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An Unexpected Present
Summary: Hope and reassurance comes from an unexpected source when Joel think there might be none.
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A/N: Merry Christmas, pedroblr (is that a thing?) This is my little Christmas present to everyone and I hope (ba dum tss) it gives a bit of hope in terrible times in a different world. This is my present specifically to @docharleythegeekqueen as part of @pedrostories's Secret Santa event. Thank you so much for organizing this and I hope I have delivered as Santa.
People never turned up at your door at the crack of dawn. Thank goodness. It was mostly because you didn’t really have a door for the past two decades for anyone to show up at. Now you had one and apparently people—no, men— took that as an invitation to show up. Okay, it was one man. That was already one too many.
“What the fuck?” You asked, looking at the guy holding the most god awful bouquet of dried flowers you’d ever seen. Did they do Valentine’s in Jackson? And if so, did they do it in fucking December?
“You’re the chemistry teacher?”
Don’t fucking say some corny line about having chemistry with me, you thought, the old pick up line getting on your nerves before it could even be uttered.
“I am. And I won’t make you meth if that’s what you’re here to ask.”
He laughed softly, his cheeks turning pink from the winter air. “I wasn’t. But now I’m thinking about it. No, I’m uh… Ellie told me you knew how to make paint?”
You realized then that he was your student Ellie’s dad. Maria’s brother in law who used to be a contractor in the before times. His name had come up a few times when Maria’s husband told you about how they were fixing up the old houses in the town.
“Yeah…?”
“I was wonderin’ if you could make some for me. We can trade for it.”
“Oh. Uh, I’m sorry… I don’t make that kind of paint.”
“I didn’t even tell ya what kinda paint I’m lookin’ for.”
“For walls?”
“Wow. Why, cause I look like this,” he said, gesturing to himself, “I can’t be looking for watercolor to paint the next Mona Lisa?”
“The Mona Lisa was painted with oil paints.”
“It’ll be the watercolor Mona Lisa then. These flowers good enough to make some paint?” He asked, holding out the dried flowers and leaves.
“Depends on the colors you want for this post apocalyptic Mona Lisa.”
“Red, green, black and white.”
“Doesn’t sound like the Mona Lisa to me. Sounds like Christmas.”
“They told me you were smart, but not that you were a genius,” he mocked, making you roll your eyes. You would’ve closed the door on him and avoided him forever. It was a foolish way to spend the little resources you had on something like paint for Christmas decorations. Linseed oil for protecting wooden surfaces, alum for water clarification, and washing soda for…well, washing. So you told him as much. His face fell when you explained you won’t waste necessary resources for something as superfluous as paint. But he accepted, wished you a good day and left your doorsteps with his dried flowers.
You thought that would be the end of it. But you didn’t know a very crucial piece of information then.
“Why didn’t you tell me?” You asked, sounding more aggressive than you’d intended to be.��
“Didn’t think it was relevant since ya said making paint is a waste of your time,” he said, sounding a little smug.
“That was before your brother said you had coffee! Why didn’t you tell me you had coffee?”
“You didn’t say what you’d trade for.”
“I’ll trade for coffee.”
Coffee it was. The next morning, he showed up at your door with a thermos full of coffee. Guilty about how you’d treated him the previous day, you invited him inside. What started as politeness became a routine.
“Had no idea it’d turn blue.”
“It’s because red cabbages have a chemical called anthocyanin. It’s a natural ph indicator. So when you add it to a neutral substance like water, it turns blue.”
He nodded, his annoyance at you beginning to change seeing the excitement on your face. It was easy to forget he was also resistant to normalcy when he first arrived at Jackson. Scarcity was the biggest threat to your life outside the infected and it wasn’t easy to set aside old practices you’d built to survive. But that didn’t stop him from being annoyed at you when you told him that paint for Christmas decorations was a waste of your time.
“Did you teach before, too?” He asked.
“No. I uh…I worked in the pharmaceutical industry. Made medicines.”
“Damn,” he said, his mind immediately going to Ellie. If she knew what you did for a living before… There was a real risk too, with you being her teacher and all. A bigger problem was you finding out somehow about Ellie’s immunity and deciding to do something about it. He could handle you of course. He’d handled fireflies with all their weapons. But it wouldn’t be easy to get away with in Jackson.
“Yeah. And before you ask, no I can’t find a cure.”
“Why did you think I’d ask that?” He squinted, his worries still not resolved.
“Everyone does.”
“Huh.”
The rest of the walk to the school passed in silence as he mulled over your words. You didn’t believe there was a cure so you wouldn’t look in Jackson for one. That should be enough to calm him. But you didn’t know someone in town was immune. He would have to keep an eye on you.
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While the mornings were spend drinking coffee with each other, the evenings were for making paint. He’d gathered everything you needed. Even sat with you and helped you grind the ingredients with a pestle and mortar. You liked to spend your time alone after hours of dealing with loud, curious children.
You didn’t think you would be alright with Joel intruding on that. But he was good company. He stayed silent apart from asking doubts about the process. The only sound was that of the both of you grinding the pigment source into a fine power set with cyclical movements of the pestles in the mortars.
“You’re a big fan of Christmas?” You asked one evening.
“I wouldn’t say so, no.”
“So, why are you parting with your beloved coffee just for red and green paints?”
He laughed softly as he tied a filter to the top of a bottle. “It’s for Ellie,” he said, his hand rubbing the broken watch on his wrist. “She never had a normal Christmas so…since we came here to Jackson, I try to do what the town needs for a nice Christmas.”
“That’s nice,” you said, feeling yourself warming up to him. “How many Christmases have you had here?” You asked, not feeling it appropriate to ask when they arrived. Too personal and invasive perhaps.
“This is the second one.”
“Mmm. She deserves it. Ellie. She’s a good kid.”
“She is, yeah.”
“It’s…hopeful. Being around young people again. We are all so… Well, I am so disillusioned with the world. She seems to have hope.”
“Oh?”
“Yeah. Asked me if I could find a cure if there was someone immune.”
His heart almost stopped. What else did she tell you?
“And what did you say?”
“The truth. That it’s not possible even if we found someone with immunity.”
“Why is that?”
“We didn’t have the technology for this even back in the day. Not for fungi. It took years to create a cure even when we had proper labs and researchers. It’s not likely for us to even find someone who is immune. Even if I did, how would I get to the source of their immunity? We can’t do any tests. We can’t do imaging. If there was someone immune, they should just shut up about it and be alive.”
“Isn’t that selfish? Ruining the world’s chance to… to become…become normal?”
“It won’t. Not in our lifetimes. Say we do find a cure. How do we manufacture this drug or vaccine? How many can we make? A hundred? A thousand? And how would we even distribute it? I don’t think a few bicycles and our horses could be as effective as planes and ships to take them around the country. And these things have an expiration date, so…”
“I never thought of that.”
“Yeah. People are so intoxicated by hope that they fail to consider the logistics. I don’t blame them, though. It’s only natural to hope. Because if there’s no hope for the future, there’s no reason to do fucking anything.”
“Do you have hope?”
“Of course,” you said, giving him a smile. Not a naive one free of the burden of truth but a radical one persevering despite it all. “Jackson gives me hope. I didn’t think there could be such a place… There has to be an end to the fungus’ reign at some point in the future. When it has no one to consume. There could be people who are immune and natural selection could take its course, pass the immunity on genetically. Won’t be anytime soon of course. Maybe a few thousand years.”
“If humanity survives until then. We could all die like the dinosaurs.”
“We could. Or we could survive. If we’re here, who’s to say there aren’t other little towns persevering? Maybe a few will evolve and survive. They may no longer be us— homosapiens. But they’ll be here. But if not, there’s still all the animals who will look up at the same stars we see every night.”
“That’s strangely hopeful,” he said after a moment of silence. He wanted to cross the table between the two of you and give you a hug. Tell you that you were the only one who said something optimistic to him that wasn’t a load of rubbish.
But he went instead for an ornament just for you. Carved it out of wood how he did with all the other ornaments he made for the town’s large Christmas tree.
When you found the wooden star painted white at your door, you were surprised but had no doubt who it was from. You would never know what you’d done for him. He never doubted he made the right decision getting Ellie out of that hospital. But it helped hearing from someone who didn’t know what happened that she would’ve died for nothing had he made the wrong decision. It was an unexpected present. One you never intended.
And the next time he was at your door with flowers, they weren’t for making paint.
#pedrostoriesgift24#pedrostories#joel miller x reader#joel miller x you#joel miller#joel miller fluff#jackson joel#joel and ellie#joel is a good dad#pedro pascal#pedro pascal character fic#tlou fanfiction#tlou fic#tlou fluff
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So I just learned from a UQuiz that apparently not everyone sees the world through a transparent sheet of technicoloured sand.
& that it’s like. A whole ass diagnosable rare condition if you do.
& that said condition also causes a lot of other symptoms that I had assumed were normal at the degree I experience them?
Like the bright skittering lights on bright light surfaces or the sky aren’t supposed to be beyond counting?
& not being able to see properly in the dark because everything is bright coloured splotches everywhere…
Also I’m inferring from what I’m reading that it… isn’t supposed to be hard to tell if you have a migraine aura or not???
‘Cause most people don’t just have flashy bright colours everywhere all the time.
Like it’s not a progressive thing & I’ve had it all my life, so it’s probs not a big deal or anything.
& I’m gonna tell my neurologist at my next appointment.
But I am seriously reeling from the fact that this is actually not the common experience.
#I… I’m 33.#I have seen this way literally as long as I can remember.#& I genuinely assumed it was standard#so no one talked about it????#Like we’re all just ignoring the millions of brightly coloured sparkles everywhere.#Right???#Also apparently seeing colours when you close your eyes in the dark#is also not the common experience???#I’m sorry guys this is kinda fucking me up???#What do you MEAN most other people don’t experience the level of visual effects as I do???#What do you mean other people don’t have issues seeing in the dark#because the sparkles blur everything????#stardust rambles#Relatedly apparently the normal amount of high pitched ringing to hear at all times is none???#I GENUINELY THOUGHT WE JUST WERE ALL IGNORING THESE SENSORY EXPERIENCES AT ALL TIMES.#apparently just me & <10% of the population….#fucking wild…#Like I know it’s not super uncommon but that’s definitely not the average experience that I am having
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ok the sotr news has been really affecting me and i think it honestly might have to do w the weather 😭😭 like no way would i be in this bad of a mood if it was actually sunny outside
#i looked at the weather and was like “74 degrees and cloudy? yeah a jacket and crop top will do the trick”#and now i’m mad that i’m fucking freezing#i’m wearing pants btw sorry not to make it sound like i’m just raw dogging it with a jacket and shirt#also if i can have a misandry moment one time it was 38 degrees and there were rumors it was gonna SNOW#and for context it NEVER snows here (well… it did almost 100 years ago but i won’t get into it)#so seeing all the guys at school wearing shorts kinda did annoy me i thought they were all doing it for attention#but also i was in high school so everything annoyed me#but omg i’m so scared for halloween every year i am like i cannot be slutty in these conditions#and every year i persevere B)#i complained about that to my mom recently and she told me where SHE grew up as a teenager she had to wear tights under her costume#cos it was so fuckin cold (like frost bite levels of cold) (actually idk that fs im just making things up)#i was sad for her that would so ruin the vibe!
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I just fell down a rabbit hole about (legal) body disposal and part of me is so anxious wishing I could tell the FBI agent monitoring my internet searches that I’m just morbidly curious and I’m not planning on dying anytime soon (or planning anything ELSE, for that matter)
#I swear I’m innocent#I just didn’t know there were multiple types of cremation#and then I got curious about other legal burial/body disposal methods#and then I learned that you can have your ashes basically made into a starter reef in the ocean????#THERE HAVE BEEN SO MANY ADVANCEMENTS IN BODY DISPOSAL AND PREP GUYS ITS KINDA INSANE#YOU CAN MAKE YOUR BODY INTO SOIL!! which seems like it would be easy but apparently it’s a rather new advancement!!#and I mean like proper soil not just like. decomposed and mushed up remains I mean like Actual Human Compost#hi I’ve always been interested in morbid topics I swear#I’m not insane I just love the art of the funeral and the way we honor the dead#I always thought I wanted to donate my body to the army to have them drop my remains out of a plane#but uh… becoming part of the coral reef and helping sustain the reefs is definitely a more appealing option now#and like I always knew you could do the become a tree thing but there’s more options for that too!!#also there’s multiple ways to cremate and two of the three that I’ve researched don’t use an incinerator!!#they use a mix of water and highly alkaline chemicals?? which is so cool?? I thought the only way to get ashes from a body was to burn it#but apparently not!!#dude. science is so fucking cool#mortuary science is so fucking cool specifically#alright to the FBI agent assigned to me: sorry if I’m flagging shit with these searches I’m trying to keep the wording respectful#and non-incriminating lmaoooo#MelloMoans#mortuary science#morbid curiosity#funeral services#I guess??
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Like yes Aymeric De Borel Lord commander of the temple knights, speaker of the House of Lords and viscount of Borel Manor is suave and a gentleman and charming and rich and kind and noble of heart and willing to do anything for her to a slightly frightening degree but the truth of the matter is if Erenville was willing to pop his pussy a little bit he’d win Tavs every time with his T-boy swag
#taviville#also sorry if this is insane I’m kinda high on the car ride home from Waffle House idk….#many important thoughts happening at 2:30am#this is to say I’d never put her into a love triangle unless it was a TRUE triangle#like back when I shipped tavs with haurch and Amy like I was cooking idk#a very short lived AU but it was tasty I’m ngl#very haurch won out with Tavs bc him and Amy had a lowkey rivalry for her but Amy still wanted her and she Lowkey still wanted him#so the iconic genius she was was just like ‘damn y’all both are so fine and both want to kiss me but what if you kissed each other#hahahahah …..unless#haurch would 100% jump at it no questions asked but Amy would be def hesitant but he wants her so bad he does it and besides#he’s hasn’t kissed a man since esti and he’s pent up af and esti ain’t answering his calls#so ‘fuck it it’s fine’ like do you guys see the vision#I was kind of a visionary negl#holy shit someone make me SHUTUP LMAO
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Talking about stardew valley romances is so awkward. My friends are like “oh I love [every single guy, and Haley, but Alex]” and I have to go “oh I like Alex and Maru the most.”
#lots of love to the other guys#but like#idk Alex is chill#he’s like ‘hey what’s up’ and then the relationship builds up at a pace I’m comfortable with#it’s the same reason my main bg3 romances are Shads and Gale#they’re literally just like ‘hey you want to hang out’#a similar reason why I love Neera’s romance so much in bg1ee#yeah there is a semi mutual crush pretty early on#but it’s not like you’re jumping super far ahead and it paces like a normal relationship#or at least every relationship I’ve ever had#stardew valley#is way better at building up romances and relationships than bg3 and many other games to be fair#personally Elliot if my last romance of the men#I’m sorry I want to punch him#idk if maru is a common romance or not#I see way more people talk about the bachelors#I like her because I am also a man of science#or at least I try my best to be#I’m kinda dumb at very specific kinds of math#and idk how to explain it#it’s like every other kind of mathematics my brain can’t handle#especially if two math concepts are similar or interconnected#I’m fucked if it’s that#I try though#fail miserably but I try#and cry over it#really nothing gets me quicker to crying even in front of people (]>*#(which is a sin to me)#than failing miserably at math#anyways I’m off topic
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I think she would collect the minions McDonald’s toys
#hellsing#hellsing ultimate#seras victoria#integra hellsing#pip bernadotte#a#ofc she would like the found family trope 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄#thank you cocolacola for inspiring this train of thought ❤️❤️❤️❤️🐟❤️🐟#fun fact! my dad collected those minions McDonald’s toys no clue why but he was a big minions guy#I think his peak in life was watching the minions sing I Swear in dispicable me 2 in theaters. good for him yknow?#need to draw minion or da Bob seras for REALSIES but alas i am forced to work and be productive 💔💔💔💔💔💥💔💔💥💔#need to make minions memes Now I have to fucking sprint with this. French posting fish posting Homo posting they can fucking wait#kinda fucked up they scheduled me to register for classes in the middle of one of my classes#granted it doesn’t matter shit exploded the fan and a strike’s going on so I don’t have that class but it’s the Principle#they want to see me fail they are praying soooo hard for my downfall 💥🔥🦭💥🔥🔥🐟🛬🇫🇷🇫🇷#I mean okay they didn’t it went like incredibly smooth which was nice but they hate me they’re my enemy I am stronger and better than them#scheduling this so it leaves when I’m being held at gunpoint to do a group project. now those are legitimately people wanting me to fail#I’m sorry but they’re so unpredictable and ass the pros of them are so severely outweighed by the cons it’s binks
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this is fucked up but is it cockroaches
YES AND YES IT IS FUCKED UP
i post a lot of unserious things on here but this has to be the most ridiculous like it’s so fucked up
#it’s so insanely fuckd up#and yes apparently my work is infested#been having allergic reactions everyday since i started but without a visible allergen#and it doesn’t feel anything like dust#and then i saw one and had to kill it omg im so fucking brave you guys have no idea#and it came up how they’re always kinda around and just come out on cold days 😔😔😔😔#and someone was like maybe that’s what your allergic to and i didn’t even believe them that it was an allergy#until i googled it and saw all of my sumtpoms 😔💔💔#you’re *#sorry that typo was driving me crazy#yeah i’m sick about this guys#literally and figuratively
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SNOW DAY TOMORROW YESSSYESYES YESYESSSSSSS AHHHHHH
#currently very excited abt that as you can tell#I GOTTA WRITE TLLR GUYS I GOTTA GET MY SHIT TOGETHERRRR#IM SO SORRY ITS TAKING SO LONG#wyrms says stuff#very very hyper all of a sudden i’m so fucking happy i don’t have school tomorrow#you know what#something i kinda did like when i first started writing tllr was making up this thing to motivate myself to write and draw tllr#called “Dew days” so kinda a play on words with due date#and by specifically calling tomorrow a Dew day#it’d make me more productive somehow and that was during the summer so literally every day was Dew day because i was excited as fuck about#tllr. so yk what tomorrow is a Dew day i am going to spend all day writing and drawing tllr because I WANT TOOO#i’ve been slacking badly. i wanna get to the good parts. chapter 12 and 13 are okay. you guys will Definitely like them but im more focused#on future chapters. so i gotta just sit down and WRITE and then… i really really wanna AHHSHGHHHH talk about the mystery character#but FDSJHHSDFJHKDFSJHH i can’t yet#anyway yeah new chapter maybe tonight or tomorrow I FUCKING HOPE
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🤦🏽♀️🙃
#I can’t stop thinking about it#I keep replaying the morning over and over in my head#my friend said she thinks I should write a letter or text tell them#and I’m thinking about it#the more I’m processing it and it’s kinda sinking in#the more angry and offended and hurt I am#idk I know super vague post#and since you guys keep saying you like my crazy dumb Rosie rant posts maybe I’ll do one telling you guys what happened#I’m just still so fucking mad?#and she has NO idea how badly she fucked me up#she’s texting me like nothing happened and I’m like ???? ok sorry but I can’t just move on from this#anyway fun fact and update about me and my life#I’m looking into a php 👌#partial hospitalization program#if you didn’t know what I was talking about#so that’s suuuuper duper fun (hope you can feel my sarcasm)#but at this point in my life I feel like I need it#not gonna get into that right now cause ooofda one thing at a time#but this whole situation reallyyyyy set me back in my progress and healing so thanks buddy 👌👌👌#you are lucky I love your dog so fucking much otherwise I probably would never talk to you again#shut up rosie
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Two rats having lunch
Two rats having lunch
The vermin
The vermin
Enthusiastically munch!
TWO RATS
ON THE GROUND
EATIN FOOD
GRILLED CHEESE AND
TOMATO SOUP
#i almost want to make a cover b/c two trucks sounds really funky but I physically can’t put my brain through that#I just don’t like sex songs and shit#unrelated sorta but I watched Rocky horror picture show around Halloween and I dissasosiated so much that I barely remember what happened#the rest of the night#the whole of that day sucked too because that was when I was left outside for three hours at a dance that I only went too because my mom#wasn’t home so she couldn’t drop me off for the sleepover after and I thought it would be fun to show up as a surprise because I didn’t#think I’d be able to before!#but they forgot about me and I was crying outside in late October and everyone forgot abt me#even the teacher that came over to check on me. she said that she’d come back in a few mins and I said that was ok but she didn’t#I never blasted Spirit Phone into my ears as loud as I did that day#anyways that should’ve been another post in of itself sorry lmao#still mad about it even though I know it’s my fault I’m upset and they weren’t really at fault#I kinda fucked the friendship because I was very emotional and I haven’t had friends in YEARS so I didn’t know how arguments work?#and the only time I had real arguments was with my dad and that usually felt like a ‘you have to survive this make yourself right so he’ll#leave’ kinda thing#yay love trauma dumping good night guys
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my haaaaaands are still fucked uuuuuup but when they’re unfucked up i’m gonna draw smth so sexy and delicious for my new skyrim oc i can see the comp in my mind’s eye it’d just make my hands fall off if i tried to draw it
#he’s a liiiiiiitle bit of a serial killer so i’m envisioning him in like a white gown/robe with his hair up like in fucking. ella enchanted#in the garden with caryalind thallery but the knife behind his back is just coated in blood and there’s a pile of bodies behind him that we#can see but cary can’t see. i LOVE cary btw if you haven’t tried him as a follower highly highly recommend#vaynis is a character i didn’t think i’d get all that attached to i just wanted to try out the ancient falmer mod and then i got like. SO#attached to him immediately. he’s not actually an ancient falmer he’s just like. a non betrayed falmer who’s 23. his dad was like the#ultimate ‘i survive everything bc i’m good at hiding’ kinda guy who was a child when the snow prince died and he just fucked off into the#jerall mountains for forever basically. and another falmer (much younger) stumbled on him up there and was like ‘dude wtf if you have#immortality magic why do you live in a wizard shack in the mountains’ and he was like ‘well. i’m wicked scared all the time you see’#so in exchange for teaching her the immortality spell he was like ‘will you have a baby with me so the falmer don’t die out’ and she was#like ‘yeah ok but i’m not raising this fucking baby. i’m leaving i’m not a mom. you won’t make me a mom’ and he was like ‘yeah sure ok’#secretly thinking if he built her a tower she’d stay. so every day he’d build the tower bit by bit with magic and everyday she’d plan to#leave and like in a fairytale they had the ‘i’m going to leave’ ‘i know’ conversation but then vaynis was born and she actually DID leave bc#she wasn’t a mom! she told him that! but he was like shocked bc he was a moron. and so he locked vaynis in his wizard tower and only let him#out to teach him how to hunt and track and forage. and vaynis really wanted to see the world but his dad would never change. so he planned#to leave and he picked himself out a nice breton adventurer to seduce into taking him along only when his dad found out he killed the breton#and locked vaynis back in the tower. and vaynis waited and watched and planned and pretended like he was sorry. and then one day he#knifed him in his sleep. and took his shit and escaped. but auriel wasn’t super happy about that so he shipwrecked him. and ever since theb#vaynis has been pretty pathetic. he’s working on it but like. it really is kinda embarassing to watch. anyway his new scheme for glory is to#join the thalmor and he IS really pretty so this thalmor agent in solitude was like ‘hey the heir to the aldmeri dominion is also here and#we like. really need him back and with his head in the game. the nords are stupid they think you’re a altmer but like. i know a bitch whose#race is supposed to be extinct when i see one. you seduce caryalind thallery back into line and we’ll help you do whatever you wanna do to#restore the falmer. ideally it’s integrate with us.’ so vaynis obviously takes that fucking opportunity but problems arise bc caryalind#isn’t quite as seduceable as previously thought. yeah he’s flirty but he’s also looking for something serious and trying to become a better#person. so vaynis is on a journey of ‘get aldmeri prince to marry me and have his baby to achieve greatness’ when they stumble into helgen#after alduin attacks (bc as we all know i’m addicted to the ‘the prisoner dies and akatosh has to pick a new dragonborn’ narrative’ and he#) and akatosh picks vaynis honestly? to be funny. i love interpreting akatosh as a smartass it’s so funny to me#‘yeah there’s a whole world riding on this but like. wouldn’t it be kinda hilarious to see what happens?’#alternatively maybe akatosh and auriel are one in the same. you decide#anyway becoming the dragonborn really complicates this plan like. MOST severely
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i would like to say i will join u n being a max domi fan. bc what other man can rock no front teeth like he can
EXACTLY!!!!! i personally am so obsessed with his missing teeth and his tree trunks and his silly goofy goober energy, he’s serving so much cunt every single day and all he gets for it is hate, it makes me wanna scream
i’ll turn every so-called leafs fan on this hellsite into a domi appreciator if it kills me
#ask#marnersmitch#he’s so dear to me#how ppl gonna call themselves leafs fans while being domi haters???#i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again#if you hate on domi you are NO BETTER than all the bunting haters#like yes. he has made mistakes#it’s unfair to shit on him and him alone for his errors when every other guy has also fucked up#i could talk about the mistakes everyone else made so far this season but i won’t and you know why?#because i’m not about to trash my own team#legit if anyone has such substantial hatred for him that they can’t see he’s literally only human#then unfollow me.#if you are gonna hate on him#unfollow me#it kinda makes me sick to see how some of y’all talk about him#wow i went on a little tangent here sorry folks#marnersmitch thank u for joining my domi appreciation team we are few but we are mighty
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next task on my trophy crusade is winning all the climax battles and so far I’ve won all of them except the ultimate section and hoo boy. let me tell you. my hands fucking Hurt
#what’s stupid about ultimate battle 1 is that the two Big Important Characters you fight aren’t even the hard ones#it’s the first round where you fight some dude and his goons that’s annoying as hell#I can get through it basically every time but the problem is. having a decent amount of health left to move onto round 2 and so on#cause boy is he good at fucking up your health (especially when you have to start by fighting off like 6 other guys)#Oda’s the second fight and he’s actually pretty fun becuase all you need to do is go into beast mode and fling a bunch of chairs at him m#and/or throw him around as much as possible. and usually that does the trick#kuze is round 3 and he’s meh. hard to judge it really when the main challenge at that point isn’t kuze himself its just. beating him with a#sliver of health left#I’ve got the strategy for that down pretty well tho. like I said it’s that first round that just fucking SUCKS#I need to have at least a DECENT amount of health left to tank some of oda’s attacks hgghhhh#anyway sorry no one wants to hear this#I’m a champ for doing these without my friend who’s Better Than Me at fighting games helping me#like I’ve gotten pretty good by this point I think (if beating all three other categories of climax battles says anything)#but. he’s good enough to probably do this kinda shit competitively#at fighting games In General. he’s got prior skills galore and I literally only play yakuza#I should. stop. for the night. I’m realizing that yeah wow my hands are Really sore#rambling#y0
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the thing about nbc hannibal was that hannibal lecter himself was such a like. bad person that it made it really obviously completely clear whenever anyone’s hate for characters on the show was just bigotry
#like#most characters on the show do one or two things that are. Not Great#i’m specifically thinking about the people who HATED jack crawford bc he pressured will into staying w the fbi when he was getting sicker#but DIDNT hate hannibal for intentionally making will’s sickness worse#like! jack doing that was kinda shitty! but he himself would power through difficulty to get these sorts of results#and he’s asking will to do the same! he’s trying to save lives and catch murderers#(which is totally made up for tv arrests rarely equal safety for the non-arrested but within the show it does so)#but like. one jack didn’t know how bad it was bc will didn’t and hannibal wasn’t telling him#two HANNIBAL WAS ACTIVELY MAKING WILL WORSE AND KEEPING HIM FROM TREATMENT!!!!!!!!! THATS LIKE!!!!!! REALLY BAD!!!!!!!#and we hate JACK in this situation?????? you’re just racist#it’s So Clearly Obvious why they let one of these guys off the hook and not the other#and same for the alana bloom or freddie lounds haters#couldn’t be me i don’t like alana but i Will defend her#i do like freddie lounds though she’s funny and i support womens wrongs#anyway#sorry to hannibalpost unprompted like this but it. was on my mind#and like. to be clear i think it’s good that everyone on the show makes bad choices this is compelling#and hannibal lecter is compelling! but he’s completely 100% unequivocally A Bad Fucking Dude#he kills people! to eat them! like! it Could Not Be More Obvious#was gonna say i’m not a hannibal hater. i am. i bully him for being pretentious. but i hate him in a silly way not a like. despise him way#you know?
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ᯓ★ BETTER THAN YOUR BOYFRIEND! — JJK MEN
SYNOPSIS...what happens when your boyfriend cheats on you and you look towards your best friend for help
INFO...jjk men (toji, gojo, geto, nanami) x fem!reader, reader gets cheated on, riding, sending a video to your ex, oral (f!receiving), car sex, kinda cute/some fluff in the beginning, pet names (doll, princess, baby, sweetheart), creampie, possessiveness, choking, not proofread
OTHER...likes and reblogs are appreciated
ᯓ★ TOJI
When you showed up on Toji’s doorstep in the middle of the night with tears pouring down your face he was more than ready to kill whoever made your cry. He wasn’t surprised when you told him your shitty boyfriend had cheated on you and not with just one girl but multiple. Toji never liked your boyfriend, he could tell that guy was up no to good from the start, reading him like a book. He’d be sure to beat the shit out of him once he helped you gain composure.
“I’m sorry for showing up so late,” you hiccuped as he wiped your tears.
“Don’t worry about it, doll. You know I’m always here for you.” He gave you a soft smile. Toji hated to see you this way, you were too pretty to be crying over some guy who looked like he crawled from the sewers. “That guy was a piece of shit. You deserve better.”
“But, every guy I’ve been with or tried to be with has done me so wrong!” It only made more tears spill from your eyes. Toji engulfed you in a hug, rubbing your back. “Toji?” You sniffled.
“Yeah?” He pulled away from you, wiping your tears again.
“Kiss me. Right now,” you demanded. You had to see for yourself if what you’ve been feeling these last couple of weeks was absolutely true. Toji had zero clue, but you’ve been thinking about him way too much, more than a best friend should, feeling more than a best friend should. And when he planted his lips on yours, cupping your face, kissing you like a starved man, you didn’t quite expect your tears of sadness to be turned into tears of pleasure.
“Nnngh, Toji!” You moaned, his fat tip rubbing against your g-spot with each thrust of his hips. Your arms clung around his neck, fingers resting in his black silky hair.
“Can’t—mmm, fuck—believe he’d cheat on you! His fucking loss!” He growled in your ear, his arms wrapping tightly around your waist, hugging you close to him. Your pussy clenched down around him, milking him for his every worth, juices dripping down his length and onto his balls. “So tight, doll—oh shit!” He grunted. Lewd sounds of his balls slapping against your ass filled the room, echoing off the walls around you. “Been wanting you forever, craving you.”
Your brows furrow in pleasure, barely able to contain your moans as you and Toji stare into each others eyes. “M-me too!” You whimper, nodding your head at him. You lips messily interlock, tongue gliding against one another, swallowing each others moans.
“Let’s show him what he’s missing, baby.” He smirks, reaching for your phone on the couch. His thrusts come to a stop, clicking on your now ex boyfriend’s contact and opening the camera to record a video. “Go nice and slow for me,” he says huskily.
Slowly, you move your hips up and down his thick shaft, whimpering when you feel him throb against your walls. Toji angles the camera up, a devious look in his eye. He moves it back down when you start to move faster, you sloppy pussy squelching when you slam your hips down on his. Toji slaps your ass a few times before grabbing it, guiding your hips to go slower once again. “That’s it, doll. Good fucking girl,” he lowly chuckles in your ear. Toji ends the video, sending it and tossing the phone to the side.
“I can’t believe we actually did that,” you giggle, biting down on your lip. Not even one minute passed before your phone began ringing, vibrating on the couch but you were too busy getting your brains fucked out to even notice. “Ah, you’re so deep,” you mewl, the curve of his dick making your back arch.
“Better get used to it cause we won’t be stopping anytime soon.” He placed a wet kiss on your neck, sloppily thrusting into your poor pussy. “You’re my girl now.” He’s slamming your hips back down on his cock, fucking you deeply, making sure every inch of him is coated in your juices. He quickly pulls out, jerking his cock before thick globs of cum coat your skin before he’s inserting himself back inside your dripping entrance. Neither of you noticing the five missed calls and fifteen unread texts from your ex.
ᯓ★ GOJO
As soon as you called Gojo crying, he basically teleported to your house. When he learned that your boyfriend had cheated on you and you kicked him out, he was the least bit shocked. For the past month you’ve told Gojo that your boyfriend has been acting off, and finally the truth came to light.
“I’m so sorry,” he frowned, rubbing the top of your head as you cried into his chest. It hurt Gojo to see you like this, constantly seeing you get hurt by these shitty guys who didn’t know any better. He had a massive crush on for the longest time and he’s always been afraid to say anything. He’d treat you better, treat you the way you’ve always deserved.
“I just don’t it, Toru! Is it me? Did I do something wrong?” You frowned.
“No, no! It’s not you all! You’re absolutely perfect. He’s a fucking asshole for not seeing that sooner. You’re kind, funny, smart, and beautiful. You’re everyone’s dream girl, y/n.” It may have sounded like he was only trying to be nice, but in reality he was speaking from his heart.
“Awe, Toru, thank you,” you giggled through your tears. Gojo looked at you few seconds, the most sincere expression written on his face.
So how, in only a few minutes, did he make you go from giggling to moaning like bitch in heat?
“Feel better, princess?” He mumbles against your cunt, sucking on your swollen and sensitive clit. “Please tell me you feel better,” he whines.
“Toru—mmph! What’s—ah! Oh my god!” He slides his long, slender fingers into your sopping hole, pumping them in and out, curling them up slightly. Your jaw falls slack at the way his tongue expertly explores your folds, licking up every last drop of your essence. Your hand clings to his fluffy white hair, his hands pushing your legs open each time they threat to close around his head.
“Taste so good, princess. Just like I imagined—mmm,” he moans at your delectable taste, ignoring the way your squirming in his hold and clenching around his fingers as your second orgasm approaches. His captivating eyes flutter open to look at you, watching the way you lose yourself on his tongue. He could tell your boyfriend—ex boyfriend has never pleasured you like this before, let alone made you cum.
“Fuck!” You gasp. “Feels so good—hah, shit! Toruuu!” You cry out, legs quivering when the tip of his tongue runs back and forth over your clit.
“Promise me something, yeah?” He moves his fingers in and out of your sloppy hole slowly, bringing you right on the edge. “Be mine? I’ll treat you so good, princess. Been wanting to for the longest time, god, you’re so fucking perfect. Please?” He presses soft kisses to your thighs that make your breath hitch.
“You’re confessing now?!” You chuckle, trying to catch your breath.
Gojo smiles up at you. “Is that a yes?” He quirks a brow. He presses the pads of his fingers against your g-spot massaging slowly.
“Ah,” you bite down on your lip, “you’re no fair!” You run your fingers through his hair. “It’s a yessssuhh.” You’re barely able to get the word out before he dips his head between your legs again, his wet tongue circling your clit. “Shit, shit, shit, I’m cumming again!” Your head is thrown back as your entire body shakes with pleasure.
“Thank you, princess,” Gojo murmurs.
ᯓ★ NANAMI
Nanami noticed you haven’t been yourself for the past couple of days and he didn’t dare to ask but he had a feeling it had something to do with that obnoxious and egotistical boyfriend of yours. It always had something to do with him no matter what. He didn’t think of it when you asked him if you can come over and watch a movie, but not even five minutes in the door you start explaining everything. You didn’t cry, just talked and talked about it, venting about the situation. He was glad to be an ear. He’ll always be here to help.
“I’m just so frustrated and I hate feeling this way!” You rolled your eyes.
“Maybe you need to deal with it in other ways rather than venting,” he suggested.
“Like what? Drinking my problems away? I’d rather not.” You shook your head, waving your hand in dismissal.
What didn’t cross your mind was the fact your best friend was talking about having you bent over, fucking you into the mattress. “K-Ken! F-fuck!” Your eyes squeeze shut when he thrusts his hips harder, the tip of his swollen cock pressing into your sweet spot.
His thick fingers squeeze into your plush skin, pulling you back onto his cock. He leans over next to your ear, breath fanning against your skin sweaty skin. “He doesn’t know how to handle a woman like you. Not like I do.” He peppers kisses down your back, a contrast of you screaming his name.
Your walls squeeze around him at his words, your pussy somehow growing wetter than it already was, creating a sloppy and sticky mess where you two met. Your hands grasped the sheets below. “Yes, Ken, handle me, show me you can handle me!” You grit your teeth, looking back at him.
A feral growl escapes his throat, blonde hair clinging to his sweaty forehead. He reaches a hand down, grabbing a fistful of your hair and pushes your head into the mattress, the sound of skin to skin slapping against each other growing constant as he fucks your hard and deep with such a grueling pace. “I can handle you, sweetheart,” he chuckles deeply. “Better than your boyfriend.” He licks his lips.
“Mmm—ah, yes!” You laugh with a smile. “Ex.” You’re quick to correct.
“Who gives a fuck what he is—hah, shit, sweetheart, gripping me so damn tight.” He’s so focused on the way your ass ripples against his hips, addicted to how warm and wet your cunt is. It was hypnotizing. Your jaw hung open, eyes rolled back, drool spilling from the corner of your mouth and onto the bed below you. Each rut of his hips had you going stupid, barely able to think.
Successfully, you can say that his method of dealing with your problems has worked better than you could’ve imagined. “Feel so good inside me! Don’t stop!” You cry out, voice wavering. The stretch of his cock against your gummy walls had you craving more. So much more to the point you wanted to feel all of him. “Cum in me.” You’re bitting down your lip so hard you’re afraid you’ll draw blood.
Those three words have Nanami’s eyes wide in excitement. His body runs hot, your words making the blood rush straight to his pulsating cock. “D-don’t say stuff—mmph—like that,” he grunts.
“I thought you could handle me?” You’re smirking, playing with fire. His rough hands grip onto your hips harder, hard enough to leave bruises. Each thrust of his ragged hips shoots bolts of pleasure through your core.
His brows furrow in concentration, grunts and growls mixing in with your moans as his abs tense up, body jolting forward as his sloppily thrusts into your greedy hole. “I can handle you better than anyone else and you know it!” His hand swats your ass, a loud smack cracking in the air. “Nngh, shit!” Before he knows it, his tip kisses your cervix, pulling you back on his cock as his hot cum paints your walls.
ᯓ★ GETO
When you told Geto about your boyfriend cheating on you, he knew you’d needed to be comforted despite what you said. So he planned a day just for you to do your favorite things in attempts to take your mind off of things, but he could see that you were still thinking about it deep down. The both of you sat in the car, watching over the city lights while music quietly played on the radio. The orange sunset casted a hue over the world, shining brightly.
“I’m sorry I just can’t get it out of my head.” You pout, fiddling with your fingers. “I appreciate you doing this, Suguru.”
“Of course, y/n. It’s the least I could do.” He gave a half smile, caressing your back.
“It just keeps replaying over and over in my head,” you shut your eyes, “I hate it. Nothing takes my mind off of it no matter what!” You ran your hand over your face, slouching in the passenger seat.
“Well, there’s something we haven’t tried yet.” Geto raised a brow, shrugging his shoulders.
“What?” You asked, confused.
Minutes later your knees are to your chest, the sheer force of his hips rocking your body into the seat of the car. Strands from his messy bun cling to his forehead, sweat dripping between the divots of his abs. His calloused hand presses down on your lower abdomen, the pad of his thumb reaching down to rub your neglected clit. “Sugu!” You cry out, tears pricking the corner of your eyes.
The car shakes with his feral and animalistic thrusts, the curve of his cock finding your sweet spot, knocking the breath out of you. You’re panting and gasping, clawing at his shoulders, nails digging into his skin. “Come on, baby, you can do it.” His lips quirk up into a smirk, his hand reaching out, slipping his fingers into your mouth to suck on. “Let it all go for me.” He moves at a rapid pace, your eyes rolling back and your body going limp, hands falling to your sides.
He removes his fingers from your mouth, his hands gliding down to your throat, fingers ghosting over your skin before he carefully wraps his hand around it, gripping it firmly. “I’ll make you forget everything about him. You want that, don’t you? Fill that pretty little head of yours with nothing else but me.” His sultry words send shivers down your spine. A devilish chuckle escapes from him when he feels you flutter around his throbbing length. “Nnngh,” he plants a wet kiss on your jaw, “cum for me.”
“Fuck, fuck, fuck! I’m cumming!” You scream, eyes widening at the overwhelming pleasure coursing through you. “Yes, yes!” You squeal, legs shaking as he continues to rub your clit, dragging every last bit of your orgasm out of you.
His heavy balls slap against your ass at a rough pace, threatening to spill his seed inside of you. “Want to mark you, show that asshole who you’ve always belonged to!” Sinful eyes stare back at you.
Fat tears roll down your cheeks. “I’m yours! I’m y-yours! Ahh!” He puts more pressure on your clit, your body jolting, squirming beneath him.
“Hah, fuck, baby!” He moans, jaw falling open as he tosses his head back. He clenches his jaw, grunting as he keeps the same fervent tempo. He watches the way your filthy pussy clings to him so tightly, your juices forming a ring at the base of his cock, creating a sticky, slimy mess. His thrusts grow hasty, hungry for his orgasm, itching to see you coated in his cum.
He bullies his cock into your cunt, snarling and moaning at how rapidly his orgasm was nearing. He pulled out of you with a drawn out moan and instinctively your soft hand wrapped around his cock, pumping him until you felt warm cum drip onto your stomach.
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