#I’M CRYING PLEASE

[ender-niffler]

OKAY- LISTEN LISTEN HEAR ME OUT. HEAR ME OUT LISTEN

COLLE IN THE AFTER LIFE HEARING BOSS, BASICALLY HIS FATHER, TALK ABOUT HOW HES STILL WAITING FOR COLLE TO COME BACK.

BECAUSE BOSS IS TRAPPED IN THE CATACOMBS, BUT HE COULDN’T CARE LESS- BECAUSE ALL HE WANTS IS TO SEE HIS SON ONE LAST TIME

BUT COLLE CAN’T GO AND SEE HIM- THOUGH HE DESPERATELY WANTS TO JUST TO RUN TO HIS DAD AND COLLAPSE INTO HIS ARMS- SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY CAUSE HE MISSES HIM :[

BOSS IS ALSO WAITING BY COLLES EMPTY GRAVE- JUST,,,,WAITING FOR HIS SON,,,

[unholycourier]

guys how do you draw danse

[gege]

Starting a collection

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Vanessa’s plush dropped!!

[machveil]

okay wait, because I was immediately struck with more Boyfriend!König after posting this

Boyfriend!König who comes home from a deployment - he reeks, he’s sore, everything aches and he feels like death. but, as soon as the door clicks shut behind him his eyebrows furrow. somethings cooking and it smells familiar. he’s kicking his boots off at the door and shrugging his coat off as he walks towards the kitchen. and there you are, standing next to the stove with a spoon held up to your lips, listening to music and unaware of his presence

Boyfriend!König who coughs, not wanting to startle you with his sudden presence. it’s worth it though, seeing you look over at him, eyes lighting up as you practically tackle him for a hug. it’s a sweet, short moment, but König’s eyeing the stovetop. when you let go you excitedly tell him you’re making dinner, something special since he’s been gone for a couple weeks. “You can’t look! It’ll ruin the surprise— uh, actually, maybe take a shower. I’ll call you when it’s done, okay?”, he chuckled at your rushed words, moved towards your bathroom when you gave him a gentle shove

hair wet and dressed in some ratty sweatpants, Boyfriend!König comes back to the kitchen while toweling off his hair. the scent from the kitchen is stronger than when he came in, but it’s nothing compared to what’s on the counter. he freezes, a little wobbly when he puts his foot down and looks at the food. tafelspitz. and suddenly that familiar smell registers in his head, his mama’s cooking. you had called her regularly while he was deployed, spent every other day learning how to cook some of König’s childhood favorites

Boyfriend!König whose eyes get watery when he starts eating because, oh, it tastes exactly how his mama makes it. he hasn’t been back home in a year and a half - purely from bad timing and deployments - and he’s missed his mama’s food so much. König who gets up from the table, walks over to you while chewing and hugs you, not giving you the chance to stand up or properly hug him back. as soon as he swallows he’s babbling ‘thanks you’s and kissing the crown of your head, murmuring how ‘you didn’t have to’. he’s got you in a death squeeze, eyes closed as he presses his nose to your hair, “Ich liebe dich— you’re too good to me, Liebling.”

[spineless-lobster]

Hey so if you guys here any pained animalistic sobs and/or wails don’t mind that it’s only me thinking about the house of hades family portraits

[azis-nebula]

listen, getting off by myself is great. But fuck it’s a lot of work. Humping my pillow and whimpering into the quiet of my room isn’t enough anymore. Fingering myself until my hand cramps up isn’t doing it for me.

I need need need a nice top or switch to just lay me down and ravage me. Show me more pleasure than I could ever show myself. Mark my skin with their nails and their teeth until it’s etched like a piece of art. I want them to sign their name with their tongue on my clit and show how I belong to them. An artist always signs their work, right?

is this too much to ask?

THIS IS ABOUT LESBIAN SEX. MEN AND MINORS DNI

[crowiin]

TIMKON TIME

[quesocheeso]

More shadowpeach please??🥹

I’ll do you one better—

FAMBILY 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

Infodump time: I hc that monkey demons/celestials are very social beings and tend to be very touchy. They sleep in groups, primarily familiar units, so it’s common to have children sleep with their parents even after they leave early childhood.

Both Wukong and Xiaotian are clingy people, Wukong is just unconsciously more clingy that Xiaotian tho, meanwhile Macaque is just vibing, he definitely reciprocates when the other two initiate but he doesn’t tend to feel a need to be in contact with others, Mac thinks it has to do with how he grew up before he ended up in FFM, Wukong thinks he just needs to feel the joy of cuddling Mac will get it soon (it’s been more than a thousand years someone hold an intervention for Wukong pls)

Even after Mac and Xiaotian move out of the Celestial Realm, any time they visit Wukong they wind up nesting together for the whole time the visit lasts

(don’t think about how Macaque and Xiaotian have each other, while Wukong has nobody, don’t think about it—)

Every night they take their space in the nest, but by the end of the night they’re cuddling close together

…which is a problem for Xiaotian who ends up in the middle

[versasfanficwastedump]

my dad says that the worst day of his life was when I was 7 and we were fighting so I screamed that I hated him.

Anyway, imagine Bruce and Dick’s first fight. And Dick is just so angry and he wants to push Bruce away before Bruce can do it to him (or maybe he just wants to piss Bruce off), so he just shouts, “I hate you!”

but he’s not prepared for Bruce to freeze. Then he stares at Dick just long enough for him to feel guilty.

And then Bruce justs bursts into tears.

[diamondsunbursts-and-marblehalls]

“he’s super grouchy when he doesn’t get enough sleep”

“hE’s SuPeR gRoUcHy WhEn He DoEsN’t GeT eNoUgH nYEHH”

[mmmairon]

Love your work!!! May I humbly ask... Puh'lease more Wriothesley!!! Soooo much more...

YES 🤭❤️

[dryya-doesnt]

memories from a past life of an unfinished symphony…

[prouc]

Love my tradwife!

[asukiess]

felix being into magic is hysterical to me…. what if he was being silly goofy and pulled marinette’s earrings from a hat and was like “isn’t that cool :) yeah I learned that a few years—“ meanwhile she’s preparing an aerial attack on him

[teneleven12xiii]

This whole JV saying ‘Logan need to perform better’ is confusing me.., I get the argument from last year because Alex was scoring like 99% of the points and he was delivering better results than Logan was. But this year… the car is barely functioning, it looks (from an outside perspective) that both Alex are Logan are struggling to get anything out of this year’s car.

So what does JV want Logan to do? He’s not allowed to pass Alex, he wasn’t allowed to drive in his own car in Australia, his car is barely cooperating witn him… i just???