#I’m gay mind you
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No way did i think the roygbiv acronym was actually a real queer person named Roy G Biv
I would hear people say roygbiv and think ‘wow he really is making moves for the community’
#humor#i guess#I’m gay mind you#shame#just found out about this#dumbification#gay#Roy g Biv#the icon we deserve#the new Jesus
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somebody said to reverse it and i couldn’t stop myself…
#criminal minds#emily prentiss#i’m going absolutely feral#paget brewster#emily prentiss x you#emily prentiss x reader#im so gay#ᝰ.ᐟ just thinking thoughts
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trucy: hang on polly you have a hair on you—oh, it’s long and…blonde. again.
apollo, internally: oh my god they’re all going to think i’m STRAIGHT and that i’m sleeping with a WOMAN
trucy, athena, and wright all thinking: oh that’s for sure klavier’s :/
#ace attorney#klapollo#aa incorrect quotes#apollo justice#klavier gavin#take apollo’s tone as you will#because sometimes people assuming i’m straight is like the actual worst thing you could do to me😤#but sometimes i feel like a secret agent😏 like yes😏 hello fellow straights😏😏#also i like the idea that apollo is just SO intent on minding his own business#that he doesn’t even realize that everyone he knows is gay#like he’s so smart if he thought about it he’d realize immediately but like man is too busy thinking about law for that sorry#so he’s just habitually ‘hello fellow straights’-ing them and they are ALL confused#me projecting tbh i’d rather die than let most coworkers know absolutely anything of value about my life😤#which works until one of them IS actually nice and chill and cool#and then they get blindsided when you finally reveal that you actually DO have a personality lol
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I should find another hobby
Anyway, if Merlin was set in modern times, Arthur would have called Merlin his “gay awakening”.
#arthur’s mind in this moment (probably)#‘what the fuck is a stab with a magical sword anyway’#‘let me kiss merlin’#‘let’s smooch’#‘let’s go back to camelot and copulate’#‘why haven’t i done this before i mean WHATEVER I’M JUST DYING SO’#‘let’s make the best of my last few moments AM I RIGHT FELLAS’#‘come on merlin one small peck coME HERE’#and merlin’s thoughts (probably):#‘if you die without kissing me i will sentence you to death’#‘no hesitation’#‘put those pretty lips on minE COME ON ARTHIE’#merlin’s thought as he waits for arthur’s return (probably)#‘i’ll kill him again. what the fuck does thank you even mean’#‘bro be for real we’re just gay’#‘we were supposed to bed each other and you died in my arms instead’#��pretty dramatic if you ask me’#if you didn’t notice i’m going insane#merthur#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin bbc#i’ll probably delete it later because i don’t feel that sure about it but i wanted a laugh#i made this out of desperation for the finale since i finished my rewatch#please send help
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emily prentiss who’s gone over 30 years of her life believing she was a straight woman. she’s had boyfriends and lovers and hookups that all satisfied her sex drive for this long, why would she ever think to feel any different?
emily prentiss who meets you on your first day as a profiler and can’t seem to figure out why your beauty stops her in her tracks. all women are beautiful and she can acknowledge when someone is. Right?
emily prentiss who can’t help but follow you with her eyes anytime you’re in her near vicinity. she catches herself admiring the shape of your body, the curve of your hips, the outline of the lace your bra is made out of showing through the fabric of your shirts. she mentally curses penelope the day she very considerately lets you know it’s visible.
emily prentiss feels lightheaded every time you walk by her and your perfume wafts through her nostrils. The scent subtle but so undeniably you that it’s almost intoxicating to inhale. she asks you what it is later and buys a bottle, using it sparingly when she doesn’t see you for a few days.
emily prentiss who asks jj what it feels like to fall in love, only to be described in detail everything she’s felt in the months since you joined the bau.
emily prentiss who’s self aware enough to realize that maybe she likes women. or maybe she just likes you. either way it sends her into an existential crisis to have a part of her identity revealed to her so late in her life.
emily prentiss who’s, at first, harmless crush evolves into pining for any kind of attention from you. she can feel her pale cheeks grow hot whenever you compliment her, or hug her, or hold her hand, or lean your head on her shoulder.
emily prentiss who needs to pull her head out of her ass and realize that you’ve loved her since the moment you locked eyes. but it’s kind of fun seeing the most headstrong woman you know melt like putty in your hands. if she doesn’t make a move soon, you might have to take matters into your own hands.
#can you tell I’m feeling extra gay today#emily prentiss x reader#emily prentiss#bisexual!emily prentiss#criminal minds#criminal minds fanfiction#wlw post#wlw yearning#biseuxal#lgbt+#lgbtqia#bau!reader
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sometimes i think about THIS jennifer jareau and i’m-
#i know she was traumatized#but still LOOK at her#i’m sorry for simping for you when you’re struggling jj#it’s not my fault you’re so hot#emily how did you survive seeing this#i know emily had a gay panic right there#this was so bisexual of you agent jareau#jemily#jennifer jareau#jj#criminal minds#cm
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Youll never guess what I started!!
While watching the first episode I forced myself to figure out how to draw rett and it paid off look at him!!
Avantris singlehandedly forcing me to learn how to draw men
Silhouettes because they look shockingly baddass, Barbie pyke because Jesus do not leave his hair unrendered, and the sketch because I find it funny
#my sketches for everything are always CRIMINAL#I should post them more#this one had various contexts so I’m gonna share them all and you can pick which one you like best and that can be canon in your mind#1: they’re pissed at eachother but gay people can’t be normal (codependency)#2: were not mad just disappointed#3: the crew is being shenanigan heavy and they need a break#Not to brag but#I need everyone to look at several things#pykes hair#the metal rendering#pykes shoes#and retts arm#thank you#anyways um I love stardust rhapsody expect more art to come#prelude come back#legends of avantris#stardust rhapsody#pyke stardust rhapsody#rett stardust rhapsody
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i am going to combust into a million pieces
#mario#super mario#smb#luigi#bowser#bowuigi#mario movie#super mario bros movie#what theFUCK going on#they won’t even let us BREATHE#you know damn well they enjoy seeing us go apeshit over these#i am literally losing my mind#i know i’m gonna be so disappointed when i go see the movie and it’s gonna be like only 2 seconds of luigi screen time#but it’s okay AS LONG AS WE GET A LUIGIS MANSION SPIN OFF#that’s all that matters to me <3#also why’s bowser doing that little maneuver with his mustache like 💀💀#gay gay homosexual gay#could he be any more homosexual#< the answer is NO#anyways i’m gonna go scream into my pillow for a little while
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Will never get over that bts video where Paget apologizes to the director before wrapping her arms around her and starts to continuously kiss her on the cheek till she pushes her down with her on the stairs😭
#IM SORRY#PAGET’S HAND COMING DOWN TO THE GIRLS HIPS TO PULL HER ON TOP OF HER???#fuck I’m so gay#emily prentiss#criminal minds#criminal minds evolution#paget valerie brewster#paget brewster#emily elizabeth prentiss#emily prentiss x reader#emily prentiss smut#emily prentiss x female reader#emily prentiss x you#criminal minds emily prentiss
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Damn you know the Velma show is bad because Velma and Daphne literally kiss and are confirmed love interests in it and you gay bitches are SILENT
#scooby doo#Velma literally got a crush on one side character in one animated movie no one watched#and you people lost your god damn mind#Now she’s fully making out with Daphne and no one gives a fuck#hbo velma#velma show#Velma#(just to be clear I’m also gay bitches)
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Also can’t help noticing—
Ladies, is it gay to reach for your wife?
#not to mention that if you stacked them on top of eachother they’d be dancing—#listen. I’ll stop pointing out Hoyo’s blatant ‘’they’re fucking’’ symbolism when they stop putting it on twitter and in their game#like I’m just minding my business and they keep coming up behind me whispering ‘’gay gay homosexual gay’’#Arlecchino#Furina#Arlefuri#Genshin Impact //
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our secret thing
succession 1.09 pre-nuptial
#tomgreg#greg hirsch#tom wambsgans#andrew dodds#succession scripts#succession#yeah this one made me feel utterly insane#up all night smoking the weed that makes you gay and in love with tom#kiddo#vs i’m the only one that likes you#greg literally thinks he likes tom more than shiv atp#and i don’t think anything has happened to change his mind since#and well. 4.08 just happened.#greg playing the fucking long game#also the last bit made me laugh out loud
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low effort meme incoming
#don’t hug me I’m scared#dhmis#dhmis red guy#dhmis duck#Fluffybird#I guess#edit#fellas is it gay to like looking at a duck whose name you still don’t know?#dunno if this will actually show up in the tags but if it does. hi#don’t mind the rest of the blog being empty idk what to do with it
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I honestly want to see what non slug Ted looks like in your art style! :D
Now that you mention it I wondered the same thing so here we are! :D He has no idea the horrors he’s about to witness.
While I was drawing this lovely guy I had a thought… What if, years later, AM turned him back into a human?
what then?
…
[part 2]
#thank you so much for this idea#truly a rollercoaster#this was so fun to draw omg#this poor man and the horrors I’m drawing him going through#thank you for an excuse to draw this eheheh#ihnmaims#i have no mouth and i must scream#my art#am ihnmaims#slug ted#tedam#evil computer#am is a beast holy shit#we love the toxic gays#ANOTHER FRAME#OMFG IM LOOSING MY MIND#unslugged ted
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I think Four should get to be pretty. As a treat.
Thank you @zarvasace for the ask, I always want to draw the boy <3
#I did not do this on marker paper and it is kinda obvious but oh well 😅#In my mind Shadow Four and Dot have a lesbian and her gay best friends relationship#(side note: thank you Mina for your help in the write-a-thon and I love your work)#I have to tag now don’t I?#fine#linked universe#lu four#lu dot#lu shadow#fourdow#my art#traditional art#what else#is that all?#Click for better quality because tumblr threw it out the window#now I’m done
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[12yo keith is standing in a walmart parking lot holding a rainbow colored balloon and other miscellaneous items]
shiro: wha- is that keith? what is he doing?
adam, deathly serious: takashi he worked super hard on this. so please just play along
shiro: what is ‘this’ supposed to be?
adam: (shhh! he’s coming over here!)
[keith nervously approaches shiro and adam]
keith: ummm... hi shiro
shiro: hi keith :)
keith: happy gay month cuz you know. you’re gay and stuff.
shiro: .. okay. thank you?
[keith hands over the balloon]
keith: i got you this gay balloon cause it’s got all the colors of the rainbow. because it’s gay
shiro: okay-
[keith starts handing over the other things in his hands]
keith: and i got you skittles because they also have a rainbow on them-
shiro: okay-
keith: and i got you this cookie cake, it says, um
keith: [mumble singing] ‘beee who you areee with yourrr.. priiiide’
shiro: this is for-- pride month-- why did you do this, why are you doing this?
adam: (BE. NICE.)
keith: .. because you’re gay!
shiro: .. okay.
shiro: wow, thank you keith, this is really nice! i’m sorry i didn’t get you anything :(
keith: why would you get me something for pride month?
shiro:
adam:
keith: ?
shiro: keith, this is so thoughtful, thank you! :)
keith: :D
#HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THAT VIDEO IT MAKES ME LOSE MY MIND#voltron#keith#shiro#adam#broganes#adashi#ghkdhjkfWDEkhjfwehjkfdkjn#shitpost#anyway the lore is that this is Keith’s first pride with shiro and Adam. Keith is from Texas. he wants to make sure shiro knows#that keith is cool with shiro being gay. he is trying so hard to be a good ‘ally’#keith: yeah I’m just really passionate about gay rights. as an ally.
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