#I’m a god damn top!!!!
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Note
i still think about bottom tara often … 😋😋😋😋
I just know Tara would be crying, screaming, shaking at this ask.
27 notes
·
View notes
Note
breaking my silence: soap is a walking fleshlight... the s in soap stands for slut
Hear me out..
Soap likes your possessiveness, loves the marks you leave on him, loves the need for constant touching loves how you remind him that he’s yours and yours only while you fuck him . There’s no one he’d want in this world beside you.
However he can’t help the way he clenches around your cock when you leave the door open for everyone to walk in while you’re fucking him, wondering what everyone would think seeing the mouthy sergeant submitting to you like this, wondering if they’d find him pretty like this, pretty enough to kiss and caress while he’s being split open on your cock
Soap cant help but have his cunt dripping just at the mention of someone else joining in, at the thought of taking two cocks at the same time because of course it would be possible you’d spent enough time exploring his body’s limit to know that, or thinking about having your cock down his throat while someone fucks his cunt and the entire time he’s getting off to the sight of you standing there smiling down at him while imaging it’s your cock inside him, because at the end of the day no one can fuck him the way you can and both of you know it
He can’t help but cum quickly while taking someone else’s cock as you watch and instruct because there’s something so hot about you knowing his body like this this to the point where you can instruct someone else on how to pleasure him, or when you tell the person they can fuck him but can’t cum inside his cunt and if Soap were into something like that, you’d clean him up throughly afterwards with your mouth and despite his hole being all pink and puffy and feeling sensitive to your touch he’d still let you fill him up with your own load because at the end of the day Soap is yours
#I used to be like I’m so possessive in bed idk what’s so hot about sharing partners in bed and then I found a fic and god damn#also this really isn’t a Drabble but I like how I did it so enjoy the horniness mwah#alec answers#dom reader#top male reader#soap x reader#soap x male reader#john soap mactavish x reader#john soap mactavish x male reader
584 notes
·
View notes
Text
still needs polishing, but I love him
#DIY top surgery for werewolves#this is a commission and damn I just love when people ask for something right up my alley 😁#I challenged myself with this one#having the mouth open was touuuugh#but I think it was worth it for the effect#I’m excited to see it finished#pottery#ceramics#clay sculpture#sculptural#little dude#trans art#transmasc#kiln god adjacent
169 notes
·
View notes
Note
What is your favorite most ridiculous personal GO headcanon?
i’m actually soooo boring in that i cherish the canon more than anything, and have the most fun with fics/headcanons/etc that have at least one foot grounded in the original content.
that being said, i will die on the hill of pillow princess aziraphale.
#good omens#ask a rat#i still ENJOY top!aziraphale bc god damn- you know?#but i’m still like#oh this fic is great. it’s wrong but it’s great.
135 notes
·
View notes
Text
next up in my revamped kj designs: jet star!! 💫
she is so important to me… the space puppy tattoo is partially because of @eggbagelz’ headcanon which i saw and thought “oh definitely jet would LOVE laika” and the design is (with permission) one of my lovely friend @andpierres’ tattoo flash designs and tattoo tickets are available on his kofi if YOU would like to have a space puppy tattoo on your own skin! :)
as with the last two posts, untextured version under the cut for cleaner details and accurate colors!
#danger days#jet star#ttlotfk#killjoys california#jetty jetty jetty#jet has the most updated design technically because i went from headcanoning them as transmasc to transfem!#i have birthday and therefore astrology hcs for ALL the fab four btw if you’re interested#ghoul also has his sign’s constellation tattooed on him i think maybe jet and ghoul got those done to be loosely matching :) family#THANK YOU NICO FOR LETTING ME USE YOUR DESIGN!!#felt appropriate for jet not only because of the space theming but also because i know you like jet a lot :) and i like how you draw them#so. i kind of associate jet with you#and again: no jacket because i wanted y’all to see her tatts but unlike kobra’s jacket#i would probably make at least a FEW tweaks jet’s jacket makes the least sense to me. leather AND denim? i THINK? and there’s a weird symbol#on it? and an epaulette? idk man it’s interesting but i would probably do it differently#god fucking damn it the gun is a little too short probably. to make sense from a top angle. OH WELL. i’m not going back and changing that#too much work#also i spent literally five or six hours just on her hair please clap#if i’ve said anything about jet’s tattoos in the past ignore that i don’t remember any of what i said if that’s the case#NEW hcs now.
60 notes
·
View notes
Text
Thinking so hard about sertegra dancing fic that has not yet been created
#hellsing#hellsing ultimate#seras victoria#integra hellsing#sertegra#a#okay so hear me out you got fancy balls n shit integra was definitely taught how to do that stuff#so like idk how it gets brought up but seras like damn you gotta teach me 🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢 so like ong they’re close it’s so intimate ahhhh#and maybe it’s a little bit of a flop and seras feels bad for distracting integra from work but like#integra’s like I don’t care if it’s good when it’s with you because I’m dancing with you oooohhhhhh#you get the vibe that’s my brain I am not inherently a writer#😾mutual pining for REALsies#the mortifying ordeal of being known (attempting to accurately portray personality)#AHHHH anyway uh on a mission to find my personal favorite album for each year which is requiring me to listen to a bunch of random things#so I can be as Right as possible like some are easy years nothing will top them but like 1956? shit I’ve no clue what exists then#so then I have to learn but like God Damn so much Music exists it’s crazy I will never listen to everything that exists in my life time Damn#on a lil Chet baker run what a funky lil guy
144 notes
·
View notes
Text
it feels so strange coming to my parents house now everything is so Different
#they renovated the bathroom and idk what fucking switch does what#idk where the kids keep their light#idk where the coffee n sugar are anymore man it’s just crazy#cigarette emoji lmao#i’m also on my old fucking mattress god i am TOO DAMN OLD TO BE ON THIS THING#i’m spoilt now i have a pillow top 😭😭😭#「mercury speaks」
4 notes
·
View notes
Note
✨When you get this, list 5 songs you like to listen to, publish. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite accounts (Positivity is cool)!!🎶✨ /nf
AHHHH CAITIE ☹️❤️ thank u for thinking of me ☹️❤️ u are the awesomest ever 🫶 choosing just five songs was very tough !!! i ended up just choosing 5 of my all-timers :)
#maybe 5 of the best songs ever made#engine notably was my post-grad song this past spring#like i listened to it constantly while pre-grieving all my friends moving off campus and out of town/state 😭#it’s so excellent…#sun bleached flies is maybe my fav off preachers daughter??? but it’s very hard to choose#every song is insanely good on there#album of all time#my biggest flex is i’ve been listening to ethel since 2019#like i’m obsessed with her#i can and i will another post-grad song another song of all time#searows is so underrated everyone should listen to him#his music is so beautiful and he has like no bad songs#sex the 1975 is just like. one of my top 3 of all time.#i think matty healy needs to either become a recluse or die#but god damn#he has made some great tunes#and fatal !!! my fav song ever probably#she and i have so much history…#miw has been one of my fav bands forever they really carried me through middle school#and fatal is their best song and it’s so underrated it makes me so sad#anyway#thank u caitie !!!#not self ship#rye responds !
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
not gonna actualllyy give him a bunch of expressions....just bein silly making references. (look how organized my files look btw. dont look in them though) obv going with number 1... love when hes his true self- a grumpy old ass man
baby boy :)
#got all the way up 2 satan…. struggling with asmo. i did levi but I’m not 100% with it yet#the thing is those four get to keep their clothing save a few changes….#debating on Levi still. man what is he wearing#but the LAST three……. god. you all look so atrocious. love you <3#beel I’m thinking a tank top and cargo pants or smth… smth similar to his und#human world look*. also considered that for asmo tbh bc that outfit is cute#Belphie…. he’s gonna get a big sweater some sweats and some kinda top. ultimately comfy as hell#debating on having him barefoot bc like. why wear shoes if ur just gonna be home sleeping most of the time….#but then I added that with the new vision of him in my head (aka giving him floor length hair bc he’d be so damn pretty)#man is just Rapunzel.#also forgot I could make belphie and mc toxic yuri. the possibilities…..#obey me
10 notes
·
View notes
Text
ms lauryn hill… i fear i’ve ignored your music for far too long… may god find it in his heart to forgive me as i work to right this wrong
#i’ve LOVED killing me softly for years…. for SO LONG#and you’re telling me i never took a second to listen to the rest of her discography#like. you’re telling me she has a popular cover of can’t take my eyes off of you???#one of my top songs Ever. EVER#and it’s SO DAMN GOOD#oh my god. ohhhh my godddd#this cover. i’m melting#ma’am. lord#i never thought i would find another cover besides frankie valli’s that i adore so much#and ms lauryn hill has hers right there for me. agh!!!!
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
bengals win today yes?
#manifestation post 😊🙏#please win i beg i can't deal with this#but anw look at this pic……yapping at each other during practice……...hard knocks i believe in u tell me what they're yapping abt#that 91 ehe treys numberrrrrr top stats in their positions <3 pls keep it that way <33#pop off today queens 🫶#get that 300+ passing 120+ receiving so help me#more burrow to chase tds 🙂↕️ 113 right the fuck now? please?#chase brown 100 scrimmage yards streak 🗣️#tee insane catches of epic proportions bc he’s like a fucking ballerina 🗣️#ossai sack?!?!?!!!?? trey get some more fucking sacks i beg they’re catching up i know ur demented ass is itching to bring a bitch down#very hot very nice do that hand thing again at the refs but like when they’re blind like facemasks on joe blind so you don’t get a flag#no facemasks on joe please 😔 and no fucking false starts or holdings or pis damn itttttt#germaine…..please walk your talk…….please………..bj set him right i beg#pick six my beloved beloved defensive backs who need to get fucking consistent damn it#geno i kind of adore u so. cam 🫶. mike hilton THE bengals big brother. fig little einstein 🥰.#jordan 😭 redemption game? god it was like the day after his bday that’s so fucked up#oh and marco with the sexy ass maroon leather fit last game and am kind of looking forward to seeing more of#god I’m kind of enamored by all of them damn#anyway. this and yap kind of manif post hm.#but just win damn it /please/
2 notes
·
View notes
Note
What does Ice (or Mav) think about the Obama gay rumors? Will they be tuning in to hear the story of the man who allegedly fucked Obama? Are they bi Obama truthers? Is Rooster? Is Hangman? Any other Icebama interactions you're hiding from us? His cameo cracked me up and I need to know more...
the obama gay rumors
first im hearing about this
#‘why would you ask me; a top gun blog; this’#r u talking about the guy who’s claiming to be Obamas brother on Twitter#is malik obama now claiming his brother barack is gay ?#i may be a zoomer but im not sure im quite that terminally online#ice would probably think something diasapproving like#‘it’s just like when those damn republicans said he was born in kenya or that his wife is a man. ppl say shit just to say shit 👎’#mav would probably be like ‘hell yeah obama join the club!!! 😎😎😎 you me and everyone else on earth!!’#though mav (thinks democrats take too much of his income in taxes) would still be registered Republican#were it not for his liberal husband threatening divorce and the gop’s recurring threats to send the military to invade mexico#would he??? i CANNOT get a political read on tgm mav#1986 mav definitely believes Bill Clinton is an affront to god#2020 mav I’m not sure#‘ok fine higher taxes is the price i will pay for marriage equality’#does this have anything to do with Obama saying he only was a communist in college just to pull mad pussy? (relatable af ngl)#read the authors note on wwgattai ch 9. i am not up to date on my obama discourse clearly
25 notes
·
View notes
Text
i wouldn’t ever say i grew up anything but middle class but this is actually scaring me i have never seen that much money attached to my name in my whole entire life and im being handed it for free?? and this isn’t the first time?
#this school gave me $40k four years ago and now they’re adding a casual $260k on top of that#good god they’re giving me well over $300k. for no damn reason.#i’ve never even thought i could have this much money at all 💀#sorry if this sounds naive and childish i’m just. shocked
13 notes
·
View notes
Text
I think my mom doesn’t understand that people grow apart sometimes and that’s okay
#og#so there’s this kid#shes my neighbor from before we moved#and I mean by that that her house was Nr 1 at the top of the hill and mine was Nr 14 at the bottom of the hill#(it was a cul de sac kind of street)#and when we moved there the people there had a daughter that was a year old so between me and my sister#so as new parents do our parents immediately befriended each other so we pretty much grew up with that kid as a third sibling#except that she got a sister that was three years younger than her#and from that day forward whenever we met up it was four of us#And my sister and the bigger girl would be paired up#And I had to hang out with the baby#which. It was not fun. For so many reasons#but especially because I was just so bored and this kid was clingy and difficult and overwhelming and you couldn’t really….. play with her#and any time I tried to get the four of us to play together they’d still do the teams thing#And obviously we’d lose and I’d get blamed#so it goes on like that for about eight years which is when we moved away#And since then my mom has been prodding and pushing me to keep being friends with a person I was never friends with in the first place#MOM. SHES NOT MY FRIEND GOD DAMN IT#we’re in that awkward in between stage where I know her so I can’t really ask any questions about her bc I know the answers#but I don’t Know her so I don’t have anything to talk to her about#And she just expects me to do the talking even though she’s the one that wants to be friends#I would argue that it’s because she’s a kid but I get on great with much younger kids all the time#fuck. Being in courses with people I don’t know has shown that I’m not that bad at socialising at all#It just makes no sense to me to try with this kid
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
Got an excellent shirt(and sunburn) at Pride today!! First tank top in ages, and one that lets you know what I’m about and gives everyone a good show of male titty. Happy Pride to one and all indeed.
#god sorry I didn’t expect to look at myself in a mirror post shower no binder tank top on and go ‘damn. I’m hot.’#the chest hair makes it imo. I need more lower cut tops. need to get sluttier.#andrew’s face#trans man#trans masc#bisexual#pride#cat boys
20 notes
·
View notes
Text
hangman…. with the mustache…………………
#the amount of mustache ride jokes I want to scream at the top of my lungs#AWOOOOGA god he looks good#I’m sooo picky about the mustache look I don’t often like it#but got DAMN boy#ashleys talking again
19 notes
·
View notes