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RAHHH GAY PEOPLE
#silly#art#lol#digital circus#the amazing digital circus#tadc gangle#tadc pomni#pomni#i love gangle#i love pomni#pomni x gangle#heart eye emoji#i love them a normal amount#I’m going to put them in a blender
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Anyways ignoring my mom calling a fictional angel slurs she can’t reclaim I really enjoyed episode 1 of season 2 I am so very not okay
If I was aziraphale I would have fallen in love with crowley the absolute moment I saw the joy in his face after creating fucking galaxies and stars and nebulas and shit
You’re telling me you were present for the creation of one of the most beautiful and breathtaking things in the universe and you got to see the pure joy and wonder on the face of the person who set things into motion in a once in a lifetime experience that no one else but the two of you shall share for eternity
And you didn’t marry him right then and there? Ok, weak as fuck
#demos ramblings#good omens spoilers#good omens#good omens season two#and then fucking naked man happens#and the two of them are both incredibly smart and also complete idiots at the same time#I’m going to put them in a blender
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FUCKING SPELLTINE THEY MEAN SO MUCH TO ME WHAT THE FUCK I LOVE GAY PEOPLE
I’m so normal about these two holy shit.
They make me feel so painfully single.
#kieran valentine#monster high#spelldon cauldronello#spelltine#monster high pride#lgbtq#gay people#fucking hell#I’m going to put them#into a blender
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Every time I am reminded that odysseus hades 2 is divorced from penelope a part of my soul dies
#WHY SUPERGIANT GAMES WHYYYYYYY!!!!!#if we can’t get them back together I’m going to start a riot#I fucking will#I love him but I hate him#putting him in a blender (affectionate) (derogatory)#hades 2#odysseus
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Random Nenekasa hc
Nene forced Tsukasa to sew him a plushie of robo-nene that Tsukasa now regrets giving him bc when he doesn’t have robo-nene he throws the plushie at her instead of continuously using confetti cannons on her. (I want to believe robo-nene has confetti cannons.)
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anyone else have an issue where seeing too much of other people’s ocs (and the creations involving/depicting them and how others respond to said characters) make you wanna give up fucking around with your own characters? no? just me?
#some days i’m good and cool and wanna do all the things with… well it’s just one right now. so my boy#seeing other people’s art and shit of their characters is…it’s cool. inspiring#some days though i want to throw my son in a fucking blender and give up on this shit forever#seeing people get comments like ‘ough#your character is so fuckin cool!’#or ‘i love your character paired with the character you’re pairing them with it works so gooood’#and then it’s crickets for me like#oh. okay. i clearly suck at this because if i didn’t people would love him as much as i do on a good day#and the it makes the fun romance stuff not fun because#huh. if nobody likes him - if he’s that shitty - it makes no sense that anyone would fall in love with him in-universe either#he’s clearly got nothing going for him#he clearly sucks ass. and not in a fun way#it feels shitty#and i know i barely put anything out there so of course nobody knows anything about him but#what’s the point?#when all these other awesome characters exist. like putting a shitty child’s drawing up next to a leyendecker#except the child who made the shitty drawing is actual 3* years old and has been doing this for a minute and so has no fucking excuse#to suck other than they’re not smart or creative enough for this shit#i can’t have fun with it if he’s actually shitty#and my only point of reference is other people’s ocs and how people react to them and he’s not like anything like them#because again. if he’s as shitty as i feel i don’t wanna put the effort into any more creation with him#or at all really#can someone fuckin cut this desire to create out of my head? so i stop feeling like this and no longer am at risk#of putting absolute fucking garbage into the world?#it���d be more likely than getting over this dumb comparison bullshit that permeates every other facet of my life as well…#or. no. please. someone give me advice on how to stop feeling like this#i want to keep creating and playing with my guy#character stuff#oc#to the void with love
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Whyyyy did I walk to class thirty minutes early I said to myself ok class is at 10. I double checked my schedule at least three times for time + location. And then I leave thinking oh geez this time I’ll actually be late. I’m here at 9:25 thinking to myself wait this isn’t the right discussion at all what’s going on. Head in fucking hands.
#what even everrrrr but I am also going to set this building and myself on fire#or if I can’t do that I’m going to start ripping out the tiles on the ceiling#loosen them up a bit so maybe they’ll fall on people’s heads#okay sorry. sounding a little insane rn. they need to put me down#they need to put my brain through a blender and then freeze it in one of those cool ice molds#done I’m done I’ll do work sitting on the floor or something
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In other news I had a CRAZY Sanji dream/fic idea that I’d like to do for my next longer fic project
#definitely want to finish requests and probably Set Ablaze first#but…. idk I wanna put Sanji and reader in the blender and mess them up a bit#but it’ll be happy in the end! because it’s me and I’m in love with him#but also …. blender go brrrrrrrrr#I wanna talk a little more about it but my thoughts are rambley#wurm.txt
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#how do i stop seeing bodies#i need to be body-blind#i want everyone to be floating heads#green screen out everyone’s body i actually cannot see a single one! take them away!#i can’t look at my phone! i can’t look at my friends! i can’t go to the gym! i can’t go to the grocery store! i can’t look in the mirror!#i can’t have dessert! i can’t have salad! i can’t have coffee! i can’t touch myself! i am in prison!#i want to stop thinking about food! i want to stop thinking about other people’s bodies! i want to stop thinking about my body!#i am humiliated to walk around in this world looking the way i look?#!* lol#and i feel like if anyone actually looked at me for five seconds they’d see what i see and pity me!#my body is not romanticized anywhere#body positivity isn’t for me#i’m not skinny and i’m certainly not curvy i’m just pathetic and misshapen and unfortunate#and the LEAST i could do is be skinny! but i LOVE SUGAR#ugh wait#ed tw#sorry all#i’m on my period and it’s putting my brain through the blender
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Getting gifted mobility aids for Christmas is so odd bc on one hand that’s like giving somebody Gift Of Working Body Part That Should Just Be A Given but on the other hand… PINK NOISE CANCELLING EARMUFFS!!!!!!!! They’re 34db and over ear and HOT PINK and I’m gonna put stickers on them because a lot of the outside surface is flat
#I think they’re hunting earmuffs maybe? idk they’re like the I’m Autistic earmuffs#yknow the ones. you could put them in a blender and they’d come out fine#same thing as putting a banner on my forehead that says I HAVE NOISE PROCESSING ISSUES#Idc they’re so comfortable and I love them and I look forewarnd to going on the bus and not being in pain
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sent ramza a dissertation about the astarion/xarrai dynamics leading up to the ritual (specifically the night of the ambush) but they’re doing actual work at their job (i am procrastinating at mine) so it’s just like 7 one hundred word messages from me in a row and like a sticker from them occasionally
#i have fucking brain worms. and this guy still lives in mh house?#it’s stronger than any US marine.#i’m going to play xarrai for a third time. after i finish the durge run. i think#i miss canon!xar i miss the weird messy banite bullshit they r working through#i’m#putting them in the blender and turning it on high and drinking it like a smoothie.
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🌶️ fuck I thought my hair mashup was tricky so I’d do something easy like porting hair 🌶️
🍍 If I have to weight correct one more god damn thing I’m gonna gnaw through drywall 🍍
🍋 why does Miqo get an extra special long hair attribute and what does it mean and what does it do and is it important 🍋
🧄 Augh 🧄
#there’s no reason I can’t post them but there’s also not really a reason TO post them#it’s all for male aura or earless fem miqo orz and I don’t wanna go the whole 9 yards#especially not when I’ve packed the same mod 17 times trying to troubleshoot weights for JUST ONE RACE and it STILL clips funny unless#you use c+ to rotate your hair which implies I need to move the hair in blender#BUT WHY DO THAT WHEN I CAN DO IT IN C+ FOR FREE JUST FOR ME AAAAA#see if I was posting it I’d feel compelled to fix it yk#but also yeah FR if anyone knows what the long hair attribute fem miqo has is fucking for I’d be grateful#I have seen it on no other race#also no idk why I put food emojis in my text post </3#maybe I’m making a fruity salsa idk
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first two vampire books: armand is so so so sad whenever his mask slips for even a second he’s so filled with despair that it makes everyone sad. lestat beat the shit out of him and then decided to help him because he felt bad for this miserable creature
armand in the devils minion chapter: it’s so fun to put rats in the microwave. I’m excited to learn everything in the world and watch the same movies on repeat and laugh and buy everything on the menu. we’re going to the opera! the museum! I love putting stuff in blenders and calling random people on the phone to talk to them for hours just because it’s so exciting that phones can call all over the world now. I’m going to buy an island. I love airplanes. i’ve learned how to make movies! WAKE UP!! I have questions to ask like how do phones work???? and i’ve also decided we’re going on vacation the plane leaves in thirty minutes so get up beloved!!!!
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Congrats on finishing Ruina!!! Can’t wait til I finish lobcorp so I can also take my nuggets on a lil library adventure! On that note, how did you come up w stories for ur nuggets? I have a few ideas for my favorites but it’s a lil tougher for some of my newer ones that I’m not as attached to yet LOL
UWAHHH THANK U 🫶🫶 GOOD LUCK W LOBCORP!!! THE LIBRARY ADVENTURE IS SO FUN ✧▽✧)/
help this post ended up getting a little long bc I love making ocs,, halp…!!
we (meaning me and my best friend whos the one playing the games on stream for me HUAYSHSHD) mostly came up with stories based on vibes, plus jokes from gameplay happenings! (*except for mika and robertus…) the process is mainly like “oh they’re cute they seem like they’d have this kind of personality from their name and appearance” → deepening the character (how do I explain this… HKSJSKD)
like… are there any abnormalities that this employee always works with in-game? I like to read the abnormality’s story, try and summarise its concept, and imagine parallels~
for example, we have a nugget named goodie who from appearance and name alone we decided was like~ a sparkly and nice ikemen who everyone loves~ but I felt like I didn’t understand the depths of their character… then I was like omg… the abnormalities I most associate them with are nothing there and blue star… what if~ they want to be kind, but they feel like there’s no good reason to do that in the city… kindness will so often be repaid with spit in the eye, after all~ so in search for a purpose to “save” them (blue star cult motif) they cling to the belief that good deeds will be rewarded~ sort of like a treat hanging from a treadmill. as a result they have an impostor syndrome (nothing there inspired) where they doubt their own good deeds, even if they genuinely didn’t do it for any reward~
random cute or funny moments can serve as a basis for character traits too, like courtney always hitting people with the der freischutz gun → theyre a hotshot loose canon type, or tom always getting trapped in the snow queen’s ice + working with alephs → he has a… um… “fascination” with abnormalities! juliet’s whole character is based on the fact that they look scared as hell while carrying a big gun HKSJDK nothing is too small to latch onto 😤😤‼️‼️
MIKA AND ROBERTUS CAVEAT: sometimes literal crazy miracle events will happen in your game that serve you a whole character on a plate… like every single employee dying except for mika… and a panicked robertus trying to crazy murder them… so this wasn’t really a “start from tiny funny character traits and build up” situation it was more of like. a post-mortem investigation… of what the hell motivated this crazy yuri moment… and it turned from one fucked up gameplay happening to “robertus has always had a crush on mika but was never brave enough to act on it however during the chaos they finally decided to take a stand which resonated with the big bird ego suit and they awakened their own ego but then immediately corrupted/distorted and tried to kill mika and also it’s symbolic bc big bird’s themes are-“ etc etc etc etc…
OVERALL~ I think starting out with jokes is a great way to create a character~ you don’t have to worry about a huge backstory immediately. from small basic traits you can start to think, what do I associate with this character symbolically? (e.g., what animal do I associate with them?) how do they interact with other people or abnormalities? also of course I don’t have detailed backstories for all 40ish of them HUSHAIJS having 10ish favourites is a lot for me already…!! I generally view the oc creation process as sort of like… I’m waiting for this character to reveal their depths to me~ it will come eventually if I leave it stewing in my brain~ so take your time and have fun~ good luck manager!!!
#also…#I read a lot of yaoi. I know what character traits I like and I put them on my ocs HJDJSD#make your ocs your wives. do not be afraid to be self indulgent as fuck.#that’s my secret advice to you…………………..#o7#asks#anon#HELP I HOPE THIS MAKES SENSE LOL#im like a pattern noticer and motifs and symbols enjoyer#I was also primed to go beast mode on projmoon bc I have classical training in kamen rider studies#so I’m like hoooly shit the armor that reflects this characters heart⁉️⁉️⁉️💥💥🔥🔥#almost every abnormality is basically the manifestation of a concept so like. it’s free motifs and symbols!#like saying sergey reddened buddy ego can make my friends want to jump me#I hope this makes sense UOAHWOWJDO o7 TY FOR ASKING ME THIS I LOVE TO OCS…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😚💕 giving you a smorch on the head mwah#morse支部#enjoy a lot of art and then whirl it around in your head like a blender until the embodiment of your favourite things pops out
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somebody grant me the strength to go to work tonight 😭
#jtext#i don’t want to sleep bc that means i will have to wake up and go#they hired a new person and put them in housewares#housewares is a section of 5 half aisles#and two aisles made up of mostly coffee maker and blender displays#they really don’t ever need 2 ppl over there#meanwhile theyve just giving up on hiring anyone else for my area#and i’m getting really tired of getting the hardest aisles to zone on top of it#just bc i make them really clean and neat#if i could do less i would but it really bothers me to not make it perfect#i can’t not organize everything#so i’m like i just don’t want to go lmfao i don’t#and every time i come back from being off#my area looks like a complete disaster and#everything on topstock is fucked up#taylor used to keep it neat for me before they fired her#and the morning ppl are transferring out#not that they did much to begin w/ but 🤡#i really want to transfer stores i’m tired of the ppl there
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Steve and Eddie meet through their local buy-nothing-sell-nothing group when Steve’s getting ready to move in with Robin and he realizes he can't keep everything he owns while trying to merge households with her.
The first time they meet, Steve hadn't even been meaning to actually meet the person picking up the free toaster oven he’s giving away.
He’s setting his toaster oven outside his house on the porch when Eddie hops out of his van to pick it up and it would be rude to duck back inside without saying anything since he obviously sees him coming up, so they make small talk for a minute and Steve has to keep his eyeballs in check because they keep wanting to rake all the way down this guy’s body.
He’s covered in tattoos and so extremely Steve's type, but he knows better than to hit on someone who lives in his neighborhood and is not here for that reason.
He laments to Robin about it the next day, about the hot guy who’s probably using Steve's toaster oven as they speak, who he’ll probably never see again.
Robin rolls her eyes fondly at him and tells him that maybe if he puts more stuff up for grabs on the facebook group, he might see him again, but Steve suspects she just wants him to get rid of more of his stuff so it doesn't overcrowd their new apartment.
The set of items he puts up in the group next is an old blender and a butcher block that has three of the knives missing—seriously where did those knives go? He has yet to find them.
He tries to pretend he isn't secretly hoping Eddie will comment under his post that he wants the items, but he isn't fooling himself when his heart literally skips a beat when the first comment is from Eddie. He messages him and tells him to stop by later that day.
When Eddie shows up, they talk for longer than last time, Eddie asking why Steve needs to get rid of so much stuff and Steve asking why Eddie needs all this stuff—especially considering Steve snooped through the group and saw that Eddie joined over a year ago and hadn't once commented before now (he doesn't mention that thought, but he is thinking it real hard).
Eddie laughs and says he was in the market for a toaster oven when Steve posted one and wouldn't you know it? He also needs a blender—the knife set is just a bonus, he says.
Steve tries not to read too much into it, but his brain is spinning the interaction around in his head for the next week.
He puts up a space heater in the group and within minutes, Eddie has claimed it.
“I should just get your number and text you directly when I find something I want to get rid of next time,” Steve says flippantly when Eddie comes by to grab it that night. “Instead of clogging up the facebook group.”
Eddie smirks at him and steps a little closer. He says, “Maybe you should.”
His neighbor’s car alarm decides to go off right at that moment, ruining the flirty atmosphere with its incessant shrill. They can barely hear each other over the drone of it, so Eddie leaves without giving Steve his number and Steve is left feeling like he keeps having these missed connection moments with Eddie.
In a fit of desperation to see Eddie again, Steve puts up a bunch of random stuff in the group the next day—a shoe rack that’s missing a piece, a step stool, a cheap side table he got from Ikea—and Eddie is still the first person to comment like he’s been refreshing the page, just waiting for Steve to post.
“I left without giving you my number last time and I didn't want to be creepy and message you unprompted,” Eddie says as they load the side table into his van. “I think I was overthinking things and then got kind of spooked.”
“It doesn't look like anything could spook you,” Steve says.
When they get the side table inside the back of the van, Eddie turns to him and admits, “A very pretty boy could.”
Steve can feel his face getting hot. “You think I’m pretty?” he asks.
Eddie nods. “Why do you think I keep coming here? There's no way a person who’s lived here for as long as I have would need all this stuff.”
“Did you need any of it?” Steve asks in a teasing voice. “Or were you just so blown away by how cute my profile picture is that you just had to meet me?”
“Oh, I needed the toaster oven, but everything after that was just to see you again,” Eddie says before biting his lip.
There’s an entire swarm of butterflies in his stomach when Eddie's hand brushes his, when Steve takes Eddie's hand in his and leads him inside his box-filled house.
Later, when they’re making out on Steve's couch—when Steve really should still be packing since he has to move in less than a week—he pulls back to ask, “Wait, so are you gonna put the rest of the stuff you don't need back up for grabs in the group? I feel like that would start so much neighborhood gossip.”
Eddie grins wide and Steve wants to kiss him again, wants to feel his smile against his mouth.
“Oh, we’ll be the talk of the town, baby,” Eddie says, pulling him back in.
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