#my dad is so infuriating yall :D

[berryblu-soda]

local silly goofer was seething with rage and dumped it all in the tags, read at your own risk :3 <- personal stuff, wrote this after the tags, pretty okay now, just got it out of my system, love yall <3<3<3

[melon---choly]

For the headcanon thing, how about everyone's favorite family, the clovers?

Relius (number one in family fun)

Realistic: bi dad icon was actually a decent parent until The Incident like not too far off from the clover family gag reel’s host world relius

Unrealistic but funny: will sometimes use his puppet arms and stuff to do little things like pick up stuff on his way somewhere. Has also probably made Ignis carry him more than once

Sad: Deep down in his heart of hears buried away in repressed emotion land he really regrets essentially killing ada and ignis and traumatizing carl. He thinks making Ignis the god of his new world is the best he can do to compensate

Completely Unrealistic: When fighting someone he knows he makes a point to keep them fighting by making jokes at their expense

Ignis (LET HER HAVE A HUMAN FORM MORI YOU C O W A R D)

Realistic: uhh i have a headcanon for what she looks like but i don’t have a drawing on me rn I might draw her later since i need to keep my art blog alive. 

Unrealistic but hilarious: we know nothing about ignis so everything’s fair game but I always thought that she k n e w all the bullshit relius was up to with terumi and has actually talked to terumi a couple of times.

Sad: After Ada was turned into Nirvana and Carl left with Nirvana she knew that she would be next. There was actually a fair bit of time before she was put into the doll and every second waiting was. fear

Completely Unrealistic: Her weapon of choice is a parasol (Parasol weapons for the win)

Carl (Please leave this poor kid alone he did nothing wrong why do yall hate him)

Realistic: In addition to the violin he can also play the piano

Unrealistic but hilarious: Secretly loves being treated like a kid and fawned over my others.

Sad: Probably actually fucking traumatized from everything he’s went through holy shit he clings to his sister because he doesn’t want to lose her for good it’s already hard enough to deal with the fact that she’s just a suit of armor. Will probably actually lose it and have a full blown breakdown at the suggestion that Ada can’t be cured.

Completely Unrealistic: secretly is blazblue’s biggest memelord. Trolling isn’t everything Hazama 

Ada (another best girl wow i wish i was attracted to characters that actually mattered)

Realistic: She’s a big bookworm she reads in practically all her free time. Also she’s a really good singer but she’s shy about actually singing

Unrealistic but hilarious: she also has notoriously cute poetry like noel but occasionally things will get a little bit creepy and it’s vaguely unsettling

Sad: she wishes she could hug carl in her nirvana body but is scared that she’ll like,, accidentally stab him with the big claws or something

Completely Unrealistic: is never shown playing chess despite the chess analogies because she can beat everyone in her family like a breeze and its infuriating to everyone else so they just, dont play chess against her (she just watches carl and relius play so much she knows both their strategies really well. She’s actually just average at chess otherwise)

[liinos]

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