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ervotica · 7 months ago

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howdy!! first of all, how dare that guy. I’ll fight him. but I saw you wanted to talk about Liam, so here I am with questions about your favoritest boy. no pressure to answer them all, just some starting points /gen 🥰

- do you any wips for him that you’re excited about?

- what are your favorite things about him? (so many to choose from, since he’s the sweetest ever, but a few of your absolute faves?)

- what do you think his middle name is, if he has one?

- what do you think his conversations with Deigh are like? and what do you think Deigh calls him? like how Tairn calls Violet “silver one”.

I absolutely adore all of your Liam fics and I’m looking respectfully at the cod content even though I know nothing about it 👀

🤍, liz @callsign-rogueone (I can’t send asks directly from there since it’s a sideblog 🥲)

ahhh hi baby! oooh this is perfect, i could talk about him all day!

-> i have a few very rough drafts scribbled in my notes of wips for liam, vague concepts and the like that i’ve daydreamed about and just HAD to write down somewhere. some of my personal favs that i’m excited to write are…

a sexually charged sparring match…😉

liam with an intinnisic reader (keeping her out of trouble, breaking all the rules to keep her safe)

a possible threesome fic with liam and xaden/ perhaps garrick or bodhi

lots of silly fluffy moments — what liam and his girl get up to on rare days off, what their morning routine is like (with a very sleepy, grumpy reader and a terribly endeared liam), certain extracurricular activities…

a possible a/b/o au, which is always controversial, although i need to plan logistics for that one

the cowboy hat rule😉 wear the hat, ride the cowboy (cowboy liam would be HAWT, although i’m not overly keen on alternate universe fics, i’m trying to learn to love them.)

-> my favourite thing about liam by MILES is how loyal he is to his people. i can just imagine him getting protective over our dear reader and it makes me SWOON just thinking about it. i think he would be my favourite of the fw boys to have when you’re feeling sad or sick, too. he seems like the nurturing type when it’s needed (the muscles are just a lovely bonus)

-> i think his middle name is isaac! i believe it was his father’s name (that might be a fan made fact, don’t hurt me pls) and even the meaning of the name means joy, and he brings joy to everyone </3

-> as much as it hurts (considering how he died) i think he’d be honorable one😖 he truly has one of the strongest moral compasses of any of the characters in the book.

-> i wish we got his conversations with deigh because i’m sure deigh would’ve been like his proud dad. top of his class, always winning. best boy ever fr. i’m sure there would’ve been some lighthearted banter. i just know that deigh knew he picked the right man.

i love that you love my liam content 🥹, and i’m planning on making a LOT more very soon <3 the cod content is still very new for me (and i’m god awful at the game but shhh) i just think military men are very hot and sexy and should be licked a lot

thank you for these questions! i adore talking about liam, i’m pretty sure he’s actually my favourite character to ever exist now tbh

#love letters #ily #i love my moots #liam mairi hcs #liam mairi headcanons #liam mairi x reader #liam mairi x you #liam mairi #liam mairi fanfiction #fourth wing fanfic #fourth wing fic #fourth wing #iron flame #fourth wing spoilers

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dressycobra7 · 1 year ago

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@oracleact

happy Orctober (again!) 💚

#👀#nice tiddies #i’m looking (dis)respectfully #reblog #monsters

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ranebowstitches · 6 months ago

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*taps mic* hello I was going through my old Google docs and I found this Ghostface/Michael Myers story idea that I never used and probably will never find the energy to fully write so if anyone else wants to please do so and please send me a link so I can read it and credit me and all that what not

A concept that I’ve thought of while disassociating work:

Michael and Ghostface lost in the woods (why? Idk) and it starts to snow, now it’s Michael and ghostface caught in a snowstorm ok

(And yes this is a ghostface who is obsessed with Michael and Michael is RZ!Michael)

So they’re making their way through, ghostface chatting through shivering clicking teeth Michael trudging through like he doesn’t know the snow or ghostface is even there

Once they’re completely soaked and ghostface is like maybe ready to just lay down and give up they happen upon a cabin in the woods (ghostface like ‘I’ve seen this movie’) and they bust in there

GF goes into survival mode and heads right to the fireplace, finding some matches and striking up a fire with shivering shaking fingers. He stands there for a moment watching the fire grow and trying to warm his hands before he realizes his clothes are soaked and he’s like okay time to take these off and wastes no time in stripping down including taking his mask off

He’s hanging his clothes over the backs of some chairs or something when he looks over and sees Michael just standing there sorta in front of the fire just kinda melting onto the floor and he’s like “Michael you have to get your clothes off you’ll never warm up with them on” and Michael might kinda tilt his head at him but doesn’t really do anything and GF like huffs and comes near to help but Michael pushes him away with a big cold hand against his chest and GF is like “if you won’t let me help you then do what I say!”

And there’s like a staring contest for a moment before GF huffs and sits down in front of the fire knees to his chest like “fine. Freeze then. See if I care.”

There’s a another few minutes of gf just staring into the fire trying to warm up before there’s a rustle and Michael sits down next to him sans clothes but still has his mask on and gf is like Wellp that’s probably the best I’ll get and he’s kinda like 👀👀 naked Michael but also like I just want to be alive

But then he notices that Michael’s mask is still dripping water onto Michael who keeps shivering from it and he’s like “dude your mask is soaked too. Just take it off it’s fine.” And Michael doesn’t move and gf maybe kinda reaches for it but Michael grabs his wrist and pushes him away and gf is like “I’m just trying to help!” But Michael just sits there wishing he had a knife to stick into gf to make him shut up

But of course he realizes gf is right and pulls his mask off a moment later, letting it flop to the floor in front of the fire. His long hair is dry at least as is falls over his face and shoulders and gf is like trying to look respectfully but is very like 👀👀

So they sit there in front of the fire trying to warm up as the storm rages outside and gf just keeps shivering he’s skinny so he’s probably got no fat on him so even sitting in front of the fire his teeth chatter softly and eventually Michael gets tired of hearing it and reaches over, just tugging gf over to sit in his lap, gf back to Michael’s chest, Michael’s legs on either side of him and his arms wrapping around gfs body

And gf just dies right there

He’s like hhoolllyyyy shiiittttt

Michael is warm and big and all around him and he’s trying not to like freak out or fanboy out or anything and for once in his life he just stays quiet and leans back into Michael letting his head tip back over Michael’s shoulder (a dangerous move around a killer he knows but even the thought of Michael wrapping his hand around his throat to kill him is pleasant) and his eyes close and he sighs. Michael eventually rests his cheek down on gfs shoulder, blonde hair falling over his shoulder now and they both kinda fall asleep in front of the fire like that

End it there and it can be cute

Continue and it can be horny

Cause they’re only like half asleep and like as they warm up gf can feel something hard poking his lower back and he’s like huh? And shifts against it making Michael grunt and tighten his hold on gf to keep him from moving and gf immediately is like 😳😳 and freezes and is like “do you want me to leave you alone I can” but Michael doesn’t let gf go nor does he seem to want gf to do anything about the situation and gf is like ok ok ok it’s probably just a bodily reaction from being pressed together it’s fine

And so gf closes his eyes tries to sleep tries not to think about how *big* Michael is but *oohhh it’s so hard not to when it’s pressed against him*

And I can’t decide if gf should just be a slut and be like I can keep that cock warm for you wink wink and Michael let’s him or if he’s like wink wink and Michael just gives him a death glare and doesn’t let him

May I also present, gf grinding himself off against Michael and Michael just watching him the whole time and that working gf up even more.

And then once he's all worked up and warm, Michael pulls him close like a heated blanket

Also, Michael fucks ghostface later that night, once they're both properly warm. Michael's like a snake and has gotta wait 'til he's warm to really give it all he's got. Lmao

Also I want Michael biting gf as a way to express both “yes” and “no” so gf is just like ?????? The yes bites are gentler, but only Michael knows that

And gf calling Michael a “brute” and also “big guy” at least once

#ghostface #michael myers #ghostmyers #scream #Halloween #slashers #fic idea #I have so many ideas but no energy to write them #I need ghostwriters haaa

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tsoarw-if · 2 years ago

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I absolutely love your art style, I’m looking so (dis)respectfully at Alaric 👀

(also read your tags, thank you for your sacrifice LMAO)

Look as much as you want anon, Alaric certainly doesn't mind 👀

It honestly felt that scene in family guy when Stewey walks in on Bryan wearing Lois's clothes, like two of us just awkwardly staring at each in silence but hey, I'm committed to the cause and I'd say it was worth it.

#ro: alaric #tsoarw #chy answers

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peruses · 3 years ago

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No Time to Die: the good, the bad, and the ugly

Word vomit thought dump after stewing on it for a few days. Spoilers, obviously.

in no particular order,

The Good

The emotional satisfaction of Nomi shoving racist scientist dude into the poison water when he breathed racist garbage. Have you ever wanted to absolutely beat the crap out of someone for racism that happened? I have. Frequently. Not withstanding racism that has happened to me specifically even in this year, a notable example being not being able to punch N*wt Gingr*ch in the face when I saw him in the law firm lobby the week after he said racist BS in 2016 because capitalism is evil and I needed to keep my job. That extremely specific visceral satisfaction of seeing a racist get what they fully deserve on screen. Like the Spencer dude that Nazi who got punched in the face and lost everything :) It works.

I’m obsessed with Paloma. In a looking respectfully 👀 kind of way at that gorgeous plunging neckline dress. Everything about her was darling, from her wide-eyed (fake) naivete to her earnestness. She felt like a breath of fresh air. I would not have been mad if Bond kissed her because I um, definitely wanted to. Let me live out my fantasy for the only Bond girl I’ve ever wanted to 💋... Vesper will always be my favorite Craig!Bond girl, but it definitely says something about Paloma that with 15 minutes of runtime, she gives Vesper a run for the money.

Canon queer Q! But even more importantly: Q kissing a cat. Ben Whishaw definitely adlibbing that kiss and I want to see every cut of that scene because I want 10 different takes of Ben Whishaw kissing a semi-hairless cat. Also the freaking teapot kit in the plane. So many good Q moments.

I’ve been 🤔 about why Daniel Craig has been SO HAPPY in the pre-release press junket, and I’m ugly laughing at why and it’s because he finally got to kill Bond. He’s free. No wonder. I’m just delighting in his utter delight out of his revulsion for the character. My favorite clip was “I don’t judge the characters I play, I the audience do that.” I’m going to miss Daniel Craig as Bond so much... but even more how angry he makes the incel dudebros UGLY LAUGHS.

Thank you for giving us James Bond in speedo again. 15 years, and Daniel Craig’s still Got It.

The sound editing of Bond’s muffled reaction to the bomb blasts. I thought that was a really cool editing effect they chose to immerse the audience in how Bond was feeling too.

I loved the infinity mirror shots of Bond talking to Blofeld. The shots are absolutely gorgeous, reminiscent of the mirrored glass in Shanghai in Skyfall.

The Bad

I was so angry when Felix died I walked out of the theatre for a bit. I don’t like using character death as cheap way of character building. Five fucking movies and Felix Leiter deserved better than that.

For how long it was, No Time to Die sure didn’t have enough time to Show Don’t Tell. There was so much telling instead of showing. Bond telling us he loves Madeleine and regretted leaving her. Every single character telling Bond that Madeleine still loves him. That ridiculous exposition of Rami’s character and Bond essentially monologuing at each other for 5 minutes straight I started zoning out and missed what was said to Bond that had him groveling. Honestly I want to know what was the scene that had Daniel lift up Rami for a kiss because I could not tell from the movie.

Oh yeah, I was pretty pissed when I saw they made Madeleine escape the house and run in the woods and do all this bullshit in heeled sandals. Really? Sexism is well and alive in Bond verse (a little more on that later...plus imperialism).

Moneypenny was criminally underused. Also, I’m pretty sure for all the franchise purports strong female characters, for having a number of them in this movie, it didn’t pass the Bechdel test. (again, more on that)

Oh yeah, having Rami cosplay in a fucking kimono on that faux Russo-Japanese island was definitely some cake on the bullshit too.

For me, there are two types of action films. There’s ones where Xander Cage returns from...the place he is returning from (squints) and blows up a satellite falling to earth with an airplane and then freestyle skydives from that exploding airplane. And there is the type where a group of white dudes plus one white woman (cough Avengers 2 cough ) show up to an African nation and wrecks a ton of buildings before proceeding to run away and hide out on a farm and then the only female member of the team up until that point has a monologue about she’s monstrous not because she’s an assassin who’s killed innumerous but because...she can’t have children. Basically what I’m saying is, there is the type that knows it’s not taken seriously and the type that takes itself seriously and then completely missteps. Also the reason Skyfall was fun was because the house blew up and no one was inside. It’s not fun when you’re immersed in “realism” and have to think about all the innocent civilians caught up in the cross fire, many times in non-white foreign countries. Which leads us to,

The Ugly

I thought a little bit about to divide this section from Bad because to be honest, it really is More Bad, but I want to frame it more in the context of, or out of the context of, the rest of the films and greater sociopolitical climate. Overall, as fond as I am of Craig!Bond, the verse is showing some serious wear that Professional Film Reviewers (my new enemy) just don’t seem to care about because to be honest, most of them are also just white men.

This series has a problem of scaling up in terms of stakes appropriately. It’s the Supernatural Problem. Up through Skyfall, the stakes seemed realistic enough, even when the outcome is hyperstylized. Bond had physical setbacks from the way he was shot at the beginning of the film you see him dealing with in the first fact. But in NTTD, you’re telling me, a beautiful young lady wore a plunging dress and heels to a gunfight with men armed to teeth and wasn’t even scratched, and 15 minutes later, a seasoned CIA agent wasn’t going to be wearing a bulletproof vest and died from that? Similarly, Rami’s character aimed 3 shots at Bond from point-blank range and he didn’t die, and you’re expecting me to believe he was going to die from missiles when he had time to, IDK, jump into the water? This from a man, since we’re doing all the call backs, who had been shot off a moving train and fell 200 ft into the ocean and survived? He might as well have fallen onto a rusty nail and died the stakes were so absurd.

I barely mentioned Madeleine yet, because honestly, she was a non-entity in the movie. At best, a plot device as unmemorable as the Bond *cough*bland*cough* villain. I know a lot of 00Q shippers have some animosity towards her, but I really don’t. The sad thing is, I feel bad for her actor. In the end, Madeleine was reduced to a love interest and a mother, and not even a compelling one of either. Lea and Daniel’s chemistry has improved from Spectre, but honestly, the movie fails to convince me of why either of them love each other. Again, all tell and no show. She has so little actual content to her character other than being Some Man’s Plot Point that’s probably one of the biggest tragedies. Mr. White’s Daughter, The White Mask’s victim, Bond’s Final Love. And I don’t know a thing about her or her own motivations.

Only related to this movie, but the way they hauled that little girl around like a prop was really alarming and gross. I’m glad the movie crew shielded her from most of the content of the film, but it also showed in her (lack of) acting. It was so physically uncomfortable for me to watch as she was literally being manhandled from one adult to another.

The Big Ugly #1: Which brings us to our next point, which is that They’re Trying, but at what point can we stop giving them extra credit for Trying? The truth is, beyond the lip service of the Craig!Bond girls being Strong Female Characters (which I am not blaming Daniel for, this is definitely a point they were coached on as a talking point) many of the Craig-era Bond girls are victims... Even in the Brosnan era of campiness, she was a fellow spy, a savvy villainness who knew how to fight, and if she died, it was in service to her own cause. Again, for the staggering number of non-romantic interest female characters in this film, I again want to point out even when they shared screen time, the movie did not pass the Bechdel test. You know how absurd it seemed when Blofeld concocted a whole web of evil organizations to ruin Bond’s life? It feels equally absurd when the female characters have nothing else to talk about than him, and when the villain full on ignores Nomi even though she’s a 00-agent also there to destroy his compound. And when Q gives Bond the watch and Nomi... the radio map thing. Where’s her cool gadget? Even when they’re trying to prop up female characters, it seems like they missed the up part and they end up as props that the writers can use to brag about the female characters are strong.

The Big Ugly #2: Hey, you know how we also haven’t talked about the technical evil plot of NTTD which is project Heracles, and hey, what the fuck Mallorey? And you know what else? You know how it was absurd when the subplot of Skyfall was, should MI6 have a place in modern Brittain and then the subplot of Spectre was what if MI6 should get merged with MI5. You know how in Skyfall we were like “haha Britain is a waning imperialist power but it’s trying to learn from its past mistakes” minor bit of sympathy and that brought us? Well, why not give us a movie with a white man two movies later with almost zero public accountability in charge of a highly secretive non-elected intelligence agency position sanctioning the R&D of a biological WMD that has genocidal implications that were explicitly stated not once, but twice in the film? And other than Bond chewing him out once, it was basically dropped? Again, how the genocidal implications of Mallorey sanctioning this against all rational reason was just swept under the rug? Lovely to see the writers thinking this through letting that plot point hang, with you know, Britain being such a large contributor of genocidal and imperialist violence throughout the world. Much less his direct report Nomi-007 never getting a chance to go “Sir, are you a racist, or just a fucking dumbass, I need to know”

IIIIIN conclusion. NTTD was a serviceable action film, a respectful send off for Daniel Craig, but it was honestly weighted down by the bloat of Spectre and the hubris of its own writers. There is a lot of work the franchise needs to put in to keep it afloat after this because the problem is not with the actors or the directors. Because the writing desperately needs to be updated.

#no time to die #james bond #daniel craig #007

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damnhausen-archive · 3 years ago

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oh oh also: Hangy, Punk, Orange, Danhausen again, Ethan Page :)

karaoke: hangy - COUNTRY SONGS ABOUT BROKEN HEARTS YEEEEEEEEEEHAW 🤠

paintball: orange - both lying on the ground with 0 energy trying to hit each other

bar trivia: ethan - he looks smart. we gonna win

dance: MY DEMON. just had an idea: gonna take him to a kpop flashmob. he completely sucks at it and can’t follow my moves so i’m laughing at him. he’s tired so he left and sat in the side. “get up baby, i know this isn’t for you”, i’m still laughing at him and he stares (🤤) me. later we go on a romantic date and spend the night dancing to slow love songs, with my head on his shoulder 😭😭😭😭 *dies after typing this*

carnival: punk 👀 it’s just a fun night. everything respectfully. ok im lying some things can happen if we go somewhere dark at the end i try to win some prizes he can take home and give it to larry

#ask

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dressycobra7 · 5 months ago

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@cherry-blossom-consumer @mylenapony11 @swirly-lemonade @phoenixdaneko @the-uncursed-one

Need me a big boy

UF!Sans belongs to underfell

#need him in me #👀#i’m looking (dis)respectfully #undertale #underfell #Sans #bara sans

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dressycobra7 · 11 months ago

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@phoenixdaneko @cherry-blossom-consumer @the-uncursed-one 🤭

Hello! I'm a reader who loved your writing so much that I stayed up all night. The interaction between the characters you describe is really interesting… It makes me want to love them, too. Thank you for your great writing !!! <3

Omg!!! Thank you so much 😭❤️

#Goddamn #he’s so handsome in ur style #ooooo #👀#i’m looking (dis)respectfully #daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry.#im normal #(lies)#anyways #mafiafell #undertale #sans

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lavender-annd-lilac · 2 years ago

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Me, flexing my fingers, doing warm up stretches: ok, remember, we’re trying not to go overboard with the comments, just read, say a couple relevant things to the author, move on. You have over 500 drafts rn, let’s do this!!!

🤠

*opens tumblr*

Hmm… what have we got… *sees tagged post*

👀 I’ll just read this one and then we can start on the drafts

😸

Oh ok this one is about Steve haha. This is fine, he’s like generic vanilla “nice” person. We’ll be done in 3 min, tops.😎

Steve wandered around your house, getting distracted by your Christmas decorations.

Wow, I am pleasantly surprised. Someone is respectfully admiring the decor instead of going straight in being a grumpy grouch 😊

So caught up in the colours, Steve completely forgets why he’s here.

Lmao I feel like they also have nice Christmas trees at his workplace (it’s kind of mandatory to have them right? I mean what’s a workshop filled with tiny elves without equally tiny xmas trees?🎄🎄🎄) but he just loves them so much he gets excited every time.

I totally relate tbh

A lone strand of a cord catches Steve’s attention, his eyes lighting up when he notices colourful bulbs connected to it. Steve’s body filled with excitement, and he took off into a run as he headed toward that lone cord.

Benjamin Franklin here is about to discover electricity lmao 😵😬⚡️

In pure excitement, Steve grabs onto it and begins to tug.

Me: pfffftttt lol this idiot 🙄🙄🙄

Soft giggles escape his mouth as he watches the pretty colours bounce.

Also me: 🥺🥺🥺

His eyes widen as the lights get closer to his face, only for him to realise it loosened from the small branch. Before he can take off, the cord wraps around his little body, entrapping him.

Nooooo who tf left that cord there like that 😤 so dangerous! Look what happened to poor Stevieeee 😰😰😰😰

Somewhere echoing in the back of my mind: not to go overboard with the comments…. You have over 500 drafts….this one is about Steve haha…..We’ll be done in 3 min, tops….

Me: huh… was I supposed to remember something?

Steve’s brows furrowed, and soft whines leave him when he tries to untangle himself from the pretty Christmas lights. He huffs, stomping his foot, wondering how he’s supposed to get out of this situation.

Me: lol how the heck has he not died at his job or just in general??? 🤨🤨🤔 dude needs like 24/7 supervision. Leave him to the wolves!! He’s weak!!! 😤😤😤

Also me: omg he’s suffering someone come help him🥺 get the fucking national guard this is an emergency!!! 🚨🚨🚨

You begin to walk into the room, wondering why there’s so much noise coming from there

U are telling me she can hear a tiny man squeaking from another room, but can’t notice a giant dude eating cookies and drinking milk right behind her?

🤨

Once you get closer, you see another one of those tiny men that keep coming into your house

Another day, another small, horny house invader 🤷‍♀️ nothing to see here, this is totally normal and totally ordinary. *yawn* 🥱

His mouth opens and closes when you get onto your knees and reach out to him. “How’d you manage this?”

Omggg this reminds me of when I was kid and got caught doing something I was told not to (like mess with with mom’s nail polish and spilling it everywhere… )

I would just stand there frozen while my brain was like, “lie!!! Say it wasn’t you! No, say you just found it like this!! No, tell the truth and beg for mercy!! No, blame it on dad!!”

Meanwhile I’m just standing there opening and closing my mouth like a fish glub glub glub

Steve is frozen in awe, wondering how someone can be so beautiful.

Me: not sure if he’s a very sweet little elf or just too dumb to know how to be mean 🤔his brain is just filled with pretty lights no room for other thoughts lmao 😹😹😹

The feeling is short-lived when you manage to free him in record time, he whines, looking at you with sad wide eyes.

Me, cheering for reader like: see that?? who’s the idiot now Curtis!! Look how fast she untangled those knots!!! That’s some big brain stuff!! That’s some geospatial intelligence bro!!!

“There you go, little guy.”

Omg I want one as a pet 🥺🥺🥺 I’ll give it food and take it on walks and everything!!! Plssssss

You continue smiling at him until you abruptly turn, swearing you heard a noise behind you

Reader looking behind her, scanning the room like: hmmm, couch, Christmas tree, huge guy standing in the doorway, kitchen area… nope nothing seems wrong - guess I must have imagined it 😬

your brows shoot up.

My brain: haha guess what

Me: don’t do this

Brain: imagine like, 2 eyebrows with legs and a cowboy hat… they walk into the saloon and say “everyone hands up!! This is a robbery!!” And then they shoot the whole place up like an old fashioned gunfight in a spaghetti western 🤠🤠

Me: 🫥

There stands Steve, pants down. His hard cock sprung free, and the lights you untangled him from managed to wrap around him again.

In the 2 sec she was turned around Steve was like

to get himself tangled up again haha

Steve stares at you with wide eyes and a shy smile, gesturing to the lights again.

omg any other elf would be like “bitch, u didn’t do it right, now look at this mess u idiot” 😭😭😭

Steve is unintentionally (?) the smartest one lol being like “oh no help me I’m just a poor tiny helpless elf in distress”🥺 major sympathy points there

“Aw, you poor thing!” You worry, feeling as though he’s cold because his pants must’ve fallen off from being too big for his tiny form. “Here, let me help.”

I was thinking of the convo we had the other day where u were like lol what if she chucked him into the fire 😳 and I was thinking ok…

what if she like tried to make a hot tub for them but left the pot on top of the stove so they were stuck in the boiling water with no way out…. like when u put ur Sims in a pool without ladders and they can’t do anything 💀💀💀

Tiny giggles and moans escape him as your fingers brush against his exposed flesh

Anytime someone is described as giggling, I automatically think of this Ryan Gosling gif 🤭

Not being able to hold back anymore, Steve groans, white exploding from his thick mushroom tip and all over your fingers.

For real tho if just ONE light bulb was slightly loose he would have been for real electrocuted ⚡️😳💀

Eyes widen in shock as you stick your fingers in your mouth and suck his cum off of them.

Ok so I guess since he hasn’t died yet she thinks it safe to just continue consuming this stuff but like, we don’t know the long term effects girl!! U could turn into a candy cane next month or something 😓😓😓

places his pointed hat back onto his head, as it must’ve fallen off during everything

They need to make these like party hats with the strap that goes under your chin haha

Your eyes open and connect with his, and Steve becomes flustered at your beauty again.

If he wasn’t so flustered he would have wrapped himself up in the wires again I bet 😏

Your hand rests softly against his body as your thumb strokes his small hat. “You guys always look so adorable with these little hats.”

Haha when Ransom hears this he’s going to stop submitting anonymous complaints about the “stupid” uniforms they have to wear 🤣

Steve’s cheeks turn rosy pink, his pointed ears twitching at the compliment before he nuzzles into your palm, eyes closing as he accepts the warmth.

He’s the friendliest one!!! If a cat did this it means u are friends!!! 🥹🥹🥹

Also the ears again 😭😭😭

He gives you a small wave before turning and disappearing into the night,

Me when Jake waves at reader: wHat?? So stupid, u are wasting time u dork, just run!!! Get out of there!! 🙄🙄🙄 so incompetent, if reader was a dangerous predator dude would be halfway down her digestive tract rn smh

Me when Steve waves at reader: awww what a lil gentleman 🥰 so polite!!! He should get special house privileges for being so well behaved 😊😊😊

not before tripping over a few things

There’s just a trail of destruction behind him like every single thing in the house is knocked over 😂

You don’t hate that these tiny men seem to adore you,

Lol this is me when I refuse to try some food bc I think it will be gross, but I try it and it’s good 😬, but I don’t want to admit my initial judgement was wrong, so I’m like “ehh… I don’t HATE it. I guess it’s ok”

Meanwhile when they aren’t looking I’m like:

but you wish someone larger would also be enchanted by you as they are.

Or maybe even like 2 larger someones idk… anything is possible

Also I imagine the elves coming back after Steve tells them what happened and try to get tangled in the Christmas lights too 😹😹😹

𝒄𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒎𝒂𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔

🎄christmas masterlist🎄

warning - smut, slight bondage, tiny elf male, human behaviour, slight angst, slight fluff, dumbass elf plays with something he shouldn't, adorableness.

18+ only please, thanks to @lavender-annd-lilac without them, I would've been stuck with nothing to write for steve. the gifs and headers aren't mine. @royalsweetteaa

Warnings and Reminders - Please do not plagiarise, copy, repost/republish, adapt, or translate any of my work on any social media platforms, apps, or third-party sites. The only platforms I post my work on are: Tumblr and Wattpad. I do not own any character of any franchise (Marvel etc.) All my works are fiction and may be dark or triggering content: READ ALL WARNINGS BEFORE PROCEEDING.

Steve wandered around your house, getting distracted by your Christmas decorations. As he enters the loungeroom, his mouth becomes a gap at the sight of your Christmas tree. Steve’s eyes sparkled at how pretty the lights looked. A mix of blues, whites, reds, and greens flicker around the room, the gold star shining brightly at the top.

So caught up in the colours, Steve completely forgets why he’s here. His tiny body moves closer to the lights as if he’s entranced. A lone strand of a cord catches Steve’s attention, his eyes lighting up when he notices colourful bulbs connected to it. Steve’s body filled with excitement, and he took off into a run as he headed toward that lone cord.

In pure excitement, Steve grabs onto it and begins to tug. Soft giggles escape his mouth as he watches the pretty colours bounce. His eyes widen as the lights get closer to his face, only for him to realise it loosened from the small branch. Before he can take off, the cord wraps around his little body, entrapping him.

You begin to walk into the room, wondering why there’s so much noise coming from there. Looking around, you notice something is tangled in your lights. Once you get closer, you see another one of those tiny men that keep coming into your house.

As you get closer, the small man looks up with wide eyes. His mouth opens and closes when you get onto your knees and reach out to him. “How’d you manage this?”

Steve is frozen in awe, wondering how someone can be so beautiful. His body tingles as he feels you touch him. His cock rock hard, straining against his tights and throbbing as he is filled with arousal, enjoying how your skin brushes up against him as you help untangle him. Steve’s heart rapidly beats in his chest as you give him a soft smile before his head tilts back, and his breath hitches when you accidentally graze his bulge.

The feeling is short-lived when you manage to free him in record time, he whines, looking at you with sad wide eyes. “There you go, little guy.” You continue smiling at him until you abruptly turn, swearing you heard a noise behind you, but when you turn back to the man on the ground, your brows shoot up.

There stands Steve, pants down. His hard cock sprung free, and the lights you untangled him from managed to wrap around him again. Steve stares at you with wide eyes and a shy smile, gesturing to the lights again.

“Aw, you poor thing!” You worry, feeling as though he’s cold because his pants must’ve fallen off from being too big for his tiny form. “Here, let me help.”

Steve grins, spreading his arms as you begin to untangle him again. Tiny giggles and moans escape him as your fingers brush against his exposed flesh. His member throbs with every touch, causing Steve’s eyes to roll back, his hips to jerk rapidly, and his balls tightened. Not being able to hold back anymore, Steve groans, white exploding from his thick mushroom tip and all over your fingers.

Steve’s chest heaves up and down as he catches his breath, and after he regains it, Steve opens his eyes and notices he’s finally untangled again, and then he looks up. Eyes widen in shock as you stick your fingers in your mouth and suck his cum off of them. Your eyes flutter closed as a soft moan falls from your lips, his taste exploding on your taste buds.

Steve’s cock twitches at the sight before he pulls his pants up and places his pointed hat back onto his head, as it must’ve fallen off during everything. Your eyes open and connect with his, and Steve becomes flustered at your beauty again.

A soft giggle falls from your lips as you smile at him. Your hand rests softly against his body as your thumb strokes his small hat. “You guys always look so adorable with these little hats.” Steve’s cheeks turn rosy pink, his pointed ears twitching at the compliment before he nuzzles into your palm, eyes closing as he accepts the warmth.

After a small moment, Steve opens his eyes. He gives you a small wave before turning and disappearing into the night, not before tripping over a few things.

You sit there for a while, wondering if this will be the only short amount of peace you receive. You don’t hate that these tiny men seem to adore you, but you wish someone larger would also be enchanted by you as they are.

Who knows, maybe for Christmas your wish will come true.

thank you for reading!

feedback and reblogs are greatly appreciated.

#steve Rogers x reader

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killforyouliveforme · 2 years ago

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I’m looking (dis)respectfully 👀

Rafael Barba’s Supenders Masterclass pt. 2

#raul esparza #Rafael Barba

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enhaheeseung · 2 years ago

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Sorry this took so long thanks for tagging me @heeseongism ❤️luv you!

Birthday: June 10th

Favorite color: purple because of heeseung blue

Do you have pets?: yep I have 4 cats

How tall are you?: 5’3

How many pairs of shoes do you own?: fourteen (I’m a sneaker head lol)

Favorite song: off my face heeseung cover I have so many but one of my many favorites is Michael Jackson - dangerous

Favorite movie: I don’t watch movies

Who would be your ideal partner?: heeseung someone with the same religion as me everything else comes after lol

Do you want children?: Heeseung’s children yes! As many as I can possibly have I love kids so much🥰

Have you gotten in trouble with the law?: no, I’m a good girl 🥴

What color socks are you wearing?: some fluffy pink and white ones with bunnies on them (they’re so cute and the bunny ears flop)

Favorite type of music: kpop and rap.

How many pillows do you sleep with?: two, one big, and one small

What position do you sleep in?: on my left side or right side sometimes

What don’t you like when you’re sleeping?: not being able to sleep with heeseung I hate noise and getting my sleep disturbed 😒

What do you have for breakfast: heeseung I don’t eat breakfast 👀

Have you ever tried archery?: hell no💀

Favorite fruit: grapes, oranges, apples, strawberries the list goes on but those are some of my favs

Are you a good liar?: yes, but I never lie

What’s your personality type?: isfj-a I took it like a year ago and it’s still the same

Innie or outie?: what are we talking about here? Coochies? belly buttons? or staying in or out? I’m thinking navels lol I think I was an outie but my mom had it removed at birth now I’m an innie it’s was like some weird growth so I’m not sure how it would have turned out but anyways

Left handed or right handed?: right handed

Favorite food: heeseung chicken, pork, fish and rice

Favorite foreign food: ethan bulgogi

Am I clean or messy?: I’m messily clean😌✨

Most used phrase: heeseung work hard play hard

How long does it take for you to get ready: depends but usually 45 minutes

Do you talk to yourself?: I literally talk to myself all the time just had a full conversation while I was playing tlou the other day pretty good conversation if I do say so myself 😂

Do you sing to yourself?: yes, while I’m writing songs

Are you a good singer?: decent but nothing special

Biggest fear?: 🪳 (I’ll let him speak for me)

Are you a gossip?: nope nope this is gonna sound mean but I literally don’t give a fuck about other peoples business (respectfully)

Do you like long or short hair?: I like both but I currently have a tiny little afro (long story)🥲

Favorite school subject: art, psychology

Extrovert or introvert: when I’m drunk extrovert 100% but when sober definitely introvert

What makes you nervous: lee heeseung when people look at me and doing things for the first time

Who was your first real crush?: (long story) so there was this guy I used to play basketball with when we were young teenagers I liked him after he asked if he could play with me we only hung out a few times after that but he’d always make it a point to wave or say hi I was too shy to do anything back then and when we got a bit older he started dating a girl he broke up with her though and then his house burned down and he moved from where I lived but years later he moved back in and we recognized each other so we started waving to each other again but that was it I’m pretty sure he liked me too but we never did anything about it fast forward like six years later we both started working at the same store and we recognized each other again but unfortunately by that time he was in a relationship and had a baby I always dreamt about him and thought about telling him my feelings but I just couldn’t do it but now that he’s with someone else I regret it I really think we could have worked too cause he was such a sweetheart but yeah once I realized he moved on with his life so did I I was having a hard time working at the same place he did but I quickly moved on so yeah I feel bad cause I kinda ignored him when I found out he was with someone but I just couldn’t do it so I created space and since then I haven’t thought about him again (sorry for the story time but I just wanted to say something cause none of my family ever knew my feelings for him so it feels good to get out)

How many piercings?: two lobe ones that are currently infected 💀(someone help!)

How many tattoos?: none and never will

How fast can you run?: i don’t know pretty damn fast I usually run miles though and a little sprinting in between

What color is your hair?: dark brown

What color are your eyes?: medium brown

What makes you angry: bullies and people who can’t see their worth

Do you like your name?: yes I love anything my momma gives me 🥰

Do you want a boy or a girl as a child?: both

What are your strengths?: liking heeseung my brother said being annoying anyways🙄 I make people comfortable, I’m intelligent, I’m hard working, (I’m gonna stop there cause it just feels like I’m bragging and I hate that😭) I’m humble🥴

What are your weaknesses?: none (I swear I’m humble 😭 my momma just raised me right

What is the color of your bed spread?: whatever heeseung’s wearing right now damn, I’m gonna put myself on blast lol white, gray, red beige and tan😭 (I know I need to change it)

Color of your room: brown, tan and white

Tagging: @heerated @yoursjaeyun @svnoohe4rts @lvnarhees @forjongseong @kpopscruggles @gegeetime sorry if you’ve already done it I’ve been inactive for awhile so if you’ve done it just ignore this pls anyone else feel free to join

This was so fun! Hehe☺️

get to know me

tagged by: @end-hyphen

tagging: @hee-pster, @heerated, @jayked, @heeseongism, @gegeetime, and anyone else!

birthday: 21st June 🦀

favourite colour: 🌺 pink (and any pastel colours, but mainly purple)

do you have pets?: yesss, 3 cats, they the best 🐱

how tall are you?: 5'7 (maybe a bit more, I haven't measured myself in a long time).

how many pairs of shoes do you own?: not a lot because I hate buying them - it has to be a specific type due to my feet, and it's extremely difficult to find ones that are pretty and comfortable.

favourite song: swimming pools by lloyd. (slowed, normal, sped up, it just always hit different)

favourite movie: don't have one cause I don't watch any.

who would be your ideal partner?: a best friend, someone I can trust with my life. He would have to be respectful, very mature and understanding. Someone who would become my home.

do you want children?: nope, never.

have you gotten in trouble with the law?: nope

what colour socks are you wearing?: black

favourite type of music: pop, R&B, k-pop. I never stick to one.

how many pillows do you sleep with?: well one, that being the one I put my head on.

what position do you sleep in?: always on my side, curled up into a ball like a hedgehog.

what don’t you like when you’re sleeping: when there is light, my room has to be completely dim.

what do you have for breakfast: cereal or bread with smth sweet.

have you ever tried archery?: once, but my aim isn't good haha

favourite fruit: 🍓strawberries omg, the best fruit out there.

are you a good liar?: no, I hate lying.

what’s your personality type?: estj.

innie or outie?: outtie because I love traveling. 🌻

left handed or right handed?: right.

favourite food: 🍔 chicken hamburger (yes I'm talking about you, KFC)

favourite foreign food: haven't really eaten smth foreign. ✨

am i clean or messy?: messy, but clean when I want to.

most used phrase: bro (literally Genie can confirm lmao)

how long does it take for you to get ready: 10 minutes if I'm not having a special hairstyle.

do you talk to yourself?: who doesn't?

do you sing to yourself?: again, who doesn't?

are you a good singer?: I would say an average, I love singing.

biggest fear?: losing a family member.

are you a gossip?: not really, I rather listen.

do you like long or short hair?: long hair is too much work for me (even tho I'm growing mine out now lol), so probably short.

favourite school subject: english

extrovert or introvert: extrovert (just gotta find the right people and I won't stop talking)

what makes you nervous: confrontations

who was your first real crush?: I think I'm currently going through one.

how many piercings?: zerooo.

how many tattoos?: also zero.

how fast can you run?: probably average, but I can't because of asthma.

what colour is your hair?: chestnut (people always assume it's black)

what colour are your eyes?: hazel: when they come in contact with water, they turn a bit green. ✨

what makes you angry: humanity, basically people

do you like your name?: yesss, I like the meaning behind it. 🌞

do you want a boy or a girl as a child?: nope

what are your strengths?: giving good advice, learning languages

what are your weaknesses?: not knowing how to love myself

what is the colour of your bedspread?: pink haha

colour of your room: also pink (yes, I love pink ok)

#get to know me #tag game #enhaheeseung

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