#I’m kidding I’m kidding

[sunglassesmish]

princess diana died 27 years ago today but (redacted) years ago today sunglassesmish was born

[writerfae]

The parallel that both Callan and Aiden were babies that were not supposed to make it but had such a strong determination and will to live that they survived anyway 🥺

[dipperscavern]

i’m a straight man but even i can say robb is FINE

im no limnologist but there’s this river in egypt

[laertesthelocalstranger]

What's your favorite type of fabric?

human skin

[babykatia]

The urge to force a monster dildo into my holes until I’m ruined and film it to share with all of you 🤭🤭

[orcinus-veterinarius]

LITTLE MAN OBTAINED!!! I'm so thankful to my friend for buying him for me. He's an orca themed version of the sharkitty mascot!!!!

Orca-shark-cat. Typical SeaWorld hybrid.

[chlodoll]

in my book it’s been 4.0 since november 😇

[heather-chandlers-weirder-cousin]

ANOTHER HTTYD REFERENCE

THAT SHIP YOU CAN BARELY SEE IN THE BACKGROUND IS ONE OF THE VIKING SHIPS!!!!!!

*owl seeing anything viking* httyd reference????

[marmot-bumblebee-231]

han solo was just trying to make his way in life as an instacart shopper and occasionally uber driver, and somehow ended up involved in like. a terrorist organization.

[crazysnor1ax]

T4t willowson. You agree. Reblog.

[euthymiya]

but one day if acheron starts to fall down the tier list of meta what will you do 😔

Why would you say this to me what compelled you to type that be so honest with me right now

[dearpyramus]

it’s just something about writing a fic about alcoholism while drunk

[thebindingofpillo]

MerMaggy for MerMay

[anxious-polyptoton]

they keep saying Mr D is in all these different kinds of camp T-shirts but maybe they’re not talking about chb or camp jupiter; they are simply acknowledging that everything he wears is

💅✨camp✨💅

[akewolf]

Me at the end of season 6 of 911

Honestly? I’m too old and gay for this shit

[moviestarmartini]

Me tentaste tanto con esa historia sobre Franco que hasta consideré escribir sobre él (cuz español rioplatense). Jamás te voy a perdonar por esto... Mentira, sos lo mejor. Nunca cambies.

HERMANAAA si escribes algo para el te juro que hago un hijo Y TE LO REGALO

admito que consulté con alguno de tus fics para ver si todo iba bien en cuanto al léxico 🤭 me muero de que te haya gustado, me iba a dar una vaina en medio de clase djfkdlkg

si quieres hablar sobre eso (tipo ideas) sabes cómo contactarme