s FORCED equality like what the fuck#this saids a lot about fictional society#would’ve loved to see legends and ZX finally bridge the gap but alas that’s never fucking happening#gotta cope with doing fanfics and I’m doing it in the weirdest way possible
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does anyone have recommendations for fictional media that has like. actual lesbians in it. not like supergirl Two White Skinny Girls, One Blonde and One Brunette Kiss media, or "its implied lesbianism!!!" but just regular fucking lesbians
#i say lesbians but i guess i mean sapphic#im just like. tired of gnawing#and of men also. sorry men in my life i love you but on god if i have to pretend one more man is butch just to get#content that isnt m/m or m/f im going to turn into a horse and run into the wilderness until im saved from the glue factory by a plucky#young woman except instead of letting her have her formative summer where she trains me and bonds w me and wins a competition w me#im going to commit horse suicide in front of her & change her life forever. just because im so tired of bland CW-marketable women kissing &#digging for scraps in a refuse bin while brushing aside 7002993829292929939292929399394 gay and het romances#m text#i will also take nonfictional lesbians if its like a story#not to be whiny on main but one of the hardest hurdles i had to jump wasnt realizing i was a lesbian. i came out to myself and to friends a#lesbian multiple times. but i would always walk it back when a friend would express doubt or a male friend would ask me out#bc i dont and especially then didnt know very many lesbians in person. and so i had to turn to examples#and all i fucking had were fictional women who liked men. or fictional lesbians who were so cleaned and sanitized and prettified#(you all know what i mean right. the 2 skinny white girls one blonde one brunette. im not crazy right)#and i would be like. i dont feel things when i look at these fictional lesbians so i guess i belong back here#(this is also bc my gender ended up being fuckier than i realized but shhhhh)#I WAS GOING SOMEWHERE WITH THESE TAGS but theyre too long and im lost.#anyway the point is if people werent so fucking weird abt fictional or onscreen lesbians maybe thered be a lot more people comfortable bein#out as lesbian#like sorry but this awful ouroboros of 'all lesbians onscreen have to be cute and sanitized' meaning that people write and believe wlw has#to be cute and pure and sanitized (OR a 'badge of honor' bc good for u u doodled two women together or had it as a background in ur fic)#meaning that therefore all portrayals of lesbianism continue to be like this. is just#and im also gonna be honest theres probably a lot of good sapphic media im just in the wrong circles to have stumbled into lol. so#yknow. personal viewer bias here#but i still like swing wildly between overly brandishing my dykeness as a badge to feel like im proving im lesbian#and like. backing up under a blanket bc i dont wanna be weird or annoying or freak people out#but if people just Saw Normal Ass Lesbians. aough.#im going to watch revolutionary girl utena one of these days even if i struggled w the writing style the first few episodes#I JUST WANNA SEE AN OLD BUTCH ONSCREEN GET SOME PUSSY.#like it also doesnt help im mostly femme4butch so seeing 2 femmes on screen is like. okay cool so what. but only femmes are 'marketable'
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illusion. the art of mimicking real life.
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BATIM is officially 6 years old..oh jeez. A little hard to believe it's been this long. Six long years since the little devil that invaded my life was created. Where did the time go? Still,it's cool to see how far it's come. The journey so far has definitely been a rollercoaster of emotions,with ups and downs,but even so,I'm still glad I discovered this little guy. He definitely brought me a lot of good moments in recent times.
I didn't have anything really new or done specifically with the anniversary in mind,but I had this drawing I was trying to finish a while ago that I thought would be nice to post on the day. As we can see,this successively failed.I had the idea for this drawing since 2021, and I tried to execute it at the time, but I never made it past the sketches. Then last year I tried to redo it from scratch and since then I've been trying to finish it and post it on specific dates and failing successively.
But eventually, I manage to find the strength to finally end this piece altogether and put it behind me. The main drawings had been finished for a while,it was just a matter of doing...well,whatever the final result became. I confess that I didn't really know how to do the "broken mirror" idea at the beginning. And that wasn't even the original idea that I have in mind back in 2021.
I'll admit the first time I stopped and looked at the glass cracks I was unsure if I was liking how it was turning out. But it's better than nothing. And at the moment I'm just thinking "Bro, stop. You've done everything you could do in this drawing. It's over. Just let it go". So I'm going to do it.
Oh and Joey is here too,I forgot to mention that. Technically it was also his birthday too. So happy day of birth,pencil man. He's definitely going through something in this drawing. This was mainly made with one of my AUs in mind and the events that happen in it,but I think if you look at it as something more “canon related” (close to canon?),it might work well too. I think at least.
Better finish this desc before it gets too long. As a bonus,here are the two main drawings I did for this piece,unedited (because I'm not going to show the edited versions,I assume they're kinda ugly separately) :
Call me "Bendy and the Ink Machine Remix and Lyric Video" because I was AHHH AHHH AHHH trying to finish this drawing.
#The phrase at the beginning of the text is not actually a definition of Illusion it's just a phrase I quoted from TIOL#or at least it's not a real definition i found#I just thought that in the context of the image itself the phrase made sense#batim#bendy and the ink machine#bendy and the dark revival#i guess#joey drew#idk if I should tag Memory Joey on this because considering this drawing is more geared towards the events of my AU than those of canon#+ the fact that I started this drawing before the release of BATDR#the Ink/Cycle Joey here is less ''a memory/copy of the original''#and more like the real deal you know#but at the same time I say this I decided to change the design of the Ink Joey that I was using at the time#to something similar to the one of M!Joey#making it now much more similar to canon even though in the context of the image Ink Joey here is not a memory/copy and#yeah maybe i should have used the old design#now I'm bothered lol;but fuck it#as I had said#if you look at this drawing as something made with canon in mind and not an AU; it might work well too#i.e. interpret it however you want;it's still connected to an AU at the end of the day but that doesn't mean it can't be seen in other ways#what other ways?#I don't know; you tell me. if you want#but hey; at least i wont have to change my AU for the thousandth time because of new canon info haha#damn; only now I find out that there is a tag limit;if anyone has read this far;hi;hope you had a nice week;okay I'll shut up now#crookedsmileart#batdr
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COLLEGE APPLICATIONS DONE I’m free from the “no fanart in portfolio” curse. Anyway hits you with my visualization of a scene I wrote a while ago blast
#me when I have so so much work to do and my best friend falls asleep in my bed and that fucks with me so bad that#I can’t sit any closer or farther than the floor beside him#these guys are fucking crazy you know when you like a man and it destroys you inside and out#last year you got toxic doomed yuri this year. you get doomed yaoi#typing yaoi in my tags in the year of 2024 took years off my lifespan (I was on the internet when OMG MY YAOI BOYS was popular)#that’s honestly the only reason I didn’t make the caption HITS U WITH MY DOOMED YAOI BEAM#me proving im not biased and can and do write queer men and not just insane lesbians#guys i swear I write men too guys please#all romantic adjacent relationships in my original story are like. m/m f/f nb/f nb/m#14 year old me literally started this story with the idea that there wouldn’t be a single m/f thing going on#and now i think that idea is flawed but we’ve gone too far now#anyway#take a shot every time i tag something with anyway#it’s just so fun#posts for one audience member (Lorien) (when he sees this specific guy in particular) (IM RAMBLING IN TAGS DONT YELL AT ME)#oc#OCs#original character#original characters#original story#not super super happy with this but like its fine#breads guys
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