#I´m working with the rule that Kitty can´t only talk about zaorva once she get she´s not human

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Lovesick au (part 8?)

N/A: The plan to take Mr and Mrs Pryde out of Dagon ...will mean a great sacrifice for Kitty.

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Venus is a being created first in the grand schemes of things. A being of fire, well, her fire that´s it. And Venus has duties to her creator as the first Herald...even if Zaorva is no longer here, the duties still remain.

HIM! The Crawling God of Chaos asked Venus to arrives in the planet Earth, why? Who knows(only him) and she is nowhere having a hard time to grasp the fates of the universe as she´s looking at Kitty Pryde with a bit of reverie as Kitty explains the plan.

"Oh, a way out? Not common, but, not impossible" Venus speaks noticing HIM is paying attention to Venus(she's not enjoying this at all) "The Zaorva´s cult can accept the deal, but, well...what about Dagon?" Venus asked directly to Kitty.

"I´ll face him...he wants to protect me, right?" Kitty replied her decision and her hands have the familiar crystal blue glow.  Nightcrawler, only now, decides to pipes in "I could do this for you, you don´t have to suffer in any shape" the Chaos itself replied and Venus is bitting her tongue to speak something, while, Kitty merely smiles "I know, but, I have questions and if the answer won´t fall from the sky...I´ll have to face on my own"

Kitty leaves the room, giving a gentle smile to Nightcrawler and compliment Venus´s hair("it looks like wildfire")

"Is she...?" Venus tries to ask.

"Yes," he answers.

"And we can´t speak about it?"

"No, of course not, this is a subject related to life itself, and only life itself can uncover the truth...our lips must and will"the tone is dangerous now as he´s looking at Venus "remain shut...because if you try to babble the secret...your head will explode"

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Cameron Pryde is not a smart man that´s a given at this point. Cameron wanted to protect his only daughter from the monsters that now he knows exist.

Wanted to protect Kitty and Terry at any cost, however, Cameron knows that Dagon is not a human thing nor something to thrive with and knows this port city is not ...nice.

Yet, Cameron wanted nothing more than protecting his family and now....the man only regrets the fact Dagon has so much control over their daughter.

"Honey?" Terry speaks holding a piece of paper and Cameron can only trust his wife at this point. "Are we going to do this?"

"What choice do we have?"

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Dagon is happy to see Kitty back to the port city, Dagon City, as the woman walks near the water(without flinching much) this pleases Dagon as life and Water must walk together.

"You return and that evil creature didn't hurt you, you were vulnerable back then... I want you to show how dangerous the world is and how lucky you´re" Dagon´s take the form of a handsome man and is now facing Kitty Pryde.

"Luck? You know, throughout all my time here I thought I was a mutant and that´s why you are protecting me because I had some mutation you can explore later, yet, I know now is not the case...I´m not a mutant am I?"

"Kitty..." Dagon speaks slowly "Did you really thought you were human?" and Dagon shakes his head as if lecturing Kitty(Kitty is shivering but never broke eye contact with Dagon) "Kitty, what you´ll do without my protection? Exist creatures far worse than me... and they would love to see dead again"

"AGAIN?" Kitty asked confused and suddenly her chests hurt as if someone just pierces a spear through her heart(no, a tentacle and Kitty is sure that she is about to die) "You know, for someone who often preaches about protecting and how the world is dangerous...you love to keep in the dark. I´m not a mutant, I´m not a human...and I know I'm not linked with you in any form as I hate water, so, why you want to protect me so much?"

Dagon is displeased and soon speaks "cease the questions or your father won´t have a nice afternoon"

"That´s how you plan on gain control? It won´t work on me...my parents are free from your control" Kitty explains as only now Dagon realizes the tie is served.

Kitty´s hands are glowing and she can feel heated, she can close her eyes and think of lava and that´s...a soothing image for Kitty.

"Child, you don´t understand, your power is far too powerful and will more people will want to hurt you, no, more creatures will...like The Crawling God of Chaos...is because of him you´re in this state...this lowly human form" Dagon speaks firmly and Kitty still aims at his head with her eyes turning crystal blue.

"I´m not human...then why should I follow your words?" she asked "If I´m something else, if I´m linked to Zaorva...then I have all the reasons to blast you from existence"

"Kitty, you´re like me...we create life"

"No, you have this notion that I must be this person, maybe, in the past, I was Zaorva, now...I´m free to choose who I want to be and right now I´m an angry woman ready to kick your ass"

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Mr and Mrs Pryde are talking with Venus, a nice lawyer with a peculiar name, the woman is explaining how they won the lottery and the Italian government is interested in selling some of their lands.

Terry Pryde always wanted to live in Italy. Cameron Pryde has all the praises to give to God(or gods) for such a price.

"We´ll live in Italy, Toscano, Terry this is a dream come true" Cameron told and for a moment, the Prydes wished they had a son or daughter as this moment would be sweeter.

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"You didn´t kill him," Nightcrawler asked once she´s back. Her eyes are azure and Nightcrawler has the notion that she knows, it was bound to happen.

"No, I choose not, he takes care of the water and I´ll take care of me" she speaks a bit dryly and looks at him " my parents often wanted to go to Italy but were stuck with me...." she wanted to say more about this but chooses not.

"He told me you are the reason for me being in this form...Are you going to lie to me?"

"No, never. Katzchen...this is a long story"

"I´d think I have time now"

[kurtty-drabbles]

Final Fantasy au

N/A: An idea that pops into my mind because of a fanart. Excalibur are transported to the Final Fantasy setting. It is a small one-shot since I never played the game but I watched the movie and uh...this is my interpretation thanks to the movie and fanarts. I´m tinkering some things in regards to Excalibur.

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The Cross time caper is not a common train, per se, as it was a present given by Opal Saturne to Excalibur for their good work- the train travel through dimension and is their only means to return Excalibur to their real timeline, however, the train just like Opal has one little trick - and Meggan Pucenau wrinkles her nose once remembering it was a gift from Opal once again who saved the day and is her once as well as the current problem.

"So...this dimension is new" Kurt speaks wearing the Bassom´s outfit and speaking in a lively way and it seems only Kurt and Kitty are enjoying- Kitty was the one to hate those outfits as it shows everything and covers the necessary to be considered an outfit- as he offers his arm to Kitty. "and totally unrecognizable. Can Widget  take us from here?"

Captain Britain only shakes his head for a moment. "Widget is without energy, meaning we´ll stay here for 24 hours...whatever here means" Brian and Meggan watch as the widget is in charge mood.

"Brian, we can´t stay here...the food is on scarce here and how long we´ll be in another reality where appears to have community?" Meggan asked and Brian considers but is Rachel to point out the logical problem here.

"And the money? For all, we know this universe could use frog as payment" Rachel declares and crosses her arms as the others are thinking about this.

"Meggan" Brian begins and Meggan looks at him seriously. "she gives us that money"

She looks peeved for a moment. "Of course she gives us money." and as no one seems to get it Meggan explains bemused. "Opal gave us magical money that can be used in any dimension"

No one mentions the magical money or Opal near Meggan.

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Walking with the Basson´s outfit proves to not be a real issue, at least not for Kurt-who saw a walking talking fox and bird-like creatures used as horses and no one is making a fuss- however, people are looking at Kitty and whisper in awe. And is not unnoticeable as they would like. The local merchant who was offering food and medical supplies.

The merchant looks at Kitty and blurted out the word that will haunt Kitty for a time. "mother?" and Kitty looks around -left and right and even asked Rachel if this is about her or someone who so happens to be behind her- and the merchant stops. "you´re back?"

Kitty saw from the corner of her eyes more people looking at her in awe and it is better, to be honest before a big misunderstood begins. " I´m not a mother...whatever this could be. I´m Kitty, not mother" and she gives her a tough impression just in case her message didn´t come across.

Yet, the merchants look at Kurt for a moment, much to Kurt´s own confusion, until his smile dies and he sighs in defeat. "Sorry, for a moment...I thought...but if you were her it would be mean...he" points at Kurt who is still confused. "would be chaos and your husband. I´m sorry"

Kurt and Kitty are speechless.

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Zaorva is silently watching the crate below her from her tower and didn´t need to look at the other side to see IT wearing the mask fitting for this universe. "Sephiroth? how morbid of you" she chuckles at the image and IT just shurgs off.

"You are wearing pink and still manages to be seen as mother and woman" IT replied amused. "People love you or love you. Are you proud?"

"Of course" she beams at him. "And are you happy in seeing as the angel of destruction and death?"

"Of course, your favorite face is here...wanna greet them"

"Nah, if they are just passing by ...what´s the fun? If they were to stay here longer..."

"You can break the rules"

"Yes...but," Zaorva looks at the flowers growing in the crate for a moment. "this universe has heroes already and we have our game here. Let Excalibur return home"

"As you wish"

[kurtty-drabbles]

I feel what you feel au (part 3)

N/A: MEh. Here we go again.

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Using your mutation for everyday chores and moment is a luxury few mutants can truly appreciate- Kitty is now well versed in how some mutants would take anything in their possession to be human again and it makes her be thankful of her power as well mentally debate if all mutants are equal-and Karma and Kitty are one of the lucky ones right now.

They´re in Karma´s room floating through the ceiling as they´re listening to the radio-playing old songs that neither Kitty nor Karma ever heard until now- and talking about their day. Karma has great control over her own telekinesis (something Rachel is impressed as she took as her mission to train Karma. Two different styles of telekinesis) and Kitty, herself, is flying watching as her sandal did fall from her feet making a big "Blop" on the floor.

"Kitty, can I ask you something?" Karma asked once the mysterious song ends and the announcer is now speaking greatly about product placement. Karma is flipping a magazine and gesture to Kitty who still looks at her fallen sandal.

"I guess. If it is about ABBA again...no, I´d not think it would make a good movie" Kitty answers absently thinking if it would really be possible to make a movie out of each song of ABBA and she´s a huge fan of this old band.

"No, not that. Is about, well, Kurt" Karma is navigating on thin ice as Kitty is not one to talk about her own feelings. Karma would be surprised if that wasn´t the same thing Yana does in New Mutants.

Without waiting for her answer-and she has a nagging suspicion it would be just like the same evasive answer Yana likes to give when asked about her time in Limbo and is more than fair- she made her question. "You´d not like Kurt?" is a simple question but it carries more weight to Kitty. "Is he a bad man?" she concluded as she heard many things about him. Both good and bad.

Kitty is taken by surprise by such a question and shakes her head as if she was an insulting part of this question. "No, far from it. He´s a wonderful person...even after suffering what he did ...he still remains a good person at heart" she speaks now more firmly. "selfless, brave and caring. Kurt Wagner is a good man"

Karma arch one of her eyebrows at this. "But ...?" her question trails off and Kitty thinks about it. Kurt has its flaws, it has its strength. What would mean to date Kurt Wagner? That is a question she never once thought about it.

"He only thinks by his dick and It does wonder to my self-esteem," Kitty responds recalling her only relationship and how it end quickly either thanks to their own immaturity or because Kitty was too insecure about her own looks. "Guess I have my issues too. I sometimes don´t like what I see in the mirror. I ...sometimes wish to be like Meggan...or Rachel"

Karma blinks seem to understand the feeling. "Sometimes, I wish I was taller. My sister is the tallest in our family and I sort envy her for this" there are longing and sadness in her tone. She does miss her family very much and Kitty feels that (her aunt is here, but, where is her mother? The FBI didn´t give much info for their own safety) "But if Kurt changes his ways...would you accept him as his soulmate?"

Kitty bites her lips. Would she? Could he? "I suppose I´ll. Right now...we´re not right for each other. Too immature and too stuck in our own issues to work as a couple...maybe in the future" and Karma changes the subject mercifully.

Kitty forgets to take the white pill and how she forget this crucial detail is something she has yet to understand, however, she can feel what he feels and maybe a selfish part of her wants this feeling too.

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The day rises as always and Rachel is on her second mug of coffee- a mug Scott and Jean gave to Rachel. It has a Firebird draw it and she wonders who made the draw. Scott or Jean? In her timeline, her mother was a terrible artist-and is blessed by having the kitchen to herself.

Not for long, as Rhane Sinclair shows up ready to make her own breakfast and talking idly about her favorite boy band- a band Rachel never heard of it, but, then again...Rachel is not one to care for the pop culture and she only knows about Star Wars and Star Trek simply to mess with Kitty- but let Rhane speak excitedly about said boy band as everyone deserves to have their own joys in life.

"Which one of them you think is the most handsome?" Rhane asked and Rachel can only shurgs at this question and it didn´t hinder her excitement as Rhane show an image of the said boy band from her cellphone for Rachel. "Is Chad? He´s really handsome...or maybe Larry" and she looks really excited.

"Uhm, all of them look the same to me" she replies painfully aware how someone of her age (and timeline) couldn´t bond very well with the interest of 14 years old.

Rhane looks confused. "Not even Chris? Why?" she asked truly bewildered as if each member of this boy band is the reincarnation of a Greek God.

Rachel took a sip of her coffee. "They don´t have the right body parts to get my attention...plus, I never heard of them" and she rose from her chair and mess with Rhane´s hair as she leaves using her telekinesis to put the mug on the kitchen sink and wash it out.

"What?" Rhane asked herself as she hides the image of her favorite boy band and wonders if this was some sort of mistake. If Rachel is not attracted to the men (she´s aware those men in the boy band are a bit older to be called boy band) then...is Rachel attract to girls too?

This is so confusing. She thought to hold her cross the only present her father gave to her.

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Kurt Wagner remembers the conversation Kitty and Karma had. Had half of his mind ready to tell her to take the pills (wasn´t that the whole point?) and maybe that´s his meaner side, however, Kurt is utterly taken back by how she defends him...how she thinks he´s a good man, yet, has no problem in pointing his flaws.

We have flaws, Katzchen...

He thought ponders about the possibility if Kitty took her pill recalling how last night she just forgets- was an honest mistake or not? and Kurt can at least reconize how Kitty cna have a meaner side too...just like him - and wonder if he should mention something...or not.

And you think I´m a good man ...

Kurt wants nothing more than just drink coffee and try to understand his own feelings and this situation. Is he upset Kitty is his soulmate? Not really, but it does show how Kurt has no real understanding about many things regarding relationships.

As he enters the kitchen, already imagining his coffee, his golden eyes witness Rhane on the verge of crying as she´s holding her cellphone as if something precious. "Rhane?" he asked and wonders if he should call Dr. Moira.

"Kurt, Am I a bad person?" she asked with a tone of desperation in her voice. Kurt can listen to her because he knows deep well how is important to rant (is a bit ironic coming from him)

"Why you ask this?" Kurt gently asked sitting next to her. His tail manages to found some napkins and offers to Rhane to clear her nose.  And once she takes a deep breath and dries some of her tears she tries again.

"I was raised by all the rules of the catholicism. You too, right?" Kurt only nods and it gives some confidence in her speech. "And the bible, as my father once told me, says that the impure will go to hell" and she looks at the open door of the kitchen. "and this is making me confusing"

Kurt frown slightly at this having a clear idea of where Rhane is referring but letting she continue.

"But...Karma is so gentle and Ray does not seem like a bad person...so, are all people like that....are all or Am I wrong?" she asked as if she´s confessing a grave sin.

"The word you´re searching is gay, Rhane" he spoke after Rhane gives her angst away to Kurt. "And I get it, some less enlight people believe God hates those who don´t think like them...Rhane, people like that don´t have God in their hearts" and this hit Rhane strongly. Can she truly think her father was a good man? Not really.

"But ...what I do with my faith?"

"Rhane...God loves us all and our sexuality means nothing to us. Would you stop being friends with Karma just because she likes girls?" Kurt asked and Rhane shakes her head.

"Would you think differently of Rachel because of her too like girls?"

Rhane denies it again.

"Then why you would stop having faith in God? The real God loves us all, gay, straight, trans or even mutant...we´re all his..." he ponders remembering Good Omens and Call of Zaorva for a moment. "or her children. So, did I help a little?"

She nods. "How you still keep your faith after all the missions? "

"Because I need to believe. Because I just have faith, Rhane...I believe in God who loves us all. Just that"

"Thank you, Kurt"

"If you have doubts about God or anything else...I´m here"

"Thank you. I have so many questions and I don´t know how to make them now"

[kurtty-drabbles]

The Omen au final part

N/A: Here we go. The last part, btw, I know Doom has a son but is funny how sometimes even Marvel forgets so...for this au I have an idea. Doom has a son who is bastard and wanted to be the next in line for the throne but Mike got this first.

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Victor II is the son of Doom with one of his ladies-let´s put nicely as no one has any doubt what the said the lady was truly up to with her liaison with Doom- thanks to his "right of the lord" and managed to convince the child, Lucinda, from Roma´s origins, was elected as she even devises a fake marriage with Steven to get Doom´s attention and mission accomplished. Yet, Doom has no real interest in the baby.

Victor II was considered a bastard and with Doom not being interested in heirs it seems Victor II could have a chance in be the next ruler. And this was even increased as Doom himself provide for his tutelage and Victor II was so sure he was the next heir...but, now, all his mother´s plans and all his "father" (as Doom refuses to be his father. Steven takes the mantle) are for nothing.

"Michael Darkholme is the ruler?!" Victor II asked angrily spatting words at the news his mother is revelling and Steven is showing the same sentiment at the situation. All this was for nothing?

"Victor, the battle is not over!" his mother tries to sway him to the light. Giving hope that he can be the king of this nation, yet, Victor II is not having in his heart to believe.

"Mother, he never officializes me, never adopted me. What´s the point if he pays me for my education in fancy schools and colleges if in the end...I´m nothing for him. Mother, Mother what I do now?"

And all the mother cna do is hug her child and promise her-with all her heart as she´s crying sharing the pain of her only son- things will be better. The battle is not over.

"You were the one in line for his throne...if something were to happen..." She speaks loudly to herself and has a cunning gleam in her eyes. "If this strange blue boy were to vanish...my son would be back to the line of the throne"

"But...Doom ...may pick others to be in my rightful place"

"No, Doom is an arrogant man. If one adopted child won´t work for him. He won´t adopt ever again."

And the family plots together to secure their place in the throne. Victor II is happy to have such a mother at his side. Latveria will be ruler by someone with power and Victor II knows this person can be only referred to him and only him.

What´s stronger than a sorcerer?

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Terry Pryde notices the change of Doom-well, she never liked the man in the first place but Terry is nothing if a very perceptive person-and now Doom looks more depressed then ever. Right now, the man is looking at one of his paintings and Terry is unluckily to be there.

To be fair. She thought to herself, he never once told me if I truly can walk around here or not and never once stop me...if I´m that much of a bore for him...please God, let continue to be so.

Sadly, Doom did notice her-he stops his painting. A woman with curly raven hair and an angelical expression - and instead of being angry or something similar to the man, king, sorcerer or whatever- invites Terry to see his painting.

"Is my mother! Isn´t she amazing? I lost her when I was a small child ...and now I´ll get her back, isn´t that amazing?"

"Magic, I suppose" is what Terry speaks. "then why are you so depressed?"

"I...don´t know"

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Mephisto honours his deals if nothing else-and Mephisto loves to play with the part of "nothing else"- and right now he has Doom´s mother next to him as Doom needs to fill his part of the deal, yet, the mother still believes in the best of her son. Something is amusing in her talk that allows Mephisto to make a small parallel with Raven Darkholme.

"So, you think your son won´t do it? Even if is the cost of your soul?" Mephisto asked amused at the mortal who while trembling in fear at his presence-and funny enough, Raven did tremble in fear at his sight once and never again- spoke with confidence how her son is noble and will never do such act.

Mephisto´s smile grew wilder when Doom shows up with Michael Darkholme next to him-his eyes are visibly showing his reluctance while Michael looks far too concealed to be either afraid of Mephisto or angry-and Mephisto watches in satisfaction as Doom´s mother (her name is long forgotten by Mephisto) looks in horror at her own son.

"NO, please, tell me you won´t do it" she´s begging and Doom ignores her as he speaks directly to Mephisto now. "Here is Michael your son...I brought him here...to hell as you requested. You can dissipate the illusion now" and adds "give my mother back!"

And the woman is now free to go to her son, however, she remains unmoved looking at Doom as if he slapped her face. "Victor, how could you? Made a deal with Mephisto? Sacrifice a child for this ..." and she crosses her arms at this.

Mephisto ignores this scene-a very amusing one if you ask Mephisto about it- and is looking directly at Michael. "You´re blue, just like her. Hello, Michael, I´m your father" silence is the answer as Michael only stares emotionless at his so-called father.

"I want to make a deal with you" and this time Michael decides to speak-never once he looks at Doom who was on his knees begging for his mother to listen to him.

"What can you give me that I won´t already be able to get it?" his answer is a bit colder and malicious-he´s aware of that, but, dealing with a smaller version of Satan Michael believes he´s free to speak a bit more cooler- as now his golden eyes turn crimson. "Father, you really don´t know...just like she never knew me...you thought I would bend down? No, no one will lock me up ever again" and with his own will Michael managed to destroy this part of Hell.

Now, they´re transported in a pocket dimension that Michael controls and Mephisto is impressed as is terrified-even more so as Michael is taking Doom´s soul and slowly changing Mephisto´s form into something less demonic as the mother was drifted away.

"Michael! What you did to my mother?"

"Show her mercy by freeing her from you!"

Mephisto is full human now. Doom is a statue now. Michael is breaking the statue piece by piece and as Mephisto has no power is easy prey to Michael.

"How about a deal, father? I´d not kill you here and there and you´ll never show your face here again or bother my plans..." and he smiles deep down Michael knows Mephisto is a toy from Zaorva and he can´t kill it, but, a bit of terror does not hurt anyway.

Mephisto gulps and curses himself. He thought this would be easier.

Oh my dear Mephisto. HER voice echoes in his mind. Kids can be so rebellious sometimes.

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"So...Mephisto shows up?" Kitty asked fearfully as Michael is giving the story of what truly happened "and you and Doom fought him?" Michael nods solemnly as he looks at the body display on the bed- fake as it can be no one managed to tell this is not a human body and certainly not Doom.

Not even Terry who is distrust of everything related to Michael can see an error in the body or in the story. If magic exists, if demons exist. Why not satan?

Clea is wiping at the loss of her boss-never lover as she couldn´t love him as he wishes- and thought the best way to honour his memory is to assert who will be on the throne- and she chooses now to speak how Michael is the next ruler of Lavteria. "Is what Victor would have wanted"

Michael looks at Kitty to see her reaction-this time there´s no pretence here- and Kitty opens her mouth and closes as she asks one thing only- "Michael, what we do?" Oh, this to Michael knows well enough.

"We shall honour Victor´s wish. I never wanted to be a ruler...but, I can´t leave Latveria without a king even more as is because of me Doom died" is a confession that earns sympathetic glares from everyone thanks to his fake story.

"Oh, Michael" Kitty hug him. Michael hugs her back. He´s not a good person. He knows, but, he hopes to not spiral down to madness and nothingness.

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It has been a year ever since Doom´s death shock the nation and the world- his heroic sacrifice to save a young mutant who he saw as his own son- is a story that people love to share and tell and Rogue is often hearing tales as Michael Darkholme ruling Latveria, well, not officially as Michael has now 16 years old but people seem to expect great things from him.

"Mommy" Rogue speaks to Irene who is listening to the news of Michael as well. "You saw this would happen?"

"Michael will be a good ruler and a good husband...And Rogue, my child, Michael is fine right now"

"Without us?" _________________________________________________________________________________________ "Michael!" Kitty speaks as the azzure boy-now a bit taller since last year- is guiding her hand towards the city and showing the changes his suggestion caused and Kitty is the one impressed and in awe at the sight of what they accomplished. "This is amazing!"

"I know...We did this together"

"Yes, together!" she flashes a gentle smile and her hand still holding his. Michael is so happy to the point he didn´t even notice a pair of eyes looking at his form with anything but contempt.

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Mystique manages to infiltrate the house where Victor II is located-as all people present have one thing in their agenda how to take Michael out of the throne- she arrives there to see Victor II, Clea and Scarlet Witch present.

"Are we ready to do this?" Mystique asks as Terry Pryde enters in the room locking eyes to Mystique. "We need to take Michael down...we all have reasons to be here...I just want my son back. What happens with the nation of Latveria does not concern me"

"I just want my daughter to be safer from the Antichrist"

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The witch, the prince and the demon au

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N/A: Uhm, this idea needs to be written ASAP. What if EW Kurt, in his younger days, meet the curious case of the FIRST NECROMANCER who conquer the land and the Prince who is horrible in love with her?

Kitty is wearing something like this.

The rain´s drop hits the window with such severity that is a wonder that the windows are resisting so fiercely even though the wind is increasing the danger of the rain. A woman is drinking wine from her goblet and is giving her back as the elderly master is giving the results of the day.

"And the leader of the house Tyrin accept your rule and bows to you" the man´s voice draws out and is visible to even a blind could see how the man´s age is advanced.

Now, the woman, wearing an elegant black dress with a ruby collar as the only item different from the black palette she is wearing so well. And her face is blank as her mind is so far away.

"Maestro Valens, as my first duty as the Queen, I hereby give you the reward you deserve. You shall retire in peace with your family in your land, let be know that my rule no one will work until they die" the woman said confidently.

"Thank you, My Queen," the man said relief as his old bones aren´t made to continue the work and are surprised as the new Queen help the man sit and offer water and wine (his choice) to him. "The old regime would behead me for dare to sit here"

"I´m not the King and my regime will be different" she spoke calmly as she adds "and most importantly better for the people than the last one"

"I see, I´ve two questions, if I may" and Kitty nods "who will take my place? and, what you´ll do with those who did oppose to you?"

"The first question I can answer, my student Larissa will take your place, she is a woman who takes studies on administration and I trust her, as for the second, I´ll send them to a fair trial, of course, some special cases, as you´re thinking, will be executed"

"And ...the prince?"

"...That I haven´t made my mind, yet"

"If I may, the prince was just a boy and shouldn´t be punished for the father´s crimes. When the king crafted a wall with heads of our people, the prince was innocent of that crime"

"But...does the prince think the wall was a good idea?" and Kitty adds "Leonaria is a kingdom that is stained with blood, and, the 3 principles that this kingdom founded. No religion, no private school and no unfair taxation and the king broke those rules easily, which makes me think this kingdom does not have a real identity." and concludes "I´m not here to convert anyone as much that would be ironic, no, my mission here is to rule as this kingdom deserves."

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The prince of Leonaria, Albert Taves, is a boy still entering in the teenagerhood, a boy that loved his father and saw his world shatter as a woman take everything was once right on his life and is now the Queen and everyone seems to love this woman.

"Why? She´s a traitor" the prince often said as people often praise the woman. One day, the prince demands to see her(the audacity of this woman to look him up and justify as being for his protection is too much)

He enters in the throne room, knowing full well his father won´t be there, and was ready to face a hag of woman, instead, he spots the most beautiful woman his eyes ever seen(the fairytale books for boys can be hard to compete)

"Prince Albert, you´re out of your room? Is everything alright?" The woman said still wearing a black dress. And the prince seems to be enamouraded by her figure, until, someone cough really loud and the prince comes back to his sense.

"Who are you?"

"Kitty Pryde, the first necromancer and now ruler of this country. And you´re Prince Albert Taves, now, why are you here and not with your tutour?"

"You killed my father!" he exclaimed violently ignoring his previous interaction with Kitty´s beauty. "I shall kill you"

If Albert thought Kitty would be mad or cry about this threat, well, the boy is really mistaken.

"Hum hum. Now, why don´t return to your room, Albert?" she said in a melodic tone "you have many studies to do and being here is not fun for a young boy"

And to his horror, Albert is obeying without complaining.

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To say Leonaria thrives is an understatement, in fact, what once used to be a place to scary children "don´t go to Leonaria or the monsters will eat you" is now a real treat to anyone. In fact, one young necromancer decides to take the chances and visit this new reformed kingdom.

Kurt Wagner arrives and meets the Queen, the famous first Necromancer. A follower of the outer gods(she obey to them in exchange to some favours, is a free partnership of sort) and Kurt never saw woman prettier as this one.

"And who are you?" Kitty Pryde asked in a regal tone and Kurt is charmed enough to make her students giggle, but, Kitty is not impressed.

"I´m Kurt Wagner, my Queen, and I would like to work here, I´m a necromancer as you..." then he fixes this last statement "well, I´m learning how to be a necromancer"

"Do you have problems with work from the bottom?" Kitty asked and Kurt can´t do any jokes or pick up lines as he is unable to do anything but telling the truth.

"Of course not, My Queen, while I have teleportation as my awaking, I´d research and I have no problem in dirty my hands"

"Will you betray me or this kingdom?"

"I held no loyalty to anyone but myself, but, I won´t seek to destroy anything without a reason and right now, I have all the reasons to stay here in peace"

"I´d not trust you to work with a woman, therefore, you shall work with Mathias, remember, if you betray us...Death will be too kind."

And Kurt leaves there feeling excited, in fact, once he is in his new room he realizes he´s too excited.

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To say the breakfast is a peaceful moment, is a big fat lie, as the Prince is discovering the hormones and can´t help to be mesmerized by Kitty, who is ignoring him("should I kill him? No, I don´t want to rule forever") and Kurt Wagner who is also looking at this scene too amused.

"How are the studies going?" Kitty asked the prince in a calm tone.

"Good" and she can feel him staring at her cleavage. Ok, time for plan B.

"Do you want to rule the kingdom?" she asked and Kurt thinks a marriage proposal is in the making and can´t help feeling envious of the prince.

"With you? yes, I think we can be a great couple, even though, deep down, I still want to get revenge for what you did to my father" the prince looks horrified and Kitty is unphased.

"Even knowing the crimes your father committed?"

"Yes, you´re always in my mind...I need to have you"

"Oh my Zaorva!"

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The prince change to a man pretty quickly and propose Kitty´s hand in front of everyone, which of course, Kitty should have seen this one coming, but, she has a plan B as the prince prove to be useless.

"I´m afraid this won´t be necessary, you´ll marry the Princess of Lakersom. As for the next to the throne, what you know, Larissa, my student is a secret daughter of the king and will rule from now on as her kids will do so" Kitty states as Larissa, understanding her cue, rose from the seat and walks to the throne where her teacher is. She is on the right side of the throne.

"But..." the prince wants to protest, but, his legs are betraying him as suddenly, marrying this random princess is not a bad idea.

Kurt watches the scene amused.

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"Why you don´t stay and conquer more countries?" Kurt asked once the student is sitting on the throne and making sure that Kitty´s laws remain untouched.

"Because...is tiresome, why anyone would want to do this is beyond me" she gazes into his golden eyes and speaks. "will you stay?"

"I´ll travel to North...wanna come with me?"

"Not now, our paths will cross each other in the future, for now, I must go to the Pheonix´s temple, Pheonix has a mission for me"

"You don´t mind the gods?"

"No, I learn how to deal with the gods, Kurt, as you one day will learn too"

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Epilogo:

"So, I heard you met Zaorva..." Kitty has no time to finish her question as Kurt is shivering in fear at the mere mention of the name Zaorva.

"Let´s. Never. Talk. About. This."

"ok"

[kurtty-drabbles]

Fanboy au

@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling @discordsworld @look-ma-no-hands336

@sailorstar9

N/A: Kurt is extremely powerful and loves to have fans...and now he's a fan of Kitty Pryde.

The Kingdom of Saldonia used to be a prosper kingdom, the image any Utopia should have, until, their king made several odd choices and the fallout leads to the Saldonia mourning the glory days. The king´s premature death was mourned out of obligation and nothing else, however, his young queen didn't take the news as a person should. Anger, sadness and longing are one of the some of the emotions a normal person would feel in these circumstances, but, the queen shuts herself in the castle. And several young women have been reported missing.

The case at first didn't attract anyone's interest as many widow act differently, maybe, she never loved the king(it was an arranged marriage) and is rejoicing to be free of him or maybe she just wants time for herself, as for the missing girls. Still didn't attract anyone's interest...women run away every time, especially from kingdom like Saldonia.

However, when other women have been reported missing and some clues lead to the queen, that make everyone pays attention, King Magneto asks Excalibur to solve this problem, Captain Brain wonder, for a second, why he choose Excalibur if the X-men are available. When Princess Talia is speaking excitedly with Kitty about her last adventure Meggan shot a knowing glare to Brian and the man finally get the picture.

“King Magneto” Brian speaks once the King himself brief him in regards the situation ���What will happen if the Queen is indeed the culprit?”

“In other times, I would have crushed them, but, my age makes me go soft, they are welcome to Genosha if they want, Saldonia has no heirs and the family tree really die with the king, unless someone decides to conquer the land the people will be in anarchy” King Magneto speaks as a matter of fact.

Exist lands that do not have leadership and Magneto, while not doing anything against, despite the idea of land without order or land for Doom to conquer even all Saldonia has, is memories of the golden days.

Saldonia really saw better days, that's all Kitty can think, as the group investigate the missing case. All the women are blonde, blue eyes and do not matter her background(poor, rich, magical or normal) they just vanish…

Meggan served as a decoy, blonde and now with blue eyes as she walks around pretending to be a lost tourist. Brian is in a limbo of worry for her and trusts her skills. The first day, the blue eyes Meggan didn´t vanish, however, in the second day, a man(wearing a helmet) manages to kidnap her, she didn´t struggle as he takes her to her supposedly final destination, Brian and Kitty follow their lead and Kitty wonders how Brian is handling this.

They stop in the Queen´s castle and in that moment both Meggan and Brian decide the man with a helmet need a reality check. Kitty let the couple have their flirting moment as she looks at the castle, something is off.

The picture Magneto gave show a different castle, it was white with one tower and it was very symmetrical, however, this one is completely different, is black, with two towers and asymetric...and Kitty notices the moon...even though is not night.

Once the guy in the helmet proved to be a zombie in total decay, Kitty got a bad feeling about this “Guys...I think someone in the castle did make a bad deal with a bad entity”

Kitty´s words are proven to be true as the inside of the castle is equally distorted as the outside. Spirals and Kitty, Meggan and Brian gulp, albeit comically, to a situation not funny. And the situation gets worse as Queen Elvira shows up, pale skin, bags under her eyes, and her red hair needs a wash, yet, that´s Queen Elvira.

She locked Brian in a cage where his super strength is useless. Meggan is morphed between a cat and into a woman, and can´t change back as Kitty is in a small cage as well made by adamantium. Kitty looks at the symbol higher on the Queen´s throne and Kitty has only one question to make.

Zaorva what did you saw in him?

Elvira is clearly working for HIM and Kitty has an idea, smirking as if this is no problem, this caught Elvira´s attention as she now sends her maniac gaze to Kitty. “Why are you smiling? I have him by my side! I´ll rule the world and have my husband back” the woman has a mad smile and Kitty only crosses her arms bemused.

“Is that all? Please, I could bring your dear husband back” now Kitty is watching her nails not paying the Elvira´s any attention “I´m a necromancer and I can bring your dear husband back and look at that my price is really good, but, if you want to take favours from HIM well be my guest...I´m sure your organs must be crunchy and delicious”

Meggan and Brian take a cue and immediately chided Kitty for daring to gesture her secret ability.

Elvira is mad, but, no one wants to be eaten. “you can bring my dear husband back?” she thinks about the situation “what´s your price?”

“Let my friends go and you´ll get your husband back” Kitty speaks neutrally as Meggan and Brian beg her to not help this woman. Elvira accepts the terms, Meggan is free as Brian, yet, the minions of Elvira make sure they won´t be staying here.

Meggan holds Brian´s hand. They only have one chance.

Elvira free Kitty as she takes the woman to the crypt where the husband is. Kitty looks as if analysing the situation and cames to a conclusion “in order to bring your husband back, I need you to be here with me” and gesture the queen where she must be “now, look at the ossuary art over there, I need to focus my energy and it is easier to bring someone back if there´s a person who loves the victim very much” Elvira is looking at the art and opens her eyes to see Kitty´s hand phasing into her chest.

“Now!” Kitty shouts and Meggan and Brian manages to knock down the minions, separated they didn´t have a chance, together they are powerful. “Darling, I rather fight villains with you than on my own”  “Oh, Brian, is not the time to flirt, we´re here to kick ass”

Kitty´s eyes harden as her hand didn´t move an inch “Now, I've got a new deal for you, how about you tell me where are the bodies of the women and I don´t phase your heart”

“All I did, I did for love”

“Well, you give love a bad name” Kitty can´t help herself and Brian rolls his eyes as Meggan, in her bubbly self, is happy the mission is over, less so when Elvira tell what happened with the girls and Kitty is considering phasing her heart out here...but no, she will have to answer to a worse deity, let HIM do this.

The people are happy to leave Saldonia, there´s some sadness in their eyes as Saldonia used to be a great kingdom, it fails when the King married that woman. King Magneto deem the land useless and Doom won´t really pay no mind to this place. Maybe someone will make this land into something good.

Princess Talia is talking excitedly with Kitty as by coincidence both women finish their mission at the same time.

“I knew your mission would be alright, cursed objects are your speciality and I´m always impressed by skills” Kitty compliment genuinely impressed, she saw Betsy, Brian´s sister, doing this work but Talia is another league. The blue woman blushes at that.

“That´s because Talia was always a tenacious one” the male voice cut the conversation and Talia look a mix to be happy and annoyed to see her father. Kitty remembers something and asked to speak with him.

“I don´t want to take your time, I just want to confess that in my mission I did pretend to be a necromancer, now, I didn´t say I was better than you or anyone else, but I know you prime to be a great necromancer and I don´t want bad blood among us” Kitty confess knowing how the man is very serious about being a necromancer.

Kurt gazes at her and the woman is always fascinated by his eyes. “I ´m not mad at you, I can´t be really, if anything I´m offended with this Queen going to HIM, instead of me, really!” Kurt complains and Kitty giggles.

“Careful, he´s Zaorva another half… for some reason, they love each other and we don´t need to understand this”

[kurtty-drabbles]

Love is all you need au (story time)

N/A: So, I´ve this idea for making evil wizard Kurt and Kitty bonding ...it´s a cute scene to highlight that Kurt is not a great detective and to show Kitty he is not 24/7 evil all the time.

@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling

In the green gardens, where it´s an eternal spring despite Lorna affirming is the opposite the 4 women are relaxing, a commodity that is far too precious in the harem, as today the Evil Wizard is not in the house, conquering or whoring himself out, no one cares for the details right now, Lorna and Rachel enjoy the few moments of peace.

"So, how long this harem exist?" Kitty dares to ask as the question was looming over her mind lately, she never heard about this harem, however, there are many things she filters along the years.

"Don´t know and don´t care," Rachel replied and Kitty takes this as an answer. Lorna looking at the clouds have the misfortune to mention Genosha and that almost make the woman cry.

"I still miss my family" Lorna speaks up after cleaning her eyes, to make sure no tears will fall today, Kitty offers comfort as the best she can, the temple is the closest thing she has as a family.

"Thank you, Kitty, but I don´t think a temple is the same thing as my family, I want to go home..."Lorna speaks in defeat "but I know it won´t happen for a time now" noticing how Kitty is confused(but won´t dare to ask "is your story, you decide if you want to tell or not") Lorna has no problem in sharing "Father made a deal with the necromancer, the payment, however, was something lost in translation as he wanted one of us to be in his stupid harem, Wanda, my big sister, once sleep with him many, many years ago and let´s say she does not wish to repeat the experience, even now as she is married and has children, so, I take her place" Lorna make a disgusting face.

"That´s was very brave of you, Lorna" Kitty replied nicely and Lorna offers a weak smile.

"Don´t think too fond of me, maybe I had my selfish reasons too, I wanted to show Wanda I can be more than little Lorna, the little girl she always has to protect, and maybe I just want a way out of my father...Talia, if she could would accept any means to leave" noticing the stares the woman explain herself "Talia is the product of one night stand, just like me, sadly, Talia is his daughter and being his daughter gets little favours, funny, now I can see why me and Talia get along so well" Lorna finish her tale and Kitty merely thank her for sharing her story, she can´t offer advice on a subject she does not know well.

Rachel hugs Kitty like a teddy bear and rests her face on Kitty´s shoulder and speaks free of judgment her own story.

"To sum up, father asked for this monster´s help, a warlock was causing trouble along with his followers, and only him could help, sadly the monster pretends to have a soul to care for the children he slaughter...the warlock was using children as soldiers and the monster didn´t share a tears as he finishes them off" Rachel cuddles with Kitty as she finishes the tale "bottom line, the vindicative asshole put me here with an expensive fee to pay ...I´ll die here" Rachel explained sadly.

"Ray, I´m a healer of Zaorva, I may not understand the harem´s rules or politics" Lorna and Rachel agree with this by chuckle" but I promise to do something to help" Rachel thanks her but it does not seem she truly believes.

"Zaorva is that powerful, but she won´t interfere in the politic affair´s of humans ...or shiars" Cerise speaks dryly "is my turn to tell my tale? Ok, I was a soldier to Queen Lilandra, but, when her evil brother take the throne and a civil war begins, I ended up here...needless to say, people aren´t very fond of me and King Magneto" a pointy look to Lorna was spotted " order me to go to jail"

"Of course, that´s not what happened, Kurt...found me and offer me a trade, I would fight in his army and in exchange I would stay here, unharmed" Cerise continues and Kitty listen to very closely "it wasn´t bad, he didn´t send me to kill children or anything like that, in fact, he would just send me to make sure one of his students is doing alright" she gave a small smile "one day, he offers me to show about the date thing, I have no idea what this was all about so...I accept "Kitty didn´t like this and make this perfectly clear" sex was nice and all but I didn´t like as much he did, in fact, I could spend the rest of my life without sex...him, however, can´t. Kurt let me stay here promising that King Magneto won´t bother me"

"Cerise!" Kitty asked as the older woman(a joke at this point) looks at Kitty with a tender smile "I´m fine Kitty, it could have been much worse, I know what people want to do with a shiar refugee and in all honesty, as much Kurt is an idiot and I want to punch him, I must thank him, being here is much better than staying outside"

"He is a not nice person" Kitty offers and Rachel speak a more colourful language to describe him follow by "He is a monster"

"NO" Lorna replied shocking the others "if I acknowledge he´s a monster, I´ll have to acknowledge my own father is one too, I´m not ready for that"

"we understand" offers Kitty and Rachel. The day continues without any more discussions as Kitty tell them about the time Kurt take her to that boring festival making Kymri and Mara hate her "Kiddo, I think those two will form an anti-Kitty in hopes to get Kurt all for themselves" Rachel replied and the others laugh even Kitty.

Certainly, Kurt didn´t take her on purpose, and soon enough, will go back to his adoring fans. Right?

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Kitty opens her door and saw a bamf waiting for her, the little thing was giggling at her and Kitty only frown at her, certainly, Kurt and his minions still thought it was hilarious that Kitty really thought the bamfs are his children.

"He can´t laugh at me for that, I mean, you resemble him so much, except you´re way fluffier than him" Kitty hissed at the creature who still giggles and makes a notion to Kitty to follow him. "Hey, wait for you me, you little fuzzy thing" Kitty calls and the bamf is already miles away from her and Kitty follows phasing through walls when necessary.

The little bamf waves to Kitty and gesture for her to enter the room, his room, and Kitty gulp louder, does he wants...now? Well, what if she got pregnant? it will destroy the order of the harem. Kid Gladiator is already the new ruler of Kaledom and Talia ...is in Genosha, so, there´s no more need for heirs, right?

(stories of how depraved some necromancers can be a dance in her mind, all the while making her remember that Warlock, however, Kitty is no longer a small and hopeless little girl anymore)

Ok, think for this angle, if he wanted to do something kinky, you can scary him by knowing way more kinky stuff than him or asking to not do it tonight,  I´m not sure if I really want to sleep with him or not. Is my choice not his.

Kitty enters in the room with her eyes closed and already has a speech ready "Kurt, Stay dressed what you think is going to happen, won´t happen" Kitty speak up and now slowly open her eyes to see Kurt reading his book.

" Are we going to have sex? Well, I´m all aboard, let me close the book first" Kurt smiles amused and the little bamf is giggling at her as Kitty pouts at him. " he bring you here for a reason and as fun your idea sounds, we won´t have sex tonight, unless...you want it" Kitty blushes and shakes her head saying she is not ready yet.

"I understand, your virginity..."Kurt tries to speak but Kitty stops him right here and there.

"No virginity, my consent, elf, I´m not 100% sure if I want to sleep with an evil wizard, however, another myth I want to debunk with you, zaorvianos enjoy sex as much anyone else, we even have orgies"Kitty now smiles in front at his reaction "sex is something sacred, as long the persons involved consent, Zaorva has no problem in letting us explore our sexuality" Kitty explained almost laughing "so, no, elf, I´m not a virgin healer waiting for my man or woman, got it?" now she laughs and the necromancer compose himself and speaks again.

"Got it, later, let´s talk about the myths of Zaorva, does she has a bad healer?" the question was made as a joke but Kitty answer anyway.

"Yes, Dr Sinister, an evil wizard, however, he too works under Zaorva and never dares to break her rules, but he´s an inferior healer compared to me and the others" Kitty now puts a finger on her lips thinking about the last time she saw Dr Sinister "the man does seem to be crazy over Scott Summers"

Kurt Wagner is in silence pondering the information until he closes the book.

"That´s good to know" his tone is low as the bamfs bring a new book "however, enough of myths, you told me in the party you know a better story than in that play, carry to show me?" Kurt asked like a petulant child and Kitty almost laugh, the evil wizard wants to hear a story from her? Ok.

Kitty would sit in the chair next to him, that´s was her goal, but, the bamfs have another idea as she is now on his lap. Sighing loudly, the woman just herself to tell the tale. Kurt does not seem to mind the new situation.

"Ok, this is an old story of Galadon" Kurt is surprised for a moment as Galadon was destroyed way prior to Kitty´s existence, but, stories are immortals so maybe is not that surprising "once upon a time, there´s a woman with a magical mirror, the woman was a queen, a powerful witch and slaved by the mirror"

"Oh, I'm hooked already, I love magical mirrors" Kurt declares excitedly.

"One day, the mirror declares a woman from a village is prettier than her and would ascend to her throne and take everything away from her, of course, the evil witch didn´t accept this and as a slave of the mirror did what was instructed to kill the woman, a woman named Branca" Kurt didn´t understand what the name Branca means and Kitty only giggles at his expression.

"At first, the evil witch throw a spell that petrified everyone in the village, however, it missed Branca" Kitty told and Kurt makes some quips about how to really petrify someone "on her desperate crusade against Branca, the woman sells her soul to the entity of the mirror in exchange of power, the woman becomes a dragon as big and powerful as it can be...only to be a big target for a brave prince who killed the dragon"Kitty make a sad face but continues "but that´s not the end of the story, you see, the brave prince falls for the lovely Branca, as the evil witch has a brother that vows to get his revenge on the mirror and on the lovely Branca"

"The brother was...a necromancer" the word was spoken carefully and Kurt is paying attention. A tale about a brave young woman in the search of a heal for the people turned into stone, a brave prince that need to learn how to accept help and a necromancer that did have a heart in the end.

"So, the brave Branca kissed the check of the necromancer and the brave prince and speak ''you make me the famous princess, even though, I´m nothing but a mere village girl in my heart, however, I do not need to follow the rules and neither does you two, I now know who I´m and after this journey I´m ready to go back to my family, I´ve many things to do to decide which role I should be, in the end, I rather choose myself,'' the prince and the necromancer are understanding of her words and didn´t cause a brawl, as Branca heads back home to where her family is waiting, she is no longer the mere pretty face, this time, she knows who she is and is happy with her virtues and flaws, she is Branca, she is human" Kitty finishes the story. The bamfs seem to have loved it and are clapping hands, however, Kurt is in a deep thinking mood.

"She...didn´t choose the prince nor the necromancer?" Kurt´s golden eyes are on Kitty´s doe ones. "That...is an ending I never would guess, you´re right, is a much better story than in the play of that festival..."Kurt trails off and asks slowly "do you think she could have chosen the necromancer?"

"Yes, of course, she does have a soft spot for him and the prince, the necromancer has good qualities as bad, but, I don´t think Branca wanted a relationship at the moment" then she adds "But I think is possible for her to love the Necromancer, no, I think is possible for her to want to see more of him, and no, I´m not saying this because you´re a necromancer yourself, I just think is possible, he really loves her and she does feel something for him...however, as I told you, at moment, she wasn´t interested in a relationship"

"...I like your story, do you have another?" Kurt asked and Kitty nods happily "then tell away, wait" Kurt now adjust their position as Kitty begins her new tale, what a surprise this time it has a necromancer as a protagonist.

Kitty only leave his room by the next day, she ended up sleeping in a couch Kurt conjure and has the distant feeling someone kissed her forehead, as she leaves the room his fan club was not happy to know Kitty spend the entire night with him.

[kurtty-drabbles]

Harem au

N/A: Kitty, the lady necromancer can´t ever stopping trolling him...well, wizard Kurt is a bad detective. Ryder should give him some tips. Loosely based on a webcomic and some documentaries I watch.

@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling

By all intentions and purpose, the carriage is one of the fastest transportation out there, not really, but the nobles love to use the fanciest carriage available, even if they can fly or teleport, either way, Kitty Pryde is using this transportation to head to her new destination.

The driver seems to enjoy talking in a vulgar manner with the passenger and is gritting on Kitty´s nerves.

"You know, usually he asks for prettier women, you are pretty average, your chest, for example, is really small, maybe he wants to try an average woman for once" the man gives a crook smile and Kitty only rolls her eyes.

"Do you speak like that with all the women? Thinking talking poorly of them, hurting their self-esteem they will accept you, oh, child, not in a million of years" Kitty said close enough for the man to hear "in fact, I think you should benefit in never talking again"

The carriage arrives in the place where the Necromancer is waiting, the silence was the golden rule in the carriage and in the castle, however, Kitty has no problem to chat with the intimidating figure of one Kurt Wagner.

"Nice to meet you, Mr Evil Necromancer," Kitty said shaking his hand after Kurt makes an airy question to the man who drove the carriage but didn´t care enough to get the answers(nor the lack of answers)"I´m your new acquisition to your ever stupid harem, please, let´s not make this a bloody mess" Kitty said smiling and Kurt can admire her sense of humour.

"Well, Katzchen" seems natural to call her like that, she is such a catty person, Kurt likes that, oh...maybe he can play favourites again and see those women tear each other apart, it has been a long time since he has any favourites "I´m an evil Necromancer, I can´t promise anything" then Kurt gives a smirk full malice, however, the man noticed something not entirely peculiar about the woman.

"Oh, you are wearing blue? I thought the monarch thought this was a tasteless colour" Kurt replied a bit curious as no other woman ever put blue in any circumstances.

"This shade is from Lady Zaorva´s own form and I like to homage the goodness, however, not even her is the owner of the blue colour, now, my dear Mr Evil Necromancer, where shall I be?" she asked in such chipper way that Kurt shakes his head amused. Giving an order to the driver to take her luggage and take to the room, again, Kurt is not minded the lack of answers. _______________________________ His mansion is bigger and dark and Kitty would have to control herself from not make a quip about men and the ever need of overcompensation, why Kurt needs such a bigger mansion is a mystery to Kitty.

Walking through towards the room, a green door appeared in her panoramic view and Kitty has no problems in knocking first then phasing. The room, behind the door, is a luxurious place, worthy of a princess. A woman with green hair is painting something not minding to reply.

"No, you evil monster I won´t tell anything about my father," Lorna said only to realize Kitty is not the monster who keeps her arrested. Her hand drop the brush as she runs to hug here saviour.

"Hello, Lorna," Kitty asked too akin of a mother"Are you alright?" Kitty asked and the question has a hidden meaning that Lorna picks up.

"No, he never touches me, but keeps me here as his prisoner, my father is a flawed man and makes a bad deal with a Necromancer" Lorna gritted her teeth angrier at each moment.

"Magneto asking help from a Necromancer is never wise, especially if he wants to destroy his enemies, I know, Magneto asked for help to get rid of the Meridith, an old thorn on Magneto´s side, and now the country is under Magneto´s power, however, I don´t think the man intended to things to go that gruesome, which makes him a fool in my eyes" Kitty declares as Lorna only nods "you were helping the resistance, aren´t you? That´s why you are here?"

"It´s more than that, the necromancer request one of the royal children as Magneto hasn´t paid everything yet. Oh,  if he hasn´t...I wouldn´t be here" Lorna sighs dejectedly "Wanda was supposed to be here, but...no, she suffered too much, I don´t want her to be away from her family, Vision was almost killed in their last diplomatic mission and Wanda needs to be on his side" Lorna then looks away from Kitty "but don´t think so highly at me, maybe, I just want to be close of one of the prisoners, Marco Diaz"

"I know, I understand, we fall in love in the strangest place, Lorna, I was sent here to free you, however, I can take this Marco as well, after all, no kid deserves to not know their father" Kitty speaks brightly looking at the belly who is no longer under an illusion. Lorna would ask how, but, it´s better not ask.

Lorna did notice how his guards are taking Kitty´s suggestion to the heart, the monster the man created to keep the prisoner of Meridith away suddenly decides to take a walk, of course, opening the cell of each prisoner(the political prisoners are extremely confused and thankfully) as Lorna hugs Marco.

Kitty only looks at the couple and wishes the best for Marco as he gets a really bad and scary father-in-law now. ___________________________________________ Kitty is sewing a blue dress as the Necromancer shows up in her room, ignoring the other gazes of the women (envious, fearful and hateful) and is in a foul mood. Kitty stops sewing as Kurt puts his head on her lap.

"...Bad day?" Kitty asked cooly "It was Lorna´s and the other prisoners vanishing from your grasp"

"Sort of" Kurt speaks tired now" Magneto did pay the last part of his deal, so, Princess Lorna is no longer important, no do I care for Meridith, I just want to know how that happens"

"Oh, maybe is the guards, you know, you could replace them with seals, it works better, living things have the need of breathing and need to eat and drink, so, maybe the prisoners got luck, a bit of luck with a good plan" Kitty replied huffing his hair. Kurt looks astonishing at this revelation and smiles now.

"I know what happened" Kurt´s golden eyes are on her form"It´s the Blue Lady´s work" the smile is a tad bit maniacal. Kitty looks apprehensive at this, biting her lips the woman tries to speak gulping now.

"I know who the Blue Lady is, it was obvious from the start"Kitty can feel her heartbeat increasing loudly, can he hear it?! "Is Kymri, the priestess from the Zaorva´s temple, of course"

"Yes, of course, good on you, Mr Evil Necromancer" Kitty feels at easy now and smiling serenely at Kurt. ________________________________________ Elizabeth Braddock is a woman with great beauty but a cold heart. Jean Grey is also a great beauty but is a woman with no soul or brain. Both prime themselves to be Kurt´s favourite and love the idea of cashing favours, however, Kurt is not even looking at them anymore, no matter what they wear, Kurt is not even remotely interested, yet, the new welcomer, Kitty Pryde with her blue dress is clearly his favourite.

Betsy wanted a diamond ring, a pink one that she thought Kurt would give to her, she is beautiful, however, Kurt gave a pink diamond ring to Kitty, who in turn, does not seem to care all that much.

Jean wanted new clothes, a fine new dress that she thought Kurt would give, after all, Jean is the most beautiful woman in the world, however, Kurt gave the dress to Kitty, who in turn make the dress be blue. Jean is enraged at this.

The two women thought it is time to pay a visit to Kitty Pryde. At first, they tried to read her mind, somehow they failed(gaining a strong headache), then they tried to poison her, put enough Belladonna to kill an army, yet, Kitty shows up fine in the next day.

In fact, she summons the poison Jean used and drinks in front of her, Jean can´t lie here and say that didn´t freak her out, however, this won´t stop. Kitty needs to go.

Betsy got violent and stab the woman in the heart. Betsy´s victorious smile twisted her gorgeous face as she laughs now Kurt will have to like her more, that´s was the end goal. Next day, Betsy scream in fear as Kitty Pryde just get out of the shower, a wet towel in her hair claiming it was hard to take all the dirty, the towel was only on her hair as Betsy could see the woman´s chest...no mark of her blade.

"Ah, stop staring at it, I know I´m pretty" Kitty jokes and takes the towel to reveal Kitty´s chestnut hair. Betsy runs away. The image of her skin untouched haunts Betsy, after all, she did stab the woman through the heart.

Jean and Betsy united force and decides to confront this...woman.

"What are you?" Jean asked trying to read Kitty´s mind again and failing.

"My name is Kitty, miss Grey and you are really pretty but...rotten inside, in fact" raising her fingers the red hair fall from the ground " it is nauseating to look at you" Jean tries to summon the Pheonix, yet, nothing happens, actually, nothing happens as she can´t read anyone´s mind or lift anything.  Where are her powers?

Betsy tries to attack, tries to, as Kitty Pryde make the woman fall from the ground without as so much looking directly to her. It was something was pushing her down forcing her to obey, it was really painful and some of her bones certainly are in a poor state now.

"You are really, really pretty Betsy, yet, your beauty only hides your rotten self" Kitty speaks calmly as Betsy´s skin turns in a putrefied state "you were a horrible woman in life, maybe in death, you can be something better" Jean tries to speak but no sound comes out."Child, I haven´t forgotten about you"

On the next day, Betsy is gone and in Jean´s room has a woman no one recognizes, she is without any shadow of a doubt, the most hideous woman in the planet. ________________________________________ Kymri is a priestess in the oldest temple dedicated to Zaorva and is a woman in love, just like the goddess herself, she is in love with a man who can create chaos for fun(wait, is it a sin to compare herself to Zaorva?) and ever since they sleep together, Kymri knew he was the one.

"Say, if you were to purify a haunting home, how you would do it?" Kurt asked a bit peeved after Kymri just healed someone with just healing powers, Kymri´s lover is an odd man, but, Necromancers are odd by nature.

"It´s easier, I would pray to Zaorva to clean the house or maybe ask for a monk, that´s their speciality"Kymri is a tad bit afraid of saying she would ask Jude for help, she has no idea if Kurt and Jude are in good terms.

Kurt is crestfallen (much better than angry) and scratching his head the man concludes the obvious.

"You aren´t the Blue Lady" Kurt speaks and for a moment Kymri is ready to defend the colour of her skin, when, it finally hits on her quite violently that Kurt is not referring to her skin.

"Oh..that Blue Lady, no, I´m not her, however, funny thing, I heard that the Blue Lady is one of the Zaorva´s oldest followers. Her followers always wear blue, as a symbol of her grace, in fact, the most blue you wear the better" Kymri speaks closing her eyes and remembering all the details.

"What?" Kurt can only speak/ask not minding the curious stares being delivered to him. " Who told you that?"

"Ah, one of our regular followers,"then Kymri stops "in fact, I´m new here, not sure if she is an old member or not, it´s rude to ask such things, either way, Kitty Pryde told me that, the Blue Lady prefers to wear blue as a way to honour Zaorva" And Kymri points to a painting of Zaorva herself, well, one of the interpretations of the entity, and the blue hue is the same Kitty uses.

Kurt´s eyes twitch at that as he bamfs ignoring Kymri´s pleas and confusion. _____________________________

Kitty is exploring Kurt´s mansion and finally meet one room she never saw before, strangely enough, this is a room with advanced seals prevent the woman to enter. She got a hand to Kurt when he wants to make something impossible, he does. Kitty couldn´t enter in the room, thanks to the seal, yet, manages to open the door and see glimpses of what is there.

"Wait, is that the news about the fire in Rome?" Kitty asked knowing what really happened. Seeing by this distance the words "It was her doing"make the woman steps back until she hits on someone. Someone fuzzy.

"That´s the room where I ponder about the Blue Lady, I always want to meet her, she is a mystery to everyone" Kurt explained letting Kitty entering in the room. "See this? Is about the time Rome was burned completely, no one knows what happened. I think someone must have upset her, could be jealousy?"

"Jealousy? No, they tried to harm ...her son, and the Blue Lady does not forgive such travesty"

"It´s you, isn´t?" Kurt asked looking into her eyes. "Blue Lady as in your clothes, not skin, right?"

"Oh...you are bound to found out, eventually"

Kitty crosses her arms and looks into his eyes.

"Nice to meet you Mr Evil Necromancer, I´m the Blue Lady, how was your day?"

"You are a cheeky thing, aren´t you?"

"I need some sense of humour"

After that, the harem lost his interest completely, no one mind the fact the driver is still mute, as the remains members were sent away to their home. For now, it seems Kurt is no longer interest in a harem.