#I’m only doing this hc cause I think it’s funny (and my friend has double jointed fingers)
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silly headcanon that Aiden has double jointed fingers and uses it to his advantage by freaking Tyler out
#school bus graveyard#sbg#sbg (webtoon)#school bus graveyard webtoon#aiden clark#tyler hernandez#Please agree pls pls pls pls pls spslspskssl#i was being silly at the time#I’m only doing this hc cause I think it’s funny (and my friend has double jointed fingers)#Help me lol
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gang as condiments🤨
i’m fr bored asf AND on my way to dinner so this type shit is on my mind rn🤷♀️🧌
ponyboy:
bro just screams ranch lover
and he the type to always talk abt how much he looooves ranch
like bro i like ranch too but im not drinking bottles like you are😭😭
hes actually so real for liking ranch though
W condiment 7/10
johnny:
this one was harder cause i think johnny is so chill
like bro couldn’t care less what sauce packets you give him for his chicken sandwich
but he prefers ketchup
classic, normal, AND widely available so all boxes are checked🤗
6/10 cause sometimes ketchup is too basic (plus johnny the type to forget to shake the bottle😧)
sodapop:
fry sauce fs
if yall don’t know it, it’s mayo and ketchup mixed together
IT SOUNDS BAD HEAR ME OUT
just try it okay🙏🙏
when soda feels a little quirky he’ll add some sriracha sauce and chefs it up
soda the type to make any mundane thing fun
to the point where he makes the WILDEST food concoctions just for laughs
but it gets to the point where it’s still funny but highly concerning 😟
darry:
now i hate to say this but bro probably likes yellow mustard🫢
he’s not super adamant about telling people but the gang makes fun of him SM
he always snaps back tho w some classy older sibling comeback
side note, he the typa guy to say “let’s fire up the grill😀” when it’s fourth of july and they’re having burgers and hot dogs
no hate tho🫡
2/10 i can’t condone the constant use of mustard
dally:
bbq sauce lover
which i mean he’s so real for that
pretends to not give a shit but we know he does🙄
thinks he acts as lowk as johnny w shit like this but if he gets a sandwich from someplace that messed up his order he’ll throw a total fit
”you seein’ this johnny? blech they put mayo all over my burger ‘stead of barbecue or somethin’ decent…what a dump..”
johnnys like “mhm🙄” *not even paying attention*
”maaaan you see this crime against humanity? what is this, huh?”
twos like “and YOU know a lot about crimes don’cha dal?”
dally kicks two bit in the shins under the table
8/10
two-bit:
realistically he likes honey mustard type sauces or none at all
but to fw people he’ll combine sauces and it’s actually so foul
my friend will do this and mix together ketchup and ranch to call it “kranch” and i tried it cause yolo and its death oml
once two gets the sauce packets just run cause he’s bouta fuck that place up💀💀
3/10 only redeemed by his genuine taste in sauces
steve:
lowk didn’t know what to put for him so if there’s any steve lovers out there lmk what you guys think he’d like‼️
but he seems like the type to like most sauces but he puts an ungodly amount on his food💀
like every fry has gotta be totally covered in ranch or smth
def the type to double dip a chip btw😟
anyways 5/10 not really sure to think 🤨
ANYWAYS ilysm always and request hcs, imagines, anything or if you wanna talk my messages are open!!
#the outsiders#ponyboy curtis#dallas winston#johnny cade#darry curtis#the outsiders sodapop#steve randle#two bit mathews#matt dillon#sodapop curtis
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Moments in-between
Description: HC's of aot characters that are all kinda madly in love with y/n, if only just in different ways. Aspects of Modern au.
Character(s): Eren, Mikasa, Armin, Jean, Marco, Sasha, Connie, Historia, Ymir, Annie, Reiner, Bertholdt, Levi, Erwin, Hanje
POV: 2nd, 3rd
Warning(s):
A/n: I know I said that I was ending my aot works but after the last episode's intense trauma I need some home groan therapy. Also please don't make fun of me for misspelling both Bertolt and Hange's names continually. Enjoy
Word Count: x
Song: lmao listen to everywhere I go by Hollywood undead.
*none of the gifs used are mine, full credit goes to the maker.
Y/n invites the AOT gang to a party.
You looked around for your friends, having foolish lost track of the chaotic group after you paused to hang your coat up. You warned them all to remain close, these college parties tended to get a little wild for your liking, but of course, they were all too stubborn.
"Hey you! I already said that we weren't playing Lady Gaga here!" Your ears prickled, and you turned, seeing Hanje at the DJ's box. You quirked a brow but made a mental note of where she was for later.
You moved on, searching for the rest of your friends. You opened the door to a bathroom, finding several girls hunched over, puking into the toilet, sink, and tub. Erwin was standing in the midst of the chaos, holding their hair as they drunkenly emptied their guts.
"Erwin? We've been here five minutes!" Erwin looked up at your newfound appearance. "Y/n! Quick, I think something in their drinks made them sick, you need to warn the other people at this party!" You met his blue eyes, "What?" He made a motion with his right hand, accidentally tugging on a girl's hair and bobbing her head. "Hey!" She squeaked before puking again. "Hurry, Y/l/n! They may not have much time left."
You rolled your eyes. "Erwin, they're drunk, not suffering from food poisoning." He looked down at the girls. "Really?" You sighed.
Later, you came upon Levi, who had been keeping a practiced eye on Hanje and other various members of your friend group. He had designated himself the designated driver of the group, which was admirable but you made sure not too drink too much either, knowing that there was no way Levi could possibly deal with all of you being wasted.
Reiner had challenged Annie to a drinking game, and was in the midst of losing miserably, whilst Bertholdt silently cleaned up the mess that Reiner and Annie created with their squashed beer cans.
You also found ymir and Historia cheerfully dancing to Poker face, and you marveled at the way the two seemed to be in their own world. You smiled, at the red that dusted ymir's cheeks and at Historia's hand on her cheek. A crash from the kitchen behind you caused you to cringe and jump slightly, before you rushed in.
Not unsurprisingly you found Connie and Sasha at the epicenter of the chaos. Neither were drunk but both were still idiots. A broken dish and what had been cheese fries was on the floor at their feet. "Hey! What'd I say about getting into their food?" You pointed threateningly at the duo. "If we do it don't get caught?" Sasha had a fry in her mouth and big eyes. "Clean this up, I'll go get Levi." "Oh, no don't get Levi!" Connie whined, waving his hands dramatically. "I'm getting him!"
Marco and Armin had found a old monopoly game and had sat down to play it in the dinning room of the house. You found it especially funny at the amount of girls the two had unwittingly attracted, who sat down to play with them.
"Y/n!" You perked up and turned, careful to not spill your drink. Jean smiled at you, his eyes the tiniest bit lidded. "Care for a dance?" You had actually been expecting this, since Jean's flirtiness doubled with the mix of alcohol. "You look hot, y/n!" He gently wrapped his hands around you as the two of you slid onto the dance floor. You laughed, enjoying Jean's wild dance moves. Finally he popped into a Russian dig, "hype me up best friend!" He called, and you whooped until he ran right into Eren.
"You drunk idiot! Hello, Y/n!" Eren glared at Jean, but smiled at you. "Look at this drink I made! It was clear but now it's brown!" Before you could respond, Jean hopped up. "y/n doesn't care about your shit drink!" You sighed as the two began arguing, which slowly developed into a tense dance battle between the two men.
Mikasa had been with Eren, you guessed most likely protectively watching over him. She watched with you, before you smirked and outstretched your hand. Mikasa took it, a blush creeping onto her cheeks.
In the soft glow of a living room, you and Mikasa danced together to an old 80's tune, the rest of your friends giving elsewhere. It was a nice party.
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Y/n wears a skimpy outfit
You smiled at yourself in the mirror, tugging gently on your new top. Oftentimes you found it hard to truly appreciate your body, but the corseted top made you feel like a definite hot girl. You wore long black shoes, tight leather pants, dark jewelry. You just looked ready to step on some bitches.
You exited your room, and grabbed your purse, ready to head out with your girls. Eren was sitting on your coach, playing some video game. "Hey we'll be heading out soon so I left some numbers to order pizza for when you get hungry." You turned, digging in your purse for your keys. "Y/n, I'm not a child! I can take care of- holy shit, y/n!" You turned, Eren had dropped his controller, no longer focused on his game. "You can't go out like that! There are men out there!" You smiled and pulled out ur taser, flashing it a couple times. "I know."
Mikasa exited her room from the same hall, entering the living room. "Y/n, you look nice." You smiled and put your taser up. "thanks Mikasa!" "Wait, Mikasa you're going out too?" Eren stood up. "it's girls night out, Eren." You rolled your eyes. "but I wanna go too!" Mikasa opened her mouth but you beat her to it. "No."
The front door opened and Armin entered, his blonde hair flittering in his eyes. "Hey; Eren, Mikasa, and..." A blush erupted onto his cheeks. "Y/n!" His blues casted panicked glances around the room as if he wasn't sure he should make direct eye contact with you.
Eren pointed to his flustered friend. "See!" Again you rolled your eyes. "You look v-very nice, y/n." Armin mumbled before he sat down. "Thanks, sweetie." Armin's face reddened.
Suddenly the front door to the apartment flung open, allowing Jean, Marco, and Connie to enter. They were in the midst of conversation, laughing at a joke Connie had said. "Hey bitch-" Jean's words caught somewhere in the back of his throat as he saw you. His cheeks erupted into fire and he stopped, causing Connie and Marco to slam into him. "Hey!" Connie looked past Jean's frozen position, and smiled knowingly. "Bark, Bark, Bark! Y/n you look a sexy grim reaper!" Jean blinked as you laughed. Connie slid past Jean and made his way to the kitchen, giving the others a greeting as he did so.
Marco smiled at your outfit. "You look so pretty y/n!" Your cheeks were beginning to hurt from happiness and you wondered if you should wear this stuff more often and not just in your dreams. Jean seemed to snap out of it. "You...you...nice, y/n." He managed to get out, not right before Eren made fun of his stuttering.
Sasha exited her room, and to the delight of everyone gave a twirl in her little dress. "y/n! You look very nice!" She may or not have said whilst grabbing your boob. Historia admitted to helping you pick out the fit, and ymir made everyone thank her for her service.
"you should wear this more often, y/n. Or at least less more often." Annie nudged you from behind. You were amazed at her sauveness but also the blush that dusted the tips of her ears.
Reiner and Bertholdt came through the fire escape (because Reiner has been on a "parkour!" Kick recently. But Reiner made sure to call you hot, (effectively pissing off both Jean and Eren.) And Bertholdt simply blushed, quickly agreeing with Reiner.
Finally Hanje, Erwin, and Levi arrived, Levi bringing leftovers from his tea shop. Hanje had squealed and called you "hot!" Erwin was certain you were only wearing a bra and refused to look at you, whilst Levi couldn't take his eyes off of you, but said nothing all the same.
"Well ladies, I hope you all are ready!" Hanje smirked. "Who's riding with me?"
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Y/n gets a tattoo
"So...what do you think?" You stood in front of Hanje, Annie, and Ymir, your shirt raised to your underboob. Hanje clapped excitedly. "It looks great, y/n!" "I like the view." Annie said dryly. Ymir nodded. "yeah it's nice, just don't show Historia."
"Don't show me what?" Historia entered the living room via the kitchen. Immediately her eyes found your tattoo, and she smiled. "lovely!"
The others found the tattoo under different circumstances however.
Sasha had known first, since she went with you to get it originally, having helped you pick out the design. By that I mean, she mainly just agreed with whatever you said but helped you out none the less. Mikasa found out before you were training together, (she thought it looked cool).
Eren found out because he walked in on you in the shower. "Shit! Wait is that a tattoo!?" He would've told you he liked it had you not kicked the shit out of him and lectured him about coming over to your apartment constantly, blah, blah, blah.
Armin found out because you showed him, (and he promptly died a bit) but he also really liked it and you invited him to come get another one with you some time. Maybe, just maybe you had a weak spot for the blonde.
Jean and Connie found out because you sent Marco a snap of it, and they looked at it from over his shoulder. Connie laughed at Jean's sharp in take of breathe and Jean tackled Connie. Meanwhile as they fought in the background Marco sent you a video snap of his response.
Reiner found out via a training session, much like Mikasa. "Why, y/n I never knew what a sly devil you could be!"
Bertholdt knew because Reiner made sure to describe it to him in great detail, knowing that the tall fellow would get flustered.
Erwin was probably told at some point but forgot so anytime he sees in you in a bikini or something skimpy he gets his mind blown.
Levi found out because, you may or may not have sent him a snap (with much different intentions then the one you had sent Marco.) Levi thought it was badass, though.
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Y/n kisses the AOT gang
Yes, you had kissed each member of the gang. For any of these bitches, they could get it, let's be real.
You had given Eren forehead kisses many a time between he and you. This had been pretty random but regardless, it was something the two of you did often.
You often kissed Armin on the cheek, pinching them together whilst you smushed his face and pulled him in for hugs. Really, you loved Armin.
You kissed Jean on several occasions, partially because you weren't one to refuse an offer from an attractive man and also it was the quickest way to fluster the boy. He has the king of talking the talk but never actually walking the walk.
You give Marco and Connie platonic cheek kisses everytime you see each other. They also give you cheek kisses back. Marco also gives hugs!
You blow Reiner kisses all the time because that's exactly what your friendship is.
You give Bertholdt sweet little cheek kisses and he's always a blushing mess afterwards.
You give Erwin goodbye kisses and he always returns them.
You've made out with Levi. His tongue's been in your mouth. Yes, you kiss.
You give Hanje cheek kisses all the time. You seriously love this woman.
You've made out with Annie too. You also give her kisses on her neck just to hear her giggle.
You and ymir don't usually kiss, but you and Historia kiss each other's cheek.
You've kissed Sasha smack on the lips before, and you two cuddle all da time.
You give Mikasa forehead kisses because touch isn't necessarily her love language but you know when she needs it.
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Y/n gets into a fight
You don't get in trouble, like ever. You're reliable, kind, level headed. However sometimes you come across a Titan of an issue and need your friends to rally behind you.
Historia will get into an argument for you, but she isn't scary at all, nor is she very powerful when it comes to muscle might.
Mikasa will kill a bitch for you. Straight up. She may not always show it outright but she loves you.
Ymir would video tape the ass whooping of whoever dares to cross you until they tried to come after Historia. Then she's seeing red.
Annie would laugh at whoever is trying to fight you. She won't step into the fray directly until you need her though, she trusts you do take care of it.
Eren doesn't care if they haven't even thrown a punch if they even say a damn thing that he doesn't feel you deserve he will start the fight. He has no self control. He's an aries.
Jean will also fight for you. He'd be a hundred percent more levelheaded about the problem but he won't let you take shit.
Connie will at first be confused and then pull his signature "bruh" face. He'll be the one that takes the phone from Ymir after Historia gets involved.
Sasha will try to protect you the best she can. She doesn't want you hurt so she'll probably grab a spoon as a weapon and charge.
Reiner is just trying to vibe and then suddenly he's pulled into an all out war. Sigh. But at least it's for you.
Hange will find this all very funny, but she'll help out in between snorts.
Erwin will just stand there looking at your antagonist dead in the eye with the slightest raise of his brow. That's the end of it all.
Armin will go all manipulative bestie on however is bothering you.
Levi merely get in between you. He may be short but nothing scare him and he's literally willing to kick some ass if need be.
Bertolt would just take you somewhere else. Yes he's super annoyed and upset at this person, but he has better things to do with his time.
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Y/n gets a dog
To be honest, you'd wanted a pet for a long long time. Living closely with seven other women- and essentially nine men, had made that prospect rather slim, until one day approximately four months ago when you dropped the question.
The response was rather positive, so you carefully crafted a schedule and supplies.
The little puppy had been the runt of the litter, but that didn't bother you one bit (your not so secret infatuation of a certain 5'2" raven haired fellow solidified that.)
You were the first person to arrive home that day, and when you did you hurried to get the house puppified.
Bertolt came by early that day and was the first to see the puppy. At first he wasn't so sure about the little rascal. It seemed so hyper, a little too hyper, actually. But then, it licked him and he fell in love. He actually completely forgot you were even there he was so enthralled.
Levi came by with takeout, and much like Bertolt he wasn't sure about this creature. He'd always been more of a cat person, but even then he wasn't exactly an animal person. Just too messy. But for your sake he pat the pup on the head. (And to both your and bertolt's shock the puppy began to follow Levi around.
Armin loved the puppy. He immediately scooped it up and sang to it. You had never seen the blonde so happy as he cooed over the little Beasty. He raised it up into the air and swung it until Levi yelled at him for waving the animal over the takeout.
Erwin seemed a bit indifferent to the dog, almost as if the animal had just always been there. He did make sure however to share his food with it.
Hange tickled the poor animal savagely, vowing to buy it a sweater for the winter. You told them they didn't have to, but they refused. "What's a godparent for?"
Sasha vowed to help feed it and promised it that she would only buy it the best food possible.
Marco adored the tiny thing. "have you named him yet?" He had asked while lovingly scratching behind it's ears. "he looks like a sugar...or a Coco?"
Connie immediately sat down and started playing with newly named Sugar. "Connie! You're getting Sugar too riled up." Levi warned, but right then Connie was attacked by the tiny pup, and despite the small size of the dog the sheer force almost knocked Connie over. "Tch, idiot."
Jean was the first to take Sugar for a walk and you joined him. Together the two of you laughed at how cute Sugar looked as he bounced around in the grass. You made sure to have Jean clean up after him though, don't worry.
Sugar immediately fell asleep on Eren who threatened anyone that would dare touch or wake up him. Eren was extremely content with this little ball of joy.
Annie wasn't really excited for the puppy but she did promise to train Sugar when it was time, so there's that.
Ymir tried to act similar to Annie but Ymir is a total dog person, and after a bit she scoped up Sugar and put the sleeping pup on her own lap.
Mikasa was just happy everyone else seemed happy. She did sit by ymir though so she could get a few good pats in.
Later that night Historia grabbed the puppy and took him into her room, which she shared with Ymir. Really this puppy wasn't yours, it was everyone's.
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The AOT gang goes to a concert
You pulled into Eren's hand practically dragging him through the crowd. "That's the last time I'm letting you lead us anywhere, Eren!" He groaned behind you. "I thought the sign said Row one, it was an honest mistake!" You shot him a dangerous glare. "It was a sign for the bathroom!"
Finally you met up with your friends, who were all already comfortably seated, waiting for the concert to begin. "Hey guys sorry we're late, we had some...sign trouble."
You and Eren found your seats, "Good news is if anyone wants to know where the bathrooms are.." you elbowed your brunette friend.
When the concert began, it was immediately pretty damn hype. You and Jean clasped hands and danced together, shouting out the lyrics to the first song at the top of your lungs.
At the second song and Sasha took orders for food, and grabbed some grub. As you waited in the unnecessarily long line you pulled her into a hug and took a quick picture.
When you returned you stood by Reiner, but some big headed bastard had moved in front of your spot. So you climbed into Reiner's shoulders and screamed at the stage from your pretty impressive view.
Connie dared you to throw your bra on stage, but didn't actually think you'd do it. His face, and literally everyone around you, was priceless. In fact, you got a round of applause.
Hanje was video tapping about 90% of it, but they often drapped a hand around your shoulders and pulled you into the video, the two of you singing along to the musicians voice.
You and Levi held hands when a soft song came on, him pulling you into his chest at just the right note. You dipped your head into the chin, enjoying the soft thud of his heartbeat against the deep bass of the speakers. It was nice.
You face timed Bertolt, who unfortunately couldn't attend because he had "work". He enjoyed the concert better from that angle anyways.
You and Historia took a ton of pictures! So many! Some weren't even in focus! But you two didn't care!
Marco grabbed his phone light every chance he got and kept accidentally flashing it in people's eyes. He got you like seven times.
Erwin kept complaining that it was too loud, but you literally saw him full on do the sprinkler because he was vibing so hard.
You and Mikasa went to the bathroom together, and you forced her to take a picture with you. You also got lost on the way back but Mikasa helped guide you back. What would you do without her?
When you returned you ran into ymir and Historia dancing together, laughing and giggling. Damn them and their happiness.
After the show you and Armin went and met the people you watched and got a picture with them. They kept referring to Armin as your boyfriend so in the photo he looks like a tomato. He swore you to secrecy.
On the way back to the apartment you switched riders with Hanje so that she could take Eren home and you could just take Annie back to the apartment you shared. The whole way back you just let loose in the car. Annie could be very loud when with people she trusts entirely.
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Y/n flirts with the AOT gang
Unfortunately for you y/n you're not the sad drunk, clumsy drunk, dancer drunk, you're the flirty drunk. I guess there are worse things, though. These are the times when drunk you has flirted with your friends and their reactions.
One time you got blasted at a work party and Eren had to come drive you home. He was shocked at first, but he truly does care about you and is also the most oblivious person ever so he was just like "okay."
Annie was super confused at first, but she actually really liked the attention. She'd never admit that to you though. So she just kinda bumped shoulders with you and almost knocked you down, had she not caught you.
Jean actually almost shit himself your flirting flustered him so bad. But he realized that you were drunk and immediately lifted you up and took you home.
Armin blushed, squeaked, and giggled. He knew you were drunk but he just couldn't help it. He helped you to bed and you fell asleep next to each other.
Sasha took you out to eat immediately after you said you wanted to go on a date with a hot babe like her, because she just needs one reason to go get something to munch on. It helped sober you up and when you puked she held your hair. Besties.
You did have a line though and you never actually flirted with Historia or Ymir but Ymir always took videos of you drunk and Historia always made sure to help you to bed. Those two were your constant watch dogs though when you were having fun.
Reiner "pretends" to go along with your flirting. He really just likes it because your hawt. "oh really? Tell me more about my eyes." He does however makes sure no one messes with you and always makes sure you get home safely.
When you get drunk around Mikasa the Ackerman always just pats you on the head. Sometimes though she makes fun of you.
Whenever you flirt with Connie hes also drunk so he flirts back. The two of you are the most chaotic drunk duo though and always end up breaking shit.
Erwin tells you to stop. "Stop that y/n, it's weird." But he's always blushing when he says that and he acts like a parent. "No, no more tequila!"
Hange will literally just have fun with drunk you. She'd vibe and even give you her glasses.
Marco would think it's really funny, but he'd stick with you for as long as he needs to to make sure you're okay and then he'll take you home.
Levi will look so annoyed and so done but he'll blush and wrap his fingers with yours. Much like Jean, he'll try to take you home as soon as possible. He gets jealous way too easily for this and often he'll stay the night with you.
Bertolt's brain literally melts. Reiner has to drag him away from you. You've broken the poor man.
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They walk in on you changing
Annie- She opened the door and come in without even paying attention, realized you were essentially naked when you squealed. She rolls her eyes, and mutters "look the door next time," but that's a mental image she'll be keeping for a while.
Armin- he doesn't even allow himself a second peak, immediately putting his hand over his eyes. "Oh! I'm so sorry y/n! I-i-yeah!" He practically runs out of there faster than lightening.
Bertolt- He freezes, and you have to push him out. His brain dies and he stands outside your door for several minutes still trying to process.
Connie- he doesn't even notice you, but when you yell at him he simply turns and farts at you.
Eren- "If you were changing why didn't you lock the door?"
Erwin- "I'm sorry I thought this was the bathroom. Did you get a new book shelf?"
Hanje- She comes in, sees that your changing and puts a hand over her eyes, continuing to tell you what she wanted.
Jean- he puts his hands on his hips and smiles, "you knew I was coming, didn't you?"
Levi- he doesn't really care and neither do you (nothing he hasn't seen before) but he doesn't make sure to shut the door and wrap you on the head. "you have a lock, brat, use it."
Marco- opens door. "Whoops." Closes door. "Sorry y/n!"
Mikasa- "hey y/n," just continues.
Sasha had half a donut in her mouth when she walked in on you and then immediately it fell from her mouth when she turned and saw your body. she blinked and quickly bent over, grabbing her donut and covered her eyes, but only partially.
Reiner- "Hey, y/n I- Woah! Nice ra-" you effectively cut him off by throwing a shoe at his face.
Historia- "Oh! Sorry sweetie, you're so pretty, oh my goodness!"
Ymir- after storming in she proclaims, "Historia saw you naked, I have to kill you now."
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They find you crying
We all have those days, and this is when they find you having one.
Ymir found you in the your bedroom, completely bundled in blankets with the lights shut off. She notices that you've been crying because your sniffing loudly, but says nothing about it. "Hey, Y/n, do you have the wifi password?"
She'd leave, but tell Historia, knowing Historia is better suited to check on and deal with helping you. Historia will walk in and raise her hands, in an open hug. You'll wordlessly scootch over and allow her to slide in beside you and gently pull you into her grasp.
Sasha heard you crying and grabbed her comfort snacks, a blanket, and the puppy. All of which she carried into your bedroom. The two of you would sit, eat, and watch some comfort shows. "it's the best medicine!"
Reiner saw your car parked outside the apartments and thought he'd knock on your car window. When he got up to your window though, he noticed the tears that were streaking down your face. He'd immediately climb into the other side of the car, hopping into the passenger seat. You're shocked, having not even noticed him hanging outside your car to begin with. "Uh, Reiner?" "So," he buckles up. "Who did it?"
Mikasa could hear you crying when she was up late at night, (your door had been open a crack.) So she grabbed some ice cream and two spoons, and wordlessly walked into your room. She said nothing and didn't press you for information, and the two of you shared Sasha's favorite ice cream.
Marco witnessed you go full on break down mode after a ROUGH day and immediately gave you the greatest pep talk known to man. You were so amazed at his genuinely kind words you stopped crying, but Marco had become so touched that he had started.
You had actually went to Levi's apartment, and sat with him. He made you tea and listened silently as you told him about what had happened and how sad you felt. He didn't press any advice on you or dry your tears with grandiose words, but he genuinely listened and acknowledged your feelings. Then you cuddled, and it was more than enough.
Jean said something flirty to you and for one reason or another it set you off and tears were aflowing. At first he panicked because he thought he made you cry. When he realized it wasn't him, he gently brought you into him and held you as you cried into his shirt. Finally you looked up at him and he wiggled his eyebrows mischievously, "Would sex make you feel better?"
You called Hanje and told what happened after a particularly rough day, so she and moblit went and grabbed you some takeout and spent the day with you. They even took you to egg the offenders house. Revenge is sweet.
Erwin thought you were sick, so he left after finding you crying in your room, bought you soup, made it and just acted like you were sick. You didn't have the heart to tell him the truth.
Eren saw you crying and then flicked you in the head and promptly left. You were stunned, but also found it funny and confusing, so you stopped crying.
Connie facetimed you and by the end you weren't crying because you were sad, but because Connie's really fucking stupid.
Bertolt noticed you were in your room for a while so he checked on you. He gave you a hug and then asked you very nicely to "stop crying."
Armin literally sat his ass down and stayed with you until the two of you fell asleep. He's a top tier friend who cares deeply about your emotional health so he does everything he can to sort you out. He holds your hand, nods, listens, gives you advice, and agrees with you.
Annie calls you a crybaby but she sits down beside you none the less. She doesn't press nor did she speak. But she wants you to know that's she's here in her own special Annie way.
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Helloooo, can you do headcanons on Dazai having a strong S/O (ability wise) like nearly as strong as Chuuya? Cause isn't he a literal God lol. Thank you :]
Hewo! I had a lot of fun writing this...it almost turned out to be a oneshot :p , but dw, I managed to turn it into hcs :D
Here u go~
Thunderstruck⚡
Dazai x gn!reader
Reader has a strong ability...like, rlly cool 😎 it's my dream ability
This man is head over heels.
He loves how you scream over a cockroach but can rip people to shreds at the same time.
Since you didn’t mention any specific ability, I have gone ahead and given you a lightning ability.
Arahabaki is the god of calamity, that combined with Chuuya.
Raijin is the God of lightening. Your ability is pretty similar to His powers.
You can control the place, time and method of a lightning strike. You can also produce it on the spot and shoot it from your hands...kinda like Palpatine.
Your eyes turn arctic blue, with your hair flowing around you. You look like a literal Goddess/God.
He was mesmerised when he witnessed it in action for the first time.
You and Dazai were walking through Yokohama, observing the internal beauty of the city via small lanes and random alleyways.
Hand-in-hand, you two were chatting about how Dazai hadn’t tried the Napolitana pasta yet, despite living in a city that was rumoured to have invented the dish.
That’s when Dazai pulled you around a random corner and shielded you from the view of the road you two were originally walking on.
You knew better than to speak at such a moment and decided to observe and try to pick any signs of being followed.
Sure enough, you could hear faint footsteps come to a stop right at the corner, you two still being shielded by the corner. You both waited with bated breath, and after a while, the person went away.
Relieved, you were about to walk out of your hiding place, when a barrel placed itself on your head from behind. Your eyes widened and you froze in place. Dazai noticed the unknown presence and looked behind only to find you being held a hostage.
“Long time, Mr. Executive!”, the man holding you hostage said as he grinned at Dazai.
“Aren’t you supposed to be in prison, Ito san?”, Dazai said, offering him his own smile.
You could easily read through his façade. The smile was only a mask, covering his panic and fear. You had no experience in fighting, and Dazai was no match for this man. He had fought him earlier, but that was when he had Chuuya by his side. Dazai can come up with a spectacular and manipulative plan, and Chuuya, or his current ada partner, Kunikida, can execute it, considering their brawn. He was the brains, and his partners had always been the brawn. He can fight the occasional criminal, but Ito was a feared enemy of the mafia, who was both mentally and physically strong. He had always assumed that the mafia had caught him, and sent him to jail, thanks to the mafias feared double black, but apparently, he had gotten away, or had found a way to break out of prison.
“prison isn’t a place for a man like me; you of all people know that. So, I left! Decided to say hello to an old friend, now that I’m back.”
He moved his gun from your head, dragging it down to your chin.
“Turns out, my visit might actually kill two birds with one stone.”
Understanding the hidden meaning behind his words, Dazai tensed up. He couldn’t let him hurt you. He had to get you out f here. But how is he going to do that? There is no way out of this without either of you getting hurt. He must protect you, but what must he do?
You chuckled.
“Something funny, pretty thing?”
“Actually, yes.”, you say, “Do you know who you’re threatening?”, you smirk, your tone dangerously low and intimidating.
“You’re playing a dangerous game; Ito-san, wasn’t it?”
The man grabbed your chin, turning you to face him.
“I was going to let you go, but I suppose your naivety deserves a bullet to the head!”
You smiled, activating your ability.
A sudden jolt of electricity travelled into his body. Yelping, he let go of you. Using this window of opportunity, you kicked the gun out of his hand and pushed yourself away from him. Dazai quickly grabbed your arm, pulling you away from the man, and out of the alley. His main intention was to get you away from here. Away from danger. He hadn’t understood what had just happened, but he decided that right now, running was the best course of action.
You two turned multiple corners, crossed many junctions, and ended up at an open field. Beyond the field, a few blocks away, was a metro station. You two could head to safety from there. All you had to do was cross this abandoned field and get in the metro.
Multiple men, clad in a uniform of sorts, emerged from the shadows, circling you both.
“Thought you could run away, did you?”, Ito stepped into the circle, a proud smirk on his face.
“You will face the consequences for destroying my gang. We never broke apart, you see. All of us are back. And we will take over the mafia, defeat the ada, and control this city.”
“Good luck with that.”, you say as you let go of Dazai’s hand, ignoring his warnings to stay back. Kinda like that scene with odasaku :')
You spread your arms wide, activating your ability. Bolts of lightning shot out from your fingers, hitting a few of the men, dropping them to the ground.
The men had no time to react as you swiftly raised yourself off the ground, hovering over them, and unleashed your signature move, striking them with a large bolt of lightning from the sky.
The head of the group, Ito, activated his own ability, the ability to control metal. Multiple guns aimed themselves at you and began shooting.
You created a shield around yourself, effectively blocking the hundreds of bullets.
Meanwhile, Dazai sneaked behind the others, incapacitating them.
You continued to fight Ito, blocking his attacks, and sending a couple bolts his way, while simultaneously attacking the others. The field was a mix of bullets, sharp scraps of metal, and bolts of electricity.
At the end, Dazai sneaked up behind Ito, nullifying his ability, and knocking him out.
To say that he was surprised would be an understatement.
He had heard of an ability that controlled lightning, but this was his first time witnessing it in action.
'Heaven's Fury' was the name of your dangerous ability.
He thought it suited you very well..
You are calm and composed, but when angered, you can unleash madness upon your enemies.
You were always so elegant, and seeing you like this, using your powers and fighting atleast 20 people at once, he couldn't help but admire your majestic beauty.
Your ability gives me 'They tell me I'm a God, I'm lost in the façade, Six feet off the ground' vibes.
Dazai agrees with my opinion.
You look like a deity.
He liked the idea of protecting you, yes, but he found it so hot that you could protect yourself.
Hell, he now knows that you can not only protect yourself, but also take out an entire city on your own.
He would be much at peace now, knowing that he doesn’t quite have to worry so much about any past enemy of his taking revenge. You were stronger than almost all his enemies.
Will praise you, 24/7. He wouldn’t stop talking about it.
He wonders why you didn’t tell him, and you merely shrugged saying that he never asked.
He would brag about you to all his friends(ada members)
He would never tell anyone other than the ada members, though, as he doesn’t want anybody to do some research and find out a way to defeat you.
He prefers it to be an element of surprise and catch the enemies off-guard.
Loves watching the shocked and scared faces of those that decide to wrong you, leading to you using your formidable ability on them.
If you aren’t a part of the ada, he would definitely think that you’d be a great addition to the organization.
He would never ask you join, though. He wants you to be as safe as possible. It doesn’t matter whether or not you have a strong ability, he just wants you out of harm’s way.
Besides, using your ability can take a toll on your health too.
He just wants to see you happy and safe.
If you decide to join the ada, he will try to talk you out of it.
If you’re absolutely sure of your decision, he wouldn’t stop you.
Instead, he will accompany you on all your missions, and will ask Atsushi to come along too.
He is aware that you are extremely strong and don’t need anyone, but he will constantly worry about you, which is why he accompanies you.
Don’t get him wrong, he really loves you and trusts you, but he is just so worried.
So, don’t oppose him when he joins you, please. Poor baby is just really concerned for your health.
Will call up Chuuya and brag about you to him.
“My Belladonna is much stronger than you, chibi-kun ;p”
If you’re taller than Chuuya, Dazai will tease the hell out of poor hat man.
He'll be like,"LOL shorty XD. My s/o is both taller and stronger than you!!"
If you're not taller, it will still be hell for poor wine boy.
"I can't believe that you're weaker than my s/o! They're so much better than you, LOL"
"Shut up, bastard!"
"Pathetic chuuya.. You literally have a God inside you, and you're still weaker! LMAO"
I feel bad for chu chu :(
But, oh well, that's just them, ig :)
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i loved your ballerina hcs, and i was wondering if you’d do a figure skating s/o with the same boys 👉🏻👈🏻
figure skating girlfriend w/ suna, lev, and akaashi
a/n: i did two ballerina hcs, so i wasn’t sure which boys you wanted so i did the boys from the latest ballerina hcs i posted (also i don’t know jack shit about figure skating so bear with me fdjaf)
— s. rintarou
i could honestly see him begging to pick out your music for your free skate
it would either range from his favorite obscure “underground” pop-indie band that isn’t really fit for figure skating to anime openings
he deadass made a whole playlist full of songs you would never skate to
he doesn’t know the differences between the different jumps besides the axel (and honestly neither can i lmao)
like whenever you would talk to him about how you keep messing up your jump combo, he’ll just nod like he understands lmao
“yeah, i have to go from an axel, double toe loop, to a double salchow.” (idk if this is accurate i’m talking out of my ass rn)
suna: i like your funny words magic man 😀
he sometimes stops by during your practice, but only if you’re at a public skating rink where he could watch you from the sidelines
he would come by often especially since your rehearsal lasts longer than his volleyball practices to the point that your coach and your other figure skating friends were familiar with your boyfriend
granted, suna did show his playlist to your coach and you’ve never been more embarrassed
when you and suna first started dating, your first date was actually at a skating rink
it was actually his choice to go just so he could somehow manage to impress you with his mediocre skating skills to which were not that bad
you even started teaching him basic figure skating moves
mans can do a killer besti squat and says he’s “channeling his inner yuzuru hanyu”
will definitely be the loudest guy cheering for you there
— h. lev
he would definitely binge watch all your competition performances cause he’s such a big fan of you
whenever you get your new competition dress, just know lev would be one of the first ones to see you try it on
he would ask for you to try it on for him and gush about how pretty you look, especially once you’re on the ice
he’s definitely one those guys who watch the olympics and criticize how a competitor under rotated a double salchow or something despite barely being able to skate himself
but it’s mostly just to tease you since he mainly watches it with you
he often jokes how he should start figure skating just so you and him can become a team (this is honestly just his excuse to throw your ass around lmao)
you’re literally his biggest flex
he loves talking about his cool figure skating gf and often embellishes the truth that you’re going to be part of the next winter olympics
“what?” lev exclaims, “you can’t do backflips during competitions? that’s lame.”
he thinks the point criteria is kinda messed up as well, but then again, what does he know
i can totally see him holding up two cameras to film you during your free skate just so he doesn’t miss anything
he’d probably sit away from your family just to get two different angles lmao
the next time you two went on an ice skating date, he asked you to teach him the different jumps
he’s decent at a beginner toe loop, but almost crashed into a group of middle schoolers when he attempted a lutz
lev would never miss a competition of yours even if he has his own game, he’ll come late either way
— a. keiji
he’s your #1 supplier of kt tape
he’s also your #1 hypeman (bokuto is a really close second)
akaashi doesn’t know a lot about figure skating but he does know how amazing you are at your sport
he tries his best to understand the basic rundown of everything, especially since you tend to overthink a lot of your routines and competition scores so knowing at least the basic rules and point system could help him calm you down or at least comfort you
“so what if you fell? what matters is that you got up immediately and continued.”
will probably buy you ice cream to help you cheer up as well
akaashi always picks you up from practice as it becomes routine to go to the convenient store to get snacks before going to his house to do your homework together
it makes up for lost time since your schedules often get busy especially yours since the volleyball season only lasts a few months while figure skating is year round
he’s always making sure you’re ok whenever he picks you up from practice since he knows how strenuous skating is on your body
he’s also your #1 masseuse lmao
idk i feel he just likes spoiling you
will bring you the biggest bouquet of your favorite flowers after every competition
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Old Guard hc #56
Prompt number: 17 - “Give me a minute or an hour”
Fandom: The Old Guard
Rating: PG-13
Warnings/Tags: joe x nicky, fluff
AN: @flamingbluepanda encouraged me to write a Psych AU for this prompt
Joe cranes his neck to get a better look at the body. The puncture wounds are interesting, each one spaced at least four inches apart, all at differing angles, both in entrance and position meaning whatever killed this man wasn’t just a random attack. If they were closer, Joe would have thought they were bite marks and maybe they are, but the last time he checked, there were no animals in the ocean or on land with a bite-radius that large and teeth spaced that far apart. At least, there’s nothing alive today that has a 34-inch bite-radius.
“You getting something, Mr. Kaysani?” Chief Freeman asks.
Can it be? The bite marks are looking to be more of a match the longer he stares at them. “I’m…getting something,” Joe says, snatching the yellow pad and a pen from Andy and ignoring the small huff of irritation she lets out.
He starts with a brief outline, it’s been a while since he’s drawn one of these and he has to use small strokes to get the head right.
“Wait, I think this is a boating accident,” Andy says, and Joe briefly looks up to see her point at the body. “Head trauma from…from falling off the boat. Hit a motor maybe?”
The eyes are tricky. Should they be looking straight or at the viewer? Joe decides the viewer for a more startling effect.
“The wounds on his back, they were caused by a…by an industrial crab trap. Yes, a crab trap. Or a whale. A lonely whale that got lost from its pod and traveled East, West. Saw our floating guy from below, thought it was a seal and…you know, had a little chomp.”
The teeth are definitely not his best work. The teeth to mouth ratio are way off and they’re definitely not as uniform in real life like he drew them. It’ll have to do for now. He adds a little shading to the drawing, giving it a more realistic appearance.
“A whale?” Booker slowly asks, when it seems like Andy is finally done with her explanation.
“What’s your guy got?” Nicky immediately shoots back, coming to his partner’s defense.
Joe can practically hear Booker’s smug look, “Watch and learn, Genova. Watch and learn.”
“Alright Kaysani, show me what you got,” Chief Freeman says.
Joe blows on paper and holds the pad to his chest, hiding his drawing from a peaking Andy. “First of all, I would like to say that this is not my best work. It’s a very rough sketch, the shading isn’t finished, the torso is a little plump and the teeth are…they’re not completely accurate. If I had more time, I would’ve definitely given them more shape, more individual characteristics. If I had my druthers, I'd have done this in charcoal.” Booker gives him an understanding nod and Joe would high-five him if he was standing right next to him, “You know what I’m talking about! Almost nothing beats a good charcoal drawing-“
“Mr. Kaysani!” Chief Freeman interrupts, crossing her arms and tapping her feet. “The verdict?”
Joe dips his head in apology, “Yes! Look, the key was in the puncture wounds,” Joe says, using his pen to point at said wounds. “They’re very unique puncture wounds. So unique in fact, that I was able to draw a semi-accurate profile of our attacker.” Chief Freeman gives him the look that says ‘Well? Get on with it’ and Joe turns the pad around and smirks at Andy.
Both Andy and Chief Freeman do a double-take and lean forward to get a better look. He resists the urge to flinch. It’s really not his best work and it shows. After a second of intense scrutiny, Chief Freeman shakes her head with a slight scoff and stalks off.
“Chief? Where are you going?” Joe calls out, still holding his drawing up. The culprit is right here! Well, not here here but here on paper. She’s halfway up the beach already and doesn’t even turn around to acknowledge he spoke. Great.
“Nice work, Kaysani,” Andy says, snatching her pen and pad back, a pleased look on her face, and runs to catch up to the Chief.
“A dinosaur?” Booker asks, mouth downturned, fingers working the buttons in his sleeves to roll them back down to a more professional length. No, we were supposed to get fish tacos after this. “Jesus, Joe. You couldn’t have shot for something in the last million years?”
Joe places his hands on his friend’s chest and steps in his way, “Give me a minute, or an hour to prove it was a Tyrannosaurus rex.” Booker shakes his head, the disappointed look doing funny things to Joe’s stomach, pats Joe on the shoulder, and steps around him to leave.
Great, just great. Even his best friend didn’t believe him. Joe rubs his temples, he can feel a faint throb and he hopes that it’s just a regular throb and not a foreshadow for a migraine.
“I thought the drawing was pretty good.”
Joe drops his hand and turns around. Nicky has that faint smile on his lips that Joe’s still trying to figure out if it means he likes Joe or likes likes Joe. He’s already made it obvious on multiple occasions how he feels about Nicky.
With Nicky’s looking at him like that, it’s so easy to smile. “Thanks!” And because no one else is here to witness his humiliation, he makes his smile a little more flirty. “You know, I can always use a live model.”
Nicky cocks an eyebrow at him, the faint smile still there, maybe even a little wider if Joe’s not delusional. “I’m going to go calm Andy.”
“Don’t die, I’d hate to miss your pretty face.” A light blush creeps up Nicky’s neck as he nods and jogs back up the beach.
Joe doesn’t stare at Nicky’s ass. He doesn’t, because that would be rude and Nicky is more than a beautiful body.
It’s a good thing the only witness is a dead body.
Joe turns back to the dead body. “Definitely not a boating accident.”
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Joe slumps against the growing mound of dirt. He’s exhausted. He feels like he completed an Iron Man and climbed Mount Everest twenty times. Who knew being shot at could be so draining? To make matters worse, the throb from this morning was a foreshadow. His eyeballs are going to explode any second now with how strong his head is pounding. He digs his knuckle into the valley between his eyes until it hurts, it’s a different hurt than the one going on behind his eyes though, that it feels strangely good.
Joe sighs, at least one good thing happened today; he was right about the body. It’s a real shame he doesn’t have ‘Use a 20-year-old Tyrannosaurus rex model built by a 9-year-old Booker to solve a murder case’ on his bingo card. He would’ve been the only one to mark it down.
A bottle of water is placed on his lap and Joe opens his eyes, a ‘thanks, Booker’ on his tongue. Except, it’s not Booker standing above him, it’s Nicky.
Joe musters up the best smile he can despite feeling like death has crawled its way inside him through his eyes. “What are you doing here?”
“Your head’s been hurting all day,” Nicky says, crouching down, a small frown on his face. He pulls two packets out of his pocket and holds them out to Joe. One’s red and the other’s green. “I didn’t know if it was a regular headache or a migraine, so, I got both.”
Joe stares at the two packets. Nicky bought him medicine. Nicky saw that he was hurting and brought him something to feel better. Joe swallows the lump in his throat, reaches out for the red packet. “Thank you,” Joe says, brushing his fingers with Nicky’s.
The corners of Nicky’s lips tick upwards, “No problem.”
Joe tears the packet open and dumps both pills in his hands before tossing them into his mouth. Nicky has the bottle of water open and held out for him and Joe takes it with a grateful nod. Even though he swallows the pills on the first gulp, he finishes the whole bottle. Only when he’s done, does he remember that Booker might want some too.
“I gave him a bottle too,” Nicky says and that’s a sign, right? That has to be a sign of how amazing they would be together. “The pharmacist said those pills should work in 15 minutes.” Joe nods, he’s intimately familiar with the wonders of Excedrin. He would’ve taken one around lunch if they hadn’t been following another lead at the time.
“Thank you,” Joe repeats, closing his eyes again even though he wants nothing more than to stare into Nicky’s gorgeous blue eyes. He hears and then feels Nicky settle beside him, no doubt getting his suit all dirty, and he’s doing that for Joe.
“Is there anything else I can do?”
Joe shakes his head, “You’ve helped a lot already. We just have to wait now.” Joe resumes his earlier ministrations, digging into that spot that hurt but was a better hurt than the one inside.
Cold fingers slide over his own, “Don’t press too hard, you’ll hurt yourself,” Nicky chides.
Joe grabs Nicky’s wrist and guides those cold fingers until they’re covering his eyes. Relief instantly hits and Joe presses those cold fingers harder against his eyes.
“Should’ve gotten an ice pack,” Nicky mutters to himself.
“S’fine, your hands are working.”
They sit in silence as they wait for the pills to kick in. Every few minutes, Nicky switches hands and Joe doesn’t even have to hold his wrist anymore. He knows how hard to press and it’s nice. It’s really nice. He can almost ignore Booker digging in the background and the occasional splash of dirt that rains down on both of them.
“Never thought my poor circulation would come in handy,” Nicky jokes when the migraine finally subsides.
Joe grins and reaches out to press a kiss to both palms. “They were lovely.”
“Please tell me I’m not going to have to listen to you two flirt the entire night,” Booker calls out from the hole. “I don’t want you two ruining my discovery.”
Excuse me?
“Your discovery?” Joe asks, crawling over the mound to look down at Booker. He’s made an impressive amount of progress. Probably only six more feet before they hit the skull.
Booker stabs the shovel into the dirt, both of his hands coming up to rest on his waist. “I’m digging, so yes, my discovery.”
Joe makes an outraged sound, “I found the right hole!”
“It wasn’t a hole! I’m making it a hole!” To prove his point, Booker picks up the shovel and tosses the next scoop at Joe.
Joe should’ve seen that one coming.
“Alright, I’m going to go home. Have fun digging, boys,” Nicky says and when Joe turns around, he’s brushing dirt off himself. “I’ll see you later?”
Joe nods his head probably a little too enthusiastically, “Definitely. Thank you again for the pills. I’d still be dying if you hadn’t have come back.”
Nicky smiles, the small one, and one day Joe’s going to see if he can get him to grin ear-to-ear, lips stretched so wide his cheeks will hurt. But not today. Today, he’s going to make history by being the first Psychic Paleontologist.
Nicky dips his head again and yeah, Joe hates to see him go but he sure as hell loves to watch him leave.
That ass is definitely better than a charcoal drawing.
A new spray of dirt rains down on him and that’s it.
It’s a shame no one is there to hear Booker’s loud yelp as Joe tackles him to the floor. Oh well, it’ll live rent-free in Joe’s mind forever.
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Hi! I hope you're having a good weekend so far!! ❤💖 I was just wondering what you think some of the UA teachers weird hidden talents would be! (Maybe just Toshinori, Aizawa and Hizashi if it's more convenient) Also I saw in your info that you're vegan, and I am too! We can swap recipes if you'd ever like some ideas!
OO omg I really liked this ask thanks for sending it in! I love funny useless talents so I did some extras because they are super fun to write! Also, ur pfp is so cute and funny and aw I’d def love to swap recipes sometime thank you!! Hc’s Under the cut! (lightly based off my friend group and our weird useless talents hehe)
Toshinori- He’s really good at checkers, the only person who can ever beat him is Nezu (and he said it was actually sort of a challenge), no one knows where this talent came from, it seems like one of the last things he’d be good at but he is, he’s even beaten Aizawa before. He’ll let you think you’re winning in the first half and then come through with some insane like quadruple jump, and beat you within 3-4 moves. Sometimes he’ll visit the students in their dorms and they all ask him to play every time. He likes playing Ochaco the most, she’s always so impressed with him winning so quickly that she doesn’t even notice all their matches play out exactly the same way every time. All that being said, he doesn’t really like chess and he’s not very good at it either. Once, Todoroki invited him to play a match, he knew he would lose so about five moves from his clear loss he started bouncing his legs to shake the table, said ‘oh no I think we’re getting an earthquake!’ and flipped the whole thing over. It was one of the first times he’s really seen Todoroki laugh let alone be the cause of it, and it’s in his top 5 proudest teacher moments. Hizashi- He is Super double-jointed, uses it to gross Aizawa and Nemuri out all the time, it really makes Toshinori squirm the worst though. It’s in his elbows, shoulders, all of it, he’s just a twisty man. He can even do that weird thing where you just bend the tips of your fingers (Cementoss hates that most of all). He can also roll his tongue in all sorts of weird ways, if everyone is in the teachers’ lounge and no one pays attention to him for long enough he’ll contort into some weird shape that makes poor Toshinori so queasy he has to go for a walk. One time Bakugou and Denki walked in on him trying to gross out Aizawa and while Denki freaked out and fully thought Mic was possessed by a poltergeist or something, Bakugou had thought the two had gotten in some sort of fight that resulted in Aizawa breaking like half his English teacher’s bones. Bakugou for some unknown reason got very offended on Mic’s behalf and challenged Aizawa to a fight. Mic is still incredibly honored at how willing Katsuki was to take Eraser on for him.
Aizawa- He can juggle, no one knows when, where, or how he learned but he’s insanely good at it. Like I’m talking 6-10 irregularly shaped objects while balancing on a rolly chair kind of good. He only did that once though, and he’ll never do it again. The only person who saw was Hizashi, he challenged Aizawa to it on his birthday while they were alone in the lounge and begged Aizawa to do it as his present, eventually, Aizawa relented and told him not to expect an actual gift from him (he still got two one). Hizashi told everyone about it and the staff is split 50/50 if they believe him or not. His only regret is not taking a photo. Sometimes Nemuri will leave 3-4 round objects on or around his workspace to see if he’ll start juggling them if he gets bored or fidgety. Aizawa notices and starts to yell at everyone, ‘do I look like a circus monkey to you?? I’m not here for your entertainment. Go read a book or something.’ Though it’s good for impressing kids (ie: Eri and Hitoshi). The only 1-A student to witness it so far is Kirishima and it was, in fact, to cheer him up (but Aizawa will never admit that).
Nemuri- She’s amazing at Pig Latin and those other gibberish languages (Pigeon confuses people the most and it’s her favorite). The only people on the staff who understand her are Hizashi and Nezu and she had to spend hours teaching it to Hizashi. To say it pisses Hound Dog off when they do it would be the understatement of the year. The first time they did it in front of Toshinori he thought Nemuri was having a stroke and he called recovery girl. They’re using it one day in the halls and Mina runs over and joins their conversation perfectly. Denki also thought she was having some sort of stroke. Sometimes to piss the other students off Hizashi and Nemuri will give her some answers to classwork in pigeon and tell the other students it pays to be multilingual and they should try it sometime. Bakugou learns it because he’s pissed off, but won’t talk because he thinks it sounds stupid. Both Mina and Nemuri have explained it to Denki about 400 times but he can’t even understand them when they talk slow. Hizashi taught Iida because he thought it would be funny (he was right). Aizawa hates them for this.
Sekijiro Kan (Vlad King)- Can stick so many metal spoons on his face. It just started with one, on his nose. He and Aizawa were bored one year at the summer training camp grading some work. He thought he’d just stick one on his nose for the sake of getting a chuckle and scoff out of Aizawa, this was before security got so tight and so the other pro’s made appearances too. Hizashi walked by, seemingly tired and uninterested, but then returned with a pile of spoons. The got all the way up to 10 once. (He fell asleep on a bus ride once and 1-B claims to have broken the record with 11 but there is no photo evidence of this “How didn’t you wake up?? We were being so loud!” “I dunno Kendo I guess I’m just a really deep sleeper.” He totally woke up but they seemed like they were having fun so he pretended to stay asleep so they could keep going. )
Ryo Inui (Hound Dog)- He can roller skate, don’t ask when, where or why he learned, he won’t tell you. He’s very good at it though.
#aizawa shouta#hizashi yamada#yagi toshinori#kan sekijirou#nemuri kayama#ryo inui#bnha hcs#aizawa shouta hc#hizashi yamada hc#yagi toshinori hc#present mic#eraser head#all might#bnha#bnha request
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I had written so much and then i fucking lost it all nooooooooooo.
Welp, gotta rewrite it. Here are my sibs, be warned, there’s a lot here. Also, apologies for subjecting you to my handwriting.
Morning star (eldest, top left)
Mid-late twenties
Likes historical weaponry and combat. she ‘s a big nerd, who used to larp and enjoys things like tabletop and renaissance fairs and fantasy stuff (she also sort of inspired a dnd hobby in flash)
Amputee
She has adhd (they all do) which was inherited from their dad.
She likes jazz
She was in the air force for a while doing mechanics and maintenance. She ended up losing an arm and a leg in an engine accident due to someone else’s neglect of procedure. She got a medical discharge and ended up not getting a lot of benefits she was kind of promised (cause ‘merica). She depends on vet aid for a lot of her expenses but it’s still not nearly enough (cause ‘merica), and she is bitter.
She used to be a huge social butterfly, very much the Prep/jock leader type. She’s more jaded and a lot more tired now, but she still very much likes people when she has the energy.
She likes making morbid jokes. Her: “Damn that sounds like it’ll cost you an arm and a leg,” Everyone: *sweating*. She lives for their discomfort.
She still lives with her family for convenience, and now a days she’s doing college online.
Tol lady
Frizzy hair
V protective
Militant march (second oldest, top right.)
A year or two older than flash
I got his design from the scene in friendship games where the band comes on
Speaking of, Band Geek. he’s in percussion, he is percussion dad. He has extra sheet music and the freshmen are his kids
Also plays classical piano
He has inattentive type adhd, which he deals with by doubling down on organization.
His bullet journal is pristine. He has…so many sticky notes. So many. On his desk, on his door, stuck on the walls, covering the bathroom mirror, so many. He has a set of alarms, and he keeps a calendar.
Does like ~awarness~ exercises to deal with zoning out and getting lost in thought (which he does a lot)
He doesn’t want to deal with forgetting stuff he so just. Carries everything. Everywhere.
If you mess with his schedule he will panic. Please arrange hangouts with at least like, 3 days notice pls, he doesn’t do well with spontaneity
He’s a good student. He’s also good to his teachers, he brings in apples and coffee, he volunteers to help them retrieve things and with grading, and he’s generally very agreeable. He usually also establishes a relationship with them because he needs to communicate his needs when it comes to ADHD accommodations.
On the flip side, if a teacher ignores his disability accommodations or his county plan or is an asshole about it, he doesn’t tolerate it. He will lawyer on it, he will file with the school, he will go to admin and he will have you in litigation from your toes up to your teeth. God forbid you are a shitty sub.
Petty but like, quietly.
Whenever people get up to nonsense he’s just like: sips tea
Otherwise, he’s a soft boi. Accommodating, patient, and polite. Wears cable knit sweaters and polo shirts.
Uppercut (lower left, second youngest)
She boxes! She also wants to get into mma. Very scrappy gal
She’s in like, 7th or 8th grade
Despite her jockness, she still very much dresses femininely. She likes skater skirts and e-girl stuff.
Flash: “she’s my little sister and I love her. She’s also a demon from hell sent to kill me via stress attack,”
Mischievous. She likes to prank people, she likes to sass her brothers and she is a mythic troll to her family (and others)
Also pretty internet savvy. She’s on a lot of different forms and boards. She also uses VPNs, AdBlock, data protectors, and the like.
She likes making video edits and amvs.
She is a menace, and sometimes gets up to dangerous and/or questionable things, like trolling alt-right message boards or baiting people into saying creepy or incriminating stuff so she can report or blackmail them
She’s on reddit
G a m e r
She also floods bigoted tags with things like memes and fancams to clog them.
She has catfished people before. Usually incels and 4channers. She has some weird sense of vigilantism, and also finds it funny. It’s never anything serious (like having someone think they’re in a serious relationship) but she has gotten people to get her stuff like steam games b4.
Flash was not pleased when figured this out and he’s sort of constantly worried somethings going to happen. One time she did something that especially freaked him out and he got Microchip to install parental controls on her computer for like a month.
On the less worrying side of things, she runs fan blogs and likes tiktok. Normal fandom stuff.
Her room has colored LED lights.
I like to think flash give her the jacket he wore in the first 3 movies once he got his makeover.
Hyperactive adhd! She has a fidget spinner, but she only got one after it became “cringy”. She hyper focuses All The Time. Does the leg bounce, and gets a lot of energy out through her boxing. Her computer is super organized, her room is an absolute mess.
First base (youngest, bottom right.)
He’s like, 10-12.
Baeby. He baeby.
He’s the little colt in a couple of the cmc episodes, im pretty sure everyone decided he’s flash’s brother and so have i.
Combined type adhd. He is a very hyper boy. He’s constantly fidgeting or moving in his seat or dancing in place.
It would annoy his teachers if he weren’t so polite.
He plays baseball!
He also really likes flowers, especially yellow ones, and especially especially yellow roses, dandelions, and marigolds
He tucks dandelions into his shoelaces a lot.
He’s also very friendly and upbeat, as well as surprisingly emotionally mature. He’s very in touch with his feelings and very good at sensing how other people feel.
Plays ukelele, flash taught him. First painted flowers on it
He has this giant frizzy fluffy mass of hair, so he has some clips and barrettes he uses to keep it out of his face sometimes. He also sometimes wears headbands.
Yellow is his favorite color.
He dresses literally however he wants, including stuff like skirts. he‘s very fond of sweater dresses when it’s cold.
Him and flash are very close. Flash basically acts like he’s his momma, and he will extend that nurturing to First base’s close friends.
He’s also just an absolute magpie. He collects a ton of things from cool rocks to random shiny stuff to hairpins he finds. He always most have pockets for this reason. He also always has scrunches and hair ties on his wrist even though he doesn’t use them, in case anyone needs to borrow one.
Also keeps fun bandaids in case anyone needs one.
Did i mention he baeby? He baeby.
HOL Y FUCK
hi mum i love them all
you really went so in depth with them and i love it!! they’re so interesting to read abt and i love their designs!! i’m pretty sure most people took first base as flash’s younger brother sdjkfd but i’m glad i’m not the only one who hcs flash being one of the middle siblings!!
i love them sm and thanks for sharing them w me! 🥺
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I couldn’t find any rules to follow about requesting, so I hope this doesn’t break any boundaries. Can you do a scenario of deku, Bakugou, and shoto getting a message from a friend saying that they had found the boys s/o on a dating app under a different name? And when the three confront their s/o, they basically go “that’s my twin, bud.” And proceed to show pictures of the two together or FaceTime the twin or something to prove it?
I just wanna say that I really like this idea, seems pretty funny and hopefully I can make it seem that way ^0^ It kinda seems like this was formatted to be a poly relationship but I can’t tell for sure so… I’m gonna write them separate.
(Also, this will be the only request I do that has multiple characters for scenarios, this is because I failed to specify how many characters I would do for hcs and scenarios in my rules before this was sent in, so the fault is with me and I’m not gonna deny this request because of it)
Izuku, Bakugou and Shoto with an S/O who has an identical twin:
Izuku Midoriya:
You were surprised when the door to your room was pushed open in a rush and the figure that had pushed it open ran straight to you. You got so startled that you stumbled backwards but managed to catch yourself, staring at the person right in front of you.
“I-Izuku?! What are you doing here?” Your voice held just as much confusion as your question did. He looked at you for a brief moment before he looked away, but that gave you just enough of a chance to see some tears in his eyes. Shock and worry filled your body “Izuku what happened?!” You reached for one of his hands with both of yours, in hopes to get him to look at you.
When he did, your heart sped up and your worry doubled, you were stunned into silence at the sight. He looked like he might have been crying before coming to visit you, but there was no way of telling for sure because he seemed like he JUST started to cry. He took a breath before speaking.
“Is it true?” His voice cracked as he looked you straight in the eyes.
What? “Izuku… what are you talking about?” you stared back, with so much confusion. He pulled out his phone and pulled up a picture of you with someone else, a picture that showed you giving someone else a kiss on the cheek with a smile on your face. Or… at least that’s what he thought was you.
You stared at the phone for a few second longer before looking away to laugh. It was both funny and not at the same time, but you couldn’t stop the laughter that this situation caused. “What are you laughing about y/n?” You could hear the confusion is his voice, though it still held sadness.
“Izuku…. That’s not me” you responded after you got a hold of your laughs. “That’s my twin” You looked at him with a smile before pulling your phone out of your pocket. You swiped it open and searched for your siblings contact, pressing on the call button when you found it.
You smiled more once your sibling picked up and greeted you, asking what’s up. Sitting down on your bed you patted the spot next to you, encouraging Izuku to do the same. Once he sat down, you moved your phone so he could see your screen and once you did, you looked over at him to see his reaction. The only way to describe it pure shock.
“This is my twin Izuku, this is the one you saw in the photos you thought were me.” You couldn’t help but smile as he just stared at your phone in shock, until his face changed. He looked guilty. “I-Im sorry y/n” You were confused so you asked “What for?”
“For assuming that you would do something like that, I should have more trust in you, and so I apologize for thinking that was you” He bowed his head. You could’t help but giggle a bit “It’s alright! It’s my fault too for or not telling you about my twin, so I can understand why you thought it was me at first” As you looked down at your phone you could see your twin giving you a look of confusion, so you decided to tell your sibling what had happened. Afterward they just laughed at you for forgetting and apologized on your behalf.
That night you and Izuku spent the night together, watching a movie and cuddling under a blanket.
Bakugou Katsuki:
You nearly jumped out of your skin when your door flew open before stopping with a harsh thud. You were pretty sure you heard a crack or two when the door collided with the wall. When you looked over at your door you couldn’t see anything thanks to the smoke coming off of the door but that was enough of a clue as to who is was.
“Katsuki! Why couldn’t you just open the door! You didn’t need to blast it! Plus it’s late, think about the others!” You pouted as you the smoke cleared up, letting you get a good look at him. He seemed really agitated, his body moving with his heavy breaths and the scowl on his face gave that away. You grew a little nervous, you couldn’t think of anything that would make him this angry at the moment.
He moved towards you, his footsteps heavy and quick, he was on edge. He didn’t stop till he was directly in front of you, staring you straight in the eyes with a scowl still on his face.
“y/n, you’ve got some explaining to do” He growled out through clenched teeth, putting you on edge as well. What was he talking about?
“Katsuki… I don’t know what you’re talking about…” You stared at him in confusion. You could see a brief moment of pure hurt cross his features before its covered up by his anger and he pulls out his phone, scrolling, looking for something. Then his fingers stop and he looks at you before showing you a photo of you with someone else, holding hands as you and the other person pose for the selfie.
You stare at the photo in shock for a moment, before looking away. You wanted to laugh but didn’t want to make the situation worse, so you held back. You could hear Bakugou huff and shift his stance and looked back over to him. He looked away before asking “So, who is he?”
You opened your mouth to respond but couldn’t find the right words so you opted to showing him instead. You pulled out your phone and opened it. Out of your peripheral vision you swore you saw him flinch and look slightly down, enough to where his bangs could cover his face, showing only his frown. You frowned too. You decided to speak up while looking for the contact, “Kastuski, I promise you it’s not me” Once again you could see him scowl, his whole body trembling in anger.
“Who is it then?! You can’t say that’s not you in the damn picture!” You looked up after pressing the button on your phone, seeing the anger and slight hurt on his face, causing you to frown and look back down at your phone.
“I’d like you to say hi” You were talking at whoever was on your phone and before Bakugou could speak agian, you put the screen up to face him. He stopped whatever he was gonna say and stared in shock at the screen. You smiled a little at the reaction “Katsuki, this is my twin, the person you saw in the photo” You could hear your sibling speak up through the phone, introducing themselves.
After explaining the whole situation, Bakugou seemed to have calmed down and sat in silence after you said goodbye to your sibling and hung up. You looked over at him with a little worry before getting pulled into a hug, his arms holding you tight. You immediately hugged back, happy that he didn’t seem upset anymore.
“I’m sorry” It was quiet, but genuine and that brought a smile to your face.
“I’m sorry as too Katsuki, If i had introduced my twin to you before, this could have been avoided”
You two spent the rest of the night talking about how silly the situation was now that you both knew what happened and fell asleep in each others arms.
Todoroki Shoto:
The students could tell that something happened between you two but didn’t know what. Todoroki was avoiding you and it took a toll on your emotions for the entire day. You had no clue why he was avoiding you but it left you feeling empty and hurt. Did you do something to hurt him? Did you upset him in any way? You didn’t know but you wanted to find out.
So when night came around, you talked yourself into going to see him and not avoid him like he was doing with you, so you walked to his room. If you did something you had to at least know so you could avoid doing it again. But you couldn’t think of anything you’ve done that could have upset him. Standing in front of his door, you took a deep breath before knocking on the door, hoping that he would open it. Thankfully he did.
Looking up at him, you gave him a small smile telling him you needed to talk to him and asked if you could come in. He hesitated for a second before opening his door more and stepping to the side, letting you in. You thanked him and walked into the room, standing in the center before turning around to face him after he closed the door. Better to get this done and over with, you wanted to know why he was avoiding you and you weren’t going to leave the room till you found out why.
“Why are you avoiding me Shoto?” You continued to stare at him as he turned around and stood where he was, refusing to move. He stared at you with his blank expression, to the untrained eye it would look like he wasn’t interested in this conversation, but to you, his girlfriend, you could see the hurt and defeat that showed itself through his expression. He took in a small breath before asking “Who is he?”
Que your silence and confusion. “What are you talking about Shoto?” You held your breath as he exhaled through his nose and walked towards you. Pulling out his phone and opening it he pulled up a photo and once he got to you, he showed you it. The photo was of two people, you and some dude who had his arms wrapped around your waist with one of your hands over his and the other taking the photo of you two.
Oh. Oh that’s what this was about.
You couldn’t help but smile a little as you looked at your boyfriend “That’s not me Shoto” You smiled to yourself as you shook your head at how silly this situation was and how you could have avoided it. “What do you mean?” He questioned, genuinely confused.
“What I mean is, I’m an idiot for not telling you earlier” You pulled out your phone. “I guess it just slipped my mind since everyone around me knew” You could see a frown make it’s way onto his face, so everyone knew about this except him?
You had pulled up a contact on your phone and asked for a facetime with them. You looked over at Shoto to see hurt on his and quickly explained “Shoto, I have a twin, that’s who you saw in the photo” and right at that moment the person on the other line of the call, picked up and greeted you with a smile. Shoto looked shocked so you and your twin explained the situation and made sure that that your twin, was in fact, the one in the photo.
After the call ended you could tell that Shoto felt bad so you asked him to follow you to the kitchen, which he did. Once you got there you brought out all the items to make tea and before you could move to fill the kettle with water, a pair of arms wrapped themselves around your waist and a head rested on your shoulder. A soft “I’m sorry y/n” came from Todoroki and you smiled and put your hands over his. “It’s alright, I forgive you” You made sure he could hear that before moving your head over to his and giving his temple a soft kiss.
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I feel that these steadily got longer as I went on…. I’m sorry Izuku ;-; And I’m sorry this took so long to get to! I haven’t felt the motivation to write these past 2 days but I felt awful ignoring these so I am kicking myself to get them done.
Thank you so much for requesting anon! It means a lot to me and I hope that you enjoy this. Hopefully I didn’t write them too OOC and that these are actually believable ^^’
#bnha x reader#bnha imagines#bnha scenarios#mha x reader#izuku x reader#bakugou x reader#todoroki x reader#todoroki shoto x reader
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Superhero!Richie and Supervillain!Eddie HC
Author’s Notes: I came up with this idea for a fic, but I am not good at writing action, so if anyone is willing write this . . . you have my blessing. In fact i would be forever grateful. I was thinking of Eddie and Richie having a dynamic similar to Spiderman/Blackcat and Batman/Catwoman, except with two bros. I didn’t come up with their superhero/villain names cause I couldn’t decide on ones. So feel free to name them whatever you want. This is kinda long. Sorry?
Richie’s power set is pretty similar to spiderman (super strength, durability, agility, and speed) but, instead of having spiderwebs or spider-sense, he can produce a supersonic screech (like Black Canary). I think that would pair well with his trashmouth, so he can yell curse words with his supersonic voice.
He was born with his powers, but they didn’t activate/manifest until he was in his teens and had a traumatic event. For him it was when Wentworth had tried to hit him he screamed and discovered he had abilities.
After that is parents didn’t try to abuse him anymore, but they took it to the other extreme and just ignored him all together.
The day he and Bev graduated High School they packed up their shit and moved to New York together.
Bev was the only person, besides his parents, that knew about his abilities. It was actually her idea that Richie start using his power to fight crime.
Bev is a super tech genius bitch (think Barbra Gordon as Oracle) and makes tech for Richie and helps him while he’s out fighting crime. She can see and hear what Richie sees/hears through some goggles she made for him, so she helps him navigate and guides him.
They have been an active crime fighting team for about two years, but they have been keeping a pretty low profile and only defends their neighborhood. Most people aren’t aware of Richie (he’s kinda like an urban legend in his area.)
Eddie’s power set is similar to Black Cat (Super strength, speed, agility, able to leap to great heights and always lands on his feet.) The only difference is that he has a regenerative ability (like Wolverine) so it’s a play off of his “nine lives” and its ironic cause he’s still very much a hypochondriac.
Eddie got his powers through his mom. She was fucking nuts, and fed him real medication and ran experiments on him his entire life. He lived most of his youth as her guinea pig. One night an experiment goes wrong and he develops abilities. She also still emotionally and mentally abused and manipulated him.
As soon as he developed his powers, he used them to escape and run away with his best friends Ben and Mike to NYC. (Coincidentally to Richie’s neighborhood.)
They had already graduated high school, but still were not prepared when they went on the run. They had to resort to a life a burglary to sustain themselves and afford a place to stay. They have a very strict moral code: never hurt anyone, and never steal from the poor or small businesses.
Ben and Mike (now his roommates) play similar roles as Bev. Ben uses his love of architecture to help Eddie plan his heists and is also in his ear/eyes to help him navigate. Mike makes all of Eddie’s tech and trains him in martial arts.
Their first encounter: Eddie was in the middle of a bank heist and accidentally triggered the silent alarm.
Bev picked up on the signal and immediately sent Richie to investigate. As soon as they meet, Richie has an instant attraction and starts to flirt hard.
Bev is like “Okay, focus!!”
Eddie is like WTF? and they start their signature banter and bickering instead of fighting right away.
Ben is like “Okay, you need to get the fuck out of there now!” so Eddie tries to escape, but they are pretty equally matched in speed.
So they start to fight and are also pretty equally matched in strength, but Eddie has combat training and easily bests Richie.
He uses some wire that Mike created to tie up Richie and its made of some super strong metal, so he can’t get out.
Eddie is like “Okay well, it’s gonna look like I’m leaving, but its only cause I’m leaving. I wish I could say I had a good time, but you’re annoying as fuck.”
Richie “Wait, don’t I get a kiss goodbye?”
Eddie “Sorry, I don’t kiss on the first date!”
Richie “First date? Does that mean there’s gonna be a second date?”
Eddie “I sure as fuck hope not!” and with that he gets away.
Ben and Mike are teasing Eddie through their intercom thing and Eddie is like I do NOT like him. He’s annoying! but they know he’s lying.
After that Richie can’t stop thinking about Eddie and every night he goes out he hopes to run into him again.
He’s more shameless with his crush, but Bev is like “You CANNOT have a crush on him! He’s a criminal!”
Richie is conflicted.
Richie and Eddie, as their alter ego, soon start school and end up having some of the same classes at NYU. They don’t recognize each other without their masks on, obviously.
Eddie notices Richie right away and develops a huge crush!
Richie thinks Eddie is cute too, but his heart is with someone else.
Incase you haven’t caught on, Eddie likes pedestrian!Richie, but Richie likes supervillain!Eddie. OOH DRAMA!!!
Richie still flirts with Eddie in class, but doesn’t intend for it to go anywhere.
Eddie doesn’t know this though.
One night out on campus, Eddie is leaving one of his classes and gets attacked by some homophobe. Because of his moral code he doesn’t use his powers to fight back. He just takes it.
He knows it’s not really gonna do anything with his durability and regenerative powers anyways, but it still hurts him emotionally.
That’s when pedestrian!Richie is walking by and catches sight. He runs over and defends Eddie. The homophobe runs away.
Eddie has never had anyone (besides Ben and Mike) defend him and is super touched. He is officially in love.
Richie fells bad and offers to take Eddie out for dinner to cheer him up after getting attacked.
They hit it off and start to hangout outside of class.
Soon after both groups of friends start to hang out and become really good friends.
This is awkward because Eddie and Richie start to run into each other more as their alter egos.(Eddie keeps getting away though.) So they are all fighting each other at night, but also friends during the day. Its all super confusing cause Richie keeps falling harder for supervillain!Eddie and Eddie is falling harder for pedestrian!Richie.
Obviously Ben and Bev are also quickly hitting it off and start a relationship, which only further complicates things. They struggle with deciding whether or not to tell each other about their double lives.
Meanwhile there is a REAL supervillian who is Henry Bowers, but he goes by the name Pennywise. (During the day he looks like Henry, but at night he dresses up as Hennywise, ya feel me?)
His super powers are mind control and telepathy. He can also project illusions and he uses all those powers to make people worst fears come true.
He feed off of other people’s minds, (like Syler from Heroes).
He starts leaving dead people around the city with their brains missing or whatever...and he gets the attention of Richie.
Eddie, on the other hand, got Pennywise/Henry’s attention because of his regenerative abilities. Eddie was like an all you can eat buffet. He could constantly regenerate and feed Pennywise, so he sets out to kidnap him.
The night that Eddie and Richie discover each other’s secret identities is the night that Pennywise succeeds with his plan.
Richie is flirting with Eddie while they are fighting, and says “How do you pack so much rage into such a small body?”
Eddie is like “Funny that’s what a friend asked me once and he has a trashmouth just like you.”
And they freeze when they realize who they really are. Ben and Bev hear the whole thing and are also shocked and upset. (It’s like the Mistletoe scene in Batman Returns with Selina and Bruce)
Before they can say anything to Each other, Pennywise swoops in and takes Eddie.
Richie is like what the hell!?
Ben and Mike lose contact with Eddie, but still have a tracking device on his suit. They know where he is but the can’t do anything to help him, so they decide to ask Richie and Bev for help.
Bev is pissed though and says she is going to report them to the police and REFUSES to help.
Richie on the other hand is really conflicted. He realizes the person that has been in love with him is the same person he has been in love with this whole time. AND HES A CRIMINAL!
He decides to help and goes to rescue Eddie.
When he finds Eddie, he is a mess. Traumatized! He had been forced to live his biggest fears (his mom) and then had his brain/mind eaten over and over.
Richie’s (totally emotional and heartbroken seeing Eddie like this) cups eddie’s face and is like “Eddie look at me! Look at me Eddie!”
He helps Eddie snap out of it and together they defeat Pennywise.
Everything is a mess after that and they decide to take off their masks so they can see each other but also so Ben, Mike, and Bev can no longer spy on them.
They run off on their own for the night to try and figure things out.
Eddie explains his past and why he was stealing. He never wanted to, but had to. He says he wasn’t planning on doing it forever and was trying to get his life back together. That’s why he was going to school full time, and shit.
After seeing Eddie so scared of his mother under Pennywise’s influence, he believes him. He decides to not take Eddie in.
When they return Ben had already explained everything to Bev and they had come to the same conclusion.
They work everything out and become a huge crime fighting team.
Stan and Bill
Don’t think I forgot about these bitches.
They are a partner cops and are totally used as comedic relief. [Like Seth Rogan and Bill Hader in Superbad.]
They are constantly chasing after both Richie and Eddie, but never catch them.
They are also the ones that always discover the crime scenes that Pennywise leaves behind.
They are investigating the case.
But never get anywhere.
One night Eddie protects them from Pennywise.
Thats how Pennywise meets Eddie and learns about his regenerative ability.
That’s also how Stan and Bill realize Eddie isn’t a bad person.
They witness the huge fight with Pennywise, but don’t help. I mean what can they do?
By the end of it all they profess their love for each other and start dating.
They help Eddie and Richie cover their track and start working with them too.
The End, bitches. It turns out this is going to be the actual plot for Chapter 2. Andy brought me on to write and develop it for him. So when 2019 comes around ya’ll better have your laces glued gown cause we’re coming for your wigs.
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I GO FULL FUCKING LESBIAN
Not really. I’m not gay. But like, what the shit is happening in my life?
So, how can I even begin to recount the events of this recent Sunday? It started out pretty unassuming. I was eating with Dylan at the HC and he was like, “dude, we should drink tonight!” My initial reaction was a pretty resolute fuck no, but with persistence I gave him a “maybe.” Later on he informed me that Tori would be there. Lol. Jesus fuck. I guess I’ll go now, since this is now my life and now I have a crush on a fucking girl wha the FUCK. So I go. I am unsure as to whether Tori would like to kiss me or not. No clue. We start drinking. I keep running the same words through my head: “why the actual fuck am I so attracted to a GIRL?????” She’s literally so cute fuck me. Whatever. Anyway.
We keep on drinking. Tori and Dylan get drunk. I get semi drunk, but am trying to catch up. She is being flirty. Oh shit. I am being flirty too but I think it may be confused with me being fuckin weird. No clue. Yada yada. Somehow we get to a point where we are just openly talking about making out. Like, I asked her about the night at Dylan’s where I thought she might maybe perhaps perchance be coming onto me, and she confirmed it. We laughed about it.
At some point after walking our friend Drake back to his dorm, I was taking a video (because that’s the new thing that I do when I’m drunk), and she just fucking grabs my face and kisses me. I’m like, oh shit. I’m like, oh shit I liked that?? Oh shit do it again?? But I pull away cause I’m scared and new to this and she starts making fun of me being dead ass straight (but like in a nice funny way).
We get back to Dylan’s dorm. Somehow, and I really couldn’t tell ya how, we start kissing. Dylan is loving every second of it. He’s saying things like, “yas” and like “We can double date now! You two are going to go on gay dates! What if you two get married?” I am, understandably, very overwhelmed. Gay dates!??! Dates with a girl!?! Why does that sound like such a good idea?
Anyway, Dylan eventually falls asleep on his futon. Tori invites me to his top bunk. Sorry my sentences are so fragmented. I go to the top bunk. We start making the FUCK out. I can’t stop thinking: “what the fuck is even happening,” and I can’t bring myself to accept that I am enjoying it. Like, a lot. And I think it’s evident in the fact that I’m kissing down her neck and taking off her shirt and sucking on her chest and etc, etc, etc.
So we didn’t like scissor or something. I think she was trying to get in my pants for a sec, but I was way too scared for that. I kept laughing when I was kissing her, partially cause I couldn’t believe this was finally happening, and partially because of the entire situation in general. It was fun. I tried to make her laugh. Etc.
Anyway, I’ve never sucked on a nipple before besides my own mother’s, so that was exciting. A good amount of time passed, and it seemed like she wanted to drive me home or something, so I was like okay let’s go. On the walk out to this bitch’s car, she holds my fucking hand. First of all, I hate my hands and they feel weird so I was insecure. Second of all, HAND HOLDING? Hand holding is fucking SENSUAL. IT’S ROMANTIC. Isn’t it?
She keeps saying things like, “I’m going to take you on a gay-ass date soon. Tomorrow. This weekend.” She keeps telling me she wants to date me and then like take me home and hook the fuck up. I’m like, yes. Yes. I want this. I never thought I would want this, and suddenly I want it with Tori. But I’m still drunk. And although she’s driving, I know she still has alcohol in her.
We get in her car. I literally just wanted to kiss her again so I leaned over and did exactly that while she was backing out, which was funny. She kept saying things like, “I hope you don’t hate yourself in the morning. Or me. Or regret stuff. That would suck. Don’t tell me if that happens...but don’t ghost me. Don’t ghost me.” She told me to not ghost her. But guess what her ass did this entire week?
Anyway, she drops me off. I go inside and lie down and literally am like wHAT THE FUCKKKK. But I am pumping full of adrenaline and excitement and I just felt super happy. Sorry I keep switching tenses, my writing skills have become terrible I think.
The next day. I wake up. Look in the mirror at my bare chest and there are hickies. everywhere. I have a fucking hickey on my shoulder for gods’ sake. Is this real? Something in the pit of my stomach when I looked in the mirror told me it was unnatural and that I had done something wrong. For a split second. But that was VERY quickly overcome with the greatest urge to do it again. I literally wanted Tori to come over that night so we could do it all over again, and then some.
I snapped her that Monday. She wasn’t super receptive. Then I texted her cause I wanted to let her know I wasn’t hating myself or regretful. She wasn’t super receptive. Hasn’t talked to me all week unless I text her first. Lmao. Why.
Like, it’s FINE if that was a one time thing. In my mind, Tori is the kind of girl that can pull chicks and dicks, and I am just one of those many chicks. She probably forgot it even happened. It’s fine. But like, she fucking baited me. She held my goddamn hand, and she told me she wanted to take me on dates, and she TOLD ME TO NOT GHOST HER HAHAHAHA. I am aghast. I can’t stop thinking about it.
But, above everything, she is my friend. And she’s a good friend. I seriously really dig her as a person and if it is what she wants to bait me and ghost me, so be it. I’ll still be her friend. It’s going to be disappointing, but what can I do?
So yeah. It can’t help that I literally can’t think of anything else, when I knooooow she probably hasn’t given it any thought. But this stuff happens. We’ll see if she cares to text me or something, and I’ll see how it goes. I think I know how this ends, though. But I can’t stop fucking thinking about it.
Oh, I also remembered that I did some stupid fucking shit when I was drunk. Like I told her fucking everything. Why is it that I feel the need to tell people things they really could do without hearing when I’m drunk? I told her that I had sent fucking screenshots of her instagram to my lesbian friend because I wanted to show her what she looked like. I am literally cringing as I type this. I’m so f u c k i n g reckless.
But anyway. I feel like there was something else I needed to say. OH yeah, let’s say Tori for some reason thinks I’m cute and actually does want me to take her on a gay ass date and vice versa and yadayada. Then what? Why is it that I want that? But at the same time wouldn’t want to tell anyone but my closest friends and wouldn’t want to go public with anything? But that’s thinking way too far ahead. Tori is very independent, I think. Like, I think that she’s not a relationship type person. I think she likes to have flings, but is, for some unknown reason, scared to commit/scared to get serious. I don’t know. I’m just guessing.
Anyway. I’m in the fucking dark. Should I kiss other girls? I honestly can only imagine kissing Tori. I joked that my sexuality was boys + Tori the other night. I still believe it, sorta. Maybe I should stick to boys to avoid all of this confusion. Boys are so easy to figure out. Sooooo easy. But girls? That’s a whole other fucking universe. That is like, another dimension. I can’t comprehend it, and I don’t want to fuck with it. But I do. But I don’t. But I really, really, really do.
whoooooooooooo college.
okay this is almost over. I could go on about this forever. Based on the way Tori has responded to my texts and my snapchats, I am going to stop. Like, stop trying to get emotion out of her. I think I am annoying her, which is unfortunate but I really don’t want to do that. So I am going to stop being weird about it, and try and be a normal friend like how I was before I realized I had a random, huge thing for her. How was I even able to be so chill back then? I was a chill ass bitch.
I swear on my life I will do everything I can not to make it “weird.” That would be shit. It’s going to be chill, and I’m going to be chill. I’m going to relax, stop thinking about it so much, and stop like hoping she fucking texts me hahaha. Everything in my life is so weird. So so so weird. I like a girl.
K now I’m done.
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