#I’m so drunk I need to stop looking at the hot politician man🥵

[sanasanakun]

This is old news but I’m still not sure why people expect Gortash to be young(ish) looking? Like ok, first of all, the man is like in his early to mid forties. Second, um, idk if y’all forgot that he was a SLAVE for a while in like…hell??? And he had to escape??from hell?? That’s a little stressful. Ok, and then, he’s an arms dealer, which is like…kind of stressful?? Oh and then!! He’s a politician. And I don’t know if you’ve ever seen those charts that show president’s hair at the beginning of their term to the end, but …um…it ages you??? Cause it’s stressful??? And my man big Gort here was clawing his way up the ladder. That sounds, um🤔🤔 I mean that sounds pretty stressful. And then by the time we see him he’s literally been dealing with ORIN for months. I don’t even want to know his sleep schedule.

So tldr this man aged appropriately under the conditions he’s been through. I’ve aged more in one year from grad school than any other years of my life and that’s not even comparable. Stress and no sleep will nuke your skin😭 so thank you Larian for giving me a properly aged and stressed the fuck out man to lust after lmao