#I’m kinda drunk I’m sorry
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I’m rereading catching fire rn and I’m just now realizing that Finnick’s reaction to Katniss losing her shit when she thought Peeta was about to die from the force field and realizing “oh shit this may be real” is liek the EXACT same thing that happened to the smosh fandom on April 1st, 2024
#I’m kinda drunk I’m sorry#something something accurate commentary on public relationships#thinking#smosh#smoshblr#catching fire#finnick odair#shourtney#peeniss#everlark#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#courtney miller#shayne topp
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Throwing my hat into the ring
#this is exactly how their conversation after lwj got drunk the first time went#wangxian#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#sorry if the robes look weird I’m not good at drawing them and this was kinda rushed
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When he holds your hand for an extra second <3
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Y’all will look at a strong woman who is right 90% of the time and go “DAMN I HOPE THIS BITCH GETS HUMBLED”
#lanolin the sheep#lanolin they will never make me hate you#I’m sorry people don’t see your swagger and pissed off demeanor#fuck who else is like this#katara#y’all hate women that are mean then go on about how you want a six foot dommy mommy to step on your shriveled up dick#but the moment she calls you an idiot you will go onto twitter and complain about how much of a bitch she is#YOU DONT DESERVE HER#oh yeah I’m also drunk weeeee#oh wait shit#marcille donato#kinda#idk
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I’m so obsessed with his resting bitch face
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guys totally crazy but i was at the bar getting another drink (hell yeah!!) when an older woman put Her HANDS ON MY WAIST and said “sorry, love” and scooched right by me and then stood beside me with her arm touching mine!!! for the whole time we wre both there getting our drinks lol it’s crazy I was blushing like hell!!
#ramblingeyes#she was like super butch too holy shit#like I’m talkin silver hair short kinda built#fold me like an ikea cabinet ma’am#if any of you suggest I’m drunk rn I’m filing that as a hate crime sorry
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ALCOHOL INDUCED COMA????? GIRL??????? CALM DOWN?????
IT WAS ONCE
I WAS SEVENTEEB
I MET A CUTE ARGENTINIAN BOY AND I HAD TO HAVE THE COURAGE TO FLIRT
i had a total of 6 shots (tequila and vodka) and five cocktail (idk what honest to god)
yeah I ended up in the village hostpitsl 🤙🏻
but the next morning I was ok
mostly
had a raging headache and it was like the world was in slow motion
#alice journal of asks#adora#alice shenanigans#never drunk that much again#kinda#there was that one time in Riccione#but it was just a black out#😭😭😭#sorry for yapping guys when i’m drunk i drop lore
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#artist mutual pls don’t think less of me#i’m drunk i’m so sorry#pretend u didn’t see this#idk i thought this was kinda ok and wanted to share#rdr2#charles smith#sorry#forgive me
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S-C-A-N-D TO THE A TO THE L-O-U-S
CANT HANDLE IT
CANT HANDLE IT
DAMN THAT GIRL SHES SCANDALOUS
#cobra starship#thank you Patrick stump for everything you did on viva la cobra#im sorry#a problematic banger if you will#it kinda fucks rlly hard#damn you look good and I’m drunk
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Girl-core is searching up playlists dedicated to your favorite character to listen to as you do things like fall asleep, chores, clean, drink etc
#i’m too lazy to tag#I’ll do it later#until then fate decide what audiences I reach#after all#i got the power of God AND anime on my side#ye i remember vines. I’m gen z not gen baby#that was mean so I’m so sorry#drunk me is kinda a bitch. ik thts no excuse but like give her another chance
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omg where’d u vacay to?
i’m in italy rn w my family until the end of june n then i’m doing a pacific coast roadtrip w my friends the first two weeks of july!! :)
#currently dying from jetlag n also got my period today so had to sit out on sightseeing 🤞🏼😍#but been fun so far!!#tbh i’m more excited for the roadtrip bc travelling w family is kinda 😭😅#literally got yelled at for having more than two glasses of wine w dinner yesterday#like oh god forbid i get a lil wine drunk on vacation💀#and in ITALY#WHO TF DOESNT GET WINE DRUNK IN ITSLY#AND I DOTN EVEN LIKE ALCOHOL THAT MUCH#BUT EVEN THEN I KNOW ITS NONNEGOTIABLE#my mom be so dramatic#sorry i ended up ranting under this ask 😂😂#asks#anon
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I don’t want GO tv fans getting into/getting back into doctor who. Some of us spent these last few years breaking our backs in the chibnal mines you don’t understand the true dw fan lifestyle. But mostly you are just too annoying
#Jkjk.#sorry I’m. drunk. and the dw tag hs like half go and it’s annoying me#I just. i don’t want dw to go thru the kinda fanbase explosion go is having rn. cause I am never a fan of that particular way of media being#popular. and dw has been my special interest since I was genuinely like 7 years old so whatever I am protective of her#warlock wartalks#at least these ppl will prob never get into EU or classic content so I can be SO annoying
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I hate us americans so muchhhhhhhh
#sorry i’m kinda drunk#but we (in Switzerland) were playing charades and the instructions were ‘nothing too niche’ and tell me WHYYYY one of those idiots chose the#LA lakers or whatever they’re called#GODDAMN#not all americans of courseeeee#but just in that moment i was like. dude. get fucked fr
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if u can’t handle me at my basically being a furry u don’t deserve me at my having rlly good pussy and giving great head
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#talks#:/ I don’t understand this body#it’s really sensitive to changes and it can’t handle smoking/drinking (WHICH IS GOOD but not when I’m trying to enjoy with friends)#I’m forced to sit back and watch people enjoy what I can’t#in my prev reblog I ranted about preferring to smoke a cig compared to vape#and NOim not advocating for cigarettes over vape#vape will always be better#the only reason why I prefer cigarettes is because I’m v sensitive to nicotine apperantly and I can’t really vape a lot#so it’s never worth it to buy my own one since it would be a massive waste#a cig however#I only do 1 every once in a while (at a party) and I prefer to do it with someone rather than alone#but it give me what I’m kind of missing from vape#1 cig is satisfactory#I don’t really know what my limit is to vaping but I promise you it’s not a lot#and if I get sick I’m stuck on the couch waiting for the nausea to go away#but if I could I would buy vapes in a heartbeat#and it’s crazy how sensitive I am to alcohol… a few shots and I’m very drunk and it’s vomit century#and I enjoy being drunk/ it’s fun and warm#it’s kinda insulting to watch everyone around you enjoy a drink while you have to sit it out knowing it’s because of your body…#sorry for ranting#every once in a while I get reminded about how I am and I get frustrated#ultimately I know this is for the best but that doesn’t mean I can’t watch in envy#I can only take small amounts and hope life will treat me well#alcohol#vape#smoking
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One of my friends liked the post and I perked up like a dog w there human coming home but they aren’t rESPONDING TO MEEEEE…… I want attention….. I want to be annoying…. Drunk me is annoying just wants friends… just wants to have fun chats…. Where r my friends… I don’t wanna go home and have chats w my boring relatives wanna chats w my FRIENDS!!!!! Want to catch up.. ask how ur horses and chickens r doing… last time we talked w our voices the very next day my house burnt down that was SO LONG AGO… tell me about ur life I wanna listennnnn… blease….
#I’m vague posting at this point gGHGH-#I’m sorry that’s kinda stupid of me idk I’m drunk I don’t care about proper behavior anymore want attention!!!#it’s funny that was the first and last time we talked w voices…..#i wuv u…. u r one of my very few friends u r great. we don’t talk enough#I’m too busy w my… early 20s mid life crisis and u r too busy w ur farm activities….#still tho… friend… wow… I have more than 1 friend#it’s not just me and ghast I have 2!!!! friends!!!!!#wowie zowie….#update! the responded to me :)#yay!!!!! I am at peace and content now…#also I’m home now! safe and snug in me room#hell yeah….
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