#I’m a bit late

[stupd000]

Yap sesh about Porters audio

When it comes to redacted and his more confrontational audios, people tend to pick a side, and it's usually the listeners. My theory (for lack of a better term) is that people are put in the listeners spot, that's why it's audio rp. The character is made to be having a conversation with you, the listener. I think the reason people are always so quick to defend the listener is because they themselves feel threatened, and are quick to defend themselves in turn.

Let's take porters audio for example, which a lot will agree that it's porters fault for lashing out, for yelling and insulting Treasure when they "were only trying to help!" But that's not how I see it. Treasure was pushing his boundaries, even in the beginning. Porter told Treasure that he wasn’t up for a visit that night, but they insisted. Their persistence- well- persisted throughout the night. They insisted he’d stay, they insisted he’d talk, they themselves insulted him when he wouldn’t share the feelings he wasn’t ready to share, calling him a coward.

Porter wasn’t right to lash out and insult them, but I believe that treasure has to take a lot of the blame in this if not most of it.

[lukochi]

Love letter 💌

And a lil fun comic :)

[alesbiancalledflorence]

“Never leave a red sock on the clothesline” Artist Shaun Tan

Happy Lunar New Year!! Xīn nián kuài lè ! 🧧

[nymphoutofwater]

And why? Cultural norms? Personal schedule? “Cause I’m always late to everything”?

Bonus points: Region and/or ethnicity?

[ato-dato]

I don’t think they’re ugly. But I think the number of times Jean has begged him to buy new clothes is astronomical.

[ayzaart]

would you dance with me? ♡

(quick doodle based off her words in the artbook)

[ineffableteeth]

DBDPromptober Day 7: Blood

No halftone ver.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Your Jeremiah art has me giggling and kicking my feet in glee

YESS JEREMIAH ENJOYERS RISE UP !

[handfetis]

Global Beatles day 6/25

:—>)

[purble-turble]

Heard you do art requests?

If so…

Red Son in his true form🥺🥺??? Please? With a cherry on top? And sprinkles…? And a bit of ice cream?

Took this as an excuse to draw out a scene from my Dark but Not Dark fanfic 🤭

[adhdandcomics]

perhaps the most important question i’ve ever asked:

does anyone have tips for people trying to stop being chronically late to everything in the world that aren’t weirdly judgmental and aggressive or flat out lies

[baggy-holmes]

pouty

[kevinsdsy]

can we have some jeaneil. as a treat

omgg i’m hoping when i post the summer olympics edition of the socmed au i will get to work more with their dynamic but for now i have these saved in the drafts :))

the tweet is inspired by a post @problemduetest4life happened to send me today so thank u hehe <333 can’t wait to use it for the socmed au 🙂‍↕️

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

Above everything else, Lucifer loves to hear his name on your lips; there is no sweeter melody to him. Whether it’s calling out to him after a long day apart or as a cry of absolute pleasure and need, your voice is filled with love and desire every single time his name is uttered 💖

[hello-eeveev]

you wanna know what’s so funny is that we’re all like “omg Essek could NOT shut up about Caleb 🥺💕” but like. he absolutely can.

the only times Essek brought up Caleb unprompted/without relevance to the discussion at hand were gesundheit and nighttime sendings lol. of the four uses of the phrase “my partner,” one is an off-handed mention as part of a clarification (“I have not been following the Assembly’s threads; that was more my partner’s purview.”) and the last three all happen in the span of four minutes before Essek exits the episode.

the problem is that within those last four minutes, Essek hit us with

1) showing off a zemnian phrase he learned from Caleb,

2) “he is kind. and he is smart. and he is so strong,” said with such conviction and pride and love that I don’t think I’ll ever recover, and

3) leaving the crafting party to chat with Caleb before bed

which was just. a lot. it was so much and it was so good. so much concentrated shadowgast in those four minutes

this whole ship is built on layered conversations and implications and skirting the obvious (with the exception of the last two minutes of m9 reunited) so to give us four whole minutes of Essek boasting about Caleb, praising Caleb, wanting to go talk to Caleb was particularly potent

thank you Matt Mercer for my life 💕

[jesuistrestriste]

Sage hear me out.

Imagine taking pictures of Stanford art in the SLUTTIEST lingerie and using it as blackmail or to get what you want.

“Huh, I guess I’m gonna have to show Patrick that photo-”

“W-wait- fine.. just take my credit card..”

oh i’m hearinggg you out !

dressing him up in pretty pieces of frilly pink and black lingerie; caressing the straps of the bralette while he flushes and looks away. he pouts while you snap pictures and tell him how beautiful he is, but he secretly adores the way you dote on him—the way you put him in vulnerable positions while he’s in front of your lens..

it gets him throbbing under all of the lace.

so when he involuntarily cums all over the inside of the panties (that basically hold only half of his cock) after the first fifteen photos—a brush of your hand along his inner thigh being all that it takes for him to lose it—you have to blackmail him a little so he’ll pawn over his bank cards or some cash (for you to buy a new, clean set).

at first, he shakes his head and blames you for his premature ejaculation:/ telling you how he ‘wouldn’t have climaxed so fast if you hadn’t touched him in one of his weakspots’. which is basically him telling you that he won’t pay for a replacement pair of panties.

but his tune changes veryy quickly when you flip the camera around and show him all of the nasty photos you took of him just a couple of minutes prior.

including one where he’s actively orgasming.

his toned tummy curled in while his eyes stay squeezed shut and his mouth hangs open in a sharp keen. he’s pink from his cheeks down to his chest. dribbles of sticky, milky white cascading over his skin.

“if you don’t pay for what you ruined, i’m gonna send this to everyone i know. and that includes patrick.”

and art’s eyes widen immediately. he’s scrambling to pull his wallet out from his abandoned gym bag on the floor, while also trying to ignore the twitch he feels down there at the idea of being exposed in such a way..

he’s a complex guy.

and he thinks you’re manipulative, but at least you’re 80 bucks richer !!