#I’m just waiting to talk to my fictional boyfriend lmaooo I mentioned this to pass the time

[shima-draws]

Have y’all ever had such a bad movie experience that you can never watch it again? When I saw Rango in theaters with a friend it was actually a date and it traumatized me bc he clearly just wanted a girlfriend (he even admitted later that there was someone else in our friend group he liked and was using me to get her to notice and possibly get jealous like that’s a huge dick move. Anyway.) so he was horribly flirting with me the entire time and I was trying to brush it off and let him down gently because I was maybe 13 at the time and NOT ready for a relationship, I barely remember that movie because I was sitting there sweating bullets the whole time since I didn’t want to hurt his feelings but I didn’t want him to try to start anything either. And to make things even worse it was super awkward on the way home (his mom drove us back) and she yelled at me for not being considerate enough towards him and I’m like “Bitch shut the fuck up you have no idea what I’ve just been through?” So yeah it was the shittiest date I’ve ever been on and even reliving it now makes me shudder

Anwyay that’s the story of how I was traumatized by Rango and why I’ll never ever watch that film ever again because it will only remind me of this particular incident