#I’m looking 👀 (dis)respectfully

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Q6 - The Heart Killers

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01/08/2024

Source: Joong’s Twitter

[flowerslut]

Since your post about J/asper x reader fics (which I 100% agree) I'd like to know what's your opinion about Jasper calling Alice darlin'

ughhhh. okay listen, I am a hater by nature. sometimes I can’t help it. and I KNOW and acknowledge and respect that people often use “darlin’” when they write jasper. it’s a harmless and common pet name and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with it...

... however...... 🤢

and like!!! I know that I’m in the minority with this opinion! but picturing jasper saying 'darlin' (or 'baby' or 'honey' or most other pet names tbh) gives me the ick. it’s all personal preference, but I can not read fic where people emphasize his ~texan origins~ and interpret him as this bootleg country romeo. so it’s less that I hate him saying the word “darlin’” and more ‘a lot of people who write jasper write him as a straw-chewing thick-twanged casanova’ and it’s like…. in what world is this still jasper, yknow? I mean if it's for your personal fantasies or whatever, go off. but that is NOT the jasper I know and love and I need that man out of my house ASAP before snakes and demons start manifesting

but again: it's ALL personal preference. I just don’t want to read about a “southern gentleman” or whatever all these x r/eader people like. I want a quiet, low-key awkward war criminal. I want a slutty (retired) monster (also retired) whose current job is "hold wife's items and don't kill anyone". I want the man who has committed unforgivable atrocities in multiple lifetimes whose karmic punishment is a goddamn empathy superpower. I want the rabid dog that will go full scorched earth on someone for even daring to look at alice with any degree of contempt. the instant he starts talking like he does keg stands at ‘bama frat parties or is majoring in business at UT instead of someone who spent 80 years being a war machine, I’m instantly bored. that's why I can't stand most x r/eader stuff tbh, but I acknowledge that the reason there are jasper x r/eader fics on this site with thousands of notes is because there are some WHORES in this house (who just want self-insert OC jasper smut). and honestly, good for them.

to conclude, bc this is long enough; it's fine, it's valid, it's whatever, I just don't like it. but that doesn't mean other people shouldn't. remember kids: Your Kink is Not My Kink (And That's Okay!)

[whoblewboobear]

Okay but why does Reynolds from Queen Charlotte look like if Jace was a real human man

[oh-austin]

selena!reader / famous!reader

I’m trying fall in love with writing again so here’s a cheeky ig edit for you all- golden globes edition!!

yourinstagram sitting in my GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATED BOYFRIENDS jacket xo

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ynfan3 she’s whipped, his biggest supporter for real

ynfan7 are you going to the golden globes tomorrow yn???????

austinfan8 I haven’t seen anything confirming her attendance 😭 we can only hope she will go with austin

austinbutler and looking gorgeous

florencepugh get a room, that’s my girl

vogue get ready with y/n l/n for the golden globes is up and ready to watch before you tune in to the show tonight!

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ynfan10 SHES GOING OMF

austinfan13 no austin in the video, it’s a sad day for candid moments of them

yourinstagram ❤️❤️❤️

ynupdates Y/N AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES TONIGHT LOOKING GORGEOUS!!!

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ynfan14 I’ve died and this is heaven, happy to be here

austinfan17 I’m going to write austin and ask to sage his girlfriend

zendaya respectfully…. I’m LOOKIN 👀

ynfan21 zendaya is us, I am zendaya

austinupdates HE’S A GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER!!! Below is Austin’s speech for you all to read 🥺

“[…] And to my lovely beautiful girlfriend, thank you for standing by my side through everything, especially throughout the production of this amazing film. Y/N, you let me dedicate my heart and soul to this film and I am so grateful to you for that, and I promise to dedicate my heart and soul to you forever mamas. I love you so much. […]”

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austinfan24 THEN MARRY HER ALREADY? THIS MAN

ynfan27 I was ugly crying on my sofa, my brother looked concerned

ynfan29 I feel this, my mum walked into my room while I was watching the stream crying and laughed at me

austinfan31 THE WAY THAT SHE HELD HER HAND OVER HER HEART AS HE SPOKE TO HER, I SERIOUSLY WANT TO CRY

ynfan34 if they ever break up idk what I’ll do

yourinstagram my golden globe winner 🏆 I’m so proud of you my austin, thank you for everything. I cant wait to watch you take over the world with your indescribable talent, you constantly amaze me. I have no doubt you will continue to do so, I love you AB.

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austinbutler I love you. So so much.

[ervotica]

howdy!! first of all, how dare that guy. I’ll fight him. but I saw you wanted to talk about Liam, so here I am with questions about your favoritest boy. no pressure to answer them all, just some starting points /gen 🥰

- do you any wips for him that you’re excited about?

- what are your favorite things about him? (so many to choose from, since he’s the sweetest ever, but a few of your absolute faves?)

- what do you think his middle name is, if he has one?

- what do you think his conversations with Deigh are like? and what do you think Deigh calls him? like how Tairn calls Violet “silver one”.

I absolutely adore all of your Liam fics and I’m looking respectfully at the cod content even though I know nothing about it 👀

🤍, liz @callsign-rogueone (I can’t send asks directly from there since it’s a sideblog 🥲)

ahhh hi baby! oooh this is perfect, i could talk about him all day!

-> i have a few very rough drafts scribbled in my notes of wips for liam, vague concepts and the like that i’ve daydreamed about and just HAD to write down somewhere. some of my personal favs that i’m excited to write are…

a sexually charged sparring match…😉

liam with an intinnisic reader (keeping her out of trouble, breaking all the rules to keep her safe)

a possible threesome fic with liam and xaden/ perhaps garrick or bodhi

lots of silly fluffy moments — what liam and his girl get up to on rare days off, what their morning routine is like (with a very sleepy, grumpy reader and a terribly endeared liam), certain extracurricular activities…

a possible a/b/o au, which is always controversial, although i need to plan logistics for that one

the cowboy hat rule😉 wear the hat, ride the cowboy (cowboy liam would be HAWT, although i’m not overly keen on alternate universe fics, i’m trying to learn to love them.)

-> my favourite thing about liam by MILES is how loyal he is to his people. i can just imagine him getting protective over our dear reader and it makes me SWOON just thinking about it. i think he would be my favourite of the fw boys to have when you’re feeling sad or sick, too. he seems like the nurturing type when it’s needed (the muscles are just a lovely bonus)

-> i think his middle name is isaac! i believe it was his father’s name (that might be a fan made fact, don’t hurt me pls) and even the meaning of the name means joy, and he brings joy to everyone </3

-> as much as it hurts (considering how he died) i think he’d be honorable one😖 he truly has one of the strongest moral compasses of any of the characters in the book.

-> i wish we got his conversations with deigh because i’m sure deigh would’ve been like his proud dad. top of his class, always winning. best boy ever fr. i’m sure there would’ve been some lighthearted banter. i just know that deigh knew he picked the right man.

i love that you love my liam content 🥹, and i’m planning on making a LOT more very soon <3 the cod content is still very new for me (and i’m god awful at the game but shhh) i just think military men are very hot and sexy and should be licked a lot

thank you for these questions! i adore talking about liam, i’m pretty sure he’s actually my favourite character to ever exist now tbh

[ranebowstitches]

*taps mic* hello I was going through my old Google docs and I found this Ghostface/Michael Myers story idea that I never used and probably will never find the energy to fully write so if anyone else wants to please do so and please send me a link so I can read it and credit me and all that what not

..

A concept that I’ve thought of while disassociating work:

Michael and Ghostface lost in the woods (why? Idk) and it starts to snow, now it’s Michael and ghostface caught in a snowstorm ok

(And yes this is a ghostface who is obsessed with Michael and Michael is RZ!Michael)

So they’re making their way through, ghostface chatting through shivering clicking teeth Michael trudging through like he doesn’t know the snow or ghostface is even there

Once they’re completely soaked and ghostface is like maybe ready to just lay down and give up they happen upon a cabin in the woods (ghostface like ‘I’ve seen this movie’) and they bust in there

GF goes into survival mode and heads right to the fireplace, finding some matches and striking up a fire with shivering shaking fingers. He stands there for a moment watching the fire grow and trying to warm his hands before he realizes his clothes are soaked and he’s like okay time to take these off and wastes no time in stripping down including taking his mask off

He’s hanging his clothes over the backs of some chairs or something when he looks over and sees Michael just standing there sorta in front of the fire just kinda melting onto the floor and he’s like “Michael you have to get your clothes off you’ll never warm up with them on” and Michael might kinda tilt his head at him but doesn’t really do anything and GF like huffs and comes near to help but Michael pushes him away with a big cold hand against his chest and GF is like “if you won’t let me help you then do what I say!”

And there’s like a staring contest for a moment before GF huffs and sits down in front of the fire knees to his chest like “fine. Freeze then. See if I care.”

There’s a another few minutes of gf just staring into the fire trying to warm up before there’s a rustle and Michael sits down next to him sans clothes but still has his mask on and gf is like Wellp that’s probably the best I’ll get and he’s kinda like 👀👀 naked Michael but also like I just want to be alive

But then he notices that Michael’s mask is still dripping water onto Michael who keeps shivering from it and he’s like “dude your mask is soaked too. Just take it off it’s fine.” And Michael doesn’t move and gf maybe kinda reaches for it but Michael grabs his wrist and pushes him away and gf is like “I’m just trying to help!” But Michael just sits there wishing he had a knife to stick into gf to make him shut up

But of course he realizes gf is right and pulls his mask off a moment later, letting it flop to the floor in front of the fire. His long hair is dry at least as is falls over his face and shoulders and gf is like trying to look respectfully but is very like 👀👀

So they sit there in front of the fire trying to warm up as the storm rages outside and gf just keeps shivering he’s skinny so he’s probably got no fat on him so even sitting in front of the fire his teeth chatter softly and eventually Michael gets tired of hearing it and reaches over, just tugging gf over to sit in his lap, gf back to Michael’s chest, Michael’s legs on either side of him and his arms wrapping around gfs body

And gf just dies right there

He’s like hhoolllyyyy shiiittttt

Michael is warm and big and all around him and he’s trying not to like freak out or fanboy out or anything and for once in his life he just stays quiet and leans back into Michael letting his head tip back over Michael’s shoulder (a dangerous move around a killer he knows but even the thought of Michael wrapping his hand around his throat to kill him is pleasant) and his eyes close and he sighs. Michael eventually rests his cheek down on gfs shoulder, blonde hair falling over his shoulder now and they both kinda fall asleep in front of the fire like that

End it there and it can be cute

Continue and it can be horny

Cause they’re only like half asleep and like as they warm up gf can feel something hard poking his lower back and he’s like huh? And shifts against it making Michael grunt and tighten his hold on gf to keep him from moving and gf immediately is like 😳😳 and freezes and is like “do you want me to leave you alone I can” but Michael doesn’t let gf go nor does he seem to want gf to do anything about the situation and gf is like ok ok ok it’s probably just a bodily reaction from being pressed together it’s fine

And so gf closes his eyes tries to sleep tries not to think about how *big* Michael is but *oohhh it’s so hard not to when it’s pressed against him*

And I can’t decide if gf should just be a slut and be like I can keep that cock warm for you wink wink and Michael let’s him or if he’s like wink wink and Michael just gives him a death glare and doesn’t let him

May I also present, gf grinding himself off against Michael and Michael just watching him the whole time and that working gf up even more.

And then once he's all worked up and warm, Michael pulls him close like a heated blanket

Also, Michael fucks ghostface later that night, once they're both properly warm. Michael's like a snake and has gotta wait 'til he's warm to really give it all he's got. Lmao

Also I want Michael biting gf as a way to express both “yes” and “no” so gf is just like ?????? The yes bites are gentler, but only Michael knows that

And gf calling Michael a “brute” and also “big guy” at least once

[tsoarw-if]

I absolutely love your art style, I’m looking so (dis)respectfully at Alaric 👀

(also read your tags, thank you for your sacrifice LMAO)

Look as much as you want anon, Alaric certainly doesn't mind 👀

It honestly felt that scene in family guy when Stewey walks in on Bryan wearing Lois's clothes, like two of us just awkwardly staring at each in silence but hey, I'm committed to the cause and I'd say it was worth it.

[peruses]

No Time to Die: the good, the bad, and the ugly

Word vomit thought dump after stewing on it for a few days. Spoilers, obviously.

in no particular order,

The Good

The emotional satisfaction of Nomi shoving racist scientist dude into the poison water when he breathed racist garbage. Have you ever wanted to absolutely beat the crap out of someone for racism that happened? I have. Frequently. Not withstanding racism that has happened to me specifically even in this year, a notable example being not being able to punch N*wt Gingr*ch in the face when I saw him in the law firm lobby the week after he said racist BS in 2016 because capitalism is evil and I needed to keep my job. That extremely specific visceral satisfaction of seeing a racist get what they fully deserve on screen. Like the Spencer dude that Nazi who got punched in the face and lost everything :) It works.

I’m obsessed with Paloma. In a looking respectfully 👀 kind of way at that gorgeous plunging neckline dress. Everything about her was darling, from her wide-eyed (fake) naivete to her earnestness. She felt like a breath of fresh air. I would not have been mad if Bond kissed her because I um, definitely wanted to. Let me live out my fantasy for the only Bond girl I’ve ever wanted to 💋... Vesper will always be my favorite Craig!Bond girl, but it definitely says something about Paloma that with 15 minutes of runtime, she gives Vesper a run for the money.

Canon queer Q! But even more importantly: Q kissing a cat. Ben Whishaw definitely adlibbing that kiss and I want to see every cut of that scene because I want 10 different takes of Ben Whishaw kissing a semi-hairless cat. Also the freaking teapot kit in the plane. So many good Q moments.

I’ve been 🤔 about why Daniel Craig has been SO HAPPY in the pre-release press junket, and I’m ugly laughing at why and it’s because he finally got to kill Bond. He’s free. No wonder. I’m just delighting in his utter delight out of his revulsion for the character. My favorite clip was “I don’t judge the characters I play, I the audience do that.” I’m going to miss Daniel Craig as Bond so much... but even more how angry he makes the incel dudebros UGLY LAUGHS.

Thank you for giving us James Bond in speedo again. 15 years, and Daniel Craig’s still Got It.

The sound editing of Bond’s muffled reaction to the bomb blasts. I thought that was a really cool editing effect they chose to immerse the audience in how Bond was feeling too.

I loved the infinity mirror shots of Bond talking to Blofeld. The shots are absolutely gorgeous, reminiscent of the mirrored glass in Shanghai in Skyfall. 

The Bad

I was so angry when Felix died I walked out of the theatre for a bit. I don’t like using character death as cheap way of character building. Five fucking movies and Felix Leiter deserved better than that.

For how long it was, No Time to Die sure didn’t have enough time to Show Don’t Tell. There was so much telling instead of showing. Bond telling us he loves Madeleine and regretted leaving her. Every single character telling Bond that Madeleine still loves him. That ridiculous exposition of Rami’s character and Bond essentially monologuing at each other for 5 minutes straight I started zoning out and missed what was said to Bond that had him groveling. Honestly I want to know what was the scene that had Daniel lift up Rami for a kiss because I could not tell from the movie.

Oh yeah, I was pretty pissed when I saw they made Madeleine escape the house and run in the woods and do all this bullshit in heeled sandals. Really? Sexism is well and alive in Bond verse (a little more on that later...plus imperialism).

Moneypenny was criminally underused. Also, I’m pretty sure for all the franchise purports strong female characters, for having a number of them in this movie, it didn’t pass the Bechdel test. (again, more on that)

Oh yeah, having Rami cosplay in a fucking kimono on that faux Russo-Japanese island was definitely some cake on the bullshit too.

For me, there are two types of action films. There’s ones where Xander Cage returns from...the place he is returning from (squints) and blows up a satellite falling to earth with an airplane and then freestyle skydives from that exploding airplane. And there is the type where a group of white dudes plus one white woman (cough Avengers 2 cough ) show up to an African nation and wrecks a ton of buildings before proceeding to run away and hide out on a farm and then the only female member of the team up until that point has a monologue about she’s monstrous not because she’s an assassin who’s killed innumerous but because...she can’t have children. Basically what I’m saying is, there is the type that knows it’s not taken seriously and the type that takes itself seriously and then completely missteps. Also the reason Skyfall was fun was because the house blew up and no one was inside. It’s not fun when you’re immersed in “realism” and have to think about all the innocent civilians caught up in the cross fire, many times in non-white foreign countries. Which leads us to,

The Ugly

I thought a little bit about to divide this section from Bad because to be honest, it really is More Bad, but I want to frame it more in the context of, or out of the context of, the rest of the films and greater sociopolitical climate. Overall, as fond as I am of Craig!Bond, the verse is showing some serious wear that Professional Film Reviewers (my new enemy) just don’t seem to care about because to be honest, most of them are also just white men.

This series has a problem of scaling up in terms of stakes appropriately. It’s the Supernatural Problem. Up through Skyfall, the stakes seemed realistic enough, even when the outcome is hyperstylized. Bond had physical setbacks from the way he was shot at the beginning of the film you see him dealing with in the first fact. But in NTTD, you’re telling me, a beautiful young lady wore a plunging dress and heels to a gunfight with men armed to teeth and wasn’t even scratched, and 15 minutes later, a seasoned CIA agent wasn’t going to be wearing a bulletproof vest and died from that? Similarly, Rami’s character aimed 3 shots at Bond from point-blank range and he didn’t die, and you’re expecting me to believe he was going to die from missiles when he had time to, IDK, jump into the water? This from a man, since we’re doing all the call backs, who had been shot off a moving train and fell 200 ft into the ocean and survived? He might as well have fallen onto a rusty nail and died the stakes were so absurd.

I barely mentioned Madeleine yet, because honestly, she was a non-entity in the movie. At best, a plot device as unmemorable as the Bond *cough*bland*cough* villain. I know a lot of 00Q shippers have some animosity towards her, but I really don’t. The sad thing is, I feel bad for her actor. In the end, Madeleine was reduced to a love interest and a mother, and not even a compelling one of either. Lea and Daniel’s chemistry has improved from Spectre, but honestly, the movie fails to convince me of why either of them love each other. Again, all tell and no show. She has so little actual content to her character other than being Some Man’s Plot Point that’s probably one of the biggest tragedies. Mr. White’s Daughter, The White Mask’s victim, Bond’s Final Love. And I don’t know a thing about her or her own motivations.

Only related to this movie, but the way they hauled that little girl around like a prop was really alarming and gross. I’m glad the movie crew shielded her from most of the content of the film, but it also showed in her (lack of) acting. It was so physically uncomfortable for me to watch as she was literally being manhandled from one adult to another. 

The Big Ugly #1: Which brings us to our next point, which is that They’re Trying, but at what point can we stop giving them extra credit for Trying? The truth is, beyond the lip service of the Craig!Bond girls being Strong Female Characters (which I am not blaming Daniel for, this is definitely a point they were coached on as a talking point) many of the Craig-era Bond girls are victims... Even in the Brosnan era of campiness, she was a fellow spy, a savvy villainness who knew how to fight, and if she died, it was in service to her own cause. Again, for the staggering number of non-romantic interest female characters in this film, I again want to point out even when they shared screen time, the movie did not pass the Bechdel test. You know how absurd it seemed when Blofeld concocted a whole web of evil organizations to ruin Bond’s life? It feels equally absurd when the female characters have nothing else to talk about than him, and when the villain full on ignores Nomi even though she’s a 00-agent also there to destroy his compound. And when Q gives Bond the watch and Nomi... the radio map thing. Where’s her cool gadget? Even when they’re trying to prop up female characters, it seems like they missed the up part and they end up as props that the writers can use to brag about the female characters are strong.

The Big Ugly #2: Hey, you know how we also haven’t talked about the technical evil plot of NTTD which is project Heracles, and hey, what the fuck Mallorey? And you know what else? You know how it was absurd when the subplot of Skyfall was, should MI6 have a place in modern Brittain and then the subplot of Spectre was what if MI6 should get merged with MI5. You know how in Skyfall we were like “haha Britain is a waning imperialist power but it’s trying to learn from its past mistakes” minor bit of sympathy and that brought us? Well, why not give us a movie with a white man two movies later with almost zero public accountability in charge of a highly secretive non-elected intelligence agency position sanctioning the R&D of a biological WMD that has genocidal implications that were explicitly stated not once, but twice in the film? And other than Bond chewing him out once, it was basically dropped? Again, how the genocidal implications of Mallorey sanctioning this against all rational reason was just swept under the rug? Lovely to see the writers thinking this through letting that plot point hang, with you know, Britain being such a large contributor of genocidal and imperialist violence throughout the world. Much less his direct report Nomi-007 never getting a chance to go “Sir, are you a racist, or just a fucking dumbass, I need to know”

IIIIIN conclusion. NTTD was a serviceable action film, a respectful send off for Daniel Craig, but it was honestly weighted down by the bloat of Spectre and the hubris of its own writers. There is a lot of work the franchise needs to put in to keep it afloat after this because the problem is not with the actors or the directors. Because the writing desperately needs to be updated.

[damnhausen-archive]

oh oh also: Hangy, Punk, Orange, Danhausen again, Ethan Page :)

karaoke: hangy - COUNTRY SONGS ABOUT BROKEN HEARTS YEEEEEEEEEEHAW 🤠

paintball: orange - both lying on the ground with 0 energy trying to hit each other

bar trivia: ethan - he looks smart. we gonna win

dance: MY DEMON. just had an idea: gonna take him to a kpop flashmob. he completely sucks at it and can’t follow my moves so i’m laughing at him. he’s tired so he left and sat in the side. “get up baby, i know this isn’t for you”, i’m still laughing at him and he stares (🤤) me. later we go on a romantic date and spend the night dancing to slow love songs, with my head on his shoulder 😭😭😭😭 *dies after typing this*

carnival: punk 👀 it’s just a fun night. everything respectfully. ok im lying some things can happen if we go somewhere dark at the end i try to win some prizes he can take home and give it to larry