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actually Varric is alive and right next to me? no clue wtf you’re all on about
#EXTREMELY LONG BITCHING SESSION:#datv critical#tagging as#datv spoilers#bc I don’t want it to fall through the cracks#no but it’s funny how I am straight up just ignoring that part of the story because it’s so poorly written and I know Satan (EA)#orchestrated it so therefore I’m ignoring it#it simply does not make sense#why tf was he the one to talk solas down are you all on fucking crack cocaine#the big twist doesn’t even hit hard to new players bc they never established and fleshed out rooks relationship with Varric anyway#the datv we got filled w bullshit that doesn’t reference the past games: 📚#datv if the inquisitor was the one to talk him down from the start:📕#also Hawke was supposed to be at Weisshaupt with their Warden sibling. teehee. giggle.#SENSELESS!!!!!!#if only they would’ve fucking play tested they could’ve gotten the opinion of anyone who actually enjoys the franchise#I’m nhhbdhsjskskdjedbdhdjd#I’m sad honestly because I don’t even consider this a DA game because besides the name it doesn’t feel like one#anyways I’m gonna go play dragon age 2#shut up kenna#EA release a $70 dlc in which you actually remake the entire game and do it right this time! 💜#one thing about me is I’m a fucking hater#and I’m gonna keep playing because I’m starving for content but I cannot be silenced#*everyone blocks me*
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