#I’m team Taylor marry this dude lmao

[bisansastarks]

Just realized Travis Kelce was dancing in that clip at my old school a Local KC Head Start 😊😊😊😊

[bisluthq]

you are a 12 year old conspiracist my homie my dude and you know jackshit about anything lmao. // Well now you know why everyone calls you stupid and naive. You are faced with reality and you go “but but that’s not what I heard!!” The reality of the industry isn’t a conspiracy no matter how hard you cover your ears. Everything I said is true. 100%. I know what I’m talking about. You clearly did not chat with those publicists well enough or you never actually encountered situations in certain contexts. If you have only been with Z-listers then that is why you haven’t heard of any of this. Not 12, and if I was it would be more humiliating for you because then a 12 year old would be more accepting of reality than you, an almost 35 year old. Everything I said is available to read about online. I made none of this up. Stay in your bubble of delusion allllll you want. I know people with an actual PR degree (unlike you) who have confirmed that teams monitor online fandoms. And create fake interactions. If you’re not convinced then go get a PR degree and speak to me in 3-4 years. It’s obvious you don’t want to accept the reality because “it’s not fun!” is your instant reaction like it’s obvious you don’t WANT to know how dark Hollywood is because then it would crush your understanding of everything. It’s like you’re 12 and want to believe watermelon juice is what Taylor drinks instead of wine. By the way, it is a fact that Taylor and her team lurk. Otherwise there would be no Ginny and Georgia screenshot for her to get mad over.

But dude I didn’t say they don’t monitor fandoms? When did I say that? I do know people with PR degrees lol.

We have spoken here about how Klossy baited Kays (and Swifties as a whole) for years. These are things we very much discuss here. We speak about calling paps and staging candids. We speak about press releaser rumors. An anon just came up with a great PR example with the Lana x Noah stuff. I keep bringing up Ryan x Hugh which is soooo obviously manufactured to cultivate engagement. Fuck, tbh Ryan x Blake’s socials stuff is very stunty in and of itself like they’re playing up their dynamic because fans love it.

But I see no correlation between all that and “Joe and Taylor are fake” or “Olivia and Harry are fake” same as how Ryan x Blake aren’t fake lol they’re married and have babies but they still promo themselves and especially him.

You’re still not making any sense bestie because like it just… doesn’t make sense.

Hollywood can absolutely be dark. Casting couches still exist. People absolutely are encouraged not to come out and do face problems if they do. People do wild shit for money and attention tbh. People do wild shit to cover up stuff. But it’s just not… how you lay it all out.

[stonerbughead]

Maria watches friday night lights (#36)

5x13, the series finale i have heard nothing but good things about - I made it y’all! *wipes tear* this is a show i will definitely rewatch! It definitely feels like the kind of show that’s so layered that every time you go back you’ll pick up something new. I love shows like that.

i haven’t been on tumblr on my computer in a long time but im gonna go through and add “read more”s to all of these recaps! 

(thanks to anyone who read these nonsense recaps! if you enjoyed these...in addition to my currently-on-hiatus riverdale podcast @bodysuitsforbughead, I have another teen drama-centered podcast in the works, follow @LeftyTeenDrama on Twitter and @leftistteendrama on Instagram to get updates when it launches! I’m taking a break on working on it till i move but it’s gonna be a big part of my 2021 projects. I’ve already recorded one episode with two of my favorite people in the world and it’s gonna be amazing. It will be about a variety of teen dramas, but FNL will definitely be included.)

and without further ado, my final FNL ramblings under the cut:

And we open with one last montage of shots around Dillon from a car, with a “Christmas in Texas” song playing. Amazing. 

Oh wow, I love the “FIVE DAYS TILL THE CHAMPIONSHIP” vibe. The build-up is already here. A shot of Julie in the stands watching practice! 

It’s super uncomfortable that people are talking to Vince about his “future teammates” on the Panthers before the post-season is even over.  “I don’t really wanan talk about that. I want to talk about how the East Dillon Lions are gonna win State.” “Is that a promise?” These Texas sports journalists are WILD. this is a teenage boy whose school’s funding just got cut right before the biggest game of his life! Can we have some sympathy?!

“I hear they’re taking the cream of the crop for the Superteam so I’m gonna be honest with you, what are you gonna do?” EXCUSE ME SIR? I repeat, TEENAGE BOY. Tinker’s response of “you’re an asshole” and storming away was more than appropriate!!!

“No comment”ing his way out of there like a champ.

Ah, the age-old tradition of decorating a Christmas tree while arguing about a five-year football coach contract in Dillon or a dean of admissions job offer at a prestigious Philadelphia college. Julie’s just sitting there with Gracie like ooooh boy 

“Here is where we put our tree, not Philadelphia! It’s a Texas tree.” OMG STOP IT. Lol Julie putting her hands over her ears.

YAY MATT SARACEN IS AT THE DOOOOORRRRR im so excited

Wow I did not expect this proposal to come that quickly into the episode! Like i knew it was coming in this episode but aw. They’re so soft! Just like, oh i’ve been thinking about you nonstop since our perfect Chicago tryst and oh look here’s grandma’s ring let me casually get down on one knee in the town where we fell in love. And after she was just talking about how much she misses Matt to Tyra the episode before? That “yes” she gave feels so certain because of it. Aw.

The grandma’s ring really fucks me up because you know how close Julie and Grandma Saracen have gotten over the years. My heart!

“Oh my God, your dad must’ve flipped.” “...What do you mean?” OH NO Eric Taylor is totally the type to care. “...When you asked him to marry me.” Oh I knew this proposal was too early in the episode, im dying!

“You need to go man to man.” Ugh Julie i liked Matt’s plan of just going and telling them much better. His look of fear when he repeats “man to man.” dead. 

Wow no theme song??? That’s how you know it’s gonna be a long series finale!

Andddd here we are, a bickering Riggins “I may or may not be going to Alaska.” “Is it because you raw dogged Tyra last night?” i literally gasped.

LMAO Mindy trying to say Tim and Tyra are incest now that Mindy and Billy are married and then Tim and Billy immediately being like “nope, no blood lines, that’s not how incest works.” Someone should send that memo to all those anti bughead stans about bughead and falice

“What do you think about me taking Stevie for the day?” “I’m fine with that. There’s no going back, I’m going to get the bag.” LOL Mindy spoken like a true parent also YES to Tim and Stevie spending time together.

Poor Jess not realizing that asking Eric if she can follow him to the Panthers is a much bigger question than she thinks se’s asking.

AWW Tim and Stevie at Grandma Collette’s. How cute. 

“Seven’s back in town?” “Yeah, he and Julie got engaged!” 

Tim/Tyra and Matt/Julie double date?? Aw I love that Tyra knows that Matt and Julie got engaged. I really love Tyra and Julie’s friendship. 

I’m laughing really hard at Matt’s speech to Eric trying to ask permission. This is so funny. 

Eric’s like, “is this kid serious rn?” 

Not to be that northern bitch but don’t kids get married at 18/19 all the fucking time in Texas?? I feel like it’s more common in even more rural parts of like...any state.

“The answer to your question is gonna be no today, it’s gonna be no tomorrow, and it’s gonna be no until the sun burns out.” LMAO wow i didn’t see this coming

“This was really just a courtesy, we were hoping for your blessing.” YES MATT.

OH BOY Eric did not just try to speak FOR his daughter, im not about it. “My daughter’s answer to you is ‘no.’” That’s some patriarchal shit right there.

“We’ll never know if we’re East Coast people if we don’t try it!” “We have a MUCH BIGGER problem.” Dude, it’s Matt Saracen, the softest boy who has loved your daughter for years, i actually think the fundamental decision of where you and Tami continue your future might be slightly more pressing. 

“I don’t know why you’re yelling at me! I think we agree on this!” IM SCREAMINGGGG 

Aw, Tami getting teary-eyed at Grandma Saracen’s ring. “It’s just, y’all are so young.” I know but this is a TV show universe so we let teen marriage slide for the right couples, ok. 

Tami and Eric wanna take Matt and Julie to A CONVERSATION DINNER??? This is gonna be so funny. 

Aw, Vince got his dad a ticket to state? “I want you to be there.” if this fucker doesn’t just come and shut his mouth

Oh wow Becky’s mom is finally coming back? And yay Becky’s finally over her Tim crush. “So friends?” “I say family.” AWWW MY HEART.

“You guys were our age when you got married.” ARE YOU SERIOUS? “It was a different time.” Y’all have no leg to stand on here.

“Marriage requires maturity.” Says the man who won’t let his wife take a huge job offer. What, who said that? (Okay the way Tami’s watching Eric give this speech about compromise, thinking she’s thinking the same thing.)

“You guys got married when you were my age, and how many times did you move? How many different things you’ve gone through and look how you’ve made it work. You guys are my inspiration.” AW. I wish my parents had a stable enough marriage to be able to say that LOL but nope.

OH NO poor Tami getting up from the table because she’s emotional! Because she’s clearly always thought of her marriage that way too but maybe not lately AH

Eric, babe, that’s your cue to follow. 

Oh shit, Jess’s family is moving to Dallas? Well, damn.

Eric saw Vince not take a ticket for his dad and came to his watering hole to hand deliver it? “Young man gets a chance like that maybe once in a lifetime.” and mic drop, walk away.

Luke casuaklly meeting Becky’s mom for the first time while coming by to try to win Becky back. “I love you. I’m so sorry.” AWWW. growth!

YES cheers to Matt and Julie! “Here’s to Mr. and Mrs. Saracen.”

“Always thought you’d be the first person to say that.” AW

Yes halfway through college, go Tyra!

Awwww, Matt being like “let’s dance” and pulling Julie up. So cute. Yes, Tim asking Tyra to dance. 

“I got plans.” “I don’t.” OMG is Tim saying he’ll just follow Tyra? Damn.

Why tf is Buddy calling Eric first thing in the morning to tell him about Buddy Jr.’s cast and “staying here el permanente” and GETTING HIM TO SIGN A CONTRACT BEFORE THE GAME? Y’all are shady as fuck!

I love that seeing the Braemore papers made him stop, tell Buddy off, and not make a decision in that moment. What’s gonna happen???

“I won’t be a part of your Superteam after all.” Hopefully Eric won’t be either! Aw Jess thanking him “for the greatest experience of his life.” “I think it’s been mine too.” AW.

Eric’s gonna give a coach in Dallas a good word for Jess? So beautiful. Yesss!

AW Julie and Matt decorating the Saracen Christmas tree, and Grandma trying to get Julie to wear her old wedding dress!

Emotional at this hug between Julie and Mrs. Saracen. “I love you.” “I love you too.”

Awww Vince finally being glad that Jess is part of the team...at the moment when it’s about to end.

Yess Tyra and Tim picnicking on the land? 

And YES to Tyra going into politics, I could see it! “Along the lines of Mrs. T. Except bigger.” YES GURL.

“I’ve been in love with you since I was five years old.” AWWW that is so precious. 

“I’m gonna build a house exactly where we’re sitting. I’m gonna get a job. And I’m never gonna do anything illegal for the rest of my life.” Oh, Tim. my heart!!!

“Maybe one day, our dreams can merge together.” THAT’S SO BEAUTIFUL. What more does one really want? Oh, these beautiful life-filled shots of them drinking beer on the land where Tim wants to build a house. Art!

Oh shit, Eric’s racing to get to Santa in time to be there with Tami and Gracie?! “You scared me half to death. What’s going on?” 

“I turned the contract down. It’s your turn. I want to go to Philadelphia. Will you take me to Philadelphia with you, please?” YESSSSSSSSSSSSS what they deserve! What Tami deserves!!!! My heart!!!!

Ugh, the imagery as they get to State is amazing. The boys taking in the field, the players suited up praying and getting in the zone beforehand. The screaming in the stands waiting for them.

“You may never know how proud I am of you.” “You changed my life, coach.” AW.

Eric’s pre-game prayer overlaying the image of the Lions bursting out onto the field! Yes yes yes!

The way they slowed everything down with just music, and focused in on the faces of so many characters - Vince’s dad showing up, Eric and Tami saluting one another from stand to sideline, Becky cheering in the stands excitedly for Luke, Matt and Julie holding each other, Buddy on the sidelines screaming, Vince’s mom jumping up and down - just absolute perfection. 

And we’re back in, with actual in-scene sound at 26-21 with 3 seconds left on the clock??? Jesus!

AH and every single character watching the football fly in the air, WOW the DRAMA.

Holy shit, they fast-forwarded to one of Eric’s players in Philly catching a football eight months later in Philly??? THIS SHOW IS SO GOOD. WOW.

Tami looks like such a badass strutting around campus!

YES Tinker is on the Panthers! Take that, bullying reporter! 

Aw, the East Dillon Lions sign coming down. :( feels.

Nooo Luke don’t go to the military! Noooo I hate that. Poor Becky. They’re the exact type of couple who gets caught up in that really sad cycle - too poor to really have many other options, so the whole “free college when i get out!” thing starts to look really attractive. smh.

But i love how they used the championship ring he gave Becky as a way to signal that the East Dillon Lions did, indeed, win the state championship eight months earlier...and that Jess is wearing the ring on the sidelines of a new field where she’s working with the coaches! amazing!

Yay Matt and Julie live in Matt’s beautiful Chicago apartment? Perfection. They really look so good in that city together. 

New beginnings in a new city together for both Tami and Eric AND Matt and Julie? I’m living! It’s what they deserve!

Tim and Billy building Tim’s house and drinking beers! “Texas forever.” “Texas forever.” MY HEART.

“Clear eyes, full hearts.” SILENCE. “Ah, we’ll deal with that later.” LOL

Yesss Tami coming out to meet Eric on the field!!!

“Ready to go home?” “Yeah, let’s go.”

And the lights go off on the field. End show. AMAZING. Truly, an epic series finale! An epic show! I will definitely rewatch and i am so glad i finally did! Thanks to anyone who gave a shit about my ramblings.

[wundrlss]

1-92

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? my girl? duh

2. You talked to an ex today, correct? not yet 🙄

3. Have you taken someones virginity? yup a couple people

4. Is trust a big issue for you? eh, depends on the person/my mental state

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? YES

6. What are you excited for? making my girl my wife

7. What happened tonight? I cried and drove home

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? No, there's a fine art to it

9. Is confidence cute? yeah

10. What is the last beverage you had? Dr.Pepper

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? Aaron, My Big Brother (he's my freaking bestie) & My little Brother

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? yeah

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? watch Smackdown

14. What are you going to spend money on next? coffee in the morning

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? it's uhhhhh complicated... but someday I hope.

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? I mean probably, but like in a good way ya know.

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? My Mom, Jordan, My therapist, My Big Brother

18. The last time you felt broken? I dunno I've got pretty tough skin now. but not gonna lie ya bitch cried on the way home bc I miss my girl and other daughter.

19. Have you had sex today? nope can't remember the last time honestly I was probably drunk🤡

20. Are you starting to realize anything? that a bitch is tired

21. Are you in a good mood? I'm sad as shit so whatever

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? yes

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? kinda?

24. What do you want right this second? @jeunemaman-xo u and a nap

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? nothing unless it was the dumbass. but if I kissed someone else you bet your ass I'm in trouble😂😂

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? yup my pride shines through and through baby

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? I definitely have 12/10 would NOT recommend

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? My girl and her scratch tickets

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? yes🥺🥺💔💔

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? I mean probably not but then again I'm more like a 500 chance type of gal because I suck

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? no I don't hate anyone. I seriously dislike some but hate none.

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? yup she better

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? LMAO I can kill a 24 pack in like 12hrs

34. Listening to? Lucy by Still Woozy

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? yes

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? her house

37. Do you believe in love at first sight? yeah

38. Who did you last call? my grandparents

39. Who was the last person you danced with? kk

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? because I love the absolute shit out of her.

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? oh god I can't remember

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? hugged my dad for the first time in a long time.

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? plenty of times I'm so funny

44. Do you tan in the nude? depends on availability

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? take it back? if you mean like rewind so it could happen over and over again... yes

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? uh kinda? I dunno a bitch didn't sleep

47. Who was the last person to call you? my girl to ask me to come pick her up two blocks away 😂😅

48. Do you sing in the shower? yup

49. Do you dance in the car? oh absolutely ask storm😅

50. Ever used a bow and arrow? yes

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? I'm more of a behind the camera person. but like my boudoir shoot a yearish ago

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? I like them

53. Is Christmas stressful? No I'm a Christmas queen.

54. Ever eat a pierogi? yes I don't like them lol

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? uh something in the berry family? or cherries or nectarines or peaches holy shit plums *chefs kiss*

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? neurosurgeon, anesthesiologist, OB, princess?

57. Do you believe in ghosts? yes

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? all the time, my past lives to tryna teach me shit and I believe that.

59. Take a vitamin daily? LMAO, no dude I cant even stay on my psych meds

60. Wear slippers? do birks count?

61. Wear a bath robe? Occasionally

62. What do you wear to bed? T-shirt, or Jammies

63. First concert? Dixie Chicks or Avril Lavigne

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target

65. Nike or Adidas? Nike

66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Cheetos

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? I like both but I'd rather have sunflower seeds

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? hmmmm

69. Ever take dance lessons? yes

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? my wife gonna be a hottest trophy wife I swear. 🥵🥵🥵 but honestly she can do or be whatever she wants to be. she's my queen 🔒

71. Can you curl your tongue? yup

72. Ever won a spelling bee? yup

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? yup

74. What is your favorite book? Go Ask Alice

75. Do you study better with or without music? I don't study but if I did, without because I'm too easily distracted.... mini concert

76. Regularly burn incense? yes, sage and Palo Santos sticks to clean my crystals and my tools

77. Ever been in love? yes a time or two

78. Who would you like to see in concert? I just wanna rave ma😩😩

79. What was the last concert you saw? I went to Thunderdome in Feb⚡️😎

80. Hot tea or cold tea? Hot tea

81. Tea or coffee? Tea honestly

82. Favorite type of cookie? gingerbread or snickerdoodle

83. Can you swim well? yes I was on swim team

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? yes

85. Are you patient? not really but I can be if I have to.

86. DJ or band, at a wedding? Ask my wife

87. Ever won a contest? not really

88. Ever have plastic surgery? not yet

89. Which are better black or green olives? black

90. Opinions on sex before marriage? I don't care

91. Best room for a fireplace? All

92. Do you want to get married Yes, someday. ya know what they say 3rd tries a charm

[leatvshows]

elizabeth weir, sam carter, and alicia washington?

That is one hell of a squad, i meaaaaaaaaan, imagine that!

Elizabeth Weir

First impression: she’s the boss, i love her. (i’m cheap ok)

Impression now: i love her, she’s the one and only queen of atlantis and she has an amazing life leading the city (cuz she never died)

Favorite moment: that one when she was better than the leader of another world (yup all of them, all the time) but i have to say i really love seeing her caring for people under her command, like when people got hurt (john) or when people went missing (john) and when she had to stay strong when people got hurt (john) OK I LOVE HER BEING WORRIED ABOUT THIS STUPID DUDE

Idea for a story: she lives. also i have this story idea where she has a sister/kid/niece or something who finds a way to get into the stargate program and atlantis and she is v shook and v happy to have someone and also it makes her turn mama bear over the entire city lmao

Unpopular opinion: she was the best leader of atlantis. better than sam even. (and i love sam, but sam deserved sg1 and the sgc)

Favorite relationship: sparky ofc, but i really love weir and mckay, weir and teyla, weir and carson, and weir and jack o’neill

Favorite headcanon: SHE LIVED. also she wasn’t really dead and the replicators kept her alive and she came back at some point

Samantha Carter

First impression: i can’t remember, but i really like her when i was a kid

Impression now: I WANNA BE YOU

Favorite moment: there are so many omg, whenever she was badass and vulnerable, when she blew up a sun, when she saw the love of her life die but had to run for her’s in continuum

Idea for a story: she marries jack and becomes general and leads the sgc, also they have kids who are as smart as her and as reckless as him

Unpopular opinion: she deserved to lead sg1 instead of mitchell (is this unpopular though?)

Favorite relationship: sam/jack, sam/janet, early sam/daniel, sam/teal’c, sam/vala, sam/cameron, OK I LOVE SAM WITH HER TEAM

Favorite headcanon: she loves camping and living in nature, but loves her alien toys too much to move to the cabin forever

Alicia Washington

First impression: hi, you’re my new favorite character

Impression now: i love you, please come back

Favorite moment: when she kicked ass in the forest with mira, when she was with leah, when she was defeated and her hair was down, when she was kidnapped by the sixers and looked hot and pissed

Idea for a story: she survived and was held hostage by the sixers, she has to fight/run away from them, but she can’t because she’s too hurt and far from terra nova and so she just makes their life hell while she waits for the rescue (that would have been such a great season 2 plot)

Unpopular opinion: i don’t think she ever liked lucas much

Favorite relationship: i really like the friendship and mentor/mentee thing between her and taylor, i don’t really like taylor but together they’re pretty badass, i also love her relationship with jim

Favorite headcanon: she had a sister or a brother in the future and now she just protects/mothers/adopts anyone that reminds her of them. and she had a bad life before enrolling in the army and she found her calling in service.

[thunder-in-the-rain]

1-92 gooooo

Lol oh anon, thank you but I promise I’m not that interesting  1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?Yes2. You talked to an ex today, correct?No3. Have you taken someones virginity?Yes4. Is trust a big issue for you?Yes5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?No6. What are you excited for?The weekend, finallyyyy!7. What happened tonight?I got called boring by some chick and got salty about it.8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?No, you do you honey9. Is confidence cute?Yes, but be humble about it10. What is the last beverage you had?Iced coffee11. How many ?people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?212. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?Hell no13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?Help my friend move14. What are you going to spend money on next?Fright fest tickets probably or Chicago Fire tickets15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?No16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?Yes17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?Sarah18. The last time you felt broken?August19. Have you had sex today?no, unfortunately 20. Are you starting to realize anything?No21. Are you in a good mood?better now that I’ve had coffee22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?Yes and done it23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?Uhhh I think so?24. What do you want right this second?Smoke a cigarette25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?I wouldn’t really say anything. If there’s no commitment then I don’t have room to say anything26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?No27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?No28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?My neighbor trying to hook me up with some random dude passing by my house29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?Nah30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?In some situations yes31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?lmao no32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?Let’s skip on over this one33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?I’ll have it on occasion34. Listening to?@walkalonewithoutyou her talking

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?No36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?Yes37. Do you believe in love at first sight?Love, no. Lust yes38. Who did you last call?@walkalonewithoutyou39. Who was the last person you danced with?No one, I don’t dance40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?Uh cuz they were leaving back home41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?I don’t even remember42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?No43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?Yes lol44. Do you tan in the nude?No45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?No46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?Yes47. Who was the last person to call you?@walkalonewithoutyou48. Do you sing in the shower?No49. Do you dance in the car?It’s happened but not frequently50. Ever used a bow and arrow?Yes but it’s been a while51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?uh high school for school pictures52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?I don’t really have an opinion on this53. Is Christmas stressful?Not really, don’t really celebrate54. Ever eat a pierogi?Yeeeep and they are fucking good55. Favorite type of fruit pie?Banana creami knew56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?Vet57. Do you believe in ghosts?Yes58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?All the damn time59. Take a vitamin daily?I probably should but I tend to forget60. Wear slippers?no61. Wear a bath robe?No62. What do you wear to bed?A shirt and shorts63. First concert?Jojo64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?Target65. Nike or Adidas?Adidas66. Cheetos Or Fritos?Neither67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?Peanuts68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?I knew you were trouble69. Ever take dance lessons?Yes actually70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?Probably business71. Can you curl your tongue?Yes

Yes72. Ever won a spelling bee?Nope73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?When I went to go see Jojo the tears were real74. What is your favorite book?Death and other dances75. Do you study better with or without music?Without music76. Regularly burn incense?Nope77. Ever been in love?Yes78. Who would you like to see in concert?In this moment or jojo again79. What was the last concert you saw?Il Divo80. Hot tea or cold tea?Depends, i will em both81. Tea or coffee?Coffee82. Favorite type of cookie?Chocolate chip83. Can you swim well?lol I would hope considering I was on the swim team for years84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?Yes85. Are you patient?I can be

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?Band87. Ever won a contest?nope88. Ever have plastic surgery?nope89. Which are better black or green olives?I don’t like olives90. Opinions on sex before marriage?You do you. I am all for it91. Best room for a fireplace?Bedroom or living room92. Do you want to get marriedOne day

[mazolivia]

92 trivial facts.

Taken from @djpeterlewisza​

Reminding me of the Myspace days/Random shit for my random followers:

Make me admit stuff? 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? The last person is my best mate (girl) so no. But the last guy I messaged, yes. 

2. You talked to an ex today, correct? Incorrect 
3. Have you taken someones virginity? Yes (Insert evil smiley) 
4. Is trust a big issue for you? Not an issue but I exercise caution. 
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? Like? Well if recently is 2 Saturday’s ago... 
6. What are you excited for? For this date which needs to happen. 
7. What happened tonight? GoT. 
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? Haha nope because think I’ve been there. 
9. Is confidence cute? 100% 
10. What is the last beverage you had? Ribena. 
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? I want to say 2...but I’m not sure. 
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? Yes 
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? Probably meet the girls for dinner? 
14. What are you going to spend money on next? Euro spending for Rome end of the month. 
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? No lmao (ugh) 
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? Hopefully! 
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? My 2 besties 
18. The last time you felt broken? Last week coz I nearly fucked up something. 
19. Have you had sex today? Wishful thinking. 
20. Are you starting to realize anything? Realising that I gotta stand on my own 2 feet no matter what. 
21. Are you in a good mood? I’m indifferent. 
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? No 
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? No 
24. What do you want right this second? To be planning what I should’ve been doing tomorrow had it not got cancelled. 
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? Atm I’d be indifferent because we aren’t dating. 
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? Yes 
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? No 
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? Don’t usually dream... 
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? Not really 
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? It depends. 
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? I sorta lust after the boy I last spoke to so...deffo not. 
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? He probably has a hunch. 
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? Yep, hardly ever on the fizzy drinks. 
34. Listening to? Donnell Jones - U Know What’s Up 
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? At work I have to sometimes 
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? Fuck knows it was some random dude at Festival 
37. Do you believe in love at first sight? I believe in lust “let yo panties drop” at first sight. 
38. Who did you last call? Home 
39. Who was the last person you danced with? The girls (Clubbing on the weekend) 
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? I was drunk, he was a lout, and it was gross af 
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? Bro’s 23rd 
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? Yes 
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? I try to avoid that sorta thing 
44. Do you tan in the nude? I’m already tan, baby. 
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? 1000% would 
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? Sorta, was on Whatsapp 
47. Who was the last person to call you? Some tech company I emailed 
48. Do you sing in the shower? Sometimes 
49. Do you dance in the car? Has happened 
50. Ever used a bow and arrow? Yes! A long time ago 
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Graduation I guess 
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? I like them! 
53. Is Christmas stressful? No way! 
54. Ever eat a pierogi? No idea what that is even 
55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Cherry. Iceland do a banging Morello Cherry one. 
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Own a yacht and do fuck all (no joke) 
57. Do you believe in ghosts? Nah 
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Doesn’t happen often. 
59. Take a vitamin daily? Try to but never remember. 
60. Wear slippers? Downstairs in my house coz of the wooden floors. 
61. Wear a bath robe? Often 
62. What do you wear to bed? Matching jammies! Black or pink. 
63. First concert? Can’t remember but probably some Christian one back in the day. 
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? I’m not American. 
65. Nike or Adidas? Adidas 100% 
66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Wotsits! 
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Peanuts 
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? None. 
69. Ever take dance lessons? Was in a dance team at school 
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? I want to marry someone good at maths. 
71. Can you curl your tongue? Yep 
72. Ever won a spelling bee? Nottt Americann


73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Hmm...no. 
74. What is your favorite book? 
75. Do you study better with or without music? Both 
76. Regularly burn incense? No 
77. Ever been in love? Yes and no regrets about that even though it ended. 
78. Who would you like to see in concert? Jay Park, Kaytranada... 
79. What was the last concert you saw? Tory Lanez 
80. Hot tea or cold tea? Hot 
81. Tea or coffee? Tea 
82. Favorite type of cookie? Triple chocolate 
83. Can you swim well? Moderately 
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yeah 
85. Are you patient? Depends. With most things sort of. With guys no. 
86. DJ or band, at a wedding? Probably DJ I want some good beats. 
87. Ever won a contest? Hm...not me personally. Think my brother has. 
88. Ever have plastic surgery? No 
89. Which are better black or green olives? Black 
90. Opinions on sex before marriage? Do whatever. 
91. Best room for a fireplace? Living room or bedroom 
92. Do you want to get married? When the time’s right.

[bisluthq]

Because Jack and saoirse are both lovely people and they are lovely couple but Karlie kloss is just a crook and queerbaiting person

Real people can only queerbait if they actively lie about being gay lol like as a joke or for a lol. Karlie has never done that lmao she has always spoken about boys and her boyfriend. She flaunted her friendship with Taylor, as did Taylor. If people thought they’re together 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ like I’m sorry a bitch who wanted to marry Tom Brady and give him five children and had a boyfriend queerbaited u but the issue is your gaydar not her lol.

“Just a crook” like??? She’s a successful model, designer, entrepreneur and philanthropist. She was a bad friend to one of her (now ex) friends. That sucks. Personally I’m more team Taylor in the falling out but I also recognize there’s a second side to the story. This is true for any falling out. Friendship breakups hurt idk what to tell you. It sucks but??

You shouldn’t have emotional investment to these ladies’ friend group drama. Just like… disengage dude. You’re allowed to be like “I’m gonna block the nat talks klossy tag because it irritates me and idc” but sending pressed anons over this drama is bizarre to me.

[stonerbughead]

Maria watches friday night lights (#2)

Or: help I watched the full first season in eight days!!!

-I love how they really slowly develop the characters. Like I started out immediately invested in Saracen bc we stan an underdog but I feel like I’ve been pulled more slowly but surely into, say, Tyra’s plotline.

“She’s robbing for love.” “Its compelling stuff, dad.” “It’s a guilty pleasure!” I love Tami and Julie ganging up on Coach Taylor.

-Lesbian mayor, ok! Tami being like ‘bitch deal with it, I’m working with her,’ ok!

“If we don’t change this tire right now by ourselves, we’re doomed” - Tyra to her mom, wow I FELT that

-Gotta say, I’ve really enjoyed Jason’s friend from the rehab center kind of being his like, tour guide into life in a wheelchair. It’s really wholesome.

-re: Jason proposing to Lyla — oh no, Jason Street, do you think you’re Nathan Scott? Bc I’m really thinking Nathan might be the only teen drama dude who could pull off marrying the love of his life in high school. Yikes!

-I was so fucking excited when the black players walked off the field to protest that racist white coach. We stan collective action

-Help I’ve been watching for 6 days and I’m 16 episodes in

-okay I get the hype

-also I sent Jeff’s best friend Jay my first edition of this and am adding his thoughts: “Riggins the goat and the ‘previously on’s are absolutely perfect and put you in a different world. A world of Texas high school drama mayham fun.” Thanks Jay! Love ya pal.

-Omg I truly find Matt and Julie so cute! Such a pure and genuine lil love story.

-Wild that Buddy Garrity was JUST comforting Lyla for the “mistake” she made, then starts an affair with Tyra’s mom like two episodes later. Oops how could I have possibly known this would end badly?! 🤦🏻‍♀️

-wowwww I FEEL Lyla tho in this scene where she’s comforting her siblings as her mom chews her dad out for being a nasty cheater. When we found out my dad had had a three year affair, my younger sister burst into tears and I just started yelling at him. I’m at the beginning of this episode and the angry older sister in me hopes Lyla chews him out at some point; even if I guess it wouldn’t land the same bc Lyla is a cheater too and I am not.

-wow I feel like attitudes towards tattoos have changed a lot over the years since this aired, based on lyla’s very anti-tattoo reaction to jason’s “influence buy,” as he said.

-Waverly shouting out all those poets of color in the diner. Okay gurl go off! Oh shit is she good tho bc now she’s like really goinggggg off is she off her meds or something?

-10 minutes later: yep she’s off meds for her “mood disorder” oh noooo

-WOW OK Lyla destroyed her cheating dads dealership! I see you, that’s a tactic.

-Wow they’re letting Waverly and Lyla hang out aka letting Lyla hang out with another girl at all?? Kinda love it.

-omg poor Tyra!!!!!

-this is truly top ten most dramatic rain moments with the juxtaposition of the semi final on the muddy field and Tyra escaping a sexual assault!!!! Omg Landry showed up as she was picking up her homework I am 😭

-the fact that they legit do a group prayer as a team has my skin crawling just bc I grew up in the most secular nj town lol

-omg Julie and Matt kissing in the mud after the game is swoonworthy

-Jason realizing by helping Matt Saracen that he could be good at coaching? Love that journey for him.

-lmao at Tim riggins saying “how about Saracen sleeping with the coach’s daughter” at the roast to complete silence

-Tami and Eric’s marriage is cute as hell. But fuck yeah to Tami for being like, ‘I like this job and Julie likes this school, we’re not putting that on the line just bc you got a job. We’ll make it work bc our relationship is strong.’

-omfg Grandma Saracen and the Colette ladies singing and dancing while Landry drives them to State is amazing

-Aw and I love Tyra and Layla having it out on the side of the road and Tyra convincing Lyla to take their ride.

-I finished season 1! What an epic season finale! This summed it up: