#I’m really boutta end it all

[royaltea000]

Desperate times call for desperate measures

[cirtusmistress]

JJK Bridgerton Inspired HC’s - Gojo, Geto, Nanami

authors note: so your girl is on a Bridgerton binge and a JJK rewatch binge so like.. I’m boutta cater to such a niche audience lmao

genre: historical romance

tw: a lil horny sometimes but ultimately SFW

AO3 Crosspost

💙 Crown Prince Satoru Gojo and The Debutant 💙

• A prince by birth and next in line for the throne.

• Well bred, read, and wanted most dead. Has lived through multiple assasination attempts.

• Was never really interested in the prospect of marriage, was more invested in rehauling the royal system as a whole.

• Likes to spend his time with the young royals and nobles like his ward Megumi.

• W H O R E. Chronic flirt. Smart enough not to accidently sire an heir but knows how to have his fun.

• Met you during your debut year. You were the first woman to actually catch his eye.

• First he thought it was just more sexual attraction, but after a dance and a conversation he knew it was much more. Your wit was unmatched and you had snark enough to keep up with him.

• Played it cool though because he knew if he gave you too much attention you’d have a target on your back, and he wanted to make sure you were his.

• Goes out of his way to see you as much as he can. Lots of ‘accidental’ run-ins.

• The moment that sealed the deal for him was when you near bested him in a fencing match. It had been so long since someone had surprised him.

• Though being under the eyes of the crown prince doesn’t go unnoticed. Soon enough other men began attempting to court you. Even worse, certain parties started conspiring to use you against him.

• This all came to a head when you were cornered at a ball. You were meant to be taken hostage and used to lure and kill the prince. But there was no corner of the world they could hide you where he would not look. His day started and ended with you and if they harmed you the world would burn in your name.

• You were found and rescued by him, and your kidnappers were dealt with in a swift and brutal fashion.

• He proposed on the spot. No hesitation he was on that shit. You were to be his and that was that. And you would never be alone again.

• The wedding was huge. No expense was spared and he catered to your every whim and desire. You were his gorgeous only ever.

• Honeymoon was.. Oh baby. Literally. You weren’t coming back without being knocked up.

💜 Duke Suguru Geto and The Viscountess 💜

• Of common birth and rose to the rank of Duke after the former Duke passed away. He was the only living male relative, hence receiving the title.

• A former friend of the crown prince. The pair had a falling out when Geto grew power hungry in his new role. He is still a respected member of the ton, though under constant watch of the crown.

• As a Duke he is in charge of a small township. He’s known for his high taxes and using his citizens to collect rare birds from the surrounding area. He keeps them in an aviary with clipped wings, and sells them to other nobility for profit.

• He once was in charge of two townships, but one mysteriously burnt to the ground. An investigation brought no results, but it did reveal two survivors. Geto took them in as his wards.

• He met you during one of his bird sales to the Queen. You were a member of her entourage.

• You were a young widowed Viscountess with two young daughters of your own. Your husband had died of medical complications, leaving you alone with no sons. Luckily you had favor with the queen, but with no husband and no heirs you were in desperate need of saving.

• He found your unwavering commitment to your children admirable and you two began a long friendship.

• Your girls all got along well, and you loved his daughters with all your heart. Something about you doing their hair and tending to them so gently made his heart flutter.

• The friendship did eventually turn into more.. Especially after you admitted you urned for more children.

• Enter baby fever Suguru.

• He proposed in his aviary, promising to love your children as his own, and to give you as many more children as you desire.

• Townsfolk said Geto became far kinder after your marriage.

💛 Viscount Kento Nanami and The Housekeeper 💛

• Kento was born into his role as Viscount. And he takes it extremely seriously. Balancing finances and planning events, maintaining a reputation for his family.

• Unlike other men in the ton he rarely goes out to gentlemans clubs. He goes on the occasional hunt though he sees it as pointless and barbaric.

• His goal was to find a practical match, not a love match. He wanted someone who would bare him an heir, so that one day he could rest knowing he had done all he could for his family.

• His housekeeper eventually was forced to retire after injuring her hip. She had served his family for over fifty years and raised him, so he ensured she lived the rest of her life comfortably.

• But.. That meant he had to find a replacement. Easier said than done. No one could live up to the former housekeeper. Plenty of maids were recommended but.. None of them felt right. So he put out a request.

• And then you showed up. Younger, so he was skeptical. But you came on high recommendation from her majesty herself. Apparently you were quite capable and able to handle the heavy loads associated with the job.

• And lord were you. No one could have taken this job more seriously. Not a hair out of place, not a meal late. Sheets pressed. Animals tended.

• And Nanami found it.. Oh so attractive. Your dedication. Your concentration.

• Nothing impressed him more than your skills in the kitchen. You were an amazing cook. Although it wasn’t a listed priority in your job, you still took time out of your day to prepare one of his meals. Usually his afternoon tea.

• After a few months, he was starting to grow fond of you. It was improper to feel such emotions for a servant. But he couldn’t help notice all the little things. The crease of your brow as you kneaded dough. The satisfied smile after a days work completed. The pensive worry in your eyes as you dotted on him in his study.

• Eventually he had enough. Forgetting formality for once in his life, he gave you his heart. And you returned it.

• It was a scandal, but he took it. Because having you made it all worth it.

[marnerparty]

young stud

Connor Bedard x reader

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A/N I’m … back ??

[sunseed-fandump]

Let’s talk about Realm of Apathy rq and what I think this means for the next parts of the story.

And this isn’t talking about gameplay or anything like that this is purely from a lore and story perspective.

(Disclaimer that a lot of this is my own opinion and speculation based off of what we have seen so far.)

Based off of the events of Silver Kingdom and Realm of Apathy, I believe we’re really going to start getting a better idea of the extent of the Beasts powers. Their bodies might be crumbled, their spirits might be sealed, but their WILL is unrestrained; especially now that they’ve been awoken from their eons long slumber.

Twice now we have seen a Beast Cookie either completely alter reality to suit their own whims (Shadow Milk Cookie to the Faerie Kingdom) or create/maintain an entire plane of existence separate from the Real World. (Mystic Flour Cookie with the Ivory Pagoda and pretty much most of what we see in Episode 4)

The only other time we have seen this so far - to my knowledge - is Moonlight Cookie and her imperative role in maintaining the Dream World.

I wouldn’t be surprised if every Beast was capable of exerting their Will like this and creating entire domains.

This, to me, is truly a testament of their power; and if this is what they’re capable on only HALF of their original power??? Holy shit. It’s no wonder the Witches had to step in when they did. There was no way the cookies of the distant past would have been able to compete against LITERAL GODS.

Thankfully, now there’s a more even playing field.

What does this mean for the story going forward?

Well I’m not 100% certain, but I’m pretty sure with the next few Beast Updates we may or may not see their respective “domains” or realms. Representations of who they are and their ultimate desires.

I believe what we’ve seen from Mystic Flour Cookie wasn’t real, however what was shown in ep 4 was what she DESIRED to do when she obtained the means to do so (getting Dark Cacao's Resolution).

Remember, the Beasts are still in the Silver Tree. They can’t affect the real world until they are out. Shadow Milk Cookie couldn’t do so until he was able to break out during the events of episodes 1 + 2, and the moment he was sealed back up, all the circus stuff vanished. (The only wrench in the works here would be the Pale Ailment which spurred Dark Cacao Cookie into showing up to Beast-Yeast at all. The Fog was very much Real. However, considering the low number of casualties listed off by the apothecary at the end of Ep 4, AND the fact they were able to find a cure for it at all, makes me believe that this was a VERY WEAK version of what Mystic Flour had in mind.)

But you know what they CAN do??? Mentally assault and torment their Ancient Hero counterparts.

Just some food for thought :)

tl;dr: The Heroes are boutta go THROUGH IT and are gonna get BULLIED by a bunch of OLD ANGRY GHOSTS.

[iwanty0uu]

a/n: y/n is black, whatever body type you prefer, and is about 20, she’s also in college and is a nurse in training so you know she gets money, and on top of that she’s a nail tech so she’s usually super busy. ~ keep that in mind !

Onyankopon was extremely toxic, no matter how many times he loved bombed you after arguments that he knew he had the wrong in, or fucked you until you forgave him, it was undeniable that he was toxic. It all started after a long day of work, the hospital bustling since it was the night before Halloween. People did stupid things all the time but man the shit you saw that night was just absurd, on top of that you had a nail appointment as soon as your shift ended, so there shouldn’t have been a surprise when you stumbled into your apartment complex forty five minutes past eleven with a pounding headache, and a desire for comfort from your boyfriend after the traumatic night you had.

press me

The soft sound of your light switch filled the empty apartment, a linen colored light illuminated the kitchen and living room, the purple crocs you kicked off flipped them selves over at the door. Throwing the keys on the counter and washing your hands, you couldn’t help but rest your head in them. You love your job, but its so tiring.. every day it feels like the world is moving at one hundred miles per hour and you cant catch up. Tears no longer threatened to spill, they were overflowing. You sobbed, headache worsening, heart aching from the stress and the pain, however your sobs drowned out the vibration from your phone which was forgotten after you took your shirt off, and threw it on your living room floor. A trail of scrubs were left behind leading to the bathroom, as you turned the shower on, not even waiting for the water to heat up and hopped in. Practically washing yourself in your tears, you placed your head on the wet wall next to you, going light headed from the steam, you felt drained.. so empty, and you needed a hug, so that’s what you decided to get. The water was stopped and the floor dampened after coming in contact with your wet feet, the robe you put on felt warm, it’s the closest thing to human touch that you’ve felt in a while, and the shower really did help you feel better. After a good cry, you decided to postmates some food and call your best friend Jayleen to see if she wanted to come over and watch some shows and eat and cry with you, but you were met with 28 missed calls from your boyfriend, and over 50 text messages. Great. You didn’t call him after work to tell him you got home late, and considering that he loved to make shit what it wasn’t, you know that he would have your ass in the morning, and honestly it was too much. He isn’t your father and he clocks your every move.

A sigh escaped your lips as you grabbed a cold bottle of water and let that problem wait for tomorrow and it’s own set of troubles. That was until three sudden thumps hit your door, making you jump, water bottle falling out of your hands. “The fuck banging on my shit so late” you complained cleaning up the mess as your headache settled back in. Clothes still on the floor, you opened the door to face with your “man”. The darkskin in an all black nike tech suit, and yeezy slides had his arms folded over his chest, hoodie up and durag on, only showing a portion of his head, but his dark and angry eyes met yours. You felt tears sting your eyes again, knowing that he was here to argue. “So you not finna let-“ you cut him off “Please don’t start Onyankopon. I’m so exhausted and I’ve had a terrible day at work. I understand I didn’t call you when I got home and that I missed your 28 calls but I was in the shower. Do you feel better about yourself now? I dont give two flying fucks if you’re here to accuse me of cheating again and I’m not boutta force you to believe me when you’re delusional lame ass love making shit up in your head. So stop wasting my fuckin time and leave me the fuck alone.You’re not here when you need to be so you can keep suckin your other hoes off. I could care less,nigga you’re bitch made.”

Your words strong, and it felt like a strong blow to Ony. Tears were running down your face as you practically begged him to stay out of your life, but he still pushed his way through your human barricade, and scanned your apartment. “The fuck your clothes on the floor for, you got other niggas in here?” he asked taking his hood off. You stood there looking at him, words couldn’t describe how much of an idiot this little boy really was. “Did this fucker not hear a word that I just said?” you asked yourself. Your head was hurting and stress was already taking a hold of you, since he didn’t understand english, you had to show him how serious you were about this. If he thought your words hurt, then he underestimated how strong your actual hands were. You landed a slap to his face which sent his airpod flying. It took everything in you not to Madea his ass with a pan of grits but seeing his reaction to your anger was price-less. “GET THE FUCK OUT.” You didnt have to yell for your voice to resemble your mother’s. Stern, sharp, and filled with anger. “You want me to fuck other niggas so I will. Get. The. Fuck. Out.” You said as he stood there, brows furrowed. He watched you grab the top part of your robe, holding them together for comfort as you pointed to the open door. Bonnet revealing the small knot that ties your silk head wrap together. You pushed your glasses up, narrowing your eyes at the bitch in front of you. Everyone in the complex probably heard the argument. No, most definitely heard the argument, your neighbor came out with a broom and was “sweeping the carpet” at one in the morning. Nosy ass.

Onyankopon’s POV:

It took everything in me to keep my laugh in at the sight of the girl. She looked like my mom while scolding me, but she love me too much to let me go for real. “Baby I’m sorry” I said trying to touch her, “Alright I’m done now” i said laughing but she backed away like she was afraid of me. She’s not deadass the fuck she won’t let me touch her for? Nah bro she really got me fucked up this time. “Stop acting like you not finna fuck and forgive me after.” I said sitting on a stool, leaning back on her island. Yea I have my days but she know how i am.. right? “Bitch don’t ‘baby’ me” she said staring me down, eyes still teary, but so soft. I know she still love me.. I mean this wasn’t even our worst argument so i don’t understand the problem. “Alright now you hit me and you got your point across, so let’s jus finish this like usual alright baby.” Putting my hands out for her to come to me, she stared and laughed. Laughed like i was wearing no clothes in the middle of the street. “Yo this wasn’t even a big deal for real so what’s your problem now ma?” I know how to get under her skin, even if she was for real, she would still be thinking about me and how much I get on her nerves. Shit, better than nothin.

“This dumb ass bitch bruh no Onyankopon. I want you out of my apartment, and out of my life” I felt her tug on my sweater and push me out of the front door. She cant be for real right?….

But it didnt strike him that you were for real this time until three days later. HE seen you posted up with his home boy Eren on instagram who always got on him for not treating you well enough. He always told Eren to stay out of his business, which he claimed to be you, but for the next couple weeks Eren would be everywhere but out of your apartment. He was so good at communicating and never forced his way into your life, you two were just friends, and you loved having someone to talk to about your past. However, it was too late for Ony, when he was fuckin his hoes, he never thought, when he was giving head, he didn’t think about how you would feel, but now that he was a free agent, all of it including loneliness would bite him in the ass. He refused to admit it, but you were the best he ever had, and he felt nothing but anger knowing that he would never be able to be in your life again.

THIS WAS TEWWWWW FUN TO WRITE I HOPE MY BOOKIES LOVE IT TOODLES! ~𝑙𝑒𝑙𝑒！

[kurogxrix]

ATWOW characters as parents HEADCANONS ;

- neteyam, lo’ak, norm, kiri, ao’nung, rotxo, + tsu’tey

[ All characters aged!up for plot purposes! ]

Lo’ak

Where to even start.

Pray for that baby’s safety cause damn it’s boutta get wild.

He brings your children on his Ikran every time he gets the opportunity to.

Lo’ak loves to show off and showing off to your children is not an exception.

Does cartwheels in the air while your children are with him.

That earns him a good scolding and probably some ear pulling with it too.

Reassures his children that they’re enough. we love him 4 that.

Goes to Neytiri and Jake for advice sometimes.

Once he made you really upset and borderline doubting yourself as a mother after he had said something and he has never hated himself more in that moment.

He went to ask Neytiri how to make things better.

Asked your kids to help him do something to make you feel better.

You lowkey only forgave him cause your children were in the plan and you didn’t wanna disappoint them.

After that he made sure to hold you tightly at night and reminds you how much of an incredible mother you are everyday.

He’s so smitten for his family it’s insane.

The kind of dad that will put his children up on his shoulders and he spins them around.

It’s all happy and joyful until they’re both dizzy and he ends up with puke all over him. That’s what he gets for spinning a toddler over his head.

The type of dad to furrow his eyebrows at your kids when they don’t finish their food (your son literally told you to add more food to his bowl after you warned him that it was a lot).

Neteyam

The chill parent.

He will scold your children when they disobey but i dont see him as the yelling type.

When he gets really angry then he’s a real scary father. But other than that your children all adore him.

loves being his kid’s ‘hero’.

Like when they get their limbs stuck in the fabric of the tents and he goes to unlatch them.

A stressed and tired dad i can just tell.

Makes toys for his children himself because he wants them to be special.

He prolly makes dinner but the kids don’t like it (L for him)

You take up the cooking after his miserably failed attempts at making food. He’s slightly jealous when he watches your kid’s delighted faces at you cooking.

Stays so close to them when you all go swimming at the lake.

Like the water could be at waist level for them and he’d still accompany them.

Lets his children paint on his warrior body paint and he’s lowkey regretting afterwards.

You cant help but make fun of him and your children join in too.

Jokingly sulks after y’all laughed at him.

So now you all owe him a shit ton of kisses.

‘I’m doing this for your own good’ kind of dad, in the least toxic way possible.

Norm

Cutest thing would be you being a na’vi from the omaticaya falling in love with him despite being an avatar.

Lets say his avatar is still alive and well.

It’s kinda hard for him to maintain his family life and head of the avatar program life at the same time.

He pushes through for y’all though.

He cuddles with you and your children in your family tent at night while he wakes up in his human form to take care of himself and the program.

His kids and Jake and Neytiri’s kids are besties.

Takes his children to the lab with him to show them his research.

Loves the way they’re so enamored about his research until they start touching everything.

Has to restrict them at some point.

He can’t get himself to yell at them.

The type of dad to put his children on his shoulder when they can’t see something amongst the crowd.

He’s such a good dad.

He has the dad drip full on. We’re talking a large shirt with cargo shorts and sandals. In his avatar form or human form it doesn’t matter, he’s always rocking the dad drip.

Passes his awkwardness to his kids but you find it endearing.

You love how shy he was when he met you, and you love that you can see that in your children.

He would’ve never expected that he would’ve been here, mated with children but damn Eywa really has plans for everyone.

Brings your kids something back everytime he goes on an exploration.

He shows them the godly privilege of netflix. Doesn’t tell them that it’s on child mode because he fears rebellious teenagers help.

Doesn’t wanna taint them with some human internet bullshit so he never tells them about the web lmao.

Kiri

She’s so cute honestly.

The both of you chose to adopt an metkayina baby that has lost her parents.

You want to teach your daughter in the future that it’s okay to be different, and even if the both of you are look different to her then you’ll always love her.

She amazes your child with her pandora jesus powers.

You’re badass cause I said so and you teach your daughter to stick up for herself.

You’d probably beef with your child’s bullies and Kiri will scold you for acting so brashly.

Will bring your daughter on a walk in the forest every evening.

Kiri relishes in your sweet daughter’s loud laughter when she attracts wild animals to her.

Ao’nung

HES A MENACE BYE.

He’ll be the type of dad to pull lightly on his children’s tails and then look away as they wonder who did it.

you fear letting them too long with their dads cuz you’re scared that they’re gonna turn out as little bullies like he was.

but it’s their dad so you can’t really keep them away. should’ve just chosen a better mate bae🙁

The type of dad that will hold their baby upside down by the foot while they’re literally screeching in joy.

He’s kinda harsh on olo’eyktan training once your son gets older.

You however take your sweet time while teaching you daughter the ways of Tsahik.

sometimes you gotta remind Ao’nung to calm down lmao.

He doesn’t want his son to hate him or his duties so he eventually does and instead tries and make training sessions more like a fun bonding time between the both men.

He makes dad jokes you cant tell me otherwise.

PROTECTIVE DAD!!!

Every teen in the clan is scared to approach your children (romantically) because of Ao’nung’s wrath.

When one boy finally got the guts to ask your daughter out and she said yes, he was finna flip his shit fr.

You had to PHYSICALLY hold him down as you watched your daughter leave on a date with the man.

He knows that he shouldn’t actually hold his children back from having a romantic life, so instead he chooses to tease them about it.

‘Saw that boy giving you googly eyes yesterday, heard from some rumors that he happens to be dating the olo’eyktan’s daughter?’

‘heard you sneaking out the marui last night son, you really should work on your sneakiness.”

The type of dad that WILL swear at your children but like fondly? like;

Your son and him are playing fight in your marui at night when he has the amazing idea to tickle his father.

‘Oh you little bitch, it’s on,”

Then he gets scolded by you and potentially his ear pulled as you do so but oh well it was worth it.

Brags to his spirit brother about his children.

doesn’t wanna admit but he secretly loves it when you all just cuddle up to him during cool nights. Then pretends to be annoyed by im later in the morning.

You all know he’s capping.

Rotxo

sweetest dad in all of awa’atlu.

The metkayina woman are probably jealous of your baby daddy I ain’t even gon’ lie to you.

He loves burping your child for some reason.

I headcanon him as someone that has grown up with only girls. Like full on just sisters and their mother so when his first child is born a son he can’t help but be ecstatic at the newborn male company.

He physically cannot scold your children so you have to do it yourself.

Makes you look like the bad cop.

He spoils your children a little too much.

Like they wanna try akula meat? damn just wait a min for him to call up his skimwing-

Your children have a fav parent and it’s clearly him.

They still love you though.

Rotxo’s always here to remind you how much he’s grateful for the family that you gave him.

Brings his children to meet his spirit brother as soon as they can enter the water with you.

bonus: Tsu’tey

He lowkey has beef with his baby.

will have staring battles with it.

They both fight to see who can get more affection from you but we all know the cute baby is gonna win.

Hes deadass gonna sulk i aint even lying.

He’s not the ‘awww ur so cute’ kind of father but the ‘you’re not ugly’ kinda dad but we all know he loves his baby.

When his children grow up he will be strict on them there’s no denying.

At this point he kind sounds like a bad father but he isn’t (at times).

He shows his love through words of affirmation.

Reminds his children that he’s proud of them when they achieve something, or sometimes just in general.

He wont go easy on their potential mates. Like he'll lowkey show them what hell is.

HE CANT KEEP IT IN HIS PANTS. after you both have had your first child together he’s just 100x more affiliated with you than he was before.

not to say that he didn’t love you before, on Eywa my man was a goner. There’s just something about motherhood that made you shine much more than before.

You’ll probs end up with like 5-6 children.

-

for a hoe that claims to dislike children i do be writing a shit ton of family things huh (it’s cuz i love dilfs 🫶🏽)

[dilfl0v3rss]

hey y’all! thanks for all the positivityyyy❤️

i been working on my mouth and my anger lately and sum shit got to me so i needed some time to chill out before i end up violating niggas fr bc i worked hella hard to become calmer and more quick to talk instead of fight. i’m good now (for the most part) and plan on getting my groove back wit y’all. sorry for dipping out like that i was just on hots fr and felt like the next person to aggravate me was gon get unnecessary hostility and ian boutta even chance doing that to y’all bc i love y’all niggas fr❤️

again, thank y’all so much for your patience and kind words bc i really needed it🤞🏽

[annimator]

OH MY GOD

OH MY GODDDDDD

(THIS IS THE BEST DC4 EPISODE, ARGUE WITH THE WALL. THIS POST ISN’T REALLY MY SUMMARIZED REACTION, AS MUCH AS IT IS ME RAMBLING ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE ANARISSA, ZAIVY, & ESPECIALLY TRISTANNAH)

• I WAS SO HAPPY OVER ALL THE ANARISSA & ZAIVY CONTENT WE GOT

• LIKE WDYM THEY BOTH KISSED AROUND THE END OF BOTH OF THEIR MUSICAL NUMBERS (I don’t care’s my favourite song btw), WDYM THEY BOTH HAD ROMANTIC MOMENTS AFTERWARDS, WDYM BLUE MOON (Zaid & Ivy’s musical number. also Spencer was there) MAINLY CENTERS AROUND ZAID BEING IVY’S KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR, WDYM ZAIVY’S KISS WAS PLANNED, WHILE ANARISSA’S WASN’T, WDYM MARISSA DIDN’T EXPECT ANA TO KISS HER BUT WASN’T COMPLAINING, SOMEBODY FUCKING SEDATE ME

• Also honourable mentions to Logan & Richard’s bond (I’m boutta SOB once one of them ends up getting eliminated, & so is most of the fandom now that I think about it), Trevor & Emily slowly rekindling their friendship & Spencer doing the family guy death pose lmao

• btw, THANK GOD THERE WAS NO ELIMINATION. I already had so much emotions thrown my way this episode, and literally every single elimination thus far got me feeling emotional

• Bro wait I need to elaborate more on those aftermath moments

• To everyone bitching about Ivy’s crash out, please shut the fuck up. Imagine creating something you envisioned as spectacular & perfect, only for people & critics to think it ISN’T.

• Then again, she’s kiiiinda being overdramatic with how she thinks she’ll be blacklisted for that performance. GIRL THAT WAS STILL PEAK

• ZAID’S HOLDING HER FUCKING HANDDDDD

• “I guess I just… wanna make people smile.” “Well, you’ve made me smile everyday here!” ZAID YOU SMOOTH MOTHERFUCKER THAT WAS SO WHOLESOME

• “You’re hilarious. You’re kind…” “Go on.” FAWKKKKKKK

• “And… you really are a star.” “Thanks, Zaid” THEY FUCKING PRESSED THEIR HEADS TOGETHER AFTERWARDS OH MY GODDDDDD

• MARISSA KEEPS CALLING HER ANA OH MY GODDDD

• “I’m sorry. Next time, I’ll let you know beforehand.” “Oh? There’s going to be a next time?” “Oh, shush.” THE WAY THEY LAUGHED THAT OFF? AISFAIPFHWEPBGPWGPIWG

• alright, alright, with that out of the way… MY THREE FAVES CARRIED THIS EPISODE HARD OH MY GOD

• BENJI STRAIGHT UP YOINKED THE TITLE OF MY 2ND FAVOURITE CHARACTER FROM ISABEL FROM THIS EPISODE ALONE.

• HE WAS HAPPY TO GEEK OUT WITH JADE ABOUT HIS FAVOURITE SUPERHEROES I LOVE HIM

• “Thanks for the confidence boost. People don’t usually appreciate my… goofiness.” LOOK ME IN THE EYE, AND TELL ME THIS BOI ISN’T AUTISTIC OR AT THE VERY LEAST AN AUTISTIC ALLEGORY

• ALRIGHT BEST BOY OUT OF THE WAY, Y’ALL KNOW WHO I REALLLLY WANNA TALK ABOUT IF YOU’VE SEEN MY DC4 POSTS

• WHERE DO I START WITH TRISTAN & HANNAH THIS EPISODE. HOLY FUCKING SHIT

• THAT SCENE? AROUND THE START???? IT WAS LITERALLY EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED I WAS SO EXCITED FOR THAT SCENE WHEN THE TRAILER DROPPED

• THE WAY TRISTAN FELT BAD FOR VOTING DIEGO BECAUSE OF HIM BEING HEARTBROKEN FOR SPENCER, AND THEM APOLOGIZING TO HANNAH OVER NOT VOTING SPENCERAIFBPIAGQE

• “And you losing… both of your friends so fast? I mean, if I lost Ivy & Zaid like that, I—… Doesn’t. I’d just do what I always do, you know? Um, keep smiling.” “You don’t have to, you know?” “Yeah, I-I know. It’s just… it’s made all the dark shit in my life so much easier to handle.” “Sometimes shit happens, Tristan. It’s ok to let yourself sit in it.” “Sit in… shit?” “…Sounded better in my head.” YEAH. THEIR CONVO WAS THAT GOOD THAT I HAD TO COPY PASTE MOST OF IT

• AND THE SCENE ENDED WITH THEM CHUCKLING AS THEY SAT LOOKING OUT INTO THE WATER TOGETHER FUCK OFFF (/pos)

• OK BACK TO WHAT I SAID ABOUT IDC BEING MY FAVOURITE SONG FROM THIS EPISODE. BECAUSE IT IS

• IT’S LITERALLY AN EMPOWERING SONG SANG BY FOUR PEOPLE WHO WERE DEFINIETLY RIDICULED APPEARANCE &/OR PERSONALITY WISE ABOUT HOW THEY DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT OTHER THINK OF THEM AND IT’S FUCKING PEAK DUDE.

• LITERALLY BEST FOUR PERSON DYNAMIC ON THE SHOW BESIDES NAT, ISA, ANA, & MARISSA. I LOVE JADE, TRISTAN, HANNAH, & BENJI AS A GROUP BRO

• Remember that Benji quote I mentioned earlier? He said that to Tristan, and after he talked about people not appreciating his goofiness, Tristan replied with AND I QUOTE; “I think they’re missing out on a lot of fun then.” AND THEN BENJI HUGGED THEM

• THEY’RE SO RIGHT. I LOVE THEM SM

• also I ship tristan x hannah x benji now. idk their shipname, but their dynamic’s really great after this episode, and I hope that they miraculously become canon. Tristannah’s still my favourite ship overall, and if the three of them don’t become a poly couple, I’ll settle with them becoming a thing

• Tristan noticing Zaid & Ivy having a moment & walking away made me sad. Poor enby :(

• I LEGITIMATELY WASN’T EXPECTING ANOTHER TRISTANNAH MOMENT THIS EPISODE, AND IT STARTED WITH HANNAH CALLING THEM “TRIS”

• THEY LAUGHED OVER SMTH TOGETHER AAAONAIFEAUOB

• “It’s just… I don’t know… I feel a little left out.” “Don’t take this the wrong way, but you. stand out way too much for that.” “Thanks, barkeep, but still, I… I’ve been feeling like the third wheel, and… I’m not exactly the ‘white picket fence, two-and-a-half kids, golden retriver’ type of person here.” “Cause you’re something even cooler.” “Maybe I… should take your advice and, um… What was it you said? ‘Sit in shit’?” LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVOURITE CONVOS FROM THIS EPISODE. DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON TRISTAN ALSO GIVING HANNAH A NICKNAME & HER SMILING WHEN IT PANNED BACK TO HER

• I already mentioned this in prior posts; like in my post about all the audition tapes & in the trailer reaction post, but Tristan & Hannah mean a lot to me. I see myself a lot in the both of them; they both have upbeat personalities, & I share Tristan’s beliefs on choosing to keep smiling as the world turns regardless so much, Hannah’s a Filipino-Canadian & Bi, Tristan’s Non-Binary & is implied to be Pansexual, and for a show that I genuinely love with all my heart to have TWO characters that I feel very seen with being given the spotlight makes me so happy

• I’ve also recently gotten the feeling that I might be on the autism and/or adhd spectrum, so Benji being an implied autistic character is really great. Plus he’s a dork/geek just like me so y’know :D

• SO YEAH, PEAK EPISODE, PEAK CHARACTER MOMENTS, PEAK MUSIC, IT WAS ALL FUCKING PEAK

[hazybisou]

21 BABY!

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faceclaim: cierra ramirez

mexican!reader x trevor zegras

summary: y/n turns 21 and the day just so happens to be chaos

a/n: first post!! the spanish might be shitty but i don’t give a fuck bc i used google translate instead of channeling my inner preschool self who was waaayy too fluent in spanish for a 4 year old!! ok? ok

y/n.username

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y/n.username 21 y la vida no podría ser mejor (ifykyk)

tagged: jen.01 (photo creds)

trevorzegras 21 and you still act like a child!! love ya babe 🫶🫶🥰

↳ y/n.username me!!?? you stole chocolate milk from a 10 yr old

↳ trevorzegras in my defense i was thirsty thank you very much

jackhughes we boutta get lit tonight 🔥🔥

↳ y/n.username well duh 🙄

↳ jackhughes @trevorzegras your girl keeps giving me attitude

↳ trevorzegras @jackhughes deal with it 🤷 sorry bud

↳ jackhughes @trevorzegras wtf

griffinzegras happy 21st y/n 🥳🎉

↳ y/n.username thank you griff you and ava will always be my favorite zegras’

↳ griffinzegras ya hear that trev??! IM HER FAVORITE

↳ avazegras i’m her fave as well

↳ y/n.username @avazegras dw ava i love you more than your two idiotic brothers

↳ griffinzegras rude

↳ trevorzegras js for that you aren’t getting kisses for a week

↳ y/n.username ok

↳ trevorzegras that’s it really?

↳ y/n.username yes

user1 she looks 17 wtf?!!

↳ user2 right!!!?

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jamie.drysdale happy 21st you’re such a better roommate then trevor ever will be

↳ y/n.username my child!!! thank you! 🫶🫶

↳ trevorzegras i’m not that bad

↳ jamie.drysdale …

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↳ jackhughes …

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↳ trevorzegras who invited you all to this conversation!?

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↳ y/n.username thank you mama e!! i’ll come visit soon i promise

tterry19 the second baby of the ducks turns 21!! WHOOP WHOOP 🎉🎉

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jen.01

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jen.01 tip: don’t host your best friends 21st rager/birthday you’re kitchen island will end up looking like this

tagged: y/n.username

y/n.username you volunteered to throw AND host it

↳ jen.01 we don’t talk abt that

jackhughes don’t complain you loved it

↳ y/n.username yea cuz you two had a full on make out sesh

↳ jen.01 @y/n.username no need to expose me like that

trevorzegras that’s what happens when you invite over 30 hockey players to your house

↳ jen.01 shut up trev you stole my wife from me

↳ trevorzegras she’s my wife too yknow

↳ y/n.username 😳😳

↳ colecaufield soooo when’s the baby’s due date

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trevorzegras feliz cumpleaños a mi bebé preciosa!!!!!!!!🥰💖💖another year with you my love and many more to go! i love you and promise to always love you even if it means we have to deal with jamie and his horrible guitar skills but at least we go through it together! you’re finally 21 meaning we can go out and go to clubs and bars (without you having to use a fake id) legally and get as drunk as we’d fucking like!! words cannot explain my love for you and that attitude of yours but you know i love you!! te amo querida, cariño, bebé, hermosa, bella, amor de mi vida 🫶 all of the above

p.s. my gf so smexyyy my god 😻😻😻

tagged: y/n.username

y/n.username literally wtf??! why are making me cry!! 😢 and on my birthday too??!

↳ lhughes_06 can confirm she is indeed bawling her eyes out in the corner 🫡

↳ y/n.username @lhughes_06 you suck 🖕🖕

y/n.username i love you so so so much trev i’d marry you rn if i could 🫶🫶💋

↳ trevorzegras who’s to say we can’t get married??! 😏😉

↳ colecaufield y’all seeing this or am i tripping??

↳ jackhughes mr and mrs zegras 2024????

↳ jen.01 now he’s rlly trying to steal you from me @y/n.username😔😔

↳ _quinnhughes did he js propose in his ig comments or…

griffinzegras trevor when he’s whipped <<<

↳ y/n.username you only like it when you get to tease him about it so fuck off

jackhughes who tf taught this man spanish?????!!

↳ trevorzegras my beautiful amazing incredible gf/wife @y/n.username

↳ y/n.username @jackhughes he is now able to understand what i say and write certain words in spanish 🫡🫡

↳ trevorzegras the stuff she says…is very very interesting

↳ jamiedrysdale she’s talks abt us doesn’t she?

↳ y/n.username no te preocupes de eso jamie 😄😁

masonmctavish23 what😮did😮he😮say

↳ y/n.username you’ll learn eventually

this was so fucking bad but then again it was written at 3 in the morning so…and like i had a flight to catch at six and the whole things a mess

translations:

21 y la vida no podría ser mejor - 21 and life could not get better

feliz cumpleaños a mi bebé preciosa - happy birthday to my precious baby

te amo - i love you

querida - dear

cariño - darling

bebé - baby

hermosa - beautiful

bella - beauty

amor de mi vida - love of my life

no te preocupes de eso - don’t worry about that

[royaltea000]

My iPad pencil stopped working I’m really boutta end it all or2

[quietintellectualginger]

(mouthwashing spoilers)

(tw rape, gore, violence, brief mentions of suicide)

(also this is long asf-)

no but that one scene when Anya said she was pregnant- I was SHOCKED

and then I was like “omg wait did one of her crew mates rape her?? LEMME AT HIM IMMA KICK HIS ASS”

(let me hate fictional characters in peace lol)

and then I’m like “OMG ITS JIMMY- HOLY SHIT YOU LITERALLY PLAY AS THE DUDE WHO RAPED HER THAT’S- WOW”

and like… WHY DIDNT CURLY DO ANYTHING AFTER FINDING OUT WHAT HAPPENED?!

he was literally the captain at that point

like sure don’t kill him if y’all are stuck together for 8 more months but at least do something and then realizing that the part at the start where you turn off autopilot and crash the ship was Jimmy and not Curly was just as much of a shock

and like that explains a lot about the hallucinations

also tbh I loved all the gore

like- Daisuke having the huge gash in his head after Swansea killed him with the axe

and then after Jimmy shot Swansea the bullet wounds on his face

and after Anya killed herself the wound on her face and the blood all over her face and neck and shirt

while we’re on the topic of suicides in this game after Jimmy put Curly in the cryogenic pod thing I was like “yep he’s boutta shoot himself” but tbh I was still shocked when it actually happened

and like damn that’s an interesting ending

and really surprising that Curly is the one to survive

like look at this dude (after the explosion thingy)

in comparison to him everyone else was doing pretty good

like until their actual deaths they were all in decent physical health

slightly malnourished from lack of food but nothing noticeable physically

and then he’s the one to survive??

talk about a plot twist

honestly the whole game was so suspenseful and I loved it

I’d honestly consider playing it for myself at some point

like watching the livestream of it was great and all but I feel like actually playing it is a whole other experience y’know?

[cheesecakeislazy]

Disventure Camp All Stars Episode 19 opinions-

Spoiler Warning!! This post is short cause this episode was meh

SO ITS JUST CANON THAT JAMES AND AIDEN FUCK IN THE MOTEL? OKAY. 😀

I’m not a Jaiden shipper so this episode to me was to see if they could finally give James a personality. No, they didn’t. Again, James is made for fanservice. What are his personality traits again? Dates Aiden, Loves Aiden, Would Do Anything For Aiden, Social Media Star, Is Kind. WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS PERSONALITY?!

Despite it being canon- Jaiden isn’t even in my top 5 DCAS ships. On the other hand- I really missed my lad Tom (TwT)

So glad that we got some Tom screentime, and you Jam/TomJake shippers are going crazy because he finally admitted to still being in love with Jake- #NotMyShipButSlayIGuess

TomJake is in my top 3 favorite ships, but nothing is beating Jakeden. There’s chemistry that isn’t forced, it’s not just fanservice, it can’t be destroyed by ONC and make it canon. ONC was too pussy to make TessxAllyxHunter canon, so they wouldn’t even dare think of shipping two twinks together!!! 😱😱

This episode was decent- made me chuckle a bit, there were some good Aiden lines. And the scene of Jake? Hilarious. Which now means, in my fanfic? Jake is going to be EVEN MORE terrified of James being his helper >:)

Also “I’m only doing this for Aiden..” DO YOU DO ANYTHING NOT FOR HIM?! PLEASE GIVE THIS MAN A PERSONALITY!! HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE CRUMBS!! FEED THE POOR “FLESHED OUT” CHARACTER!!!

Anyways all in all this was a mid episode, 7/10. Aiden and Tom carried this episode and Grett burning Yul’s face made it 10x better. I’m actually gonna start working on chapter two of my fanfic because the show is boutta end and I haven’t even gotten to chapter two yet 😅

[kim-dokjas]

I’m cooking an essay for you now mf you choose this . I’m boutta smack you with too many words on this small phone I got. And don’t mind grammar and this probably isn’t 1k words but it works.

We are all willing to jump off a cliff and sacrifice a good 100 lives of ours just to meet you because you are our favorite reader , you are our favorite protagonist.

This worth you think you don’t have? Shut up . You have so much of it because all these readers love you , in fact your own companions love you so much they do a shit ton of things to try keep you alive

HELL A FUCKING CONSTELLATION FAINTED AND WENT AGAINST THEIR END FOR YOU

STOP BEING STUPID .

YOU HAVE A WHOLE ARMY READY TO FIGHT AGAINST A UNIVERSE FOR YOU.

Just for you

only for you

We readers are here to read your story because you are someone who has caught our eye , someone who has fought never for themselves, but for yourself

And that’s why we Want to be with you , because we know how much you’ve hurt , and since we’ve read your story , we all want to comfort you and hug you.

Hell if a waiter gave you a dish with tomatoes on it I guarantee a good 50 percent of readers out there would slam their hand down on the table and yell at the waiter like “ HE SAID NO TOMATOES!!!!”

You say your a reader , that’s only your opinion though , to us , the people who read your story , you are a wonderful hero worthy of a ending that leave you happy, a protagonist that we all aspire to be .

A reader that we want to meet and love and hold and just squish your cheeks because cute aggression exists .

Anyways , don’t say , “ I don’t deserve this ,” don’t look like a forlorn puppy that kicked because i guarantee a whole ass 2 million people will come up to you , fuss over you , and then bury you in so much affection.

Also , please don’t say “why are you doing this? For me of all people?”

We do this because it’s you . Because you have a sort of life we can all relate to , and we have all grown attached to you , in fact we all want to smack you around silly with a thick stack of papers saying,” YOU ARE LOVED” in hopes of getting that knowledge stuck in your brain.

Like hellooooo if you asked , people would tear off limbs and willingly go bankrupt just for a chance to meet you .

If you really weren’t worth all that much like you say , do you think that you wouldn’t have a whole gang of people ready to kneel at your knees and beg the gods above to meet you.?

Honey , no ,

But you do , so in conclusion, you are loved and have a shit ton of worth because we all say so , in fact your companions would too , and that sunfish regressor would love to bundle you up in blankets if it meant you were safe

Buddy .

We all love and adore you so much . We all want to hug and squeeze you , if you asked we would stay by your side for eternity and smile at you .

If you asked for a story , we would keep talking until our throats tore with lack of hydration, eye bags underneath our eyes from a lack of sleep , and if the story was already heard , we would scour the universe or improvise a story straight from our head just for you.

In fact we may be all gremlins . Stupid . Ugly , pretty , happy , friendly , angels , constellations , squid , sunfish , a fish , a lion , a dragon , a dog , a cat , a bird or even a fire . Maybe a dreamer , of maybe a plotter , or maybe a sword , or maybe something . YOU GET IT.

No matter if you were a stupid worm , we would carry you , put you in a cozy ass glass terrarium and read to you all day until you slept , we would carry you above oceans because why the hell not your Kim Dokja . You are worth so much that I can’t even define it , hell it’s bigger than a universe , in fact I don’t think any word in the English dictionary could describe the amount of devotion I have for you .

You say drop out of school?

Done . I’m out. Bye . You ain’t ever seeing me in that cursed building again.

You say swim a river?

Done , soaking wet but I crossed that river.

you’re gonna die? MF hell nah I’m a meat shield now .

If I can’t save you?

Then we die together . ITS KIM DOKJA ALIVE OR NOTHINGGG

Kim Dokja , we will always be by your side and read your story , even if you feel alone , we will stay with you forever and if even if you feel numb and terrible and probably committed mass murder , we don’t give a shit , we’re committing mass murder together and covering you with a warm ass blanket as if you were our child.

If you ask for a favor , nothing is ever impossible .

With you fighting by our side , nothing is too big

and for you , everything is too small to gift to you as a appreciation gift.

...

(For the first time, he can't really bring himself to say anything. He just stays silent, taking in a breath and looking away.)

.. You.. I'll never understand you people..

(Even as he says it, his expression falters.)

[twilightmalachite]

VS★PRINCESS - World Order 13

Characters: Mao, Leo, Subaru, Tsukasa, Esu, Fuyume, Nice

Translator: Mika Enstars

JP Proofreader: 310mc

"—Excuse me. Please do not ignore me, Leo-san. I am speaking about serious matters here."

[Read on my blog for the best viewing experience with Oi~ssu ♪]

Season: Spring

Location: Prince Castle (Hall)

Leo: ♪~♪~

Subaru: Ah, it’s Cathy~, and Tsukinaga-paisen too! Mornin’ good mornin’! ☆

Leo: G’mornin’ Orange-head! Did’ja get a good rest last night~?

Subaru: Got a perfect night’s sleep, of course! I’m so full of energy I’m ‘boutta actually burst…☆

Leo: Ooh, well that’s great news for me!

I’ll be stirrin’ things up today too, so you better ready yourself~! ♪

Subaru: You bet! I can’t lose~! ☆

Tsukasa: You two sure are making a ruckus. So early in the morning, too.

Leo-san, please don’t get too friendly with Trickstar, alright? Our relationship is one of Rivals, and that includes in 4piece too.

Mao: Suppose so. I’m gonna be giving back what was done to me yesterday, so best of luck today, got it?

Leo: Wahaha! ☆ I’m open to take your rematch for yesterday anytime!

Tsukasa: Fufu, now that is what I’d expect from my sworn enemies. Of course, I will not lose either.

Anyhow, speaking of the showdown from yesterday, I haven’t seen Sagiri-san around.

Could it be that he is too disheartened to enter the venue after such a crushing defeat?

And judging is nearly about to begin, too—I’m worried.

Leo: He really got beaten down bad yesterday, huh. It’s rare to see someone lose in the most apparent way possible, too.

I had found that guy to be interesting and full of pep, but… if that’s enough to discourage him, then it means that’s all he’ll ever achieve.

Tsukasa: That’s harsh of you, Leo-san.

That being said, there are as many Idols as there are stars in the sky. One has no future as an Idol if one small defeat is enough to make one depressed.

Leo: Exactly! Ya gotta get back up! Just like you did after you’d lose time and time again, Suo~!

Tsukasa: I have not lost that many times, though?!

But no matter the course, as long as one is standing again at the end, that’s good enough. It is history who will tell who the winner was.

Leo: ……

Tsukasa: —Excuse me. Please do not ignore me, Leo-san. I am speaking about serious matters here.

Leo: Hey, look over there, Suo~. I see somebody by the window…♪

Esu: —

Tsukasa: Is that—Sagiri-san? He’s gripping onto a rope in his hand—

Leo: He’s gonna jump down! From there all the way over to here!

Esu: —Hah!

Destination: Judges’ seats! Excuse meeeee!

Location: Judges’ Seats

Esu: Ahaha! Surprised you that I used a rope to swing over here huh, Anzu-san?

But if I had come in all normal through the service entrance, it’d be a disgrace to my status as an adventurer! I’d appreciate it if you’d let this pass!

Ah, and allow me to borrow your mic.

“…Check, check, one two three! Alright!”

Esu: “Attention all participaaaaaaaaaaants! The third day of 4piece is about to begiiiiiiiin!”

“Before judging commences, I would like to make a statement!”

“Hey Fuyume! You at the venue? Can you see me?”

Fuyume: ……

Esu: “Ah there, there you are! Allow me to tell you something from this podium—”

“No, not just to you, Fuyume. Let me tell everyone here!”

“I am Sagiri Esu—and I shall “compete” with my will!”

“Yesterday, because of Fuyume, I was pushed into a “showdown”, and I caused you all quite a bit of trouble. Seriously, I’m very sorry.”

“But, thanks to that, I am no longer bound.”

“From here on, in every one of my orders, I shall request to make Prince Castle into the “best adventurous ball”!!!!”

“When it comes to me, an exciting adventure always awaits! I never wanted a ball set in a castle with all the niceties from the get-go!”

“That’s why—While it may only hinder the progress of the program, that’s what I'm gonna do!”

“I can’t just give up, I’ll “compete”, even if it’s by pushing the boundaries!”

“For my dream of being an idol! For my ambition!!!!”

“—That’s all! Please think of this as the ramblings of a young aspiring idol and continue on!”

“But I am being serious! As I am a man who aims to reach the apex of idols!”

Tsukasa: …Wha?

Leo: Whaaat, so yesterday it got to be “pink”, and today it gets to be “adventure”?

Aaalright, great, love the spirit! This is why the younger ones are so interesting! ♪

Seems it was too quick to assume just one loss was enough to get him down, huh? Looks like that guy was just purposefully waitin’ for everyone to arrive! ♪

Tsukasa: Oh come on, everything’s in disarray! What is with this kid—

I can’t read him at all! Not his conduct, his Pacing, nothing! Is he some new breed of human…?!

Mao: But, it seems like what we’d been worried about isn’t an issue.

And if that guy’s serious about facing his abilities, then there’s only one thing for us to do.

We’ve got a lot we gotta teach him as his seniors! In competence, experience, and skill—

Maybe that’s what he’s resolved himself to face.

Nice: “Now then. There was a delay in the commencement of today’s judging, as a result of Sagiri-kun’s earlier antics.”

“His “individual points” will receive a deduction as a consequence for disrupting the program.”

“—That being said, I would like to commend him for his declaration to throw himself into the “competition”.”

“The reason why being; it shows that he is not afraid to brave a challenge, even if it results in having to show his defeat!”

“I am certain that among you are those so overwhelmed by the success of Trickstar and Knights that you feel you cannot speak up.”

(With many of the idols present here already having debuted, they find little reason to take unnecessary risks. And so, they end up unwittingly “going with the larger flow” without realizing it.)

(And that would not be any different from the traditional idol industry of which ES has reigned hegemony over)

“While Sagiri-kun certainly seems to have acted in a senseless manner…”

“I would like to excuse his behavior earlier in light of the fact he has inspired those with undiscovered raw talent—How about it?”

Leo: I’m in favor!

Tsukasa: …Now hold on, Leo-san. You can’t go easy on the young like that. They’ll start getting cocky.

Leo: But, for me he’s interestin’ ‘cause it’s like watching the old you, Suo~!

He’s tryin’ to climb his way up from bein’ an unknown idol, just like you back then! You don’t wanna be like Sena and hold him back by grumblin’ too much, do ya~?

Tsukasa: Sigh… I suppose I have no choice. This time around, I shall allow it to pass.

I’m sure that next time it will be more than just a point deduction for him, anyways. Assuming that was a one-time Intervention for him, then it’s due to it having been within excusable levels of youthful indiscretion.

Nice: “Fufu, thank you for your applause. Now then, since everyone has arrived—”

“Let 4piece’s third day of judging commence!”

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[pbaz7]

the curtains drawn tight against the morning light.

- curtains? or random fluffy blanket?

Azzi was draped over Paige, her head tucked into the crook of her neck as they slept soundly, the blankets tangled around them.

- my sweet adorable babies

Azzi rubbed her face with her free hand, blinking blearily. “M’sorry baby,” she whispered into the phone, her other hand moving to gently stroke Paige’s hair in an attempt to soothe her.

- this is so so so cute, side note I adore how you write fluff! It makes my heart swell and ache

Carefully, she shifted Paige so she was resting on Azzi’s chest, her fingers threading through Paige’s messy blonde hair.

- THIS IS ADORABLE, Paige is just a baby at the end of the day

“Pai…my girlfriend is asleep, and I don’t want to wake her up. I’ll just text you.”

- lol so much for keeping it a secret

a hint of disappointment in her tone.

- bitch gtfo

and taken a long, warm shower together,

- they really cannot spend a moment apart 😭

Without lifting her head, Azzi mumbled against her skin, “You’re gonna win the bet.”

- oh she’s boutta be insufferable

Azzi gave her an exasperated look. “Your version of ‘subtle’ isn’t subtle at all.”

- I was boutta make a Paige bueckers subtlety show joke but nvm.

“So,” Elle began, scooting her chair slightly closer to Azzi, “you mentioned your girlfriend yesterday. What’s she like?”

- broooo go awayyy

“So,” Elle said after a brief moment, her voice dropping slightly, “does she ever get jealous? You know, with how much time you spend with Paige?”

- so close! Yet so far.

“That’s good. Trust is important. But, I mean… Paige is Paige Bueckers. Gotta be a little intimidating. She’s gorgeous, funny, kinda has this natural charm and the two of you are, like, always together. Doesn’t she ever… wonder?”

- damn u got a crush on both of them? Pazzi threesome coming up! (This is a JOKE it is 2.38am for me and I must apologise)

Azzi’s patience was wearing thin. “She doesn’t mind Paige,” she said, her voice clipped.

- Azzi just get to it 😭

Elle beamed at Azzi's words, but her smile lingered a little too long, almost too eager. “I’m glad you noticed,” she said, her voice dropping slightly. “I feel like I’ve been trying to get you to notice my compliments for weeks..”

- she’s just spent ten minutes yapping about how much she loves her girlfriend it’s OVER Elle.

Elle’s face flushed with a mixture of embarrassment and disappointment. “I really didn’t mean to overstep. I just... I guess I got carried away,” Elle admitted, her voice quieter now. “I respect you, Azzi. I shouldn’t have done that.”

- how can you misread that signal she’s been yapping about her gf for the whole damn time I HATE YOU ELLE.

💗: Not done yet, but I might need you to come sit here while we finish.

- they make me sick

P 💗: I’m omw

- she boutta be madddd

She didn’t even give a fuck about the bet anymore, she just didn’t want Azzi around Elle and was more upset about her audacity than anything.

- oh she’s madddd

Azzi’s gaze flicked to Paige’s neck too, where marks still lingered from the night before.

- p don’t give a fuck 😭😭

Once Azzi was looking at her, she wrapped her hand firmly around her neck. Not tightly, but enough to make her intentions clear. Azzi’s breath hitched at the surprising contact but she leaned into the touch, her eyes lowering a little.

- jeez didn’t know the joker and Harley Quinn were boutta show up

“You’re lucky I love you. I’m calm right now but I promise imma deal with you for all this later.”

- PAIGE YOU ARE IN THE LIBRARY. DAMN. (That was hot)

“You’ll be lucky if you can even walk to practice tomorrow.”

- it is now 2.44am and wow.

“Look at you,” Paige murmured, her voice thick with teasing satisfaction. “You like this, don’t you? Knowing I’m upset, knowing exactly what I’ll do about it later.”

- wow this is a new side, author more pls 😊😊😊

Paige leaned back in her seat, cool and composed, a smug smirk playing on her lips as she watched Azzi squirm. “You look good in my clothes,” Paige said casually, grabbing her phone as if nothing had happened, though the satisfied glint in her eyes told a different story.

- Damn that was a quick switch up

Azzi bit her lip, her cheeks burning as her hand instinctively tightened on Paige’s thigh. Paige didn’t stop there, sliding her fingers along the back of Azzi’s neck, letting her nails lightly graze the skin. “Careful, Az,” Paige whispered again, her blue eyes locking with Elle’s as she spoke. “You don’t wanna struggle too much in front of company.”

- sooo are you putting Elle in her place or just making it unbearable for Azzi

She barely registered the conversation happening around her as her mind wandered, imagining the necklace dangling above her, its chain brushing against her skin as Paige—

- author is it also 2.46am for you? this is!!

“I know what you were thinking about,” Paige whispered. “And you’re not subtle at all.”

- welcome back to the nobody is subtle show!

The unspoken dominance in her gaze made Elle’s stomach knot, and she quickly focused back on the laptop, pretending not to notice the way Azzi shifted even closer to Paige as if seeking more of her touch.

- Lord these dynamics are crazy

“I just...” Elle started, her voice faltering slightly. She shifted her weight nervously. “I didn’t know. About the two of you, together…I mean.” She looked between them again, her gaze lingering on Paige’s calm but intimidating posture. “I never would’ve tried anything if I knew it was you Paige. I’m sorry.”

- omg miss brainiac has finally figured it out! hey, here’s a medal! 🥇🥇🥇

Paige reached for Azzi’s bag, taking it off her shoulder with ease and slinging it over her own as she threw her free arm around Azzi’s shoulders, pulling her into her side as they walked out together.

- ugh that’s hot

As soon as they stepped into Azzi’s room, the door barely clicked shut before Azzi grabbed Paige by the shirt,

- I can imagine how this is gonna go, timestamp it is now 2.50am!

Azzi huffed, breaking the kiss with a glare. She turned, grabbing the nearest pillow, and launched it at Paige. “What you did wasn’t funny.”

- it was effective tho wasn’t it Azzi…

Azzi narrowed her eyes, her frustration only growing. “I’ve wanted to rip your clothes off for the past hour,” she snapped, her voice low and breathy.

- let’s follow through with our actions!

she took in the sheer audacity of Paige’s composure.

- mhm audacity iktr

She didn’t react beyond the faintest quirk of her lips, her eyes steady and challenging as she gazed up at Azzi

- wow this is a difference to the Paige that has gay panic every time Azzi even looks at her, how far we have come!

“I’ll let you go first,” Paige said smoothly, her voice low and dripping with confidence. “Because I promise, Az, you won’t be able to move when I’m done.”

- the sheer audacity to rob us of this scene when Paige and azzi were looking so fine tn, I read the content warnings

Paige’s jaw tensed in response, the faintest crack in her nonchalance.

- she’ll break soon! she’s not called the not queen of self control for no reason!

"I love you so much, baby," Azzi whispered, her tone laced with affection, her fingers lightly trailing along Paige’s jaw. "You love me right?” she added, her voice soft.

- the menace is at play

"Of course I love you," Paige murmured back, her voice soft and sweet, a glimpse of the softness she reserved only for Azzi breaking through.

- Horny lover girl or not she’s still a lover girl!

Azzi could feel the shift, the balance of power tilting in her favor now that she knew she had control of the situation.

- that’s my girl!!

Paige’s head tilted back against the pillows, her eyes narrowing as she looked at Azzi, "Fuck patient."

- real, she got you struggling when you won the bet?? Watch out P she’s gonna head to the closet…

Paige’s jaw tightened, her gaze holding Azzi’s with defiance. "I’m not going to beg," she said, her tone steady despite the flush creeping up her neck.

- u sure?

"I won’t make you this time, baby," she whispered, her breath warm against Paige’s skin.

- how kind!

Paige’s control wavered, her breathing quickening as she clenched the sheets beneath her.

- I feel robbed, gimme more!

Apologies for how I am tonight, it’s late 😭😭 Anyways author please don’t rob me like that again! I’m like Paige! I can’t take this teasing! As always adored this chapter and my god you portrayed that power dynamic well! Cannot wait for the next chapter, want to also note how impressed I am that you showed all of that without writing anything explicit, true skill!

As always, hugs for you! Update soon

- 🫂🫂

Lmaoo you need to go to bed !!

This was just a lil sneak peak 🫣ik y’all remember them talking about something on Azzi’s phone

it’s hilarious how you went from they’re adorable to the joker and harley quinn 😭

please get some rest ily and appreciate you like always 🫂

[luckycheesefoodie321]

UNFILTERED REACTIONS TO PJO SHOW EPISODE 8: yes, spoilers. No, coherence.

LUKE SAYING THE LINES???? LUKE SAYING THE LINE!!!!

Ok but it’s so important we see Luke teaching Percy swordsmanship bc having the best swordsman in camp teach him is so important to his development as a warrior.

Also what a stellar move bringing Luke purposefully for the final ep and making him the first words. All those Luke stans are either in euphoria or they’re hella suspicious

Ok but that was some solid fight choreography and Percy sweeping Ares out with a mf tidal wave was fun. Get wrecked by a twelvie Ares!!!

Oooh true form Ares!

And at least he’s true to his word.

“Please” why was that so sweet??

“We know who Ares and Clarisse are working for” STILL. EVEN NOW. HE STILL DOESNT ONOW.

AHHHH ANNABETH GIVING PERCY HER NECKLACE AND GROVER ACTING THE THIRD WHEEL

“Couldnt this be an email?”

“Where’s the glory in that?”

Hmm Olympus needs to be more gold but then we’re heading into Asgard territory??

LUKEEEE. Letting Percy conclude demigods are pawns for the gods to break rules and also showing his own thinking that he is scary but he’s fed up with being small.

Was so busy looking for Poseidon’s fishing chair that I straight up didn’t see Zeus

Lance Reddick!!!

Idk if it’s Lance Reddick’s natural timbre or special effects but there’s a rumble under his voice

DAMN PERCY BOUTTA DISH DIRT ON ZEUS BEING A SHIT DAD AND PATRIARCH. TELL IT LIKE IT IS PERCY

POSEIDON

Lmao Zeus was boutta smite his ass

Jovial beach dad energy isn’t quite there but we make do. This is pathetic Poseidon protecting his son

“We’ll declare my swift and crushing victory” YOU PETTY ASS JOCK OLDER BROTHER and the way Poseidon sighed like an annoyed little brother

This conversation is everything to me. And they’re both doing so well.

I’m half a mind that oh yes the show Poseidon is absolutely choked up by emotion at how much he dreams about Sally and the other half is “well I do dream about her but not the dreams I should share with my twelve year old son”

And then dude didn’t answer

Oof not a soft landing Poseidon

NOT THE SILHOUETTE OF PERCY AND THALIA’S TREE

ARE THOSE THE STOLL BROTHERS?!?? LOOK AT THEIR LIL FACES!!!

LUKEEEE

Oh god it’s gonna happen but there’s a whole half an episode left????

HOW YOU FEELING LUKE DEFENDERS???

Lowkey given how much they emphasised it, dude has a point. But againnn Percy showing himself and how he’s a foil to Luke (SEE THAT LUKE SAID THE LINES AT THE START) he can see the good in the gods even if they suck as a whole

Also Backbiter!!

BUT ALSO THE DEVASTATION ON LUKE’S FACE WHEN ANNABETH CAUGHT HIM AND HIM SWITCHING BETWEEN PERCY AND ANNABETH AND KNOWING HE’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO CONVINCE HER TO JOIN HIM AT THIS TIME

Putting that emphasis on their relationship so the final prophecy hits that much harder

And Oercy apologising in a life or death battle (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)

OH NO POISON SCORPION (as in there is none)

MR D YOU CANT GASLIGHT HIM INTO DOUBTING HIS REAL NAME XD

I was so caught up in how cool Annabeth’s hair looks that I missed the Seaweed Brain

Grover I’m so proud of you!!!

I won’t lie. That whole moment with the golden trio gave me the same energy the end of the first Harry Potter movie used to give me with the “I’m not going home. Not really” with the swelling music and the huggg

BUT ALSO GROVER YOU AINT GONNA BE THERE

IM SORRY WTF WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

I FORGET IF THEY EVER MENTIONED THEY WOULDNT DO GABE BEING TURNED TO STONE BUT WHERE IS GABE TURNED TO STONE

OH THERE IT IS. I know Sally has done a lot of other cool things but I am disappointed she can never add abuser murderer to the list.