#I’m so serious tho if you’re sending her hate in any way……. get tf off my

[sexynetra]

For the record if you don’t like Arrietty my blog is not a safe place for you xoxoxoxo

[zoesrose]

TEXTS; ZOE & YAS

pt.2 - January 2021 - March 2021

JANUARY 2021

yasmin puckerman

How your sub legs doing?

zoe rose

It's fine.

yasmin puckerman

If I was you I'd be like iT's fINe wHAT??

but i'm not doing you like that, don't worry

zoe rose

that was funny

but i'm not calling you Miss

but i suppose this week, you are free to call me Zoe

or any other nicknames you're been wanting to use

yasmin puckerman

oh shit

I'm gonna have to think on that.

zoe rose

no rush, I have a feeling this week is just going to drag

yasmin puckerman

It's not all that bad. Bet you could have fun with it.

zoe rose

i doubt it

yasmin puckerman

You already got a nickname from me

zoe rose

What's that?

yasmin puckerman

you got other people callin you Sir?

zoe rose

No, but I'm not sure if I would call that a nickname

yasmin puckerman

petname

zoe rose

A petname insinuates complete freedom, you have to use a title with me

yasmin puckerman

switch up got you splitting hairs

zoe rose

It does have me on edge

yasmin puckerman

you're still gonna be the same you on the other side maybe know a little more what it's like to be me is all and Marley

zoe rose

Thank you.

Sir.

yasmin puckerman

good girl tight Goodnight Zoe.

zoe rose

What's bothering you?

yasmin puckerman

Just got that feeling. You know when you gotta get control, let off steam some of the healthy ways

zoe rose

I understand that feeling all too well.

If you find that you need to (leaf) (smoke) just let me know and I'll come to you.

yasmin puckerman

always take that offer

zoe rose

I'll be right over then

yasmin puckerman

dope

zoe rose

Are you busy tonight?

yasmin puckerman

Free as a bird.

zoe rose

Would you like to accompany me to the club? I need to let loose.

yasmin puckerman

Hell yeah. Let's do that.

yasmin puckerman

so the smight flub babes... creepy fetish murders or regular type masochists what you think?

zoe rose

I think it's the latter.

yasmin puckerman

Me too. They had a chill vibe. I’m guaranteed to like anyone that complements my right hook tho so I trust your judgement more, Sir.

zoe rose

You do have a nice right hook. It's too bad you didn't get to see mine.

yasmin puckerman

I jumped too soon. I know, I know Froggy and I am not sorry

But if we hit up their spot, that should facilitate that.

zoe rose

I'm going to add a

next to your name in my phone

Is it something you want to check out?

yasmin puckerman

thanks I hate it Yeah I think it is. What’s the worst that could happen right? If its shit we’ll leave.

zoe rose

I won't, don't worry.

If we're going to do this, I want to establish some rules first.

yasmin puckerman

You said rules and my stupid ass got horny tf But I agree. I think. What type of rules?

zoe rose

Rules for your safety.

1. You will stay in my sight at all times. 2. When I say stop, that means stop. 3. When/if I say it's time to go, there will be no questions asked. 4. When/if you say it's time to go, I will escort you out, no questions asked.

yasmin puckerman

Yeah I’m down. What about if you lose your shit, could we drop rank? Hold up do you ever lose your shit? I can’t see it now that I think about it.

zoe rose

I never lose my shit. I've been described as apathetic on more than one occasion.

yasmin puckerman

I could see it. Aight bet. Got you, Sir. Looks I got plans next Sat night

zoe rose

I'd like to make it a habit to dress you whenever we're together. If that's alright with you.

yasmin puckerman

Whenever we going out somewhere or whenever whenever I’m with you?

zoe rose

The latter is tempting, but we'll stick to the first one for now

yasmin puckerman

I’m cool with that. Had me looking good on that yacht

zoe rose

You did look good.

yasmin puckerman

Speaking of parties and next Friday, the Sylvesters are having a birthday thing. Open bar. You wanna be my escort?

zoe rose

Yes.

yasmin puckerman

dope.

zoe rose

Apparently someone put my phone number up in the girls bathroom somewhere on campus.

yasmin puckerman

You be hitting to good. They tryin to share tips

zoe rose

It’s irritating.

yasmin puckerman

You getting a lot of takers?

zoe rose

Just one was too many, so yes.

yasmin puckerman

did you at least have then send pics? Seems like a waste.

zoe rose

You and I both know that's not how I operate.

yasmin puckerman

True. You busy rn? I’m on my way to my brother but tryin to

quick.

zoe rose

No.

yasmin puckerman

cool. can I meet you somewhere?

zoe rose

I'm behind the cafeteria.

yasmin puckerman

omw

zoe rose

(thumbs up)

zoe rose

How's your hand?

yasmin puckerman

purple

zoe rose

It's been a few days, you should have someone look at it.

yasmin puckerman

Yeah that's probably true. Oh shit you know what, I was recently told there's wholeass free medical services on this campus.

zoe rose

I want to know the outcome when you do see someone.

It's amazing what opportunities are afforded to the rich, hm?

yasmin puckerman

Got you. Just set something up for tomorrow morning. At least little ol' me caught up in the benefits. I wonder if I can find a hook up for chiropractor visits

zoe rose

Good girl.

This certainly seems like the type of place that would have something like that. I'm sure if you get a referral from the school any place in town will take it

yasmin puckerman

damn that was new in text form. read the notif off my home screen.

zoe rose

Good or bad?

yasmin puckerman

good. better in person but that's usually cause you're literally fucking me when you say it. it's my performance skills. crushing it.

zoe rose

What are your thoughts on trying something a little more domestic?

yasmin puckerman

Like what?

zoe rose

Household chores, kneeling, things like that.

yasmin puckerman

you know, chores are actually hella unimportant to submission

zoe rose

It's not about the chores.

yasmin puckerman

We could try it out.

zoe rose

That's all I'm asking for.

yasmin puckerman

Aight, you got it.

zoe rose

Thank you.

yasmin puckerman

So I was talking to your sister idk to be encouraging about the switch thing and practicing

Now she's cooking Monday night and I think I'm washing her dishes I know I don't gotta tell you that but

zoe rose

Thank you for telling me.

FEBRUARY

yasmin puckerman

You and me tomorrow right?

zoe rose

Yes.

yasmin puckerman

dope. I’m gonna wrap my hands this time.

zoe rose

We can wrap each other's hands.

yasmin puckerman

how romantic

zoe rose

is that what the kids are considering romantic these days?

yasmin puckerman

the kids?

lol okay grandma

zoe rose

I thought it was funny

yasmin puckerman

trust me it was  

hold up, before i get called out trust me it was, Sir.

zoe rose

i'm glad i was able to make you laugh

yasmin puckerman

you know it don't take much you gonna be dressing me?

zoe rose

Yes.

And we're going to apply Vaseline on our faces, necks, and wrists.

yasmin puckerman

the ol vaseline trick, getting serious

zoe rose

It's better to be prepared.

yasmin puckerman

I can’t wait. I like seeing you like that. Badass and focused.

zoe rose

I think I might actually step into the ring tonight.

yasmin puckerman

Really?

zoe rose

I can’t let you have all the fun.

yasmin puckerman

Now I def can't wait.

zoe rose

Why’s that?

yasmin puckerman

I finally get to see if the bark matches the bite.

zoe rose

I see. I suppose you'll see tonight.

yasmin puckerman

How’s your eye?

zoe rose

Fine. The swelling is down and it’s fading.

yasmin puckerman

That’s good. Must have been my magic touch and them peas.

zoe rose

Your magic touch, huh?

yasmin puckerman

hell yeah I am the baddest chick Shorty you don't believe me, then come with me tonight and I'll show you maaagic what what

zoe rose

♫ i got the magic stick ♪♬

yasmin puckerman

You getting in the ring again this weekend?

zoe rose

Yes. Are you?

yasmin puckerman

I might just watch you go a few rounds because a, that shit was sexy af and b, hands been fucking twinging so I should probably actually give it a minute. Tired of rubbing it out in the morning with my left hand

zoe rose

Come over in the morning. Give your left hand a rest.

yasmin puckerman

don't gotta tell me twice

zoe rose

You're missing something.

yasmin puckerman

my fault Yes, Sir

zoe rose

Good girl.

A blunt and some pussy, I can't imagine a better way to wake up.

yasmin puckerman

already know tomorrow bout to be a good day.

(smile blush) (alien)

zoe rose

liked this message

yasmin puckerman

I'm not trying to come rat a g

yo your sister just asked me to fu

it's nbd but your

you hear that one girl yesterday saying how next week is the last fight club?

zoe rose

Yes. Did you ever find out why?

yasmin puckerman

sounded like whoever funds the space is done vacationing here. do you be forgetting we are legit on a whole ass island surrounded by people with bucks. people do drop a lot in the shop but I swear I forget sometimes

zoe rose

That makes sense. Trust me, I'm constantly reminded of it.

yasmin puckerman

guess I just don't pay enough attention

zoe rose

I think it's just always something that's stood out to me. Other people being able to afford what I couldn't.

yasmin puckerman

Now we're slumming it on someone's yacht every other weekend I'm gonna miss the saturday set up tho

zoe rose

What do you think you're going to miss the most?

yasmin puckerman

besides watching you kick ass? it just feels good. Letting shit out. adrenaline I guess.

zoe rose

Yes, it was the same for me.

What if we started something like that here on campus?

yasmin puckerman

like do our own? for real?

zoe rose

Yes, why not?

yasmin puckerman

hell yeah house makes bank on books

zoe rose

The real question is: how do we invite people and still keep it a secret?

yasmin puckerman

if i'm gonna be brainstorming, i gotta be high for that

zoe rose

I think you're about to ask me something, so I'll just wait for it.

yasmin puckerman

if I just knock, does that count as asking?

zoe rose

No.

yasmin puckerman

you tryin to smoke? Sir?

zoe rose

Try again.

yasmin puckerman

do you want to smoke with me, Sir?

zoe rose

That's better, thank you. The door's open.

yasmin puckerman

You have time to chill tomorrow, Sir?

zoe rose

I was actually going to ask you the same thing.

yasmin puckerman

Oh so you was thinking about me

zoe rose

You say that like it's not something I would readily admit.

yasmin puckerman

Not gonna say I don't like hearing it confirmed.

zoe rose

I don’t mind confirming it from time to time.

yasmin puckerman

Loving the family time but, i'm trying to get away for a little bit if you know what I mean

zoe rose

I've just been in my room. Come over.

yasmin puckerman

Yessir. Already grabbed 2 cans of orange.

zoe rose

liked this message

yasmin puckerman

at least this was a good week to go smight flub-less. we still chillin tho?

zoe rose

My sister is coming over tonight, but you're free to join us.

yasmin puckerman

oh damn, I can't I need your sister thinking I'm too busy r that cool I don't wanna get all in on your time together.

zoe rose

Alright. Are you free tomorrow?

yasmin puckerman

as a bird in spring

zoe rose

I'm going to assume that means yes. I'm thinking a beach day, how do you feel about that?

yasmin puckerman

sounds dope. for a person at a school surrounded by beaches I never really hit it up. Never been a beach person

zoe rose

We'll change that tomorrow then.

yasmin puckerman

cool as long as we involve food

zoe rose

I'll have Marley make us something before she leaves in the morning.

yasmin puckerman

want me to bring sum from the toy collection, Sir?

zoe rose

Yes. It's not like me but, surprise me.

yasmin puckerman

yeah, it's hello not but, bet I got us

zoe rose

See you then.

yasmin puckerman

(peace) (alien)

MARCH

zoe rose

Do you have plans on Saturday?

yasmin puckerman

nah, I save em for yo

Nope.

zoe rose

How about Friday night and Sunday?

yasmin puckerman

you making me sound lonely af rn No, none plans. I've just been working tryin to catch up a little after taking days off with my mom here. But I have Sat off and I never work Sun

zoe rose

I want to have your whole weekend.

Please.

yasmin puckerman

in a you wanna tie me up kind of way or a that date you wanted type thi?

zoe rose

In an I would like your company for a full weekend type of way. Scenes and... just hanging out.

yasmin puckerman

Ok dope, I'm in I get off work at 7 on Friday.

zoe rose

Excellent. Consider these orders. From 7pm Friday to 7am Monday morning.

yasmin puckerman

you got it, Sir.

zoe rose

loved this

yasmin puckerman

finished that flyer. Imma make copies at work today

zoe rose

I can't wait to see what you come up with.

yasmin puckerman

maybe I can get some thrown up tonight on the low after you get a look at it

zoe rose

I'll come with you.

yasmin puckerman

dope

zoe rose

These new deans are something else, hm?

yasmin puckerman

I legit had to look bc someone asked me about new rules I’m

zoe rose

I'd rather not tempt fate. Let's find a venue off campus.

yasmin puckerman

whatever you say boss

zoe rose

I'll ask my connect what he knows.

yasmin puckerman

it was only a matter of time before this school tried somethin to put it’s program students in their place. Not here for it. But also can’t catch me giving a shit about a legacy status They can go on, I’m chillin

zoe rose

I've been expecting this as well. Doesn't even phase me when they pull the status card.

yasmin puckerman

the less I think about it the less likely I am to get pissed so, best for everyone

zoe rose

I should be back with Marley soon. Would you like something to eat?

yasmin puckerman

imma be honest, the answer is yes but also I raided your snack stash already Those sweet chili Doritos are

zoe rose

Those weren't mine.

yasmin puckerman

oh shit, then I owe ya roomie a bag of chips

zoe rose

I'm bringing tacos from that place you like.

yasmin puckerman

yesss How did you know I was craving tacos? Damn that just gave me a boner

zoe rose

I had a hunch, I suppose.

zoe rose

How are you feeling today?

yasmin puckerman

Good. I’m tight. No welts or anything.

zoe rose

And your headspace?

yasmin puckerman

Fine. I’m fucking fabulous today. And yesterday. I was fine on Saturday.

zoe rose

Okay, good.

yasmin puckerman

Yeah solid

zoe rose

Are you still up?

yasmin puckerman

Yeah

zoe rose

Come over?

yasmin puckerman

I would but I did a scene and I can’t leave.

zoe rose

Alright.

yasmin puckerman

Look, I was feeling some type of way and I needed to switch it up so You good?

zoe rose

Yes, why wouldn't I be?

yasmin puckerman

Idk It’s a perfectly valid question. You asked, I can. I mean, you didn’t right now but you did

zoe rose

I asked because it's my job as the Dominant to check in on your after an intense scene.

yasmin puckerman

fuck off and Dominants don’t? Damn, wait that came out fast I’m having a whole day. I meanT. Dominant’s need aftercare too

zoe rose

My aftercare was having you spend the night with me and keeping you close.

yasmin puckerman

Ok good wtf are you making me explain me asking how you are? I feel like I’m tripping

zoe rose

You just asked like something else was wrong with me. I misunderstood.

yasmin puckerman

oh my bad I don’t know why I’m so fucking touchy right now I switched my birth control so maybe I’m hormonal

zoe rose

I would like to see you when you're next free.

yasmin puckerman

Tomorrow?

zoe rose

Tomorrow night you're staying with me. These are orders.

yasmin puckerman

good call official orders for the new rules Yessir

zoe rose

liked this

yasmin puckerman

You coming by right? I picked up on my way home from work.

you wanna taste it?

zoe rose

Say less. Yes, I'm coming over. Damn you look good.

yasmin puckerman

It's GG4 and  

And I'm wet so, please hurry?

zoe rose

Please hurry, what?

yasmin puckerman

please come get your tongue on me, Sir? I had a DAY. Got you a blunt rolled already and my legs open

zoe rose

That's better. I'll be right over.

yasmin puckerman

are you busy?

zoe rose

No.

yasmin puckerman

I need your help with something

zoe rose

Try that again.

yasmin puckerman

fuck yo for real not right n

I need your help with something please

no, damn. do I really have to do this when its an emerg

Can you help me with something, Sir?

Look I gotta slip out right now or I'm gonna be locked out. I tried to do it myself but I can't fucking get it and I'm gonna lose my shit if I have to deal with this all night. And there's only so many ppl I trust if it can't

zoe rose

Come over.

yasmin puckerman

thank god ok I'm running.

yasmin puckerman

h ey

zoe rose

Having a good night?

yasmin puckerman

I did but I could be having a bett er 1

zoe rose

And how's that?

yasmin puckerman

yeah caus imma need your assistannce i'm gonna fall in the tub

zoe rose

What are you doing?

yasmin puckerman

mmmmmm busy being busy I was think in abt you

zoe rose

Are you touching yourself, Yasmin?

yasmin puckerman

oooooh full namin me you're so cute

zoe rose

That doesn't answer my question.

yasmin puckerman

don't you wanna sho w me how no cute you are or sum?'

zoe rose

Seems like you're still missing something.

yasmin puckerman

porn.gif

can you com  over so I can ride you, please sir?

zoe rose

I'll be right over.

yasmin puckerman

goodgirr (blushsmile x2)

[themusingsofacurlyhairednerd]

All My Friend’s Are Heathens; Part 8

Chapter 7 is here

Master list is here

Author’s Note: Introducing an AU Lexa as Commander_Springtime, who’s character is based off a quote from Bob (that I can’t find) that said he missed Alycia because they would talk about flowers all the time.

Summary: Bellamy is going all out for this fake dating Clarke thing and the Delinquents are being, well delinquents.

*Flower Children chat*

Iliad: So listen

If I was to, hypothetically, be fake dating someone would bringing her roses be too forward? 

Should I stick with sunflowers?

Daisies?

Commander_Springtime: Are u drunk?

Iliad: HELP ME LEXA YOU’RE MY ONLY HOPE

Commander_Springtime: What’s happened to you?

Iliad: That’s a long story

But seriously, I need your help

Commander_Springtime: *SIGHS* how serious is this hypothetically fake girlfriend?

Iliad: Our fake relationship has been pretty steady

Commander_Springtime: College has screwed with your brain, Bell.

Iliad: Accurate

Commander_Springtime: Get her some of her favorite flowers

Iliad: Well great, now I just gotta find blue Lisianthuses in the middle of November!

Commander_Springtime: your fake gf is basic

I feel u could do better

Iliad: Not really

But thanks!

I owe ya one

Commander_Springtime: I take payment in the form of scented candles and edible arrangements ;)

Iliad: You have enough candles, Lex

Commander_Springtime: U SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH BELLAMY BRADBURY BLAKE

U COME INTO MY HOUSE AND DISRESPECT ME LIKE THIS???

COME FIGHT ME!!!

Iliad: Another time maybe ;)

*Blake Siblings chat*

TheSuperiorBlake: Can I take ur car to go get pizza with Raven, Harper, and Monroe?

Iliad: I

THINK

TF

NOT

YOU

DEMON

CHILD

TheSuperiorBlake: I’ll be careful!!!! 

Iliad: Over my dead body

TheSuperiorBlake: What if Raven drives?

Iliad: Doesn’t Raven have her own car? Why does she need mine?

TheSuperiorBlake: She’s overhauling the engine

Harper rides a bike everywhere 

& Monroe’s car is a piece of shit

ur my only shot at pizza

Iliad: Well have it delivered

TheSuperiorBlake: U know my beef with the delivery guy!!

Iliad: You need to let that go

Forgetting the extra cheese on your pizza wasn’t even his fault

TheSuperiorBlake: he called me a bitch and threw my tip back at me!!!

Iliad: You handed him a fistful of loose change from the bottom of your purse, O.

I’d throw it back at you too

Iliad: Besides, I need my car tonight

TheSuperiorBlake: Don’t tell me ur tutoring Echo again?

Iliad: Yeah O, my unrequited love for Clarke has damaged me so badly that I’m running back into that witch’s arms after she ripped my heart out and fed it to the birds.

You really hit your head in that car accident.

TheSuperiorBlake: SO U ADMIT U LOVE CLARKE

Iliad: I’m going out with Lincoln tonight, be good while I’m gone.

TheSuperiorBlake: ur not my real mom!

Iliad: Thank God! I would have hated carrying you inside me for 9 months only to watch you turn into a road raging psychopath who runs over old ladies for giggles.

TheSuperiorBlake: THAT WAS ONE TIME

Iliad: Twice actually

TheSuperiorBlake: u pretentious whore

Iliad: Love you too, O.

*Linctavia FOREVER chat*

TheSuperiorBlake: I need u to convince my brother to let u drive tonight so I can take his car

Trikru: convince him to let me drive him where???

TheSuperiorBlake: u guys are going out tonight

Trikru: since when?

TheSuperiorBlake: he just told me he needed the car to go out with u tonight

Trikru: it’s news to me

TheSuperiorBlake: -_-

*The Terrible Two chat*

Trikru: Dude r we hanging out tonight?

Iliad: Why would I hang out with you tonight? I’m still not over what you let my sister do the other day.

Trikru: But Octavia said we were hanging out???

Iliad: Well we’re not

Trikru: then why did u tell her we were?

Iliad: Leave it alone, Lincoln

Trikru: Somebody has a date he doesn’t want us knowing about, huh?? ;)

Iliad: Lincoln :) You :) Son :) Of :) A :) Bitch :) I :) Will :) End :) You :) So :) Help :) Me :) God :)

Trikru: :) :) :)

*Iliad added Nurse_Griffin to join the Operation_Fake_Out chat*

Iliad: All set for our “date” tonight?

Nurse_Griffin: Did u send a bouquet of flowers to my house???

Iliad: Yeah

Do you like them?

Nurse_Griffin: How did u find so many in November??

Iliad: Don’t tell Kane but Roan knows a guy who sells everything from pirated dvds to exotic flowers out of the back of his van.

Nurse_Griffin: Um, he isn’t the one who dropped them off at my place, right?

Iliad: Hell no! I bought a vase at hobby lobby and left it at your door on my way home from work.

Nurse_Griffin: That’s a lot of work for a fake date, Bellamy.

U didn’t have to do that

Iliad: But you like them?

Nurse_Griffin: Yeah! They’re beautiful!

Iliad: Then nothing is too much for my fake girlfriend ;)

Nurse_Griffin: I should have started fake dating u awhile ago ;)

*Blake Siblings chat*

TheSuperiorBlake: U UPSIDE DOWN FRUIT CAKE UR NOT HANGING OUT WITH LINCOLN TONIGHT!!

TheSuperiorBlake: u lied to my face

my trust in u will be forever broken

all i wanted was pizza and u betrayed me like this

u monster!!!

TheSuperiorBlake: answer my texts u miscreant!

Bellamy?

Bell?

Brother mine??

TheSuperiorBlake: BITCH U BETTER RESPOND TO ME OR I WILL TEXT U THE ENTIRE NIGHT

*Operation_Fake_Out*

Nurse_Griffin: So where are we eating?

Iliad: I think this should be a trial run, you know, before we let them catch us, so it should be somewhere they’re less likely to be. How about that new place, Polis?

Nurse_Griffin: I’VE BEEN DYING TO GO THERE

I HEARD THEIR FOOD IS TO DIE FOR

Iliad: Perfect

Also, I’m outside

Nurse_Griffin: Only u would be 10 minutes early for a fake date

*Delinquents group chat*

Greenbean: Mom and Dad haven’t answered any of my text messages

Jaaaaaaaasssssppper: MAYBE THEY DIED IN A FIERY CAR WRECK AND NOW WERE ORPHANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trikru: chill dude

they’re not dead

i-make-it-go-boom: then why aren’t they texting back??

bellamy always texts us back

he’s the most reliable person we know

Jaaaaaaasssssssppper: In peace may they leave the shore, in love may they find the next,  safe passage in their travels, until our final journey to the ground, may we meet again.

HeadbandWonder: May we meet again

MillertheKiller: May we meet again

TheSuperiorBlake: wtf is wrong with u guys???

Jaaaaasssssppper: Now that the period of mourning is over I CALL DIBS ON BELLAMY’S TV

MillertheKiller: I GET HIS ROVER

TheSuperiorBlake: Like hell u do Miller! If bellamy really is dead I get his car!!

MillertheKiller: So u can run that one into a ditch too?

I don’t think so!!

U don’t know how to take care of a car like that

i-make-it-go-boom: Wait

Why is lincoln so sure they’re not dead?

TrashPrince: HIGHLY SUSPECT!!

Greenbean: u know something lincoln?

Trikru: No

I’m just saying it’s highly unlikely they’re dead

TrashPrince: U SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES

i-make-it-go-boom: start talking lincoln

*Trikru has left the group chat*

i-make-it-go-boom: THAT BASTARD

TheSuperiorBlake: don’t u worry

I’ll get him to talk

*Operation_Fake_Out*

Nurse_Griffin: tonight was really fun 

Iliad: Yeah it was :)

Nurse_Griffin: tho u didn’t have to pay for the entire dinner

we could have split the bill

that steak was hella expensive

Iliad: I’d cut off my own arm for another piece of that steak tbh

Besides, what kind of fake boyfriend would I be if I didn’t treat you right?

Nurse_Griffin: So tomorrow... u wanna go see a movie or something? I’ll buy the tickets if u buy the popcorn?

Iliad: Kinda cliche to let them catch us at the movies

Nurse_Griffin: Maybe we need some more practice, you know, to really sell it.

Iliad: Careful, Princess, or you might fall for me ;)

Nurse_Griffin: In ur dreams, Blake

*Griffin Family ft. Officer_Kane chat*

Nurse_Griffin: I think I might be falling for Bellamy

DrGriffin: Is that so?

Officer_Kane: You’re just NOW realizing this?

Nurse_Griffin: Wait... u guys know?????

Officer_Kane: we have eyes

DrGriffin: Clarke, honey, you are many wonderful things, but subtle isn’t one of them.

Nurse_Griffin: DID EVERYBODY KNOW THIS BUT ME???

Officer_Kane: By everybody do you mean the reckless delinquent children who have been pulling illegal stunts since the ninth grade in an attempt to push you into Bellamy’s open arms?

Then yes

Nurse_Griffin: -_-

DrGriffin: Don’t worry about them. You take your time to figure out your feelings and act on them when you’re ready. 

Officer_Kane: But for the love of God end that boy’s suffering soon! I need him to stop asking me for romantic advice while I’m on the night shift. 

But, you know, take all the time you need. This is about you.

DrGriffin: Nice save, Marcus

*The Terrible Two*

Trikru: How’d the date go, buddy?

Iliad: I told you to let it go man

Trikru: Come on man

It’s me

We talk about chicks all the time

Iliad: You better not be here to talk about some side chick you found at football practice because I will damage your god-like features if you hurt my sister you toadstool!

Trikru: No side chicks, promise

But srsly how’d the date go?

Iliad: Why are you so sure I had a date?

Trikru: Because u lied to Octavia about where u were tonight

Were u with Clarke?????

Iliad: Why would that be a thing, Lincoln?

Trikru: ‘Cause she was mysteriously absent from the group chat at the same time as u

Iliad: Why don’t you ask her yourself? I don’t keep tabs on her.

Trikru: Come on Bellamy! It’s me. You can tell me if u went out with Clarke.

My lips are sealed

Iliad: I’d rather throw myself into the sun

Trikru: Be like that

But I’m telling Octavia my suspicions

Iliad: You’ve got literally nothing on me

Trikru: Don’t I? ;)

Iliad: Good night, Lincoln.

Trikru: TELL CLARKE I SAID GOOD NIGHT!!!!! :) :)

Iliad: You’re delusional