#I’m such a hobbit

[justalittlesolarpunk]

Eating fresh berries off the bush is really such a primal joy. Like not only is it delicious but you feel close to nature, and you’re part of this endless line back to your ancestors before they were even human. We really have always been grabbing delicious fruit to sustain ourselves. In the northern hemisphere now is the perfect time to go blackberrying and I highly recommend! They are p much impossible to confuse with anything inedible so it’s a very easy foraging intro

[tazzakazza]

Watched the hobbit trilogy again for the first time in a while last night into today,,,

loved the kiss scene in botfa,, am I right gang?

I missed them so god damn much bro

[ahhrenata]

when you catch your crush very obviously staring 🤭

| these two melted the shit out of my heart |

[coveredinsun]

i’ve seen gimleaf fics where they each try to find out how to court by the other’s traditions. and i love those, so i think they ought to be taken a step further. and i think the way to do that would be, naturally, to make bagginshield real. allow me to explain why. ahem. after the ring is destroyed, girlfailure legolas spends two weeks poring over The Ancient Texts and stressing because his one (1) friend who WOULD help him (that’s aragorn) knows jack shit about dwarves beyond the surface (no pun intended) (well gandalf knows things but gandalf is a bitch) (he would just smile at legolas knowingly and wish him good luck instead of giving him answers).

so alas, girlfailure “shit tier ass elf” legolas is left to like, idk, sulk or something in the garden he starts at the Bestie Residence in minas tirith. and after like 2 days sam’s had enough he’s like “dude your vibes are upsetting the plants.” and legolas is like “my bad bro. it just seems i know nothing about dwarves which i probably should’ve thought about before, by elf standards, getting hitched in vegas.” and sam is like “oh dwarves? just ask mister frodo ^_^ he knows tons about dwarves!” and legolas is like “what the shit? him in particular? why does he anything about dwarves?” and sam leans in reaaaalllllll close and whispers behind his hand, “well you see mister elf, mister legolas, sir, there’s always been a very healthy amount of rumors that go around in the shire about mister frodo’s uncle, mister bilbo, and the letters he used to exchange with a certain king under the mountain.” and legolas, who was THERE, is like

[must-be-mr-boggins]

Betrayal as a love language >>>

[jesuschristt-thatsaprettyface]

if u ask if i’ve seen a particular movie, no i have not. but i have seen lotr 467 times

[artbyleav]

She is part of the bad bitches club m’lord 👊😔

Anyways I thought about Arwen in a backless dress and honestly a slay so big the ring would literally explode during the council

[aliensurvivalist]

This scene is so funny to me, they needed two separate scenes of Thorin not saying anything, just looking absolutely smitten with Bilbo

[planetvries]

nothing bad happened, the end :)

[milesasinmorales]

Hot take of the day: elves fucking eat meat. Of course they fucking do. They hunt. Dwarves are the vegetarians. Or like mushrooms and tubers or whatever.

[tazzakazza]

worlds laziest colour job

[crowrelli]

nvm guys I just needed to draw them ✌️✌️✌️

[buttered-milky]

Alright so u know the scene where Smaug opens an eye under the treasure and it’s all the party can see of him bc he’s sleeping under there.

This is what sand boas look like. And they burrow under the sand and are ambush predators. And they are reptiles. Like Smaug. Do you see where I am going with this

Thang. Smaug. If you even care

[bitterseaproduction]

The bagginshield relationship progression (in my head) is hilarious. Bilbo spends the first 40% of their time together thinking Thorin must hate him, and Thorin does hate how the hobbit keeps giving him these little looks that he keeps mirroring. Then the rest of it, Bilbo’s relieved Thorin might like him a little after all while Thorin’s busy silently agonizing over which design to use for his consort’s crown.

[must-be-mr-boggins]

“The eagles are coming!” Yeah and so are my tears.

[ahhrenata]

you’ve got something on your face. let me just—