#I’m really not sorry lmfao

[unknownbard]

Chapter 5 - In which issues are almost resolved.

Read it on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61587136/chapters/158603128

[rufpup47]

Almost forgor to post this Khan doodle.

He’s so “💅✨” coded I had to. 💀😭 /silly

[dellamortethelesser]

who are the dellamorte brothers and why are they so damnable 🫵

I know you’re not familiar with the dragon age series so I’m going to try to summarize this as succinctly as possible: Lucanis & Illario are both the last remaining heirs to leading house of their assassin’s guild (which is currently being headed by their evil abusive grandmother who beat them as children to help them become assassins). Lucanis is her favorite and while technically skilled, is too impassioned and compassionate to make a good assassin. Illario is charming and ambitious and wants the role of leadership but word on the street is grandma is gonna give it to Lucanis.

The short story about them we have digs a lot more into that dynamic between them and I’ve greatly enjoyed analyzing and annotating it, but (VEILGUARD SPOILERS) in the recent DA4 game, it was revealed that Illario snitched on Lucanis on his way to a mission and got him killed.

At least presumed dead. Turns out Lucanis is alive and came back and yada yada game events happen and Lucanis eventually emerges victorious, is named the new leader, and Illario is… allowed to live despite his treachery and presumed subdued. I don’t really love how the writing went with the assassin’s guild in the game and I think they suffered, dare I say, character assassination.

But it was just good enough that apparently I’m having to go insane about it. So they’re damnable. Etc etc.

[havemyheartt]

Soft sighs throughout the reprise…

[selfship promo, since it seems fun]

[art by @/bitzy-bop ! thank you✨]

Hihi!! My name’s Sprout; it’s wonderful to meet you if you’re seeing this! I am a proud selfshipper with Boyfriend from Friday Night Funkin’. I love him sm <3 (selfship name is ElectroSwing btw! My s/i is Aria ^^)

I am PERFECTLY OKAY with messages and any sort of interaction from pretty much anybody! just…no pro/com/darkshippers. and doubles. I am incredibly selective with my sharing and if I interact with you first, it’s probably fine. Also, I don’t mind if adults interact!! Just know that I am a minor, so if that makes you uncomfortable, then that’s okay.

I don’t think I did this right, but… It’s fine, who cares? I don’t. Likes/reblogs are appreciated, and I hope you have a good day! Or night, or- whatever it is for ya. :3

[ithinkofnealcassady]

nobody listened to my christmas song now you have to look at it too

[emmg]

Actual footage of me as this virginity prompt turned one shot turned two shot turned one-version-for-tumblr-only and the-other-for-ao3-as-it’s-just-too-depraved continues to get away from me

This might be the worst (in terms of morality lol) thing I’ve ever written lol

Non-con, face-fucking (that one is just for ao3, we’re keeping it “light” on tumblr lmfao…) a plethora of other horrible tags… now Haarlep is there for some reason… and now we’re 10k in…. jokes about killing Haarlep with a dildo… Shit is getting split up into multiple parts…

I’m not going to Heaven

It’s an ocean of dead doves, not just a paper bag

[ahappyphjl]

going through my m&g pics (again) and i’m really emotional about this one because phil wasn’t supposed to be in the picture but he just stayed there, smiling in the background, without realizing lol like after this dan told him to fuck off and get out of the frame and we all laughed ahbsksjd like i just… love them… i miss them.. so much :’)

[peteytheparrot]

Bleh, feel like shit physically rn, probably will take awhile before I start working on the AMV and or just drawing again, take a messy doodle for now

[deus-ex-mona]

lxl more like loverxlover amirite—

[right-there-ride-on]

Look I know it’s fun to act like Johnny’s just a hater but the truth is that he’s the only one who seems to even realize that Diego *is* lowkey evil. The way it’s framed in the Scary Monsters arc sort of makes it seem like he’s exaggerating about Diego’s behavior, but as the part goes on Diego keeps proving his worst predictions right over and over again. He cheats and backstabs people all the time. Yet for some reason ppl act like Johnny is crazy for not trusting him? like im sorry but if I saw my ex situationship eating rocks and murdering people left and right via negligence I also wouldn’t want to touch him with a thirty nine and half foot pole

[foolsocracy]

You leave us hanging, and you post something so cruel, I can't believe you!!!!/hj

What can I saaayyyyyy…..

[fyodior]

what do i do to be happy today 👍

[rystiel]

ughh this guy stole my heart bruh

[crybaby-bkg]

“Can you help me with this, please?” You ask gently, chin jutting in Dabi’s direction. Your eyes are still glued to the task at hand, but you finally look up when a few beats of silence pass. Dabi’s looking at you from across the table, arms folded, resting the lower half of his face behind his forearms. His eyes are bright in the dimmed light of the living room, and his gaze is enthralling when it snaps from your hands to your eyes.

He doesn’t answer still, as he watches you. Bounces from you tying the party balloons, back to your face, to the other balloons scattering the floor, your face again. He inhales slowly, before sitting up, stretching his arms like a feral turned house cat. He reaches across the table with nimble fingers, grabbing for a balloon, and blows it up with his mouth despite the helium tank sitting a foot away from the balloons.

You blink at him a few times, taking him in—his low lids, tautly pulled mouth, the bored expression on his face, his slumped shoulders. Your head tilts as you place the balloon you just blew up between your legs to keep from floating away, frowning at him.

“What cogs are turning in that pretty little head of yours?” You ask, smiling faintly when he chuckles at you. Dabi blows up another balloon with his mouth before he answers you with a shrug.

“A lot, and nothing at the same time.” He grunts after a while. “Don’t worry about it too much, angel. Shouldn’t be occupied with my shit on your birthday.” Dabi tries placating you with the nickname, but you don’t budge.

“But if there’s something up with you, I can’t celebrate wholly.” You confess, tying a string to the balloon in your lap, gaze focused on him after you let it float to the ceiling.

“And why’s that?”

“Because I feel guilty celebrating myself knowing,” you stop yourself, mouth clamped shut, but you don’t look away from him. Dabi fixes you with a look, his mouth twisted, already knowing what words you were about to spill. He sighs after a long while, shoulders slumping, running a hand down his face.

“I shouldn’t be,” he stops himself, pauses for a long while, eyes fixated on the decorations in front of him. “I never got this whole, you know, shebang growing up. I just don’t know how to—to do this whole thing. Birthdays and decorations and celebrations, and shit.”

“You could always learn with me.” You tell him, barely a beat passing before you answer him. Your eyes are full of such sweetness, sincerity, and it makes his chest ache a little. You’re always so full of hope whenever it comes to him, so full of grace and understanding. How could you pass so much kindness onto a person so bitter like him? He can barely be happy that it’s your birthday without thinking about his own past.

And yet, you grab his hand and smile at him. Throughout the afternoon you hand him streamers and tape and which candles to get from the drawer to light. You help him find his best outfit for the party and bring him into the conversation every time your friends talk. You hold his hand while you’re sung to and squeeze it so tight when you blow out your candles.

He doesn’t understand your grace, but he’s thankful for it. Even if it’s just a tiny bit.

[tariah23]

Someone just called and all I said was “hello,” and nothing else and there was silence on the other end until the lady and I attempted to speak at the same time I started to speak again. Customer service stocks down 100% akajaka

[timothylawrence]

love that whenever I mention hating borderlands 3 you guys show up like the hater avengers it’s so fun