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happy normal fuckin day to everyone who doesnt celebrate christmas or rly any holidays today n tomorrow. hope you have an average day. hope its chill like any other
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just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO
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child, don't listen to their words you're not a monster no matter what you've heard you're everything i dreamed you'd be a miracle to me they don't get to tell you what you're worth darling, you're native to the night so take these wings i gave you and take flight don't ever be ashamed of your claws, your bite, your strength they don't get to tell you who you are honey, don't ever change a thing your fire breath, your many heads, your poison serpent sting just because they're afraid doesn't mean that you have strayed they don't even get to have a say i can not give you their love but i can make you strong and brave and i can make you tough their swords and arrows cannot pierce the hide of one so proud, so fierce they don't get to tell you who you are they tell you you're a prophecy but you're a possibility they don't get to tell you what to be and let them write their histories clinging to their legacies you and me, we know just what we're worth
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i love how madoka is always like "i love you homura! and i also love all my other friends! i'm glad we're all friends and we love each other :)" and meanwhile homura would clearly throw the other three into a woodchipper for an 0.03% increase in madoka's happiness
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The Serpents
Licorice - Honeysuckle -Marigold
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"come home and see my girl cave :)" I say flirtily. You agree, imagining a rec room with some couches and maybe a few vintage consoles. I lead you down into the basement, where I have carved out a slimy grotto with its own ecosystem. by the time you see me dive into the water and come up with a fish in my teeth, it's too late. You want to fuck me so badly.
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wanting to keep the bunny tail plug in while she breeds you should be a valid reason to get all three letters for vaginoplasty for free
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disappearing like the roanoke colonists but carving "I NEED A FAT BITCH" into a tree instead of "CROATOAN"
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some of you have never treated a cat with enough love and kindness to experience their adoration and trust and it shows
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a very merry end of campaign 3 to all naddpoles out there!!! ive had these designs for the main teams done for a long while but never posted them, what better time to do so than now! excited to see what new stuff comes next ๐ฆ
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we need to find a way to effectively romanticize transfem shoulders, itโs the one part of the body i havenโt seen any love for as of yet.
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i think makeup can be artistic expression i also think sometimes people are lying about it being about artistic expression and would in fact be a lot happier if they had never been told they had to wear it
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