#I’m having

[loboto-bear]

What if I wrote Part 3 of Reparenting Lupara from Franco’s perspective-

Would that still be appealing to people???

[acertainmoshke]

It’s time for a fun round of why am I so tired I’m considering a nap? Is it because: (a) I was up until midnight despite having to get up at 6:35 to go to the doctor, (b) I spent the morning driving and then having social interactions, (c) I got a flu shot, or (d) I fainted because evolution is dumb for freaking out over slight blood loss (and I’m dumb for not drinking water or eating a snack) and then nearly fainted twice more because my body specifically is pathetic?

[the-little-boy]

So I wanna make a male/masculine EC oc but idk which vocaloid to use to represent him, like maybe Kagamine Len but he’s used a lot, then maybe Oliver but idk.. then I thought maybe Dex because bro I love his design but idk.. I also thought about using teto because I love teto but AJSJSJAJ ITS HARD I LOVE ALL THEIR DESIGNS 😭🫡

[russilton]

Now I’m looking at this later- it may just be poor video quality- but did he shave his fuckin legs for the Marriott bonvoy ad???

[yourtamaki]

zoro’s a dry humping menace i can feel it in my soul

[mothstiel]

OH MY GOD CHAT IT WAS CASUAL.

[thefanciestborrower]

Sooo what if I were to like, hypothetically, write a classic lit vore fic in the style of the original book...

[mushiewrites]

Lee Sapnap hmmmm~

You’ve summoned me Mushie

Okay he’s ribs are a death spot but especially if you drill the ones under his arms. He squeals at that.

He doesn’t really fight back but he curls up and kicks his legs which is cute.

He tries his best to not laughter so catching him by surprise or teasing him is your best bet to hear those giggles.

Sapnap is the one who usually gets tickled in the house, Dream and George would team up on him cause he’s the smallest and he’s also a brat sometimes (George is the biggest brat tho).

Sometimes Dream gets them both if they are fighting like kids again.

I got more but I don’t want this to be too long so have fun with these for now :>

YESSSSS I LOVE SUMMONING PEOPLE FOR LEE!SAP!!!!!!!!!!! 🔥😈

I 1000000% agree that the top two ribs on sapnap are absolute torture for him. saps ribs in general are really sensitive, but his armpits and the two top ribs are what really set him off in terms of that area. (he also has thighs, hips, ankles + feet for death spots!!!) anyone that goes to get him there either get wrecked themselves bc sap gets adrenaline so hard that he overpowers the other person, or they get their hands stuck under saps arms, free to tk and tk and tk until he can’t take it or he lets their hands out (spoiler alert: sap can never lift his arms to let anyone out)

I think that when sap is first getting into a tk fight or first getting tks, he does attempt to fight back. but if someone catches him off guard or they get him in a good spot he kind of just becomes this useless pile of squirms, kicks and giggles. he writhes and shivers and trembles and squirms and kicks with all his might to try and get rid of the tkly energy, and he slaps his fists against the ground, but he will almost never fight back when he’s being tkled that badly 🫠

I was speaking to cal today about how sapnap would try and hold in his laughter SO MUCH, and the ler (i’ll use karl) would just find it both hilarious and adorable. hilarious, because watching sapnap pretend to have composure while having his ribs tweaked is the funniest joke karl’s ever heard, and adorable for the same reasons. sapnap knows karl is going easy on him so that he can have a false sense of security, but it still catches him off guard when karl goes from poking around his ribs to kneading between his hip bones. that makes sapnap scream and fall into a fit of loud laughter, and karl just teases him about how hard he tried but how “the tk monster always gets the laughs out”

weirdly enough i feel like sapnap is the one who gets tkled the most too???? because he IS so small, and he IS a brat (and ur correct george is the king of the brats we all know that for sure), and sap is just so tkly everywhere that george and dream can’t help but target him any chance they can get. it’s just a bonus for the two that sapnap has the cutest reactions

I AGREE 100000000000000000% THAT DREAM GETS THEM BOTH IF THEYRE FIGHTING OR ANNOYING HIM!!!!!!! after the first few times sapnap and george are kind of conditioned to see the warning signs, so if they’re all in the living room, george and sapnap arguing over something ridiculous again and one of them sees dreams fingers start twitching, they stop almost immediately, tapping the other person to signal for them to stop just so dream doesn’t wreck them. sometimes dream still does, even if they stop, just because he wants to and he can 😎 (also: if sap or george are feeling lee or feeling like they want the other person to get wrecked, they’ll continue arguing or being annoying even if the other person stops to get them both tkled anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

[highkey-confused]

Despite my physical form, my gender is really 2005 Gerard Way

[lleviathansoupsl]

Valiantly pursuing my goal of cementing my own immortality catalysing then ensuring the longevity of revolution

[rabbit-bf]

My brain is mush

I watch my Just Dance f/os maps at least five times a day each

I’m probably seeing Tinker and the elves tomorrow

I get elf content every weekend now

I get Tomura every weekend

I have many OCs to indulge in

My brain is in fact rotting

[hamletthedane]

I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the class had conferenced at recess regarding the poor state of the classroom goldfish’s tank. We decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the dire situation, and I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)

[mediocre-megs]

honestly more media should portray the anti aging industry as horrific and decidedly unhuman. it IS body horror it IS grotesque it DOES go against nature. it WILL kill you. yes.

[river--ghost]

work all night on a drink of rum

daylight come and me wan go home

stack banana til the morning come

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

a beautiful bunch of ripe banana

daylight come and me wan go home

hide the deadly black tarantula

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

dayo

dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

[sillyguy-supreme]

white americans when you tell them that the idea of climate change as an impending disaster is a reductive first world perspective because it’s a tangible reality for many in the global south already: